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Mel Gibson's Hand Is Now In Jodie Foster's BEAVER!! And Here Are Some Pics Of It Happening!!
Merrick here...
A while back, we learned that Mel Gibson would star in a Jodie Foster directed film called THE BEAVER - about a man who walks around with a beaver puppet on his hand that he treats as a real person (details HERE).
When we first heard this news, many wondered if this concept (and title) were actually a joke. It's for real, and now there's photographic evidence from the set to prove it.
These come to us via DListed.com. You can poke that beaver to find more images of Mel, Jodie, etc.
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Hurr-hurr.
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...I don't think the Jodie Foster's beaver joke is ever going to get old.
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dude is fucking OLD!!!
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The beaver, not Mel..
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the "leave it to Beaver"-Reboot we have all heard about?
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like he was around trading beaver pelts with the fucking Huron.
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Are you sure the movie isn't called: "Fisting"?
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Am I right?
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Thats just every day Mel.
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I'd insert a link (pun intended) but I might get banned from the boards. Use your imagination. I know movies aren't the only things you guys are surfing for on the web.
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I need another Gibson Blockbuster now.
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Merrick, I love the headline... very unabashedly juvenile. Awesome!
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Have at it, my proud beauties.
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And Mel Gibson is playing Dave Coulier.
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it has to be, to get a whole hand in there.
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Sep 29, 2009 10:53:46 AM CDT
I think Mel would scrape his knuckles on Jodie's beaver...
by flickapoo
......abrasive.I like both Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster. Looks like fun. Hope it's good.
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Or the mange?
Inquiring minds want to know. -
around a beaver puppet that only he can talk to. sounds like someone is smoking the wacky tabbacky. does jody smoke refeer. but then i suppose the idea of a man talking to a giant white rabbit sounded nuts too but it worked. this sounds nuts
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Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
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Seriously...it's got the crazy eyes.
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at the top of his game. and if he can recapture the goofy side, thats good.
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Call anyone sugartits?
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but I would rather he direct another braveheartesque movie :)
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apologising for the Beavers angry outbursts?
Could he try to say he was prepping for this movie, way back when? -
Um yeah...great to see Mel back, but this isn't quite what I had in mind.
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ROD TAYLOR RETURNS, AND THIS TIME HE'S BROUGHT A FRIEND...
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with every passing day...
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Sep 29, 2009 11:14:55 AM CDT
...I like old grizzled Mel. Even with a beaver on his hand.
by flickapoo
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Damn.
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Its got real character. I likey.
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this man has no shame. the sacred beaver? this isn't funny. the beaver is very important to me and many other men. fucking sonovabitch.
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gibson displayed great comic timing in what women want.
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I didn't think you all trafficked in the gossip side of the industry... :)That said, I think this is one of those "cool" bits of news that would otherwise not have made the cut had it not been for the great tagline...
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How will this differ from LARS AND THE REAL GIRL? No Emily Mortimer hotness? Thumbs down!!!!
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Man loves fake beav-->Lars
Man loves fake beav-->Mel
Hasn't this been done before? -
vastly underrated, as a western, a comedy, and as possibly Foster's best acting job ever. A flighty, cunning, sexually manipulative thief? Jodie Foster? But she pulled it off.
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Also seems silly to try and knock a film with an interesting premise and talent on both sides of the camera just cause of a superficial similarity.
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That's got to be the end of the joke now, though... right? I can see this getting real old real fast.
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was on the blacklist. Great fucking script. Never imagined Mel in the leading role, but I figure he can pull off subversive comedy just as good as anyone else.
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Maybe after this movie, he could do one where he eats alot of a muscle building supplement in an effort to catch Kathie Lee Gifford's favor
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Braveheart was good, alright.
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Oh, you said Beaverheart fistr.
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You want a ventriloquist, he the man, dawg. you want a fucking lunatic, there's Mel.
This mvie sounds insane. I'm already there. BITCHES, COME!!! -
Ok, it's really really derivative, but I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that it ends up being a better movie than Senor Spielbergo's remake of Harvey.
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DUNHAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
Dot com!! -
go be psychotic with Randy and Evi Quaid
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Mels hand is up his ass?
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If you look at this picture whilst considering the "path" that Mel has been on recently its funnier than anything an satirist or commentator could possibly invent. Fucking hell.
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Sep 29, 2009 12:43:19 PM CDT
Media Messiah said ChoclateWoman gave him fisting privileges
by dirk_the_amoeba
Yup, here's the proof.
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and Scarface in the Dark Knight sequel. That would be more entertaining than a stupid beaver.
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deny the Holocaust?
Jodie you made "Maverick" with this wacko. That's It. You don't owe him anything, unless you are a sympathizer with Mel and his father's views. -
They were gonna use franklin but he's holding out for the Arrested movie
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So it should be a pretty great movie.
