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Mr. Beaks Presents His Top 100 Films Of The Decade! Part Three Of Four Penetrating Installments!

It continues. Sorry for the delay. Part One is here. Part Two is here. Part Three is comin' at ya!

50. BEFORE SUNSET (2004, d. Richard Linklater, w. Linklater, Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy)

Richard Linklater revisits the final film of his "I Can Do No Wrong" period, and sinks a whole generation into an early midlife funk. From my AICN interview with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy (since my review is MIA): "Picking up where they teasingly left off nearly a decade ago at the end of BEFORE SUNRISE, Celine (Julie Delpy) and Jesse (Ethan Hawke) go flirting once again in Richard Linklater’s intensely romantic BEFORE SUNSET. Shot in real time and, ergo, bereft of the amiable digressions of the previous installment, this film is less about the promise of youth than avoiding the tragedy of an unhappy adulthood - which is where, as the script slowly, expertly, yet quite organically peels back each layer of detail, both characters find themselves stranded. It’s not that life has been particularly cruel to either – Jesse has a popular novel, while Celine seems purposely committed to her public health advocacy – but, emotionally, they are horribly unsatisfied. Worse, in meeting again, they seem to realize that, by not fulfilling their pledge to meet six months later after their first encounter, they’ve deprived one another of a soul mate that might’ve alleviated their current unsettledness."

Delpy cooing "Baby, you are going to miss that plane" while vamping to Nina Simone in her living room is exactly what we want to hear at the end - even though succumbing to their carnal wants is unquestionably the least healthy thing for either character at that moment in their life. Can't wait to see how much they hate each other in AFTER DAWN.

49. RED LIGHTS (2004, d. Cedric Kahn, w. Kahn and Laurence Ferreira-Barbosa)

From my 2004 AICN Review: "Alternately hilarious and horrifying, Cedric Kahn’s RED LIGHTS is a strange marriage of domestic drama and film noir aesthetic that plays like the humanistic, first-person crime yarn Jim Thompson never wrote. Based on a novel by the massively prolific Georges Simenon (creator of the Inspector Maigret series), it’s a visually mischievous portrait of Antoine (Jean-Pierre Darroussin), a cowardly, self-absorbed lout who drinks himself into complete oblivion while driving through the rural outskirts of Paris with his increasingly disapproving wife, Helene (Carole Bouquet), to pick up their children from summer camp. Along the way, Antoine makes multiple stops to maintain his buzz, finally barreling into a mean drunkenness that sends the disgusted Helene off sulking for safer transport. Freed from the marital yoke, Antoine begins knocking back the booze with suicidal gusto, and he soon finds himself in the precarious company of an escaped murderer from a nearby prison.

Kahn is clearly having fun tweaking noir conventions, but the film’s greatest strength is in the way its narrative is directly tethered to Antoine’s desperate nocturnal peregrination. It gets so into its protagonist’s booze-addled head that it becomes something bracingly new: a stream-of-consciousness thriller. This boldness sets the stage for a giddily unpredictable third act highlighted by a ridiculously protracted series of telephone calls forestalling an expectedly dire reveal. In Kahn’s hands, however, these expectations are cannily dashed."

48. SPIDER-MAN 2 (2004, d. Sam Raimi, w. Alvin Sargent)

Everything you could possibly want out of a superhero movie. Though I (still) seem to like Raimi's first installment better than most, there's no denying he improved on the first film by selecting the right villain (Doc Ock), perfecting the look of the CG Spidey (with John Dykstra and the Sony Imageworks team), and seeking input from a top-notch writer like Michael Chabon before handing off the screenwriting reins the old pro, Alvin Sargent. There's a narrative and thematic clarity to SPIDER-MAN 2 that is lacking in pretty much every superhero movie before or since; it avoids villain overkill and doesn't try to jam in too many well-known story elements to please the fans. It's just a swiftly-paced night out at the movies that satisfies on repeat viewings.

And if Mary Jane's "Go get 'em, Tiger" didn't have you walking out of the theater on air, you weren't a Spider-Man fan to begin with.

47. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS (2009, w. & d. Quentin Tarantino)

Quentin Tarantino makes a brilliant travesty of history. "Once upon a time in Nazi-occupied France," a conceited German officer hubristically allowed a young Jewish woman to elude his grasp, thus setting in motion the sudden and quite bloody downfall of the Third Reich. Total wish fulfillment dominated by Christoph Waltz's ferociously analytical Col. Hans Landa. Interestingly, this is the third Tarantino film in a row that opts for an emotionally uplifting/conventional ending, but it doesn't feel like he's getting lazy or safe in his storytelling. If anything, he's even more determined to frustrate audience expectations altogether - which, in the case of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, means he didn't make a "men-on-a-mission" movie despite swearing up and down for the better part of a decade that he was making a "men-on-a-mission" movie. Fine by me. We've enough of those, and too few "Cinema Saves the World" fables.

As with several of the 2009 films on this list, I've a feeling INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS might chart higher in a year or two.

46. MEMORIES OF MURDER (2003, d. Bong Joon-ho, w. Bong Joon-ho, Kim Kwang-rim and Shim Sung Bo)

The police procedural is the modern-day equivalent of the western. Everyone knows the the lingo, the conventions, and the way through to the conclusion - which, depending on your preference, will likely end with the forensics-aided nabbing of a fiendishly clever murderer or the always-invigorating sight of Sam Waterston talking. The recent popularity in these kinds of nuts-and-bolts narratives can probably be traced back to Jonathan Demme's THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, which explains the preoccupation with serial killers. But this is the wrong model. As anyone who's ever become obsessed with true-crime accounts of serial killers will tell you, the most captivating procedurals - the ones you want to return to again and again - are those in which the monster is never caught.

In David Fincher's ZODIAC, the hunt for a media-savvy psychopath turns into a commentary on obsession - which is wearyingly driven home by the narrative stalling out and restarting late in the film as Jake Gyllenhaal's cartoonist Robert Graysmith picks up where Mark Ruffalo's Inspector Dave Toschi self-destructed. In Bong Joon-ho's superior, MEMORIES OF MURDER, the investigation of a string of brutal murders (targeting women) is set against South Korea's uneasy transition from military rule to full-fledged democracy, and is compounded by all manner of institutional incompetence. As with THE HOST, Bong's ability to tweak convention as he veers from horror to drama to borderline-broad comedy is breathtaking; this is like no other serial killer film you've ever seen (because we've never seen a filmmaker with Bong's peculiar skill set). Song Kang-ho's lead performance as the overmatched local cop who fucks up the investigation may be his best ever (though his Mifune-inspired freak-out in the inexplicably buried THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WEIRD provides stiff competition).

The rich character detail, the unpredictability of the narrative (based on a true story), and the lack of precious period recreation (no matter how technically dazzling) combine to elevate MEMORIES OF MURDER above Fincher's impressive ZODIAC as the procedural of the decade.

45. BLACK HAWK DOWN (2002, d. Ridley Scott, w. Ken Nolan)

"They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand that it's about the man next to you, and that's it. That's all it is."

The greatest pure combat film ever made - and now that it's been made, let's please stop trying to emulate it. Short of being thrust into the middle of an actual war zone (and unless you're trying to make the most chaotic film of all time), there's just no point. Ridley Scott and screenwriter Ken Nolan do right by Mark Bowden's classic account of the clusterfuck in Mogadishu that claimed the lives of nineteen American soldiers and 1,000 Somali militiamen. Viewers looking for reasons to get incensed took issue with Scott's "dehumanizing" portrait of the Somalis, claiming it was "glumly staged racism". Had the film been an all-encompassing look at the UN's Somalian misadventure, they would've had a point. Since it was only about the extraction of trapped U.S. soldiers, this charge is like complaining about the lack of drug use in DO THE RIGHT THING.

BLACK HAWK DOWN leaves you shellshocked, but appreciative of the men and women who put their ass on the line in our name - and more than a little incensed that their bravery is so frequently squandered.

44. AUDITION (1999/2001, d. Takashi Miike, w. Daisuke Tengan)

I considered excluding AUDITION from this list (as a '99 release), but it's been placing highly in other decade round-ups, so here it is. From my 2001 AICN review: "After a tragic prologue, involving the death of a spouse and a father’s inability to inform his son of his mother’s passing, director Takashi Miike treats us to a long shot of the newly motherless pair walking aimlessly down a boulevard, staggering toward a sad, uncertain future. The solemn quietude of this moment is subtly broken by the red-hued credits slicing lengthwise with a surgical precision in the top righthand corner of the screen. Suddenly, there’s a foreboding to go along with the empty sense of loss, a tonal balancing act which Miike will be performing throughout most of AUDITION. And then he will level the audience with one of the most shocking third acts in recent memory."

Kiri, kiri, kiri...

43. JACKASS: THE MOVIE (d. Jeff Tremaine, w. Children)

I've never laughed so hard in a movie theater. That's got to count for something, right? From my 2002 AICN review: "In an interview given nearly a decade ago, Jean-Luc Godard opined that “television manufactures a few memories, but cinema - as it should have been - creates memory, i.e. the possibility of memory”. Though he was probably dodging a question with tenuous relevance to the subject of the boob tube, Godard might very well have been discussing the difference between “Jackass”, the MTV trouble child, and JACKASS: THE MOVIE. For while the former has implanted its share of indelible images, the latter, in all its transgressive, nauseating, gleefully imbecilic glory, has created memory like a motherfucker. It is like idiocy written in lightning."

42. THE INCREDIBLES (2004, w & d. Brad Bird)

Brad Bird's pissed-off paean to excellence. Sure, THE INCREDIBLES is a terrifically entertaining family film powered by a structurally-immaculate narrative decked out with top-of-the-line computer animation. So what? The true achievement of Bird's film is the way it contentiously asserts that litigiousness and political correctness are threatening our safety without devolving into a wild-eyed conservative screed (as if a distaste for either is exclusive to the nutzoid camp).

This was the first all-ages film to directly confront our post-9/11 world, and it doesn't sugarcoat a fucking thing; Elastigirl's stern-faced warning to her children, Violet and Dash, that the bad guys "will kill you if they get the chance" is a bold raising of the stakes that elicited gasps from critics the first time I saw the film. This, Bird believes, is the way it must be. And the only way we'll survive is by aspiring to be better than we are at all times - even if this means leaving other folks in the dust. "If everyone is special, then no one is" may not be as kind-hearted as "You don't have to be a gun", but it's an immensely valuable lesson in its own right - and quite unexpected in this "Everyone gets a medal!" age.

41. KINGDOM OF HEAVEN: DIRECTOR'S CUT (d. Ridley Scott, w. William Monahan

If you're judging this film on the theatrical cut, you haven't seen KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. From my 2006 Collider review: "'Triumph' is one way to describe Ridley Scott’s restored cut of Kingdom of Heaven; 'masterpiece' is another.  'Essential', however, nails it best, since the film espouses the importance of conducting oneself in an honorable, practical and compassionate manner that could accurately be described as 'Christian' or 'Muslim', while depicting the misery and destruction that dependably washes up in the wake of fanaticism.  [Screenwriter] William Monahan refers to the picture as “good-hearted”, which it is, but this was obscured early in the production by a wildly inaccurate New York Times article that claimed the screenplay depicted Muslims as backwards, bloodthirsty and, generally, evil.  Later, upon the film’s theatrical release, a columnist in the Reverend Sun Myung Moon-owned The Washington Times alleged that Kingdom of Heaven was anti-Christian. 
 
