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Mel Gibson May Stick His Hand Into Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!

Merrick here...
Mel Gibson may take the leading role in THE BEAVER. Jodie Foster is considering co-starring and is eyeing the project as a directing op.
Some background/refresher: Kyle Killen’s “Beaver” has generated huge heat in development circles, landing the top spot on the Black List last year. The story centers on a grown man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand that he treats as a real person, and those familiar with the script have compared it to “Lars and the Real Girl” and the work of Charlie Kaufman.
...says THIS ENTRY at the RiskyBusinessBlog. Foster's last directing gig was HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, from a script by the great W.D. Richter. She previously worked alongside Mel during Richard Donner's 1994 adaptation of MAVERICK.

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  • July 10, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    I thought

    by welsh12uk

    Mel was walking around with a Beaver puppet on his hand already?

  • July 10, 2009, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Speechless

    by EastcoastAvenger

    Please no.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:27 a.m. CST

    That depends... is she a f&&&ing jew?

    by V'Shael

    Seriously, has Mel not been barred for life, from like, the whole of planet Earth? <p>

  • July 10, 2009, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Haha..Mr. Hat yelled at you!

    by Logan_1973

    You guys couldn't resist your headline, I couldn't resist mine...

  • July 10, 2009, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Gibson wants his acting Oscar

    by SoylentMean

    If they make this movie I really hope they take the "The" off the title.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:28 a.m. CST

    I don't see this happening

    by Series7

    Just don't. Anyone remember Mel's cameo in Paparazzi?

  • July 10, 2009, 9:29 a.m. CST

    I know plenty of guys who use their hand as a beaver...

    by BurnHollywood

    ...So what?

  • July 10, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Cunt: The Movie

    by Stuntcock Mike

  • July 10, 2009, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Gibson to direct Foster in "SUGARTITS: THE MOVIE"

    by ZombieHeathLedger

  • July 10, 2009, 9:39 a.m. CST

    there you go SC Mike

    by Six Demon Bag

  • July 10, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    What a freaking sensationalist title designed

    by Alienswear

    only to create hype and a viral reaction. Why not call the movie FREE BEER AND PUSSY?

  • July 10, 2009, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Well, I can't bitch about this being a remake...

    by YackBacker

    But it does sound kind of awful regardless.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:45 a.m. CST

    8 |

    by alice 13

    one sugar tits and hes spitting teeth.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Mel-mutha-phukkin-Gibson!

    by Kenshiro_187

    He is the MAN! Another Oscar nom for Mad Max in this. Speaking of which, GET BACK ON THE ROAD and KILL SOME DOGS OF WAR!!!!

  • July 10, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    BETTER HEADLINES........

    by ass clown

    Mel Gibson ponders whether it makes career sense to thrust himself into Jodie Foster's Beaver. or Mel Gibson ponders to take control of Jodie Foster's Beaver. or Mel Gibson backs away from Jesus and looks to put his unit into Jodie Foster's Beaver.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    I can't imagine this as anything but crazy

    by Spandau Belly

    Go for it.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Mel

    by ass clown

  • July 10, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    jodie's tits in panic room = sugartits

    by moviemaven83

  • July 10, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Say what you will about

    by slone13

  • July 10, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    What do you think Mr.Hat?

    by Cronkit

    Ya, thats right. Big floppy donkey dick.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:51 a.m. CST

    What do you think Mr.Hat?

    by Cronkit

    Ya, thats right. Big floppy donkey dick.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:52 a.m. CST

    MEL GIBSON SHOULD DIRECT JESUS VS MAD MAX

    by ass clown

    JIM CAVAZIEL REPRISED HIS ROLE AS JESUS TO TAKE ON AGING ACTION STAR MEL GIBSON IN A RELIGIOUS BATTLE THAT WILL HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD PREYING FOR MERCY.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Say what you will about Mel Gibson

    by slone13

    ...but the son of a bitch knows story structure.

