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THE CONSTANT GARDNER gets a rave and star Rachel Weisz gets a stalker! It's all here!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a review of the upcoming follow-up flick from Fernando Mereilles (CITY OF GOD) called THE CONSTANT GARDNER. This review is very positive and I, for one, am very much looking forward to this movie. However I must object to "Jim Carrollesque" trying to steal my woman. It's written on the wind and whispered by the gentle waves of the sea that Ms. Weisz is destined to become the bride of Quint some day. At least that's what the psychic hotline told me. It's so not fair... Aronofsky is a cool, nice guy, super-talented, good looking and on top of all that has a hottie sweetheart of a girl... Some guys get all the luck!

Anyway, on with the review! There are some mild spoilers... I can say I know something that I didn't know before I read this review, even though "Jim" claims it's common knowledge. So, not enough to spank this with a spoiler tag, but if you don't know anything about this movie just be warned you'll get a good idea of what the flick is. Enjoy!

I don't know if you guys would be interested in this film, Harry. But I'll give you guys my thoughts anyway. By the way-I've written several other reviews and sent them to you but nothign has ever come of it. Well, let's see if it works out differently this time.

Anyway, I saw the Constant Gardener tonight with Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz and Bill Nighy. There was also a reception afterwards with Rachel Weisz and Fernando Mereilles, the director. His other film credits msot famously include 'City of God'. I'll get to that later.

Anyway, saw the film and thought it was excellent. The story is that in a remote area of Northern Kenya, activist Tessa Quayle (Rachel Weisz) is found brutally murdered. Tessa's companion, a doctor, appears to have fled the scene, and the evidence points to a crime of passion. Members of the British High Commission in Nairobi assume that Tessa's widower, their mild-mannered and unambitious colleague Justin Quayle (Ralph Fiennes), will leave the matter to them. They could not be more wrong. Haunted by remorse and jarred by rumors of his late wife's infidelities, Quayle surprises everyone by embarking on a personal odyssey that will take him across three continents. Using his privileged access to diplomatic secrets, he will risk his own life, stopping at nothing to uncover and expose the truth - a conspiracy more far-reaching and deadly than Quayle could ever have imagined.

The story is is told in quite a complicated fashion, working from the middle of the end to the beginning and back again. It is done in such a way that the film makers tell essentially two seperate stories right alongside each other. Those are Tessa's story of her activism and the story of her husband's desperate search for the truth after her death. By the way, it's no secret she dies, so I am not labeling this fact as a spoiler. Anyway, a lot of the film is shot in a very low-budget way. Hand held cameras, the shots are fairly dirty and the sound quality isn't always perfect, but apparently they did this because they were filming in residential shanty towns just outside of Kenya and they wanted to capture the real way people lived without disturibing anybody or anything. Despite the seeming rush job the film is photographed beautifully and the actors really get to show their range and versatility. The characters go from stiff and boring to sexy and crazy to desperate and angry, or crazy again. and the actors slide through their various emotions and character arcs seamlessly. Which I think was probably very difficult to do in such harsh envorionments like the middle of a Kenyan shanty town, filled with over a million people!

Rachel Weisz gives the deepest performance and is, as always, stunningly beautiful. She plyas a selfess activist very well. But I think the biggest kudos should go to Mr. Fiennes for having the most layered character to work with. He has, by far, the largest character arc. He has to go from a work-horse to a sensual, loving husband, to a man hellbent on avenging his wife's untimely demise. He really shows range. He is convincing as a guy who is very detached and to turn around and basically embody his murdered wife's passionate ideals and motivations; truly great acting on his part. Everybody was up to par with the script and with whatc the story required of them.

The film also has a real message about what the drug companies are really up to in Africa. I mean, I don't want to get too political but how could I not? But on a note, the AIDs epidemic is not particulcarly dissected in the film, but the various white factions behind the scenes are shown in detail, from the politicians,, both good and bad, (Ralph Fiennes and Bill Nighy) to the activists (Rachel Weisz) to the guys who run those evil pharmeceutical companines that claim to help but are only sucking at the livelyhood of so many poor and impoverished people.