Anyone capable of such arriving at such assessments is a fool, and that is why KINGDOM OF HEAVEN is so terribly essential.  It is, as Scott says, attempting to heal the wound that tore open when rival Christian and Muslim factions spoiled for war to decide sole ideological possession of Jerusalem – a folly of supreme arrogance that has been the source of so much hatred and bloodshed.  Obviously, no one film is ever going to cauterize this wound, but the attempt – which takes historical liberties while remaining true to the spirit of the conflict – could still be shown in schools and churches, and at least inspire a little dialogue, which might eventually lead the way to some kind of rapprochement.  Movies of this nature, particularly those developed within the studio system, are in woefully short supply, so when something like as powerful and even-handed as KINGDOM OF HEAVEN comes along, you want to share it with everyone."

40. GHOST WORLD (d. Terry Zwigoff, w. Zwigoff and Daniel Clowes)

A portrait of the misanthrope as a young woman. And maybe that's not fair: plucked from the fertile imagination of comic book artist Daniel Clowes, Thora Birch's Enid has a shot at growing up to become a reasonably tolerable eccentric who views ninety-eight-percent of the world with utter contempt - provided you're in the two-percent camp. And that's one thing I love about Terry Zwigoff's adaptation of Clowes's GHOST WORLD: we all want to think we wouldn't be a total lamer in Enid's withering gaze.

This was Zwigoff's debut as a fiction filmmaker (after dazzling - in the most depressing sense - with the classic documentary CRUMB), and it is a painfully perceptive look into the previously-thought-impenetrable world of above-it-all teenage girls. Enid and her pal Rebecca (Scarlett Johansson) judge everything and everyone from afar - largely because (as we can only surmise) they were treated harshly throughout their middle-school years. Now that they're free of the confining, conforming grasp of high school (well, almost; Enid's got a summer art appreciation class to complete), it's time to become free-thinking adults! Except, they're stuck in the same town that bred their misanthropy, so... now, what? The film's final scene is apparently open-ended enough to encourage some critics to view it as faintly upbeat. I see it as Enid escaping into delusion (and a lifetime of profound unhappiness), but what do I know?

39. GOODBYE DRAGON INN (2004, w. & d. Tsai Ming-liang)

From my 2004 AICN review: "Further cementing his status as one of the world’s elite working filmmakers, Tsai Ming-liang’s GOODBYE, DRAGON INN, his follow-up to the brilliant WHAT TIME IS IT THERE?, feels like an in-between picture, but stands on its own as a masterfully controlled requiem for the moviegoing experience (particularly endangered in the director’s bootleg ridden homeland). Decidedly less resonant than his previous picture (owing largely to its subject matter and limited emotional scope), Ming-liang still manages numerous heartbreaking observations on loneliness and growing old (or obsolete), but the general tenor of the piece is surprisingly buoyant. With droll comedic beats suggesting a crossbreeding of Chaplin and Tati, there’s little doubt that this is Ming-liang’s funniest and most entertaining work.

Ming-liang is in such command of his craft that, if this really is the warm up for his next full-blooded effort, it’s scarily impossible to imagine how he’ll top himself. With THE RIVER, THE HOLE, WHAT TIME IS IT THERE? and GOODBYE, DRAGON INN, he’s slowly and quietly compiling an artistic winning streak that is currently unrivaled. Not since Coppola split up his GODFATHER saga with THE CONVERSATION has a supposedly minor work been so worthy of major consideration. It’s time for the critical community to stop denying Ming-liang his due just because he’s anathema to most major American foreign distributors, and doesn’t have an ingratiatingly aggressive publicist."

38. CITY OF GOD (d. Frenando Meirelles and Katia Lund, w. Braulio Mantovani)

From my 2003 AICN review: "A visually resplendent piece of pulp filmmaking that is an absolute must-see for anyone who cares about cinema. Spanning three destitute decades in the favela of the title – Rio de Janeiro’s most notorious slum – Fernando Meirelles’s audacious collision of formalist narrative technique and neo-realist aesthetic (making use of primarily non-professional actors) manages the impressive feat of entertainingly depicting a seductive criminal lifestyle without glamorizing it in the least. Nominated as Brazil’s candidate for Best Foreign Film of 2002, the only worry is that CITY OF GOD might be *too* good to win an Oscar. [Beaks note: It was.]

Ultimately, CITY OF GOD is unforgettable precisely because it never allows its high style – split-screens, bullet-cam and all – to overshadow its very real characters, so that we find ourselves despairing and wondering what it will take for one of these kids to make it out of this seedy, sweltering hell. Meirelles and company never once claim to have any substantive answers; they just give us the odds. In one brilliantly executed final shot, Rocket, having witnessed a daylong series of violence, mayhem and atrocities, walks out of the ghetto with a roll full of film that will bring him acclaim and success as a photojournalist, while a group of adolescents pass by, walking cheerfully back into the decrepit urban jungle. Ten to one. Luck."

37. PAN'S LABYRINTH (2006, w. & d. Guillermo del Toro)

Guillermo del Toro crafts a timeless fairy tale out of the misery and violence of the Spanish Civil War. Critic Jonathan Rosenbaum astutely compared the film to Charles Laughton's NIGHT OF THE HUNTER for its evocation of childlike fear; it also plays - aesthetically, at least - like a grand guignol take on Jean Cocteau's BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Anyone familiar with del Toro's previous work will spend most of the film waiting for the tragic ending - which arrives, but not in the way you might expect. There's so much to savor here: the uninhibited storytelling, the lovingly grotesque character design, and the vile Captain Vadim, the sadistic, gash-sewing stepfather of our protagonist, Ofelia. And the wait continues for AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS...

36. UP (2009, d. Pete Docter, w. Docter and Bob Peterson)

Looking more and more miraculous by the day, Pete Docter's UP teams a despondent geriatric with an overweight Wilderness Scout (who's on the verge of crushing unhappiness as he bumbles his way toward young adulthood) and creates a life-affirming experience like none other. How do they do it? Talking dogs. Best goddamn storytellers on the planet.

35. THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD (2007, w. & d. Andrew Dominik)

From my Best of 2007 list for CHUD: "Who the hell is Andrew Dominik to think he can follow up the modest, independently produced CHOPPER with a 160-minute western epic? A genius, I guess. Two viewings later, I still can't quantify Dominik's film other than to say that it seems like the work of a artist in complete command of his craft ala Paul Thomas Anderson and BOOGIE NIGHTS - and this is an apt comparison because I'm still not convinced that Anderson's sophomore effort is a masterpiece. That said, it is pure cinema, which is absolutely true of Dominik's film. Roger Deakins cinematography is revelatory, while the Nick Cave & Warren Ellis score is easily the year's best (i.e. it hasn't a chance with the Academy). And then there's the performances. Well, the performance: Casey Affleck. Adjectives fail."

34. KILL BILL (2003/4, w. & d. Quentin Tarantino)

From my 2004 AICN review of VOL. 2: "KILL BILL, VOL. 1 was 111 minutes of frenetically-paced mayhem aimed straight at the pleasure center, and it seemed unlikely that there would be enough time in the concluding chapter to provide the emotional ballast necessary to justify such painstakingly epic effort. For someone who feels that JACKIE BROWN remains the director’s most accomplished work, this was a profound disappointment.

VOL. 2 is all heart; a triumphant march to the Bride’s exacting of “bloody satisfaction” that - because we know she has something to live for after her work is done (i.e. her daughter) - becomes a gallant hymn of liberation. Whereas VOL. 1 is consumed with bottomless, inarticulate fury, VOL. 2 is all stirringly righteous purpose, and it’s got a big ol’ sentimental streak that’s anything but "grindhouse".

VOL. 1 is the shot. VOL. 2 is the chaser. This is a film that will leave you staggering drunk on cinema. Is it a masterpiece? Eh, who the fuck cares. Masterpieces are for pussies."

33. DAVE CHAPPELLE'S BLOCK PARTY (2005, d. Michel Gondry)

From my 2006 Collider review: “It’s a celebration, bitches." That’s the greeting Dave Chappelle receives upon hitting the rented-out community center serving as the backstage/VIP area for his whimsically assembled block party in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, and while he good-naturedly returns the greeting (referring to his infamous portrayal of Rick James on his now-defunct Chappelle’s Show), it’s possible to make out the trace elements of weariness at having given birth to a pop comedic behemoth, the kind that needs to keep being fed with increased frequency until you inevitably get charged with falling the fuck off, at which point the next comedy icon steals away the zeitgeist for his or her year of cross-cultural ubiquity.

... [You] leave the film in a completely euphoric state, feeling not regret for Chappelle’s disappearing act, but hope that this mélange of good music and good times soothes his soul, too.  Some artists make their friends and family miserable by selfishly demanding success on their own terms.  The best thing about DAVE CHAPPELLE'S BLOCK PARTY is that it accurately depicts him as a guy sauntering through life in search of spiritual contentment and, if possible, a little social justice.  And he’s smart enough to know that, if he can’t live with himself, he won’t come close to finding either.

32. BRICK (2005, w. & d. Rian Johnson)

From my 2006 Collider review: "'Film noir goes to high school' may not be the most auspicious pitch for a movie (conjuring up memories of other grown-up tales recalibrated as post-puberty showcases for teen sex symbols ala CRUEL INTENTIONS), but, somehow, first-time director Rian Johnson combines an affinity for the genre, a solid ear for stylized dialogue, and a born filmmaker’s eye to craft the most deeply affecting exercise in neo-noir since the Coen Brothers’ THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE.

The primary reason Brick is exhilarating from start to finish is that it's original in its application of film noir conventions.  True, there may be an element of pandering to Johnson’s selection of genre (cinephiles are suckers for film noir and westerns), but this sucker connects with the rib-cracking force of a flush gut shot.  And the high school setting turns out to be his masterstroke: when Philip Marlowe reached the end of a case, he was merely confirming everything he loathed about humanity; the answers Brendan receives in BRICK’s football field denouement come as a shock.  Life is shit?  Yep.  That’ll learn him.  That Brendan keeps this disheartening epiphany to himself suggests that he’ll keep fighting regardless.  Chandler would be proud."

31. FANTASTIC MR. FOX (2009, d. Wes Anderson, w. Anderson and Noah Baumbach)

Wes Anderson retreats to the world of stop-motion animation and emerges with his best film since RUSHMORE. Yes, it's generally the same-old, same-old about aloof fathers and emotionally maladjusted sons, but it's also far more energetic than THE LIFE AQUATIC and THE DARJEELING LIMITED. Anderson has clearly been reinvigorated by this filmmaking process - which, it appears, required him to direct the voice actors while phoning in directions and design adjustments to the animators. I didn't work on the film, so unless the animators did an uncredited pass on Anderson's and Noah Baumbach's script, I don't feel particularly burned that those aren't the director's finger imprints all over Fox and Kylie the opossum. I love this movie all out of proportion. And you wrote a bad song, Petey.

