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So Sylvester Stallone just called...

Published at: May 13, 2010, 5:07 p.m. CST by headgeek

Hey folks, Harry here. SO I just answered the phone, it was Sylvester Stallone calling... The conversation began with him loving on my ROBIN HOOD review. HEAD INFLATING. And then he said he wondered if you guys would be up for another go around of questions & answers with Sly. I said, "Of course my readers would love that." So look for that at some point this summer. Next I had to ask, "Sly, what's up with all this RAMBO V posters at Cannes?" Folks... As this was an unscheduled conversation - I won't be quoting Sly directly - but essentially... NO FUCKING WAY. Stallone told me in no uncertain terms - At the end of JOHN RAMBO - when he sees his home, those horses and he looks back at that road... for Sly, that was a road he is never walking down again. In August, he's doing an expanded edition of JOHN RAMBO that seems to be coming to Blu Ray and DVD - where he is putting back into the films - a few moments here and there that help with the finality of that film. Including a monologue, somewhere around the head of the film which will basically give everything John Rambo has left to say, that is, as of yet, unsaid. So what is going on with the RAMBO V posters at Cannes? Sly has no clue. When I floated the concept that it could be the rights holders trying to raise ludicrous funds to get Sly back in front of the camera. Sly said, "Maybe, but it ain't happening." He then told me that the folks behind those posters essentially said that if Sly didn't do it - someone else would. And Sly seems fine with that. So... it is possible that we'll see RAMBO again on screen... it just won't be with Sly. He's let go of the character, in terms of being on screen. That said, he's very happy with THE EXPENDABLES - and is finishing the film TODAY. He's head over heels for Brian Tyler's score, which we discussed briefly. Oh - and Austin - we could be having one helluva fun EXPENDABLES event. Just saying.

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  • May 13, 2010, 5:09 p.m. CST

    No Ghostbuster 3 news?I´m out.......

    by theDannerDaliel

    GHOSTBUSTERS If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS If there's something weird and it don't look good Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts If you're seeing things running through your head Who can ya call? GHOSTBUSTERS An invisible man sleeping in your bed Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS If ya all alone pick up the phone and call GHOSTBUSTERS I ain't afraid of no ghosts I here it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no ghost Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby Ya better call GHOSTBUSTERS Lemme tell ya something Bustin' makes me feel good! I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Don't get caught alone no no GHOSTBUSTERS When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS I think you better call GHOSTBUSTERS Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS I can't hear you Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS Louder GHOSTBUSTERS Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS Who can ya call? GHOSTBUSTERS Who ya gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS

  • May 13, 2010, 5:10 p.m. CST

    also Those are Rambo IV posters!! the "I" is still visible

    by theDannerDaliel

  • May 13, 2010, 5:11 p.m. CST

    That's fine. It's a good ending to the series.

    by rev_skarekroe

    Too bad he can't remake Rambo III to be less cartoony, though.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:12 p.m. CST

    tell Sly to team with QT

    by yourSTEPDADDY

    ...then I may actually really give a fuck...<p>PS: Dear Sly, I know you see this, but dont get upset... youre somewhat cool (for visiting here for one reason), but I was always a Arnie or Van Damme fan... cant even say I like any of your movies (BESIDES TANGO AND CASH)... but yea, team wit QT... you two could do beautiful things (maybe)

  • May 13, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    So, Sylvester Stallone just called ...

    by squidman

    and he said wouldn't do another RAMBO unless he could play the part as a ghost.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    So The Expendables Will Get A Good Review Now?

    by Raskolnikov_was_framed

    I've been lead to believe that's how it works around here

  • May 13, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Without Sly...

    by SunTzu77

    Rambo would turn into a shit sandwich kind of like that film currently being being made... what's it called? Oh yeah, Conan.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Sly just called me too...

    by Peter Franks

    and as soon as I realized who it was...I hung up immediately. Fucking hack.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    PREQUELS!!!!!

    by film_is_dead

    Let's see the young John Rambo in Vietnam and even before. Someone must do what JJ did with Star Trek.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Rambo does not exist in this dojo

    by Cobra--Kai

    <p>The end. The Mexi jokes were funny while they lasted...<p> ps. Harry's ROBIN HOOD review was shit. Inflated head popped like Mr Katanga in LIVE AND LET DIE.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Thank God.

    by vettebro

    Thank you Sly. Leave Rambo where it is. There is no need for another.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Thanks Sly

    by bullet3

    It's the right call, the character has come full circle, and deserves a rest. I'm really excited to see that Rambo IV extended cut. Thank god there's at least one guy in hollywood who knows what he's doing.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Sly congratulates Harry on his Robin Hood review...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    Sly says that Harry managed to capture the qualities of borderline illiteracy even more than when he was writing the Rocky Balboa character.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:19 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Jon Favreau called me up crying meme to be replaced by...<p> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    Harry you dropped something

    by Xiphos_2

  • May 13, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    "No need for another"

    by Peter Franks

    There was no need for another film after First Blood. Remember that one? You know, the one that was actually a good movie? Maybe, MAYBE, you can justify the sequel since Sly took so many 'roids in the 80s and he needed to bring home some POWs, but after that it's all about the fucking money. Nothing else. But what do you really expect from the guy who turned Rocky Balboa into a joke with the countless money grabbing sequels?

  • May 13, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Harry Sly, hates Liberals like you, he's only using you.

    by Ganymede3001

    He goes on Rush Limbaugh's show, predictably bashes liberals, then he extends his hand out to them when he needs to promote his movies.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:22 p.m. CST

    He Really Should Redo Night Hawks

    by WriteFromLeft

    The storyline is very contemporary and, even better, the film, although well done of its type, isn't a classic, and that's the kind of thing Hollywood should be eyeballing when it comes to remakes. It's a B-plus bubblegum popper with some good performances and direction.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Glad Rambo is hanging up his knife

    by Human_Bean_Juice_

    Brilliant end to an icon. Really looking forward to the new DVD.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Reboot

    by JoeD

    I don't want them to reboot this. But they will. They definitely will.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Ten uses of the nickname 'sly'

    by StarryNight

    in a very short "article" I guess that confirms it, Harry is BFFs with sylvester stallone. We can all go home now.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    event

    by JaviT

    we need to have a premiere with a Statham vs Li cage match in front of the Paramount!

  • May 13, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Wait, wait...

    by Peter Franks

    that bloated little former 'roid junkie goes on Limbaugh's show? Wow, he's even worse than I thought. Fuck you, Sly. Fuck you and your shitty films. What the hell have you even done that's been REMOTELY watchable since the late 70s/VERY early 80s? Thirty years, jackass.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Reboot, back from Iraq and messed in the head

    by jimmy_009

    Ugh, in this day in age it should be obvious. But it won't be called Rambo V.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:28 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Does Mickey Rourke have prosthetic legs in IRON MAN 2?<P> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    God bless the man.

    by V'Shael

    He has a streak of sincerity you don't find in Hollywood, and apparently isn't as governed by money and avarice as so many hollywood whores are. <p> I don't think I could have any more respect for the man.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:29 p.m. CST

    I wish I lived in Austin.

    by SkidMarkedUndies

    So many cool things happen down there.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:30 p.m. CST

    "Sly just called

    by JacksBloatedPayroll

    Then I jerked off on my belly" ~Headgeek

  • May 13, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Is NIGHTMARE ON SHIT STREET remake as awesome as Harry claims it is?<p> Sylvester Stallone just called to say NO FUCKING WAY.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:31 p.m. CST

    So Ridley Scott Just Called......

    by stringerbell

    now that would be interesting

  • May 13, 2010, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Come on Sly,

    by film_is_dead

    you know you want to do one more in 3D. Those Avatar numbers got to have you thinking..."what if?"

  • May 13, 2010, 5:33 p.m. CST

    A "Streak of sincerity," V'Shael?

    by Peter Franks

    Oh, yeah. When he was convicted in 2007 for smuggling human growth hormone into Australia, that was very sincere. He's a real hero.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    justin beiper as Rambo

    by Bathman

    rock soundtrack by katy perry and 3 oh 3

  • May 13, 2010, 5:36 p.m. CST

    Maybe Rambo V could be directed by....

    by film_is_dead

    Nancy Meyer. It could have John Rambo running a coffee shop in northern California where he gets involved in a love triangle with two divorced women. Feel free to add to this.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:37 p.m. CST

    by Cobra--Kai

    Peter Franks, they have pygmies in Australia. Sly was on a humanitarian mission. There's your answer now pls fuck off.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:38 p.m. CST

    So Ridley Scott just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He told me he would have his vengeance in this life or the next.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Gotta love Harry

    by Lemure_v2

    So blase...Sly just called me up for a chat. I had to get back to him because I was reading an email from Jimmy Cameron and Quentin T was coming round for a few beers.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Not looking forward to Re-mbo: New Blood

    by Karl Hungus

    Especially if it goes the Platinum Dunes route and gives him a fucking demystifying backstory with Young Trautman back in the shit.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:41 p.m. CST

    So, Abe Vigoda just called...

    by PinkFloyd7

    and said if Sly wouldn't do Rambo V, he would do it.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Oh, he was trying to help pygmies.

    by Peter Franks

    Well, that makes perfect sense. Fucking idiot.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by bat725

    ...he wants his hairstyle back. Zing!

  • May 13, 2010, 5:43 p.m. CST

    So, John Malkovich just called...

    by Anything But Tangerines

    I think his exact words were," WHAT the FUCK is going on here?!?!" Rambo without Stallone... take the kool aid and hitch a ride on that comet, everyone.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Any Sci-Fi in Sly's future? LEGEND OF THE DUELIST would be perfe

    by Monkey_King

    the novel by Rutledge Etheridge details the exploits of an aging, Jedi-like assassin who has no equal and goes on to save the world from back-stabbing former friends and hairy, amoeba-like aliens. Haven't seen Sly in a Sci-fi film since JUDGE DREDD and it's high time he does. Dolph Lundgren, Jackie Chan, Jason Statham and Eva Green would be my additional casting suggestions. Make it happen Sly!

  • May 13, 2010, 5:44 p.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by bat725

    ...he wants his beef n' bean burritos back. Zang!

  • May 13, 2010, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Oh, but he was gonna do it...

    by bat725

    ...when they were tossing around that piece of shit Predator rip-off treatment. Fuckin' douche.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    So, Ruth Buzzi just called...

    by PinkFloyd7

    and said she is willing to play Sly's love interest if he makes Rambo V

  • May 13, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    I never believe Hollywood people.

    by fiester

    Give Sly enough money and he'll do another Rambo, especially if The Expendables does not perform well. <p> Everything these Hollywood types say is always contingent on the moment and subject to change.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Once again, pwned by Stallone

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    What a class act! Thanks for checking in, sir.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    ripping on Crowe for being old......but 60 yo Sly can do no wron

    by theDannerDaliel

  • May 13, 2010, 5:48 p.m. CST

    g

    by theDannerDaliel

  • May 13, 2010, 5:49 p.m. CST

    So Sly just called (again)...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He said "the Expendables goody bag is in the mail, so the review better be GOOD."

  • May 13, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Frazetta and Stallone

    by BranMakMorn

    Would be interested in Sly's thoughts on his experience with Frazetta and his art.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:51 p.m. CST

    I think that's a smart move for Stallone...

    by Toruk_Makto

    I enjoyed the last Rambo, but it has definitely run its course.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:53 p.m. CST

    squidman, that was hillarious, i did a spittake

    by gruemanlives

    speaking of which, have they confirmed bill murray in GB3?

  • May 13, 2010, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Why does he never get that damn bird?

    by SoylentMean

  • May 13, 2010, 5:55 p.m. CST

    Where have you been Raskolnikov_was_framed?

    by DigitalDong

    Phone calls, emails, BNAT participation, and shout outs get those lucky celebs all the good reviews. And if you're a lucky suck-of-a-dick you get a talkback account that shows up black.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Between this guy and the Coyote, it's just sad.

    by SoylentMean

    At least the roadrunner is fast.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    I just want to go on record that Rambo was awesome

    by SoylentMean

    and that movie came out in fuckin' January! Blows my mind.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:57 p.m. CST

    So, Mel Gibson just called...

    by Viewer 3

    ...Your thoughts.

  • May 13, 2010, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Expendables is gonna be "R" right?

    by SoylentMean

    I mean it has to be. Or not. But come on.

  • May 13, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    Pat Morita just called...

    by Spyhunter

    And he has no idea why the world needs another Karate Kid movie. Also, he's still dead. :(

  • May 13, 2010, 6 p.m. CST

    A Night Hawk remake would be awesome!!!

    by HollywoodHellraiser

    Fits right up there with terrorists and all that shit!

