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Moriarty’s CLONE WARS Review... Sorta...

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

You know what fanboy phrase I really hate?

“George Lucas raped my childhood.”

No he didn’t. He didn’t “rape” you in any way. That’s such a specifically, intentionally ugly use of the word, and in the end, even if you hate every single thing he’s done since the end of JEDI, he still hasn’t “raped” you at all. He’s never forced you to do anything. Many of us grew up fans of the original trilogy, and I can understand feeling a massive disconnect from what he’s done with the series recently, but “rape”? Hardly.

George Lucas inspired a great deal of my childhood. He ignited a love of film in me that has continued, full force, from 1977 to today. I was there for the theatrical runs of the STAR WARS films. I was rabid long before there was an Internet. And the thing that Harry and I were first in contact over was the teaser trailer for STAR WARS: THE SPECIAL EDITIONS.

Since I started at AICN, I have written thousands and thousands and thousands of words about STAR WARS. Timing’s a funny thing, because right around the time I got actively involved with the site was the time that prequel rumors really started heating up. And we covered them. The real ones. The fake ones. The silly ones. The ones that made us hope. It was a thrilling time, and I was living with a good buddy, Segue Zagnut, and his wife while all that was going on. Obi-Swan was always over. All of our friends were STAR WARS crazy. It was just a great time to be a film geek and, in particular, a STAR WARS fan.

Here are a few of the highlights of the STAR WARS coverage I’ve done over the years here at the site.

Here’s my reaction to the EPISODE I teaser trailer, which was a great evening for fandom overall just because of that feeling of community.

Here’s my review of the script for EPISODE I. It was, as you can, published a wee bit early, which is what kicked off Lucasfilm’s now-decade-long war against me and, on a slightly wider scale, the site.

When I went to ShoWest in 1999, the Fox presentation was one of the things I covered.

As a result of that EPISODE I script review, I was Banned From The Ranch. Officially. How we learned that fact became the subject of this article, which earned me more mail than almost anything else I’ve ever written for the site.

That ban is evidently still in place today, which seems ridiculous, but we’ll get into that later.

So of course, I had to write a review for the script to EPISODE II, just to tweak George a bit.

Here’s my EPISODE I review once the film was finally finished.

Here’s my EPISODE II review once the film was finally finished.

And here's the summation of it all, my EPISODE III review, as well.

As some of you will remember, I spent over a year organizing “Jedi Council” meetings for AICN, roundtable discussions with other fans that we posted as massive transcripts. They were so much fun, but our search engine just coughs at me and then shits on the floor when I try to ask it to pull all those articles up.

I found a few, though. Like this one.

Or this one.

Or this one.

Or this one.

The point is, I’ve written about STAR WARS for almost ten years here at the site, and I’ve been thinking about it nonstop as a fan for thirty-one years.

And I think it’s time to stop.

You did it, Mr. Lucas. You finally broke me of the habit. The embargo that you told Warner Bros. to enforce on our site, the ONLY SITE OR MEDIA OUTLET ANYWHERE THAT WAS HELD TO THAT EMBARGO DATE, is a very clear signal. You don’t want me to write about STAR WARS. And it may have taken me this long to realize that it’s not just that you don’t want me to spoil secrets... you don’t want me to write about it AT ALL... but I’ve finally taken the hint.

Yeah, I’m the only regular reviewer here at the site who kind of liked THE CLONE WARS. And, yeah, I’ll be tuning in with Toshi to watch every episode of the series, and I’m sure I’ll watch the live-action show, too.

But as of right now, midnight in Los Angeles on August 15, 2008, I am done writing about STAR WARS. No more. No reviews. No retrospectives. No news. No coverage at all. Because embargoes can work the other way, too. If it pains Lucas on a professional and a personal and a corporate level that someone who was part of the generation that made him a billionaire has an opinion about his product, then I will spare him that pain from now on. Happily.

Because let’s be honest... I love STAR WARS (which is what I still call the first film) and EMPIRE, and all the others are, I think, inferior product that I enjoy on a much more surface level. I love the iconography of the universe Lucas created. I love lightsabers and robots and spaceships and Art Deco intergalactic architecture, and I love Jedi Knights and Sith Lords and all that stuff. I can’t wait to play the FORCE UNLEASHED video game next month, and I’ll happily admit to having read the novelizations of both CLONE WARS and FORCE UNLEASHED that were sent over for review. The book for CLONE WARS is better than the movie, by the way. It explains more (including the idea that Hutts reproduce asexually, and only once, making Jabba’s link to his son far more dramatic) and there’s a slightly more adult tone to the whole thing. I enjoy all of this stuff, openly and without any of the baggage that seems to have poisoned a lot of fandom these days.

But maybe that’s because it’s no longer that important to me overall. You go back and read some of those pieces I wrote in 1998 or 1999, and that’s a hardcore STAR WARS fan, a guy who still believes that STAR WARS is an important cornerstone of genre film. These days, I consider it one of the many, many influences that turned me on to my overall love of film, but that’s it. It is not something I spend much time thinking about or watching. I doubt I’ll watch any of the films again until my kids are ready to see them. To be perfectly frank, I have something like 9000 or 10000 movies in my house, and yet I don’t have a single copy of any of the prequels. That sort of tells you how important the movies are to me these days.

You win, Mr. Lucas. When I was getting ready to see THE CLONE WARS, I was told there was an embargo in place, so I was prepared to honor it until opening day. What I wasn’t prepared for was the punitive and offensive way the rest of the situation was handled. Warner Bros. has a great publicity team that I deal with all the time, and although every single communication I got was from them, they were out of character. Warner never once blamed Lucasfilm for any of this, but come on... I know what was going on. Warner tried their best to behave with honor to Lucasfilm and to us, and they got just as screwed as we did.

I am sorry that I ever spend the time and energy I did on STAR WARS, Mr. Lucas. I am sorry that I poured my money and, before that, my parents’ money into your pockets. I’m sorry that after decades of being a fan, even when there was no new STAR WARS to satisfy that craving, I somehow made your life so unbearable simply by sharing my enthusiasm for that world with our readership.