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... ain't 13 years old. Just sayin...
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He has lost all his good looks. Looks like hell.
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And a jobs is a job!
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This movie is all a ruse. Foster is pulling a big scam on Gibson to expose how nuts he really is. Mark my words--there are hidden cameras picking up his every move and remark, and the BEAVER movie is just a front. The real film will be a documentary about Mel.
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That's all I had to say.
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Or beastiality
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Media Messiah was right!
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Sep 29, 2009 1:36:52 PM CDT
White hand, brown beaver: An interracialspecies love story
by dirk_the_amoeba
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In stores now!
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This picture alone had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. It's the suprised look on Mel's face. Is he acting? God, I hope not.
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...this joke/concept was run into the ground back when Billy Christal did it on 'Soap'.
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and on and on and....
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Not to sound gay, but Mel Gibson was a beautifully handsome man. Look at him in the mid 80's. In the 90's he was maturing into a rugged handsome man. At 53, only fucking 53, he looks like a street corner lunatic, puffy and ravaged from alcohol. I'm 52, and although I've no movie star looks, at least I don't look 15 years older than my actual age.
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Sep 29, 2009 2:00:53 PM CDT
Hey Mel! Tell me how my ass tastes!
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
Could not resist.
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Everyone.
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At this point it looks like roadkill. And smells like it too.
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poor puppet.
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i just watched Braveheart, and man Mel looks like crap.
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Was it Marty Scorcese? He was pretty wild in the mid 70's...
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So he's basically playing himself.Pretty good actor and brillant director, though.
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... but we get this instead... Thanks a lot, Mel. Aussie douche...
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This is a great talkback.
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Don't think Jody can pull it off.
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with the puppet.
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please don't make this a dramedy, we want some straight fucking crazy comedy for god's sake!
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...because I imagine at a certain point you really would be too old to have Mel Gibson's hand up you ass...I'm not saying when that time is...I imagine it's different for everyone...but I'm sure it catches up with you.
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Sep 29, 2009 2:54:08 PM CDT
...puts a new spin on "they fuck you at the drive-through!".
by flickapoo
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Please be epic
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it might be epic, but do you really think Jody Foster can pull this off. I know she's going to make it a serious story about a guy with mental problems instead of playing it for laughs like the subject matter calls for. And even if she does play it for laughs I don't think she can do it justice.
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...good movie.
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Believe me
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And almost triggered World War 3. That's no ordinary beaver.
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No shit. He's almost 60, what the fuck do you expect him to look like?
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You damned dirty Mel! Seriously, I'll have nightmares for days on end, after seeing that picture!
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Sep 29, 2009 3:45:30 PM CDT
No, that's just Mel after work during Happy Hour.
by the reluctant austinite
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...especially when I get up in the middle of the night and don't want to wake up too much.And don't want to miss in the dark.
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"Me order! Me master! Me run Beavertown!"..."Two men enter, one man leaves with a beaver on his hand."
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Sep 29, 2009 3:52:38 PM CDT
Heard that Mel and Danny Glover may sign for another LETHAL WEAP
by thegreatwhatzit
But neither of them realize the script is actually a remake of ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN THE FOREIGN LEGION. Ah, what the hell--the audience will be equally clueless.
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Sep 29, 2009 4:08:22 PM CDT
Mel Gibson has a beaver puppet, Your arguement is invalid
by glory_fades_immaxfischer
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beaver knows what its doing. but i like them shaved
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are just pissing on themselves and dont even know it. think about it.
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This could be good. It's good to see Mel back in action in front of the camera. Lethal Weapon 5?? I'm WAITING!!!! http://sickpicks.blogspot.com/
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It's almost surreal how awesome this sounds. Batshit Crazy Mel Gibson playing Batshit Crazy. With a Beaver puppet. Wonderful.
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Home for the Holidays is very funny. That said, I hope we're not getting some 'Lars and the Real Girl' knock-off.
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again
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It now has me officially pumped.
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Looking forward!
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Sep 29, 2009 5:02:07 PM CDT
JUST HAVE THE BEAVER SAY "I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!"
by bringingsexyback
or yell "Diplomatic immunity!"
I mean, that's a given. -
for its heart-warming feel
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Nuff said.
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why do u keep talking about?
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...I own you. You are mine to toy with.You will be hearing from my lawyer.
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Go watch Stargate.
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My bad.
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...I'm very reasonable about these things. I usually accept compensation in the form of red wine and fancy cheese....and maybe a "thank you" in the acceptance speech.Oh, and oral sex.
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But if I find part 2 of Lesbian Homework Session, consider yourself amply rewarded.
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This time Mel gets help building a dam and saves his crop.
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How in the world can you take this seriously? Mel I know you've been gone for a while but if you want a comeback role acting with puppet beaver is not the answer.
