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A Movie A Day: Quint sees THE COWBOYS (1972)
You goddamned sonuvabitch! You goddamned, mean sonuvabitch!



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.

[For those now joining us, A Movie A Day is my attempt at filling in gaps in my film knowledge. My DVD collection is thousands strong, many of them films I haven’t seen yet, but picked up as I scoured used DVD stores. Each day I’ll pull a previously unseen film from my collection and discuss it here. Each movie will have some sort of connection to the one before it, be it cast or crew member.]

Today’s flick is 1972’s THE COWBOYS starring John Wayne, Bruce Dern and Roscoe Lee Browne. We follow director Mark Rydell over from yesterday’s AMAD On Golden Pond.

Like his later work on On Golden Pond, Rydell explores an aging man’s relationship with young kids, another angle into the grandfather/grandson dynamic. Here, though, John Wayne isn’t old enough to really be feeling himself slip away, so his character is very much John Wayne. He’s tough, he’s strong… there are hints of him having trouble sleeping without a drink because of the pain of old age, but there isn’t any other weakness for him.

But also much like On Golden Pond this movie is really funny, partially for Wayne’s cantankerous nature, partially for the boys being boys aspect and partially because of Roscoe Lee Browne’s character, Jebediah Nightlinger, a cookie with sage advice and a smart-ass streak a mile long.

Essentially what you have here is an aging Cowboy who is preparing a cattle drive over the summer, but every able bodied man is off trying to strike it rich on a rumored gold strike. He ends up in the awkward position of having to evaluate a new batch of Cowboys for the trip, all aged between 11 and 15.



It takes a while for Wayne to warm up to them, and they to him, but ultimately they’re brought on and the drive is made, all with a Joker-level-creepy Bruce Dern shadowing the drive looking for his chance to steal the cattle.

The subhead line comes from one of the youngest kids in the movie, played by Sean Kelly. He spotted another kid fall into a river and tries to tell Wayne, but the kid has a bad stutter and just can’t get it out.

Robert Carradine (who later gained geek notoriety starring as Lewis in REVENGE OF THE NERDS) is the kid in the river and is pulled to safety.

Kelly is celebrating his friend’s survival only to have Wayne turn on him and berate him for nearly getting his friend killed. I absolutely loved this kid. Wayne is such a dickhead to him and we see this poor kid breakdown… crumbling from happiness to defensive to tears to anger.

At the end of it, he grumbles to Wayne, who is walking away, that he’s a son of a bitch. Wayne freezes. “Say that again.” He does, adding on goddamned and mean onto it. Wayne turns on him, but the kid doesn’t back down. Say that again. The kid does. Not once did he stutter. Wayne notices, but the kid doesn’t. Wayne just smiles and says, “I wouldn’t make it a habit calling me that, son.” And walks off as the kid realizes he didn’t stutter.

It’s a perfect moment in the film, not betraying any of the characters, but still giving us a little heartfelt bit.

And speaking of perfect, I don’t know what kind of crazy pills Bruce Dern was taking, but holy shit is he creepy in this movie. I’ve seen a lot of Bruce Dern movies and a lot of Bruce Dern movies from this era (like SILENT RUNNING and THE GREAT GATSBY), but I don’t think I’ve ever noticed how scary his teeth are. He has huge chompers and in this film he feels almost animalistic.

He’s a great heavy. In fact, there’s a scene where he captures one of the kids and I can only imagine the fear on the kid’s face is real when Dern is putting on his big bad wolf persona. Dern threatens to slit the kid’s throat and holds the knife up… and I think it’s a great testament to the film and to Dern’s performance that I didn’t know if I was about to watch the kid die or not.

I also want to talk about Roscoe Lee Browne, who is great. He’s essentially the middleman between Wayne and the kids when he’s first brought on to be the cook for the drive and quickly becomes the heart of the film.

I don’t know what it says about me, but I also picked up a vaguely creepy vibe from him, too. He has some really… interesting lines that he delivers with a menace I don’t they intended. I won’t call him a kid toucher, but there’s a sequence when he first bunks with the kids where he definitely makes the choice to play up the creepy aspect. Of course, I’m sure he was going for the mysterious menace with a smile and to someone whose mind isn’t always constantly in the gutter it’s a perfectly innocent scene.

