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The Posters For MAX PAYNE Are Among The Bad-Assier Things To Come Around In A While!!

Merrick here...
A few weeks back we got a look at the unexpectedly promising looking MAX PAYNE trailer (HERE). Two posters for the film have now been released, which you can find below. Like the headline says: I think these are pretty awesome myself...raw, inventive, unusual, compelling. And, above all, they're memorable. What do you think?

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  • July 24, 2008, 10:43 a.m. CST

    No way. Whalberg is ass. Can't carry any movie.

    by knowthyself

    Planet of the Apes. The Happening. This guy is poison. Couldnt' carry a picture if his life depended on it.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:44 a.m. CST

    LOL

    by Be_a_zed

    Shit.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:45 a.m. CST

    This could translate good to film

    by Seth Brundle

    ill give it a chance

  • July 24, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Re: WallBerg.

    by MONKEY BUTT

    It does amaze me, that a guy with such limited range and so-so screen presence, gets so many opportunities. I don't think he's a bad actor, just not all that interesting to watch. The posters are sweet, though. The second one is excellent. Do we know who or what company did it? I'd love to see more of their work.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:48 a.m. CST

    Looks like the freaking game

    by godzillasushi

    How about that....matches the style of Max Payne.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:49 a.m. CST

    Against all odds this movie actually looks good

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    Ridiculous hardboiled action, pretentious monologues, and some weird ass angel symbolism bullshit? Did they actually go through all the trouble and expense of licensing the Max Payne name for a reason? Somebody somewhere is doing something right here.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:52 a.m. CST

    who gives a shit

    by Rat Fink

  • July 24, 2008, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Pondscum...

    by ThomasServo

    Totally thought the same thing, man. Banksy all the way, and it actualyl looks good. That one poster kinda brought Max Payne to the front of my consciousness again.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Christ...

    by RawShark13

    Does Merrick ever post anything other than old shit the other guys wouldn't bother with?

  • July 24, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Those are awesome.

    by Knuckleduster

    Really. Great posters.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Meh

    by The Eskimo

    The first one looks like the cover of a video game...the second one just doesn't feel right. They should have kept Max's face more in the shadows and I think it would have been cooler.

  • July 24, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Starring MARK WHALBERG, this time using his RASPY VOICE!

    by Mike_D

    ..as, MARK WHALBERG!

  • July 24, 2008, 10:57 a.m. CST

    RE: RawShark13

    by godzillasushi

    It's new to me... :)

  • July 24, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Hey, Wahlberg was ace in Boogie Nights.

    by Knuckleduster

    His one truly great performance.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:05 a.m. CST

    I liked Wahlberg in The Big Hit.

    by DerLanghaarige

  • July 24, 2008, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Marky Mark Is Already Forgiven For The Happening

    by pr1c3y

    But he will never be forgiven for this, http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2989661952/tt0108243

  • July 24, 2008, 11:05 a.m. CST

    For the uneducated....

    by Lemming

    the first poster is good. Why? Because it pretty much rips off the boxart from the games. the Second is arse because it looks like it's trying WAY too hard and what the fuck is that Angel doing there? It's not even metaphorical if it's, you know, ACTUALLY IN THE ROOM WITH HIM. Balls I say.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:09 a.m. CST

    MOT Max Payne

    by pr1c3y

    Lmao

  • July 24, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    FIRST!

    by Rick Flemming

    I played this game, and I couldn't make it work. It kept going in reeeeally slow, I think the game had a few glitches. flemmingonfilm.blogspot.com

  • July 24, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST

    sweet

    by hulkbuster

    those kick ass man!

  • July 24, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    1st one awesome, second one wtf?

    by dastickboy

    Second one makes the film look like Constantine or The Prophecy. There's no supernatural stuff in Max Payne, ditch it.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    the angel with wings is in the trailer too...

    by pr1c3y

    lifting some guy out a building

  • July 24, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Whoa! Pain to the Max!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I lied to myself that it was over...<p>It wasn't over...<p>And it would get worse before the end...

  • July 24, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    "Bad-Assier?" Ouch.

    by Lance Rocke

    that word hurt my brain.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:26 a.m. CST

    POSTERS SUCK

    by hollywoodsummers

    so does Merrick

  • July 24, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    loserguy3000

    by Merrick

    No one is being ripped off. Just some confusion as to the nature of the images' release.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Yeah the angel pulling the guy out the window

    by Novaman5000

    has to be a guy committing suicide while under the influence of the drug. I think it's actually a pretty slick way of visualizing the drug's effects. The games are favorites of mine and this movie looks sweet so far.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Nice poster art! But this better be "Rated-R"...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ...'cause I'm sick and fucking tired of all those PG-13 "action" movies...