  • May 13, 2010, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Knowing when to stop...

    by blackwood

    I love that Sly came back to his two iconic franchise characters -- it was amazing to see where the went, and say goodbye. I never imagined either franchise continuing. Both JOHN RAMBO and ROCKY BALBOA were victory laps.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:04 p.m. CST

    SO SLY JUST CALLED AGAIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    He saw Abom's scriptment in the other talkback, and 5 is back on.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    DID SLY WATCH "ACROSS THE SEA"?

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    IS HE RAMBO ANGRY?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    So the Jerk Store Called...

    by GhostDad

  • May 13, 2010, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Hey Sly can you HELP pay down my student LOAN?

    by _Venkman

    I've been out of school for months and can't find work!!! Can you help me out?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Rambo made an entire country change its name...

    by SoylentMean

    out of fear. That is a bad ass affect for a movie to have. <P> "Is this Burma"<P> "No, crazy American, this is Myanamar".

  • May 13, 2010, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Also

    by GhostDad

    if he always intended John Rambo to be the last, why the hell did he get into that stuff about Rambo fighting some genetic supersoldier that he wanted to do? He flat out said that was what he wanted to do, now he never intended to do Rambo V? Old guy's gettin' senile.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    So Sly just agreed for a Rambo replacement?

    by brocknroll

    Tell me that you're kidding that Rambo can go on without Sly? Rambo played by a different actor? Sly are you serious?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Straw Dogs

    by Fettster_uk

    Don't know if anyone has thought this before but from the moment I saw the last scene in Rambo 4 I thought it'd be great to have a 'Straw Dogs' type senario. Rambo gets home, meets his old man/sister/brother/whatever. But when the U.S. cops realise he's back there's a seige of sorts. Maybe they 'interfiere' with one of his family and we end up with a big Waco style stand off. Just a thought...

  • May 13, 2010, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Remaking First Blood wouldn't be all that bad

    by GhostDad

    follow the book closely, and I'd say even change the character's name away from Rambo.. totally distance it from Sly's series. There are no more action stars, so no reason to do a reboot of the Rambo character. But First Blood can be pulled off as a lower budget drama with some action scenes, as a "coming home from Iraq/Afghanistan" story. Just don't use Rambo.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    So, Sylvester Stallone just called ...

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    and he asked if there was any Ghostbusters 3 news.<p

  • May 13, 2010, 6:12 p.m. CST

    The only way it'll work without Stallone is...

    by The Dum Guy

    If the adapt the book faithfully, and kill the character off at the end (and make him as bug-fuck insane as the book).

  • May 13, 2010, 6:13 p.m. CST

    by Fettster_uk

    Would round off the franchise great by bringing it back to American soil...

  • May 13, 2010, 6:14 p.m. CST

    So, Sylvester Stallone just called ...

    by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL

    and he said he'd rented out that "Mutants" movie because he kept seeing it advertised on AICN, only to discover it was fucking French!<p>Sly can't read those subtitles too well and now he's PISSED.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Rambo reboot sounds like a better idea

    by brocknroll

    Instead of making another Rambo without Sly, they should just make a reboot and remake the first one. I'm fine with that.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:16 p.m. CST

    No Sly, no Rambo

    by SamLoomis1978

    But I was kinda hoping to see a fifth one, that mexican border story sounded pretty good.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    AInt it Slow News.

    by RPLocke

  • May 13, 2010, 6:18 p.m. CST

    So two chest-bumping fat kids just called...

    by Specktron

    ...and Kurt Russell was laughing so hard in the background.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Who will play the Riddler in the sequel to "The Dark Knight"?

    by dcsmith

    http://tinyurl.com/378ew9n

  • May 13, 2010, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Echhhh.

    by Traumnovelle

    Rambo without Rambo ain't Rambo. S'all I'm saying.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Let the dick sucking commence....

    by BumLove

    Or continue, rather.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Rebooting Rambo would be like rebooting...

    by Tom_Bombadil

    Rocky, or Die Hard or (fill in the blank). It could happen. My favorite Rambo movie is the first one. Solid story... nuff said.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:26 p.m. CST

    So Walter B just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He says he still wants to finish his Q and A with the talkbackers from last time.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:27 p.m. CST

    THE EXPENDABLES will make 100 MILLION and then...

    by ABking

    ...SLY and co. will have a SUMMER TENT-POLE EVENT SERIES ever 3 years. RAMBO and ROCKY are over. SLY ended both PERFECTLY. THE EXPENDABLES is SLY'S new CASH COW!

  • May 13, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    So Earnie Hudson just called....

    by savagedave

    No news on Ghostbusters 3, but he's excited to reprise his role as Munro, in CONGO 2: MONKEY BUSINESS!

  • May 13, 2010, 6:28 p.m. CST

    So Tarantino just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He says his Inglourious Basterds prequel will feature more big action stars than 'The Expendables'.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:29 p.m. CST

    So Drew McWeeny just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He says he wants his old job back.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Predators

    by Happy Killmore

    It's coming...

  • May 13, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Expendables franchise

    by GhostDad

    I hope so. Really, there's so much potential. Once Arnold's out of office, there could really be the Stallone-Schwarzenegger movie every child of the 80s has wanted, The Expendables should be a franchise mixing and matching various old and new action stars. Hell, throw The Rock in Expendables 2 along with Arnold, see if that can finally make him an action star. Also if there was any justice in the world someone would invent a time machine so we could just bring 80s Arnold and Sly to present day and make a Contra movie.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:32 p.m. CST

    ARNOLD has also moved on from TERMINATOR!

    by ABking

    He left after T3. Time for Arnold's new slate of films starting with THE EXPENDABLES franchise!

  • May 13, 2010, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Astroglide or Jergens?

    by Magnus Greel

    I want to what Harry was using while he was on the phone with "Sly" after getting his ego stroked about yet another almost unreadable review.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Sly's Q&A with AICN was the greatest thing...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...to happen on this site. That and maybe the infamous Vern vs. CHAOS (aka Juggfuckler vs. Demon Dave) Talkback.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    God i'd kill to live in austin.

    by Sedani

    that's all Im saying.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Sly called up to say

    by savagedave

    He's making a Rocky spin off about Paulie's Robot.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:37 p.m. CST

    If Sly Isn't there..

    by Sgtcrispytoast

    If they make a new Rambo and there's no Sly. Then there's just no point in seeing it at all. I hope that the Expendables franchise goes somewhere though.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    'Liberals like you'

    by quantize

    a flag waving that translate as 'slobbering retard'

  • May 13, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    Paulie's Robot Vs The Human Centipede

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    For Heavyweight Champion of the World. Six human arms against two cold steel limbs.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:41 p.m. CST

    THE GREAT SILENCE

    by KHjLL

  • May 13, 2010, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Ghostdad - Rock that Costanza!

    by Mennen

  • May 13, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    If they do another Rambo

    by Genre_Baby

    with another actor, then I'd love to see the novel be filmed exactly as written. An early 70s period piece that showed how ugly war can be from every angle.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    NO FUCKING WAY.

    by Gungan Slayer

    Sly called you?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Sly is making his rounds & calling everybody!

    by Alice Cooper Stalker

  • May 13, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    IF THE POWERS THAT B...

    by KHjLL

    make a prequel they should go after SAGE STALLONE...

  • ...that weren't already asked? You'll get all the typical sequel questions, asking about sequels to Demolition Man, Tango and Cash, and everything else under the sun, and each question will be accompanied by a healthy serving of dick-sucking...but apart from that....what will talkbackers ask Sly that he hasn't already answered?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:47 p.m. CST

    So Bruce Willis' hairpiece from Die Hard with a Vengence called.

    by Magnus Greel

    He was really upset to be out of Live Free or Die Hard but had his follicles crossed for word on Die Hard 5.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Frank Stallone just called me,true story

    by liljuniorbrown

    He said that Joey Travolta and Charlie Murphy are going over to Bennigans for bottomless nacho's and wanted to know if we could make it. I called Arron Norris and he's picking us up in an hour.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Seriously though, Make Death Wish!!!

    by liljuniorbrown

    Stallone would kill in a Death Wish remake.One that's a better adaptation of the novel.There's a lot of actors in Hollywood to hate on but Stallone's pretty cool.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:53 p.m. CST

    HARRY -- A QUESTION FOR SLY!

    by UMAGA

    Is he still planning on turning the HUNTER story into it's own film or did that die with Rambo?

  • May 13, 2010, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Stalllone is using you Harry.

    by Ironhelix

    You're getting played like a cheap fiddle. There is NO way a cool dude like Sly would shine the knob of Jabba the Ginger.

  • May 13, 2010, 6:59 p.m. CST

    film_is_dead

    by kwisatzhaderach

    You mean completely fuck it?

  • May 13, 2010, 7 p.m. CST

    MY FRIEND HARRY IS WRONG ABOUT ROBIN HOOD.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    I disagree with Harry because he doesn't "understand" how the old Robin Hood legends worked in the public consciousness of the time. Even the old legends of Robin don't jive together with a common single story; there is no such thins as "canon" in the Robin Hood stories. Ridley's RObin Hood is a post modern retelling of the tale with real sets, mostly authentic historic attire and a lot of good old fashioned filmmaking. The comparison to A Knight's Tale was a lazy attempt by Harry, who is so entrenched in film culture that the comparison ends up being embarrassing to Harry's intellect. Ridley's Robin Hood is a continuation of broad medieval concepts that he played with in Kingdom of Heaven. It's a tale of recession to revolution and the time is right for such a film to play in theaters. Blockbuster? No, Robin Hood will not be a blockbuster, but it will live on as well if not better than most of the Robin Hood films. You see, Ridley did something noble with his version, he put it in a historical context that will allow the film to be shown and discussed in history classes. I feel sorry that Harry did not enjoy the film (I think he did, but such relevance hasn't dawned on him yet). Harry is more of a live in the moment kind of reviewer of new releases. Had he attended a special event viewing he would have gone ga ga; that's just the way Harry is, and that's okay, that's why we get a lot of the weird stuff on this site. What irks me is how he disagreed with Ebert's Kick-Ass review, but used the same selfish pseudo-critical style lens that he disliked about Ebert's review. Harry's review was harsh for the wrong reasons and he'll see this become self evident. Harry, that's like your opinion man, but we don't have to like it. Robin Hood is a good old-fashioned film epic; not ground breaking, not a runway summer hit but it's a good movie of a kind that is becoming increasingly rare. I suggest that fans of epic films support it, enjoy it and show that there is an audience for such film-making.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:01 p.m. CST

    No Stallone No Rambo

    by Crooooooow

    He'll be RINO (Rambo in name only).

  • May 13, 2010, 7:15 p.m. CST

    Here is a question for Sly - was it his idea or the director's

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    to take Dredd's helmet off in the Judge Dredd movie, a la the recent talkback? Of course, Sly will claim that was all the director's fault, and that he was the one who wanted to be 'true' to the character all along.<p>On a related note, here's a non-dicksucking legit question for the great man: Does he feel his legendary big ego in the 80's and 90's compromised his works? For example, his constant practice of rewriting good scripts himself and making them worse (Cameron's Rambo 2 script, the aforementioned Dredd); ghost directing many of his films instead of using strong, visionary directors (Cobra, Rambo 2 and 3,and even parts of Cliffhanger); and starring in grossly unsuitable comedy vehicles like Oscar and Stop or my mom will shoot, in a vain attempt to keep up with Arnold's successful branching into comedy. Does he feel, now that he is older and wiser, that he should have approached his career differently? After all, he almost ended up as a DTV star post-Copland. It just occured to me that he never really worked with any auteur action directors like Arnold did (McT, Millius, Cameron, Verhoeven), either. Why not?

  • May 13, 2010, 7:16 p.m. CST

    Sylvester stallone just called

    by Bathman

    to say i love you

  • May 13, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    I know!!! Let's reboot Rambo!!!

    by smackfu

    Only instead of one of most iconic action stars of all time, we'll get some lame pretty boy TV actor. Michael Bay's production company, you owe me 1 million dollars for that idea.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:17 p.m. CST

    Lionel Richie just called

    by savagedave

    Started singing down the phone. Wierdo.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Stevie Wonder just called to say he loved you!!!

    by RPLocke

  • May 13, 2010, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Harry's Ego Post striked again.

    by ricarleite2

    Nice you're friends with my Stallone, Harry. But can you do this? * stands up and tap dances *

  • May 13, 2010, 7:20 p.m. CST

    my = mr

    by ricarleite2

    EDIT FUNCTION, HARRY! PIECE OF SHIT, HARRY! PIECE OF SHIT!