30. GERRY (2002, d. Gus Van Sant, w. Van Sant, Casey Affleck and Matt Damon)

From my 2003 DVD Journal review: "An unexpected masterpiece that was greeted with jeers at the 2002 Sundance Film Festival, and as a result was barely released (if only the same could be said of former Park City fave Happy, Texas.) That's quite an achievement for a film headlined by Matt Damon and Casey Affleck, but after ten minutes it quickly becomes clear why the title sat on the shelf for a year. A tale of two young slacker-like beings named Gerry who get lost in the desert, there is no exposition, little dialogue, and only the quest for water constitutes the "narrative." There is a vague undercurrent of resentment that exists between the two men, but it's never explored to any satisfactory extent; instead, Van Sant and cinematographer Harris Savides rely on the juxtaposition of the aimless movement of the two characters with the barren, sedentary landscape to draw the viewer's interest.

Thanks to the resourcefulness of Damon and Affleck, there's a vital human gravity that anchors the film and makes it gripping even when it's just the two of them falling in and out of step in a tightly framed two-shot. By not forcing profundity, it actually sneaks up on Van Sant, and turns the film into an unusually thrilling piece of large scale experimentation by an established, commercially-viable director."

29. BAD SANTA - Pasadena Test Screening Cut (2003, d. Terry Zwigoff, w. John Requa and Glenn Ficarra)

From my 2003 AICN review: "It’s a snow globe scene yanked out of the booze-addled imagination of Charles Bukowski; a department store Santa bent over in a back alley by a dumpster, vomiting up an evening’s excessive liquor intake. Thus begins BAD SANTA, a gleefully offensive Christmas film teeming with contempt for the holiday’s crass commercialization and humanity in general.

Solid though Zwigoff and company are, this is really Billy Bob’s show, and his Willie is a perfect mix of misery and fecklessness. It’s a combination we’ve not yet seen from Thornton. I particularly love the way he’s able to subtly alternate his gaze from simply blank and drunken to blank, drunken and dangerously lascivious. Sometimes, before surrendering (far too freely, of course) to his basest carnal desires, he doesn’t even bother to feign interest, like when he’s being hit on by a cute, perky, Santa-obsessed barmaid (Lauren Graham). Apparently, when it falls right into his lap, he can’t be bothered to switch on what limited charm he has (which consists mostly of suffing a $5 winning scratch-off lottery ticket into a stripper’s g-string)."

When Roger Ebert screened Zwigoff's "Director's Cut" of BAD SANTA for his 2007 Overlooked Film Festival, I sent him an email inquiring as to whether this was the cut that tested in Pasadena. Ebert checked with Zwigoff, and he responded that it was probably the closest to his cut that any test audience got to see (which prompted Ebert to print my review in the program for that year's fest). The big difference between Zwigoff's cut and the theatrical cut is that the broad comedy stuff - e.g. the boxing ring scene - has been elided. Zwigoff's initial assemblage was much rougher. And yet I can't help but feel that the "Director's Cut" currently available on DVD still isn't the version I fell in love with back in January of 2003.

28. KISS KISS, BANG BANG (2005, w. & d. Shane Black)

From my Best of 2005 list for Collider: "It doesn’t seem right to label a guy who made millions as one of the highest paid spec screenwriters in Hollywood history “mistreated”, but for Shane Black, this actually was this case artistically.  After an interminably long (by this town’s standards) layoff of eight years, Black returned with a new original script that, shock of shocks, didn’t sell for seven figures.  The difference is, this time he directed it.  And, oh, what a fucking difference. 

I was a Black fan prior to this film, but, man, was it hard to make a case for the guy’s talent when all of his scripts were being turned into soulless studio blockbusters by directors emphasizing style over substance (as was the edict of the 1980’s and early 1990’s).  Produced by Joel Silver for a scant $15 million, KISS KISS, BANG BANG is obviously the cheapest Shane Black movie ever made, but it’s also a full-blooded ode to film noir that’s self-conscious in a completely disarming manner that’s always eluded Quentin Tarantino.  Though Black, via his storytelling surrogate Harry Lockhart (a reinvigorated Robert Downey, Jr.), is constantly addressing the audience, he’s doing it out of a mad desire to entertain.  Thankfully, he’s an immensely witty fellow, and, unlike Harry, an ace at narrative.  Black’s so good, you forgive him when he cheats by planting a body in a hotel shower practically out of thin air.  That’s not the only bit of iffy internal logic, but Chandler drew the same criticisms, and, somehow, he’s endured.  Black isn’t on Chandler’s level yet, but now that he’s in full command of his voice as a director – and, by the way, this guy is a born filmmaker – it seems blasphemously possible that Philip Marlowe’s creator may at last have a spiritual successor in L.A. noir."

For the usual reasons (i.e. Hollywood sucks), Black has yet to follow this up.

27. EVERYONE ELSE (2009, w. & d. Maren Ade)

From my 2009 AICN review : Lifetimes are wasted lamenting "What went wrong?" when the cruel, undeniable truth is "You'll never know." And so German writer-director Maren Ade has performed something of a service with her superb second film, EVERYONE ELSE, by presenting in minute, unsparing detail the moments that knock a romance off its axis: this is what it looks like from an objective distance."

Neither a romantic comedy nor a straight-up drama, EVERYONE ELSE plays like the answer to decades of inauthentic examinations of this thing called love. Several critics have compared Ade's film to L'AVVENTURA and VOYAGE TO ITALY (mostly for its fearless flirtations with tedium), but, at least in terms of career restlessness and emotional uncertainty, it actually has more in common with Albert Brooks's MODERN ROMANCE. EVERYONE ELSE meets its characters at a very strange time in their lives. It starts with the first sign of tumult and ends with the kind of nonsensical surrender that allows most relationships to endure beyond that peril-fraught first vacation together. This is the way we connect. This is, stupidly enough, how we survive."

26. WHEN THE LEVEES BROKE: A REQUIEM IN FOUR ACTS (2006, Spike Lee)

From my 2006 review for The DVD Journal: "... [T]he most important American documentary of this horrendously fractious decade - the political jeremiads of Michael Moore and his editorializing ilk, right or left, be forever damned. Beginning with the early warnings of Hurricane Katrina as a Category 5 storm — the highest classification possible — while at sea and concluding with an uncertain look forward to the future of the proud city it helped devastate, When the Levees Broke is a phenomenally comprehensive portrait of an event that most Americans are still struggling to understand.

Lee's overall achievement is one of a societal mosaic that particularizes an incomprehensible tragedy while reminding viewers - with an embarrassment of visual and anecdotal evidence - that America is criminally indifferent to the plight of its poorer citizens, and that, in a time of great crisis, it stood idly by as they suffered and died. That it is such a remarkably measured indictment is evidence of Lee's evolving greatness. He is polarizing only because too many of his countrymen don't want to see what's wrong with their country."



Only twenty-five left. I'll get to it soon as I finish bustin' up this here chifforobe.

