Danny Trejo Is BAD ASS!!

Or does the poster make it look like Trejo's not wearing any pants?

Danny's still in good shape for an old guy- the truth would have been more effective. or at least if you are going to photoshop someone's body, do it halfway well. god damn, i'm an unemployed artist and i could use some poster work...this shit pisses me off.

Nothing with Ron Perlman in it can ever be completely bad. Danny Trejo is ok too. Hope the thing doesn't get too ridiculous.

He is one ugly motherfucker.

Not just you. Is that chain going from his fannypack to his cockring? No thank you.

there is definitely some subliminal schlong happening there. even testicles and pubes.

Only if Epic Sax Guy can score the soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

BORING in Machete.

It's just going around him here.

in that there poster.

Oh...

and I miss him in movies. I always remember him in Rudy and Alien 3 as practically my favorite element in both. (But I LOVE the heck outta Rudy and can't understand why it's not a classic). As for a bearded Trejo...okay! Why not?

this movie looks awesome.

That shit WAS pretty funny...gotta admit

He also needs a really cheap watch, like an ugly 90s digital one.

I wonder if he holds the record for most death scenes of any actor? There's got to be stats on that somewhere.

I'm looking forward to some good Andy Sedaris style Trejo fun.

They should've just called it Epic Beard Man.

She needs to be in that scene.

in "Photoshopped Wet T-Shirt." Also starring "Default Font" as The Subheading.

no, nor Season of the Witch (yet). But at least Perlman is always worth a look or so I hope :)

Dude had lost Alot of the muscle he had from Desperado. He was gracious and kind as he stopped to chat with people at the hotel he was lecturing at. He gives speeches for NA which he is a member of, said he's been clean for forty years now. He also said he begins filming machete 2 on April 29. He's a good guy.

Sean Bean is the king of dying in anything he's in

...so shit calling it clown shoes would be a compliment!

The fact behind the fiction.

Still not totally sold on this being a real movie.

what's next? movies from game boards? oh wait.

Maybe they wanted it to look cheap and have a DIY, grindhouse feel to it? Otherwise, pretty crappy poster that looks like it was Photoshopped by a 12 year old. Looks like part of his scrotum is hanging out! Lol.

He killed a guy.

looks like a lightweight hobo with a shotgun (and without the humour and irony), with a talentless ex con as a the lead instead of the great rutger hauer.

Yes, In the Name of the King, Season of the Witch. Don't forget Conan, Scorpion King 3, and The Island of Dr Moreau.

Yep, all those external bus driving/crashing footage is from Red Heat...low budget shouldn't presume it should look "cheap" which that rehashed footage does to this trailer for me.

like a month or two ago?

But don't make a it black guy that picks the fight. Reality has no place in Hollywood.

Love that Trejo is the commercial voiceover talent for El Paso taco. Makes me want to run out to the store for fear of getting machete'd.

Edward James Olmos and F Murray Abraham, and a CGI Richard Burton.

in fact, i think they just left his saggy pecs there to look like biffed ribs and then painted the pecs too big and too large.

I thought I was turning homo, seeing dicks that aren't there.

But once I looked into the whole Epic Beard Man connection and how it was actually about a white guy getting hassled and attacked on a bus by a black guy.....that kinda pissed me off that it was changed.

how can you not

http://dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/new-trailer-for-badass-and-we-still-call-bullshit/

For some reason i love to see old guys as action heroes in movies kicking the ass of punks who are young enough to be their sons... or grandsons. It's The Equilizer Effect, i guess.

Michael Caine kicking ass is always a joy to behold. The older the merrier.

...I mean, that's gotta be Christopher Lee by far, right?

It'd be Bad Ass.

The beard is amazing...I hope that it wins an oscar.

i can forgive the explosion but that poster is so bad... it looks like a joke

In Blighty we call them Bum bags. God knows why..only the outcasts of our society wear them. We shun their kind.

Total Recall, Starship Troopers, Terminator Salvation. If not death record, at least epic death record.