You win. I’m done. From now on, my opinion about STAR WARS is for me and for my immediate friends, and that’s that. Your embargo has opened my eyes, and I wish you nothing but peace now that the threat of me saying something as controversial as “His cartoon movie’s kind of fun” has been erased. The internet is safe now. STAR WARS is safe now. Congratulations.

Like I said... George Lucas didn’t rape anything.

But he sure is a fucking bully.



Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles

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www.sinktitanic.com Dethrone "The King of the World"
by Zartan
Aug 15th, 2008
02:07:15 AM
AND Star Wars loses #2 the weekend this CRAP comes out!
by Zartan
Aug 15th, 2008
02:08:33 AM
And to think that Lucas was the edgy experimental one
by palimpsest
Aug 15th, 2008
02:10:57 AM
Sadly, I feel the same way.
by Robnhud
Aug 15th, 2008
02:12:52 AM
Embargo Star Wars?
by PirateEmery
Aug 15th, 2008
02:13:04 AM
I'd laugh actually if DK beet CW!
by Robnhud
Aug 15th, 2008
02:13:27 AM
Wow
by zacdilone
Aug 15th, 2008
02:14:03 AM
Wow
by Lashlarue
Aug 15th, 2008
02:16:22 AM
Mori- Toshi is Better Off With The Spectacular Spider-Man cartoo
by Zartan
Aug 15th, 2008
02:17:36 AM
Waaaaaah
by FilmZ0mbie
Aug 15th, 2008
02:20:05 AM
Mori
by themagicalhornofguntata
Aug 15th, 2008
02:20:19 AM
i love you mori
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
02:20:28 AM
GODDAMN!
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
02:24:23 AM
WNB...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
02:26:35 AM
effin a yeah, mori
by ImMorganFreeman
Aug 15th, 2008
02:27:38 AM
SO, the SITE is being punished because of your script review?
by NoDiggity
Aug 15th, 2008
02:28:26 AM
I agree
by jedihillis
Aug 15th, 2008
02:28:40 AM
Throwing your toys out the pram?
by Son of the Suns
Aug 15th, 2008
02:29:23 AM
Word!
by p0llk4t
Aug 15th, 2008
02:33:36 AM
You know what?
by Trancer
Aug 15th, 2008
02:33:41 AM
Segue Zagnut???
by Horace Cox
Aug 15th, 2008
02:34:46 AM
Are you sure its YOU that Lucasfilm is after, not Harry?
by NoDiggity
Aug 15th, 2008
02:35:16 AM
everything has it's time
by blbennett
Aug 15th, 2008
02:36:18 AM
You are absolutley right!
by tdepompa
Aug 15th, 2008
02:36:25 AM
But Lucas IS a bully ...
by NoDiggity
Aug 15th, 2008
02:36:40 AM
LUCAS IS GOD
by _SnakePlissken_
Aug 15th, 2008
02:38:20 AM
You think he cares?!
by Optimus Primal
Aug 15th, 2008
02:39:06 AM
Ouch.
by Galva
Aug 15th, 2008
02:40:15 AM
Son of the Suns
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
02:43:33 AM
Mori, nobody says the 'rape my childhood' thing except...
by TheBigDogg
Aug 15th, 2008
02:43:53 AM
Optimus Primal...
by Galva
Aug 15th, 2008
02:44:47 AM
Sons...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
02:46:53 AM
We'll always have the OT
by Magma Suit
Aug 15th, 2008
02:47:30 AM
Sorry but no
by Son of the Suns
Aug 15th, 2008
02:47:41 AM
Very Powerful...
by TheMovieLover
Aug 15th, 2008
02:50:32 AM