  • July 24, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Looks like a tilted version

    by DennisMM

    of the orange background, "standing in a group" poster for "Reservoir Dogs," only with a big gun pointing.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:35 a.m. CST

    Nope. Kenny Johnson is definitely NOT Max Payne...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    But I'm also not that comfortable with Mark Wahlberg. Though I like that guy.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    PG-13 "action movies"

    by DennisMM

    I did an IMDB search for 1975 and 1980, two pretty gritty years, and you know what I found? The R-rated crime and suspense dramas and even "action" films weren't crazed rides through exploding heads and flying cars. They were about people, and the action grew out of what the people cared about. Character -> plot -> activity. Otherwise it's just a load of crap. Want to talk violence? Sam Peckinpah. But we always cared about his characters. (Okay, maybe not "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia," but most of the time.) You want to watch people beat the crap out of one another for 90 minutes, go rent an old chop-socky film. Want to see things explode, there are films that will give you plenty of that. But action is not intrinsically based in violence.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:39 a.m. CST

    But Max Payne has to be an R-Rated action movie, imho

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    expecially when you want to stick to the source material. I simply don't want a teenie version of Payne with lots of gunfire but zero exit wounds.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    First one is great!

    by Obscura

    Its avery impressive adaptation for the original artwork for the game. "nd one is cool, but i bit too abstract to represent the film in any defining way... would make a good postcard, but not a poster.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Okay, you got me there.

    by DennisMM

    Though I think the notion of movies based on video games is pretty fucking stupid to begin with. Strictly IMO.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    General Crom

    by Knuckleduster

    That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Has anyone noticed

    by Mr Gorilla

    that most films these days are crap?

  • July 24, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    I liked this when it was called

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    Constantine. There, I said it. That shit was cool. Besides, if you look really closely, this flick has 'ASS' written all over it. I'm telling you the truth. Somebody oughta blow up one of those posters really huge and see for themselves ... and then post it for the rest of us.

  • July 24, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Wait ...

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

    there's no supernatural stuff in Max Payne?

  • July 24, 2008, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Wahlberg was ace in Shooter

    by SpencerTrilby

    Best 2007 action flick. And these posters are decent, nothing more. The first is kinda above average, but is just an adaptation of the game's. As for the second, I'm not sold. <p> Besides, it's a John Moore movie. Nuff said.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    GiveMeAnFinBreak

    by photoboy

    Unless they've significantly fucked with the story, the games didn't have any supernatural elements, but they did have some very trippy dreams/hallucinations enduced by the Valkyr drug. It's possible these "angels" are part of a Valkyr hallucination, especially since Valkyr are minor angel-like deities in Norse mythology. It's a bit like using the fire breathing horse in Batman Begins in the trailer despite it not really being in the film beyond an hallucination.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Having a pretty hard time getting excited about this

    by jimmay

    Simple, undeniable fact: the vast, vast majority of video game movie adaptations have not only paled in comparison to the originals, but have been painfully bad. Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, Resident Evil, Double Dragon, Doom, Mortal Kombat; all sick jokes. The only one that hasn't been cringe-worthy was Silent Hill. And Silent Hill wasn't exactly an award-winner. The overwhelming probability is set squarely against Max Payne being anything but bad.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    The angels...

    by WickedJester

    Represent being saved, I think. I remember reading about their imagery somewhere, but can't find or remember it now. <br><br> Could be the people dieing from the drug and being saved, either way I think it's some hallucination that only Max sees. <br><br> Or I could be way off and this movie could've dropped the ball more than previously imaginable.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Has there ever been a good video game movie?

    by NiceGuyEddie19

    Cause if there has, I haven't seen it. I fell asleep in a Resident Evil movie, the one you could set your watch by the frequency of things getting quiet followed by a very loud, shrill "freak-out" noise. It was idiotic.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    There was a Double Dragon movie?

    by WickedJester

  • July 24, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    You Fucking IDIOTS

    by slugbat

    The beauty of film is that you can include allegorical imagery to help propel the story. Those angels are, from the looks at the trailer, not literal representations or even hallucinations, but metaphorical images. I think they are badass, too. <p> Another instance of this type of imagery is in Snatch, when Brad Pitt is knocked to the mat, and they show him drowning underwater for the effect. <p> In the right hands, just a little bit of metaphysical imagery can convey moods and ideas, and compliment the story in ways that literal imagery cannot.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Wahlberg is crap. The man cannot act.

