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Horror Movie A Day: Quint's one word review of SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT (1976)



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.

[The regular A Movie A Day list has been frozen in order for me to do an all-horror line-up for October. I’ve pulled many horror titles from my regular “to see” stack and have ordered many more horror and thriller titles to make sure we have some good stuff. Like the regular AMAD column all the movies I’m covering are films I have never seen, but unlike the regular AMAD column I will not connect each film to the one before it. Instead I will pull a title at random every day and watch whatever the movie Gods determine for me.]

Unwatchable.



Here are the titles in the drawing pool for the rest of October:

Wednesday, October 1st – Friday, October 31st: H-MAD! Horror Movie A Day! Check out the list here!

Now’s the the time to pull the next HMAD!

Next up is:



So, Richard Boone looking as much like Vincent Price as he can on the cover. I like the MGM Midnite Movies Series, so I’m sure it’s worth a watch. Plus it has to be better than the only one-word AMAD entry ever, the horrible, boring, cheap unwatchable piece of shit SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT.

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



Previous Movies:

June 2nd: Harper
June 3rd: The Drowning Pool
June 4th: Papillon
June 5th: Gun Crazy
June 6th: Never So Few
June 7th: A Hole In The Head
June 8th: Some Came Running
June 9th: Rio Bravo
June 10th: Point Blank
June 11th: Pocket Money
June 12th: Cool Hand Luke
June 13th: The Asphalt Jungle
June 14th: Clash By Night
June 15th: Scarlet Street
June 16th: Killer Bait (aka Too Late For Tears)
June 17th: Robinson Crusoe On Mars
June 18th: City For Conquest
June 19th: San Quentin
June 20th: 42nd Street
June 21st: Dames
June 22nd: Gold Diggers of 1935
June 23rd: Murder, My Sweet
June 24th: Born To Kill
June 25th: The Sound of Music
June 26th: Torn Curtain
June 27th: The Left Handed Gun
June 28th: Caligula
June 29th: The Elephant Man
June 30th: The Good Father
July 1st: Shock Treatment
July 2nd: Flashback
July 3rd: Klute
July 4th: On Golden Pond
July 5th: The Cowboys
July 6th: The Alamo
July 7th: Sands of Iwo Jima
July 8th: Wake of the Red Witch
July 9th: D.O.A.
July 10th: Shadow of A Doubt
July 11th: The Matchmaker
July 12th: The Black Hole
July 13th: Vengeance Is Mine
July 14th: Strange Invaders
July 15th: Sleuth
July 16th: Frenzy
July 17th: Kingdom of Heaven: The Director’s Cut
July 18th: Cadillac Man
July 19th: The Sure Thing
July 20th: Moving Violations
July 21st: Meatballs
July 22nd: Cast a Giant Shadow
July 23rd: Out of the Past
July 24th: The Big Steal
July 25th: Where Danger Lives
July 26th: Crossfire
July 27th: Ricco, The Mean Machine
July 28th: In Harm’s Way
July 29th: Firecreek
July 30th: The Cheyenne Social Club
July 31st: The Man Who Knew Too Much
August 1st: The Spirit of St. Louis
August 2nd: Von Ryan’s Express
August 3rd: Can-Can
August 4th: Desperate Characters
August 5th: The Possession of Joel Delaney
August 6th: Quackser Fortune Has A Cousin In The Bronx
August 7th: Start the Revolution Without Me
August 8th: Hell Is A City
August 9th: The Pied Piper
August 10th: Partners
August 11th: Barry Lyndon
August 12th: The Skull
August 13th: The Hellfire Club
August 14th: Blood of the Vampire
August 15th: Terror of the Tongs
August 16th: Pirates of Blood River
August 17th: The Devil-Ship Pirates
August 18th: Jess Franco’s Count Dracula
August 19th: Dracula A.D. 1972
August 20th: The Stranglers of Bombay
August 21st: Man, Woman & Child
August 22nd: The Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane
August 23rd: The Young Philadelphians
August 24th: The Rack
August 25th: Until They Sail
August 26th: Somebody Up There Likes Me
August 27th: The Set-Up
August 28th: The Devil & Daniel Webster
August 29th: Cat People
August 30th: The Curse of the Cat People
August 31st: The 7th Victim
September 1st: The Ghost Ship
September 2nd: Isle of the Dead
September 3rd: Bedlam
September 4th: Black Sabbath
September 5th: Black Sunday
September 6th: Twitch of the Death Nerve
September 7th: Tragic Ceremony
September 8th: Lisa & The Devil
September 9th: Baron Blood
September 10th: A Shot In The Dark
September 11th: The Pink Panther
September 12th: The Return of the Pink Panther
September 13th: The Pink Panther Strikes Again
September 14th: Revenge of the Pink Panther
September 15th: Trail of the Pink Panther
September 16th: The Real Glory
September 17th: The Winning of Barbara Worth
September 18th: The Cowboy and the Lady
September 19th: Dakota
September 20th: Red River
September 21st: Terminal Station
September 22nd: The Search
September 23rd: Act of Violence
September 24th: Houdini
September 25th: Money From Home
September 26th: Papa’s Delicate Condition
September 27th: Dillinger
September 28th: Battle of the Bulge
September 29th: Daisy Kenyon
September 30th: Laura
October 1st: The Dunwich Horror
October 2nd: Experiment In Terror
October 3rd: The Devil’s Rain
October 4th: Race With The Devil
October 5th: Salo, Or The 120 Days of Sodom
October 6th: Bad Dreams
October 7th: The House Where Evil Dwells
October 8th: Memories of Murder
October 9th: The Hunger
October 10th: I Saw What You Did
October 11th: I Spit On Your Grave
October 12th: Naked You Die
October 13th: The Wraith