  • May 13, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    last talkbacker standing

    by vin_diggler

    that's what these talkbacks have become. everyone thinks their comment is funnier and more clever than the last. There really is no point to it. I for one enjoyed Stallones previous Q and A talkbacks, But now I am ambarassed to go any further. It will now be about who can come up with the most insulting and off the wall thing to ask Stallone. It's a shame really, because it is rare thing that a well known celebrity like Sly is willing to get so personal with his audience. Oh well, I have my fingers crossed that we get another fascinating Q and A from Stollone, but I have a feeling that the trolls will run him off. Nuff said. Attack me if you like, but I am speaking the truth.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:21 p.m. CST

    The Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole just called...

    by Arcadian Del Sol

    and said<p> NO F*CKING WEIGH

  • May 13, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    So Michael Bay just called....

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    I don't what he said because I immediately hung up the phone.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    So Sugartits just called...

    by vic twenty

    Looking for Mel Gibson.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    So Commissioner Gordon just called...

    by vic twenty

    Apparently he had a beer and cheated on his wife. She kicked his ass with a golf club. His press conference in tomorrow afternoon. HIT THE BAT SIGNAL BARBARA!!!!

  • May 13, 2010, 7:26 p.m. CST

    So JJ Abrams just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He said that AsimovLives was dead wrong about Star Trek, but he loved him anyway.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    So the Human Centipede just called...

    by vic twenty

    But I pay never believe a word he says since he is 2/3 full of shit.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Oh balls. edit please.....

    by vic twenty

  • May 13, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Harry, you dropped something.

    by JackSlater4

  • May 13, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Mr. Beaver just called to say he smells.

    by RPLocke

  • May 13, 2010, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Undying Carcass

    by Doctor_Strangepork

    Not just a Sideshow Collectible. <br> <br> Now the new name for AICN Talkbacks. <br> <br> Is there anyone here who's not a monstrous cocksucker?

  • May 13, 2010, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Here's my question for Sly

    by BumLove

    In the movie The Specialist with Sharon Stone, there's a scene where Sharon leaves him a chocolate on his pillow, and Sly's character says, after laying down and bedding on the ground, "Thanks for the chocolate," and pops the piece of confection in his mouth and goes Nom Nom Nom. My question is...did he spit it out after the director yelled "Cut!" to maintain his svelt figure?

  • May 13, 2010, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Strangepork

    by vic twenty

    Harry is a gentile cocksucker if you must know. He even cups Sly's balls. And Sly loves having his balls cupped.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Vic Twenty, weird, The 'pede called me as well

    by JackSlater4

    I was instructed to fabricate a pede of my own using Shrek movie tie-in twinkies filled with green cream. Maybe I will post a pic when I have completed the first sequence.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:36 p.m. CST

    And Stallone doesn't hate liberals

    by JackSlater4

    Bruce Willis abandoned the Republican party, and they're still friends.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:39 p.m. CST

    and man did that Taco Bell hit the spot

    by JackSlater4

  • May 13, 2010, 7:40 p.m. CST

    did you know you can get

    by JackSlater4

    a beefy 5 layer burrito, medium drink and doritos for $2

  • May 13, 2010, 7:41 p.m. CST

    Did you know Taco Bell uses...

    by BurnedNotice_Dude

    Class C hamburger in their food?

  • May 13, 2010, 7:44 p.m. CST

    seems about right, is that like 23% sawdust?

    by JackSlater4

  • May 13, 2010, 7:45 p.m. CST

    Hillbilly Militia

    by KevinY

    I think it would be cool if Sly did a Rambo where he took on some white supremacist militia or something...

  • May 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Evil Archer

    by Star Hump

    Great post - I'm really looking forward to Robin Hood myself, no matter what Harry or McWeeney say about it. Harry's review in particular was absolutely presposterous, and it's become evident that he did it just to generate page views. Looks like it worked.<p> And I'm not "your reader" Harry.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m. CST

    SO ZOOEY DESCHANEL JUST CALLED

    by BringingSexyBack

    And I did one of those body-straight 90 degree falls to the floor.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    KevinY, but that would insult 25% of his target audience

    by BumLove

  • May 13, 2010, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Kristen Bell jjust called

    by RPLocke

  • May 13, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    So Russell Crowe just caled...

    by JackSlater4

    Then he punched me through the phone.

  • May 13, 2010, 7:51 p.m. CST

    Roger Ebert Just Called...

    by benlinus

    ....and said that Harry was DEAD wrong with regards to his review of A Serbian Film....

  • May 13, 2010, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Jason Segal Just Called....

    by benlinus

    ....and wanted to know if I thought his dick was an appropriate size for a man of his size and height....

  • May 13, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    So Nic Cage's hairpiece just called

    by JackSlater4

    He's down for Fruit Roll Up the movie

  • May 13, 2010, 7:56 p.m. CST

    Kristen Bell Just Called...

    by benlinus

    ...and responded YES to the previous phone call...

  • May 13, 2010, 7:59 p.m. CST

    So Harry's son just called from the future...

    by JackSlater4

    He told me Harry's prefered mode of transport in the future is The Barons floating suit from Dune.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Rambo without Sly? That's like Star Trek without Shatner!

    by MattmanReturns

    Oh... wait.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Although i would love a Rambo 5 movie

    by ominus

    with Rambo kicking some mexican slavers in the nuts,yeah i understand and i agree that its for the best that Sly wants to end the series with Rambo 4.the ending of the movie was a perfect closure to his journey. <p>now i hope that the Expendables will be good fund and i am glad Tyler is composing the score,i loved his work with Rambo 4. <p>and one last thing: Harry you are one mean,ugly,fat ass attention whore eh?

  • May 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Wait, So Harry your telling me that Sly..

    by ndally

    ..can use a telephone?

  • May 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m. CST

    Norm MacDonald just called

    by Chuck_Chuckwalla

    He said that the reason for not going forward with another Rambo ... you guessed it, Frank Stallone! I kid, Sly, I love ya man.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:12 p.m. CST

    So Jeffrey Dean Morgan just called...

    by JackSlater4

    he said to give us a Supernatural talkback for the finale

  • May 13, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Show some fucking respect.

    by Left_Nut

    If you do not appreciate Stallone's impact on American Cinema, that's fine. You think Harry's a shill? OK.<p>Now put all that shit aside for a moment.<p>Stallone has made his fair share of shit films, as he well knows, yet he has two iconic characters under his belt. There aren't many living actors who can claim the same.<p>So sit back for a minute, and think about this. What would you rather have? Stallone answering our questions and regaling us with anecdotes, or Stallone reading another typical snarky Talkback and thinking "fuck this, it ain't worth the hassle"?.<p>Come on! The old Sly Q&A's were the high watermark for this site.<p>Fuck! I'm as cynical as the next guy, I don't hang on every word the man says, but I'd love it if he connected with us again.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    So Megatron from the cartoon just called..

    by montessaurus

    he wanted to know why Micheal Bay made his mouth look like a shark's vagina.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:19 p.m. CST

    So Kurt Russell just called

    by ominus

    He said he is willing to play John Rambo in Rambo 5,if Sly does not want to.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:20 p.m. CST

    Amen Left_nut

    by vin_diggler

    well said

  • May 13, 2010, 8:21 p.m. CST

    Left_Nut Stallone is smart enought to understand

    by JackSlater4

    Harry set us all up for this with that "article"

  • May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m. CST

    So Estelle Getty just called...

    by montessaurus

    to say she's down for a sequel to "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" <br>... too soon?

  • May 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m. CST

    Grando Calrissian called...

    by Skraggo

    and said that he felt left out when you guys mentioned Commissioner Gordon and the Sexiest Tomboy Beanpole on the Planet. He also said somebody's gotta eat.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:26 p.m. CST

    this is one of those cases

    by montessaurus

    where you know the talkback is going to be gold just on the basis of the title alone.<br> thanks for the bone Harry!

  • May 13, 2010, 8:28 p.m. CST

    So Bruce Willis just called..

    by TheNewDirector

    ..and he's wondering where the review to cop-out is.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Son of Rambo?

    by dailysportspages

    You know its inevitable that these movie companies are going to throw out more Rambo movies with a different actor... why not make it a generational thing? <br> Jack Rambo: First Blood Part 3.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:33 p.m. CST

    Nevermind, thats retarded

    by dailysportspages

  • May 13, 2010, 8:46 p.m. CST

    JCVD's comments on The Expendables

    by enderandrew

    Does he have any response to JCVD's comments on the Expendables? JCVD suggested he just wanted to know what type of character he would play, and you suggested it didn't matter because it was an action movie and everybody was going to make tons of money. Given JCVD doing Universal Solider IV, I don't JCVD really cares about serious acting and characters.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Copland and Oscar

    by enderandrew

    You are known for your iconic action franchises, but I think your two best films and ones that very few people seem to know. My question is why haven't you stepped outside the box more like you did for Copland or Oscar?

  • May 13, 2010, 8:51 p.m. CST

    The posters say Rambo IV

    by Wookie_Weed

    The I is faded but still visible. Someone's fucking around with AICN, yanking your chains.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:53 p.m. CST

    Nobody currently could fill Rambo's shoes...

    by leisuredrummer

    I can't think of anybody currently in hollywood that could take on a reboot of Rambo. And if there ever is anyone that seems worthy I would hope that it would be Stallone that would recommend him.

  • May 13, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Sooo, he's adding to the last one?

    by Jaka

    The super violent Burma version? Or, he's adding to all of them? I'm slightly confused by this post... and I don't think I should be.... huh.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:01 p.m. CST

    Do we really WANT a Rambo V?

    by RPLocke

  • May 13, 2010, 9:13 p.m. CST

    enderandrew because they were commercial

    by ominus

    failures.lets face it Sly is not a very skilled actor but rather a star born to play some roles made and fir specifically for him.he was born to play rambo and rocky.that limits him to a specific fanbase,and although in an earlier time it was wider,now it suffices only to support the creation of low-budget profitable movies in which he naturally shines.Its not a coincidence that his career resurrected because Sly had the wisdom to return to the roots which made him famous after all years ago.And by returning to those roots,he returned back to his fanbase which always loved and supported him.Ofc it helped greatly that he did a damn good job with the revisiting of his iconic roles,and that he used AICN as a way to communicate with his fans. <p>Sly is a very smart guy,and in opposition to that fucktard Walter B Willis,i do think that he is sincere with his fans and he is not pretending to be the nice guy to them in order to pay his bills. <p>btw Sly if you are reading this,my brother saw you in a youtube video driving a retro Ford 32 car and told me to tell you that your car rocks and that you have a good taste in cars.cheers.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:14 p.m. CST

    I Loved Rambo 4. But...

    by DutchRudder

    I'll be damned if I watch another Rambo without Sly.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Also the post does not say Rambo IV

    by DutchRudder

    I can see where you would get that...but it just isn't so.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    I want Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot 2

    by SlimButNotreally

    that's the sequel we've all been craving

  • May 13, 2010, 9:21 p.m. CST

    Fucking hell, FINALLY!

    by Phimseto

    I've been waiting for that expanded cut of John Rambo for years! Good on Stallone!

  • May 13, 2010, 9:30 p.m. CST

    WTH is John Rambo?!

    by Jaka

    Unless you live in an international market (and you may - that's cool) there is no such film. First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Pt II, Rambo III and Rambo. What am I missing with this adding footage thing? What movie is it actually going in?

  • May 13, 2010, 9:33 p.m. CST

    Nevermind. Got my answer in the other...

    by Jaka

    ...Rambo column. Adding footage to the 2008 Rambo (pt IV). Got it.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:34 p.m. CST

    Umm...

    by Darth Melkor

    Rambo without Sly... Umm...

  • May 13, 2010, 9:41 p.m. CST

    An extended version of Rocky Balboa was also promised...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    what happened to that?

  • May 13, 2010, 9:43 p.m. CST

    That ending to RAMBO was *almost* perfect...

    by chaburchak

    ...but when he came walking down the road to his old mailbox, I kinda expected to see some redneck county sheriff come pulling in behind him and you think oh shit, here we go again (and even Rambo expects it, from the look on his face). But after a couple of words 'tween 'em the sheriff says "You have a nice day...and welcome home." Thereby FINALLY giving him the greeting he deserved from Will Teasle all those years ago. See? See? Oh go fuck yourself, you know I'm right...

  • May 13, 2010, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Bring back the Sherrif!

    by RPLocke

    Rambo and the Sherri f have to team up to fight some terrorists or something,

  • May 13, 2010, 9:51 p.m. CST

    Young Rambo

    by InActionMan

    Staring Justin Bieber with special appearance by Shia Leboufe as Colonel Trautman. With some Japanese guy as evil Vietnamese Communist.

  • May 13, 2010, 9:55 p.m. CST

    R4MBO: When 4 = A

    by Flip63Hole

    Catchy title!

