Beaks here...

I did not lie to you. Roland Emmerich has found that next-level stupid with his latest "end of the world" sci-fi opus, 2012, and it only begins with a tsunami laying waste to Tibet. Click here to see what I'm on about, and pretend you're not amped for July 10, 2009. In case you're wondering, here's the official plot summary from the IMDb:

With the Mayan calendar ending in 2012, a large group of people must deal with natural disasters such as volcanic eruptions, typhoons and glaciers.

The "large group of people" includes John Cusack, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Amanda Peet, Oliver Platt, Woody Harrelson and Danny Glover.

BEWARE THE NEUTRINOS!!!