So all in all the film was exceptionally well made and the coolest part was that those involved seemed very passionate about the project. Mereilles talked at length about the AIDS work done in Brazil, his native land, and Rachel Weisz explained how the production actually set up a charity in the name of the film, that will help provide medicine and clean bathrooms and general supplies to the town in which they filmed. They both seemed truly passionate about the project.

After the film and the Q&A I got to speak in person with the very beautiful, stunning, talented Rachel Weisz. She explained that the book the film was based on was banned in Kenya because of it's sad depiciton of the AIDS epidemic and that the way they got to film the story on location was that it provided income for the local businesses and more films started to choose Kenyan locations after Constant Gardener filming had wrapped. I thought this was also cool. Aww Rachel, you're so fucking hot....ahem....anyway....

Phil Bronstein was also at the reception and boy is he a dick. Grade A motherfucker. That's just a little personal note to anybody who is aware of this ass-hole publisher, and former hubby to beautiful Sharon Stone.

If you put this review on your site, please call me: Jim Carrollesque

Thanks, Harry. You're my hero.



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  • August 13, 2005 3:25 AM CST

    rachel weisz

    by freak2thec0re

    i like her

  • August 13, 2005 3:27 AM CST

    and I like City of God even more

    by freak2thec0re

    so this should be good

  • August 13, 2005 4:07 AM CST

    This has a dumbass title

    by theoneofblood

    But City of God kicked ass, the best film of that year. I have confidence this should be awesome.

  • August 13, 2005 4:13 AM CST

    why doesn't the West just leave Africa alone?

    by SirBiatchReturns

    but of course they cant. who will buy their drugs, wear their Sean John tees, smoke their Joe Camels, and buy back foreign products with the 'aid money'. maybe the public will finally get that these so called 'aids' to Africa are doing much more harm than good. on another note, i'm not really checking for this movie.

  • August 13, 2005 4:27 AM CST

    also attended preview screening

    by FlowCytometer

    and I thought that was Bronstein. I wanted to ask Fernando and Rachel if this was a stop on a promotional tour for the film or a one-shot from a special invitation. But there were too many people hovering around after the Q&A that I couldn't get in there. Powerful film that included a love story into a political thriller and a call to action on the part of the viewer. Ralph and Rachel's characters were of the highest level of believability, such that you could argue with yourself whether they were pulling something from themselves or just dang good actors. Just like City Of God, it makes you wonder how these people can be so happy when you get frustrated sitting in traffic.

  • August 13, 2005 5:13 AM CST

    A great book; I hope it's a decent movie.

    by Daddylonghead

    Certainly got an "it" director. Constant Gardener was the book that proved spymaster/author LeCarre is still #1 even at age 90-whatever and that douchebags like Clancy aren't fit to wipe his spectacles. In other news, "House" is a damn good flick and doesn't get enough respect. Oh, and I hope Rachel Weisz in this is hot like she was in the first "Mummy" flick.

  • August 13, 2005 6:46 AM CST

    mmm...

    by El Borak

    rachel vice is super-hot.

  • August 13, 2005 7:22 AM CST

    John Le Carre

    by fitzcarraldo2

    Just read Absolute Friends, an absolutely astonishing book. Read it now and you will think twice next time you watch a news report put out by the pentagon or a big news corporation. What an amazing author. I'm planning on reading all of his books in sequence now.

  • August 13, 2005 11:21 AM CST

    I Too Am In Love With Rachel Weisz

    by ZombieSolutions

    she's wonderliscious. i love her. i want to touch her. in addition, i want to protect her from demons and such. after protecting her from demons, we will engage in such smoochies as have never been equalled. long bouts of cuddling smoochies and acrobatic lovemaking. after which we will get married on top of a mountain. after which, the gods will weep with joy.