  • May 13, 2010, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Well, that pisses me off.

    by fanboy71

    All the talk over the last few years about Rambo 5, and now suddenly he doesn't want to do it? No way am I paying money to see Expendables now. I am pissed. Rambo IV was my favorite film of the last few years, and I have been working under the assumption that there would be a sequel. Damnit!

  • May 13, 2010, 10:17 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 > Expendables 2

    by Acquanetta

    Sly is obviously hoping to sequelize The Expendables to death, but I'm not sure why Rambo has to end for that to happen. Sly's spent the last five years talking about how much he wants to make more than one Rambo sequel. The problem is that he places way too much stock into these stupid Talkbacks. At the first sign of criticism for an idea, he gets on the phone to Harry. I'm sorry, but that really needs to stop. If Sly had used that approach back in the 80s, we never would've gotten half the films that are now considered cult classics.

  • May 13, 2010, 10:18 p.m. CST

    So Wesley Snipes just called...

    by Darth Busey

    collect.

  • May 13, 2010, 10:19 p.m. CST

    SLY/ARNOLD/WILLIS HUMAN CENTIPEDE

    by Darth Busey

  • May 13, 2010, 10:32 p.m. CST

    I live in Austin suckas, so when that event happens...

    by qweruiop

    ...where no doubt Sly will be in attendance at the Alamo Drafthouse to premier his film, possibly followed by a Q&A, I'll be just a few feet away watching it all happen live. Eat it haters. Who knows, maybe even Jet Li or Mickey Rourke will drop on by hehe.

  • May 13, 2010, 10:34 p.m. CST

    They should just make a sequel to Ruckus instead

    by DonRivella

    That movie had the same plot as 'First Blood' anyway. And Dirk Benedick's gotta eat.

  • May 13, 2010, 10:47 p.m. CST

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name-dropping

    by smackfu

  • May 13, 2010, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Personally, I hope he's keeping his schedule free...

    by Jaka

    ...for Expendables II. Because part II with more Arnold and Bruce must happen!

  • May 13, 2010, 11:18 p.m. CST

    NO SLY NO RAMBO!!!!!

    by bigbaldpapa

    Shoot the bastages who try to recast it. It is as blasphemous as the new Conan and the talk of the Commando remake.

  • May 13, 2010, 11:29 p.m. CST

    The Stallone Q&A's...

    by MaxTheSilent

    ...are still the finest thing AICN has ever done.

  • May 13, 2010, 11:33 p.m. CST

    Ok guys

    by NippleEffect

    this time we make him cry

  • May 13, 2010, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Stallone is a lying faggot

    by BunnyMcNibbnles

    In the 90's, Stallone was on a talk show - I think it was Conan O'Brien - and he was asked about further Rambo/ Rocky films. At the time, his career hadn't quite TANKED like in the late 90's, so he was snotty toward Rocky/ Rambo. His answer was this: "No, no more Rambo or Rocky for me. I wouldn't look good in a thong anymore." (the audience busted out laughing to this) So, the point: Stallone - you're a lying shithead. Don't fuck with us like that. If you're really thinking about doing another one, just fucking say it. Don't be a fag.

  • May 13, 2010, 11:57 p.m. CST

    The entire Arizona/immigration situation

    by kolchak

    is PERFECT for the human trafficking logline for the next Rambo that was floating around last year.

  • May 13, 2010, 11:59 p.m. CST

    Also,

    by kolchak

    wasn't it Sly who delivered us that entire "super soldier" plot for the next picture? How does that fit with his never intending there to be another one? <p> I'm gonna call bullshit.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:15 a.m. CST

    Sly just called and said that Roger Ebert was Dead

    by Miyamoto_Musashi

    wrong, about his review of Kick ass, Sly loved it but has concerns for Nicolas Cage (don't we all)

  • May 14, 2010, 12:19 a.m. CST

    How 'bout like Ernest, "Rambo Goes to Jail"...

    by The Dum Guy

    Opening scene: Arizona<br><br>Generic Cop: "So, where are your' papers to verify you are a legal U.S. citizen?"<br><br>Rambo: "Why are ya pushin' me? I just got back from Burma.<br><br>Cop: "Burma, eh. I thought you looked Chinese. You're coming with me buddy."<br><br><br>Thus ensues a whacky/violent/socio-political blockbuster.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:38 a.m. CST

    So Sly's left testicle just called....

    by SayNoToRemakes

    ...it hopes that Harry will be more gentle the next time he decides to go downtown on the Italian Stallion...

  • May 14, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    But seriously

    by Series7

    Was that Dickleback in the tailer? I hope the music in this movie tops Judge Dredds score and soundtrack....which of course will never happen.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:40 a.m. CST

    "Across The Sea" just called...

    by ISleptWithKathyBatesAndAllThatIGotWasThisStupidTalkbackName

    ...and I didn't even answer.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:41 a.m. CST

    Also why post

    by Series7

    Those shitty posters? I can't believe those are ACTUAL posters for something. I've made better stuff on paint.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:47 a.m. CST

    So Whiplash's feet just called

    by Se7en

    ...and asks "What's the freakin' deal ? Are we amputated or not ?"

  • May 14, 2010, 12:56 a.m. CST

    So...we're "go" for a reboot, then?

    by BurnHollywood

    I got a great screenplay written where Mark "Chopper" Read flies out of the future (thanks to Red Matter) and kills Ho Chi Minh. With no Vietnam war to fight, John Rambo grows up a hippie boy, spitting in the face of traffic cops and meter maids to pass the time, until Obi-Wan Kenobi (or Captain Pike...I can't remember which) gives him a Call To Adventure and he decides to start a war in Southeast Asia all on his own.<p> Aw man, it's gonna be awesome.

  • May 14, 2010, 1 a.m. CST

    Tried to get my wife to let me name my son SLY...

    by Turd Furgeson

    She told me to fuck off.. I tried to show her the ways of the force, but she struck me down with her JEDI vagina and I was powerless... I said "I want to name the kid Sylvester and I can call him Sly!" She said "Fuck off, not happening, I don't care how much you like Rambo.".. I tried.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Drew McWeeny wants his old job back.

    by james4543

    Drew McWeeny wants his old job back.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:16 a.m. CST

    Now Harry I'd buy a plane ticket to Austin

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    If that event will have Sly on hand at the premiere. Would be awesome to watch that in the theater with Sly on hand and hear him speak about the film.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:26 a.m. CST

    stallone's no dummy.

    by RedHorseVector

    he basically announced rambo 5 on this site, and the talkbackers were lukewarm-to-cold on the synopsis. so he shitcanned it. good move! i enjoyed rambo 4.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:35 a.m. CST

    I`ve said it before....

    by HardSteel

    Rambo 4 had,in my opinion, the perfect ending for the character. I don`t see them making Rambo 5 without Sly, that just would not work at all. I can imagine them making a prequel/reboot set in Vietnam with a new young dude playing Rambo.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:43 a.m. CST

    dcsmith:

    by Playkins

    Read the whole thing (until the link at the end of the doc, so I don't know how it finished). Eh, not bad. Be honest, though- It feels more like the "Burtonverse" than the "Nolanverse", if you get my meaning. Not bad, but the emotional weight of the new movies just isn't there.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:45 a.m. CST

    I Just Gotta Say...

    by anEden37

    Living in Minneapolis sucks what with the lack of all of this sweet movie stuff. Maybe I'm just not informed on the goings-on here, but these cities need some exclusive movie lovin'. I mean, for Chrissakes, when I lived in Omaha I got a sneak peak to the Corpse Bride, and in MPLS the most I've got is an invitation to the newest booze-serving theater. That theater makes absolutely every movie seem enjoyable, by the way. I love a (several) black russians while enjoying my cinema. And the lack of recollection afterward ensures that I will buy the Blu-Ray. Everyone wins. What was I talking about? *takes another sip of his black russian*

  • May 14, 2010, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Rambo 4 ended well.

    by Dirk Shocker

    because it makes you feel that he'll finally have some peace. I would have love to see another one though. Whatever you do Sly..., I have your back sir!

  • May 14, 2010, 2:13 a.m. CST

    When I think of slyvester stallone I think of my grandma

    by Broseph

    my grandma was an amazing person.i miss her all the time.she passed away in 1992 when i was 11.it was one of the hardest things i've ever dealt with in my life.my grandma being a product of a poverty stricken family during the depression era.she found great comfort and escapism in movies.she passed that love on to me i am very thankful for that.one of the funniest and fond memories of her was her love for action films and their stars.stallone,arold,bronson,norris etc.she loved these movies and i grew up on them.we even affecionately refered to her as grambo.so sly if you read these thanks for the great movies and memories.and expandables looks blls to the wall bad ass.you have my $7.25 sir

  • May 14, 2010, 2:41 a.m. CST

    so estelle getty just called...

    by billyhitchcock1

  • May 14, 2010, 2:47 a.m. CST

    damn! someone did that already :-)

    by billyhitchcock1

  • May 14, 2010, 2:59 a.m. CST

    Awesome. I can't wait.

    by hallmitchell

    I'm writing my questions now.

  • May 14, 2010, 3:02 a.m. CST

    Hey, no more Hulk Hogan as the baddie jokes?

    by DarthBakpao

  • May 14, 2010, 3:04 a.m. CST

    Over The Top 2: 3D

    by Dr Gregory House

    I am NOT kidding. Please Sly?!?

  • May 14, 2010, 3:13 a.m. CST

    Expendables will be as good as Rambo V.

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I hope.

  • May 14, 2010, 3:24 a.m. CST

    Again, mor erespect for ol' Sly

    by AsimovLives

    The man really knows what he's doing. No more Rambo movies? Alright!! This guy knows how to get old gracefully. 10 years ago i would never dream of writing praising Sly. But he keeps giving me reasons for.

  • May 14, 2010, 3:45 a.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by AsimovLives

    ... and i invited him to come over and eat some chouriço with some nice Super Bock beers as luncheon, and then for dinner it will be a nice Carne De Porco À Alentejana acompanied with some nice Alentejo wine.

  • May 14, 2010, 3:48 a.m. CST

    Props goes to Sly

    by Stalkeye

    for finally putting that shit rumor to rest. Rambo ended as it should and not to mention a far better closure than Indy IV. No, fuck that, it's a far better sequel than Indy PERIOD!

  • May 14, 2010, 4:03 a.m. CST

    where's that cunt scotsman75?

    by mrbong

    i want to see him tell everyone that William Wallace will eat Rambo. in caps lock.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    Lookng forward to another Q&A..

    by Chaplins_tache

    The last few have been treats to read. You could argue that's another way to promote his movie. Fair enough. But in terms of how much thought goes into the answers, the Q&A's on this site with Stallone have been the most enjoyable interviews with a movie star i've ever read. I shudder to think what a Q&A with Harrison Ford would be like....

  • May 14, 2010, 4:22 a.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by BurnHollywood

    We got all caught up, and then out of the blue, he says, "Hey, did you see that YouTube video with those hot, sexy little dwarf chicks dancing around in burlesque outfits to Beyonce's 'All The Single Ladies'? Man, I'm not into midget porn or anything, but I gotta confess...I whipped it out and starting yanking it hard!"<p> I told him I saw it, but those weren't midgets, those were nine year old girls, and he said, "Oh-h-h-h..." Then there was a click, and the call ended.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:25 a.m. CST

    So Don Simpson just called

    by ol' painless

    He had dialed the wrong number - he was after Heidi Fleiss. Before I could stop him, he'd asked for hookers, sluts, cocaine, poppers, chicks with dicks, freaks, dwarves, cocaine and cocaine. I told him to give me half an hour, but only if he would read my script.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:31 a.m. CST

    Is Jean-Claude Van-Damage in the EXPENDABLES?

    by ol' painless

    Seem a bit unclear - inquiring minds want to know . . .

  • May 14, 2010, 4:42 a.m. CST

    Turd Furgeson

    by AsimovLives

    Your wife is far wiser then you are. It's "cute" names like that that makes kids get their asses kicked and beaten up in school throughout the entire high school years. Parents think it's cutre to name their kids with this stupid names based on some favorite bullsht or sports/film star they love, as if the kids are pets or something. And they act suprised when kids in their teens think their parents are the worst bunch of evil fucks on Earth.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:59 a.m. CST

    Stalkeye

    by AsimovLives

    Certainly this is the time of sight and wonders when a Rambo sequel can be a much better movie then an Indiana Jones movie. I still can't believe this. To quote from "The Thing From another World", the mind boggles.

  • May 14, 2010, 5:13 a.m. CST

    Russell Crowe just called to throw his phone at me!

    by Wookie_Weed

    Says we're all cunts for ridiculing his accent in Robin Hood.

  • May 14, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Sly needs do do some historical sword fantasy thing

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i want to see Sly holding a sword and saying "IM THE LAW!!!"

