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Merrick here...
A while back, we learned that director Albert Pyun was ramping up to shoot TALES OF AN ANCIENT EMPIRE, a pseudo-sequel to THE SWORD AND THE SORCERER (HERE). This came as quite a surprise, given that the film was promised at the end of SWORD (released back in 1982) and was widely assumed to have been forgotten in the subsequent 27 years. Nevertheless, TALES began filming December 16 and we have some images from the first and second days of shooting.
From Day 1:

Kevin Sorbo as Aedan

Melissa Ordway as Tanis

Janelle Taylor as Rajan

Inbar Lavi as Alana

Here are some shots from the second day of filming: Sorbo with "Drooler", and Ordway looking for thieves. CLICK TO ENLARGE.

No sign of the three bladed sword yet, but it is in the film & we'll try to nab a shot of it if opportunity allows.

We just received two more images from the set. Sorbo -vs- "Iberian", and Sorbo meeting Ordway. CLICK TO ENLARGE.

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  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:48 a.m. CST

    wow. looks like Hercules...


    ...or any other bad sci-fi channel softcore sword and sorcery flick. three chicks in medieval tube tops...and not much else.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST

    yeah... well

    by MariusXe

    sorbo is great when you are 8 years old, but so was the hoff

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:50 a.m. CST


    by TylerDurden3395

    Can't wait for this.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:53 a.m. CST

    I still have the VHS release of Sword & The Sorcer

    by Manos

    I know Sword And The Sorcer. I've watched it countless times. I've lived with it for decades... And that's not Sword And The Sorcerer.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Worst Guy in the World to Work For

    by Brians Life

    Pyun. Guy is more egotistical than the "Can You Hear Me Now" guy...and YES, in some fucked up way that the universe has become THAT GUY is a prima-donna.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST


    by CatVutt


  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    That is the greatest thing I have ever seen!

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    KEVIN SORBO ROCKS!!! Though, he will always be Captain Dylan Hunt in my book.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    WOO HOO!

    by Jawa 007

    Can't wait. Love that they had the balls to do a sequel to a cult film 27 years after the fact. More people should follow suit. Buckaroo Banzai anyone?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Where's Lee Horsely?

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Does he make an appearance in this film? I absolutely love "The Sword and the Sorcerer," (I have the theatrical poster on my wall) and I hope there is at least an attempt to capture the mood, tone and general vibe of that crazy film. It's part Errol Flynn swashbuckler, part medievel James Bond gadget flick, part 80s horror show. I just hope this isn't another Sci-Fi Channel movie of the week.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Pyun=Hack. Two Words: Captain America

    by Stalkeye

    Nuff Said!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Hercules meets Porn?

    by StarQrtrs

    Is this a spin off of the pirates porn series?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:26 a.m. CST

    And this looks different than your standard

    by skimn

    Uwe Boll flick in what way?? Speaking of sequels 20 years in the making, where's the Next-To-Last Starfighter?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:41 a.m. CST

    Looks terrible already!

    by Thunderbolt Ross


  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Yeah, where is Lee Horsely?

    by Ghostwood

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:57 a.m. CST

    As Long as They Have...

    by SamuelLappDance

    Matt Houston whistling through his crucifixion wounds, Bull from "Night Court" resurrected as an evil demon, more lines like "I would very much like to bed you wench," and plenty of ass and bush ... I'm there! TALON!!!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, noon CST

    So where on its schedule will SCI-FI bury this gem?

    by gruntybear

    I mean, c'mon, it's got Kevin Sorbo in it. So it's essentially a lock for a SCI-FI Saturday night. I'm guessing the dog days of August.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 12:05 p.m. CST

    It could never be as ugly a film as Cyborg...

    by Zardozap2005

    I mean really. For a rising star at the time (Van Damme), he really picked stinker of a director to work with. And yes I also hate him for his "Why-would-people-want-to-see-Captain-America-in-costume-all-the-time?" movie decision. I wont even go into that film any further. It hurts too much.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 12:36 p.m. CST

    I'd like to be those horses carrying those girls.

    by mistergreen

    fer sure.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 12:41 p.m. CST

    This year's SNAKES ON A PLANE?

    by palimpsest

    Internet meme turned into crappy movie? I hope not, because I've got a 40 year old's mad love for SWORD AND THE SORCERER (and I've got a VHS of the movie kicking around the house too), and Kevin Sorbo's a reliable B-movie presence. Here's hoping, anyway.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 1:17 p.m. CST


    by Sir Loin

    hahaha I hear you, another 40-year-old with mad love for the original here...VHS copy still in mint condition, too. Sorbo looks great, but hopefully we get Horsley back!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Speaking on 27 year old promised sequels

    by Beowulf316

    were the hell is King Conan!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Why do I feel like...

