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Spider-Man Is In THE AVENGERS!! Well, He's In This AVENGERS, At Least!!
Merrick here...
Not long ago, Axel Braun brought forth an XXX rated parody of STAR WARS - the teaser for which (along with one of AICN's most entertaining Talkbacks of all time) can be found HERE.
Now, Axel's back...this time focusing his bizarre brand of porny parody to THE AVENGERS. Say what you will about this undertaking as a whole, but two elements stand out in this SUITABLE FOR WORK trailer: 1) Lexington Steele very probably will make a better Nick Fury than Hasselhoff...
...and 2) that last shot of Spider-Man has more chutzpah than anything we've seen thus far from the forthcoming AMAZING SPIDER-MAN picture.
Here's AVENGERS XXX...
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...on the tip of Hawkeye's arrow?
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Fail.
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that's kind of unfortunate. Unless she really wanted to do it, of course.
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Nice work, sir.
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She's doing porn? Ha ha. I know that her and X-Pac made their own little video a few years back and released it themselves but this is porn, not some celebrity sex tape. That's hilarious. And she's playing She-Hulk? Does it get anymore perfect than that? Watching Green Cyhna getting rammed up the ass by the Hulk?
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http://teamcoco.com/video/fan-correction-dark-knight
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actually a little LESS porn like than the direct translations of the real thing seen at many a convention? Parody eh? I think these things are 'coming' to the end of their legal days.
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...meaning he actually has more than a pair of shades and a bow and arrow.
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April 25, 2012, 8:32 a.m. CST
Stupid Question: Why do Marvel, George Lucas etc allow these surely theres blatant copyright infringement going on
by harryknowlesnothingaboutfilm
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April 25, 2012, 8:33 a.m. CST
Do you think that Chynas clit gets its own costume? It's fucking massive.
by Kill List Hammertime
Shit, stick some wings on it and call it the Wasp.
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April 25, 2012, 8:38 a.m. CST
Let's hope Spidey sticks to the organic web shooters in this one
by Kill List Hammertime
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He's already got the sword, after all.
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April 25, 2012, 8:42 a.m. CST
Okay, so how many of you replayed that part where the black widow is bending down over and over again...?
by Kai_Mah'gra
...Also, chyna is doing porn now? I mean I know she did a one-time release movie a couple of years ago, but this is like mainstream porn. Also, that last shot of Hawkeye shows just how difficult it would have been for Marvel themselves to pull off a Hawkeye costume in their movie without making Renner look like a circus act. It's bad enough that Captain America looks like a blue dildo with that helmet in the real movie. And you've gotta love the exaggerated helmet they gave Thor....; almost like a 'fuck you' to Whedon for not using it in the real movie.
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April 25, 2012, 8:55 a.m. CST
Watching that did not make my Dark Knight rise at all....
by I_Snake_Plissken
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as long as you call it... A Parody... you can do whatever you want pretty much...to be acceptable as long as the title has artistic relevance to the underlying work and it does not explicitly mislead the consumer as to the source or content of the work.
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April 25, 2012, 9:18 a.m. CST
First Amendment protects parodies...The Star Wars porn was awesome!
by ZodNotGod
Although the main chick needed a boob job. The Darth Vader and Chewbacca stuff was disturbing...
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Do you have to ask if Chyna is doing porn now? Isn't wrestling, like, a cod piece away from being gay porn?
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These guys are lazy. All of that work into production value, and then they just call these things REAL MOVIE TITLE XXX. BE MORE ENTERTAINING, pornographers!
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April 25, 2012, 9:33 a.m. CST
I read somewhere Chyna's next movie will be her doing por stars dressed as wrestlers; Hogan, Macho Man etc. in a wrestling ring.
by art123guy
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April 25, 2012, 9:49 a.m. CST
It sure is a step up from the porn rip offs from back in the day..
by paul burnett
..The Fresh Tits of Bell Air,..Moonlusting. Can't remember what the Planet of the Apes one was called!
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April 25, 2012, 10:25 a.m. CST
So somebody needs to make a real superhero movie with every hero in it. Just call it a parody so you don't have to pay for any rights
by UltraTron
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..Hancock League of extraodinary genltemen There will be blood (ouch) Catch me if you can
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Chyna As she-hulk = inspired casting.
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April 25, 2012, 11:26 a.m. CST
aynrandbanned: they don't have to worry about it. You hit on it just to bitch.
by UltraTron
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April 25, 2012, 11:35 a.m. CST
Spider-Woman? I may be more excited for this than the real one, Ms Marvel looks spot on.
by the Green Gargantua
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April 25, 2012, 11:36 a.m. CST
ayn_banned , SHUT THE FUCK UP. I am so over the douche factor on this site. Go get laid, pay for t if you must.
by the Green Gargantua
the clogging in your mangina, it is effecting us all.
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What the hell? It's lit kinda competently. Hell, some of the costumes, that I thought are not translatable to screen look downright cool.
