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So STAR WARS XXX *Isn't* STAR WARS 30??

Published at: Jan. 6, 2012, 11:50 a.m. CST

Apparently not.  Although maybe it should be?  This new trailer is more or less suitable for work, much like THIS previous teaser.   Presumably the film itself won't be suitable for work.  It shouldn't be.  It better not be.

 

 

Porny STAR WARS paraphrases I'd like to see included...

"Don't act so surprised, Your Highness..." 

"Feel The Force FLOWING through you!"  

"Your exhaust port is marked and locked in!"

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?" 

"Yub nub!" 

"Your unit has a bad motivator!"  

Go on.... 

 

 

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