    by force_fed

    Ted Raimi is going to pop up at any second?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 1:51 p.m. CST

    world of whorecraft: the movie

    by thecrimsoncurse

    this looks really bad, like worse than dungeon siege bad.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 2:07 p.m. CST

    when are we going to see AICN covering...

    by IAmLegolas

    SOLOMON KANE instead of this nonsense?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 2:13 p.m. CST

    Is he still making movies?

    by Frankenbastard

    Albert Pyun was Uwe Bole's mentor. I'm sure at some point he'll find a way to pad this film out with an exciting torch (flashlight) search scene.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Hercules and the Legendary Babes

    by frakthetoasters

    Kevin Sorbo shares screentime with sexy sword wielding maidens. Lucy lawless sadly nowhere to be seen.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Sackhoff as Princess Tanis?

    by frakthetoasters

    Before I read the name, I thought it was Katee Sackhoff's image on that movie poster.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Speaking on 27 year old promised sequels

    by Upside Down Johnson

    Well probably not quite 27, but I'm still waiting for Buckaroo Banzai Against the World Crime League. Make it so.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:06 p.m. CST


    by palimpsest

    a recycled WD Richter script from a proposed BUCKAROO BANZAI sequel?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:25 p.m. CST

    I vaguely remember this - definitely have to revisit it..

    by noncents

    The Ice Pirates sequel is coming soon to a theater near you.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Hot woman

    by pumaman

    That Princess is all kinds of beautiful, but the second woman down looks like an Ugly sister no-one knew about. I can't believe Kevin Sorbo is in this. This immediately turns this into a Hercules/Xena rip-off . Where the Hell is the main man Prince Talon ?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Sword & the Sorcerer dvd

    by The Reluctant Austinite

    Maybe the best thing that will happen from this is that Anchor Bay or Blue Underground will do a new transfer of "The Sword & the Sorcerer" on Blu-ray and dvd. I love the movie, but was always disappointed in the dvd transfer. The print they used was way too dark and a lot of the color looked faded. And maybe, if we're lucky, Lee Horsely will read this and contact Harry to update us on his life and career and tell us his feelings about this film.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Riding horses with bare legs is not clever

    by Cat_Corporation

    I speak for experience. You ain't never seen such chafing. On that basis, I'm giving this one a wide berth. Ha!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Horsely still looks good

    by Purgatori

    I hope he's in this. I love Talon.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 3:56 p.m. CST


    by Cobbio

    I actually like Kevin Sorbo, but everything else about this production seems... dead on Uwe Boll-ish.<p> Cheap T&A: check<p> Ultraserious, constipated expressions for no good reason: check<p> No laughter or humor of any kind: check<p> I like Sorbo, but I'm already cringing about the poorly titled "Tales of an Ancient Empire." Why not just tell us which empire it IS? And why not the singular "Tale" of an ancient empire? It's not a miniseries, right? Therefore, it's a tale, not tales.<p> I'm not even going to continue.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4 p.m. CST

    Wasn't Tale of an Ancient Empire

    by Purgatori

    the name listed as the next film in Sword and The Sorcerer? I think it was. Also, where's Yancy Butler? Isn't her thin veiny frame in this too? She's gonna go Witchblade on their ass.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:02 p.m. CST

    I love this movie, already.

    by Toonol

    I don't need to learn anything else about it, I just love it unconditionally.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Sorbo gotta eat!

    by kafka07

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:25 p.m. CST

    I'll see this, of course, but . . .

    by Movietool

    Without Horsley I'm not half as excited. We haven't had a truly charismatic swashbuckling hero who can actually throw a punch and bed a wench since Talon rode off in the sunset. I like Sorbo, but he always comes off a little too Alan Alda nice. Talon was a freakin' womanizer and made no apologies. <p>Oh, and then there's the fact that Pyun hasn't made a movie as good as The Sword and the Sorcerer since . . . well, since he made The Sword and the Sorcerer.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:26 p.m. CST

    and straight to Sci-Fi Channel this goes

    by Gungan Slayer

    right after the rerun of "Cyclops"

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Porno lampooned films look better than that.

    by Damien Chowder

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:41 p.m. CST

    In Before Avatar

    by Kiera Knightley's Sexy Beanpole

    fucks my eyeballs in 2009

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 4:56 p.m. CST

    dear God please do not suck....