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at least i dont waste my time watching women i will never get a chance to fuck.
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"I WANT MY BEAVER!!!!!!!"
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...veeeeery carefully to be sure nobody steals my jokes.That's......sad.
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No, you spend precious hours watching MacGiver go through space portals.
I should be so sophisticated. -
Nature of the beast.
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or is she also into Lesbian homework session?
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and I'll leave your dad out too. We have a deal?
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we cant really berate each other if one of us cant do it right
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ah, what could have been.
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I... i just couldn't resist. Should have stayed on my Vicodin...
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is if Jews hate and persecute this beaver and demand a pound of its flesh before they'll let go of their hatred and desire for vengeance. or maybe this movie is about their presumed grudge against the beaver for another 1000 years. DAMN YOU ANTI SEMITIC BEAVER YOU MUST BE INSANE TO DISAGREE POLITICALLY WITH US
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im sorry dude, i didnt mean anything. ur wife is probably a good person who every now and then likes to get a little something something on the side but thats okay coz its the 21st century and shit.
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"They may take our lives, but they will never take our beavers!"
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oh man thats so funny
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Mel Gibson is awesome - just watched the first "Lethal Weapon" last night and the attempted suicide in the trailer scene is so damn well-acted.
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do all us hetero guys go for lesbians the way we do? we know we cant have them yet i luv it when i found out a girls gay like jodie herself
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Sep 29, 2009 6:54:21 PM CDT
DIOX NOBODY FUCKS WITH BSB EXCEPT ME!
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
...and DocPazuzu....and about twenty other TB'ers...and that little old lady down the road with a busted hip and halitosis - and cane...and the second grade class at the school he teaches at...and...
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Sep 29, 2009 7:29:37 PM CDT
Jodi Foster wears underwear with d!ckholes in them!
by bizarroasimovlives
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Sep 29, 2009 8:33:26 PM CDT
Actually, no male hand has ever...
by flurryofchocolateglazedkrispykremedonuts
... been within 2000 miles of Jodie Foster's "beaver"! (Well dammit, someone was bound to say it!)
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.. at least one more Max Rockatansky flick. I think an old Mad Max would be much easier to pull off than an old Indy. Just leave out the urchins this time.
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But is Mel still a member of that radical Roman Catholic sect, or whatever? I mean, he's divorcing his wife. Isn't that a Traditional Catholic no-no? What does Der ReichsPope think about this particular turn of events?
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female tongues were in that beaver.
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Sep 29, 2009 8:39:25 PM CDT
Jodie used to be one hot-ass lesbian
by flurryofchocolateglazedkrispykremedonuts
Now she's aging badly and getting all sharp and jaggedy-looking. Kinda sad, really.
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http://tinyurl.com/m6gr8z
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Enquiring minds want to know.
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And so is Jodie Foster
will see this
also can't wait for Book Of Eli, Where The Wild Thngs Are, Inception And Tron
Now all we need is Denzel in a movie with Mel and Tom Sizemore directed by Paul Verhoeven and I'll be in movie heaven! -
even if shes a dyke
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i could make her change teams. i think.
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What's with all the Jodie Foster being hot comments? What strange world is this... she's not "unnattractive" but certainly not HOT?
Two... The Beaver script was completely overrated. Those expecting funny will be dissapointed, it's not a comedy and the story is about a man losing himself to another personality... that of an brittish beaver. Once you take away that novelty it's move of the week trife. I didn't enjoy it, but it was at the top of the Black List so what do I know. -
like you want to know what she looks like having an orgasm kinda hot. my birthday wish last year was to have Jodie Foster suck my dick. but my birthday wish this year was to have sienna miller suck on my dick. my birthday wish next year is to have emily deschanel suck my dick. im very consistent with my birthday wishes as you can tell.
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Sep 29, 2009 10:03:50 PM CDT
What if SGU was on? Would you watch it while Jodie was knobbing?
by hey_kobe_tell_me_how_my_ass_tastes
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Sep 29, 2009 10:22:45 PM CDT
Damn, I thought this would be a picture of MEL GIBSON fisting JO
by simondunkle
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Sep 29, 2009 10:32:32 PM CDT
Had the privilege of meeting J. Foster on my home turf
by thegreatwhatzit
Seriously. Baltimore (4-5 month ago, film seminar and shoot). My girlfriend trailed behind Foster at a junk food market. They both engaged in a long conversation ("I didn't even know it was Jodie Foster," insisted my gf, "until she turned around just to pass the time. She was so gracious, we talked about the current crop of horror films and TAXI DRIVER. I thought I'd freak but she was so informal and cool." As for the Mel Gibson photo, it just may be his impersonation of the Hugo vignette from DEAD OF NIGHT (if this reference confuses you, no sweat-just uncap a cold one and watch your vintage library of FRIDAY THE 13TH or Bowery Boys DVDs).