by sloanist
Aug 15th, 2008
02:51:28 AM
Nice speech Moriarity but..
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
02:53:45 AM
Awesome article Mori...
by Rindain
Aug 15th, 2008
02:53:57 AM
funny thing he ACTS like he dont care...
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
02:54:46 AM
Lucas is the Bully but you started the fight.
by TheLastCleric
Aug 15th, 2008
02:57:09 AM
Worship the Music NOT the Musician.
by Redfive!
Aug 15th, 2008
02:57:19 AM
Bravo Moriarty
by krack
Aug 15th, 2008
03:00:47 AM
Yeah, the Embargo was stupid & aimed at AICN.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
03:01:18 AM
It's unwise to upset a writer.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
03:01:32 AM
Lucas is a hack and he knows it
by Horace Cox
Aug 15th, 2008
03:01:36 AM
Let the writer win.
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
03:01:49 AM
Open the ranch for Moriarty!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
03:02:08 AM
Son of the Suns
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
03:02:16 AM
Moriarty for Writer on Star Wars TV show!
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 15th, 2008
03:02:27 AM
Mori
by SnakesOnABicycle
Aug 15th, 2008
03:03:15 AM
Lucas is old
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:04:01 AM
Here, here, Moriarty.
by Jed Black
Aug 15th, 2008
03:04:45 AM
When you love the art, but the artist hates you...
by Rindain
Aug 15th, 2008
03:05:05 AM
Ok, Drew...
by phit_demon
Aug 15th, 2008
03:07:04 AM
Why does the formatting for all the old reviews suck?
by StarWarsRedux
Aug 15th, 2008
03:09:09 AM
phit_demon
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:11:08 AM
Props.
by Harry Weinstein
Aug 15th, 2008
03:11:23 AM
Shit, thats kind of hearbraking...
by m_reporter
Aug 15th, 2008
03:12:44 AM
Game Over
by Lashlarue
Aug 15th, 2008
03:12:48 AM
UnknownUser...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
03:18:49 AM
So Sad
by MrGaunt
Aug 15th, 2008
03:18:58 AM
For the record...
by Lazarus Long
Aug 15th, 2008
03:19:31 AM
UnknownUser
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:20:55 AM
The Madness of King George...
by judasthered
Aug 15th, 2008
03:21:43 AM
George Lucas produces toy of Moriartys .
by JimboTHC
Aug 15th, 2008
03:22:03 AM
Empire
by MrGaunt
Aug 15th, 2008
03:22:40 AM
Sad to read
by Dreamfasting
Aug 15th, 2008
03:24:17 AM
Answer to my own question
by MrGaunt
Aug 15th, 2008
03:25:38 AM
actually...
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 15th, 2008
03:27:10 AM
Odd ? So much for this whole thing is a non-issue
by G100
Aug 15th, 2008
03:31:20 AM
Star Whores
by themagicalhornofguntata
Aug 15th, 2008
03:32:02 AM
george lucas gave me a UFIA
by Mr_X
Aug 15th, 2008
03:32:13 AM
Star Wars is gay
by Rupee88
Aug 15th, 2008
03:36:16 AM
You reap what you sow
by Son of the Suns
Aug 15th, 2008
03:37:09 AM
Also...
by SnakesOnABicycle
Aug 15th, 2008
03:37:50 AM
as a matter of fact... for me...
by GavinVanDraven
Aug 15th, 2008
03:38:02 AM
Son of the Suns
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:39:51 AM
Lucas's fortune
by pendergast
Aug 15th, 2008
03:41:29 AM
Wait, Hutts reproduce asexually and only once?
by Heleno
Aug 15th, 2008
03:43:53 AM
And if we're ranking...
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:44:53 AM
i dont mind kid movies
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
03:45:59 AM
George Lucas touched me in a way
by Iowa Snot Client
Aug 15th, 2008
03:50:19 AM
I won't be watching this...
by Zino
Aug 15th, 2008
03:50:43 AM
Heleno...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
03:51:44 AM
More Hutt Anatomy...
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
03:53:31 AM
yeah, the SW live action series will be...
by cloudrider`
Aug 15th, 2008
03:54:29 AM
phit_demon
by Marxeffect
Aug 15th, 2008
03:56:16 AM
I'll tell you why this review is a perfect "FUCK YOU" to Lucas
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
03:59:46 AM
Star Wars and Toys...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
04:03:08 AM
Clone Wars my ass.
by TheJake
Aug 15th, 2008
04:04:54 AM
Son of Suns you apologist fucking scum
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:05:09 AM
Son of Suns you apologist fucking scum
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:05:12 AM
I agree with Moriartys stance...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
04:06:49 AM
The prequels problem...
by emeraldboy
Aug 15th, 2008
04:08:25 AM
Idiocy.
by namasteandgoodluck
Aug 15th, 2008
04:09:35 AM
Second!
by Knugen
Aug 15th, 2008
04:09:47 AM
TheJake
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
04:10:25 AM
Lazarus we were all fooled by Phantom menace
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:11:05 AM
as in...
by Knugen
Aug 15th, 2008
04:11:34 AM
There was no need for the prequals...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
04:12:49 AM
Kevin Anderson
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
04:14:27 AM
Serious question
by Mr Gorilla
Aug 15th, 2008
04:14:49 AM
One thing I hate about the prequals...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 15th, 2008
04:19:39 AM
It would have been great if he had actually done that emerald
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:19:40 AM
Mori - You Don't know the power of the dark side!
by THX--1138
Aug 15th, 2008
04:20:01 AM
THX...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
04:23:05 AM
BTW did anyone read the story behind Ziro's Capote voice
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:24:30 AM
well maybe not all the moolah in the world
by THX--1138
Aug 15th, 2008
04:26:59 AM
Brave piece of writing Moriarty
by Boba Fat
Aug 15th, 2008
04:28:28 AM
The End of The Knights Templars
by subfreq
Aug 15th, 2008
04:29:21 AM
IndustryKiller!
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Aug 15th, 2008
04:29:55 AM
Lucas is a Sith-Lord
by joergn
Aug 15th, 2008
04:30:42 AM
Daft.
by Thall_Joben
Aug 15th, 2008
04:32:22 AM
too bad lucas will never read this review/confession
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Aug 15th, 2008
04:32:37 AM
dont see the movie and stop buying his toys
by supreme101
Aug 15th, 2008
04:33:16 AM
OMG some of you believe this?
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
04:33:33 AM
directors that wear cowboy hats
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Aug 15th, 2008
04:36:01 AM
Ummmm Thall joben
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
04:40:06 AM
Exactly
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 15th, 2008
04:46:57 AM
if youre reviewing "sneaked" copies of scripts...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Aug 15th, 2008
04:52:24 AM
Was that a review?
by Phategod1
Aug 15th, 2008
04:52:52 AM
That Episode I script review...
by xavier masterson
Aug 15th, 2008
04:55:25 AM
JimmyJoeRedSky...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
04:59:45 AM
What's this all about?
by Beltorak_69
Aug 15th, 2008
05:01:20 AM
Why defend Lucas?
by joergn
Aug 15th, 2008
05:04:54 AM
I say we burn the ranch
by Phategod1
Aug 15th, 2008
05:04:57 AM
I take it back.
by xavier masterson
Aug 15th, 2008
05:05:25 AM
Moriarty, Friday 8th January 1999:
by schnide
Aug 15th, 2008
05:07:31 AM
Moriarty, you're officially a delusional cry-baby
by MattmanReturns
Aug 15th, 2008
05:11:19 AM
Moriarty .... if you could
by thepicaroony
Aug 15th, 2008
05:13:47 AM
And furthermore...
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 15th, 2008
05:16:22 AM
MattmanReturns
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Aug 15th, 2008
05:17:22 AM
embargo and whatnot
by rebel299
Aug 15th, 2008
05:17:24 AM
Ebert eviscerated the film.
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 15th, 2008
05:27:21 AM
This is not a review...
by KnockerNutter
Aug 15th, 2008
05:27:28 AM
I shed no tears as I auction my 30+ years of memorabilia away.
by jedimast3r
Aug 15th, 2008
05:38:13 AM
Funny how some of you still dont think this site counts.
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
05:44:16 AM
Mori, so you are annoyed by the Embargo?
by the_scream
Aug 15th, 2008
05:49:05 AM
Damn Drew!
by mastidon
Aug 15th, 2008
06:01:38 AM
What a self-indulgent, vainglorious LOAD OF SHIT!
by Jackson Healy
Aug 15th, 2008
06:05:20 AM
Too little...
by catlettuce4
Aug 15th, 2008
06:06:19 AM
Very good reaction, Moriarty.
by La Frog
Aug 15th, 2008
06:06:23 AM
Hey Mori
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
06:09:01 AM
Mesa think Mori gonna dyyyeee???
by geraldbeans
Aug 15th, 2008
06:13:29 AM
“It’s the art, not the artist.”
by cookiepuss
Aug 15th, 2008
06:20:43 AM

