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UPDATE!! RAMBO Go!?
Merrick again...
Harry has more details about whether or not there will be/could be/might be a fifth RAMBO movie HERE.
Merrick here...
About two weeks ago, Sly said he was "about 99% sure" another RAMBO movie wouldn't be happening, despite previously announced designs to the contrary (deatils HERE).
If this is the case, why is EXPENDABLES Exec Prod Boaz Davidson talking plot points in a German magazine called Deadline (the article quote below courtesy of AB king) ...
John Rambo returns home, finds out his father died.
Only a mexican family that worked for his father lives in the Rambo house, which is next to the mexican border.
The daughter of the mexican family decides to celebrate her birthday in Mexico, where she disappears.
John Rambo starts looking for her, and finds out a connection to a slave traders(?) ring.
Davidson says it will be pretty realistic and bloody again.
...why is Nu Image's site reflecting a RAMBO V artwork HERE, and why are RAMBO V posters now being seen at Cannes (thanks to everyone who sent us THIS TWITPIC LINK).
When we heard there probably wouldn't be another RAMBO picture, Sly said he was concerned that adding another movie to the franchise could negate the (admittedly contradictory) ambiguity/sense of closure provided by the fourth installment. Wonder if he's found a way around that pitfall, or if...in the end...studio politics & sheer economy are now ruling the day?
By the way, the "Extended Cut" of RAMBO 4 is now up for pre-order at Amazon (HERE
). It's said to contain 9-12 minutes of reinstated material, and some other fresh goodies. Can't wait.
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Only a mexican family that worked for his father lives in the Rambo house, which is next to the mexican border.
The daughter of the mexican family decides to celebrate her birthday in Mexico, where she disappears.
John Rambo starts looking for her, and finds out a connection to a slave traders(?) ring.
Davidson says it will be pretty realistic and bloody again.
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it was good
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May 13, 2010 9:57:58 AM CDT
This movie will be the "Across The Sea" of RAMBO!
by richard_gere_raped_my_gerbil
Noooooooooooooooooo Stallone! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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With full roles for Willis and Braunschweiger
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Liking the sound of the plot :D
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but the above plot sounds like it would happen pretty quickly following the events of Rambo
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WIth a drunken Paulie next to him yelling, "I just can't take it anymore Rock"
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Fail.
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I love dem Mexicans...
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...that came up with this one?
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This talkback will explode in
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Yeahhhhhh. that was never a good idea. This sounds good. Throw some Mexican tittie in there for good measure.
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If he can make coin off another movie, that's cool by me.
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The sales company is trying to drum up interest in a last ditch attempt that pre-sales at Cannes could get it going. Sly said it was 99% not going to happen because it does literally have a 1% shot at happening, but that is still a chance and if they get a some international pre-sales that may be enough to revive it. Stallone has accepted it almost certainly won't happen but of course the money men won't admit that.
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May 13, 2010 10:10:12 AM CDT
That's not Rambo V artwork, it's just Rambo IV artwork with the
by tronknotts
I can tell from a few of the pixels and seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Sounds like a copy of the excellent movie 'Taken'.
Substitute the Mexican Family Friend with a Daughter and you have the EXACT SAME FUCKIN FILM.
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...sorry, didn't know about the subject line's text limit.
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Doesn't take 'shop experience to tell that one....it's the same cover pic from the DVD case.
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I want to see him blow someones head off in a fashion so that the skull is still intact and flies through the air, decapitation by bullet I guess.
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I'm surprised they're not just going with the obvious symmetry/closure of having some new Iraq/Afghanistan Era badass killing machine go rogue (a disgruntled soldier becomes a domestic terrorist?) and they enlist Rambo (stepping into Trautman's boots) to bring him in or bring him down. Since this will be RAMBO V, I'll quote ROCKY V: "Old lion versus young lion." I don't want to see him risk his life for strangers again. I want to see him dealing with the inescapable reality that he's becoming an artifact of a bygone age. Then, he can gracefully wrap it up in the sixth and final film, JOHN RAMBO, in which he gets one final shot to prove himself on the battlefield when a controversial computer simulation suggests that he fight a cyborg werewolf. That's a freebie, Sly. Just send me tix to the premiere and we'll call it square.
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Can't wait till farty pants rednecks are jammin it at their local fart bars to that one."Yeah Nicklebacks is one of the best bands of all times, cheers to that eh"
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This is worse than the "Are the Twin in Transformers 3 or not?!?" back and forth debate.
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You know it.
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If Stallone won't do it.
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on bended knee I humbly bow unto thee
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I will defecate in Kroegers lifeless mouth. Lord knows enough shit's come OUT of it over the last decade
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It's like...when you have a birthday party for yourself across the border in Mexico, and you get kidnapped, and nobody notices. Doesn't really matter.