  • July 10, 2009, 9:57 a.m. CST

    CGI MUHAMMAD MOVIE DIRECTED BY JAMES CAMERON

    by ass clown

    IF THEY DO THE MOHAMMAD MOVIE WITH PHOTO REALISTIC CGI, THAT SHOULD SHUT THOSE CRAZY SUICIDE BOMBERS UP LONG ENOUGH TO ENJOY A NICE CHARACTER PIECE. MEL GIBSON CAN WEAR THE MOTION SUIT AND CAN GROW HIS ARAB BEARD BACK OUT. MAYBE EVEN HAVE A FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN CGI MOHOAMMAD, JESUS, AND SANTA CLAUS.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:05 a.m. CST

    MEL SKIPPING MAD MAX 4, FOR A JODIE FOSTER FILM?!?!

    by Sinister Guido

    Take a cue from Stallone and revisit your iconic character. It will save your career!

  • July 10, 2009, 10:06 a.m. CST

    OF ALL THE SHIT MEL COULD DO

    by Mullah Omar

    ...he wants to star in a film about a guy with a hand puppet? <br> <br> Come on, dude, give us some other epic period piece in a marginalized language. Shit, give us a film about the Tower of Babylon or something. Even if Mel just directed Biblical stories the rest of his career, at least they'd be packed with carnage. But a film about a hand puppet? Rather than Mad Max? Come on.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:08 a.m. CST

    Mel Gibson sez nice beaver to Jodie Foster

    by skimn

    Jodie responds, "None for you breeder."

  • July 10, 2009, 10:11 a.m. CST

    what a dumbassed idea!!!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    HOLLYWOOD-SERIOSULY-WHAT THE FUCK? I got a screenplay for you(cheap too!)-it's about a guy who talk to his own shit, after he deposits it in the toilet.Then, in typical hollywood fashion-there's a babe who also pines for his attention..leaving the audience to wonder...will he choose his doodoo or the hot mamma? For a low low price of $50,000 HOLLYWOOD-YOU can find out!

  • July 10, 2009, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Taco Flavored Kisses!

    by DarthJedi

    Yackbacker, yes you can. South Park did it with the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Afleck episode where Cartman had the Jennifer Lopez hand puppet.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:16 a.m. CST

    MEL....DONT DO IT

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    I don't hate you-you're a GREAT DIRECTOR-and you'r a good actor too...don't for this bullshit.Go make a TAKEN-type film-and get back to your testertone fuled films man! Not some redonk bullshit that just can't be a REAL script.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST

    That title!

    by the new transported man

    It gave me LOLZ at the office. You have to imagine it with screaming emphasis on "beaver".

  • July 10, 2009, 10:20 a.m. CST

    LOLd at the title...

    by Gd00

  • July 10, 2009, 10:23 a.m. CST

    ATTN: Mel Gibson

    by fassbinder79

    Love your work regardless of what anyone says about you. You're the man! But listen...DON'T DO THIS FILM! Jodie Foster is talented and everything but you really need to come back with a bang and this isn't it. My suggestion...Try and work with The Hughes Brothers, Paul Verhoeven or Antoine Fuqua on an action/thriller. One of those three directors could do wonders for you. But its going to have to be an action or suspense film. No question about that.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:25 a.m. CST

    the beaver??

    by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOKEN

    their really naming a movie the beaver?!?!?!? you cant be serious!!!

  • July 10, 2009, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Mel's gotta eat . . . beaver.

    by adiehardfanwithalethalweapon

    After buying his own private island, cheating on his wife, and the possibility of child support Mel's gotta eat. So daddy's out for a paycheck.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:32 a.m. CST

    Ward ..I'm worried about the Beaver..

    by mr dark

    Mel Gibson has his hand up the Beavers ass..

  • July 10, 2009, 10:39 a.m. CST

    idrinkyourmilkshake, you're right...

    by Kenshiro_187

    I take back what I said, MEL-mutha-phukkin-GIBSON make a Taken like film! Make Max 4, go back to the Thunderdome and RULE! DIRECT a Taken-esque film, make it bloody! make another historical epic, do something other than being directed by Nell.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:40 a.m. CST

    idrinkyourmilkshake...

    by Kenshiro_187

    I DRINK IT UP! SSssssssspppppppp!