by goldenage
Aug 15th, 2008
06:20:55 AM
All Hail Moriarty!
by Quintus_Arrius
Aug 15th, 2008
06:29:24 AM
Empire magazine still in Lucas's back pocket
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
06:32:48 AM
Jackson your response is case and point
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
06:35:10 AM
Whoa lemme amend that
by IndustryKiller!
Aug 15th, 2008
06:37:09 AM
IndustryKiller etc
by Thall_Joben
Aug 15th, 2008
06:37:43 AM
Lucas has an army of droids...
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
06:39:20 AM
That's right, Lucas didn't rape your childhood
by photoboy
Aug 15th, 2008
06:40:23 AM
Wow Mori. That was a good, but depressing article.
by beastie
Aug 15th, 2008
06:40:34 AM
GIMME AN EM!!!! GIMME AN ORI!!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
06:42:33 AM
Surely we need to urgently change the topic
by subfreq
Aug 15th, 2008
06:43:07 AM
Lucas did rape my childhood!
by Cruel_Kingdom
Aug 15th, 2008
06:45:02 AM
Take DGDB, for instance.
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 15th, 2008
06:47:54 AM
Ummmm, wait, where was the review?
by rbatty024
Aug 15th, 2008
06:50:00 AM
LUCAS ATE MY COCOA PUFFS!!!
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
06:53:31 AM
This was an embargo against the site...
by Boba Fat
Aug 15th, 2008
07:03:37 AM
Lucas did a great thing here.
by David Cloverfield
Aug 15th, 2008
07:05:00 AM
Well said
by Teko
Aug 15th, 2008
07:15:40 AM
STOP FUNDING LUCAS!
by romanocc
Aug 15th, 2008
07:17:40 AM
I wouldn't be so arrogant as to think...
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 15th, 2008
07:19:37 AM
It's too late, romanocc...
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 15th, 2008
07:31:01 AM
Lucas is just jealous of your whendigo work
by INWOsuxRED
Aug 15th, 2008
07:35:11 AM
The figures don't back you up
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
07:39:02 AM
When I was a kid
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
07:39:03 AM
Mori is Right!
by Herb West
Aug 15th, 2008
07:39:44 AM
Fuck yeah!
by Fawst
Aug 15th, 2008
07:42:17 AM
TOO SOON!!!
by Pageiv
Aug 15th, 2008
07:44:28 AM
Embargo lifted!
by duct tape wallet
Aug 15th, 2008
07:47:45 AM
If this was...
by Lucasblows
Aug 15th, 2008
07:53:26 AM
Harry, please fire this hack
by Photoman
Aug 15th, 2008
08:00:56 AM
Bravo!!!!!
by Cysquatch
Aug 15th, 2008
08:03:29 AM
A few days ago it was a case of
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
08:03:33 AM
So with User Reviews.......
by LordAcoustic
Aug 15th, 2008
08:09:08 AM
There was a time when Lucas and the berg.
by emeraldboy
Aug 15th, 2008
08:09:30 AM
So for a second, I thought you were gonna go into a rant...
by mefrog
Aug 15th, 2008
08:15:03 AM
Another 'success destroys art' diatribe
by grahamtober
Aug 15th, 2008
08:19:57 AM
Mori can finally write about...
by Shepard Wong
Aug 15th, 2008
08:21:18 AM
Fuck George Lucas
by Montag666
Aug 15th, 2008
08:22:58 AM
"Either you die a hero..."
by spencey7
Aug 15th, 2008
08:23:51 AM
Don't stop
by topher tencha
Aug 15th, 2008
08:28:35 AM
Garth got to go to the ranch!
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
08:30:21 AM
Clone Wars movie out today...
by cripeman
Aug 15th, 2008
08:31:06 AM
How could someone call themselves a fan...
by Sithdan
Aug 15th, 2008
08:34:12 AM
Oh please. Rape is a fantastic word.
by Horseflesh
Aug 15th, 2008
08:35:21 AM
You don't run from a bully...
by Vic Twenty
Aug 15th, 2008
08:39:03 AM
Thank you Moriarty for
by Neo Sanguise
Aug 15th, 2008
08:40:43 AM
Uh, Duh....I'm Moriarity and I've never heard of a "metaphor"
by RobotDevil007
Aug 15th, 2008
08:47:04 AM
You show Lucas Vic Twenty
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
08:48:55 AM
emeraldboy
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
08:50:48 AM
That's enough spamming for one lifetime, Zartan.
by NinjaRap
Aug 15th, 2008
08:51:00 AM
wow, mori
by LegoKenobi
Aug 15th, 2008
08:53:17 AM
Mori
by Barry Convex
Aug 15th, 2008
08:55:47 AM
Other sites were indeed embargoed
by NinjaRap
Aug 15th, 2008
08:56:05 AM
Awesome
by blackhole4140
Aug 15th, 2008
08:57:11 AM
Great article
by MrMonkey
Aug 15th, 2008
08:57:25 AM
Son of the Suns
by HoboCode
Aug 15th, 2008
09:02:23 AM
Lucas was done creatively after Raiders (1981)
by Dick Bahls
Aug 15th, 2008
09:03:05 AM
How can you people defend this article?
by HoboCode
Aug 15th, 2008
09:04:23 AM
Fuck Lucas
by AgentArchangel
Aug 15th, 2008
09:04:38 AM
shut the fuck up McWeiner!
by Nico Toscani
Aug 15th, 2008
09:06:02 AM
Welcome to the dark side finally, Moriarty
by WhoDis