    by BiggusDickus

    Therefore, I have no interest in this movie. End of.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    There was indeed a Double Dragon movie

    by jimmay

    It's widely regarded as being about on the same level as Mario Bros. (i.e. a shitstorm of biblical proportions.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Yawn

    by Dkev00

    Your easily amused.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Whats up with the angels?

    by MrPopular

    like Cap n jack said above.. They aren't in the game.. it looks crazy dumb... I really dug the trailer when I saw it. The action stuff looked kick ass. but the angel was f'n retarded

  • July 24, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    But what is it rated?

    by Veraxus

    That trailer looked way better than it had any right to... but I'm not going to get my hopes up until I hear some word on the rating. If this is PG-13 it's a guaranteed pile of shit and everyone will know it. If it's rated R, as it should be, I may actually have to see this.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    But will it suck harder than McCain's grasp of reality?

    by jimmay

  • July 24, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    MARKY MARK: KILLER TELEVANGELIST

    by Mullah Omar

    The guns and angels are a good combo. Jimmy Swaggart should have thought of that.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Embiggen again? Come on!

    by maremagnum

    Embiggen is not cromulent enough to warrant using it in every other post.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Go with the top poster art.

    by JDanielP

    There's nothing special about the lower one, I feel.

  • July 24, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    The game is easily my favorite of all time.

    by PumpyMcAss

    That being said, the story was kind of stupid at times. Hitman 2, anyone?

  • July 24, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    1st one looks similar to "Shoot Em Up"

    by Mr. Profit

    And the author of this post is talking about memorable? Original? OK.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Wahlberg just needs to play his character in Shooter.

    by Imagikafan

    This could be good. Cool posters.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    First one, "meh"...

    by Kid Z

    ...too 80's. Second one... better... does attract attention. Just the opinion of an art director, as if that really means anything...

  • July 24, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    XBox 360, Johnathan?

    by BiggusDickus

    How very 'Betamax', dear boy!

  • July 24, 2008, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Those angels are...metaphorical images.

    by Jack_Bauer

    No, they definately are hallucinations. I've read the script. Which is a little dumbed down from the game version I have to say, a lot less "1 man against the world" and a lot more of a simple detective/revenge story. It mostly stays true to the source in spirit rather than letter, but lets not kid ourselves, this movie is going to live or die on it's action and wahlbergs performance, because the script is good enough to easily make it the best video game adaptation so far.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Just show Kunis topless, holding bullets infront of her nipples

    by TallBoy66

    Goddamn, nobody wants to see Max Payne and those scary black things, WE WANT MILA KUNIS NAKED!!! That's how you get them asses in the seats. And no back nudity! God help them if there's back nudity!

  • July 24, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    1st poster is banksy clone

    by palewook

    its cool, but feels borrowed.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Screw Walberg...it's got FUCKIN CHRIS O'DONNELL!!

    by Gungan Slayer

    yeah

  • July 24, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    the omen was shit never saw FotP...

    by mefrog

    and marky mark is extremely hit and miss for me. That being said these posters look great. Really like them.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    DennisMM

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    How do sir? How goes The Zone-age? (I once posted there as Chilli.) On topic, the game was fun because it ripped off bullet-time... but bullet-time in films is done, so I can't see what this can accomplish.

  • July 24, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Is anyone reminded of the first teaser poster

    by skimn

    of "The Spirit"? That rough and a bit retro look..

  • July 24, 2008, 2:20 p.m. CST

    The first poster is

    by veritasses

    better then the second but neither one is all that great. The first one goes for a dark, gritty, edgy look but doesn't quite achieve it with the somewhat clean and overly bright wall. The image of Max on the wall also doesn't work. It's clearly part of the wall because you can see the textures through Max but it's not really a drawing or graffiti, it's just a two tone, black and white image so it comes off as artificial and something some artist Photoshopped on and breaks the illusion of the location and gritty wall. Also, the way too tiny Brooklyn Bridge makes it look out of place and silly rather then setting location or adding contrast. The second poster is just trying way too hard. Eyes closed, on his knees, leaning back, palms up, guns pointing down, multiple light streams streaking across the full page over the guys face, the feathers, the fingers, the shaded angel. Just too much. Also, I realize the font is from the game, but for the images they were going for in the posters, the font just doesn't work. Narrow, clean, sharp, same height, all caps and in both cases, see-through, sort of cancels out the themes they were going for. The font is a minor quibble though.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    What's with all these dumbasses saying "lol" and "lmao"

    by Guy Who Got A Headache And Accidentally Saves The World

    You guys new here or something? Jesus, as vile, dumb and hateful these talkbacks could be, at least it's never really had swarms of useless jackasses constantly saying shit like lol, lmao, itt, tits or gtfo, or whatever other made up dipshit language the rest of the internet decidess to adopt like the bunch of fucking illiterate sheep they are.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:33 p.m. CST