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Unreadable...
by JimCurry
Oct 14th, 2008
06:15:18 PM
HA!
by sonnyfern
Oct 14th, 2008
06:16:22 PM
Jim
by Quint
Oct 14th, 2008
06:17:54 PM
Unreviewable
by Jawa 007
Oct 14th, 2008
06:28:31 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
by The Amazing G
Oct 14th, 2008
06:29:10 PM
I kinda like this one word review thing.
by Knuckleduster
Oct 14th, 2008
06:34:26 PM
LOL
by psychedelic
Oct 14th, 2008
06:36:36 PM
cheat
by jambone
Oct 14th, 2008
06:37:39 PM
That's CineFile video in L.A.
by psychedelic
Oct 14th, 2008
06:38:11 PM
awesome
by aint_it_cruel?
Oct 14th, 2008
06:38:12 PM
yes unwatchable, but....
by zom-bot.com
Oct 14th, 2008
06:41:42 PM
Do a Haiku review at some point.
by psychedelic
Oct 14th, 2008
06:48:09 PM
zom-bot.com
by SamBluestone
Oct 14th, 2008
06:58:03 PM
If there HAD to be a word...
by stanton29
Oct 14th, 2008
07:01:32 PM
Quint, forget the haters you probably
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 14th, 2008
07:02:00 PM
I Bury the Living
by filmcans
Oct 14th, 2008
07:10:44 PM
I Concur...
by Major Hockshtetter
Oct 14th, 2008
07:14:06 PM
Dear Quint
by Ines5
Oct 14th, 2008
07:14:29 PM
Unwatchable
by konkrete590
Oct 14th, 2008
07:15:06 PM
*heh*
by smallerdemon
Oct 14th, 2008
07:15:20 PM
out of curiousity, have you thrown it away?
by lex romero
Oct 14th, 2008
07:21:21 PM
how did this one get picked then?
by zom-bot.com
Oct 14th, 2008
07:21:53 PM
not knockin' ya quint...
by zom-bot.com
Oct 14th, 2008
07:23:42 PM
Zom-bot...
by TheRealMoriarty
Oct 14th, 2008
07:30:05 PM
But still...
by Gungan Slayer
Oct 14th, 2008
07:34:56 PM
review continues under the preview for tomorrow:
by evolvingsensblty
Oct 14th, 2008
07:49:30 PM
Most sloppily made horror movie, for what it's worth...
by Organs
Oct 14th, 2008
07:49:40 PM
That just makes me curious to see it.
by tonagan
Oct 14th, 2008
07:50:59 PM
SHENANIGANS!
by Genghis Von Doom
Oct 14th, 2008
07:52:26 PM
'Shit Sandwich'....
by Riley Martin
Oct 14th, 2008
07:57:08 PM
How about a mini-review in the talkback?
by Quint
Oct 14th, 2008
07:59:56 PM
Quint - Don't listen to these clowns...
by BGDAWES
Oct 14th, 2008
08:01:23 PM
what about SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 14th, 2008
08:02:47 PM
UNWATCHABLE = INDY IV
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 14th, 2008
08:03:42 PM
Danny
by Quint
Oct 14th, 2008
08:23:08 PM
the box art...
by zom-bot.com
Oct 14th, 2008
08:35:52 PM
Quint, for the love of GOD, find The Changeling
by Manos
Oct 14th, 2008
08:50:43 PM
Yeah Silent Night, Deadly Night is fun....
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 14th, 2008
09:04:44 PM
Manos
by Quint
Oct 14th, 2008
09:15:04 PM
The 1980 Motion Picture The CHANGELING
by Ines5
Oct 14th, 2008
09:25:10 PM
Yes! Yes! The Changeling!
by Genghis Von Doom
Oct 14th, 2008
10:01:27 PM
my favorite scene from The Changeling...
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Oct 14th, 2008
10:15:51 PM
But...but...!
by Josh Acid
Oct 14th, 2008
10:20:48 PM
Unwatchable?
by the beef
Oct 14th, 2008
10:35:26 PM
Madman owns I Madman
by TheBloop
Oct 14th, 2008
10:36:49 PM
"Decampitated" is where it's at, yo