  • July 10, 2009, 10:41 a.m. CST

    They real reason they hate him is because

    by estacado1

    He made The Passion of the Christ. Though the scene where the Jews take responsibility for Christ's death was deleted, that fact that he actually filmed that scene and second guessed about deleting it didn't sit well will the Jews. And the Hollywood Jew big kahunas need make him an example of him. So his next slip up will be overblown in true Hollywood publicity style. If you are homophobic, you can survive in Hollywood; if you are anti Black; you can survive in Hollywood; if you're anti Islam, you can survive in Hollywood; but if you are ani-Semetic ....

  • July 10, 2009, 10:47 a.m. CST

    What a freaking sensationalist title designed

    by NotVeryFunny

    to show how utterly stupid this site can get.

  • July 10, 2009, 10:55 a.m. CST

    but if you are ani-Semetic ....

    by Series7

    You make your own Hollywood, called Icon Pictures.

  • July 10, 2009, 11:03 a.m. CST

    We get Jodie's Beaver instead of FURY ROAD?

    by Mennen

    HOW ABOUT LETHAL 5?

  • July 10, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Mel as Ward, Jody as June

    by ME_M

    This is obviously a remake of the "Leave It to Beaver" film, except with hit men.

  • July 10, 2009, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Maverick

    by enderandrew

    That film was surprisingly fun. My question is will Gibson go insane to "impress Jody Foster?"

  • July 10, 2009, 11:12 a.m. CST

    I love this Headline

    by mitortilla

    Good job Merrick

  • July 10, 2009, 11:13 a.m. CST

    mel is right!

    by ironic_name

  • July 10, 2009, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Doesn't sound original

    by D.Vader

    Sounds like Lars the Real Girl meets the Puppet Boy in that Amanda Bynes Snow White adaptation "Sydney White".

  • July 10, 2009, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Haven't read any posts yet . . .

    by Nice Marmot

    . . . so I'm guessing I'm not the first to say that Mel can sure play crazy. I like the idea as I've heard this is funny but also gets pretty friggin' dark and serious. Also, I think there is a super cool, violent as hell, non Mad Max directing gig out there for Mel. Something totally original that will just blow our little fanboy minds.

  • July 10, 2009, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Another title suggestion:

    by BizarroJerry

    Mel Gibson and Jodie Foster Both Interested in Beaver

  • July 10, 2009, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Mel, you sure you want a comeback playing a lunatic?

    by ricarleite2

    I don't know... Well, the Beaver's not a jew, I can tell you that.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:19 p.m. CST

    MEL DOES BEAVER BUT NOT MAD MAX????

    by uberman

    Mel, we know your crazy in ways that the general public has yet to discover, and doing BEAVER right now will further cement your new status as crazy religious bigot guy. Want to generate some positive PR for a change? Go back and do MAD MAX again like we all want. Thats the smart money.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:23 p.m. CST

    kenshiro directs

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    TAKEN AGAIN! Starring Mel Gibson! They take his daughter...and yadda yadda yadda.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:24 p.m. CST

    How about a Movie....

    by DrMorbius

    ....where Mel wears a sock puppet on his dick!

  • July 10, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    I LIKE YOUR BEAVER!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    I lick it up! sssssp!

  • July 10, 2009, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Or just a MEAT PUPPET Movie?

    by DrMorbius

  • July 10, 2009, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Its should be a revenge movie.....

    by theycallmemrtibbs

    Eddie Haskell violently kills Wally, Ward and rapes Misses Cleavor (Jodi Foster) on a pinball machine. <p> At this point in his life, returning from a seedy lifestyle on the West Coast, The Beaver (Mel Gibson) comes back home as an angry old, racial slur spitting version of himself whose out for revenge.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:28 p.m. CST

    sigh!

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    Okay Mel.....make Lethal Wepaon 22. I'll take that over this fake-ass, to stupid-to-be-true film. And Jodie Foster-what a goddamn shame we lsot you to lesbian-ism.You were kinda a babe in your younger days(like when she directed that film she was in, where you she a genius kid).God, hollywood is all sorts of fucked up. ANYONE WANNA BUY A SCRIPT?