    First poster is homage to game's cover art...

    by Johnno

    THe second one is also kinda cool, just feel very different for a movie poster... It'll certainly draw attention though opinions will be divided over whether it looks cool or dumb. And for the last FUCKING TIME the angels are methophorical!!! I swear it's as if half the people here aren't even familiar with what movies can be and have done in the past!!!

  • July 24, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    LMAO LOL

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    Could be worse Headache Guy, they could be saying it real life.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:37 p.m. CST

    ENOUGH WITH "EMBIGGEN"...

    by Ray Gamma

    do you think that if you use this non-existent comedy verb enough times, that it will actually enter the English language officially? </P> <P> It's not funny anymore.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    ON THAT SUBJECT

    by Ray Gamma

    One day in the distant future, "LOL" & "LMFAO" etc etc will be taught in English History classes as having been a common part of daily speech, due to their apparent common usage during the earliest known recorded internet years.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Like "A Canticle for Leibowitz"

    by Ray Gamma

    if you see what I mean

  • July 24, 2008, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Mila Kunis embiggens me in the pants

    by the milf lover

    Just watched the trailer, and Mila looks kinda hot in leather for the 0.38 second we can see her, and its got a cheap 90s action style and a pseudo 'The Crow' feel to it with the angels and shit. And the posters are decent enough as images I guess, but for a movie poster they're barely dtv worthy. If it werent for the Max Payne name most people looking at them would just go "meh... the hell kinda movie is that?"

  • July 24, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Ray Gamma

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    I wrote a scene once for an unproduced script where a Teacher ripped a student for using wikipedia as fact. Soon, wikipedia WILL be considered fact.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Glad i wasn't the only one who dug Shooter

    by liljuniorbrown

    They should have let that writer and director do the Gi joe movie with Wahlberg as Duke.

  • July 24, 2008, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Looks like Constantine

    by Second Try

    Not the roman emperor, though.

  • July 24, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Now Ray...

    by Kid Z

    ...calm down. "Embiggen" is a perfectly "cromulent" word!

  • July 24, 2008, 3:05 p.m. CST

    does any of you guys have the link for the script?

    by Jackie Boy

    I'd be interested in reading it, if it's not too much trouble.

  • July 24, 2008, 3:06 p.m. CST

    nice grammar

    by Jackie Boy

    I sounds like a fuckin' guido, brah.

  • July 24, 2008, 3:08 p.m. CST

    i shall return

    by Ray Gamma

    interfrastically

  • July 24, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    It still looks like shit.

    by GiveMeAnFinBreak

  • July 24, 2008, 3:26 p.m. CST

    Stengah

    by Mr. Zeddemore

    Whoa, little hostility.

  • July 24, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Marky Mark

    by optimus122

    Rules...he was good in a lot of movies , give the cat his due. Boogie Nights , The Departed , Shooter and a few more.

  • July 24, 2008, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Just finished playing both games again

    by DarthJedi

    and not surprisingly, they both hold up rather well in game play and atmosphere. That being said, I really hope they do this right. How that is I won't know 'till I see it, but if the can capture the nuances of the game, then it should be pretty cool. Here's keeping my fingers crossed.

  • July 24, 2008, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Ray Gamma I am with you. Enough Already.

    by debrislide

  • July 24, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    RE: Headache

    by FatherMcGruderKicksAssForTheLord

    I watched this trailer and LAUGHED OUT LOUD. IN MY HONEST OPINION, it looks like crap. Seriously, I was LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. If anyone thinks that this will be better than, oh say, Hitman, they should SHUT THE FUCK UP and GET THE FUCK OUT. <p> Oh, but that first poster does look ok, in the aforementioned derivative sense.