Aug 15th, 2008
09:08:12 AM
Fucking Embargo
by chuffsterUK
Aug 15th, 2008
09:08:30 AM
What's with the 'tude lately, Mori?
by Dashing Roger
Aug 15th, 2008
09:10:18 AM
So... errr....Mori....
by Seph_J
Aug 15th, 2008
09:10:43 AM
Mike Myers Inglorious Bastard
by chuffsterUK
Aug 15th, 2008
09:15:35 AM
if I whine about this "review" sounding like a TB whiner...
by Amy Chasing
Aug 15th, 2008
09:16:15 AM
Not the only site embargoed
by davincih
Aug 15th, 2008
09:16:43 AM
Moriarty Raped My Childhood
by Luscious.868
Aug 15th, 2008
09:20:41 AM
BTW, Nico Toscani is right, Mori
by Dashing Roger
Aug 15th, 2008
09:20:58 AM
Supershadow hated CLONE WARS also...
by Kampbell-Kid
Aug 15th, 2008
09:23:36 AM
Yeah... you said it!
by Zombieflicker
Aug 15th, 2008
09:29:05 AM
YOU'RE WRONG MORIARTY
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
09:31:30 AM
YOU'RE RIGHT ON MORIARTY
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
09:33:09 AM
Mori reminded me of the time between trilogies...
by Mr_Sinister7381 Lives
Aug 15th, 2008
09:37:11 AM
AICN Are Seriously Deluding Themselves
by genrefanboy
Aug 15th, 2008
09:43:58 AM
For what it's worth, Mori...
by expert_40
Aug 15th, 2008
09:52:57 AM
Awesome
by Le Vicious Fishus
Aug 15th, 2008
09:56:25 AM
FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS
by JBouganim1
Aug 15th, 2008
09:56:39 AM
Bull
by Thall_Joben
Aug 15th, 2008
09:57:19 AM
I have stopped reading baxter since....
by emeraldboy
Aug 15th, 2008
09:58:16 AM
Two more cents...
by kbass
Aug 15th, 2008
09:58:20 AM
Uh, expert_40, wake up
by Dashing Roger
Aug 15th, 2008
09:58:48 AM
This is the kinda crybaby shit my girlfriend pulls
by Engelhast
Aug 15th, 2008
10:00:04 AM
Am i the only one that doesn't care about Star Wars?
by DarthBakpao
Aug 15th, 2008
10:01:07 AM
Oh and a little research does reveal...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Aug 15th, 2008
10:04:59 AM
Lucas made the prequels for his...
by emeraldboy
Aug 15th, 2008
10:05:06 AM
With ya kbass
by Thall_Joben
Aug 15th, 2008
10:05:39 AM
Embargo George Lucas
by Warm Soft Lie
Aug 15th, 2008
10:05:42 AM
George Lucas...
by TheWacoKid
Aug 15th, 2008
10:06:45 AM
I believe Mori...
by expert_40
Aug 15th, 2008
10:09:45 AM
To Industrykiller: Off course, it counts!
by joergn
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:32 AM
To Industrykiller: Of course, it counts!
by joergn
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:38 AM
like reading a dear john letter
by bluebottle
Aug 15th, 2008
10:15:48 AM
arrogant...
by the_knightfall
Aug 15th, 2008
10:35:13 AM
I might add...
by the_knightfall
Aug 15th, 2008
10:36:43 AM
George Lucas did not rape my childhood, BUT
by myspoonistoobig
Aug 15th, 2008
10:37:03 AM
FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!.....
by FlickaPoo
Aug 15th, 2008
10:43:26 AM
And this is why Moriarty is one of my favorites
by Darth-Mike
Aug 15th, 2008
10:51:27 AM
PAGING MR. NICE GAIUS. PAGING MR. NICE GAIUS.
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
10:51:36 AM
Moriarty just raped rape!
by dwcm
Aug 15th, 2008
10:54:03 AM
Zartan, GET A FUCKING LIFE AND TITIANIC WILL NOT
by Proman1984
Aug 15th, 2008
10:55:51 AM
I love it
by snuffleupurass
Aug 15th, 2008
10:58:18 AM
Ho ho
by The Thinker
Aug 15th, 2008
11:00:59 AM
Lucas has become what he hated.
by Jawa 007
Aug 15th, 2008
11:03:39 AM
Completely OT
by Henry_Krinkle_from_FairLawn
Aug 15th, 2008
11:03:46 AM
George Lucas didn't rape my childhood...
by Alkeoholic77
Aug 15th, 2008
11:05:05 AM
Nice job Mori
by Jotham
Aug 15th, 2008
11:10:12 AM
Wow, I agree with Moriarty for once.
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 15th, 2008
11:10:18 AM
Corporations...
by OpticNerve
Aug 15th, 2008
11:11:07 AM
Shoot.
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 15th, 2008
11:11:13 AM
Lucas has turned into Michael Jackson
by Knobules
Aug 15th, 2008
11:12:26 AM
is it really any worse than the prequels?
by Brendon
Aug 15th, 2008
11:13:57 AM
Starwars only lives on in the EU books!
by ganymede3010
Aug 15th, 2008
11:17:19 AM
It just seems to me...
by Lobanhaki
Aug 15th, 2008
11:18:15 AM
Well done, but this could have all been avoided.
by KCMOSHer
Aug 15th, 2008
11:21:18 AM
"...raped my childhood"
by Right Bastard
Aug 15th, 2008
11:22:28 AM
though...
by Right Bastard
Aug 15th, 2008
11:24:00 AM
Star Wars Does Not Hold Up Well
by Snookeroo
Aug 15th, 2008
11:29:07 AM
The ThroatSack has to Hide on his Ranch...
by chromedome
Aug 15th, 2008
11:29:11 AM
Not a review at all
by ballyhoo
Aug 15th, 2008
11:31:12 AM
Oh, and Moriarty
by Right Bastard