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Someone once mentioned a possible idea of JR teaching other SF at Fort Bragg, and then being pulled into an operation. That sounds like a great idea, and it would be cool to see Rambo in the dress uniform as Trautman was in First Blood.
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I think he'd be a cool character to meet, and it would add an emotional connection to the Mexican family if they'd been unofficially adopted by Rambo Sr.I don't know who'd play him, though. Too bad Lee Marvin's dead.
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That's the truth, people. Stallone's burned way too many bridges. To screw up his relationship with Avi at this point would mean unemployment. No credible studio wants to have anything to do with him.
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May 13, 2010 10:44:05 AM CDT
Isn't Rambo too fucking old to have his dad living
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How old would Rambo the Elder have to be?
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is NOT fucking Nickelback, you cocksucking pigfucker.
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I think the producers still see financial viability in such a project, given that The Expendables is generating so much buzz. If Stallone can still pull off heavy duty action like in that flick, then it must be a head-scratcher for them as to why he wouldn't do Rambo 5. It's still all up to Sly, but I think this is their way of luring him back.
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Sounds like a riff on "Commando" and 8 million other movies, but dammit, I'd be on-board with Sly/Willis/Arnold infiltrating VAL VERDE and kicking some ass.
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It all sucks
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Like no one would expect that. Oh guess what John.. Your dad is dead, sorry but you know the breaks. nothing ever works out for John Rambo. If it's positive it doesnt belong in the film. No wbe a good dog and watch over and protect the family that helped him with his farm while he was still alive.
Blahhhhhhh
Let his father live, and don't put his father into any kind of danger. That would be way to predictable.
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Nah, have Rambo live on dad's farm and groom horses and shit, and make Navajo quilts. When the Mexican thing happens, put some of the action on horseback. What? You don't want a little Poncho Villa with your Rambo? Oh and be sure to use the music of Tom Russell.
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If true, a new Rambo would be fantastic news.
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"buzz" you say? ... by sitting on the shelf while they frantically try to fix it? You're funny.
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That's right, Martin Kove, who played Ericson
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then its a band thats trying really hard to be nicklebackMFor arguments sake i'm just gonna continue to say it's nickleback
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is moistening my shaft with glistening precome
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It absolutely sucks, but still, it isn't FUCKING NICKELBACK. Nickelback is the slowly moving colon cancer of humanity.
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Kill Outside the Bun.
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He rescues uno, dos, tres, quatro mujeres. Then eats a tostada.
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And it sucks hard. But for the love of God, it isn't FUCKING NICKELBACK.
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Rambo's prized cock, Gaillo del Ciello, is stolen and killed to make pollo asado and Trautman's surrogate son goes back to hell--south of the border--to settle the score.
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Rambo powers a battered pickup truck south of the border while cranking a tape copies of Deguello and Tres Hombres by ZZTop. In Durango, he butchers 438 gauchos with a high-tech bolo, then celebrates with a nacho-filled pinanta
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Depraved minds think alike--break out the blindfolds, chicas
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May 13, 2010 11:08:38 AM CDT
Nickleback was apparently the number 1 selling band of the 00's
by bathman
I guess when your white trash you spend any welfare checks on boxed wine and nickleback CD's and you probabaly have to buy more then one copy incase one gets broken in some domestic disturbance
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Wouldn't be the first time!
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amidst real white trash. No welfare, though. And very little Nickelback. Except for Photograph. I swear to you, I literally jumped over the seat of my friend's car the other day and punched his cd player to death because that song came on the radio. He wasn't too pleased. I was, though.
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Rambo and Rocky have retired. They gave us a wonderful final farewell, and now we must let them be. Time to move on to new things.
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...yeah, I know...not Mexican.
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..."day by day".
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Rambo:Feliz Navi-DEAD is funny shit. Well played.
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That's what I'm talking about! Something like a "Man on Fire" type deal. The audience loves shit like that and it can also have him team up with Schoolboy and the British asshole merc from Rambo, who has an awesome respect for him after their last battle together. They use their underground contacts to locate John in the states and go visit him, to find out exactly what his story is. MAKE IT SO!!!!!!
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Looks shopped. ;)
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FUHHHCK YOU. Por favor.
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Next summer. The cards are green but the blood still runs red.
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"Ole', you FUCK"
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"Yeh. I believe I'll have an order of cinnamon crispas with my meximelt."
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you knew that GO means 5 in japanese?
furthermore, why not have rambo deal with the killings in juarez?
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Let the Mexican family have become part of Rambo's extended family because his old dad has been alone so long. LET RAMBO KNOW SOME HAPPINESS SHIT!! Christ why does it have to always be so depressing. Let it start off like a happy ending/beginning THEN the Mexican family's daughter goes missing...John's dad tells him he HAS to find her. It's what he does...make him proud. WOW THAT WOULD KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND BRING BACK SCHOOLBOY AND BRITISH ASSHOLE MERC TO HELP!!!