    by Circean6

    S&S is such a funtastic flick, and yet all I see are some unimpressive booth-babes on horsies...Pyun, you owe us BIG for Captain America..don't fuck this up!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 5:16 p.m. CST

    I told Sorbo...

    by kingben

    to fuck off at a convention once. He told me to fuck off first though. It was over Hercules. Long story

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 6:29 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu looking forward to a sequel to S&S as much as I am but these images are worrying me. I know it's a bit flimsy, but the women are making me uneasy. I fear a "Pirates effect" -- you know, like those porn epics: they spend loads of cash on costumes, locations and special effects but when the pirate chicks open their mouths the illusion is shattered by hideously vapid Valley accents. The chicks in these pics look like cosplay losers. Take Kathleen Beller in the original -- you TOTALLY bought the idea of her being a character in some sort of fantasy world. Likewise when it came to Sandahl Bergman in Conan. Seriously, how fucking hard can it be? <p> I know you're the guy behind Nemesis, Captain "rubber-ears" America and The Omega Doom, but don't let me down, Albert Pyun.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 6:44 p.m. CST


    by WhinyNegativeBitch

    The most overlooked director in history. This guy is a god. Can't wait. Hopefully the poster art is fantastic and completely overshadows the shitty film. Otherwise it just won't feel like a real Pyun film.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:08 p.m. CST

    DocPazuzu - Shitty accents

    by spud mcspud

    That's EXACTLY what pisses me off about Sorbo in these movies. I mean, he looks the part, he ain't chopped liver as an actor - can it really be that fuckin' hard to put the effort in and learn to speak in a fantasy-world kind of accent? Why does he open his mouth and this stupid all-American jock accent come out of his mouth, when he's meant to be a fucking medieval warrior?<P> Lazy bastard.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:13 p.m. CST

    IAmLegolas has a point, Harry

    by spud mcspud

    Whether you dig who's making it or not, SOLOMON KANE is of much more interest to us than this pseudo-SATS sequel. The minute I saw Sorbo in this hsit it devalued it as a SWORD & THE SORCEROR sequel - now it's just a shitty sci-fi lazy-ass sword-and-sandal disappointer that just happens to be set in Talon's world.<P> SOLOMON KANE, on the other hand, is one of the three coolest characters ever created by Robert E Howard, the others being CONAN (obviously) and KING KULL (who Sorbo already managed to fuck up so much that NOTHING will EVER make a Kull movie cool again, EVER. Fucking Tia Carrere as the VILLAIN? FUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUU!!! FUCK YOU, SORBO!!!)<P> Without an Arnie-centric KING CONAN (which should by rights be based on CONAN OF THE ISLES) the only hope we have for a truly great Howard adaptation rests on the very capable shoulders of James Purefoy (an extremely under-rated actor, see A KNIGHT'S TALE, and - by the way - a gent of a man in real life) and a movie based on the coolest evil-hunting Puritan ever created!<P> Harry, in the name of Albert Pyun, WE NEED SOME SOLOMON KANE NEWS!!!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:21 p.m. CST

    Is tbis the cast of Rock of Love

    by gotilk

    ..or Charm School? Sorry, I missed the headline.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:25 p.m. CST

    The movie might suck but...

    by Han Cholo

    It'll at least have some hot chicks, hopefully some tits and ass as well. Hell we haven't had a a movie made like that since..... Damn, I can't remember!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Why Not Call It The Sword And The Sorcerer II???

    by Media Messiah

    This makes no since not to use the original title, and I would appreciate having some of the original actors back. Kevin Sorbo must have paid for this role by supplying some of the financing, but, as an actor Sorbo is finished thanks to that mess of a show Andromeda...and several bad films that he did?<BR><BR>BTW, this movie looks cheaper than the original, which, at the time, had a sort of charming low budget feel because it couldn't be helped, no digital effects back then, but there is absolutely no excuse now, non whatsoever, for this new movie to look so cheap. This thing will go straight to DVD and be forgotten about.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:37 p.m. CST

    I'm with ya, spud...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...Not on Conan, but definitely on Kull (Fuck EVERYONE involved with that abortion except Joel Goldsmith and Karina Lombard, who's SMOKIN') and Solomon Kane. Casting Purefoy in the latter was genius. Let's hope the actual movie lives up to its literary model.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Good Going King Ben!!!

    by Media Messiah

    Sorbo just got lucky with being cast in Hercules. The guy has no independent sense of what makes a good production, he just shows up and takes a paycheck like so many non artists in this industry, treating his success as an excuse to indulge in endless bootie parties.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:40 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    =worst cinematic barbarian ever. <p> Even the "civilized" Thomas Ian Griffith seemed more Howardesque than Sorbo in Kull. <p> I don't dislike Sorbo as such, but when he's miscast, he's REALLY miscast.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Why is she holding a Chinese sword?

    by PrezMike

    Why is an ancient blonde princess holding a Chinese jian?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 7:50 p.m. CST

    Why does Tanis have a Tai Chi sword?

    by Monkey_King

    Check out the hilt in picture #4. Also, who cast butterface Janelle Taylor in this flick? Sorbo needs a huge hit after the butchering of KULL, and his latest DTDVD films haven't screamed "excellence in filmmaking."