Faithfully submitted,

Mr. Beaks

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wow
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 8th, 2009
01:46:51 AM
Some really good movies to check out
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 8th, 2009
01:47:53 AM
actually, I take that back
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Dec 8th, 2009
01:49:03 AM
City of God isn't top 10?
by jrb
Dec 8th, 2009
01:59:52 AM
All good choices...
by Thrillhouse77
Dec 8th, 2009
02:02:15 AM
WHEN THE LEVEES BROKE
by mrbeaks
Dec 8th, 2009
02:07:42 AM
They failed to realize...
by ottomatic
Dec 8th, 2009
02:14:36 AM
Spiderman 2 was released in 2004
by DrunkyMcLush
Dec 8th, 2009
02:16:25 AM
They are all interesting choices.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
02:19:59 AM
I like the director's cut of BAD SANTA
by Vern
Dec 8th, 2009
02:21:21 AM
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Bad Santa,
by MorganLeafy
Dec 8th, 2009
02:21:25 AM
Ok I'll say it... Jackass??REALLY?
by ottomatic
Dec 8th, 2009
02:22:51 AM
I agree with the "Jackass" choice...
by DrunkyMcLush
Dec 8th, 2009
02:48:09 AM
As a fan of film noir and hard boiled detective fiction
by Continentalop
Dec 8th, 2009
02:48:19 AM
Night of the Hunger?
by Ronald Raygun
Dec 8th, 2009
02:48:39 AM
Enough is enough...
by GravyAkira
Dec 8th, 2009
02:49:43 AM
What's the general consensus on Ghost World btw?
by Ronald Raygun
Dec 8th, 2009
02:53:12 AM
I actually had Bad Santa as one of my top 10 films
by Continentalop
Dec 8th, 2009
02:58:48 AM
Still havent decided......
by kidkombo
Dec 8th, 2009
03:02:42 AM
I'm not a critic
by Continentalop
Dec 8th, 2009
03:04:27 AM
Black Hawk Down
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Dec 8th, 2009
03:05:03 AM
Actually pretty decent this time
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
03:10:52 AM
Brick is an awesome movie...
by StarchildAD
Dec 8th, 2009
03:18:13 AM
Black Hawk Down
by TheBort
Dec 8th, 2009
03:20:44 AM
"Jackass" is an inspired choice
by Rocco Curioso
Dec 8th, 2009
03:24:36 AM
TheBort
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
03:25:31 AM
Jackass should really be counted as two movies
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
03:35:18 AM
In a way it is unfair to critisise
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
03:54:56 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by TheBort
Dec 8th, 2009
03:55:16 AM
Kingdom of Heaven: DC
by Bob of the Shire
Dec 8th, 2009
03:56:08 AM
Now we're getting somewhere...
by V'Shael
Dec 8th, 2009
04:00:36 AM
TheBort
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
04:02:59 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by TheBort
Dec 8th, 2009
04:10:55 AM
TheBort
by DrunkyMcLush
Dec 8th, 2009
04:16:33 AM
DrunkyMcLush
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
04:20:11 AM
You get points for Before Sunset, Ghost World, and Brick
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
04:20:26 AM
DrunkyMcLush
by TheBort
Dec 8th, 2009
04:24:52 AM
TheBort
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
04:35:41 AM
In Bruges had better be on this list!
by _Palmer_Eldritch
Dec 8th, 2009
04:40:45 AM
In Bruges is Da Bomb!!!!
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
04:45:38 AM
no way to fit in the rest
by animas
Dec 8th, 2009
04:48:56 AM
Haha! I agree!
by DrunkyMcLush
Dec 8th, 2009
04:48:57 AM
Damn... totally forgot about "In Bruges"
by Rocco Curioso
Dec 8th, 2009
04:55:59 AM
Brick would be in my worst of the decade
by MontyPigeon
Dec 8th, 2009
04:59:55 AM
I would have City of God at #1
by Happyfat73
Dec 8th, 2009
05:09:36 AM
Death Proof
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
05:19:07 AM
No Chris Nolan Films so far...
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
05:23:03 AM
Nolan
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
05:24:19 AM
Spider-Man 2
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
05:24:46 AM
"Elite Squad" is an improved City of God
by ricarleite2
Dec 8th, 2009
05:34:45 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
05:50:34 AM
Ace of Wands
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
06:00:18 AM
There's no reason to be pissed, did Beaks change your list?
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
06:05:20 AM
This list has helped me make one conclusion
by Spandau Belly
Dec 8th, 2009
06:18:00 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
06:18:23 AM
Glad to see Memories of Murder/Ghost World on the list
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
06:20:05 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
06:20:14 AM
GERRY
by TheUmpireStrokesBach
Dec 8th, 2009
06:22:38 AM
Nice
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 8th, 2009
06:24:51 AM
Drsambeckett1984
by Ace of Wands
Dec 8th, 2009
06:29:54 AM
Fuck That!!!Inglorious Basterds Was Shit
by Broseph
Dec 8th, 2009
06:31:32 AM
Ace of Wands
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
06:33:53 AM
Children of Men
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:35:46 AM
Shaun of the Dead
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:37:19 AM
Amelie
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:38:31 AM
Re: "Everyone Else"'s "fearless flirtations with tedium".
by CreasyBear
Dec 8th, 2009
06:38:49 AM
The Two Towers
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:39:30 AM
The Departed
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:40:35 AM
But good job on Brick, Kingdom of Heaven, City of God,
by CreasyBear
Dec 8th, 2009
06:40:53 AM
LOTR must be number one
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
06:42:14 AM
Bad Santa?
by ballyhoo
Dec 8th, 2009
06:42:25 AM
The Motorcycle Diaries
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:43:10 AM
The Hottie and the Nottie
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:45:04 AM
There Will Be Blood
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:46:03 AM
As for LOTR being number one
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 8th, 2009
06:46:06 AM
this 25 was a mixed bag for me
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
06:46:21 AM
Michael Clayton
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:47:50 AM
Eastern Promises has to be in the top 10 right?
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
06:48:36 AM
need to check out Kingdom of Heaven - Directors cut
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
06:48:45 AM
Harry you doing a list ?
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
06:50:04 AM
Also, Stranger Than Fiction
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:54:44 AM
I feel you got part 2 and 3 the wrong way around
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
06:55:57 AM
Almost Famous
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:56:15 AM
Signs and Unbreakable
by JacksBloatedPayroll
Dec 8th, 2009
06:59:54 AM
this really shouldn't be a "top" list
by animas
Dec 8th, 2009
07:01:52 AM
OHH SIT. YOUR TOP 25 WILL BE THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL TB OF ALL TI
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
07:05:54 AM
Nice to see some love for Gerry.
by Shepard Wong
Dec 8th, 2009
07:06:21 AM
MIYAMOTO - DEFINITELY CHECK OUT KINGDOM OF HEAVEN DC
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
07:08:28 AM
"If you're judging this film on the theatrical cut, you haven't
by white_vader
Dec 8th, 2009
07:18:09 AM
BSB if he names the movie that shall not be named in the top 25
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
07:20:36 AM
Heaven does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
07:24:01 AM
BRICK was an unexpected surprise for me, JACKASS...
by Jubal_Early
Dec 8th, 2009
07:25:23 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
07:26:24 AM
I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF HE DID WRITE, IN ACTUALITY,
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
07:27:06 AM
Does the DC of Kingdom of Heaven,,,
by VicenzoV
Dec 8th, 2009
07:30:46 AM
BSB just asked the wife if she had met Woods
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
07:38:20 AM
I'm not going to second guess your choices
by c4andmore
Dec 8th, 2009
07:40:06 AM
I know I'm gonna regret asking, but...
by Jubal_Early
Dec 8th, 2009
07:42:31 AM
you should second guess these choices
by animas
Dec 8th, 2009
07:43:05 AM
Kingdom of Heaven's DC is very good
by castor778
Dec 8th, 2009
07:43:46 AM
Ah, here's all the Pixar stuff...
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
07:44:51 AM
Jubal if i said Asimovlives would that make it clear
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
07:44:53 AM
This place will go batshit crazy
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 8th, 2009
07:47:10 AM
I'm surprised this is a list as well...
by castor778
Dec 8th, 2009
07:49:48 AM
In Bruges
by Sailor Rip
Dec 8th, 2009
07:51:16 AM
Ha! Dave Chapelle's Block Party > PAN
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
07:52:05 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
07:52:41 AM
DAVE CHAPELLE'S BLOCK PARTY is on this list at all! LOL!
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
07:54:37 AM
I eagerly await Eddie Griffin's DYSFUNKTIONAL FAMILY
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
07:56:22 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
07:58:25 AM
Dave Chapelle is so shocked he has gone into a panic room
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
08:01:20 AM
Good to see Jackass on the list
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
08:03:48 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
08:03:53 AM
Cobra, there's no need to "engage" Beaks re: this list
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
08:04:05 AM
KISS KISS BANG BANG...
by Darkman
Dec 8th, 2009
08:04:46 AM
Jus think about it: JACKASS: THE MOVIE > MASTER & COMMANDER
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
08:07:28 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
08:11:41 AM
YOU DIDN'T PUT WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IN THERE?
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThat IGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
Dec 8th, 2009
08:15:32 AM
Hopefully its a case of 100 being too many for Beaks
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
08:17:19 AM
Cobra, where the fuck are the professionals?
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
08:17:50 AM
Alright, Musashi is good
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
08:18:36 AM
Memento is the best movie of the decade
by Garbageman33
Dec 8th, 2009
08:19:05 AM
ok humour us, which 7
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
08:19:51 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
08:21:10 AM
Yack. 1983 orange juice reports FTW!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 8th, 2009
08:21:49 AM
Professionals, rise!
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
08:24:52 AM
Agree or not
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
08:26:48 AM
Surely
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
08:27:27 AM
Surely
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
08:27:53 AM
GERRY
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
08:28:13 AM
Surely
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
08:29:46 AM
This is exhausting.
by FlickaPoo
Dec 8th, 2009
08:32:59 AM
None of these are better than Oldboy. KKBB? Jackass?
by Speed Fricassee
Dec 8th, 2009
08:34:08 AM
I'd say KKBBB is as good as Oldboy
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
08:35:17 AM
I summon thee, Asimovlives! Rise from the pit!
by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThat IGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName
Dec 8th, 2009
08:39:37 AM
Red Lights
by Yeah I Wrote That
Dec 8th, 2009
08:40:08 AM
Yack. just get your conche shell, and blow.....
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 8th, 2009
08:44:15 AM
My Top Ten of the oughties... Let the flaming begin.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
08:44:44 AM
Happy Feet, Fucking Happy Feet?? Mein Got!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 8th, 2009
08:49:20 AM
Brick???
by Thunderbolt Ross
Dec 8th, 2009
08:52:53 AM
"political jeremiads of Michael Moore be damned"
by HoboCode
Dec 8th, 2009
08:54:22 AM
Yeah, I think LEVEES was a good film, but...
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:00:09 AM
Kingdom of Heaven DC
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 8th, 2009
09:00:13 AM
Children of Men
by mr_macphisto
Dec 8th, 2009
09:02:06 AM
I await THE HURT LOCKER's mention
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:07:20 AM
Ya damn right Col. Tigh-Fighter...Happy Feet
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:07:41 AM
HAPPY FEET makes me want to violate penguins
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:08:56 AM
Professional reporting for duty
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
09:10:51 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
09:12:06 AM
HOD, haven't seen the SW chicken thing
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:13:27 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
09:14:30 AM
Spider-Man 2 great the first time but....
by castaway
Dec 8th, 2009
09:15:44 AM
Jackass....Really??????
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
09:25:29 AM
Yeah, WALL-E was already selected as #69
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:27:49 AM
YackBacker
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
09:28:17 AM
Matrix Revolutions is in my top 25 dissapointments
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:31:30 AM
its disappointing to spell disappointments wrong...
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:32:24 AM
Definitely need to spell Definitely right....
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:33:38 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
09:34:37 AM
HOD, very funny stuff
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:35:42 AM
Col. Tigh here using alias as now on phone.
by Chief Justice Beef Supreme
Dec 8th, 2009
09:37:42 AM
Jackass is awesome
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
09:38:21 AM
Col. Tigh/Chief Justice Beef Supreme..You Must...
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:40:21 AM
Up gets higher rank than Incredibles?????
by future help
Dec 8th, 2009
09:42:22 AM
And the Matrix sequels up their stupid asses.
by Chief Justice Beef Supreme
Dec 8th, 2009
09:42:31 AM
"This deal is getting worse all the time!"
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
09:42:33 AM
TEAM AMERICA & SHAUN OF THE DEAD
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:44:04 AM
No love for Pootie Tang (2001)?
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 8th, 2009
09:45:19 AM
NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
by c4andmore
Dec 8th, 2009
09:48:51 AM
I'm talking to the Yak with the Back
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 8th, 2009
09:50:04 AM
Pootie Tang WHOOOO!
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:51:26 AM
Single-celled Dirk, re: POOTIE TANG
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:52:01 AM
c4andmore...for sure dude. It will be studied
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 8th, 2009
09:54:30 AM
Watta dime my damy, watta dime! Yak got the booty watching Poot
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 8th, 2009
09:58:18 AM
Yak got the booty watching Pootie!
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 8th, 2009
10:00:10 AM
NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 8th, 2009
10:01:32 AM
that sure is a "unique" collection of films...
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
10:02:26 AM
Listening to the female anchor on ESPN's SPORTSCENTER right now
