All hail NACHO LIBRE!

So it's not really our first look, Quint. Oh, and 403 error by the way.

Link doesn't work for me...

to the term "breaking news"

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=9355

And now Quint's gone one step further into the realm of bestiality with...dove-fucking. Now I've read the Kama Sutra and that shed a lot of light on human love-making, but I figure most of it wont apply to doves, so Quint, seeing as how I'm going to be stirring on the mechanics of this strange new off-shoot of human-animal relations all day at work, could you please give me some idea how you perform this act...? I'd ask John Woo, but my Cantonese is a little rusty (I'm a master Manderiner). And thus, where's the hole?

Fuck you.

Oh right! Cause it's a fucking movie site! And wrestling is fake!

BUTT-HEAD: Yeah, get me some nachos, buttwipe!

...this is what it sounds like, when the doves cry. Looks like a fucked up Prince video. Black is hit or miss and, for some reason, this looks like a big ol' miss.

I have to see context

Zu Warrior, you.

It's also a television site. Wrestling is fake? OMG! So are movies and tv shows.

Fat, Greasy, and Hairy is no way to go thru life kid

did you see ready to rumble with david arquette? and jack black is in another perfectly cast role i see.

did not know that, THANKS for clearing that up. you've turned my life around, horseflesh, thank you. ill be sure to tune into that reality show with the people stranded on the island next week. i sure do love lost. cant wait for that documentary about boy wizard to come out, too! please.

This site is not just a movie site. I think Harry, or Quint, or Moriarty, or Capone, or anybody who posts news about anything should've given a little slot for Eddie Guerrero. Anybody who believes this site is just for movies should put comics in the search bar and see how many hits you get. This site is an homage to entertainment, whether the presentation is by film or paperback, or hell even Monday Night RAW. To some he may be just a no-name wrestler who died, but to many he's been a beloved entertainer for years. Give Eddie his due, these wrestlers train for years to get where they are. Show some respect, because all you're showing is bad form.

If this site is an "homage to entertainment" where are all the articles about sports and music? If anyone had ever posted anything on here about wrestling ever then you might have an argument, but they didn't and you don't.

Thanks, wrestling fans. Thanks for never letting down my expectations. Now please don't let me ruin your enjoyment of oily oily men performing in your little soap opera for boys.

My interest in wrestling is around the same interest I have in figure skating, which is nil. But the point I was trying to make is that this guy was an entertainer and he died. This site is pretty good about keeping up with most obituaries. That being said I'd also like to point out that AICN has branched out to other forms of mass media. Sure AICG was a flop, but it shows that there is more to this site than just movies. To call this a 'movie only' news site is a bit incorrect. People come here to hear about 'cool' news. Some people think wrestling is 'cool'. I don't find it that far-fetched to allow one little TB dedicated to Eddie Guerrero, fan or not. I've been wishing AICN would branch out to sports and music. Hell I think a football talkback would be hilarious. The same with music (which has been reviewed on AICN, even though it was mainly LOTR and Star Wars soundtracks). But AICN main niche has always been movies and television. Is not wrestling a televised event? When WWe (WWF at that time) bought out WCW it was covered in coaxial news. Why am I attacked for just agreeing that some 'sweaty muscle-man' warrants a TB? Also anyone who says ANYBODY deserves to die has no idea the value of life. I find it very cold of Dr. Meirschultz to say something like that. I usually don't post that much. I read more TB's than I post, but the one thing I always found disturbing is the blatent disrespect a lot of you have for the dead. He didn't kill anyone. He's an entertainer..and if that warrants death then that's a damn shame.

And my point is that there is no precedent, so they should not be expected to. No one besides you ever claimed that this site should cater to all forms of entertainment, and quite frankly it shouldn't. You can't complain about someone not doing something that they never did before, never claimed they will do, and are not expected to do. That doesn't make any sense. Also, sure that guy didn't kill anybody, except THOUSANDS OF KOREANS. Look it up.

tenacious d is funny basically all the time, so let's break off the funny half of tenacious d and make a movie where he basically does the exact same thing. get richard linklater to direct it, and you've got a surefire sack of shit on your hands. the movie was devoid of laughter, i fucking hate you richard linklater.

Dr. Meirschultz se vous plait? Are we talking about the same man?

Do you remember what for?

So suck on that- http://pages.emerson.edu/students/w/weston_campbell/thepipe.html

Just goes to show that those who can't make a valid argument, or a valid point will resort to making personal insults toward someone who isn't quite as ignorant as themselves. I wonder when death's sweet embrace finds you, will some ignorant fool such as yourself will say 'he had it coming'? But I can see that this is heading toward a childish insult battle between us. I meant no offense and I offer truce. Besides this should be a discussion about Jack Black anyway.

Was in honor of Lance Armstrong's final victory at Tour de France. A SPORT-related story on this nice little 'movie' site eh good doctor?

I already made my point, which you chose not to counter, then I made a joke. And I won't care what people say about me when I die, I'll be dead. I didn't go to nine years of medical school to be made a fool of.

I applaud your many years of toil and tribulations at medical school. However you missed my original point directed at you. Mainly the disregard of life in general. I would think a man of your might stature would have a higher outlook on life. Perhaps medical school isn't teaching the Hippocratic Oath anymore or something. But it begs a question, what kind of doctor are you? What medical degree takes 9 years to get? I'm assuming you went to some form of college before medical school also. Forgive me if I'm mistaken.

Making fun of a dead wrestler amongst people who did not know or care about him is not a "disregard of life", it's having a sense of humor. Dozens of people I don't know died in the time it took me to write this sentence, I'm not going to start feeling sad over everyone of them. In addition, any medical degree can take 9 years to get if you play your cards right.

Everything said on the internet is serious and real! OMG! Jesus Christ, Apex. You find a publisher for your novel yet?

It's been a fun little tete-a-tete. If this were a bar I'd buy you a beer my good doctor. BTW..McKinley as the greatest President of all time? FDR a communist? I have to pick your brain sometime. ---and Horseflesh, I'm too afraid to publish anything due to a paranoid fear that my book will become the target of an unforgiving talkback. In actuality I'm a movie reviewer for a local little paper. The hate mail I get already is enough to keep me from going national!

Jack Black + dress + birds = funny? I think JB is funny, but don't just throw him in anything and hail it as automatically genius. Sell me the movie, not a fucking concept you assbags.

i nearly pissed meself....

Eddie Guererro's death was featured on all the cable news channels. He wasn't just some nobody. Wrestling is primarily a television show where the actors happen to be the stunt people. You're telling me a world famous wrestler's untimely death gets nothing but if UPN decided to do a remake of "Small Wonder" it would be all over this site? Get real!

Anyone remember Cremaster 3, or the pictures from it? LEast Jack Black doesnt have the doves tied to his penis.

There is hope for this site after all.