balls here.
I've been first on the last 2 posts & now I'm feeling pretty unclean I don't mind telling you.
Why oh why do they pick the crappy ones to remake?
July 27, 2005 9:00 PM CST
by Negative Man
but...then again, i just saw the movie and wrote the aformentioned review so...perhaps i dont need to. i promise, its very funny, but all the jokes are a bit too elaborate to show in a trailer. or most at least.
Might not be spectacular, but I am a big Jim Carrey fan, his shows are always worth watching. (I even like Cable Guy, but don't hold that against me)
No problem seeing the trailer.
I know nothing about this movie other than the review that was posted the other day. I had no idea they resort to crime. Its like the MAIN HOOK of the trailer and the reviewer didn't even mention it. DAFT.
So - did the Coens write a draft of this? Will we see any of that in the film? And how about Bad Santa? How sure are we they did a polish on that one?
Get a fawking life ya refresh whore.
July 27, 2005 10:32 PM CST
by Parallax
That is all.
I couldn't tell from that awesul trailer.
I have no life, but thanks for the tip anyhoo. By the way, you're not related to Billy are you? If you are I was wondering if I could cop a gander at Kelly when she next gets out of the shower (Or bath filled to the brim with Strawberry jelly - I'm not fussy).
Sorry dudes, I gotta spam-it for a hot second cause the DR thread aint to be found. That movie kicked my ass.
Fuego the jelly and the sex are no good together. also that looked pretty funny and there is NO need to apologize for liking Cable Guy.
They skip and jump and you can only play them once! Bullshit, says I!
That is all....
No complaints about Revenge of the Sith, either? What has this world come to...
I think the last interesting film Carrey did was 'Liar Liar', and I suspect my only intrest in it was Jennifer Tilly's tits.... Im betting a box full of strawberries & cream instant oatmeal this movie with suck the hair off a donkey's nads. What ya gonna DO BROTHER, when nad-sucking mania rolls over YOU!?!?!
JIm Carreys balls are the funniest Ive ever seen ooops
July 28, 2005 12:42 PM CST
by performingmonkey
Eternal Sunshine, The Majestic and Bruce Almighty are all better than Liar Liar. And I think Eternal Sunshine classifies as being more 'interesting' than Liar Liar.
retarded even
...he just hasn't made a decent movie since Flirting With Disaster ten years ago. And if anyone says Just Shoot Me, I'll pop ya in the nose. Also, why is there a Devil's Rejects post on every talkback board. I get it. You want me to see the movie. Now move along.
This looks decent, I am not a big Tea fan though. As a side note, don't bother with Devil's Rejects. It is a cheap ripoff of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
This. Is. Exciting.
July 28, 2005 2:29 PM CST
by LargoJr
I went on to explain how Liar liar was intereting of and only because of Jeniffer Tillys magnificent breasteseseseseses. And Majestic & Almighty sucked grey water pond sludge. Didn't see 'Eternal', as I don't have to dangle my cock in a campfire to guess it's going to burn me
Carrey's movies in general have been getting progessively worse since he peaked with "Truman Show"(yeah, I said it). While I found "Eternal Sunshine" interesting, it was just that-interesting. No more, no less. But I'd watch it 1000 times in a row rather than see thsi new pile of crap.
The comedy in the film isn't nearly as 'broad' as Carrey's usual stuff. But in this trailer they squeezed in all the 'wackiest' Carrey moments to make it seem like the movie is more like BRUCE ALMIGHTY than, say, GROSSE POINT BLANK. I'm still curious to see the flick, but I don't see it finding a big audience.
the trailer has been online for a week or so already, way to stay on top of things.
It will probably make $100 million but it sure looks bad.
July 28, 2005 7:12 PM CST
by Doom II
I thought it looked pretty lame at the time. Like "avoid at all costs" lame. Jim Carrey seems like a nice guy, but he's not worth the money he makes. No one is. Except maybe the scientists who discover a cure for cancer or aids. That would be worth 15-20 million. A guy who used to talk out of his ass and play a burned fireman or goofy excercise instructor, 5 million tops.
A group of killers goes on the run and holds some musicians hostage in a motel room. How is that just like Chainsaw Massacre exactly? Rejects is filled with one-liners and dark/crude humor. Massacre wasn't funny for a second, but they are the same movie? Hmmm. Ok.
What the fuck? I gotta download some bullshit ocx from AOL just for the priveledge of watching a goddamn trailer? I dont think so. FUCK OFF AOL.
Once you cross from comedic to dramatic roles, it's impossible to cross back. See also: Michael Keaton and Tom Hanks.
Um, I don't think so. Probably more like 40-50 mil at most.
Why remake this movie? The original was perfectly fine.
yeah, think we've seen this before.
Truman show, Liar liar, Bruce Almighty, the list goes on and on. Every set looks so squeeky clean. Almost as if he's got some Howard Hughes sickness and demands that his movies 'happen to be set' in towns that were just built and are therefore sparklingly new. . . . . . . . . .They all look so sterile, jeez even 'The Majestic' did. . . . . . . . . . they should have the same trailer voic over "(gravely voice) IN A SLEEPY IDYLIC TOWNNNNNN, WHERE EVRYTHING IS CLEANNNNNNNN YET THE STREETS ARE OFTEN WET TO GIVE IT THAT LIVED IN LOOKKKKKKK . . SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHTTTTT. A SQUEEKY CLEAN MANNNNN IS SUDDENLY THE WHACKY CENTER OF ATTENTIONNNNNNNN'. . . . . . . . Jim's an ace comedian an a very good actor. I just wish he'd move away from the 'cute mush' type of films. I personally rate cable guyway above most of his recent stuff. It's got an unfairly bad rep cause that was his first lurch away from pure comedy. it was a shock to all his fans is all so in contrast it seemed awful. It's far better than Liar, Bruce, Majestic, Truman etc. . . . . . I'm still waiting for 'Firemarshal the movie' though. ;)
You sir are a jackass. Do you see alot of movies? If you did and are indeed a "filmgeek" I would think you might see it as a breath of fresh air. Movies in this day and age fucking suck. This one didnt. Stop acting like a "gangster", pull-up your pants cause you aint Snoop Dog, Nizzuts. Get your self a sweet dime sack of mexi and down a few PBR's. Feels good dont it bitch? Now get your ass back to that theater and enjoy. I would suggest you should also Pick-up The Allman Brother's Greatest Hits and get some hippie pussy.
I'm guessing it's Alec Baldwin for the Ed McMahon role. Why'd they add a kid and a dog? Bleh.