  • July 24, 2008, 4:42 p.m. CST

    MPINO!!! MPINO!! MPINO!!

    by SkinJob69

    Just kidding- this is actually starting like it might be the best game-to-movie adaptation ever. Not a big challenge, since Mortal Kombat is probably the best so far. <p> Regardless, there hasn't been enough noir coming from Hollywoodland lately, so any move in that direction is a plus IMO.

  • July 24, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST

    I only hope

    by dvdhound79

    that they don't bring anything supernatural to the story. The angel wings has me worried but hopefully, it has to do with the drug story-line in the games.

  • July 24, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Babylon A.D, Death Race, Max Payne, Eagle Eye,

    by cookylamoo

    Competition for "Worst Action Movie" this fall is going to be FIERCE.

  • July 24, 2008, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Gotta keep the "lords and Ladies" stuff

    by SkinJob69

    F'ing hysterical in the game

  • July 24, 2008, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Angel imagery reminds me of Brazil

    by SkinJob69

  • July 24, 2008, 4:57 p.m. CST

    sweetness

    by El Borak

    me likey.

  • July 24, 2008, 5 p.m. CST

    I hate this "embiggen" crap

    by MattmanReturns

    That's not a word. I know the preservation of the English language doesn't mean much to AICN, but Jesus Christ. And now we have "Bad-assier"? I feel sick.

  • July 24, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Wahlberg was fuckin great in "Fear"

    by jah_kingdom

    Whatever happened to James Foley? He used to be such a talented and versatile director. I'm not counting "Who's that Girl?"

  • July 24, 2008, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Does he talk to plants in this one too..?

    by Aeghast

    Sorry :/

  • July 24, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Lemming

    by jfp2007

    How can the poster rip off the art to a game when what its "ripping off" is that game to begin with? Of course there's going to be a resemblance given they're the same fucking thing you Lemming.

  • July 24, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    aye

    by DigitalBeachWar

    poster one, thumbs up. poster two, thumbs down.

  • July 24, 2008, 5:58 p.m. CST

    GUNS GUNS AND MORE GUNS

    by JimmyJoe RedSky

    boring

  • July 24, 2008, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Mattman Returns

    by conniebrean1

    Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word. The preservation of the English language may not be a high priority of AICN, but relatively obscure Simpsons' references? They're all over that.

  • July 24, 2008, 7:07 p.m. CST

    The 1st Poster

    by Project424

    reminds me of Reservoir Dogs, for some reason -- too bad the film won't.

  • July 24, 2008, 7:23 p.m. CST

    It looks slick so far, which is a good start.

    by Baked

    And, really, Wahlberg was the fourth best thing in The Departed after Vera Fermiga's snootch, Dirty DiCaprio, and Jack Nicholson.

  • July 24, 2008, 8:07 p.m. CST

    by Bootskin

  • July 24, 2008, 9:20 p.m. CST

    General Crom

    by JediWuddayaknow

    Movies are obsolete? Really? That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. To compare the REASON for a movie experience to a video game, which interrupts the story for you to figure out what your doing wrong and why you keep dying is just fucking retarded. And the funniest thing is the "Who gives a shit?" posters. Clearly you do. And clearly the many others who bothered to read and reply. Got your answer, sports?

  • July 25, 2008, 12:01 a.m. CST

    I'm seeing this movie

    by andrew coleman

    Why? Not for the trailers or the posters. Because I'm bored as fuck after work haha. Seriously thought if a football or baseball game is not on I'm seeing this because what else is there to do that month movie wise?

  • July 25, 2008, 1:58 a.m. CST

    octagon

    by Jackie Boy

    So we can't call shitty movies shitty just because somebody didn't pay us to make them ourselves? Let's say I go out to eat and my meal is fucking horrible, so I complain to the manager of the restaurant. By your rationale, the manager should tell me "Fuck you, cocksucker! Let's see you make adequate fucking eggs benedict, motherfucker!"

  • July 25, 2008, 2:45 a.m. CST

    more religious shit...

    by Ecto-1

    ...for the fucking god squad. Just looks like Constantine except with more guns. Crap.

  • July 25, 2008, 7:15 a.m. CST

    Wahlberg is shit

    by ThisLifeArtificial

    Truth

  • July 25, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    jfp2007

    by Lemming

    I know that. I was merely pointing it out so no 'props' should be given to the people attached to the movie, when the 'bad ass' poster is just taken more or less straight from the box-art of the game. It took no talent to do that...you jfp2007. That's right. I went there!

  • July 25, 2008, 10:24 a.m. CST

    Jackie Boy

    by Jack_Bauer

    http://tinyurl.com/5keujz here you go

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