What, Already? The Poster For STAR WARS Episode VII Is Here?! Well...
Okay, so this isn't exactly the STAR WARS poster. Rather, after Patton Oswalt's glorious rant the other day, the people at Entertainment Weekly decided to do a mock-up poster of Patton's wonderous movie, and... well... CHEWBACCA'S SEVERED HEAD. You know that's destined to be a band name at some point.
My favorite bit in the poster? All the lens flares in the Infinity Gauntlet. J. J. Abrams, you got some work ahead of you, bro. Click to enlarge!
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