  • July 10, 2009, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Early innuendo on TV

    by DrMorbius

    June Cleaver, "Gee Ward, you were a little rough on the BEAVER last night"!!!

  • July 10, 2009, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson as the Jew-hating Eddie Haskell...

    by LaneMyersClassic

    In this loosely-based biopic of the Menedez brothers killings. Wally and The Beaver plan the murders of their abusive parents, Ward and June.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Mel needs a kick ass revenge movie

    by darthvedder81

    That's his bread & butter. I'm really looking forward to "Edge of Darkness" though.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Thanks for that headline Merrick

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    You jackass!

  • July 10, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson STARS in CHEESEY-BREAD

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    About a man who talk to his imaginary CHEESY BREAD(stale no less!)-as if it were a real person.Hilarity ensues!Drink it up middle america

  • July 10, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    TEN BUCKS

    by idrinkyourmilkshake

    says Mel follows this up with another "chick flick" (a la WHAT WOMEN WANT)..that somehow involves Mel wearing a woman's dress and makeup.COUNT ON IT!

  • July 10, 2009, 12:52 p.m. CST

    SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    He's a fucking whack-job, that's why. Putting aside religious beliefs, what sort of person says - IN PUBLIC PRESS - that his wife (of the time) wouldn't get into Heaven. <p> Seems like he skipped the common sense gene.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Beaver Cameos

    by Jonas Grumpy

    I heard "The Beaver" will feature cameos from Pinky Lee, Harry Dean Stanton, and George W. Bush.

  • July 10, 2009, 12:59 p.m. CST

    "The Beaver"...

    by Jonas Grumpy

    ...opening wide at a theater near you!

  • July 10, 2009, 1 p.m. CST

    "The Beaver" Soundtrack

    by Jonas Grumpy

    Featuring music from Pink, Whitesnake, Lovin' Spoonful, 10CC, Pink Floyd, Steely Dan, and The Slits.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:01 p.m. CST

    "Nice Beaver!"

    by Droid

    "Thanks. I just had it stuffed." <p>Mad Mel and Foster = Goodness

  • July 10, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    How the fuck can this be made into a film?

    by scriptgirl_nipples

    It's a film about a man who wears a beaver puppet on his hand For Fucks Sake!! <br> <br> I'll wait for the remake.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Hollywood is over the sugartits, anti-Jew, etc about Gibson

    by skimn

    They're still kicking themselves in the ass over passing Passion, so it went to Newcastle, and made a mint. Hollywood is pretty thick skinned about everything except money.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:06 p.m. CST

    WILL THERE BE BEADY EYED HOOKNOSE JEWS IN THIS?

    by TITBAG

    LIKE IN THAT HORRID JESUS MOVIE? MY GOD. LITERALLY. HOW ANYONE CAN CONSIDER MEL FOR ANYTHING BUT LIGHT YARD WORK IS FUCKING BEYOND ME. FFS.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:07 p.m. CST

    I guess it's fine as long as the puppet is not Jewish

    by Alkeoholic77

    We know Mel "The King of All Nipple Rubs" Gibson would have none of that.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:11 p.m. CST

    HAHAHA, it's funny because beaver is another word for vagina!

    by TheMarineBiologist

    Classy, AICN.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:26 p.m. CST

    mel

    by ironic_name

    is cool.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Overrated Screenplay

    by VermithraxPejorative

    This screenplay is really overrated. I did not even chuckle as I was reading it so I don't think it's a comedy. Then again, I thought Butter was awesome and some think that was overrated. I really don't see any similarities to kaufman's writing other than it's weird subject matter.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Great article title

    by Tall_Boy66

    Why would people complain about this? Vag jokes are funny!

  • July 10, 2009, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Maybe this could work if directed by

    by skimn

    Bobcat Goldthwait. Yea, I'm serious.

  • July 10, 2009, 1:53 p.m. CST

    "Kyle Killen's 'BEAVER' has generated huge heat..."

    by MrMysteryGuest

    WTF?!?!?!