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April 25, 2012, 11:39 a.m. CST
Agree new pornographers are lazy. How about: Avengers Ass-emble!
by Joe Plumber
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April 25, 2012, 11:54 a.m. CST
This is rather sad. You`ll all be crying white tears soon enough.
by higgledyhiggles
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April 25, 2012, 11:58 a.m. CST
The Sensational SHENIS-HULK will crush the haters.
by the Green Gargantua
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April 25, 2012, 11:59 a.m. CST
Agree, These fuckers should get their asses (no pun intended) sued.
by Stalkeye
The whole idea of superhero sex parodies reek of desperation. that, and all porn stars can't act for shit even the chicks getting banged make the same also-ran moan. I heard better noises from my previous Girlfriends. I guess I must be doing something right.
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These may be trashy, but you can tell that the people behind it are absolute fans. The roster and the costumes make me more excited than the XXX stuff.
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There's nothing more cringe-inducing than porn actors trying to be funny. In the end, as with all adult films with a plot, the story elements just end up getting in the way of the parts you want to see.
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April 25, 2012, 12:01 p.m. CST
Assvengers, from the makers of such hits like Porn of the Dead and Buttwoman.
by Stalkeye
You know you want it.
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April 25, 2012, 12:13 p.m. CST
OMFG, MUST you take EVERYTHING so seriously?? This is the difference between GEEK and fucking awkward NERRRRRD TROLLS!!!
by the Green Gargantua
Of course they can't act at all, they are porno actors for fucks sake, it's retarded and funny for existing. Your lives must seriously suck to have such sand in your vaginas, it is pathetic.
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April 25, 2012, 12:26 p.m. CST
I for one, refuse to comment on this page. Wait, doh!!!
by Tikidonkeypunch
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On the contrary, People who watch or endorse silly porn parodies obviously have no life. No-fucking-imagination-whatsoever. But if that's your thing, good for you, beat off while gawking at this silly shit. Oh, and the idea of Chyna doing porn?!? Yeah, the only fitting parody in her case would be; She-Man and the masterbators of the Universe. There, fuckhead!
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April 25, 2012, 12:35 p.m. CST
Funny that the guy's name is Eric Masterson. In a Marvel porn parody. Har dee fuckin har.
by Aaron
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Chyna did a legit porn movie several months ago called "Backdoor to Chyna". Don't make me tell you what it was about!
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April 25, 2012, 3:03 p.m. CST
stalkeye , UH no one said anything about jerking it to this film or like thinking it was genius, it is just dumb fun. You are a sad little dork.
by the Green Gargantua
To Chyna? Please, it is just a hilarious thing that you are to miserable to get a chuckle from.
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April 25, 2012, 3:12 p.m. CST
previous girlfriends, really. The fact that you even typed that is evidence of your crushing solitude
by the Green Gargantua
a sad lonely angry nerd.
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April 25, 2012, 3:18 p.m. CST
yourmomsboxreturns , but this is silly and relevant because of such enormous hype.
by the Green Gargantua
now, the article on the follow up to JCVD's Cyborg? That was a dark day for this site. Why are you itching for reviews anyhow? EVERYONE across the board LOVES the film, they will get here after the smoke settles a bit and the film hits US theaters. Calm down man. It is just stupid fun, no one will tell your mom.
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is awesome...
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...was hilarious. Tom Byron's cowardly, lecherous old Obi-Wan Kenobi was a stroke of genius. Funny as hell, and even sounded like Alec Guinness. ' ' You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.... believe me, I've looked. ' ' Also, you could totally tell the filmmakers are fans. Han Solo not only shoots Greedo first, but stands over his dead body and shoots him repeatedly while saying ' ' Shoot first, and shoot often! ' ' Axel Braun is a total geek. One of the upcoming projects is a porn version of the 1970s Spider-Man vs. Superman comic with Lex Luthor and Doc Ock.
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Nope, not dead. In fact, he played Captain America in Captain America XXX, hahahaha
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Hot dudes and hot girls working up a sweat.... it's not rocket science.
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He used to work at a huge comic store in Orlando called Enterprise 1701 (now called Sci-Fi City). Nice guy. He was married to another porn actress - Maya Devine. They left Central Florida around the turn of the century to pursue their dreams. Now he's one of the Avengers! Just goes to show that comic book geeks can get laid and do great things if they put their minds to it!
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And Evan Stone is funny.
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What the hell? lol
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April 26, 2012, 1:19 a.m. CST
I care about the porn more than the actual Avengers movie!
by Mrhazard
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April 26, 2012, 2:09 a.m. CST
it looks just like The Hobbit. was this also filmed in one bazillion frames per second?
by Arcadian Del Sol
or did they both use cheap ass 2 thousand dollar porn cameras? you tell me.
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April 26, 2012, 6:49 a.m. CST
re: "I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck."
by buggerbugger
Ever get the feeling Nick Hasselfury doesn't know how this whole 'vampire' thing works?
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Bright Lights, Big Titties
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April 26, 2012, 8:47 a.m. CST
green gargantua , Uh yeah i can mention previous Girlfriends because I'm now married.Dipshit.
by Stalkeye
Also anyone getting a big chuckle from these silly pardoies obviously have boring standards when it comes to having a sense of humor. Speaking of humor and standards, Is your friend Ryan (Dunn) settling in nice n comfy in his Coffin? actually, more like an Urn since it was enough to fit his charred remains inside one. "Dueces," Bitch!
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