SWEEPS DAY NINE!! Anthony Weiner On BILL MAHER!! Rashida Jones On BANG BANG!! Brie Larson On CONAN!! Natalie Portman On FALLON!! MASTERCHEF JUNIOR Finale!! PETE’S CHRISTMAS On HALLMARK!! New BIRTHDAY BOYS, BALDWIN, KORRA, HAVEN, DRACULA, GRIMM, CARRIE, FIVE-0 & SMACKDOWN!! Bruno Mars’ Four Hot Sisters On THE LYLAS!! Herc’s Friday TV Talkback!!

Last week on his generally delightful Friday MSNBC talk show, Alec Baldwin asked Gary Lockwood if Lockwood got a lot of strange off his tanning scene in Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey."

Lockwood's reply: "Legendary."

You can find Baldwin’s interview with Lockwood and “2001” co-star Kier Dullea here.

Former technical director at the NSA Bill Binney is the top-of-show interview guest on tonight’s “Real Time With Bill Maher.” Former New York congressman Anthony Weiner is the mid-show interview guest. The roundtable guests are GOPAC president David Avella, political analyst Victoria DeFrancesco Soto and political correspondent John Heilemann.

Premiering tonight:

The Lylas (9pm WE)

Say Yes To The Dress (9pm TLC)

Dracula lost a lot of altitude in its second airing:

Fridays, Sept. 13-Nov. 1, 2013
(Adults 18-49; repeats in gray; earlier weeks in parentheses)
2.0 (2.0) (2.0) (1.7) (1.9) (2.0) (1.8) (1.0) Shark Tank
1.5 (1.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Grimm
1.5 (1.5) (1.2) (1.1) (1.6) (1.2) (1.3) (1.1) 20/20
1.4 (1.0) (1.3) (1.2) (1.4) (1.2) (1.5) (0.7) Last Man Standing
1.4 (1.6) (1.8) (1.3) (1.4) (1.6) (1.1) (0.9) Undercover Boss
1.3 (1.8) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Dracula
1.3 (1.4) (1.4) (1.5) (1.5) (1.6) (0.6) (0.6) Hawaii Five-0
1.3 (1.4) (1.3) (1.4) (1.3) (1.6) (---) (---) MasterChef Jr
1.2 (1.3) (1.3) (1.4) (1.4) (1.7) (0.7) (0.6) Blue Bloods
1.1 (1.2) (0.5) (0.2) (---) (---) (---) (---) Gold Rush
1.1 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) NBA Basketball
1.0 (0.7) (1.0) (0.9) (1.0) (1.0) (1.2) (0.5) The Neighbors
0.7 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) NBC Heart Vampires
0.7 (0.8) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (0.8) (0.8) (0.9) WWE Smackdown
0.5 (0.6) (0.8) (0.3) (---) (0.3) (0.7) (0.7) College Football
0.5 (---) (0.4) (0.4) (---) (---) (---) (---) Jessie
0.5 (---) (0.4) (0.5) (0.5) (0.5) (0.6) (0.8) Legend of Korra
0.5 (---) (0.8) (0.7) (0.7) (0.9) (1.0) (---) Sleepy Hollow
0.5 (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (0.4) Tanked
0.4 (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) (0.4) (0.4) Haven
0.4 (---) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.4) (0.5) Next Top Model
0.3 (0.3) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) (---) Carrie Diaries
0.3 (0.5) (0.3) (0.3) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) (0.3) House Hunters
0.3 (0.4) (0.3) (0.3) (0.3) (0.3) (0.4) (0.3) House Hunters Intl

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