Aug 15th, 2008
11:32:36 AM
The use of the word HACK on this site
by Powers Boothe
Aug 15th, 2008
11:33:32 AM
Once again Mori.
by Juggernaut125
Aug 15th, 2008
11:34:14 AM
Lucas has done to Star Wars what Eisner did to Disney
by Curious Jorge
Aug 15th, 2008
11:36:06 AM
Lucas' kids look like fucking Huts
by Stengah
Aug 15th, 2008
11:36:10 AM
It's funny
by Sithdan
Aug 15th, 2008
11:47:45 AM
I Was Enjoying Moriarity's Ultimatum Until...
by LaserPants
Aug 15th, 2008
11:49:42 AM
Moriarty is too bitter
by theycallmemrglass
Aug 15th, 2008
11:51:13 AM
What a fucking hypocrite...
by loserguy3000
Aug 15th, 2008
11:58:00 AM
Star Wars is better known than the Bible
by zinc_chameleon
Aug 15th, 2008
12:04:00 PM
loserguy3000
by HoboCode
Aug 15th, 2008
12:07:49 PM
MORE Hypocrisy...
by loserguy3000
Aug 15th, 2008
12:09:24 PM
I have to wonder
by Scumcock
Aug 15th, 2008
12:10:40 PM
Didn't Simon Pegg...
by Giario
Aug 15th, 2008
12:16:26 PM
HOLLYWOOD BLACKLISTS THE BEST, NOT THE MEDIOCRE
by livingwater
Aug 15th, 2008
12:17:20 PM
WOW. A tidal shift has definitely taken place...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 15th, 2008
12:22:48 PM
Everything is going as George has foreseen...
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
12:23:21 PM
"I" -- not "O".
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 15th, 2008
12:24:21 PM
WASTED OPPORTUNITY.
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 15th, 2008
12:28:35 PM
Wow Moriarty.. That's the best thing you've ever written
by quadrupletree
Aug 15th, 2008
12:29:41 PM
nice one Moriarty
by Cedar_Room
Aug 15th, 2008
12:34:50 PM
An impassioned declaration. Cheers!
by LoneGun
Aug 15th, 2008
12:37:07 PM
Genuinely Sad Article Mori
by Mutley26
Aug 15th, 2008
12:37:58 PM
When did AICN get its balls back?
by BCfreeB
Aug 15th, 2008
12:41:35 PM
Holy Crap! This makes me really sad, actually
by monorail77
Aug 15th, 2008
12:43:59 PM
Answer to "Fawst's comment...
by Padawanmage
Aug 15th, 2008
12:44:35 PM
Powers Boothe...Yes he is a "Hack"
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
12:44:39 PM
Get over yourself Moriarty
by TTMan
Aug 15th, 2008
12:46:19 PM
Rob Fucking Coleman
by Giario
Aug 15th, 2008
12:46:37 PM
How dare you say it wasn't rape?
by Andre the Frog
Aug 15th, 2008
12:47:43 PM
I Saw TDK At IMAX Instead Today
by LaserPants
Aug 15th, 2008
12:49:21 PM
There is more than one way to rape a childhood...
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
12:53:42 PM
Well said Mori
by vaterite
Aug 15th, 2008
12:57:44 PM
'Violent pimp sending his characters...
by Darth Macchio
Aug 15th, 2008
12:58:23 PM
Cinefantastique
by WriteFromLeft
Aug 15th, 2008
12:59:46 PM
Le Vicious Fishus...
by NinjaRap
Aug 15th, 2008
01:01:01 PM
benditlikelucas..Nowhere NEAR that much...
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
01:01:50 PM
Well Said Moriarty
by sevenrivera
Aug 15th, 2008
01:06:30 PM
Thank you Moriarty!
by BustaNut
Aug 15th, 2008
01:06:37 PM
Lord Of The Rings > Harry Potter > Star Wars
by The Rabbit Of Carrot Shaped Doom
Aug 15th, 2008
01:08:43 PM
"I enjoyed the movies, i know all of them by heart...but i was n
by LaserPants
Aug 15th, 2008
01:13:24 PM
A Fan With The Sense To Walk Away, Of Course
by LaserPants
Aug 15th, 2008
01:14:38 PM
About Mori's "Episode I" Script Review... and the situation in
by Subtlety
Aug 15th, 2008
01:16:31 PM
Sorry Mori, but you have gone soft.
by AgentArchangel
Aug 15th, 2008
01:23:39 PM
and you think George Lucas gives a shit about this?
by Gungan Slayer
Aug 15th, 2008
01:26:26 PM
GOOD GOD
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 15th, 2008
01:28:26 PM
Ha - well said Moriarty
by fastcars
Aug 15th, 2008
01:30:42 PM
haters will hate, Fans will see the movie....
by j2talk
Aug 15th, 2008
01:31:23 PM
I am_NOTREAL...
by AgentArchangel
Aug 15th, 2008
01:32:37 PM
That whole enormous diatribe was worth reading
by smackfu
Aug 15th, 2008
01:38:11 PM
Delusions of Grandeur
by TurdontheRun
Aug 15th, 2008
01:38:48 PM
The biggest sign about this film-
by MistahSilvah
Aug 15th, 2008
01:46:48 PM
"Dark Knight went all Bourne Supremacy on us"
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 15th, 2008
01:50:48 PM
Search engine...
by DarthCorleone
Aug 15th, 2008
01:51:23 PM
LUCAS really didn't make the OT
by kriscole
Aug 15th, 2008
01:55:07 PM
George Lucas Blumpkined My Childhood!
by Xiphos_2
Aug 15th, 2008
01:59:06 PM
Edit
by kriscole
Aug 15th, 2008
01:59:35 PM
Mori, Lucas has Won. You Lose.
by NoDiggity
Aug 15th, 2008
02:00:22 PM
Kriscole - get your facts straight
by TurdontheRun