  • May 14, 2010, 5:44 a.m. CST

    Good choice. You're my hero, Sly.

    by Knuckleduster

    That's why I named my penis John Rambo.

  • May 14, 2010, 6:06 a.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    Asperger's must really suck, eh?

  • May 14, 2010, 6:10 a.m. CST

    Wicked. Look forward to the Q&A. Thanks Sly!

    by Mr Nicholas

  • May 14, 2010, 6:33 a.m. CST

    So christian bale just called

    by Porrohman

    "WHAT DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND"!!!

  • May 14, 2010, 6:34 a.m. CST

    Rambo Five: Rocky Seven: Rhinestone Cowboy 2

    by Proman1984

    I could go on.

  • May 14, 2010, 6:34 a.m. CST

    Asi, it's time to make up with your parents

    by just pillow talk

    Let it go Asperger.*<p>*All rights reserved, Detso_Ritter

  • May 14, 2010, 7:56 a.m. CST

    So, Arnie just called...

    by quicksilver80

    and told me to to GET TO DA CHOPPA!

  • May 14, 2010, 8:09 a.m. CST

    POE

    by venvariants

    Sly, get on that Poe movie, yo..!

  • May 14, 2010, 8:11 a.m. CST

    So Tom Hanks just called

    by quicksilver80

    He wants to know if you'd be interested in a Joe vs The Volcano sequel...in 3D

  • May 14, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    So the autobot twins just called

    by I_shot_Cyrus

    Bu I didn't accept the charges

  • May 14, 2010, 8:16 a.m. CST

    Sly Left Us Hanging

    by crunchnuts

    The news that Sly won't make Rambo V really sucks because he stated just a few months ago that the film WAS happening going so far as to discuss the plot. If I could ask my man Sly one question it would be, "Why the hell tell fans we'll see Rambo on screen again just to pull the rug out from under us months later?" If you read this post Sly, know that I respect and love your work, but seriously man, this "Never again" Rambo policy sucks. You should have been upfront and honest from the beginning instead of talking plot about a film you had zero intentions of making. RAMBO was amazing, but that shouldn't make you gun shy about Rambo V. Fans like myself had to wait 20 years for John J's return and now that he's back, that's it? No closure besides a walk down a dusty road? Rambo has one more score to settle and you know exactly what I'm talking about.

  • May 14, 2010, 8:17 a.m. CST

    So Evan Stone just called

    by Stuntcock Mike

    "Oh, for Christ's sake, DaSilva! Come off this cop on the beat mentality! Your wife left you for it! Wasn't that enough?!"

  • May 14, 2010, 8:19 a.m. CST

    So David Caruso just called

    by Stuntcock Mike

    "How blind are you? Can't you see this guy's crazy?"

  • May 14, 2010, 8:26 a.m. CST

    So Your Mom just called

    by KISSman24

    There cannot be a Rambo without Sly

  • May 14, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    So The Buffoon Just Called

    by SilentGunman

    He fed his snake some beer, and now it's all fucked up!

  • May 14, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    The Buffoon Just Called Again

    by SilentGunman

  • May 14, 2010, 8:36 a.m. CST

    The Buffoon Just Called Again

    by SilentGunman

    He bets you have really hairy balls!

  • May 14, 2010, 8:56 a.m. CST

    so Sly's pecs just called...

    by alice133

    they were freaking out cuz they just found out about the existence of something called the SAG awards...

  • May 14, 2010, 9:16 a.m. CST

    So Bob Morton just called me...

    by DickJones

    ...and then I had to kill him because he made a mistake...

  • May 14, 2010, 9:24 a.m. CST

    How many Thai prostitutes did he sleep with

    by tradeskilz

    in John Rambo

  • May 14, 2010, 9:25 a.m. CST

    WOAH WOAH WOAH!

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    Let's not bag on Sly! The fuck is the matter with you guys? Here's the one Hollywood bigwig who actually gives a fuck about what we have to say, he actually reads the talkbacks and answers our questions, and you're gonna shit on him? Fuck you guys!</p><p>It would be one thing if he was a hack or something, but Stallone is a fucking artist. He created not one, but TWO major American icons! Yes I agree that the sequels took those icons in weird, kind of commercial directions, but it was the fucking 80's! EVERYTHING was plastic and commercial then! The thing that matters is that Sly harnessed what made those characters meaningful and special and made that the focus of their swan songs, and he should be commended for that.</p><p>Now I personally think the Mexican sex slave story sounds cool. I'd like to see that movie, but the fact is that he brought that character full circle and that story has been told recently with Taken and other things like Trade. So I respect his decision to go out on a classy note.</p><p>And no I don't give a shit what his personal politics are. Yeah, he, Arnold and Bruce are Republicans. The fuck difference does that make? Should we boycott all their movies? That's stupid! Sylvester Stallone is a great writer, director, producer and actor.</p><p>So guys, RESPECT THE SLY!

  • May 14, 2010, 9:26 a.m. CST

    shame about no more Rambo

    by NippleEffect

    but I'd say Sly knows the character better than anyone<br> And if he says his journey is over<br> That's good enough for me<p> I hope the studio doesn't bastardize the character

  • May 14, 2010, 9:30 a.m. CST

    So you could actually understand him?

    by JayLenoTookMyJob

    Without a Mook-to-English translator?

  • May 14, 2010, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Gotta love Sly

    by Kentuckian

    The man's true to himself, and I respect that.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:35 a.m. CST

    So Stevie Wonder just called

    by niftyneo

    "to sayyyyyy, I loooooovvveeee youuuuuuu!!!"

  • May 14, 2010, 9:36 a.m. CST

    well Sly can't barely speak Enlish, so it's no surprise

    by MobileAccess

    that he complimented Harry's grammarically challenged review.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:38 a.m. CST

    So Stevie Wonder just called again.

    by niftyneo

    'Have you ever seen my house?' "Uh, no..." 'Neither have I.'

  • May 14, 2010, 9:40 a.m. CST

    An actual, GOOD plot for Rambo 5

    by BunnyMcNibbnles

    So, Stallone canned Rambo 5 because he came up with some shitty ass, stupid plot that was derived from something else, anyway? So, there was NOTHING else he could have done? I mean NOTHING? What about the idea of having a soldier come back from Iraq or Afghanistan and he goes crazy (like in First Blood). He does something similar by going into the woods and gets chased around by the authorities. But, maybe not just one state, but the whole country. Maybe it takes days/ weeks to capture him. Rambo somehow gets involved (maybe without even being asked) .... he's trying to get through to the other soldier, but instead the guy attacks Rambo. So, now there are TWO super soldiers (young and old) killing each other across the U.S. while the authorities are pursuing them .... they go from town to town, city to city.... imagine the carnage that could happen?

  • May 14, 2010, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Yeah Asi, who would've thunk it..

    by Stalkeye

    ..not only is RAMBO a far superior film than Indy IV, but outclasses alot of Mikey Bay's sequel as well Klanformers 2 (as well as most of his "Filmography".)Both involved the input of The once great Spielberg.<p>Wonders never cease indeed.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    PORTAL game for FREE until MAY 24th!!!!!

    by DioxholsterReturns

    get it now!!! from the steam site!!!!

  • May 14, 2010, 9:49 a.m. CST

    RETURN_of_FETT

    by BunnyMcNibbnles

    I'm personally not insulting Stallone for ending Rambo (if it's true). What I get irritated about is his LYING. Like I said, he has a history of saying, "Oh it's happening," then a month later saying, "Nope, sorry, never again, "then a week later, "Shooting begins in a a month," then a month later, "I'll never done another one again." He lies and I can't stand that. Be straight with the fans, don't LIE to them. If he's really serious about no more Rambo, fine, I loved the ending of the last one.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:51 a.m. CST

    BunnyMcNibbles

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    First of all First Blood was derived from a book.</p><p>Secondly....your idea is FUCKING ASS! I can't tell you what a stupid fucking idea that is. And the truth of it is that if Sly announced that idea, everyone INCLUDING YOU would say it was the stupidest fucking idea imaginable.</p><p>I really fucking hate it when uncreative people think they have a better idea than creative people.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:54 a.m. CST

    i bet SLY watches SGU religously

    by DioxholsterReturns

    he strikes me as a stargate fan.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:56 a.m. CST

    Well, that is fucked up that Sly is a Neo Con

    by Stalkeye

    but that withstanding, I give him props for adding closure to both iconic franchises.Rocky and Rambo ended with dignity wheras Willis is still milking the Die hard films.(time to let it go "shinehead'.)This was Sly's best decision to finalize his Sagas while going out in style.<p>A real class act.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:57 a.m. CST

    He's not LYING

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    It's as though some people don't understand that projects are constantly evolving. There is no one person in charge of how it will progress. Aside from that, people are allowed to change their minds you know. A lot of this is based on "floating" a plan and seeing what the public reaction is. Sly seemed to do that with his concept for Rambo V. We universally thought it was stupid. So now he has rethought this idea and decided not to piss in the pool.</p><p>And you're ATTACKING him for this? You think he should have gone ahead and turned Rambo into a sci fi Predator wannabe?Sometimes an artist falls in love with an idea formed over along time. It takes an outside source who isn't as close to it to point out it's a mistake. This happens all day, every day.</p><p>Sly made the right decision. Everyone can see that but you.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Sure, that would work Bunny...

    by just pillow talk

    And we'll just call the movie Universal Soldier 6 or whatever number it's at now....

  • May 14, 2010, 10 a.m. CST

    LMMFAO@Bunny

    by Stalkeye

    You were being faceitous (kidding) about that synopsis for Rambo 5 right?<p>Am I right?

  • May 14, 2010, 10:05 a.m. CST

    he also likes SGU

    by DioxholsterReturns

    which i think is cool.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    actually SGU is perfect for Neo Cons

    by DioxholsterReturns

    they didnt fire at the big ship for nothing lol

  • May 14, 2010, 10:14 a.m. CST

    I joined today just to say...

    by impetus

    ...the thankless arrogance of some talkbalkers here is disgusting. I can't think of a single actor who provides greater fan service - especially to AICN - than Sly. The Rocky and Rambo revisitations were not only great but better than they had any right to be given their long dormancy, and The Expendables looks ludicrously good. Show some respect.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    The real new Sly film

    by NoahTall

    Mr. Stallone has decided to do a "what if" version of the battle of Waterloo. Napoleon undergoes tremendously advanced medical procedures and becomes...<P><P><P>RAMBONAPARTE!

  • May 14, 2010, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Give me a break Harry.

    by NoahTall

    The least you can do is set that long word breakup thing to 40 characters or so. What about antidisestablishmentarianism or humahumanukanukaapuaa?

  • May 14, 2010, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Now I'm puzzled

    by NoahTall

    Perhaps it was the all caps. In that case make it a more humble.<P><P>Rambonaparte!

  • May 14, 2010, 10:22 a.m. CST

    RETURN_of_FETT

    by BunnyMcNibbnles

    You're a fag. The idea I described was MILES better than that fucking stupid idea about a "BEAST." hahahaha, go fuck yourself, you dumb prick.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    And, by the way.....

    by BunnyMcNibbnles

    Everyone here can see that I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE DOESN'T MAKE ANOTHER ONE. The last one was great. I'm not complaining that t here won't be another one. I'm complaining about his LYING. And, about your sexual orientation.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Lets attack Sly...

    by JonOfTheShred

    ...and call HIM a hack, then go glorify Chuck in that talkback. Some of you people got horrible taste.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Lets attack Sly...

    by JonOfTheShred

    ...and call HIM a hack, then go glorify Chuck in that talkback. Some of you people got horrible taste.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Rambo: The Video Game

    by Ripleys_nipples

    Sly, that`s the way to go. Just to imagine all that crazy Rambo action on PS3 puts a smile on my face and a hard on in may pants.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Rambo: The Video Game

    by Ripleys_nipples

    Sly, that`s the way to go. Just to imagine all that crazy Rambo action on PS3 puts a smile on my face and a hard on in my pants.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:27 a.m. CST

    So Mom Just Called

    by SilentGunman

    She says "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

  • May 14, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    So Fatty McGee Just Called

    by SilentGunman

    He says he likes to take the stairs, cause they're fun! (snort) (wheeze)

  • May 14, 2010, 10:31 a.m. CST

    THEY NEED TO REMAKE FIRST BLOOD

    by SpawnofAchilles

    and follow the book to the letter. The book is so, SO good, Rambo kills like 30 people in it and the ending is different. It's very dark and would make an excellent movie if done well.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:33 a.m. CST

    On a serious note

    by savagedave

    NOT making more Rambo/Rocky films is about the smartest move he could make, and respect to him for ending it on a high. If only George Lucas had shown such judgement

  • May 14, 2010, 10:34 a.m. CST

    YEP..

    by Phineas_Flavel

    The expendables will be the worst movie ever made by humans and Sly at some point will win the lifetime achievement Razzie award. Too bad. The first Rocky was pretty good.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Fucker DELIVERED with Rambo IV...

    by SK229

    I just saw that for the first time the other day (for one reason or another, missed earlier opportunities to see it, wasn't in the right mood), then I caught it in HD late the other night and HO-LY SHIT... there's somebody who knows EXACTLY what needs to be done to bring back a once popular movie icon and delivers AT EVERY LEVEL. He made those Burmese soldiers TOTALLY INHUMAN PIECES OF EVIL SHIT, practically approximating the Rape of Nanking, and then decimated the fuckers onscreen. Getting that kind of brutality into a movie is no easy feat and requires brass balls from a director to say, "ok, now we're going to get the shot of the child being thrown into the fire, having it's head blown off, etc." because it makes everyone uncomfortable, but he knew what needed to be done to make the right movie and he pulled it off. Gave me a new respect for Sly as an artist (and I already had a lot of respect for him). Kudos... and yeah, perfect ending to the series... however, I DO agree that he has one last score to settle, but there are other ways he can do it. Writing a book on the war veteran psyche, helping out returning vets, etc. The only other batshit crazy direction would be showing him taking over as general in a losing future war, then introducing utter destruction to the enemy.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Mr. Johnson just called

    by NippleEffect

    He said:<p> My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr.<br> Now you can call me Ray<br> or you can call me J<br> or you can call me Johnny<br> or you can call me Sonny<br> or you can call me Junie<br> or you can call me Ray J<br> or you can call me RJ<br> or you can call me RJJ<br> or you can call me RJJ Jr<br> but you doesn't hasta call me Mr. Johnson!

