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A Movie A Day: Quint visits ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS (1964)! This film is scientifically authentic!



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with today’s installment of A Movie A Day.

[For those now joining us, A Movie A Day is my attempt at filling in gaps in my film knowledge. My DVD collection is thousands strong, many of them films I haven’t seen yet, but picked up as I scoured used DVD stores. Each day I’ll pull a previously unseen film from my collection and discuss it here. Each movie will have some sort of connection to the one before it, be it cast or crew member.]



I love monkeys. Everybody loves monkeys, but nothing triggers a Harry-like childish glee in me more than monkeys in movies. I don’t know if I can explain it… I do have a picture of me at age 3 or 4 sitting with a chimp in a diaper and there’s the same look on my face in that picture that I assume is on my face when I see any simian in a film to this day.



So you can imagine my excitement in getting to ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARS. Not only was it the first sci-fi film on the schedule, not only was it the first Criterion release on the schedule, but the cover is a painting of a monkey in a space suit!

Yeah, the movie is cheesy. And on the surface it seems to defy all notions of science and is full of huge plot holes, but as the movie progressed I noticed that what I thought were huge jumps in logic (like being able to breath on Mars, even for a little bit) was actually starting to be explained. It might be scientifically bullshit (despite the big proclamation on the poster), but at least they give us some explanation and reveal it in an interesting way.



In the film you have two astronauts in orbit around Mars. Well, three if you count Mona, the monkey who looks so incredibly pissed off to be put in a spacesuit.



They are forced off course to avoid a meteor and get caught in the atmosphere and have to bail out.

We follow Paul Mantee’s Kit Draper as he tries to survive, with his air tanks running out, limited food and water and a sudden external threat in the form of Alien ships.

The other astronaut is, interestingly, played by Adam West (pictured above) two years before he played Batman on TVs across America. West doesn’t have much to do, it very much is Mantee’s show, but you get the impression he’s kind of a badass in the little bit we get to know him before the forced ejection. He also has a great moment during a nightmare sequence that is genuinely creepy.



The real treat of this film is the sci-fi imagery, the Martian landscapes given to us using awesome matte paintings… they don’t look in the least bit real, but the style more than makes up for that. A lot of the props feel like they were taken directly off of the Star Trek set, but again… even though they’re not at all realistic, there’s a charm to the uniformity of the style.

When we first see the space ships (alien miners using slave laborers) you can tell right away that Byron Haskin is reusing his WAR OF THE WORLD ships. Same design completely. But I’ll look at that as a cool nod to his previous work.

Haskin started in special effects, so that would help explain why the visuals were done so well here.

Criterion doesn’t disappoint with its beautiful transfer, the Technicolor popping off the screen.

I’ve never been the biggest sci-fi nerd in the world, so I might not be the best to look at this and proclaim it the most super awesomest thing ever, but I found it to be a fascinating watch and an interesting take on the Robinson Crusoe story.

The schedule for the next 7 days:

Wednesday, June 18th: CITY FOR CONQUEST (1940)

Thursday, June 19th: SAN QUENTIN (1937)

Friday, June 20th: 42nd STREET (1933)

Saturday, June 21st: DAMES (1934)

Sunday, June 22nd: GOLD DIGGERS OF 1935 (1935)

Monday, June 23rd: MURDER, MY SWEET (1944)

Tuesday, June 24th: BORN TO KILL (1947)

Tomorrow we follow director Byron Haskins over to 1940s gangster flick CITY FOR CONQUEST starring James Cagney and Ann Sheridan. Haskins didn’t direct CITY FOR CONQUEST, but was part of the special effects department on the film.

The next couple promise to get us back to darker territory, then we lighten up a bit for some Busby Berkeley musicals before dipping back down into noir. See you on the next one!



-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



Previous Movies:

June 2nd: Harper
June 3rd: The Drowning Pool
June 4th: Papillon
June 5th: Gun Crazy
June 6th: Never So Few
June 7th: A Hole In The Head
June 8th: Some Came Running
June 9th: Rio Bravo
June 10th: Point Blank
June 11th: Pocket Money
June 12th: Cool Hand Luke
June 13th: The Asphalt Jungle
June 14th: Clash By Night
June 15th: Scarlet Street
June 16th: Killer Bait (aka Too Late For Tears)