Why is that man's pennis and balls hanging out?

Fucker never survived through a movie or a tv show, apart from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Can't think of a single other time where he lived to see the end credits. Hell, he died in dozens of films where he didn't even get an official cast credit. Now that's dedication. The late, great Brion James would have been way up there too.

Just saw him die in "Harper".

That video was nothing more than a bunch of criminals tussling with each other. But people project their own biases onto that video and see a white guy defending himself against a young black guy, so in their minds, that's a hero. Epic Beard Man served 14 years in prison for drug dealing and pimping. Here's a video of him smoking crack at a ball game and tussling with the cops. It doesn't end well for him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S4H3izw6Ng

He was discharged from service for mental illness. He has bipolar disorder and is a chronic liar.

Did he ever make a movie where he died multiple times? Where they killed him and then just got him to put on a hat and play a different henchman and die again?

He's getting old dudes. Sympathy for the guy who just wants to cash some checks before he retires. Probably got piles. Bad Ass Piles.

Lookin mighty cute in dem jeans boy... now come over here, and f*ck me up the ass!

Sean Pertwee has to be the king of movie deaths, i've never seen him make it through one.

This is why I hate the liberal media. All Racism against white people is ignored or altered to fit their narrative. A group of black kids set a white kid on fire the other day, saying, "This is what you get, white boy," and did anyone make a peep in the media? Of course black people hate whites, according to the media white people are racist and evil and deserve violence.

The ACTUAL 'Epic Beard Man' got into an altercation with a fine upstanding African-American over some vague issue regarding shining shoes. Leave it up to shoahbusiness to turn into into the most unlikely of scenarios in which a poor Mexican dude is harrased by some White skinheads. Total trash movie.

I took my 13-year-old niece to see Machete with me and that was fun. Badass will continue the awesome another year.

Seriously, WTF?!? Looks like they had a budget of, like, five hundred dollars. The Singapore one.

or Witness 2

He has such destinct features, it was impossible not to notice him. He was one of those "hey it's that guy!" you saw in movies and smiled in recognition. He has one of DIE HARD's funniest moments, when the henchamn he plays prepares to face down the SWAT, and looks down on a candy bar display. Two scene later, we see him munching one. I always found that hillarious. It's details like that which help make DIE HARD so cool.

Trejo has one of the most epic "don't fuck with me" faces there ever was. Fuck with him at your own peril. Far more suprising was if the punkasses in the movie were fucking around with an elderly that looks like, say, James Cromwell or Morgan Freeman. Such a mild looking elderly kicking the asses of three idiots 1/3rd his age would be a sight to behold!

I will pay to see BADASS.

That's just wrong. It's as wrinkly as his face.

You are an imbecile. One guys started some shit for no reason and got his ass kicked for his trouble. There is no gray area here.

And it's hillarious like hell! It even has health bars on the combatants and all! I couldn't stop laughing.

And Black People! And Jews! Goddamn Jews! And the fucking mexicans! And the fucking Chinese! And don't get me started on fucking white people! Fuck them! I might give the eskimos a pass... But you can't trust 'em. Nosiree.

is getting paid handsomely for this turd that looks shoddier than his actual video. Seriously, does Sons of Anarchy LITERALLY pay its actors peanuts? Can't think why else Perlman and Trejo would need to associate with this sour garbage.

he did survive in one Knight Rider episode.

HIS tale is so simple why they gotta screw it up if they're going for that story? The guy looks like Epic Beard Man....He's on a Bus. He wears a blue shirt. Dutton references Amberlamps.... And yet this movie isn't really about Epic Beard Man? Who the fuck is gonna see this garbage insult? And where the hell is big tittied Amberlamps on the bus? The black guy who got his ass kicked? I didn't see her or him. This movie blows.

I can only hate them on religious grounds... Indians and Aborigines. Yep. Okay. You got me there. I can't hate them. C'mon Hollywood! More Aborigines and Indians!