  • August 13, 2005 11:51 AM CST

    Zombie Solutions

    by pants009

    congrats for being the first person to make me laugh on these fucking talk backs.

  • August 13, 2005 12:04 PM CST

    Zombie Solutions

    by Pynchon6

    That was funny, but you forgot the unicorns......To the other poster as to why the west "doesn't leave Africa alone," it's because they keep holding their hand out. I know it's more comforting to think of them as simple, pure, non-white angels, but they've managed to f-up their countries with failed socialism and violence that no one talks about unless they can blame Bush for it. Unless people take responsibility for themselves and their own actions instead of blaming The Company, or The White Man, it'll just keep getting worse--responsibility leads to self-empowerment. The west in the guise of the UN is a spigot they keep turning on, and the guilt-soaked west keeps letting the money flow. And it ends up in the pockets of scumbag dictators and terrorists (of course, if it makes you feel better just say they all learned how to fight in Bush's back yard, that'll eliminate any responsibility from the non-whites, who of course are responsible for nothing). Corporations take advantage of these situations? Of course they do, and should be held accountable. But Africa's problems are her own, and can only be cured by an end to the ridiculous tribalism that leads to widespread butchery. Whining about drug companies--which, hey! actually create drugs which cure sicknesses, and then have the nerve to advertise because they want to turn a freakin profit while they're keeping people alive--is fun and makes one feel all liberal, but it's merely a patch on the solution. I don't feel guilty bringing up politics about a political film, so don't flame me, I limit myself to one political post per thread and then I'm off.

  • August 13, 2005 12:59 PM CST

    Bronstein IS a dick

    by Hoke Mosley

    he's right. fucking asshole... btw, Constant Gardner looks good!

  • August 13, 2005 2:06 PM CST

    i really wanted to talk about this film

    by fried samurai

    But seeing how this just turned into another fucking political talkback!!I'll just move along :( peace

  • August 13, 2005 2:52 PM CST

    Rachel Weisz would be a great Top Trumps card.....

    by doglips

    But not as good as Drew Barrymore........YES this is the only thing I could think of trivial enough to stop the probable ensuing political bollocks.....SO gentlemen, we need categories, scoring systems and AICN posting card layouts ( yeah lets get technical! ).....I will return later with my ideas on the subject.....( oh and Drew will be a top card )

  • August 13, 2005 3:21 PM CST

    Yes, And Unicorns

    by ZombieSolutions

    but only if her family is paying. those things cost a bazillion dollars to rent. (oh, and thanx pants 009! happy to oblige...)

  • August 13, 2005 3:51 PM CST

    Rachel Weisz has a weird shaped head.

    by Borgnine JR

    Her bean is shaped like a lop -sided marshmallow. She's really not that hot guys. I mean she's ok if you have to rub one out in a pinch, but she's no mmmmmMarkie Post. And she certainly isn't Mary Lou Retton. i think geekie guys like rachel cuz she's non-threatening. She seems like she'd understand about your Lucy Lawless fetish and such.

  • August 13, 2005 3:58 PM CST

    Borgnine Jr is watching the Night Court marathon

    by Moe Ron

    TVland. Night Court. A wasted weekend. But John Carpenter's The Thing is coming on Encore Action in a couple of hours.

  • August 13, 2005 5:07 PM CST

    How Darest Thou Besmirch The Beautiful Contours Of The Head of W

    by ZombieSolutions

    keep that up and you're gonna get YOUR head in a vise. get it? "vise", "Weisz?" ha ha ha! ohh. sigh. seriously though, i'll kill you. i love her. she's loverly. even her imperfections are like transcendent ultradimensional sunbursts of angelic rainbows in the downy meadows of eternal spring. the very gods themselves are known to weep in her presence.

  • August 13, 2005 5:09 PM CST

    BORGNINE!!!

    by ZombieSolutions

    how dare you.