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"knobbing"?? geez man where do you get these words from.
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To the bone
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OK I'll stop now
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jodie foster and gibson reteaming? i am a HUGE fan of gibson, so this looks like a fun adventure.
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And damn Mel Gibson for doing THIS movie, of all possible projects. Why return from directing to act in this? How awful.
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You should see what he did with wallabies and kaolas
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Now I'm in her beaver!
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"Fuck, they're makin' a MOVIE out of this?"
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Mr. Hat was kidnapped and now his bestest friend Beaver is on the case. make it so
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as long as it's not treated as a quirky comedy like King of California
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Looks fucking hilarious. I hope it will be good.
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i wonder if the beaver will suffer a 30 minute ass whipping..haha!
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...STAT!
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Jane: "Thanks. I just had it stuffed last week." Frank: "Let me help you with that."
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Didn't they already make this movie? I believe it was called "Groundhog Day" with B Murray?
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This is just plain nuts; high-concept madness: It's just like Harvey, only with a stuffed beaver toy instead of an invisible rabbit. Nobody, but nobody is going to watch this movie except maybe fanboys who can't get enough of beaver jokes. The picture shows the entire movie.
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I see a new desktop background.
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That is all.
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Sep 30, 2009 9:48:22 AM CDT
I uploaded that pic to icanhascheezburger.com immediately.
by royston lodge
'nuff said.
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http://tinyurl.com/ya4wk2r
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"GIVE ME BACK MY BEAVER!!!!"
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What A Beaver Wants. Mel gets into accident, and suddendly wakes up with the ability, to read the mind of beavers, everywhere.
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A boy befriends, a man who lives next door, who has a beaver puppet, stuck on his hand. Now that's a movie!
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Caiphas: "Tell us, are you the Messiah? The Son of the living God?"
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Seriously, there's no way this is a wide release movie.
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We knew Jodie was a closet rug muncher (nothing wrong about that) and Mel wanted to get back on people's good graces, I guess this was the only way JF could have people indirectly/directly speaking about a man having contact with her genitals while Mel tried to win people back with laughs, cuz whether you like it or not he's too old for this shit, whether Lethal Weapon or Mad Max Rockatansky (spl?)
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We now know who will replace Ford for part 5.
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He never thought he could feel so free. Making fun of jews in stained underwear. Who could it be? Bever or not it's Mel G!
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He almost has a James Garner look, or at least he is getting to the age that he'd look good in similar wardrobe. Anybody else agree Mel could be good in a Rockford Files remake?
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Maverick was bad enough.
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not Beavers.
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If it's a farrelly comedy or a drama or even dramedy it'll fail. Make it a cannabis comedy and it'll do aaaaiiiigght.
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Have you people forgotten that crazy Mel can actually act? If there was a guy out there who was born to play a crazy dude with his hand stuffed up a beavers ass...it's Mel Gibson, or possibly Leonardo DeCaprio.
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[eyeroll]
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Or is he starting to look like Shatner?
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has Mel been hittin' tha buuoooze?
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of the coming war between the Lesbians and the Jews.
GO TEAM VENTURE!!! -
where he talked some shit about the Lebanese but, the Lesbians thought it was about them.
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wins
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Mel Gibson plays a suicidal cop, who gets teamed up, with a beaver, who's a cop that goes by the book.
"I am getting too old, for this wood." -
but what exactly is this movie supposed to be about? What is the tone? Is this supposed to be a comedy? A serious drama? Just what the hell IS this shit?
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Riggs: "Will it! We're not too old for this beaver. We're not too old for this beaver. Say it like you believe it! We're not too old for this beaver."
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...a BEAVER.
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Is a great idea! But won't it start massive protests, amongst beavers, as to how they are protrayed in the film?
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Also have to be in Beaver, as well?
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Everyone finds out The Beaver is real, and Mel isn't the crazy one he was the smart one, but it's too late. They've fatally injured Mel. With his dying words he utters "Forgive them Beaver for they know not what they do." But it's too late. The Beaver looks angrily at the mob that killed Mel, and the skies suddenly darken and thunder and lightning dot the sky. The last shot is foamy saliva dripping down The Beaver's buckteeth. AFTER THE CREDITS a preview of the sequel The Dark Beaver is shown. The Beaver now has Mad Max's jacket and shoulder pad, Braveheart makeup, and Martin Riggs' mullet. he utters lines like "Why so beaverous?" and "Let's put a Beavour on that face! He's reaking havoq for some unknown reason, Michael Caine says that some Beavers just want to watch the world burn.
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The Beaver, is from another planet, and is afraid of water, and Joaquin Phoenix, has to hit the beaver, with a baseball, in order to save the world.
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and its killing me right now
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