Browne really does kick ass in this movie. He has a scene towards the end of the film where he utters a prayer that is probably one of my favorite deliveries of any line so far in the 30+ films we’ve covered in the AMAD column. I won’t ruin it if you haven’t seen this one yet.



Also of note is an early and fantastic score by none other than John Williams. You can actually hear a little of JAWS and STAR WARS in this score. Not a theme repetition, but just in choice of instruments and, I’d assume, type of equipment used to record his orchestral score.

Speaking of Williams, I forgot to include in my On Golden Pond piece, but does anybody else think that Dave Grusin is owed a little by John Williams completely aping his main theme for the love theme from Star Wars: Episode II? It’s just as similar as George Harrison’s My Sweet Lord was to the Chiffon’s He’s So Fine (maybe more so) and that was a big ol’ deal when that lawsuit happened… Just sayin’…

I link above to the regular DVD, but I watched it on HD-DVD (it’s also out on Blu-Ray) and from what I understand the difference in transfer is considerable, so keep that in mind if you have a next gen player.

Final thoughts… there’s a sequence towards the end where the kid’s take matters into their own hands and what can I say? It’s a personal love of mine watching kids killing people… in films, of course. I think in person it’d probably make me curl up into a protective ball and cry uncontrollably. But the kids just get their guns out and go on a killing spree and I loved it.

I will say that if I have any bones to pick… is that Bruce Dern doesn’t get a comeuppance equal to the evil he has done. I will leave it at that.

If you like John Wayne at all, this is a fantastic film that throws some of Wayne’s formulas on their ears, so it’s not the same old same old. The movie has heart, laughs and enough threat to make you genuinely worried for the characters.



The schedule for the next 7 days is:

Sunday, July 6th: THE ALAMO (1960)

Monday, July 7th: SANDS OF IWO JIMA (1950)

Tuesday, July 8th: WAKE OF THE RED WITCH (1949)

Wednesday, July 9th: D.O.A. (1950)

Thursday, July 10th: SHADOW OF A DOUBT (1943)

Friday, July 11th: THE MATCHMAKER (1958)

Saturday, July 12th: THE BLACK HOLE (1979)

Today’s AMAD kicks off a four-film John Wayne kick. Don’t worry, I was careful to break up the Wayne flicks so it doesn’t get too tedious (for me or for you). I have probably 20 John Wayne films on the masterlist, but I’ll space ‘em out.

Tomorrow we follow Wayne back to his directorial effort THE ALAMO. This is one title that I very well could have seen over the years… I know I’ve seen pieces, but I’m not sure I’ve seen it from beginning to end, so I’m going to make damn sure I have by watching it and reporting on it tomorrow. See you folks then.

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



Previous Movies:

June 2nd: Harper
June 3rd: The Drowning Pool
June 4th: Papillon
June 5th: Gun Crazy
June 6th: Never So Few
June 7th: A Hole In The Head
June 8th: Some Came Running
June 9th: Rio Bravo
June 10th: Point Blank
June 11th: Pocket Money
June 12th: Cool Hand Luke
June 13th: The Asphalt Jungle
June 14th: Clash By Night
June 15th: Scarlet Street
June 16th: Killer Bait (aka Too Late For Tears)
June 17th: Robinson Crusoe On Mars
June 18th: City For Conquest
June 19th: San Quentin
June 20th: 42nd Street
June 21st: Dames
June 22nd: Gold Diggers of 1935
June 23rd: Murder, My Sweet
June 24th: Born To Kill
June 25th: The Sound of Music
June 26th: Torn Curtain
June 27th: The Left Handed Gun
June 28th: Caligula
June 29th: The Elephant Man
June 30th: The Good Father
July 1st: Shock Treatment
July 2nd: Flashback
July 3rd: Klute
July 4tH: On Golden Pond