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
10:03:35 AM
When The Levees Broke was genius!
by Chemicals
Dec 8th, 2009
10:03:57 AM
City of God...finally saw that recently...
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
10:04:00 AM
WHAT!!!!!!??
by oogiboogi
Dec 8th, 2009
10:04:04 AM
ugh...it's awful Yack
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
10:06:47 AM
Black Hawk Down...I really like that flick...
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
10:08:11 AM
I nearly fell asleep watching Up
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
10:09:20 AM
JPT, I don't blame Hannah Storm for taking the gig
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
10:09:28 AM
beaks 25 will probably include
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
10:12:17 AM
Tried to watch jackass a while back
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
10:15:28 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
10:16:37 AM
Ghost World is in my top ten.
by HoboCode
Dec 8th, 2009
10:21:59 AM
I like Alexander Payne's stuff
by ufoclub1977
Dec 8th, 2009
10:22:25 AM
OLD DOGS!!!!
by yer mama
Dec 8th, 2009
10:22:34 AM
Jackass is simply Allan Funt's Candid Camera
by skimn
Dec 8th, 2009
10:23:40 AM
HOD
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
10:25:01 AM
I'm fairly certain
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
10:25:55 AM
Incredibles tops Up
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
10:26:55 AM
I love Election...Broderick's last great screen role
by skimn
Dec 8th, 2009
10:27:06 AM
Jackass 2 better than the first
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
10:27:29 AM
Litigiousness and political correctness are threatening our safe
by PTSDPete
Dec 8th, 2009
10:28:59 AM
Election
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
10:29:06 AM
fave moment in bad santa
by quentintarantado
Dec 8th, 2009
10:29:44 AM
Miyamoto_Musashi
by skimn
Dec 8th, 2009
10:30:10 AM
Will everyone be pissed if #2 and #1 are...
by ricarleite2
Dec 8th, 2009
10:31:38 AM
Salute the Troops ! Martial Rule For America !
by PTSDPete
Dec 8th, 2009
10:32:54 AM
Salute the Troops ! Martial Rule For America !
by PTSDPete
Dec 8th, 2009
10:33:07 AM
Up starts off well
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
10:33:21 AM
KINGDOM OF HEAVEN? Really?
by RequisiteMonkey
Dec 8th, 2009
10:33:30 AM
Surprises, disappointments and dpn't knows
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:34:44 AM
Overall, though, another great list Beaks
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:35:54 AM
RequisiteMonkey, it was in a previous installment
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:36:33 AM
This list hit on a few of my favorites
by SpawnofAchilles
Dec 8th, 2009
10:38:31 AM
I have to agree with iamnicksaicnsn
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:40:11 AM
skimm not sure
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
10:43:18 AM
Want to make Election even funnier/more depressing
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
10:44:50 AM
Oh would not surpised, in the least to see
by skimn
Dec 8th, 2009
10:47:19 AM
also, I didn't mention a 2009 film
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
10:48:00 AM
skimm
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
10:50:17 AM
Jackass? Seriously?
by spidercoz
Dec 8th, 2009
10:50:58 AM
Not a fan of Brick
by exie
Dec 8th, 2009
10:51:04 AM
I'm almost positive
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
10:51:14 AM
skimn
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
10:52:03 AM
THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD
by IAmLegolas
Dec 8th, 2009
10:55:10 AM
I love the inclusion of Jackass and...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:56:00 AM
I hope the Visitor makes the cut
by lagomorph
Dec 8th, 2009
10:56:14 AM
Abom, you got me thinking- top elephant movies of all time
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
10:57:04 AM
GHOST WORLD
by IAmLegolas
Dec 8th, 2009
10:58:22 AM
Whoops
by CherryValance
Dec 8th, 2009
10:58:58 AM
Beaks Tarantino bias
by skimn
Dec 8th, 2009
10:59:24 AM
Damn, I forgot Election came out in '99
by ufoclub1977
Dec 8th, 2009
10:59:50 AM
Apocalypto
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:00:40 AM
I felt like BASTERDS was missing something
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:02:17 AM
Jaka
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
11:11:07 AM
GravyAkira, it's not an "AICN endorsed"...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:11:41 AM
Jackass is not entertainment
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
11:13:07 AM
Kill Bill is better than City of God?
by Lost Jarv
Dec 8th, 2009
11:15:49 AM
rogueleader66, to each their own
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:15:54 AM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:16:57 AM
NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
by CherryValance
Dec 8th, 2009
11:19:06 AM
Jaka
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 8th, 2009
11:22:30 AM
YackBacker
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:22:59 AM
Hey, Pooty Tang is a vastly underrated film!
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:23:27 AM
Yackbacker
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:24:17 AM
Jaka
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:26:15 AM
Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo, Almost Famous
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:26:47 AM
Yack
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:28:05 AM
CherryValance, that is actually...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:28:55 AM
jackass?????
by brabon300
Dec 8th, 2009
11:29:22 AM
Jaka
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:29:47 AM
The fact that Master and Commander
by savagedave
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:12 AM
Put this in the top 10!!!
by Nice Marmot
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:22 AM
NO, put that in! This sucks!
by Nice Marmot
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:42 AM
Donor
by Lost Jarv
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:46 AM
"I know for absolutely certain that I am not an idiot"
by spidercoz
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:54 AM
They both suck! Me me me me me me me!!!!
by Nice Marmot
Dec 8th, 2009
11:31:05 AM
Master and Commander
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:31:37 AM
G-Force? In the top 25?
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:33:04 AM
i'll echo the love of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
11:33:18 AM
What Jarv said.
by DocPazuzu
Dec 8th, 2009
11:34:17 AM
Ghost World
by Bouncy X
Dec 8th, 2009
11:34:37 AM
The Incredibles II
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:34:40 AM
RAMBO 4
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
11:34:44 AM
Apocalypto continued...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:35:26 AM
rogueleader66
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
11:35:55 AM
Elastigirl is milftastic
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
11:35:57 AM
Seriously...
by DocPazuzu
Dec 8th, 2009
11:36:35 AM
What, no Elektra?
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:36:43 AM
spidercozm, have at it!
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:37:39 AM
Do you like Huey Lewis?
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:37:49 AM
This just in
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:38:44 AM
Jackass = a film only pretentious assholes don't laugh at
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
11:40:53 AM
Abominable Snowcone
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:42:15 AM
Duets....
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:45:32 AM
Jaka
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:46:04 AM
Speaking of liking Huey Lewis
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:47:30 AM
Jackass = a film only pretentious assholes don't laugh at
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
11:49:49 AM
wonder if the Black Book made it?
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
11:51:50 AM
and if the baby elephant toss didn't make it...
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
11:52:18 AM
you know what? THANK YOU
by spidercoz
Dec 8th, 2009
11:53:21 AM
THIS IS IT...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:54:12 AM
spidercoz
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:56:00 AM
Hey there pillow
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
11:56:24 AM
DrMorbius, that would be kind of fitting...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:57:55 AM
Avatar number 1
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
12:01:32 PM
I'M NOT FEELING A TINGE OF DISAPPOINTMENT WITH BEAKS' CHOICES
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
12:03:53 PM
Abom...
by just pillow talk
Dec 8th, 2009
12:03:56 PM
Avatar won't be number one...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:04:19 PM
Jaka......hah...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
12:07:12 PM
SICKO OUGHT TO HAVE A SPOT IN THE TOP 25, NO?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
12:07:16 PM
Elephant does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
12:09:34 PM
JettL93
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
12:12:01 PM
HOD...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
12:12:40 PM
Cobra, don't forget OPERATION: DUMBO DROP
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
12:12:55 PM
JettL93
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
12:12:56 PM
Thank you for having the guts to include Jackass
by gotilk
Dec 8th, 2009
12:13:13 PM
Good list, better include Let the Right One In
by pleasebanme
Dec 8th, 2009
12:13:24 PM
DocMorb
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:14:41 PM
X-Men 3 will be number one
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
12:16:01 PM
Hey, I just downloaded Google Chrome
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
12:18:02 PM
Doesn't the King and I have elephants?
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:19:29 PM
BSB...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
12:19:32 PM
Great List
by kesoze4
Dec 8th, 2009
12:19:57 PM
The Wire
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:21:28 PM
Gerry is Critic pandering crap
by rudimus maximus
Dec 8th, 2009
12:22:12 PM
Jaka, just watch it dude
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
12:24:08 PM
It's funny how the posts actually...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:24:24 PM
GOOGLE CHROME IS A MEMORY HOG, YACK
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
12:25:19 PM
Cobra Kai
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
12:25:50 PM
Yack, I will. I know I will...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:28:37 PM
THE WIRE: just watch it dammit!
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
12:29:48 PM
I just don;t understand why Google...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:29:52 PM
JACKASS?!?!?!
by PRESIDENT BALTAR
Dec 8th, 2009
12:30:24 PM
Explain the Jesse James love
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 8th, 2009
12:32:04 PM
DrMorbius
by gotilk
Dec 8th, 2009
12:35:22 PM
Jaka
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
12:37:19 PM
Could also interpret the Ghost World ending...
by DarthCorleone
Dec 8th, 2009
12:38:54 PM
Now that's a good choice of films!
by Stalkeye
Dec 8th, 2009
12:39:26 PM
BSB, I'm running Mac OS X 10.5.8
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
12:42:12 PM
Jaka
by gotilk
Dec 8th, 2009
12:42:49 PM
Black Hawk Down - great film!!!
by hallmitchell
Dec 8th, 2009
12:45:48 PM
Hey gotilk saw
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
12:45:57 PM
Abom
by savagedave
Dec 8th, 2009
12:46:43 PM
A few things....
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:54:03 PM
Now back to our regularly scheduled films...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
12:55:51 PM
gotilk
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
12:55:55 PM
Nice list but Im not sure your interprtation of Incredibles is c
by Subtlety
Dec 8th, 2009
12:56:47 PM
got to 42 before you forgot to close some tags
by NippleEffect
Dec 8th, 2009
01:10:39 PM
Dog gumbo ,,, lol
by ReportAbuse
Dec 8th, 2009
01:21:44 PM
Actually, N.O. is still pretty messed up...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
01:26:12 PM
Subtley
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
01:27:26 PM
Subtley
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
01:27:43 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
01:30:11 PM
Yeah, re: The Incredibles
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
01:35:32 PM
Jaka - The Wire seriously is
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
01:38:18 PM
Where the fuck is Corky Romano???????
by TylerDurden3395
Dec 8th, 2009
01:42:30 PM
Chemicals
by Sgt.Steiner
Dec 8th, 2009
01:44:16 PM
cobra
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 8th, 2009
01:47:31 PM
to the douche hating on spike lee
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 8th, 2009
01:48:15 PM
Avant is a PC app
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
01:48:40 PM
VincenzoV, re: Orlando & KOH
by white_vader
Dec 8th, 2009
01:48:56 PM
Super Troopers?
by ParmesianSkinnypants
Dec 8th, 2009
01:49:06 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 8th, 2009
01:54:23 PM
I promise all The Wire lovers
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
01:57:57 PM
"all The Wire lovers"....
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
01:58:38 PM
I love it when
by Your Moms Box
Dec 8th, 2009
01:58:56 PM
Yeah 25TH HOUR is in my top 10 of the 2000s
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
02:00:32 PM
Tell No One
by Bruce T Shark
Dec 8th, 2009
02:00:40 PM
Block Party deserves to be on the 100 WORST List!
by Homer Sexual
Dec 8th, 2009
02:06:09 PM
INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS -spoiler below-
by Tacoloft
Dec 8th, 2009
02:06:57 PM
Maaaan, you ever type up a huge ass...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
02:08:49 PM
Just have to say it
by Charles Martel
Dec 8th, 2009
02:09:47 PM
Matrix Reloaded > Matrix Revolutions
by kevinwillis.net
Dec 8th, 2009
02:10:32 PM
What the fuck are you saying, Jett?
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
02:17:51 PM
Downfall
by Tacoloft
Dec 8th, 2009
02:17:55 PM
...Vlad The Impaler: Part Three Of Four Penetrating Installments
by FlickaPoo
Dec 8th, 2009
02:18:20 PM
...shit, wrong talback. My sincerest apologies...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 8th, 2009
02:19:07 PM
YackBacker
by Tacoloft
Dec 8th, 2009
02:22:14 PM
All the Pretty Horses could have been a masterpiece.
by GQtaste
Dec 8th, 2009
02:23:00 PM
Why are there movies from 1999 on this list?
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Dec 8th, 2009
02:24:40 PM
Agreed, Tacoloft= DOWNFALL is excellent
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
02:25:23 PM
Jackass is NOT greater than Basterds
by SifoDyasJr.
Dec 8th, 2009
02:26:05 PM
Downfall is a great movie
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Dec 8th, 2009
02:26:56 PM
3:10 To Yuma was superb
by Nasty In The Pasty
Dec 8th, 2009
02:31:16 PM
JESUS people, fuck, remember...
by VADER77
Dec 8th, 2009
02:32:23 PM
All power and glory to The Wire
by Kief_Ledger
Dec 8th, 2009
02:33:11 PM
Last great Christian Bale PERFORMANCE...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Dec 8th, 2009
02:33:44 PM
Why I love The Assassination Of Jesse James...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
02:36:00 PM
Matrix Reloaded
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
02:48:27 PM