  • August 13, 2005 5:16 PM CST

    pynchon6 is apparetly a fucktard

    by Cameron1

    he doesn't realise it is the west fault origiannlly for africas problems, he seems to hell bent on dissing liberals and people who only want HELP others. You ignorant heartless little shit. Go read some more books about africa and what was done to it by our ancestors. And how try as they might, the legacy WE left, still cripples the average african.

  • August 13, 2005 5:16 PM CST

    pynchon6 is apparetly a fucktard

    by Cameron1

    he doesn't realise it is the west fault origiannlly for africas problems, he seems to hell bent on dissing liberals and people who only want HELP others. You ignorant heartless little shit. Go read some more books about africa and what was done to it by our ancestors. And how try as they might, the legacy WE left, still cripples the average african.

  • August 13, 2005 5:17 PM CST

    THE CONSTANT GARDENDER Is Actually About That Time Mr. Green Jea

    by ZombieSolutions

    "No time to talk now Captain Kangaroo, I gotta keep gardening! Gardening! GARDENING!!!"

  • August 13, 2005 5:28 PM CST

    ZOMBIE when you write of Weisz you remind me of one of them Bla

    by Borgnine JR

  • August 13, 2005 5:31 PM CST

    Hey You Moe Ron, Night Court teaches us Important Lessons for Ev

    by Borgnine JR

  • August 13, 2005 5:36 PM CST

    Rachel

    by Nachokoolaid

    I never though Rachel Weisz was that hot. She always looked like she had facial reconstruction or something. I mean, if she walked up to me and asked for a shag, I wouldn't deny her, but as far as Hollywood starlets go, she's on the bottom of the list.

  • August 13, 2005 5:44 PM CST

    Right On ! Nachkoolaid

    by Borgnine JR

    Rachel Weisz looks like a living Picasso. She must have used "Other" talents to make it big in Hollywood.

  • August 13, 2005 5:49 PM CST

    THE CONSTANT GARDENDER

    by fiester

    I was hoping this was a sequal to "Being There". Then I remembered Peter Sellers was dead and the real Chauncy was actually in the White House now already.

  • August 13, 2005 6:11 PM CST

    Good God

    by TonyWilson

    I've all but quit the TB's for the zone. But you guys have called me back. RACHEL WEISZ IS FUCKING LOVELY. You guys who don't like her are clearly republican scum/liberal pussies (delete as applicable). Ah well thats it. Fernando Merielles will deliver. p.s pynchon6 does seem a bit silly.

  • August 13, 2005 6:46 PM CST

    Rachel Weisz will be mine...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...Oh yes, she will be mine.

  • August 13, 2005 7:39 PM CST

    Damn You Doc, This Weisz Is Mine

    by ZombieSolutions

    we can't ALL marry her on top of a mountain, you know. besides, the unicorns have already been rented, as have the angelic chorus of Abbieannian Vivian Girls...

  • August 13, 2005 7:47 PM CST

    Oh, Btw, I'm Also In Love With Jennifer Connelly

    by ZombieSolutions

    i am going to marry both Ms. Weisz AND on Ms. Connelly on top of a mountain with unicorns, angelic choruses of Abiennian Vivian Girls, and a host of other magical deights. also i am going to marry Natalie Portman. all three of them will be my brides. but, alas, i'm too tired to write poetry now. but i will leave you with this... as the transcendental poet Blake once said, "and dat's the name a dat tune!" and then he shot his wife.

  • August 13, 2005 11:01 PM CST

    Gardening Nerds

    by The Taste

    Still love all of ya guys

  • August 13, 2005 11:17 PM CST

    Natalie Portman and Rachel Weisz

    by Borgnine JR

    First off, Natalie portman is totally CGI. That's right, she was created in a mad animators lab to capture the hearts and loins of teeneage boys through out the West In actuality, Andy Serkis is behind every move she makes. Think about that next time you're tossing one off. And RACHEL WEISZ is actually a trained Bulldog in drag. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. About the closest she'd come to my cock is if I wiped it off in her hair after nailing some other chick, most likely Jennifer Connelly.