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Sorry, did I MISS the realistic Rambo films?
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I'd have Rambo shoot that bitch from Arizona with a double barrel in the asshole and fuck her with a broom stick NWA style.
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Coming next summer. The Matador of the Machine Gun...is back. And this time, he's fighting for his chihuahua.
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seems to me Sly was actually excited to make his 'super-wolf-soldier' rambo movie, then tested the waters and saw a pretty big blacklash. (because, c'mon sly, rambo shouldnt be fighting super-wolf-soldiers) then he tried a few different ideas, pouted a bit, and said "nah, no more rambo."however, after seeing rambo 4, i think the rambo character still has some life in him. just make sure the script is good.
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In a non Rambo story? Maybe not anymore though.
Too Predator.
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I find it funny that ever time I click on a talkback for anything that has to do with Sly I see you bitching about how fucking "broken" a flick The Expendables is and how Sly is unwanted in Hollywood (how is that a bad thing? Fuck Hollywood) shut the fuck up! Go post in the Sex In the City 2 talkback. We love old 80's style action. YOU DONT! We dont care. Go away.
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Jive talkin twin robots who say that can't read? I'll only watch it if there are jive talkin robots.
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He's dismayed by all the racial profiling being done here for the sake of humor. Then he nearly choked on his gordita and Corona holding back a laugh
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May 13, 2010 11:36:00 AM CDT
"DON'T PUSH IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A WAR YOU WON'T BELIEVE"
by bringingsexyback
"Now give me my Gordita."
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Make it a comedy about this grizzled Vet returning to city life in America, and trying to get laid for the first time since he was too obsessed with gunfire and being tortured to do so 'til now. Oh, and during one prelude where he's about to finally get some...the woman brings out some S&M stuff and ties him up starts to whip him...he has a 'Nam flashback and goes ballistic, thereby ruining his closest chance of getting some punanee. Comedy ensues.
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I miss Taco Bueno.
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May 13, 2010 11:38:57 AM CDT
CNN REPORTS: ALL ETHNIC STUDIES CLASSES CANCELLED IN AZ
by bringingsexyback
Because Rambo killed every ethnic in AZ.
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Out here it's refried beans.
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...perhaps you have been to a Taco Bell® before, hmm? [No answer] Do you wish to give your order?
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I beat ya to the "kill outside the bun" a few posts back--but the "no stranger to pain" tops it.
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Put it in his eye.
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That would be perfect.
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...who came in here here and spilled his guts and crapped out everything he had, wants! TO NOT GET FUCKING SALMONELLA FROM UNDERCOOKED CHICKEN...THAT'S WHAT I WANT!!
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...that up I fell behind.
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They taught him to ignore pain. But south of the border, the world's most dangerous man may not be able to spread his asscheeks far enough to rid himself of the lunch he had at Nuevo Acupulco.
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May 13, 2010 11:47:50 AM CDT
Will there be a scene of him welding a lethal spork?
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...but when will we get a sequel to Over The Top?
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...that would make a billy goat puke. But even an iron constitution won't help the world's most dangerous man survive a week of dining south of the border...
HECTOR: John, my friend. I see that you are not eating. Do you not like the enchiladas?
RAMBO: I'm no tourist..but this stuff is a little 'muy caliente' for me. How do you eat this?
HECTOR: Ah, but I am no billy goat
RAMBO: Yeah, but don't you get tired of wipin' your ass?
HECTOR: Ah, humor my friend! Very good. I see that nothing gets past you.
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Revenge has a new name.
And a side of sour cream and chives.
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It WILL happen.
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...representative...we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? We're deeply sorry about the incident with the undercooked chicken guesadilla. Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up!
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Rambo: Where did you come from Sir?
Trautman: Taco Bell.
Rambo: I tried to get in touch with you, but the guy's at Taco Bell never knew where to find you.
Trautman: You know I haven't been spending much time there lately, they've got me down at Frito/Lay I'm shining a seat with my ass.
Rambo: I wish I was back at Taco Bell now.
Trautman: We'll talk about that when you come in.
Rambo: I can't do that Sir.
Trautman: Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians.
Rambo: There are no friendly civilians!
Trautman: But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me.
Rambo: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit federale! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.
Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John.
Rambo: They drew first mild sauce, not me.
Trautman: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there!
Rambo: They drew first mild sauce...
Trautman: Rambo, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Rambo! Acknowledge!
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You bastard I can't stop laughing
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"You want me to show my papers?! Meet my friend Machete."
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MARIA: John, to dance the forbidden dance in my village means death.
RAMBO: I've danced with death before.
MARIA: No; not like this. No man's asshole should be made to stretch so far
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then Machete Versus The Human Centipede
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TRAUTMAN: John, I told you I'd get you out of this hellhole if I could
JOHN: In here sir, at least I know where I stand.