Aug 15th, 2008
02:15:55 PM
Where's the MIRRORS review?
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
02:21:56 PM
And oh by the way...
by I am_NOTREAL
Aug 15th, 2008
02:22:26 PM
Bleh.
by heyscot
Aug 15th, 2008
02:22:31 PM
I envy those of you who still can enjoy the original trilogy
by The Decider
Aug 15th, 2008
02:23:05 PM
What a load of self-important hog tripe...
by Behemoth
Aug 15th, 2008
02:27:54 PM
Lucas inappropriately massaged....
by Behemoth
Aug 15th, 2008
02:30:37 PM
Bullshit...
by Lord John Whorfin
Aug 15th, 2008
02:32:52 PM
And I hasten to point out...
by Lord John Whorfin
Aug 15th, 2008
02:35:12 PM
no longer a fan
by McDee
Aug 15th, 2008
02:37:28 PM
GL involuntarily gave my childhood a reacharound while tossing i
by UnChienAndalou
Aug 15th, 2008
02:38:26 PM
Y'know what George? Marcia was right...
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 15th, 2008
02:41:23 PM
awwwww
by Drafthouse_Slave
Aug 15th, 2008
02:42:30 PM
George Lucas always seemed to hate filmaking anyway
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 15th, 2008
02:46:59 PM
Mori, just pick up your toys and take your punishment
by barnaby jones
Aug 15th, 2008
02:51:03 PM
Lighten up, Moriarty
by IndyCollector
Aug 15th, 2008
02:52:37 PM
This just in! George Lucas in Inglorious Bastards!
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 15th, 2008
02:54:24 PM
Waaaaaaah! They didn't like my review Waaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crackerfarmboy
Aug 15th, 2008
02:57:11 PM
Walk away George...just walk away.
by Jobacca
Aug 15th, 2008
03:00:10 PM
Lucas is small? Then you guys are microbes.
by TheLastCleric
Aug 15th, 2008
03:01:27 PM
I read this update and ALL the updates it linked to
by ArcadianDS
Aug 15th, 2008
03:03:55 PM
Man wouldnt be a punch in the balls if the REST of AICN followed
by DOGSOUP
Aug 15th, 2008
03:06:57 PM
TheLastCleric
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
03:08:25 PM
question for Harry or Mori or Annette (or even Massa)..`
by ArcadianDS
Aug 15th, 2008
03:09:10 PM
The Boycott has begun....
by Jobacca
Aug 15th, 2008
03:09:40 PM
dogsoup
by ArcadianDS
Aug 15th, 2008
03:12:06 PM
My favourite quote from the Episode I script review:
by phortonfour
Aug 15th, 2008
03:15:01 PM
LUCAS = CINEMATIC GOD
by Sithdan
Aug 15th, 2008
03:17:40 PM
oh sure slings and arrows are easy
by ArcadianDS
Aug 15th, 2008
03:18:38 PM
Titanic is an overrated POS
by Sithdan
Aug 15th, 2008
03:22:56 PM
ArcadianDS & McDee
by DOGSOUP
Aug 15th, 2008
03:26:25 PM
George Lucas is Lucas
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Aug 15th, 2008
03:30:14 PM
Hopefully TDK Will Bury TITANIC
by LaserPants
Aug 15th, 2008
03:33:07 PM
all of you are right... and wrong
by filmfanatic1
Aug 15th, 2008
03:34:29 PM
LaserPants
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
03:39:39 PM
kwis
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
03:47:43 PM
This is the article that...
by VegasRon
Aug 15th, 2008
03:48:06 PM
skimn
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
03:48:59 PM
EMBARGO: A Lucasfilm Limited Motion Picture Event
by g-ride9000
Aug 15th, 2008
03:57:11 PM
Don't know if anyone said anything but...
by Darth Macchio
Aug 15th, 2008
03:58:20 PM
lol you stupid dummy
by ArcadianDS
Aug 15th, 2008
03:59:41 PM
Mori, thanks for a good laugh
by strosmer
Aug 15th, 2008
04:02:29 PM
ULTIMATE Hypocrisy Version 3.0
by loserguy3000
Aug 15th, 2008
04:04:27 PM
Have fun explaining Toshi's middle name to him
by Ditch Brodie
Aug 15th, 2008
04:09:53 PM
BadWaldo s Revenge + NDA
by loserguy3000
Aug 15th, 2008
04:11:19 PM
William Goldman, the screenwriter of Dreamcatcher?
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
04:18:09 PM
Nice rhetoric...
by ND Karrde
Aug 15th, 2008
04:20:17 PM
M-O-M, AOTC phantom edit is actually amazing.
by kirttrik
Aug 15th, 2008
04:25:03 PM
god i'm sick of the whining
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
04:28:42 PM
George Lucas ruined Indy for me too.
by TooWhippy
Aug 15th, 2008
04:32:37 PM
loserguy3000 - coming on a little strong, there
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
04:32:47 PM
For all the folks who are intent to keep blowing Lucas...
by Jobacca
Aug 15th, 2008
04:40:41 PM
Yeah!
by eternal76
Aug 15th, 2008
04:43:05 PM
Intriguing - is Moriarty the only person who can get the crap se
by elab49
Aug 15th, 2008
04:47:05 PM
"George Lucas Raped My Childhood"
by Samus Aran
Aug 15th, 2008
04:47:49 PM
I just heard that Haverchuck...
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 15th, 2008
04:49:02 PM