by Frisco
Oct 14th, 2008
10:37:44 PM
I feel guilty
by Continentalop
Oct 14th, 2008
11:18:12 PM
At least you watched it, Quint
by The Crystal Skull
Oct 14th, 2008
11:18:35 PM
Unwatchable
by Continentalop
Oct 14th, 2008
11:18:56 PM
Crystal Skull
by Continentalop
Oct 14th, 2008
11:21:43 PM
Skull
by Quint
Oct 14th, 2008
11:24:37 PM
Changeling!
by macheesmo3
Oct 14th, 2008
11:28:37 PM
Anybody noticed how much THE OTHERS...
by Gilkuliehe
Oct 14th, 2008
11:32:35 PM
If you turn it off, the movie beats you
by The Crystal Skull
Oct 15th, 2008
12:03:58 AM
correction
by The Crystal Skull
Oct 15th, 2008
12:06:20 AM
What about naps, Crystal?
by Gilkuliehe
Oct 15th, 2008
12:11:52 AM
The napping reviewer
by The Crystal Skull
Oct 15th, 2008
12:28:51 AM
Ineloquent
by Napoleon Park
Oct 15th, 2008
12:54:31 AM
Not even boobies, Quint?
by TopHat
Oct 15th, 2008
01:00:52 AM
I BURY THE LIVING: almost a great movie
by thegreatwhatzit
Oct 15th, 2008
01:02:31 AM
At first i thought this was a review...
by deanbarry
Oct 15th, 2008
01:53:11 AM
Hahaha that was funny.
by ivehadsex
Oct 15th, 2008
01:54:42 AM
I Second Moriarty
by psychedelic
Oct 15th, 2008
03:06:21 AM
I BURY THE LIVING
by Continentalop
Oct 15th, 2008
03:48:12 AM
I've seen this movie
by Screwhead
Oct 15th, 2008
05:31:25 AM
No one claiming this flick as a favourite?
by Boba Fat
Oct 15th, 2008
06:35:31 AM
Don't let the man get ya down, Quint.
by maddox
Oct 15th, 2008
06:53:52 AM
Quint...
by king_of_nowhere
Oct 15th, 2008
07:17:08 AM
Do it fucking properly...
by magnius
Oct 15th, 2008
08:44:03 AM
Best. Review. Ever.
by Lost Jarv
Oct 15th, 2008
08:52:37 AM
Black Christmas (1974)
by Darthkrusty
Oct 15th, 2008
09:20:36 AM
So you're saying you didn't like it?
by Geekgasm
Oct 15th, 2008
09:23:05 AM
I laughed when I saw this film on the list.
by The Reluctant Austinite
Oct 15th, 2008
09:54:46 AM
from quint's computer.....
by mcdowell_32000
Oct 15th, 2008
09:55:05 AM
Best TWO-word review outside of Spinal Tap's "Shark Sandwich"...
by Catbarf the 12th
Oct 15th, 2008
10:30:11 AM
The Silent Partner - More info please!
by Catbarf the 12th
Oct 15th, 2008
10:33:28 AM
What this movie does NOT have.
by CyberVishnu
Oct 15th, 2008
10:45:24 AM
The DVD'S ARE unwatchable...
by Lord Elric
Oct 15th, 2008
11:16:19 AM
DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 15th, 2008
11:49:20 AM
Dude there's a reason you aint seen most of these movies is...
by FILMFUNK
Oct 15th, 2008
11:55:30 AM
The Silent Partner
by m.dung
Oct 15th, 2008
12:08:41 PM
I Bury The Living
by Mathom
Oct 15th, 2008
12:45:21 PM
But is it worse than 'Frogs?'
by Hamtaro Hentai
Oct 15th, 2008
01:24:55 PM
Did Woronov at least get naked?
by Crimson Dynamo
Oct 15th, 2008
01:57:53 PM
Saw FROGS in a drive-in with
by Darthkrusty
Oct 15th, 2008
01:59:48 PM
No, do the grand slam and add
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 15th, 2008
03:07:20 PM
Yeah, not very good
by Frightreviews
Oct 15th, 2008
03:33:39 PM
One word review is lazy...
by TylerDurden3395
Oct 15th, 2008
08:25:26 PM
ok heres a weird non sequiter about this partivular dvd
by ChocolateJesusMan
Oct 16th, 2008
11:38:26 AM

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