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Midgets Vs. Jack Black! On video, no less! Nnnnaaaccchhhooooo!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Due to New Zealand's TeleCom monopoly, I do not have anything besides 56k access at the moment (I could get high speed if I wanted to bend over and spread my cheeks for Telecom), so I had to watch this clip in the super-small postage stamp-sized version. Those of you lucky enough to have high speed will get these devious little bastards in super awesome giant Quicktime... ah, well. Can't wait to see this movie. Those bastards in Austin decided to move the screening back a week, thus fucking me out of seeing the flick. Maybe I'll catch it early here in Wellington somehow, but I won't hold my breath for it. But with little hairy midget clips to run on a loop all day at my disposal, who am I to complain? No one, I say. Enjoy!!!

Windows Media

FEO MAS GRANDE

FEO GRANDE

FEO PEQUENO

Quicktime

BONITO MAS GRANDE

BONITO GRANDE

BONITO PEQUENO



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  • June 5, 2006 7:34 PM CST

    awesome

    by Jubba

    thanks!

  • June 5, 2006 7:42 PM CST

    It was alight...

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    I dunno, It'll probably be funnier in context.

  • June 5, 2006 7:49 PM CST

    Nuthin says comedy like beating a midget with a churro

    by Larry of Arabia

    Come to think of it, didn't Joe Peschi beat a midget with a churro in Casino?

  • June 5, 2006 7:58 PM CST

    I'll admit it

    by minh

    I laughed.

  • June 5, 2006 8:03 PM CST

    BREAKING NEWS FOR AICN!!! (a day late)

    by RealDoubleJ

    apparently, Jack Black's character in the film has been added to the Smackdown! roster on WWE. com http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/nacho/profile/ could this mean we'll see Jack Black wrestle for real? or more likely to just show up to promote the film?? Personally, I'm hoping for a Nacho Libre & Rey Mysterio tag team main event. But i'm a sad wrestling loving freak, so i'll keep my opinions to myself.

  • June 5, 2006 8:28 PM CST

    I think I like this movie

    by theBigE

    c'mon - Jack Black wrestling? Midgets? You know that's funny!

  • June 5, 2006 8:56 PM CST

    This looks super duper sweet

    by quadrupletree

    Nachoooooooooooo!

  • June 5, 2006 8:57 PM CST

    and by the way

    by quadrupletree

    Is this the first listen to the Danny Elfman score?? Hmmm? The music sounds a little different than all the other previews thus far...

  • June 5, 2006 10:56 PM CST

    I think it's offensive to goat faced white people

    by ChileanSeaBass

    especially since they are the ones who are born with horns..ok last bong hit

  • June 5, 2006 11:34 PM CST

    Cha-ka: The E True Hollywood Story clip

    by Anti-fanboy

    I'd always wondered if he'd managed to avoid the pitfalls of child stardom, like Mexican midget wrestling. Shaved, no less. Tragic. But a buck's a buck.

  • June 6, 2006 1:05 AM CST

    SO PSYCHED NOW!!

    by ironburl

    I am in tears! SO GOOD! I'll see the rest of you lucky ones there on Friday!

  • June 6, 2006 2:57 AM CST

    I think it's offensive to all rational thinking ppl

    by WannaBePoser

  • June 6, 2006 3:03 AM CST

    But I'm willing to overlook that fact

    by WannaBePoser

    considering that Jack Black can be very funny in the right role--HIGH FIDELITY, SCHOOL OF ROCK and that silly band Tenacious D. If the movie plays too much like NAPOLEON DYNAMITE instead of a Mike White (THE GOOD GIRL, FREAKS AND GEEKS) work of writing then it could suck hard.

  • June 6, 2006 3:09 AM CST

    There's a trailer for THE WICKER MAN @ apple.com

    by WannaBePoser

    http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/thewickerman/ Neil LaBute directing. Could be very interesting.

  • June 6, 2006 4:20 AM CST

    Pathetic

    by MKiro

    That was one of the unfunniest clips I've seen. I like JB and was probably going to see the movie, but now it looks more like it appeals to 4 year-olds. Pathetic & juvenile. Pass.

  • June 6, 2006 6:58 AM CST

    Hey Mkiro

    by pate

    you need to go buy yourself a sense of humor man. that was some funny shit!

  • June 6, 2006 8:47 AM CST

    What's with all the Las Vegas Shit?

    by Prague23

    Isn't there anything 'Cooler, Newsworthy' to link us to than Vegas Trips? I don't know if I?ll make it to the cinema to catch this gem of a flic, but I'm going to laugh my ass off when it's out on DVD! Maybe rent some of those ol' "Santos" Mexican wrestling flics and have a tripple feature!!!

  • June 6, 2006 9:56 AM CST

    NERDS...can be your alibi!

    by Borgnine JR

    Only AICN!

  • June 6, 2006 10:05 AM CST

    Yeah it looked OK...

    by brycemonkey

    This site has had a massive boner for this from day one so can't trust any reviews of this. It was quite funny, but then, beating on midgets always is. My dad could do it and everyone would be in hysterics...

  • June 6, 2006 10:44 AM CST

    funny stuff!

    by Krigan

    I love the startled looks on their faces when they turn and see the midgets. The skinny guy screaming like a girl with the midget on his back had me laughing too. Good stuff.

  • June 6, 2006 10:50 AM CST

    brycemonkey...

    by Borgnine JR

    ...are you stalking me? You're not wearing yellow hot pants are you?

  • June 6, 2006 11:29 AM CST

    Oh my god, wickerman looks like shit.

    by Spice-Orange

    the original was creepy and amazing... but this one makes it look like the ring, or silent hill, or some other hollywoodized garbage

  • June 6, 2006 12:15 PM CST

    No Borgnine JR...

    by brycemonkey

    Just TB timing I guess... Erm, nothing... like I said co-incidence, yeah that's it... And I can wear anything I want! (When I'm lurking outside your house.) ;-)

  • June 6, 2006 2:28 PM CST

    I've said it before and it bears repeating:

    by Childe Roland

    If you're a writer in Hollywood and you can't get a laugh out of a midget or a monkey, you need to find a new job. It's like writing a retarded guy in anything but a comedy and NOT being able to bring every parent in the audience to tears. Or fucking up mystical Jedi lore with pseudo-scientific bullshit midichlorians. These are the fundamentals, people. Study them.

  • June 6, 2006 2:58 PM CST

    True dat Childe...

    by brycemonkey

    monkeys are funny, especially if they smoke, fart or give you the finger. Same goes for midgets actually...