  • July 10, 2009, 1:54 p.m. CST

    Will this movie be filmed in Intercourse, PA?

    by MrMysteryGuest

  • July 10, 2009, 1:59 p.m. CST

    ACTUALLY THE PUPPET SHOULD BE JEWISH

    by TITBAG

    MOVIE OF THE YEAR, RIGHT THERE. MOVIE OF THE FUCKING YEAR.

  • July 10, 2009, 2:23 p.m. CST

    OK, a Beaver puppet, sigh...

    by Star Hump

    At this point, fuck it. Just do SOMETHING Mel. Really though, can't you give us another kick-ass adventure like Apocalypto?

  • July 10, 2009, 2:33 p.m. CST

    He's got that Martin Campbell flick coming out

    by skimn

    this year, doesn't he?

  • July 10, 2009, 2:37 p.m. CST

    My name is Tallulah..

    by The Dark Shite

    Every young boy's dream. At leat if you're an Old boy like me.

  • July 10, 2009, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Bugsy Malone reference > Leaver It To Beaver jokes

    by gavdiggity

    Dark Shite for the win.

  • July 10, 2009, 2:57 p.m. CST

    Lesbi-Friends

    by Linguo_IS_Dead

    I've always found Foster to be milftastic...perhaps I can get her back to our bullpen. I do have what the ladies like. You know it.

  • July 10, 2009, 3 p.m. CST

    GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!

    by snaps_provolone

    Just have him repeat it over and over during the movie.

  • July 10, 2009, 3:06 p.m. CST

    Best. Headline. Ever.

    by TedKordLives

    Don't care if it's been said-That is some funny shit.

  • July 10, 2009, 3:10 p.m. CST

    You know, "original" ideas like this...

    by Nasty In The Pasty

    ...are why so many remakes are greenlit these days.

  • July 10, 2009, 3:11 p.m. CST

    Touche On The Headline

    by Crow3711

    Well shot. And this sounds perfect for good ol Mel. The guys fuckin batshit insane, I can't wait to see him make all those funny faces he does in every movie at an inanimate object. I'm game. I hope he smears his shit all over the walls in one scene too. For good measure.

  • July 10, 2009, 4:24 p.m. CST

    Beaver Heat!

    by TedKordLives

    We MUST find a way to harness the heat being generated by Kyle Killen's Beaver! It can be converted to safe green energy. <P> Hmmm, perhaps Kyle's Beaver Heat could power Timberlake's Green Lantern Ring?

  • July 10, 2009, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Aw come on!

    by TedKordLives

    That was kinda funny, wasn't it?

  • July 10, 2009, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson Lends His Hand To Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!!

    by YackBacker

    That would have been my version of the title.

  • July 10, 2009, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson Runs Head-First Into Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!!

    by YackBacker

    Another alternative.

  • July 10, 2009, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson Wants In On Jodie Foster's BEAVER!!!

    by YackBacker

    Keep em comin!

  • July 10, 2009, 5:52 p.m. CST

    I tought Mel liked fat cops?

    by lockesbrokenleg

  • July 10, 2009, 6:18 p.m. CST

    What is The Black List???

    by manifestchaos

    I am assuming it's not a run-of-the-mill blacklist, because if this generated (negative) "heat" and became the most frowned-upon film in Hollywood, surely you'd be telling us why. So what does that mean?

  • July 10, 2009, 6:20 p.m. CST

    You may as well close up shop now.

    by Darkman

    No one will ever top that headline for sheer belly laughs.

  • July 10, 2009, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson...

    by TedKordLives

    hurls himself headlong into Jodie Foster's Beaver!

  • July 10, 2009, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Shop's open for business, motherfathers.

    by TedKordLives

    Mel Gibson in tenative talks to tear into Jodie Foster's Beaver!

  • July 10, 2009, 6:52 p.m. CST

    HEY MEL, JODIE IS A LESBIAN!!!

    by lockesbrokenleg

    GOOD LUCK BUDDY!

  • July 10, 2009, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Check out the adjoining ad: Geek 2 Geek lets really ugly people

    by Pop_aristocrat

  • July 10, 2009, 7:30 p.m. CST

    JODIES BEAVER FISTED??? HOLY SHIT!!

    by ChoclateWoman

    I am so there. Mel you have earned fisting rights, you crazy jew hater you.