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by theskypatrol
Jun 17th, 2008
10:32:39 PM
I'll see anything with a monkey.
by Funketeer
Jun 17th, 2008
10:35:54 PM
Water Ice on Mars
by zinc_chameleon
Jun 17th, 2008
10:36:55 PM
sky
by Quint
Jun 17th, 2008
10:37:02 PM
Not first. heh
by jae683
Jun 17th, 2008
10:37:27 PM
Is that the monkey that assisted Shia Lebooof in Peru?
by g-ride9000
Jun 17th, 2008
11:15:08 PM
Very, very good film!
by kirttrik
Jun 17th, 2008
11:26:58 PM
great job Quint
by damagedinc
Jun 17th, 2008
11:42:46 PM
Adam West did the Batuzi with all the young girls in his trailer
by Groothewarrior
Jun 17th, 2008
11:50:23 PM
Adam West is Macready!
by Prossor
Jun 18th, 2008
12:11:53 AM
Journal Day One:
by Angry Bald Guy
Jun 18th, 2008
12:18:16 AM
DON'T DRINK URINE!
by Uncle Stan
Jun 18th, 2008
12:30:00 AM
Paul Mantee
by LeviDTinker
Jun 18th, 2008
12:39:08 AM
AICN! Get on it!
by half vader
Jun 18th, 2008
01:13:29 AM
Good childhood memories of this one....
by Aloy
Jun 18th, 2008
01:27:44 AM
Funilly enough watched this just a couple of weeks ago
by judge dredds fresh undies
Jun 18th, 2008
02:18:22 AM
Not a big fan of monkey movies
by Napoleon Park
Jun 18th, 2008
02:28:35 AM
WHY OH WHY
by tomdolan04
Jun 18th, 2008
03:00:10 AM
monkeys
by Mr_X
Jun 18th, 2008
03:31:04 AM
Gold Diggers of 33
by Fortunesfool
Jun 18th, 2008
03:32:18 AM
Makes me wanna watch Enemy Mine again.
by Knuckleduster
Jun 18th, 2008
04:35:28 AM
Where is Criterion's SANTA CLAUS VS. THE MARTIANS?
by Det. John Kimble
Jun 18th, 2008
05:23:50 AM
Met "Friday" at a con
by Dazzler69
Jun 18th, 2008
06:53:43 AM
Saw it twice at the theater (Spoiler)
by BDT
Jun 18th, 2008
06:54:01 AM
MONKEY IN SUIT! MONKEY IN SUIT!
by br1947
Jun 18th, 2008
07:06:27 AM
I think they show it on the German SciFi Channel...
by DerLanghaarige
Jun 18th, 2008
07:22:16 AM
This movie...
by Series7
Jun 18th, 2008
07:37:41 AM
And wholly shit
by Series7
Jun 18th, 2008
07:41:12 AM
Such a great movie.
by KazamaSmokers
Jun 18th, 2008
08:20:28 AM
Saw this at a drive-in in the mid '60s
by skimn
Jun 18th, 2008
08:54:45 AM
One of my favorite movies as a kid.
by Ingeld
Jun 18th, 2008
09:07:30 AM
One of the classic Sci-Fi movies...
by Philvis
Jun 18th, 2008
09:11:46 AM
QUINT - Have you seen Enemy Mine?
by Ninja Nerd
Jun 18th, 2008
09:46:32 AM
Monkey movie done right
by bobjustbob
Jun 18th, 2008
09:50:40 AM
I love this movie
by theheavy
Jun 18th, 2008
10:22:07 AM
Very cool....Enemy Mine and TBer's as old as me!
by Ninja Nerd
Jun 18th, 2008
10:28:49 AM
Retro Science Fiction...gotta love it.
by Blue_Demon
Jun 18th, 2008
11:46:51 AM
TNT used to show this maybe once a month
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 18th, 2008
12:58:57 PM
Similar, but not identical
by The StarWolf
Jun 18th, 2008
01:00:01 PM
Picture how often TNT shows Gladiator
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 18th, 2008
01:00:22 PM
Monkeys!
by Darth Macchio
Jun 18th, 2008
01:08:03 PM
this is a great series of articles!
by filmfanatic1
Jun 18th, 2008
03:17:28 PM
Yeah... that weird plant he ate
by Quint
Jun 18th, 2008
04:33:03 PM
I first heard about this movie
by Bloo
Jun 18th, 2008
04:33:56 PM

by cantankerous
Jun 18th, 2008
07:05:24 PM
Good to see I'm not the only old fart around here.
by morGoth
Jun 18th, 2008
08:09:55 PM
This movie is like The Ghost & Mr. Chicken for me
by Big Dan
Jun 18th, 2008
09:17:40 PM
morGoth
by shran
Jun 18th, 2008
11:16:33 PM
In The Movie Poster That Guy Playing FRIDAY Looks Like...
by Red Dawn Don
Jun 19th, 2008
12:04:00 AM
It is authentic
by jackofhearts29
Jun 19th, 2008
12:14:46 AM
I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys!
by Maniaq
Jun 19th, 2008
07:02:32 AM
Ok, I admit it
by GodMars
Jun 19th, 2008
07:32:55 AM
Amazon Women on the Moon!!!
by Prometeo
Jun 19th, 2008
07:45:47 AM
Gayest Sci-Fi Movie Poster, Ever!
by Kid Z
Jun 19th, 2008
08:37:05 AM
What about...
by Kid Z
Jun 19th, 2008
08:42:26 AM
Planet of the Vampries is another good one
by Prossor
Jun 19th, 2008
04:11:02 PM
Quality
by proper
Jun 21st, 2008
10:29:02 AM
GIVE ME THE AMULET, YOU BITCH!!!!
by DRACULA_WANTS_THE_AMULET
Jul 5th, 2008
11:00:33 PM

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