  • August 13, 2005 11:31 PM CST

    No

    by foreignerbelt

    Top. Trumps. I remember that game. awesome. yeah Rachel Weisz would be like that Red Swiss motorcycle with all the horsepower that totally beats every other motorcycle in every category. I kind of want to have sex with that motorcycle a little bit more than I want to have sex with Rachel Weisz. also Tony Wilson trust me the Zone is going to get old and you will ALL come back. everyone wants to talk to assholes like me.

  • August 14, 2005 1:19 AM CST

    How is ass2mouthgirl like school in the summertime?

    by Borgnine JR

    No class. Also no poetic sensibility. He/She writes with all the charm of an intestinal parasite.

  • August 14, 2005 1:41 AM CST

    Rachel Weisz, great tits

    by alexnivek

    Seriously.

  • August 14, 2005 3:11 AM CST

    ZombSol

    by DocPazuzu

    Forget it chief, you've gone too far. Weisz AND Connelly? You can't have both. In fact, you can't have any - they're mine. Go home.

  • August 14, 2005 6:36 AM CST

    Correction, hainesrs mom is the worlds toilet.

    by Cameron1

    Shit on her!

  • August 14, 2005 7:02 AM CST

    a2m....hahahahaha

    by Cameron1

    you sad bitch. Seriously why bother to even say anything about me, I haven't said anything to offend or bother you on here. Unless of course you are a stupid racist prick.

  • August 14, 2005 7:55 AM CST

    "stopping at nothing to uncover and expose the truth - a conspir

    by JackRabbitSlim

    People actually write this slop? And here I honestly thought the studios had some program that spewed these melodramatic cliches

  • August 14, 2005 3:12 PM CST

    le Carre

    by Soulpower

    His books are boring!!!!!!!!

  • August 15, 2005 9:01 AM CST

    Thoughts on The Constant Gardener and Africa

    by lindyboy

    I have decided to outright ignore the no doubt trite, Oliver Stone like "conspiracy" sub plot of the film and focus more on the emotional content of the Justin Quayle character, which sounds really compelling. I loved City of God as it was a gritty and very "real" docu-style type of film. That alone has already sold me on the film.______________________________ As for the continent of Africa, whereas I completely understand the West's guilt, I sincerely wish they could go about reconciling with the past by a) not using inefficient means of foreign aid b) continue ignoring the suffering in places like Darfur c)understand that tribalism and all anti-colonial movements are somehow morally superior and above all d) open Africa with more free trade, rather than handouts. We shouldn't engage in self flaggelation at this point in the game. We should be realistic and admit that throwing money at Africa will not make these problems disappear._________________________Remember the conversations some of us were having after seeing "Traffic"? even if you thought the Michael Douglas, Benico Del Toro, and Don Cheadle characters were on the "losing side" of the war, you still felt for them for wanting to do the right thing (not to say that they weren't fallible). That's what I hope I'll feel coming out if this film.

  • August 15, 2005 9:03 AM CST

    "point b"

    by lindyboy

    point b should read "NOT continue ignoring the suffering in the Darfur"

  • August 15, 2005 12:37 PM CST

    "I did not see what he said, and I don't care"

    by duanejones

    doesn't this sum up the knee-jerk paleo-right-wing dipshit sensibility perfectly? trick question -- the answer it "yes". people told me what to think and nothing occuring in reality on the planet earth would possibly make me revise my opinions beyond what those right-wing lackies were kind enough to provide for me, lest i exercise any thought myself. bravo, sir, and bravo to all your other received opinions, like "All LIEberal" -- >chortle!< oh, how clever! -- "policies are failed socialist ideas". oh, yeah, kind of like maxine waters being one of the leading voices defending against the government exercising eminent domain on private property -- i guess she got that out of the 18th brumaire. don't know what the 18th brumaire is, lando? could it be because you clearly have absolutely no knowledge of that which you rail against? i commend you for your utter lack of embarrassment for coming off as such a no-nothing spewer of demonstrably, idiotically untrue nonsense. tell you what -- i'll be ashamed of you for thre both of us. tut tut -- don't mention it. you've made it very easy for me. again, bravo! and how could anyone take the great thomas pynchon's name as a user id and take equally non-sensical positions regarding structured debt in the third world? it's enough to make one TRULY paranoid! while africa's history of kleptocratic regimes is painfully true -- and persisting in dipshits like mugabe -- it's ALSO true that the demands on courtries for those handouts they have little choice in accepting forces their local economies to be trounced by cheaper goods. you want to rail against the REAL collectivization of capital, conservatives-manques? fight globalization!