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 8:32 p.m. CST

    This looks positively...

    by MR. MURDOCH

    like a Playboy movie of the month...although the first still of Sorbo actually has some nice shading to it... Christophe "Lam-Bear" is in this baby as well!!

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Is this going to be like "Charlie's Angels"?

    by kabong

    Shouldn't one of the Sword Chicks be black? Those Ancient Empires could be so -- so -- incorrect. <P> Will George Maharis be in this movie? <P> George has passed away (hasn't he?) but that wouldn't hurt this movie. <P>

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 9:57 p.m. CST

    These women should be hairier

    by JKrow21

    To be more historically accurate

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:04 p.m. CST

    This filck better have lots of T&A....I HATE...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...B movies that skimp on the T & A hoping for some sort of wide release that will never happen. Sure, it's not 1982 anymore and a person can get naked ladies whenever they want them...but it's the principle of the thing. B movies should have nudity...and plentifully.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Is this an unofficial sequel

    by Crimson Dynamo

    like Pyun's unofficial Streets of Fires sequel?

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:37 p.m. CST

    "The chicks in these pics look like cosplay losers."

    by Xiphos_2

    Thanks for the laugh and damn you for the visual.

  • Jan. 5, 2009, 11:52 p.m. CST

    I remember the interview Pyun did about Capt. America

    by Bob Cryptonight which he said that he didn't really like costumed heroes so he decided only to have Cap in costume at the beginning and at the end! What a dumb fuck!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 2:12 a.m. CST

    Wow, she's got a MASSIVE FOREHEAD

    by The McPoyle Clan

    the blond, that is.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 4:16 a.m. CST

    Woah. This is not S&S

    by Lost Jarv

    I got all excited when I saw the headline, but whoever said it above is spot on, this looks like a cheap Hercules episode minus Bruce. <P>Don;t let me down Puyn.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 5:33 a.m. CST

    Sorry Jarv

    by spud mcspud

    By castin Sorbo in this mess, Pyun has ALEADY let you down. I hope I'm wrong, but in my barbarous heart I know I am not.<P> At least it'll have that three-bladed sword...

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 5:37 a.m. CST

    DocPazuzu - Thomas Ian Griffiths

    by spud mcspud

    First noticed him in John Carpenter's Fuckups - I mean VAMPIRES. Apart from casting James Woods right (he was great as Jack Crow, but as the novel's Jack Crow, not the woefully underwritten two-dimensional movie Jack Crow) they got it right with Thomas Ian Griffiths. I didn't even notice the fat no-talent alkie Baldwin on screen when Thomas Ian was there. He's definitely one of those "shit film but he's-great-in-it" actors, and he was also the best thing in that fucking shitfest KULL.<P> And if they ever decide to make the movie of Ian Astbury's life... TIG's your man!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 5:42 a.m. CST

    kabong - ethnic representation

    by spud mcspud

    Do I have to pull out my rant against poliical correctness that I use in EVERY damn DR WHO talkback? 'Cos I wiiiiiill!!!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 6:08 a.m. CST

    Thomas Ian Griffith as Terry Silver in Karate Kid 3

    by TylerDurden3395

    BEST DAMN VILLAIN OF 1989. (Yes, better than the Joker, Sanchez, Viggo or Brad Wesley.)

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 6:14 a.m. CST

    Harry, Answer Us!

    by SamuelLappDance

    You are the insider. Is Lee Horsley in this at all or not?!?!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 6:31 a.m. CST