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Considering how great this man has been to us over the years, how much love he's given this site, Sly, if by some chance you're reading this, know that we're with you either way. Rambo 5, Son of Rocky, Expendables vs. Osama Bin Laden or something new altogether, we're with you, sir.
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What would you call it if the Doctor forced the Japanese guy to felate him, while some other dude got the caboose chick from behind? A pentapede?
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GOMEZ: John Rambo, in thanks for what you have done for my village, we give you this sombrero.
RAMBO: Thanks, Gomez. [puts on hat] But I should probably tell you that when I get close to people and they give me things, usually they die like, in the very next scene
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But sir, the mexican buffet only goes from 4-7pm. Would you like to try something off our value menu? Southwestern melts are only 1.99 and come with crispas
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GOMEZ: Ah yes, it's a custom--encierra...the running of the bulls, like in Pamplona. Phillipe participates every year, a tradition in his family.
RAMBO: Phillipe's gonna get a 'running over of the balls' if he doesn't let Maria go...and send her home with a six-pack of hardshelled tacos, stuffed with fresh crisp iceburg lettuce, ripe minced tomatoes, and chocolate-coated pussyjuice -
If it dies, it dies.
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Trautman: John where are you going?
Rambo: Taco Bell.
Trautman: You'll get fourth meal for this.
[Rambo looks over at the rescued POWs]
Rambo: You should give it to them. They deserve it more.
Trautman: You don't belong here why don't you come back with me?
Rambo: Back to what? My friends died here, let me die here.
Trautman: The war, the whole conflict may have been wrong but damn it don't hate your country for it.
Rambo: Hate? I'd die for it.
Trautman: Then what is it you want?
Rambo: I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want! And I want 2 Chicken Burritos, a Big Beefy 5 Layer Burrito, Bacon Ranch Tortada, Fresco Steak Soft Taco, Cheesy Gordita Crunch, and a large Baja Blast Mountain Dew.
Trautman: How will you live, John?
Rambo: Day by day.
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Guy I saw a screening of it and it's a mess!
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...Taco Bell® customer relations/complaints department phone operators...Who do you think this man is? God? No. God would have mercy. He won't.
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I worked for NuImage, as well as for the dreaded Randy Emmett of Emmett/Furla Films, and those guys are just a bunch of blow-hards. They had artwork for Red Sonja and were throwing around names like Lindsay Lohan before they even had a script or got hold of Lohan's agent. They have artwork in their office for pipe dream movies that they leak out onto the net to build their name, but their follow-through is awful. I'd bet anything we do NOT see this movie.
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Every one of you.
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because he will be the heart of the movie.create some strong,dramatic scenes between a father and his son who hasnt seen for years,give content to the movie apart from action.
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Real cheese. Real Mexican.
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I'm down for some more hardcore violent Rambo action!
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Finally! Rambo V is saved! Thank you Sly!
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It'll add layers of depth and drama.
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Luis: Rain?
Juan: No my friend. Tornado.
Luis: Mios dios!
Juan: Si...Rambo Diablo. The storm without rain. Just thunder...and lightning...and winds of fire. It will blow down from the mountains and engulf us...
Luis: Ha! Now you're just talking foolishness. Finish your chalupa, gringo--or I'll pound your sister's pinata.
Juan: Leave me sister out of this
Juan: Hear wha----
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A Giant Vietnamese Squid-Lion Robot.
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Juan: Hear wha---
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Make IT NOW!!!
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Barry Corbin
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1274320384/nm0179224
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Rambo: "That's me."
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Sylvester is only 6 years younger roflmao.
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...that he's YOUNGER than Stallone...
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Juan: "No esta snakes. Dick veins."
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Let me just say that Rambo is the best Taco Bell employee I've ever seen. A pure taco-making machine with only one desire - to satisfy an appetite that someone else lost. And if winning means he has to serve food which induces explosive diarrhea - he'll induce explosive diarrhea. No fear, no regrets. And one more thing, what you choose to call Bell, he calls home.
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RAMBO: When I get out of these ropes, Scorpio, I'll give you a war you won't believe.
SCORPIO: Ha ha ha, I'm sure you will, Senor Rambo. But you have it wrong, you see? I am a doctor. A scientist, not a madman. And here at Old El Paso ranch we conduct...experiments. For the betterment of science and medicine. Really, I'm an artist
RAMBO: Only an artist of death, you fucking butcher.
SCORPIO: You're one to talk. But enough of this--I think it is time for you to meet a friend of mine, Senor Rambo.
RAMBO: What th---
SCORPIO: My sweet 3-dog.
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Indy had james bond as his father, give rambo dirty harryAlthough i think eastwood isn't too much older then sly, it could still work because clint looks like death warmed over latley
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Still doesn't stop me from LMAO.
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Human centipede reference
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I'm not altogether against having another Rambo, if it is as cool as the last one.