  • May 14, 2010, 10:45 a.m. CST

    Good move, Sly

    by garybuseys_incisors

    RAMBO ended perfectly. And an EXPENDABLES event in Austin?! Please let this happen!!

  • May 14, 2010, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Nighthawks doesn't ring true.

    by DougMcKenzie

    If the combined resources of DHS, FBI, and CIA are incapable of stopping terrorists, what makes you think a couple of squad room detectives would? Captain Miller! Wojo and Detreich just brought in Bin Laden! Harris and him are trading insults in the holding area.

  • May 14, 2010, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Put Nighthawks on Blu-ray!

    by RETURN_of_FETT

    You can hold onto Paradise Alley though. ;)

  • May 14, 2010, 10:58 a.m. CST

    John Cena is...RAMBO BEGINS

    by SupermanIsMyGod

    Set in Vietnam. Awesome.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:02 a.m. CST

    Nighthawks rocks!

    by savagedave

    All cop movies should be set in New York in the lates 70's and early 80's when it looked like a third world country, and feature lots of skinny ethnic minorities mugging people and shouting "I'll cut you Bitch!" before getting brutalised by the police.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:06 a.m. CST

    We needed a new "..gotta eat", so lets deem

    by skimn

    "So, ________ just called...." as the new AICN catchphrase. At least until we all get sick of it. What? Already are?

  • May 14, 2010, 11:18 a.m. CST

    So Ghostbusters just called

    by niftyneo

    asking AICN why they haven't gotten the call.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:23 a.m. CST

    We need Rambo I and II

    by enderandrew

    We have movies called First Blood, and First Blood II. We also have a movie called Rambo III and Rambo IV. When are we getting Rambo I and II?

  • May 14, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    I was looking forward to Rambo V

    by Wes_Reviews_

    So I'm a bit disappointed in this news. Can't wait for The Expendables, though.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Why My Friend Roger Ebert is Dead Wrong about The Expendables

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    Like you dont think Harry has already written his review.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:31 a.m. CST

    So Kurt Russell just called

    by skimn

    to say Goldie's just fine, thank you.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:32 a.m. CST

    So Stevie Wonder just called

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 14, 2010, 11:34 a.m. CST

    Can we get a film of the sniper from Rambo 4 please?

    by Stuntcock Mike

    .

  • May 14, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Harry's so fucking smug....

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    "So Sylvester Stallone just called..." You sound like an asshole.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:37 a.m. CST

    I'M NO PUSSY, BUT I CRIED AT THE END OF ROCKY BALBOA

    by Darth Busey

    Fucking Sly got me one last time, you prick. And RAMBO was balls out awesome, too. Best movie-going experience of 2008 for me.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Darth Busey

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    No sir, you are a pussy.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:40 a.m. CST

    So Harry's abilty to walk just called....

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

  • May 14, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    So Darth Busey's pussy just called...

    by skimn

  • May 14, 2010, 11:43 a.m. CST

    So the Phantom Menace just called

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • Hold on a sec, Rodriguez and Trejo are knocking at my door...

  • May 14, 2010, 11:45 a.m. CST

    So Harry's limp dick just called....

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

  • May 14, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    So Harry's girlfriend Yoko just called...

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    and the bitch is cock crazy ;-)

  • May 14, 2010, 11:46 a.m. CST

    But Kurt Russell was laughing so I guess it was okay.

    by Meglos

    "Across the Sea" gotta eat!

  • May 14, 2010, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Everyone is still wrong about the poster.

    by gotilk

    The reason you can "still see the *I*" os because it's a linticular 3d 2-frame or 3-frame animated poster.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:50 a.m. CST

    gotilk

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    fag.

  • May 14, 2010, 11:57 a.m. CST

    SO SYLVESTER STALLONE JUST CALLED...

    by Darth Busey

    and he agrees that I am a pussy. Fucking-A. I am going to have a beer and cheet on my wife to cleanse myself.

  • May 14, 2010, noon CST

    So, Hot Shots Part Deux just called..

    by Axl Z

    Rambo gotta eat!

  • May 14, 2010, 12:02 p.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ... he said &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>check it out, bitches! BOLD!

  • May 14, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Postquels™

    by David Assholehoff

    Sly is going through all of the movies with sequels and doing a wrap up postquel™

  • May 14, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    So this stupid joke just called...

    by Jaka

    ...and said it's getting tired. Needs a rest. Geez people. Sylvester Stallone actually calls Harry. Get over it.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:03 p.m. CST

    So discerning tastes just called ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ... they said the latest RAMBO was a &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>heap of shit.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Haha, Jaka! So ad nauseum just called ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ... and said you're already, &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>fuckers!

  • May 14, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    *already here*

    by ColonelFatheart

    &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>D'OH!

  • May 14, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Sly just called Colonel

    by savagedave

    Said he's not impressed unless you can embed pictures.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ColonelFatheart...so proud of himself.

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    fag.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Dave, no I can't do that.

    by ColonelFatheart

    But I got some guys back at the lab working on it.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:10 p.m. CST

    And eggsalad:

    by ColonelFatheart

    &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>Go fuck yourself.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Colonel

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    Post something...no one responded...ok, let's try again...nope not yet...yay someone recognized me! Yippee. We get it, you can post in bold. Your boyfriend must be so proud. Now get back to sucking his cock.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:19 p.m. CST

    In fairness, though, eggsalad:

    by ColonelFatheart

    Your cock does taste pretty good. I've always liked the taste of hard-boiled eggs and mayonnaise.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Mayo?

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    That's not mayo, my friend. Enjoy it. Just like dad used to give you. Tickle my balls...just like grampy liked.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    I just got off the phone with Stallone too

    by disfigurehead

    He said he would do another Rambo for a lot of chedder and even more 'roids.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:29 p.m. CST

    So talkbacker Jaka just called

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

  • May 14, 2010, 12:34 p.m. CST

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    by Stalkeye

  • May 14, 2010, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Damn... what did I say?

    by Jaka

    I was really looking forward to the punchline. Left me hangin'... all blue balled n' shit.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:38 p.m. CST

    Keep it coming, eggsalad.

    by ColonelFatheart

    Mmmm ... love it, tiger.

  • May 14, 2010, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Limp wrist

    by ghost_of_eggsalad

    Stop it, you'll get your boyfriend Jaka jealous. Cum to papa Jaka, let Fatheart stroke that little Tootsie roll cock of yours.....

  • May 14, 2010, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Harry, did Sly call you on your Blackberry

    by orcus

    Like Walter B?

  • May 14, 2010, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Sly drunk dialing

    by donkingkong

    No Rambo without Sly, that's a big duh. Although the Mexican story idea sounded pretty good. Can't wait for Expendables

  • May 14, 2010, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Sly Stallone & Bridget Nielsen in

    by skimn

    Cobra II: Roids And Jenny Craig

  • May 14, 2010, 12:56 p.m. CST

    My cock is white, so....

    by Jaka

    ...I take umbrage with it being described as a tootsie roll, damn it! How did I get involved in your playtime, anyway? Weird. Y'all have fun, though. You know what they say about people who are always make gay jokes. Right?

  • May 14, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    You know what they say about people that use

    by skimn

    the word umbrage..? No, really I don't know.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:02 p.m. CST

    RAMBO PREQUEL!

    by FredVII

    I would ony accept a Vietnam Prequel Story about Trautman and the Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jurgensen, Barry, Krakauer.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:08 p.m. CST

    So Sly Stallone just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He said "Murdoch, I'm coming to get YOU!!" I think it was a wrong number.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    So Burt Young just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He was crying, and told me that his beloved robot had eloped with The Human Centipede.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    I declare Sylvester Stallone to be an OUUTTTLAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

    by turketron_2

    For not wanting to make another Rambo movie.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:10 p.m. CST

    So Leonard Part 6 just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He was looking for Leonards Part 1-5.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:13 p.m. CST

    holy shit I'm cracking the fuck up at the FIRST post

    by turketron_2

    Never seen the ghostbusters lyrics written out like that and the shit looks INSANE. hahaaaaa

  • May 14, 2010, 1:15 p.m. CST

    So Ray Parker, Jr. just called...

    by Turd_Has_Risen_From_The_Grave

    He wants royalties from theDannerDaliel.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:27 p.m. CST

    So Abrams just called..

    by TheNewDirector

    .. and then he said to pass on an apology to asimovlives for Star of the Lensflare.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Detso_Ritter

    by AsimovLives

    As if you knew what Asperger means.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Danner was on to something, but it looks better

    by ColonelFatheart

    like this: <p> &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> If there's something weird and it don't look good Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts If you're seeing things running through your head Who can ya call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> An invisible man sleeping in your bed Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> If ya all alone pick up the phone and call &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> I ain't afraid of no ghosts I here it likes the girls I ain't afraid of no ghost Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost baby Ya better call &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Lemme tell ya something Bustin' makes me feel good! I ain't afraid of no ghosts I ain't afraid of no ghosts Don't get caught alone no no &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> When it comes through your door Unless you just want some more I think you better call &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> I think you better call &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> I can't hear you Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Louder &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who can ya call? &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br> Who ya gonna call?&thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>GHOSTBUSTERS &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br>

  • May 14, 2010, 1:31 p.m. CST

    So this kid just called

    by SilentGunman

    Said he's calling for Amanda Hugankiss. Has anyone seen this person? Come on guys, I need Amanda Hugankiss!

  • May 14, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    BunnyMcNibbnles

    by AsimovLives

    That movie was already made, it's called HUNTED.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    Asperger's syndrome, from Wikipedia: <p> "Abnormalities include verbosity, abrupt transitions, literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance, use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker, auditory perception deficits, unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech ..... Speech may convey a sense of incoherence; the conversational style often includes monologues about topics that bore the listener, fails to provide context for comments, or fails to suppress internal thoughts. Individuals with AS may fail to monitor whether the listener is interested or engaged in the conversation. The speaker's conclusion or point may never be made, and attempts by the listener to elaborate on the speech's content or logic, or to shift to related topics, are often unsuccessful ...... People with Asperger syndrome often display behavior, interests, and activities that are restricted and repetitive and are sometimes abnormally intense or focused. They may stick to inflexible routines, move in stereotyped and repetitive ways, or preoccupy themselves with parts of objects." <p>

  • May 14, 2010, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Detso_Ritter

    by AsimovLives

    So NOW you know what it means... or do you? You just read the words and copy and pasted from wikipedia, but without true understanding. Not at all impressed. Try harder next time.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Rambo IV was like the Wild Bunch...

    by Dromosus

    ... with a happier ending. I still haven't figured out if that's a good thing yet. The denoument was certainly the most intense death ballet since Oates, Borgnine and Holden took their turns on the Gatling gun. The similarity makes me wonder whether Rambo should have copped it there and then, taking a few slugs then crawling back to fire off a few hundred more rounds before being shot in the back by a ten year old.

  • May 14, 2010, 1:54 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    "You just read the words and copy and pasted from wikipedia, but without true understanding." <p> = "fails to provide context for comments""

  • May 14, 2010, 1:57 p.m. CST

    So the police just called...

    by Waylaid-by-jackassery

    ...and they said the calls were coming from inside the house!