  • July 10, 2009, 7:35 p.m. CST

    First day on set;

    by TedKordLives

    'Hey Sugartits, where do you want me?'

  • July 10, 2009, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Second day on set:

    by TedKordLives

    'Mel, that's not the beaver you're supposed to put your hand in.'

  • July 10, 2009, 8:25 p.m. CST

    soundtrack by

    by frank cotton

    HOLE

  • July 10, 2009, 9:15 p.m. CST

    "Do the beavers still speak to you Clarice?"

    by SID 8.0

    A beaver on his hand. Really? A beaver on his hand. I don't know what the black list is but this should be put back on it.

  • July 10, 2009, 11:01 p.m. CST

    This will Look Good on The Marquee

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    Next to Kevin Smith's A COUPLE OF DICKS.

  • July 10, 2009, 11:06 p.m. CST

    Guy Ritchie should Direct

    by cymbalta4thedevil

    From the Maker of SNATCH...

  • July 10, 2009, 11:09 p.m. CST

    Triple feature: Foster's BEAVER. Ritchie's SNATCH. Kelly's THE B

    by Serious Black

    It is meant to be. Now if only someone would title a movie GASH or MUFF...

  • July 10, 2009, 11:34 p.m. CST

    don't forget PECKER

    by frank cotton

  • July 11, 2009, 7:13 a.m. CST

    Is Oscar bait a genre yet?

    by Nem_Wan

    Casting Mel Gibson as a crazy guy. A thrill ride from Y to Z.

  • July 11, 2009, 7:24 a.m. CST

    MEL GIBSON WILL FUCK JODIE FOSTER UP THE ASS

    by theplant

    BY REFUSING TO DIVE IN BEAVER - NEW AICN HEADLINE, 09 09 09

  • July 11, 2009, 7:29 p.m. CST

    This is by far the best AICN headline I have ever seen.

    by Ironhelix

  • July 12, 2009, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson rubs Jodie's Beaver the right way

    by Avon

  • July 12, 2009, 12:53 p.m. CST

    The Beaver and Mel, Jodie wants it oh-oh-oh...

    by Avon

    ...the well dried up.

  • July 12, 2009, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Mel Gibson has nothing to apologize for...

    by blue1622

    Serio, fucking Obama sat in Jeremiah Wright's church for a decade plus, as that doddering psycho preached all manner of anti-white/jew/asian hate, and it didn't stop his weirdo, svengali ass from being elected president. <p> also, i lolled when Bruno called Gibson der fuhrer.

  • July 12, 2009, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Love the Headline.

    by OutlawsDelejos

  • July 12, 2009, 9:41 p.m. CST

    Shari Lewis is ADAMANT

    by DrMorbius

    "LAMB CHOP" can lick Jodie Foster's beaver any day of the week!!!

  • July 12, 2009, 11:30 p.m. CST

    Like Kaufman = Its corny but confusing so Kaufman is our excuse

    by fisheater

  • July 12, 2009, 11:57 p.m. CST

    I went to Beaver college pursuing a degree in..

    by iwasredempted

    applied mechanics. It was very moist and humid there but a thoroughly enjoyable experience for me. I learned to play the skin flute on campus there. when i play it now it always reminds me of happy times at Beaver college such as the time this tasty coed played country on her clitar.

  • July 13, 2009, 12:03 a.m. CST

    owwwww my nipples they hurt

    by redfist

    they hurt when I twist em!!!!!!!!!!

  • July 13, 2009, 12:03 a.m. CST

    owwwww my nipples they hurt

    by redfist

    they hurt when I twist em!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jan. 5, 2010, 2:37 p.m. CST

    2009 BLACK LIST

    by OptimusTOM

    I got a chance to read "THE CURSE OF MEDUSA" written by Tom Welch & J Lee when I used to work at Overbrook Entertainment. It was AWESOME! Jada Pinkett, a boss of mine, optioned the script to play the title role, but then had her hospital show picked up. Now the writers went somewhere else. Hopefully it gets made. It's epic.