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Movies that deal with Mexico usually are straight to DVD jobs.
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You loco guy.
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They tried to make her their white slave.
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that james4543 posted.. unless you like MAJOR spoilers. not mad at you james, mad that they didnt bother putting a spoiler warning on that review.
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they did have a spoiler alert. im an idiot.
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They left him for dead, but now the mariachi of machine guns is back...with a compound bow in his guitar case and a bad case of heartburn.
RAMBO: Why are you pushing me? I haven't done anything to you.
FEDERALES: What'd you say? What? Listen, I do the talking around here. You wouldn't likeit here anyway. It's a...quiet little town. But that's the way we like it, senor--don't need a jumping bean like you in our salad.
RAMBO: Got any Pepto-Bismol? That fucking chimichanga is turning my insides out and is about to cross the Rio Grande if you know what I mean...
FEDERALES: You mean...ohhno you do---
RAMBO: BleaagaARARRGAGGHHsquirrrrrt
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That songbird can use my face for a bicycle seat all summer long, if you catch my meaning, and I think you do.
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Just so that I can hear him say "Vaya con dios" again before Rambo guts him with a really long knife.
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as he takes on Mantiev war survivor OBMAR
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STOP TEASING MY COCK
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Zooey just got done cleaning my sink. I'll send her over when she's done scrubbing out the toilet...and swallowing my effluence
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If you catch my meaning too, no doubt you do ...
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My thoughts on Perry music: Katy's got a nice set of zoombas and legs.
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and spit it into Zooey's mouth, then I would melt hot wax onto her intimate areas, and tickle her with a feather while reading bad poetry to her, and then the defiling of Buddy the Elfs wife would occur.
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I see people all the time walking two, three dogs on leashes at the same time.
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May 13, 2010 1:30:55 PM CDT
First off, the interview is probably a couple of months old and
by return_of_fett
Secondly, that poster art is clearly cheap, thrown together Photop shit, probably pushed by Lionsgate just for interest's sake. Or maybe the deal just recently fell through and the word didn't go all the way down the line to whomever is responsible for making those crappy posters.Either way, I'll take Sly's word over anyone else's because without him, there IS NO Rambo.
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let it go. Seriously.
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A Ramboized Taken sounds fucking awesome and I'd love to see it.
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I could have Zooey wear a Katy mask on BACK of head, so that when she turns over...it's the illusion of Katy, but really Z is still the recipient of lovesnake
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Let it go? Rambo, mexican food, or Zooey?
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May 13, 2010 1:33:00 PM CDT
RAMBO: "SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM"
by bringingsexyback
"And I don't talk to anybody. Sometimes a day. Sometimes a week. Mostly it's because I don't habla Espanol."
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It is happening. Lionsgate has already locked a release date...
May 5, 2011
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and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "No." And I went to get a couple of delicious extra spicy burritos, Joey had the trots somethin' fierce, and the commode was wired, and he lifts up the toilet seat, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just....like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy to Taco Bell!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs! All I see is refried beans, parts of ass and leg, and blood."
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You can envision the fucking meeting in some cold, sterile producers meeting room. Hey, Taken made a shitload of money and Sly still seems to be tinkering with the idea of another Rambo movie; why don;t we just combine the two?" "How do we do that? Rambo aint gots no kiddies." "Well we just start where the last one left off, but when Rambo walks into the house he finds out his dad is dead and...." i know there aren;t a lot of original ideas left out there, but this is just about one of the most blatant grab the cash and run rip-off ideas I've heard in a long time. In the last few years I've come to hope that I could expect a little more out of Sly, maybe he's just as bad as all the rest of 'em.
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Fuck yes, Professional. I still can't get on over at AIBN (not from work anyway).
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What are you getting, some 404 message or something?
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niece in there whom he wants to establish a family tie with: 30 something, pretty independent and mature, not a Megan Fox type. I imagined at the end of Rambo that she'd be running the farm solo.
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You guys need to get DGDB to make a guest appearance once in a while ...
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have her be kidnapped and raped, but the kind or rape where its really hot cause one boob is popped out and bouncing up and down and she is crying, then have rambo get all "nothing is over!" and he kills a bunch of guys to save natalie
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Funny shit. just when for a moment, I thought you lost the edge during the TF2 talkback now comes the Rambo nacho/taco/fritos/burritos scenarios.Two Byewws up!
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Move to the left, it's IV, move to the right, it's V. You've seen it in trading cards and posters for 3d films as well as the ads above the slurpee machine.
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Yeah, your typical Windows "cannot connect" message. I reviewed my security settings, all appears OK. Thought maybe work was blocking sites with metadata containing language / certain terms, etc. But that wouldn't make sense (since I can get HERE just fine). Then it occurred to me our work server may be blocking me because of the bdwdth I upload there. I dunno? Haven't been able to go there in like three weeks. I can log on at home just fine, but work is where I usually do the writing/ posting, etc Bale's work.