  • May 14, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    So ColonelFatheart's balls just called...

    by Lucky13

    ... and asked if they'll ever get to drop.

  • May 14, 2010, 2:06 p.m. CST

    So a Mr. Hunt just called...

    by niftyneo

    No, not Ethan. Said his name was Mike. Anyone seen Mike Hunt?

  • May 14, 2010, 2:08 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    "Your wife is far wiser then you are. It's "cute" names like that that makes kids get their asses kicked and beaten up in school throughout the entire high school years. Parents think it's cutre to name their kids with this stupid names based on some favorite bullsht or sports/film star they love, as if the kids are pets or something. And they act suprised when kids in their teens think their parents are the worst bunch of evil fucks on Earth." <p> = "literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance"

  • May 14, 2010, 2:23 p.m. CST

    So Ray Parker, Jr´s lawyer just called...

    by theDannerDaliel

    I owe lots. But I got a good payment plan ,and should be in the clear by the time Ghostbusters 3 comes out.

  • May 14, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Sly is on a high

    by AsimovLives

    I really do hope THE EXPENDABLES is the fun machine that it looks to be. I'd hate to see a bad movie from Sly after he had brough so much good will with the last Rambo.

  • May 14, 2010, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Someone called asking for I.M. Wiener

    by TakingScorpiosCalls

    anyone? I.M. WIENER!

  • May 14, 2010, 2:30 p.m. CST

    skimn, they say they have...

    by Jaka

    ...HUGE vocabularies. MASSIVE! Third leg size.

  • May 14, 2010, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Did you consider...

    by Kremzeek

    maybe Sly *isn't* a liar for going back on Rambo 5? Perhaps, he changed his mind. Maybe, just maybe, he truly intended to make 5 at one time, but then as he pondered it more, he realized the character was finished to his liking and retreading it would be a mistake. Changing mind =/= liar. And if the change in plans seems to benefit the character as it does here, then I'd say it was a better decision than tacking on a shitty film and having everyone complain that it sucked and he should've ended it with 4.

  • May 14, 2010, 2:44 p.m. CST

    This talkback is full of unknowns

    by DioxholsterReturns

    i dont know any of you

  • May 14, 2010, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Harry you blow hard

    by Faust_8

    Stallone just called, he loved my Robin Hood review. Robert Rodriguez just rang my doorbell. He was out for a drive with Danny Trejo and they stopped to see me. Do you fucking listen to yourself ?

  • May 14, 2010, 2:55 p.m. CST

    William Shatner just called

    by Faust_8

    He said I can name my own price

  • May 14, 2010, 2:59 p.m. CST

    So DIoxholsterReturns just called

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    who are you? who am I talking to?

  • May 14, 2010, 3:12 p.m. CST

    So Jillian Michaels just called

    by Faust_8

    and said there's no hope for you Harry

  • May 14, 2010, 3:34 p.m. CST

    To whoever said they would kill to live in Austin....

    by PinkFloyd7

    I live in Austin. It's nothing to brag about. It is, after all, still in Texas. If L.A. wasn't so damn expensive, I'd move back there in a heartbeat.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Alyssa Milano just called

    by RPLocke

    She wants her career back.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:08 p.m. CST

    So IMDB just called

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    They wanted to let Sly know it says Rambo 5 is in Pre-Production

  • May 14, 2010, 4:16 p.m. CST

    So The Grim Reaper just called

    by MobileAccess

    Told me I better start laying off the daily cheeseburger breakfast, and start a new fitness routine, otherwise he's gonna pay me a visit very soon

  • May 14, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    So Adrien Brody just called...

    by SamLoomis1978

    He wants to be John Rambo in the new reboot.

  • May 14, 2010, 4:57 p.m. CST

    See Faust, you're still here

    by Grammaton Cleric Binks

    I guess all is forgiven.

  • May 14, 2010, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Adrien Brody's nose should play The Shadow

    by JackSlater4

  • May 14, 2010, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Why did stallone change his mind?

    by Candy ass monkey suit

    I was looking forward to rambo 5..dunno what happened to change his mind. Reckon he wants to go straight in and do a sequel to the expendables

  • May 14, 2010, 5:21 p.m. CST

    The Expendables could possibly fail

    by brocknroll

    Those who think the "Expendables" is going to be huge in box office, a lot of you guys are delusional than I thought. Who would want to see a bunch of old and washed up action stars full of muscles? The only people that would go see this movie is the few action fans that are still around. Sorry guys but I think, "The A-Team" is going to be more successful, just my prediction. Don't get me wrong, I want to see "The Expendables" myself, the film looks like a great action ride, I don't think it's going to be as big as "The Dark Knight" or "Avatar". The only people I see going to see "The Expendables" is nothing but young 20 to 30 something year olds. Don't get your hopes up if Expendables will be a hit. A-Team is gonna win, like it or not.

  • May 14, 2010, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Sylvester Stallone just called ...

    by ColonelFatheart

    ... to say THE EXPENDABLES was going to suck. &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;<br>HARD. &thinsp;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj;&zwj</br>

  • May 14, 2010, 5:39 p.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by donkingkong

    Hey folks, Harry here. My good bud Sly just called me back. He said he changed his mind again, and will go ahead with Rambo part 6. Simply titled "John Livingston Rambo the VI." It will be a noirish take on the sci-fi paranormal action thriller genre, set in the Mexican border town of Ciudad Juarez. Meth fueled super-soldiers, prostitution, Geritol, bowel displacement and redemption are all said to be the major themes/motifs of this film , as far as plot details go, I promised an oath of secrecy to Sly that I wouldn't say any more. What Sly promised was that this last Rambo movie will be the ultimate book-end to the series! A wonderful write off and salute to the iconic character.

  • May 14, 2010, 5:52 p.m. CST

    So, Harry's stomach just called....

    by PinkFloyd7

    It says to stop eating those KFC "Double Down" sandwiches all the time, or you will only live to age 39, instead of your expected lifespan of 41.

  • May 14, 2010, 6:17 p.m. CST

    MORE RAMBO SLY!!!!

    by FleshMachine

    RAMBO WAS REALLY PRETTY GOOD...and between that and the GREAT ROCKY BALBOA..YOU'RE CLEARLY ON THE RIGHT TRACK...KEEP GOING!!

  • May 14, 2010, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Should to at least one more.

    by Todaysfate

    RAMBO was a great film. I believe so good that most people would line up to do it again. Seems strange to hang it up after that one was so impressive. It has got to be the expendables thing. It will be aweseom ... but why try to create and build new iconic characters when you have one already. One more RAMBO movie !!!

  • May 14, 2010, 7:05 p.m. CST

    I just got off the phone with Stephen Spielberg

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    He said the Super 8 trailer sucks and that JJ Abrams is a hack, and he's talking to lawyers about getting his name taken off the credits

  • May 14, 2010, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Hey Folks, Conspiracy here...

    by conspiracy

    I was sitting home watching Immoral Sisters 5, eating a freezer full of Eskimo Pies and contemplating ending it all. Out of the Blue, Stallone calls...tells me No Fucking Way!

  • May 14, 2010, 7:08 p.m. CST

    I'd like to see what Sly can do with a bigger budget

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    his last three films(including Expendables?) seemed a bit hampered by it.

  • May 14, 2010, 7:14 p.m. CST

    well it's trading at $100 mil on the HSX

    by WINONA_RYDERS_PUSSY_JUICE

    so that would be like a 35 million opening weekend. I'm not that excited by the trailer, it looks O.K., I'll definitely check it out, but I wonder when I should short that stock, now or before it's released?

  • May 14, 2010, 7:24 p.m. CST

    So Sylvester Stallone just called...

    by EddieMurphysLaugh

    Harry here, He wants to borrow some more of my fat for the Copland sequel.

  • May 14, 2010, 8:13 p.m. CST

    brocknroll...what?!!

    by Jaka

    Ooooh, never mind.

  • May 14, 2010, 8:14 p.m. CST

    So Harry's Journalistic Integrity just called...

    by Le Vicious Fishus

    I wanted to know if it would ever return.<BR><BR>It said, "NO FUCKING WAY!"

  • May 14, 2010, 8:56 p.m. CST

    Lindsey Lohan called

    by RPLocke

    she said Machete looks like shit.

  • May 14, 2010, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Hey Sly: Please bring back LOST!!!

    by CRISPIN_GLOVERS_ACID_FLASHBACK

    Please! Could you please fly around the earth and reverse time so that we can have a good last season of LOST, oh could you Sly, could you, please???!!!!

  • May 15, 2010, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Macaulay Culkin just called...

    by brandonbreaks

    and has his fingers crossed about news of possible Good Son sequels & a Home Alone reboot(starring macaulay culkin as a Wet Bandit)

  • May 15, 2010, 1:19 a.m. CST

    Maybe a remake of the Italian Stallion?

    by Soulpower

  • May 15, 2010, 2:39 a.m. CST

    can he make up his mind?

    by lonewolfmcquade

    Sly has always striked me as the kind of man who hangs his opinions where the wind blows. First he's all talking about Rambo V, then all of a sudden he comes up with this stupid mutant soldier idea for Rambo, only to go backt to the Mexico plot only to turn aorund saying, nah, no more Rambo. You know what. I really dont care. I'm still pissed at him for writing a piece of shit script for the last Rambo and before he proofs with The Expendables that he is able to write a coherent script and dont give a fuck about what he's doing next.

  • May 15, 2010, 2:55 a.m. CST

    LEGEND OF THE DUELIST...just suggesting, Sly

    by Monkey_King

    Perfect Sci-Fi vehicle for Sly, only the aliens might have to be retooled. Fights could be choreographed by the Yuen's.

  • May 15, 2010, 3:11 a.m. CST

    Lady Gaga didn't called

    by Gorgomel

    she kinda busy

  • May 15, 2010, 4:08 a.m. CST

    great movie title

    by Potatino

    So Sylvester Stallone just called... the Harry Knowles story

  • May 15, 2010, 4:49 a.m. CST

    Stallone is the man

    by theplant

    Fuck the right holders

  • May 15, 2010, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Hey say what you will, but Harry embodies...

    by JaimeFoxx

    the American dream. You all know it :-D !

  • May 15, 2010, 8:50 a.m. CST

    NOOOOO!!!!!

    by Lampers

    Please Sly, one more Rambo. I'll be good, I promise!

  • May 15, 2010, 8:59 a.m. CST

    So Roman Polanski just called...

    by CharyouTree

    he said "fuck not again"

  • May 15, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    italian stallion 2 : first vagina blood

    by Gorgomel

  • May 15, 2010, 10:15 a.m. CST

    HARRY IS SUCH A FAGGOT....

    by HARRYIZAFAGGOT

    Name drop here biased review there....child molestation everywhere. I'm going to start a new site! It will be called AintItKewlNewz.com ....whadya think?! Too original?

  • May 15, 2010, 11:24 a.m. CST

    C'mon, do Rambo V

    by NeoDevilbaneX

    Let's see a second trilogy. I'm down.

  • May 15, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Charlotte Lewis just Called...

    by conspiracy

    said "cuz I gotta eat!"

  • May 15, 2010, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Gloria Aldred just called...

    by conspiracy

    said; "I want my Fucking Cut!"

  • May 15, 2010, 12:04 p.m. CST

    RICHARD GERE CALLED

    by theplant

    HE SAID HE WANTS REVENGE ON SLY ON THAT GERBIL STORY, AND WILL STEP INTO THE CHARACTER SHOES IN HIS PLACE

  • May 15, 2010, 12:06 p.m. CST

    So Harry's Penis just called...

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    and wanted to say..please someone get me out of Robert Rodriguez Mouth

  • May 15, 2010, 12:23 p.m. CST

    An open letter to Sylvester Stallone

    by Miguel De Barioz

    Hello Sylvester - You ARE a great man - we all know this. All the men in my village watch your videos all of the time. My uncle Jose likes to watch Rocky 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6 (rocky Balboas) wearing his boxing shorts and gloves. I am curating the first Stallone Film festival south of the border next month. Will you be attending - We have booked a room for you and your wife/girlfriend and have got extra food in for you and her. My father has booked a priest to talk about your work prior to showing a copy of your new film that my cousin will have soon on video. Hopefully this wont cost you too much. Hope to speak soon Sylvester.

  • May 15, 2010, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Miguel De Barioz

    by AsimovLives

    Flatery will take you nowhere.

  • May 15, 2010, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Hyperbole and name dropping are Harry's kryptonite

    by AsimovLives

    If Harry didn't do the constant name dropping and the constant hybebolic nonsense about his reviews, he would be taken much more seriousy, and would eliminate half the criticism leveled at him.