by Homer Sexual
Dec 8th, 2009
02:49:40 PM
Nasty
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
02:49:52 PM
I prefer Jackass 2.
by Homer Sexual
Dec 8th, 2009
02:51:49 PM
Movie quotes of the decade
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 8th, 2009
02:53:28 PM
Full props for including Gerry
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
03:00:55 PM
I dig 3:10 To Yuma quite a bit...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
03:10:43 PM
At this rate, Glitter is going to be in Beak's...
by Rhuragh
Dec 8th, 2009
03:16:45 PM
Series 7
by rogueleader66
Dec 8th, 2009
03:23:50 PM
Homer Sexual
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
03:25:06 PM
Did anybody actually see Glitter?
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
03:30:06 PM
Matrix Reloaded has a great rampaging 40 minutes or so
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
03:32:15 PM
So many good movies in this grouping...
by DanielKurland
Dec 8th, 2009
03:39:41 PM
Jackass 2: Fake terrorist with fake beard made of pubes
by turketron_2
Dec 8th, 2009
03:40:02 PM
Gerry is completely redeemed by one scene
by jimmay
Dec 8th, 2009
03:54:13 PM
SO FAR THE ONLY MOVIE I'M SEEKING OUT FROM THESE TB'S
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
03:58:50 PM
Jaka
by peter_dickinson
Dec 8th, 2009
04:09:50 PM
I FUCKING LOVE THESE TBs
by Thrillhouse77
Dec 8th, 2009
04:10:01 PM
Amores perros, 21 Grams, Babel. 3 beautiful and brutal
by GQtaste
Dec 8th, 2009
04:10:31 PM
Up: sweet story, funny characters, but
by Dingbatty
Dec 8th, 2009
04:11:28 PM
The things you put before and after other things
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 8th, 2009
04:15:43 PM
Shopgirl
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
04:23:39 PM
Best Movie Quote of 00's is....
by tatoosh
Dec 8th, 2009
04:23:51 PM
Get going on part 4, man! Don't keep me hangin'!
by JuanSanchez
Dec 8th, 2009
04:32:12 PM
jimmay
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
04:35:26 PM
No Sexy Beast?
by BeastOfGevaudan
Dec 8th, 2009
04:35:32 PM
Death Trilogy
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
04:39:30 PM
SHORTBUS will be #1
by ZombieHeathLedger
Dec 8th, 2009
05:03:25 PM
oh and SPIDERMAN 2 SUCKSSSSSS!!!
by ZombieHeathLedger
Dec 8th, 2009
05:03:52 PM
Wow...Gerry above City of God
by Jonah Echo
Dec 8th, 2009
05:04:11 PM
thats why it's so low here, ZHL..
by Jonah Echo
Dec 8th, 2009
05:05:55 PM
Yup, Mr Beaks is going to do it
by AsimovLives
Dec 8th, 2009
05:06:39 PM
Yup, Mr Beaks is going to do it
by AsimovLives
Dec 8th, 2009
05:07:35 PM
ATINO = STINO
by AsimovLives
Dec 8th, 2009
05:08:18 PM
I was about to say "A-TEAM IN NAME ONLY"???
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
05:09:37 PM
BEAKS. YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME BRING IT ON IS BETTER
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
05:15:37 PM
3:10 TO YUMA IS GREAT, AND BALE IS STILL A GOD, BUT
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
05:17:54 PM
GQ - GREAT LIST, EXCEPT YOU FORGOT 500 DAYS OF SUMMER
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
05:18:46 PM
Good List
by bondurant
Dec 8th, 2009
05:26:50 PM
I didn't care for 500 Days of Summer
by ZombieHeathLedger
Dec 8th, 2009
05:34:36 PM
Spike Lee's WHEN THE LEVEES BROKE
by Red Dawn Don
Dec 8th, 2009
05:38:52 PM
Spiderman 2
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 8th, 2009
05:40:24 PM
Aw, look at that...
by ebonic_plague
Dec 8th, 2009
05:44:43 PM
Beer Fest is funnier than Jackass
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 8th, 2009
05:45:16 PM
NEW AVATAR TRAILER: BEST ONE YET
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
05:45:36 PM
THE INCREDIBLES
by Red Dawn Don
Dec 8th, 2009
05:46:51 PM
Ebonic Plague
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 8th, 2009
05:48:02 PM
ZHL - DON'T BE AN ASS, MAN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 8th, 2009
05:48:15 PM
Correction
by Red Dawn Don
Dec 8th, 2009
05:48:47 PM
Good list...Jesse James is an amazing fucking movie
by klinteastwood
Dec 8th, 2009
05:50:37 PM
And Team America better be somewhere in the list!!!
by klinteastwood
Dec 8th, 2009
05:52:25 PM
Check out this never before seen Team America trailer!
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
05:52:28 PM
what do you all think about "Waking Life"
by animas
Dec 8th, 2009
05:57:05 PM
I thought it was a good movie.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
06:08:49 PM
I'd like to see Harry's list
by Adelai Niska
Dec 8th, 2009
06:09:20 PM
The Assasination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
by BadMrWonka
Dec 8th, 2009
06:12:49 PM
The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
by AsimovLives
Dec 8th, 2009
06:16:20 PM
The Proposition - Best Western EVER
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
06:23:12 PM
Jett - Did you work on Napoleon Dynamite?
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
06:30:09 PM
Westerns for the decade...
by Rhuragh
Dec 8th, 2009
06:35:56 PM
Tiger Woods has been playing 9 Holes
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
06:36:01 PM
There are so many good movies Beaks didn't mention....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
06:49:13 PM
So what films has he not picked yet?
by fiester
Dec 8th, 2009
06:51:49 PM
The only good thing about these articles...
by Rhuragh
Dec 8th, 2009
06:53:39 PM
no royal tenenbaums love?
by ludmir88
Dec 8th, 2009
06:57:15 PM
Rhuragh, good choices
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
07:05:33 PM
fiester, you've mentioned way too many 90s movies
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
07:06:16 PM
Beck lover? Please....
by Chemicals
Dec 8th, 2009
07:06:57 PM
STINO: SPHINCTER TONGUEING IS NORMAL in OPORTO
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
07:15:11 PM
Jaka, nice write up on Jesse James
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 8th, 2009
07:27:38 PM
Alright, let's get down to business....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
07:32:04 PM
BSB- Nope, 500 Days bored me and Zoey D. is 'meh'
by ZombieHeathLedger
Dec 8th, 2009
07:32:50 PM
Any love for OPEN RANGE (2003)?
by MetalMickey
Dec 8th, 2009
07:35:04 PM
Right off the bat...
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
07:35:33 PM
Just watched "The Host"
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 8th, 2009
07:37:23 PM
Some more that should be there....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
07:42:26 PM
Rhuragh - 3 Burials Of Melquiades Estrada
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
07:51:57 PM
Some more...
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
07:53:05 PM
Franky_Four_Fingers, anything dubbed is awful
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
07:53:16 PM
Chakraborty "THE VILLAGE (yes, THE VILLAGE, I said it)...."
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
07:58:03 PM
What about...
by imagin78
Dec 8th, 2009
07:59:12 PM
The Village
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
08:00:44 PM
Some more...
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:05:19 PM
The Village...
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:06:11 PM
Whether you figured out the surprise ending or not....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:10:39 PM
MAN I love The Proposition
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
08:13:36 PM
Franky_Four_Fingers, most welcome
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
08:14:10 PM
The Village is one of those movies that's ahead of its time....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:14:29 PM
Battlefield Earth
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
08:19:34 PM
Fact
by Hendrix4747
Dec 8th, 2009
08:21:11 PM
Some more....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:25:19 PM
The Village.... really?
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
08:28:53 PM
One of the best parallels....
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:46:15 PM
Chakraborty, no it sucked because it RELIED on the twist
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
08:49:32 PM
And it's not ahead of its time
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
08:52:33 PM
OK, you had me until...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
08:53:33 PM
Star Wars prequels have deeper allegory than The Village
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
08:58:47 PM
The Village doesn't rely on the twist
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
08:59:48 PM
"They're my escape. My happy place."
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
09:02:28 PM
I enjoyed THE VILLAGE
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
09:16:07 PM
City of God and Pan's this low?
by DougMcKenzie
Dec 8th, 2009
09:18:38 PM
Fuck The Village
by Crow3711
Dec 8th, 2009
09:36:42 PM
The Village Is Ahead of Its Time If...
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
09:43:16 PM
The Village Is Ahead of Its Time If...
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
09:43:20 PM
The Village Is Ahead of Its Time If...
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
09:43:21 PM
Chakraborty
by BadMrWonka
Dec 8th, 2009
09:44:46 PM
Roger Ebert also loved Hollywood Homicide
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
09:52:10 PM
Hollywood Homicide isn't as bad as the Village
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
10:01:54 PM
"does win you points when it's"
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
10:02:58 PM
Chakraborty
by BadMrWonka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:03:54 PM
Hey Yack
by white_vader
Dec 8th, 2009
10:05:43 PM
rogueleader66
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2009
10:06:30 PM
Great picks
by SoloT613
Dec 8th, 2009
10:13:22 PM
Bad Wonka, Ebert's review doesn't explain or give any analysis o
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
10:14:46 PM
Ebert gives a very professional analysis
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
10:26:27 PM
All Hail King Ebert!!!
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
10:28:59 PM
Chakraborty, uhhhhh
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:29:28 PM
And it's not so bad that the movie relies on its twist
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
10:29:30 PM
Two things. First, what Mattman Returns said.
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:36:47 PM
I have a strange question....
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
10:38:31 PM
white_vader, re: THE VILLAGE
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
10:39:23 PM
Battle Royale and 2046...
by GravyAkira
Dec 8th, 2009
10:40:36 PM
lol GravyAkira
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:43:26 PM
GravyAkira.....not an Asian Fetish???
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
10:43:29 PM
Is someone using lol?
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
10:44:46 PM
Apocalypto & Open Range
by Chemicals
Dec 8th, 2009
10:45:33 PM
I'm probably older than you and I'll use...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:48:53 PM
The Village was predictable as hell
by Continentalop
Dec 8th, 2009
10:49:55 PM
The Open Range romance definitely...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
10:51:07 PM
3 Burials Of Erik Estrada was a HORRIBLE movie
by Nasty In The Pasty
Dec 8th, 2009
10:55:30 PM
Jaka....we all have needs....
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
10:57:22 PM
Best Robert Duvall line in Open Range: "Wake up, boys..."
by Nasty In The Pasty
Dec 8th, 2009
10:58:27 PM
Will there be a BOTTOM 100 movies of the decade?
by Nasty In The Pasty
Dec 8th, 2009
10:59:13 PM
charabicharabia, for sure, for sure
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:03:01 PM
Nasty.....don't we all LOVE to hate....
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
11:03:05 PM
Thanks Jaka....you are my new AICN BFF ! :-D
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
11:04:03 PM
I'd put some of Beaks' top 100 in that bottom 100 list
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:04:28 PM
13 Great Horror Movies for the decade for that guy
by liesandpicturesofalsolies
Dec 8th, 2009
11:09:27 PM
Jaka, when did you start posting on AICN?
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:09:37 PM
PONTYPOOL is a great "horror" movie
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:10:35 PM
Jaka, uhhhh
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
11:18:59 PM
I shall check out Pontypool and perhaps...
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
11:19:17 PM
Still waiting to see Pontypool
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
11:19:27 PM
YackBacker, ay thanks
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:21:47 PM
Nolan films - for the Decade
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:23:31 PM
Chakraborty
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:24:25 PM
Chakraborty, more to the point
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:26:59 PM
Jaka...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:28:24 PM
Musashi, agreed re: Nolan
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:28:30 PM
Miyamoto_Musashi
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
11:29:51 PM
He hasn't made a bad movie
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
11:30:52 PM
Wow... Gerry?
by army_of_me
Dec 8th, 2009
11:31:33 PM
DocMorb
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:32:18 PM
"because the trailer promised scary monsters"
by MattmanReturns
Dec 8th, 2009
11:32:31 PM
Is there an actor who's had a perfect decade?
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
11:32:34 PM
Harry's top 5 for the decade - my guess
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:32:58 PM
I don't want to take you out of your happy place, Jaka
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
11:34:09 PM
iamnicksaicnsn
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
11:35:47 PM
Mattman returns...who has done that twist a million times before
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
11:35:57 PM
Chakraborty, like I said....
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:36:15 PM
Jaka
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:36:49 PM
Eh, The Zone user panel says....
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:37:21 PM
Oh, heh. Well color me...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:37:57 PM
Peace, Jaka...sorry if I'm being adversarial
by Chakraborty
Dec 8th, 2009
11:38:18 PM
iamnicksaicnsn- I'll nominate George Clooney
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:38:58 PM
Somewhere around 65 pages.
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:39:06 PM
iamnicksaicnsn - much harder with actors
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:39:17 PM
Nope, nope. I get this...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:41:03 PM
The Village?
by Homer Sexual
Dec 8th, 2009
11:41:13 PM
65 pages! Dude...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:41:45 PM
Jaka, you're here now, that's what matters
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:42:27 PM
Leo DiCaprio - not a bad list for the decade, except that Don's
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:44:05 PM
Daniel Day Lewis
by animas
Dec 8th, 2009
11:44:10 PM
Beaks....any best of list
by blackhole4140
Dec 8th, 2009
11:44:24 PM
Viggo had a great decade...
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:44:49 PM
Maaaan, Paul had some bad ones, too.
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:46:10 PM
Jake....I copied and pasted the last post link...
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:47:43 PM
Matt Damon is disqualified for STUCK ON YOU
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:48:47 PM
Ahhh Viggo, he'll always be Tex from TCM 3 to me
by NotoriousBettyRage
Dec 8th, 2009
11:49:00 PM
*sorry Jaka*
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:49:19 PM
iamnick - that's a great question !
by charabicharabia
Dec 8th, 2009
11:49:40 PM
Russell Crowe had a great decade
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:50:42 PM
George Clooney's is pretty solid
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
11:50:49 PM
YackBacker
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:51:06 PM
Kevin Spacey went tits-up in the 2000s
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:53:21 PM
No worries Doc, but it still perplexes me
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:55:29 PM
Is Frequency in your top 25?
by TheMcflyFarm
Dec 8th, 2009
11:55:38 PM
From an actor's perspective I would agree Clooney is the man
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:55:43 PM
In Clooney's defense
by YackBacker
Dec 8th, 2009
11:55:46 PM
I was just thinking that Yack!
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 8th, 2009
11:57:46 PM
charabicharabia
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:57:53 PM
DDL would be like having the best DH
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 8th, 2009
11:58:28 PM
Smug Alert was just on WGN
by Jaka
Dec 8th, 2009
11:58:34 PM
Jaka
by DrMorbius
Dec 8th, 2009
11:59:21 PM
Benicio Del Toro did pretty ok.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 9th, 2009
12:00:03 AM
I will say this- DDL is the best actor working today
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
12:00:24 AM
Holy fuck, I just ate a sleeve of Saltine crackers
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
12:01:23 AM