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Die pigphart5000 Die
by Gus Van Rant
Jul 5th, 2008
05:56:54 PM
I loved the cowboys
by moondoggy2u
Jul 5th, 2008
05:58:06 PM
Bruce Dern
by the goose
Jul 5th, 2008
05:58:41 PM
Most Violent Kids Film I Done Did See
by georges garvaren
Jul 5th, 2008
06:08:27 PM
I've been meaning to see this forever
by hegele
Jul 5th, 2008
06:09:50 PM
Didn't Wayne appear in over 100 movies?
by SoylentMean
Jul 5th, 2008
06:14:04 PM
Told Ya' So
by Rebeck2
Jul 5th, 2008
06:37:50 PM
First John Wayne film I ever watched.
by liljuniorbrown
Jul 5th, 2008
06:57:36 PM
Quint: The river scene with the kid and Dern
by mr dark
Jul 5th, 2008
06:59:01 PM
DAMN YOU M NIGHT SHYAMALAN!
by --- Emperor ---
Jul 5th, 2008
07:12:29 PM
I hate John Wayne
by disfigurehead
Jul 5th, 2008
07:13:57 PM
I Love The Shots
by Rebeck2
Jul 5th, 2008
07:19:42 PM
Disfigurehead
by Rebeck2
Jul 5th, 2008
07:22:57 PM
Don't bother with The Black Hole
by jaymrobinson
Jul 5th, 2008
07:26:03 PM
one good thing about this column.....
by rben
Jul 5th, 2008
07:26:44 PM
PIGHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by deliciouscowbell
Jul 5th, 2008
07:38:20 PM
wayne was a drunk racist
by bacci40
Jul 5th, 2008
07:39:34 PM
I saw this on the big screen when I was
by Sparhawk38
Jul 5th, 2008
08:25:14 PM
Banish pigphart.....
by chromedome
Jul 5th, 2008
08:38:12 PM
Eastwood Would Cry Before The First Punch Landed
by georges garvaren
Jul 5th, 2008
09:01:13 PM
"Even on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you"
by Big Jim
Jul 5th, 2008
09:14:10 PM
Williams' Cowboys score also has the Smallville music...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jul 5th, 2008
09:58:49 PM
never seen the black hole
by UnknownUser
Jul 5th, 2008
10:16:51 PM
Eastwood dislikes smoking
by UnknownUser
Jul 5th, 2008
10:19:24 PM
pigphart500
by UnknownUser
Jul 5th, 2008
10:23:37 PM
GIVE ME THE AMULET, YOU BITCH!!!!
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Jul 5th, 2008
10:45:10 PM
georges garvaren...did i say i didnt watch the searchers?
by bacci40
Jul 5th, 2008
11:12:22 PM
i dont remember clint bashing war protestors
by bacci40
Jul 5th, 2008
11:18:22 PM
The Cowboys rocked
by Mohammed Was A Butt-Fucking Pedophile III
Jul 5th, 2008
11:18:28 PM
Now that I think about it...
by Mohammed Was A Butt-Fucking Pedophile III
Jul 5th, 2008
11:21:20 PM
You goddamned sonuvabitch
by theredtoad
Jul 5th, 2008
11:27:30 PM
Hey, bacci
by Mohammed Was A Butt-Fucking Pedophile III
Jul 5th, 2008
11:28:21 PM
You goddamned MEAN sonuvabitch!
by theredtoad
Jul 5th, 2008
11:28:32 PM
bacci40 You're a goddamn stupid sunavabitch...
by poeticwarriorIV
Jul 5th, 2008
11:51:20 PM
Bacci40, You Sure As Shit Did.
by georges garvaren
Jul 5th, 2008
11:58:04 PM
pigphart5000 isnt banned yet??
by Groothewarrior
Jul 6th, 2008
12:12:51 AM
You're Going to Watch Black Hole?
by Queefer Bukkake
Jul 6th, 2008
12:53:21 AM
Remember the Alamo, Quint!
by Boba Fat
Jul 6th, 2008
01:26:26 AM
I was born in 72
by Orionsangels
Jul 6th, 2008
01:42:49 AM
THE BLACK HOLE
by palimpsest
Jul 6th, 2008
02:01:42 AM
Cowboys and Black Holes
by HyphenatedWords
Jul 6th, 2008
02:42:26 AM
John Wayne goes paedophile paradise?
by Memories-Of-Murder
Jul 6th, 2008
03:52:14 AM
i may be a little bitch....but
by bacci40
Jul 6th, 2008
04:11:10 AM
Never seen this one.
by Knuckleduster
Jul 6th, 2008
06:28:36 AM
This movie better have a pudding eating scene in it
by jagga
Jul 6th, 2008
06:33:59 AM
Damn You Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jul 6th, 2008
07:03:51 AM
The Duke, Roscoe Lee Browne, Bruce Dern