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that'skind of a weird, creepy scenario. But I laughed. Hey, it's Nat. She's my gurl.
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I could fly a gunship. Back here I can't even get a job smearing refried beans on a fucking tortillaAAAARRRHHGGHHHH!
[collapses to floor, sobbing]
I can't take it. I can't take it. Every night. All the same. Voices, "Can I have some extra packets of mild?" -
at the 7-11. God bless Meh-hee-co.
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BEE-YEW BEE-YEW BEE-YEW!
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Take that scene of "Big Joe Grizzly" Ken Foree taking a dump at the truck stop from Zombie's Halloween and just insert it into Rambo 5. Just because. I'm telling you it'll work.
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May 13, 2010 2:10:27 PM CDT
I don't think there's any way I'm not eating Taco Bell today
by jackslater4
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I just caught me a Mexican and tatooed this thread on his back with my hunting knife. It's a keeper! Cheers for the jokes boys...
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John, you almost make me forget about tacos!
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I'm just sayin' is all, I wish she'd get raped more in movies, it would put asses in the seats- no doubt!
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Rambo and Stallone suck dick.
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It must be some kind of subliminal message but i want taco bell soooo bad right now
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....fighting words!
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That's how bad the economy is.
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BIG FUCKING DICK!
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right in the tortilla.
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May 13, 2010 2:20:30 PM CDT
And after he shit in the tortilla, he garnished it with
by colonelfatheart
the cheese from around the head of his dick.
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BOLD WORDS
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gay porn with guns instead of weiners.
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how the hell do you bold in these piece of crap talkbacks?
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boldness.
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....that's a bold faced lie!
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and then lick the inside of their bra cups when they are not at home
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WAITER: Ola, Senor Rambo. The usual table, I see. Es muy caliente, no?
RAMBO: Si. Muy.
WAITER: Would you care to see our menu?
RAMBO: What's that on the radio?
WAITER: Ahh, Gerardo Nunez. Very famous flamenco guitarist.
RAMBO: I...like it. He's not expendable.
WAITER (laughing): No, no he is not. Ah, more drink for you, senor?
RAMBO: Could I get one of those little umbrellas for my fruity-drink?
WAITER: Oh I am sorry, senor, but we are all out of th---
RAMBO: GHnNNNNAAHHHHHH!
BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA -
... BOLD.
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RAMBO (to thug): You're gonna get me more sangria, or I'm gonna shove this up your ass.
THUG: Wh-wh-what is that thing?
RAMBO: A light. It lights up. -
to save money. What do you wanna do?
Rambo: Fuck 'em
BOOM -
Done, and done.
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MURDOCK: blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah...colonel, is he even listening?
RAMBO: So that's two soft tacos, one bean burrito, one meximelt, one sprite and one diet coke. Is that all? -
Cleveland Steamers.
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but i'm ok with that because i like the idea of them having to serve me, there is a half retarded black guy that works there too but i feel sorry for him because it's not his falt he was born black
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BANKS: They move us around a lot. What year is it, anyway?
RAMBO: 2010. The Taco Bell chihuahua is dead.
BANKS: NNOOOOOOOooooooo! -
CO BAO: You take me, Rambo? We go together?
RAMBO (nods): Yeah.
CO BAO: You take me wit you?
RAMBO: Yeah.
CO BAO: And you not forget me?
RAMBO: No--and don't worry. The drive-thru is open until 3am. So you'll get your fuckin tostada -
and have rambo find out he's a dad. to get this... tripletes!hillarity ensures when rambo and his threee boys (named Rimbi, Rombo and Ram-Rim) have to go to mexico to save their mom from the evil El guapo
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Good luck with Expendables and this one, Mr. Stallone. You're one of the good ones.
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RAMBO: Day by day. Watching reruns of Villa Alegre while wearing a sombrero, eating a taco with one hand and beating a pinada with the other, bottle of tequila in my lap with the guave worm waiting for me at the bottom...
TRAUTMAN: That wasn't quite what I meant, John.
RAMBO (sobbing): What do you WANT from ME? If they'd BEEN ME and they'd BEEN there working at Old El Paso they'd know what the HELL they was talkin' a-BOUT. Who are they to refried beans, huh? Who are they? -
TACO BELL CASHIER: I can't...there's like twenty fuckin' people at the counter! It's not my fault--they aren't GOIN' anyplace!
GAULT: You don't fry these beans right, I swear ta GAWD I'm aw kee-aul you.
CASHIER: Gulp.
RAMBO (steps up to counter): All I want is somethin' ta eat.
GAULT (nudges aside Cashier, addresses Rambo): You gone TAWK to ME, boy. I'm startin' ta dislike you. A LOT. (looks at dogtag) Soldier boy. Rambo. John J? You want some pepsi with your meximelt, John J.?