Wow. Clooney does have a GREAT..
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:02:58 AM
I thought Tom Cruise would be a pick out of left field
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 9th, 2009
12:04:50 AM
Anybody remember Spacey's Oscar speech?
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:08:40 AM
Too many "ands"...
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:09:45 AM
WATCH THAT SODIUM INTAKE YACK
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
12:10:01 AM
That's a lot of crackers....
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:10:56 AM
Yeah Jaka, you killed yourself
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 9th, 2009
12:11:20 AM
TYLER PERRY MAKES A STRONG CASE FOR OWNING THE 2000'S
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
12:15:01 AM
I just chugged some Seltzer
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
12:15:36 AM
OK, seriously.
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:17:17 AM
IMDB says Leonardo is working on Aquaman
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 9th, 2009
12:17:50 AM
THEM best...
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:18:55 AM
THEN! Damn it.
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:19:28 AM
BEANPOLE MEME ASIDE, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS SEVERELY UNDERRATED
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
12:20:35 AM
Don't watch Big Momma's House.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Dec 9th, 2009
12:21:51 AM
THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED (2005)
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
12:23:10 AM
I'm back...one last thing, Jaka....
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
12:29:52 AM
Dr Morbius - moi? Française???
by charabicharabia
Dec 9th, 2009
12:36:02 AM
charabicharabia
by DrMorbius
Dec 9th, 2009
12:40:37 AM
Yack: Brody givin' you the willies
by white_vader
Dec 9th, 2009
01:07:47 AM
What the fuck?
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 9th, 2009
01:12:18 AM
The Village
by WIREDJACKS
Dec 9th, 2009
02:10:45 AM
You grandiloquent DICK!
by TiPPiDa
Dec 9th, 2009
02:12:58 AM
No, Ridley Scott owns the 2000s
by Adelai Niska
Dec 9th, 2009
02:14:13 AM
Chakraborty
by BadMrWonka
Dec 9th, 2009
02:22:54 AM
Nolan still for me, Ridley with more
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
03:09:43 AM
Best Director of the aughts...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
04:12:59 AM
Someone asked about Horror films for the decade...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
04:28:36 AM
Bleh...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
04:30:45 AM
Also, Shyamalan sucks.
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
04:39:20 AM
Lubezki is my fav Cinematographer
by animas
Dec 9th, 2009
04:46:15 AM
JettL93
by gotilk
Dec 9th, 2009
05:04:50 AM
Regarding Shyamalan
by Drsambeckett1984
Dec 9th, 2009
05:15:16 AM
animas
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
06:35:12 AM
Ridley did have an amazing decade
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 9th, 2009
06:54:18 AM
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT CHASE CREDIT CARD COMMERCIAL?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
07:02:23 AM
I CUT UP MY AMEX CARD BECAUSE OF SHAMALAN'S COMMERCIAL
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
07:05:18 AM
I WOULD COLLAPSE TOO IF I WERE TIGER'S MOTHER-IN-LAW
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
07:11:11 AM
Guy Pierce had a great decade too
by AsimovLives
Dec 9th, 2009
07:17:47 AM
Wonka
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
07:21:35 AM
CHAKRA - YOU NEED TO STOP ASSOCIATING WITH PEOPLE WHO SAY "YO"
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
07:43:57 AM
I'm talking about online
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
07:52:46 AM
Ridley Scott for the win
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 9th, 2009
07:59:39 AM
YOU BETTA NOT FORGET GOODFELLAS...
by SeXX ED
Dec 9th, 2009
08:07:46 AM
BringingSexyBack RE:SELFISH HO IN CHASE COMMERCIAL-
by SeXX ED
Dec 9th, 2009
08:11:55 AM
Goodfellas was made in 1990
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
08:14:13 AM
SeXX ED
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
08:15:48 AM
OH YEAH, SORRY...
by SeXX ED
Dec 9th, 2009
08:20:16 AM
Top 25 Animated Films
by Jonah Echo
Dec 9th, 2009
08:57:21 AM
Professionals, arise!
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
09:01:29 AM
my favorite film better be number one or else
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
09:08:08 AM
morning abom
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
09:08:44 AM
tony scott had a pretty good decade too..
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
09:13:11 AM
HOD
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
09:16:42 AM
i thought moore did a pretty good job
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
09:18:45 AM
Six Demon
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
09:24:58 AM
hey abom..
by Jonah Echo
Dec 9th, 2009
09:39:37 AM
Jonah Echo
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
09:40:50 AM
Howdy Jonah
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
09:43:18 AM
Top ten Movies of the decade:
by Sal_Bando
Dec 9th, 2009
09:44:17 AM
Abom, It probably will..
by Jonah Echo
Dec 9th, 2009
09:49:17 AM
Abom
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 9th, 2009
09:57:54 AM
HOD
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
10:02:04 AM
Beaks hurry up and post part 4
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
10:02:12 AM
Chakra, why The Village and Shamalongadingdong Suck
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:02:25 AM
I hope the tech guy
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
10:03:07 AM
Sal_Bando, you and Lockeslegs should form a group
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:05:00 AM
I'm looking forward to part four
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
10:05:00 AM
im bracing for impact with PART 4
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
10:09:57 AM
Abom - surely Beaks has filled the first three parts
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
10:13:31 AM
Has Meet the Parents made it to any of these lists yet?
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:17:32 AM
I say the Short Bus is going to be #1
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:27:11 AM
I deem these TBs the AICN HOLIDAY PARTY 2009
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
10:31:46 AM
on a serious note Asi, do you think it will be something other t
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
10:32:07 AM
I know what your about to say, Miyamoto
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:33:58 AM
....other than LOTR
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
10:34:18 AM
Has anyone seen Hustler's Star Trek?
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:35:35 AM
Anyone, AIBNers?
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
10:36:48 AM
Before Sunset got shafted.
by Mostholy
Dec 9th, 2009
10:44:46 AM
Asi
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
10:48:04 AM
SPEAKING OF PORN
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
10:50:29 AM
HERE'S A TOP QUOTE OF THE DECADE FROM LESBIAN HOMEWORK SESSION
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
10:52:50 AM
This decade of porn didn't have any masterpieces like the last d
by Miyamoto_Musashi
Dec 9th, 2009
10:53:55 AM
A Clockwork Orgy was good too
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
11:00:27 AM
500 DAYS OF SUMMER IS LIKE BEFORE SUNSET
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
11:02:53 AM
BSB, yep I got your gift all ready to go
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:11:05 AM
BSB
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
11:15:45 AM
Miyamoto
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
11:16:37 AM
Spike's Levees has been proven to be B.S.
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 9th, 2009
11:28:11 AM
THANKS FOR PUTTING THE X BACK IN XMAS, YACK
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
11:39:30 AM
Christmas is a time of miracles, Theo
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
11:42:13 AM
ABOM, SPREAD THE WORD WOULDJA
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
11:47:42 AM
Chiwetel Ejiofor had a brillaint decade too
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 9th, 2009
11:48:13 AM
This Christmas, give the gift
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
11:56:56 AM
Tigh- good call
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:57:01 AM
Don't forget TALK TO ME
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:57:39 AM
Yack, he;s one of the few that is good in everything
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Dec 9th, 2009
12:02:20 PM
The village...This girl loved it!
by Frecklesgirl
Dec 9th, 2009
12:17:10 PM
Freckles, I wanna see pictures first
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
12:22:00 PM
Spirited Away
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:25:38 PM
Chakraborty, ok then
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:44:29 PM
Transperancy
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
12:45:34 PM
OK, so, backtracking a bit...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
12:51:33 PM
That one part is unclear and inexact...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
12:53:33 PM
And while scanning the lists I missed...
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
01:00:13 PM
I'm willing to venture
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
01:06:05 PM
Abominable Snowcone
by Rhuragh
Dec 9th, 2009
01:10:37 PM
awright Hawaiian...just watched The International
by just pillow talk
Dec 9th, 2009
01:11:03 PM
BSB, an early X-MAS gift (SFW)
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
01:11:19 PM
You know what movie sucks?
by HoboCode
Dec 9th, 2009
01:19:11 PM
Sorry to hear about the STILL limited release...
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
01:21:26 PM
Equilibrium will be Beaks #1
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 9th, 2009
01:26:19 PM
DOC HOLLYWOOD
by Six Demon Bag
Dec 9th, 2009
01:36:54 PM
Funny People is 3 fucking hours?
by turketron_2
Dec 9th, 2009
01:47:12 PM
The Road, Shortbus, Session 9
by Homer Sexual
Dec 9th, 2009
01:48:25 PM
Jaka, you're comparing politicians debating...
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
02:01:58 PM
Leslie Mann's Gotta Eat!
by Stabby
Dec 9th, 2009
02:02:09 PM
And Jaka...be less repetitive....
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
02:08:44 PM
Chakraborty, denial and defeat.
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
02:13:50 PM
Jaka, Chakraborty- I salute you both
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
02:16:22 PM
Chakraborty, aahaahahaaa
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
02:16:34 PM
YackBacker, dude
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
02:18:08 PM
And just in case it wasn't clear
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
02:19:22 PM
I thought "UP" was overrated...
by Magunga
Dec 9th, 2009
02:37:16 PM
Glad to hear it Pillow
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 9th, 2009
02:47:42 PM
KISS KISS BANG BANG= FAIL!!!!!!
by Negator76
Dec 9th, 2009
02:51:25 PM
THANKS YACK - HERE'S A STOCKING STUFFER BACK ATCHA
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
03:04:25 PM
I'M DUSTING OFF THE OLD "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" SUBJECT LINE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
03:09:30 PM
I'VE HATED BUSH SINCE DAY 1
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
03:14:00 PM
The Village is the Equivalent of the present teabaggers, birther
by GQtaste
Dec 9th, 2009
03:20:20 PM
My two cents for MICHAEL CLAYTON
by Frat Boy
Dec 9th, 2009
03:24:17 PM
Top Movies in whatever order I remember them
by DustinBones
Dec 9th, 2009
03:38:59 PM
Top Movies in whatever order I remember them 2
by DustinBones
Dec 9th, 2009
03:40:01 PM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 9th, 2009
03:42:04 PM
LOL
by montijin
Dec 9th, 2009
03:44:41 PM
Jaka,...I'm just having a discussion....
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
03:56:53 PM
Thanks for the nod, Yack....
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
03:57:28 PM
And Freckles Girl....good to see one or two people like the Vill
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
03:58:39 PM
*...the Village
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
03:59:01 PM
This is the hottest news story I've read today
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
04:18:38 PM
It's safe for work, FYI
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
04:19:33 PM
Top 25 better be pretty motherfucking heavy on...
by natrlbornthrllr
Dec 9th, 2009
04:36:37 PM
Yawn lets see the inevitable Dark Knight in the top 10
by TakingScorpiosCalls
Dec 9th, 2009
04:54:08 PM
Mammaries, you HAVE formed a group-GAMBLA
by Sal_Bando
Dec 9th, 2009
05:02:38 PM
"I don't participate in flame wars." Jaka sniffed..
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 9th, 2009
05:34:51 PM
HI KOBE HOW'S IT SWINGING?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
06:04:18 PM
SAL_BANDO, YOUR KRIS KRINGLE IS ....
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
06:05:09 PM
YACK - I HAD TO DOUBLE-CHECK THE URL ON THAT ARTICLE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
06:07:15 PM
CHAKRA - YOUR KRIS KRINGLE IS ....
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 9th, 2009
06:08:28 PM
Yack, good choice with THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
06:29:56 PM
Chakraborty
by BadMrWonka
Dec 9th, 2009
06:31:33 PM
Yack, in defense of the janitor
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
06:32:58 PM
The Village: My four cents -why I liked it - I think
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 9th, 2009
06:53:04 PM
BadMrWonka, you've lost all credibility
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
07:53:54 PM
Dayum Borty
by Hey_Kobe_Tell_Me_How_My_Ass_Ta stes
Dec 9th, 2009
07:57:10 PM
This reminds me of a guy I went to school with....
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
07:57:12 PM
"The Lovely Bones" = invisible
by Rocco Curioso
Dec 9th, 2009
08:08:26 PM
C-lop, I have not seen READ MY LIPS yet
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
09:24:16 PM
Rooco, re: LOVELY BONES
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
09:27:26 PM
My problem with UNBREAKABLE was that
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
09:33:28 PM
Based on the comments here....
by Franky_Four_Fingers
Dec 9th, 2009
09:34:17 PM
By the way, Kobe...
by Chakraborty
Dec 9th, 2009
09:47:46 PM
Devout Vader, I agree
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
09:58:05 PM
The best thing about Unbreakable?
by Turingtestee
Dec 9th, 2009
10:22:27 PM
Mr. Beaks, where is your fourth part......
by lucasdefender
Dec 9th, 2009
10:29:49 PM
Bug
by Turingtestee
Dec 9th, 2009
10:31:37 PM
I'm good, just trying to map out the rest of the year
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
10:31:50 PM
Turingtestee- bingo dude
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
10:32:49 PM
Apologies for getting as heated...
by Jaka
Dec 9th, 2009
11:03:15 PM
I 'm so proud of my little D. Vader
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:05:52 PM
My problem with UNBREAKABLE is Chekov's Gun
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:09:31 PM
C-lop- watching READ MY LIPS now
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:11:24 PM
Yes I have Vader
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:18:03 PM
You're welcome Yack
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:21:00 PM
Vader, you want tips from me?
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:24:06 PM
C-lop, this movie is so fucking sinister
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:27:17 PM
Yack, I can't wait for his next film - Prophet
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:30:42 PM
Actually, DVader, the one piece of advice I can give you
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:32:46 PM
C-lop, I'm a relative noob to french cinema
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:35:30 PM
Actually I was slightly joking there Yack
by Continentalop
Dec 9th, 2009
11:42:19 PM
Hollywood stopped making consistent crime movies
by YackBacker
Dec 9th, 2009
11:49:32 PM
Chakraborty
by BadMrWonka
Dec 10th, 2009
01:19:30 AM
Nobody wants to read all this shit, BadMrWonka.
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 10th, 2009
01:57:08 AM
Conti, as a French film snob
by MorganLeafy
Dec 10th, 2009
02:28:46 AM
Agreed Motoko Kusanagi
by Chakraborty
Dec 10th, 2009
06:19:43 AM
Bad Willie Wonka
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 10th, 2009
06:38:45 AM
Damnit, Dirk, now I"m gonna have to read his post
by Chakraborty
Dec 10th, 2009
06:59:09 AM
Bad Willie Wonka and Bengali Surname
by Dirk_The_Amoeba
Dec 10th, 2009
07:06:35 AM
Why I liked The Village
by Chakraborty
Dec 10th, 2009
07:20:32 AM
I forgot the mention the score by James Newton Howard....
by Chakraborty
Dec 10th, 2009
08:31:38 AM
Jumper
by rogueleader66
Dec 10th, 2009
10:14:24 AM
Are we slamming M. Night now?
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 10th, 2009
10:43:19 AM
Lohan does not exist in this dojo
by Cobra--Kai
Dec 10th, 2009
11:15:05 AM