  • May 15, 2010, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Asimov cochi^ia

    by Miguel De Barioz

    Hello Asimov - I see you still have no wife or lover to occupy your time. In my village there is an old saying: "The man you call your friend is your friend - The man you call your enemy is an arseholio who you can say what the fuck you want about" With this in mind I would like to remind everyone about your plans to film a biopic of gay porn star Bigus McHorne sand take the lead role yourself. Adios.

  • May 15, 2010, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Spike Lee just called -- he said Rambo is racist

    by theplant

    Says he wants to make him pay and will bring him to justice for murdering foreign people. Says it doesn't matter if the foreign man is shooting at you with an AK47, to shoot back is racist.

  • May 15, 2010, 2:51 p.m. CST

    So, Stallone just called...

    by ObiBen

    ...and he said he was pissed when he realized that all the cast of the Expendables shared the same LA plastic surgeon as he, and that the director kept calling him and everybody on the set "Burt".

  • May 15, 2010, 3:39 p.m. CST

    So Bruce Willis just called...

    by Bill Clay

    He personally told me that he's taking over the lead in Rambo V. Rambo will be bald because Bruce doesn't want the hassle of wearing a toupee anymore. And Bruce promised me that the movie will be a smash-mouth PG, better than the original, except for no blood or swearing.

  • May 15, 2010, 4:09 p.m. CST

    So My Third Grade Grammar And Spelling-

    by CellarDweller

    textbooks just called. I could barely understand them because they were clearly upset and couldn't stop sobbing. I think they said something to the effect of, "Harry, you don't write. You don't call. And, from reading your atrocious reviews/posts, you've obviously turned your back on us. Choke on Rocky's cock you illiterate, ass-kissing hack!"

  • May 15, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Miguel De Barioz

    by AsimovLives

    I see you still try to pass, unsucessfuly, as a spanish speaking person... while failing miserably. And you are still crazy. Your post was simply incompreensible.

  • May 15, 2010, 4:17 p.m. CST

    HI SLY!

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Nice to see you are still visiting this site sometimes.<BR> Can we agree that the Disney version of Robin Hood is better than the new one? haha

  • May 15, 2010, 4:34 p.m. CST

    Miguel De Barioz made me laugh out loud

    by BumLove

    Very funny.

  • May 15, 2010, 4:36 p.m. CST

    BTW, the latest Box Office numbers for KickAss

    by BumLove

    In its 5th week...Kick Ass's box office numbers are unknown because it is not even in the top 12. It has been beaten by Death at Funeral, Furry Vengeance, a documentary about Babies, and Avatar which was released on DVD a few weeks back. Seriously...KickAss is being beaten by a movie that's out on DVD. Just had to pass this along.

  • May 15, 2010, 5:13 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    "Flatery will take you nowhere." <p> = "literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance"

  • May 15, 2010, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Detso_Ritter

    by AsimovLives

    Your post makes no sense whatsoever.

  • May 15, 2010, 5:26 p.m. CST

    AsimovLives

    by Detso_Ritter

    It means that you lack the ability to detect humor any more subtle than a man slipping on a banana peel and falling on his behind to the sound of canned laughter.

  • May 15, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Sly, stop talking about Rambo and Expendables...

    by SamLoomis1978

    and get cracking on "Cliffhanger 2" and bring John Lithgow's villain back from the dead.

  • May 15, 2010, 6:45 p.m. CST

    ObiBen

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    Stallone IS the director so your hilarious joke FAILED. GOOD DAY SIR.

  • May 15, 2010, 7:52 p.m. CST

    D'OH!

    by ObiBen

    Stalone picked that directing gig just to sabotage my joke. [raises fist to overhanging camera] Stalone, you fiiiiieeend!!!

  • May 15, 2010, 8:32 p.m. CST

    Remake..

    by bobbyperusteeth

    ...First Blood with Sam Worthington.Oh wait...don't.

  • May 15, 2010, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Prince John just called

    by 'Cholera's Ghost

    And declared Stallone to be an OUUTTTLAAAWWWWW!!!

  • May 15, 2010, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Stallone, you need to do one more Rambo!

    by Madmarek

    With Rocky Balboa you completed the circle and it was amazing. With John Rambo you carried on with the events started in Rambo II and III which was entertaining but to me didn't symbolize the character as well as the harsh reality of First Blood.<p> At the end of Rambo when he returns to America walking down the road I was as excited as I'd ever been about a Rambo movie. I thought this was a signal you were returning to First Blood for the final Rambo movie.<p> I feel kinda let down and disappointed that you would leave him on that road and hope you make that final Rambo movie and go full circle just like you did with Rocky. :)

  • May 15, 2010, 9:38 p.m. CST

    Madmarek is right

    by Barrio

  • May 15, 2010, 9:42 p.m. CST

    Stallone come on

    by Barrio

    I was excited about the ending to Rambo in that the character landed in US, and so the next film in the series will be on US soil. You have to come back for your loyal fans for a final 6th. Please.

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  • May 15, 2010, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Anyone know where I can get some shitfuck asshole hoes?

    by torontoxic

    btw Bruce Willis emailed me today and he says cause Harry and Sly are so close him and Harry aren't BFFs anymore.

  • May 15, 2010, 10:58 p.m. CST

    New Images of Jason Momoa as Conan here

    by james4543

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  • May 16, 2010, 12:21 a.m. CST

    Detso-Ritter...

    by Lucky13

    You stepped into the batter's box with your post aimed at Asimov. Then he lobbed you a 75mph, waist-high fastball when he said that you "don't make sense"... and you slammed it out of the park with your "man slipping on a banana" response. Thank you, sir. You brought a smile to my face in this depressing thread.

  • May 16, 2010, 3:03 a.m. CST

    THANK YOU SLY - I watched RAMBO IV on the plane 4 times.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    I had an aisle seat with my monitor in front playing the ending Rambo massacre over and over again, and people were walking by like "huh??". Uncensored!

  • May 16, 2010, 3:57 a.m. CST

    I Can't believe...

    by Batou

    I can't believe anyone thought that poster wasa Rambo 5 poster. For Fs sake the I before the V was visible, and the pic was from Rambo 4 Utter retard to fall for it.

  • May 16, 2010, 5:03 a.m. CST

    So this isn't a Sue Sylvester talkback?

    by VikkiMarsdale

    Never mind.

  • May 16, 2010, 8:30 a.m. CST

    "Rise of Rambo"

    by Stalin vs Predator

    You know it. Starring Shia Laboof as the 19-year old recruit Jonathan "John" Rambo.

  • May 16, 2010, 8:57 a.m. CST

    "So Sylvester Stallone just called..."

    by Underdogthe3rd

    Man, listen to yourself... Do you have any idea of how conceited that sounded?

  • May 16, 2010, 9:02 a.m. CST

    "So Sylvester Stallone just called..." - Part 2

    by Underdogthe3rd

    Whats your point? And BTW all these celebrities? They think it's good to theirs image just talk with someone like... you. Like hugging a retarded children or adopt a black baby. I know. Nasty. But, hey, you are using them the same way too, so I guess its ok.

  • May 16, 2010, 9:13 a.m. CST

    So maybe we'll finally get that Stallone Western we've all been

    by NippleEffect

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  • May 16, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    ... waiting for

    by NippleEffect

    bump-a-dita bump-a-dita bump-a-dita...

  • May 16, 2010, 9:15 a.m. CST

    If this question wasn't asked in the last 2 go rounds...

    by BumLove

    ...I'd like to know if Sly was really the one who started the Richard Gere gerbil rumor.

  • May 16, 2010, 9:18 a.m. CST

    yeah it was

    by NippleEffect

    e answered that somewhere along the line<p> kinda sorta....

  • May 16, 2010, 9:46 a.m. CST

    John Cleese to play Rambo's father.

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    "Rambo you're home, oh goody. Hungry? There is a dead parrot in the fridge for you to eat."

  • May 16, 2010, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Harry here. SO I just answered the phone.......

    by Yoda's Ball Sack

    and it was Drew McWeeny wanting his old job back.

  • May 16, 2010, 10:30 a.m. CST

    Of course First Blood will be remade anyway..

    by darthwaz1

    We all know it.

  • May 16, 2010, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Shia will be Rambo in Rambo : First Blood

    by theplant

    He will play an actor vet who survived the writer's strike of 2008. Only to be arrested by an agent who wants to jail him.

  • May 16, 2010, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Underdogthe3rd

    by HoichiTheEarless

    I doubt Harry cares much about the criticism. He's a guy who has turned negligible talent into a lucrative business and one that Hollywood considers a legit marketing avenue. So he gets calls from people in Hollywood who want to pimp their shit. And he likes to brag about it. Sure, it's bad form, but hey, he's never let being a bad writer get in his way, so why should he stop being a shameless name dropper? If it seems unfair, just remind yourself that there are greater things that can be accomplished than creating a successful fanboy website and try to aim for that yourself.

  • May 16, 2010, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Russel Crowe called

    by RPLocke

    his movie bombed.

  • May 16, 2010, 7:04 p.m. CST

    I'm a proud plant

    by plantman

    And I work for the big boys. What the hell is wrong with you people? Why so much vitriol against the greatest actor on the planet?

  • May 16, 2010, 7:13 p.m. CST

    you are no plant.

    by plantman

    You are a fu**in weed!

  • May 17, 2010, 12:16 a.m. CST

    So Woody Allen called

    by NippleEffect

    he wanted to reiterate his support of Roman Polanski<br> He said Roman's suffered enough<p> Plus they like to get together and smell each others fingers

  • May 17, 2010, 8:14 a.m. CST

    "So Sylvester Stallone just called..."

    by TheKGB

    And asked why this site is NOT kewl anymore...and encouranged you to step down and resign.. Time to move on Harry...

  • May 17, 2010, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Over The Top 2: Fingering Fists

    by Shpadoinkle

    Oscar 2: This time we'd like a little notice. Machine Gun Joe versus the Volcano

  • May 17, 2010, 11:16 a.m. CST

    BurnHollywood...

    by Damned if I can login

    Damn dude, you win the prize today. Your episode with Sly and the youtube kids was pure gold.

  • May 17, 2010, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Asimov, you're right about the name dropping...

    by Damned if I can login

    But if Harry didn't do it we wouldn't get such perverse joy from ragging him to kingdom come. Sayin' you come here for the "reviews" is like sayin' you buy that porno mag for the articles...or at least we used to say that before the internet.

  • May 17, 2010, 1:44 p.m. CST

    So Trent Reznor called

    by SilentGunman

    He said he'd rather die than give you control, plus he wants to fuck you like an animal.

  • May 17, 2010, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Looking forward to harrys objective "expendables" review

    by Piratebill

    Another example why this sites just another arm of the studios publicity machine.

  • May 17, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    So, Ronnie James Dio just called....

    by PinkFloyd7

    and said "the ending is just a beginning. the closer you get to the meaing. the sooner you know that you're dreaming"

  • May 17, 2010, 9:32 p.m. CST

    meaing = meaning

    by PinkFloyd7

  • May 18, 2010, 8:55 a.m. CST

    So Captain Just Called

    by SilentGunman

    He says Tenille is a castrating frigid bitch, he feels like he's half a man for wearing that outfit all the time, and he also said Love NEVER keeps anyone together. Then again, he sounded like he'd been crying, and his speech was slurred, so it could have been the booze talking.

  • May 18, 2010, 11:49 a.m. CST

    So, Corey Feldman just called

    by JoeSixPack

    Give me a break, the ego masturbation on this site is astounding.

  • May 18, 2010, 4:05 p.m. CST

    RAMBO V slave story can just be modified into EXPENDABLES 2.

    by GibsonUSA Returns

    Imagine some slave trader opening the door and seeing Sly, Chow Yun Fat, and Wesley Snipes. LOL

  • May 19, 2010, 4:10 a.m. CST

    @PinkFloyd7

    by Moon_Knight

    Please move away from Austin. Its California assholes like you that have made this town not nearly as cool as it used to be.

  • May 20, 2010, 10:28 a.m. CST

    @Moon_Knight

    by garybuseys_incisors

    Amen brother

  • May 20, 2010, 12:07 p.m. CST

    here's another call...this one from Walter B...

    by just pillow talk

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  • May 20, 2010, 12:44 p.m. CST

    That's like beating on a goldfish

    by orcus

  • May 20, 2010, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Orcus' bad. Orcus was thinking about the

    by orcus

    other thread

  • May 20, 2010, 3:31 p.m. CST

    @Moon Knight

    by PinkFloyd7

    What makes Austin not as cool as it used to be are elitist Austin assholes like yourself. You pride yourself in being "weird" and "open minded" yet despise outsiders. I doubt you're even a true local. About 99% of the people I meet here are from somewhere else. So please take your criticism and go fuck yourself.

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