RAMBO: GHhhnnanaaAAAHHHHHH
BUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDABUDDA -
Kill outside the bun,lmfao.
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RAMBO (to thug on the floor): I want you to meet my three friends, poncho.
THUG: Thr....three friends?
RAMBO (whipping out his dick): Yeah. Harry and the ball brothers (pees on thug's face, shoots in head) -
was s'posed to be a Three Amigos reference in there. Shee-it I'm out of steam. You know, like they use on the softshell tacos.
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(chick-CHACK!) Fuck em!
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Been toooo long.
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Let this saga finish at Rambo 4. It had the perfect ending.
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...deep down I know I owe it all to ST and Subs, our Crick and Watson.
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"I could fly a gunship. Back here I can't even get a job smearing refried beans on a fucking tortillaAAAARRRHHGGHHHH!"
Like you said the other day Cone, coffee, meet keyboard. -
Taco Bell customers will be inexplicably spontaneously laughing at the TB Drive-Thru.
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http://www.maximumawesome.com/images/s2-grimlocktaco1.jpg
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I would love to see Rambo slaughtering some Mexican slavers. John Rambo: Illegal Alien (in Mexico that is).
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Sure it'll make some dought but don't they understand that in this day and age people will just end up pirating these sequels. I mean come on, you're gonna have the same dude going on another killing spree for the 5th time in th character's life. Its ridiculous even for a series such as this.
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You frighten me.
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As long as they keep it kind of simple like the last one. Not a lot of co-stars or forced romantic situations,just Rambo on a mission. You can throw some other dudes in there to help but you don't have to go over board. I say put it in a setting like New York or L.A with Rambo going after some terrorist. It can even be neo nazi's or some other kind of home grown terrorist if they are afraid to offend the foriegn market. There are enough creeps out there for Rambo to straight up murder with no remorse. Have him go after some kiddie porn people like Nic Cage did in 8MM. As long as Rambo is dispatching bad guy's I could give a shit how old Stallone is. The man is in excellent condition.
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Holy shit! Can you imagine if they had the budget to Benjamin Button/Professor X Stallones ass for a fucking hardcore 'nam flashback? Best. Movie. Ever.
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Fast, filling and explosive, and you'll probably regret partaking in it later
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what a fucking fail.
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Nuff said.
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...BRING A GOOD SUPPLY OF BODYBAGS!!!
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This time, the only one Going Commando in a fast-food joint is John Rambo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0oUqyDEt6s -
“I think Rambo’s pretty well done. I don’t think there’ll be any more. I’m about 99% sure,” said Stallone,
"For Rambo to go on another adventure might be, I think, misinterpreted as a mercenary gesture and not necessary. I don’t want that to happen." So? -
Like they killed his father and are now squatting on his property. You know, to make it more like real life... I know the baddies will be Mexicans in the movie, but they will be human slave traffickers, not illegals who have crossed the border and are commiting violent crimes. Howzabout addressing the incursions into American border towns by the Mexican government and drug cartels? Here's a chance for a great storyline: the American government won't put our military on the border to protect American citizens from drug cartels and corrupt Mexican military. Rambo gets drawn into things when some illegal immigrants kill his father on his ranch. Rambo takes matters into his own hands, shutting down the border on his terms. Americans won't need a fence to keep the illegals OUT... Mexico will need a fence to keep Rambo IN! Rambo V: Border Wars. Or Rambo V: Wetback Massacre.
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Aside from the typical couple of retards and perverts here, man, there was some really funny shit in this talkback. You can tell there are some huge Rambo fans here to know/quote stuff as good as they do and to come up with such great stuff. Laughed my ass off.
Billy Mays: "HI! Billy Mays' here for Chipotlaway. And have I got a special treat for you. Say Hi Rambo!"
Rambo: "Hi Rambo!"
Billy: "So you've been using Chipotlaway now for the past three months. What are your impressions?"
Rambo: Well, my impressions are pretty explosive, you know? But Chipotlaway always does a great job of taking care of them. That's why after a day of blowing the shit out of things, both on the battlefield and in my pants, I use Chipotlaway. Nothing cleans up the blood better!"
Bill: "That's great, just great!"
Rambo: "And you know, I know a thing or two about FIRST BLOOD, so when a girl get's her period, I just tell them you use some Chipotlaway, it get's the red out. Whether that red is commie brain blood or time-of-the-month period blood, makes no never mind!"
Bill: "WOW! Simply WOW! Thanks Rambo!"
Rambo: "Anytime. Anytime..."
We love ya Sly! Whatever you decide is cool. And I'd still like to see more in the way of Rambo novels. -
Personaly I'm really looking forward to this. Rambo IV was such a fantastic throw back to the action films of yesteryear and in a world full of Bourne clones we need that. People put these kind of films down as mindless violence but so much work and craftmanship goes into making them. More than most films for sure!