by Cobra--Kai
Dec 10th, 2009
11:21:42 AM
Whatever happened to M. Night as the next Spielberg?
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 10th, 2009
11:25:07 AM
Chakraborty, it must be lonely in your world
by Asimov_Lives
Dec 10th, 2009
11:28:44 AM
As Xiphos says, M. Night crawled up his own ass
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Dec 10th, 2009
12:32:18 PM
Shymalans slide.
by Homer Sexual
Dec 10th, 2009
12:59:20 PM
There Will Be Omissions
by emvan
Dec 10th, 2009
01:00:46 PM
Lohan
by rogueleader66
Dec 10th, 2009
01:25:26 PM
WHERE. IS. THE. FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lucasdefender
Dec 10th, 2009
02:03:39 PM
AsimovLives, it must be lonely in your world
by Chakraborty
Dec 10th, 2009
02:55:09 PM
rogue, I hear you, but
by Stabby
Dec 10th, 2009
03:24:49 PM
MorganLeafy
by Continentalop
Dec 10th, 2009
06:10:09 PM
Okay....I finally read through this list...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Dec 10th, 2009
06:21:23 PM
AVATAR...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Dec 10th, 2009
06:25:33 PM
FIRST MAJOR AVATAR REVIEW...
by ccchhhrrriiisssm
Dec 10th, 2009
06:26:37 PM
I am sick of hearing people bad mouth Lohan
by Continentalop
Dec 10th, 2009
06:33:34 PM
Just read the first reviews for Avatar.......
by lucasdefender
Dec 10th, 2009
10:34:03 PM
Re: Lindsay Lohan. So I heard Lindsay and Vlad The Impaler...
by FlickaPoo
Dec 10th, 2009
10:54:26 PM
Jackass The Movie!
by The_Crimson_King
Dec 15th, 2009
10:19:46 AM

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