    Agreed TylerDurden3395

    by SamuelLappDance

    Terry Silver was a friggin' beast. He was so just damn gleefully evil. "Now the real pain begins, Danny-boy!" "I love it when he pounds him!" "Since the moment I met you, I've been making you do things you don't want to do!" No one put that pussy LaRusso (Daniel-san didn't even bag the chick in the 3rd film) thru more shit than Silver did, making his knuckles bleed and bruising up his shins. I wish Johnny from the first film had come back and been LaRusso's Apollo Creed. But I do love that the film is about a couple of grown men just wanting to see the snot beat out of a punk kid purely for petty, sadistic revenge. There is something deeply warped about that. And I've always been amazed that Griffith is actually YOUNGER than Ralph Macchio in real life. Thomas Ian Griffith ... sorely underrated actor, if ya ask me.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 7:39 a.m. CST


    by Melvin_Pelvis

    It's only been 27 years

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 7:47 a.m. CST

    Albert Pyun is a POS hack

    by the_rising

    Why is AICN blowing space on such a tool, who's films ALWAYS go direct to video (er, DVD) because they SUCK!? Will this be any different? Of course not. In the three decades Pyun has been directing, there is maybe five minutes TOTAL footage worth viewing.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 7:59 a.m. CST

    With an actor like Kevin Sorbo in it...

    by beatleMatt's BOUND to be a blockbuster. Pass!!!!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 8:21 a.m. CST

    This movie...

    by arizonahotrock

    is going to be so f'n awesome. Just look at it!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 9:01 a.m. CST

    YES!! I can die a happy man! Now we just need that Flash Gordon

    by JustyHakubi

    The End?

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 12:15 p.m. CST

    same old trashy fantasy designs

    by alienindisguise

    Looks lame.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Jews in Space

    by illegal alien vs sexual predator

    finally, a promise made so many years ago has been kept. Now if only Mel Brooks would make History of the World PartII...

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    TylerDurden3395 - OMG!!!

    by spud mcspud

    TIG was Terry Silver? Why the hell didn't I already know that?!?<P> Pure badassery in the legendary KARATE KID franchise. But I do kind of have a sneaking fondness for Hilary Swank in THE NEXT KARATE KID - she was young and rebellious without being to annoying. Plus it had Pat Morita catching an arrow fired by a Zen archer - and monks doing Zen Bowling!<P> ZEN BOWLING!!!<P> Wrap your frontal lobes round that concept awhile, if you will. Pure unfiltered genius :D

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 12:56 p.m. CST

    The Judge from SOCIETY > Terry Silver

    by spud mcspud

    Best villain of 1989? I know the movie SOCIETY came out in the UK in 1990, but it was MADE in 1989, so...<P> Anyhoo. I'd rather be kicked to death by the most badass ponytail since Seagal TWICE than face having a dough-faced rich bastard corrupt old-boys'-club Judge shove his rubbery hand up my ass and turn me inside out. Fuck THAT shit.<P> Judge from Society = Best Villain of 1989. Now I want a crossover movie: MANIAC COP VS SOCIETY. Brian Yuzna and Screaming Mad George could retire on that gem!

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Please dont under-estimate Sorbo

    by ArcadianDS

    The guy is like the Bruce Campbell of cheesy action movies. He "gets" that they are cheesy, and rolls with that - he plays up the cheesy because he knows thats the deal he made.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 3:02 p.m. CST

    gotta love that 80's costume

    by ironic_name

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 4:20 p.m. CST

    It'll be a straight-to-youtube movie.

    by kabong

    But Melissa Ordway could make my list if I could see more of her. <P> Heh heh. <P> If you know what I mean by "more of her"? <P> Heh heh.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST


    by spud mcspud

    Yeah, but Sorbo plays everything as Sorbo in whatever costume he happens to be in. Bruce Campbell can actually change accents and stuff when required (exhibit a: BUBBA HO-TEP). Sorbo? Not so much.<P> kabong: Ka-BOING! Know EXACTLY what you're saying. Here's hoping for titty shots in this movie, then maybe it won't be a complete sword-and-suckage DTV shitefest.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 5:36 p.m. CST

    "Inbar Lavi as Alana"

    by TheHumanBeingAndFish

    That pic convinced me, I'll see this movie. Man that girl looks hot.

  • Jan. 6, 2009, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Pyun's NEMESIS film was a ton of fun...but

    by Monkey_King

    it ripped off plenty of scenes from famous HK films, including PEACE HOTEL(which was ghost directed by John Woo).

  • Jan. 7, 2009, 12:49 p.m. CST


    by Le Phantom

    If Kevin Sorbo is in it, it will be a made for DVD piece of shit! Come on...Why not get Hasslehoff to be in it to give the project gravitas!

  • Jan. 7, 2009, 4:45 p.m. CST


    by spud mcspud

    TALES OF AN ANCIENT VAMPIRE - THE RETURN OF JERRY DANDRIDGE!<P> You have to have faith for this sequel to work...

  • Jan. 7, 2009, 4:50 p.m. CST


    by spud mcspud

    The Life and Times of Dickie Bird