Go Sly, We love you man!! -
I usually frighten myself aswell
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...any new RAMBO flick, so whatever you want to do man...
we got your back. Just make it good. -
test
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I welcome the extra scenes, but I have to ask, why were scenes of Rambo being shot by Trautman included in the flashback scene when it was cut from the final release of FIRST BLOOD and the ending reshot? This part of the flashback scene always bugged me.
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Say what you will about the border dispute and immigration, I think the one thing most of us can agree on is that the human trafficking that occurs is abhorrent. If Sly uses this to shine a spotlight on the problem, more power to him.
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Don't know if anyone has thought this before but from the moment I saw the last scene in Rambo 4 I thought it'd be great to have a 'Straw Dogs' type senario.
Rambo gets home, meets his old man/sister/brother/whatever. But when the U.S. cops realise he's back there's a seige of sorts. Maybe they 'interfiere' with one of his family and we end up with a big Waco style stand off.
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point that Rambo was not having just a dream flashback but rather a nightmare.
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i wont lie this sounds a little bit like taken
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He's a perfect fit.
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he said to give us a Supernatural talkback for the finale
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South Dakota or Nevada or somewhere like that?
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.....maybe somebody decided to put those up. but it aint the studio.
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After First Blood the character was a joke.
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Pass me my burrito, son.
Which one is it?
It's the one that says "bad motherfucker". -
...more footage. Damn, my brain was starting to hurt from that other column.
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Rambo 4 is terrific.
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John Rambo experiences a flashback during a colonoscopy and rampages his way out of the free clinic-exacting his revenge on the entire soulless walgreens, curves, and hearing aid cartel.
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Slow news week, or what?
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"It's over!...this mission is over!" BUT, if ya do make 5 Sly, the father has to be alive & played by the original choice for Trautman...KIRK DOUGLAS!
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He was going on and on about this fresh new pop star he'd met in a club and banged shortly afterward. I asked her name, and he said, "Justine Bieber. She's got a hit song called 'Baby'. Maybe you've seen her...she's got a really cute, short, shag hairdo."
I told him I didn't know a "Justine Bieber", but there was definitely a "Justin Bieber" matching that description.
There was a really long pause, and then he said in a quiet voice, "Well, that explains why the fit was so tight." I was about to ask him about the RAMBO V rumors, but he'd hung up. -
NOTHING IS OVER!
&zwjNot for me. -
Today they announce their $2 meal promotion close on the heels of the Rambo V/Taco Bell tie in here.The sheep have been led around this site at the will of the Pepsi corporation.Sly featured Taco Bell heavily in Demolition Man and now He and Taco Bell are doing it again with Rambo V.Oh you silly silly lemmings. Dance for the Puppet Master. DANCE!
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get it now!!!
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SLY SAID FUCK YOU MERRICK FOR NOT MAKING ANOTHER SGU TALKBACK!!
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..when everyone is busy playing the HALO Reach BETA?!?
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Is there a lot of 60-some roided out action stars waiting for a phone call?
I think it more likely we'll see "John Cena IS John Rambo in... Rambo: The Beginning" set in Vietnam. -
and after he hangs out in the lobby, signing old Men at Work albums and copies of his great new disc "American Sunshine." He's a professional. Anyway, we chatted for a bit, then he's like "Hey, wanna go get some Taco Bell, mate? I'm in the mood for a guilty tasting fajita or two...must have been something I saw online."
To which I replied, "AmeriCAH! Fuck YEAH! Comin' your way to save the motherFUCKING DAY NOW!! Sure Colin, let's make a run for the border." -
There's gotta be more "lone wolf" type action, like in 4 when he hauled ass through the jungle and did that claymore booby-trap thing. As great as the movie was, that was like the single moment where I was like, "Yes--Rambo would DO that. Fuck yes."
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Starting with Rambo 3 to mirror the afghan war, than 4 with whatever mickey mouse junta was happening in jungly asia and now the immigration hubbub. Rambo 6 will be Rambo fighting off the Mayan armageddon to be released 2012, only this time he'll have a son with his own freshly grown mullet being primed to take the reigns as the next Rambo.
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This was great.
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Something kinda comforting in his TB consistency.
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and said fabulous idea!
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Rambo's dad should live! It'd add so much to meet Rambo's dad (I'd buy a ticket for that alone), and it's not CRAZY that he'd still be alive. Sly is 63, so if his dad was 18 when Rambo was born, he'd be 81 years old today. Betty White's seven years older than that, and she's dancing around on SNL.
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it should be called "RAMBO:how the hell old is this dude?"
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"Rambo you're home, oh goody. Hungry? There is a dead parrot in the fridge for you to eat."
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fits perfectly into the MEXICAN Druglord kidnapping and government part 5.
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