by Son of the Suns
Aug 15th, 2008
05:10:53 PM
Nice call Moriarty
by bluerider74
Aug 15th, 2008
05:11:46 PM
So Moriarty is going to teach Lucas a lesson....
by The Flashlight
Aug 15th, 2008
05:12:20 PM
Memories-of-Murder
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
05:21:26 PM
As one of the biggest Star Wars lovers...
by Razorback
Aug 15th, 2008
05:29:54 PM
2008 - The year genre filmmakers made LucaSpielberg irrelevant..
by Royston Lodge
Aug 15th, 2008
05:30:32 PM

by Son of the Suns
Aug 15th, 2008
05:33:37 PM
Mori ... "I looove you man!"
by Mr. Monkey
Aug 15th, 2008
05:37:30 PM
Does no one remember American Graffiti?
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
05:41:16 PM
A Little Research Le Vicious
by davincih
Aug 15th, 2008
05:44:14 PM
Memories-of-Murder
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
05:51:44 PM
I believe it is Ray Park's performance
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
05:53:55 PM
Where's whoooop?
by iamnicksaicnsn
Aug 15th, 2008
06:06:11 PM
loserguy3000 & Memories-of-Murder
by strosmer
Aug 15th, 2008
06:07:54 PM
Mori can I have my old nic back?
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 15th, 2008
06:21:55 PM
Strosmer
by Giario
Aug 15th, 2008
06:23:49 PM
BRINGSEXYBACK
by JAGUART
Aug 15th, 2008
06:24:36 PM
George Lucas bullied my childhood
by Larry Sellers
Aug 15th, 2008
06:30:57 PM
Re: Ron Howard
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
06:32:20 PM
M-o-M, I wasn't belittling Lucas
by skimn
Aug 15th, 2008
06:36:10 PM
No, I didn't look very hard...
by Le Vicious Fishus
Aug 15th, 2008
06:40:18 PM
almost made me cry mori
by Basehead
Aug 15th, 2008
06:44:44 PM
Mori, the "rape" thing parodies Harlan Ellison...
by Bob Cryptonight
Aug 15th, 2008
06:49:12 PM
Lucas=Putin
by Prossor
Aug 15th, 2008
06:49:24 PM
...Or maybe it was David Gerrold...
by Bob Cryptonight
Aug 15th, 2008
06:50:31 PM
Memories-of-Murder
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
06:55:05 PM
Oh
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
06:57:14 PM
What a bunch of HATERS!
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 15th, 2008
07:11:27 PM
The Beards rule!
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 15th, 2008
07:19:35 PM
GO BEARDS!
by Banzai Rootskibango
Aug 15th, 2008
07:20:24 PM
Hey you, the Lucasfilm worker reading this talkback
by Prossor
Aug 15th, 2008
07:20:50 PM
Oh Mori...that's just awful!!
by pdennett316
Aug 15th, 2008
07:21:23 PM
How Can...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 15th, 2008
07:36:37 PM
15yr old boba fett tattoo and all...
by ls420
Aug 15th, 2008
07:44:49 PM
You're killing independent George!
by Golitsyn1
Aug 15th, 2008
07:46:56 PM
The old Star Wars flicks...
by pdennett316
Aug 15th, 2008
07:50:35 PM
Great article.
by TestSubject28
Aug 15th, 2008
07:54:14 PM
Rape? Not quite
by Caerdwyn
Aug 15th, 2008
08:20:47 PM
Awesome, Awesome, Awesome!
by Jerri Blank
Aug 15th, 2008
08:20:56 PM
No one thinks Lucas "raped" them Mori
by the_scream
Aug 15th, 2008
08:27:16 PM
"a corporation related to film"
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
08:29:04 PM
As for Lucas trotting out his tired characters
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
08:35:19 PM
speaking of rape
by jon pertwee
Aug 15th, 2008
08:40:24 PM
Anyone who compares a dissapointing movie with rape is nuts
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
08:55:41 PM
jon pertwee..I hear it is because they had to...
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
08:57:45 PM
afraidoffans..How dare you trivialize our pain!
by conspiracy
Aug 15th, 2008
09:04:01 PM
SW is for children and probably always was.
by #1 Zero
Aug 15th, 2008
09:04:01 PM
this movie BLEW chunks
by Gungan Slayer
Aug 15th, 2008
09:09:41 PM
Hey, yeah!
by mraig
Aug 15th, 2008
09:11:15 PM
Zero..
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
09:11:41 PM
Good for you Moriarty!
by NYSCO6390
Aug 15th, 2008
09:13:14 PM
He raped the franchise
by jakeblues
Aug 15th, 2008
09:17:10 PM
Before I read more..
by Aeghast
Aug 15th, 2008
09:24:12 PM
"But he sure is a fucking bully."
by Aeghast
Aug 15th, 2008
09:30:32 PM
NYSCO6390....
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
09:30:38 PM
Aeghast
by afraidoffans
Aug 15th, 2008
09:34:01 PM
George lucas has gotten lost in his own assholeness! repost
by DwayneHoover
Aug 15th, 2008
09:43:24 PM
hi
by skani
Aug 15th, 2008
09:55:27 PM
Dear Mr McWeeny,
by Amy Chasing
Aug 15th, 2008
10:02:43 PM
Who coined the phrase...
by Chief Joseph
Aug 15th, 2008
10:03:26 PM
Continuous vigorous rapings of my childhood
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 15th, 2008
10:16:35 PM
Roll Call
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
10:20:43 PM
Late addition
by Thunderbolt Ross
Aug 15th, 2008
10:22:04 PM
Although
by Slaphappy Slim
Aug 15th, 2008
10:43:10 PM
Rotta the Hutt
by Gungan Slayer
Aug 15th, 2008
10:56:38 PM
20th Century Fox...George Lucas...And bullies...
by micturatingbenjamin
Aug 15th, 2008
10:58:02 PM
OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
11:15:59 PM
better analogy
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 15th, 2008
11:30:48 PM
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, MICTURATING
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
11:31:40 PM
I ALSO THOUGHT THE NAME "AHSOKA" WAS TOTALLY RACIST
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
11:34:20 PM
time to grow up
by kingmercury
Aug 15th, 2008
11:42:24 PM
SERIOUS QUESTION FOR PARENTAL UNITS HERE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 15th, 2008
11:46:41 PM
You know what the answer is
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 15th, 2008
11:49:50 PM
George Lucas cheated on my childhood.
by mr. whoa
Aug 16th, 2008
12:00:11 AM
GEORGE LUCAS IM'D MY CHILDHOOD AND WANTED TO MEET IN PERSON
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 16th, 2008
12:04:09 AM
George Lucas felt up your Mother in Law's menopause
by G100
Aug 16th, 2008
12:05:35 AM
It's time for more original Sci-Fi, fuck Lucas he's a robot
by quantize
Aug 16th, 2008
12:05:53 AM
Lucas shows you his contempt
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 16th, 2008
12:06:19 AM
Moriarty raped my favorite fanboy phrase.
by WickedJacob
Aug 16th, 2008
12:07:40 AM
I think by G100 is George Lucas
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 16th, 2008
12:09:08 AM
...oh
by mr. whoa
Aug 16th, 2008
12:10:33 AM
Melvin_Pelvis has chosen NOT to see this, and here's why
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 16th, 2008
12:15:01 AM
jesus Mori is a whiny little crybaby bitch
by jules windex
Aug 16th, 2008
12:16:41 AM
Go fuck yourself Pelvis and I mean that in an amusing way :-)
by G100
Aug 16th, 2008
12:16:47 AM
G100
by Melvin_Pelvis
Aug 16th, 2008
12:21:47 AM
Sithdan = plant
by Chief Joseph
Aug 16th, 2008
12:30:19 AM
Go back to begging for your old nick Pelvis
by G100
Aug 16th, 2008
12:31:41 AM