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
07:18:52 AM
Good comments Tom Bodet, plus you gotta
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
07:43:01 AM
Bruce Dern's best movie: Silent Running
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
07:43:58 AM
Wayne and the military
by vezner2007
Jul 6th, 2008
08:15:18 AM
That's my new favourite catch phrase!
by sonofbronson
Jul 6th, 2008
08:20:09 AM
Williams/Grusin
by fxmulder35
Jul 6th, 2008
08:32:25 AM
The horse gave Bruce Dern his comeuppance
by Redc40
Jul 6th, 2008
08:54:30 AM
If Lee Marvin didn't give a shit, why should you?
by moondoggy2u
Jul 6th, 2008
09:46:43 AM
To put it in perspective..
by moondoggy2u
Jul 6th, 2008
10:02:07 AM
USS Cygnus
by UnknownUser
Jul 6th, 2008
11:26:45 AM
moondoggy2u-BRAVO!
by DevilCat
Jul 6th, 2008
12:37:11 PM
I love this talkback. Further proof that
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
12:53:22 PM
And don't be dissin The Black Hole
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
12:59:05 PM
Quint, do you like movies about gladiators?
by Iowa Snot Client
Jul 6th, 2008
01:45:35 PM
Caught this flick on it's network TV premiere
by Flicker
Jul 6th, 2008
01:50:25 PM
P.S. I hate John Wayne for being too liberal.
by Iowa Snot Client
Jul 6th, 2008
01:57:40 PM
And for the hat trick...
by Iowa Snot Client
Jul 6th, 2008
02:01:24 PM
this is a good movie...
by Gungan Slayer
Jul 6th, 2008
02:03:03 PM
Quint -- These reviews are a great idea
by Snookeroo
Jul 6th, 2008
02:36:25 PM
Running Scared
by PR1C3Y
Jul 6th, 2008
03:04:25 PM
HOLY SHIT!
by The Amazing G
Jul 6th, 2008
03:10:52 PM
The Amazing Gay
by PR1C3Y
Jul 6th, 2008
03:24:11 PM
It's a holiday weekend?
by Dark Knight Lite
Jul 6th, 2008
03:38:49 PM
I've never seen Wake Of The Red Witch but...
by Die_Hardest
Jul 6th, 2008
04:23:57 PM
Good points again Bodet, but I draw the line
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
04:44:57 PM
Fair enough Grammaton
by Die_Hardest
Jul 6th, 2008
04:57:12 PM
Damn no edit button
by Die_Hardest
Jul 6th, 2008
04:59:18 PM
Quint, don't forget The Shootist
by Solomon Kane
Jul 6th, 2008
07:16:27 PM
Musically I look at Ray Charles and BB
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
08:27:20 PM
A shame that tomorrow this will drop off the
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 6th, 2008
08:40:14 PM
John Wayne is not dead, he is frozen...
by Gus Van Rant
Jul 6th, 2008
08:55:05 PM
Anyone Else Hate These Retro Review Things ON Main News?
by BojTrek
Jul 6th, 2008
08:55:27 PM
Bojtrek
by Rebeck2
Jul 6th, 2008
09:10:09 PM
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
by chrth
Jul 6th, 2008
09:24:11 PM
How hard is it
by PumpyMcAss
Jul 6th, 2008
09:24:29 PM
I'm a huge Wayne fan.
by PumpyMcAss
Jul 6th, 2008
09:26:19 PM
Hey Rebeck2, I Was Born In 1970 And...
by BojTrek
Jul 6th, 2008
09:51:17 PM
monster2Bpitied
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Jul 7th, 2008
06:44:21 AM
Mr. Nightlinger taught me how to make apple pie
by EriamJH
Jul 7th, 2008
09:41:19 AM
Great piece, Mori...
by Roguewriter
Jul 7th, 2008
10:35:23 AM
Bruce Dern owns every role he's had
by ArcadianDS
Jul 7th, 2008
10:41:47 AM
This has always been one of my favorites!
by zer0cool2k2
Jul 7th, 2008
12:25:12 PM
Mariachi
by Die_Hardest
Jul 7th, 2008
01:47:21 PM
One of Wayne's finest movies
by Odgie
Jul 7th, 2008
03:09:48 PM
I just did a double feature of this and Running Scared
by JediRob
Jul 7th, 2008
04:11:17 PM
Wayne & WWII
by CondomWrapper
Jul 7th, 2008
10:44:26 PM
My bad, Quint...
by Roguewriter
Jul 8th, 2008
09:58:08 AM

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