  • August 15, 2005 12:40 PM CST

    now, about this film...

    by duanejones

    ...it looks brilliant, doesn't it? i loved _city of god_ and eagerly await some english-language film bringing a truly challenging narrative to our woebegone screens. as for la weisz, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...docpaz, how will she ever be yours, when she will be mine? oh yes...oh, no, who are we fooling? boo, hoo hoo, snivel, weep, gnashing of teeth, &c....

  • August 16, 2005 9:41 AM CST

    Wow

    by small boy

    Landoasskissian really knows a lot of big words. Apart from "agenda", apparently. "LIEberalism is just another word for socialism", is that so? So, i suppose you believe in fascism or something do you? You like the goverment to tell you exactly what to do? I have read posts by some absolutely fucking idiotic pricks on this site, but you take the biscuit. Please end your life, you hateful, boring, arsehole. Robert Blake was found not guilty; so were OJ and Michael Jackson, what does that tell you? And how is "liberalism...the enemy within, dedicated to destroying religion, the family and all faith-based institutions"? Oooo, watch out in case your family gets some o' them there big ideas and don't go to church no more!! So, basically you're against freedom of speech and thought. People make their own decisions, they either believe in religion, the family and so on, or they don't. An idea never made me want to destroy the concept of family, you raving psycho. You say "the disease of liberalism is destroying this country", well if a few people speaking their minds and doing as they see fit is destroying your country, then it's on pretty shaky ground to start with. The government is destroying the country, and people like you keep encouraging them, "Oh, please, Mr President, tell me what to think". "That is my opinion (and also a fact) and YOU are entitled to it!" My God, what an arrogant little dick you are. If it's opinion, it can't be a fact, and you so obviously disprespect other people's opinion, why should anyone respect yours? In short, i hope you finally see, while you're dying of a semen overdose, what a foolish, arrogant, despicable, opinionated ugly little American tool you are, and how wrong you were. Go and drink some bleach or something.

  • August 16, 2005 10:54 AM CST

    "Take your Adolf Hitler worshipping ass over to the Aryan nation

    by duanejones

    "wow" is right, small boy. talk about your classic projection...since you are clearly incapable of any form of sentience beyond blind rage, MUCH LESS lacking the brain power to address a single one of my criticisms, i'd say there's nothing to say. you've demonstrated your very pathetic mental limitations ("webtv user"?!?!? now THAT'S offensive!) quite amply and needing no further assistance from me. and on the subject of projection, it's a sure bet you've never had sex in your own life -- what woman would let a rage-filled moron like yourself near her? oh, and you really do your political ideology a great service by proving how intellectually rich it is. calling someone names and not addressing how they've made you look to any who dare look in your direction like the very, very sad dipshit you truly are...that's truly advancing the cause of freedom on the march. or something, whatever your "agenda" is -- you're better at these brainless cliches than i'll ever be. and my "agenda"?? that's rich! what would that be? it's a safe bet you are too enamored of your own demonstrable stupidity than to ever advance your thinking beyond it, MUCH less to comment on that which you've plainly shown you couldn't begin to fathom. good luck lashing out angrily at all the other things that have a zero basis in reality i'm confident you waste your life on. it's sure to take you very far, sir. looking forward to having you repeat yourself a third time and having all of us laugh at you once more! please don't disappoint us!