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Stages In Bulgaria Being Expanded In Anticipation Of...The Next RAMBO Movie!!
Merrick here...
A website called screendaily, which is all about the international film business, indicates that sound stages in Blugaria are being expanded to accommodate future productions.
Nu Boyana expands with new city streets sets Sofia-based studio is planning another 10 sound stages; future shoots to include Rambo 5 and Pope Joan.
...says information you can find HERE.
This dovetails with recent reports that Stallone is currently developing a story/script that would take John Rambo into a completely new genre (i.e. RAMBO V, or whatever it's called, will not be a war movie).
I loved RAMBO, and want to see more of this character...regardless of genre.
Thanks to Crosby for the heads up about this.
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Yes, I am repetitive. EFF you. :)
And no, you are not first. You will never be first. :) -
Rambo vs. The Vampires! I'm all over it!
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FUCK!! You got me by 23 seconds, I been going to this website for almost 11 years and still no first...but oh well Rambo 5...I guess I'll be in theaters for that movie too.
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and it should be an old man movie like the Bucket List. "Remember when I shot you through the roof."
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A la Straw Dogs, but much more fuckiest uppiest. Rambo was the Bee's Bollocks.
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20 days of Q&A = $70 million Rocky
10 of Q&A = $40 million Rambo 4
Now if you roll on in here and take us to Chuck E. Cheese Rambo 5 will be the biggest movie of all time!
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It is Transylvania you prick.
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I loved the last Rambo film and Rocky was a surprisly enjoyable movie as well but I have a sinking feeling Sly is going to destroy any goodwill with horrible sequels.
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He just finished rescuing missionaries and slaves in Burma, comes home, and now his farm is attacked? Rambo 6 he goes to the desert and gets flooded.
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Rambo in a non-war movie? What the hell is the point of making a Rambo movie then? What is going to be, a romantic comedy? This is Rambo for God's sake. Of course it has to be a war movie. The character doesn't fit into ANY other genre. What a crappy idea.
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Rambo Vs. Dracula FTW!
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Yes, watch Rambo trying to get into the New York dating scene!
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Just because it's not a war movie doesn't mean it cant be a balls-to-the-wall Chow Yun Fat/Arnold Schwarzenegger blastfest.
Just as long as they don't MTV-ize it. No Fast and Furious/Never Back Down style crap please. -
YOU SIR! DEAD SIR! EAT HOT LEAD SIR!
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To get in touch with his feminine side.
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Includes the classics...
"born under a bad sign..."
"My war is over..."
..and the #1 billboard hit
"That's my truck, that one there, with the anti war signs and the Jesus fish, can i have my keys back please"
Tagline: Jam-bo with Rambo
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The XXX-tacular
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I don't really want to see a straight up drama about Rambo learning he had a son many years ago, and trying to connect with him or something.
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This is the best he an do, reprising roles from twenty years ago.
Fucking sad.
Move on Sly. -
You have 20 seconds to eat my knife bee-atch.
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How far the Rambo films drifted from the original First Blood concept.
The first examined what happened to vets AFTER Nam.
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Come on sly, give us what we really want.
Even the mighty -D- know you couldn't split up Tango and Cash. How about T+C2 -
Mar 20, 2008 9:01:07 AM CDT
I would name the sequel in the Alien-Aliens tradition
by david cloverfield
Rambos - coming in 2009.
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I think thats the void. I imagine Rambo ending up with a Sarah Connor type. And they kick ass throughout.
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Remains of the Dead.
A room with a few.(Dead bodies on the floor.) -
Vampires are a folkloric tradition found all over Slavic Europe. Suck on this http://www.omda.bg/engl/ethnography/vampiri.htm and bring on John Rambo: Vampire Hunter.
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Franka Potente as a 9th century woman who poses as a man and rises through the Vatican ranks? AKA, "Run, Pope, Run"? I'm there...
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if so,how much for his ass?I'll give you 20 for an hour.
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Rambo of the Caribbean
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Mar 20, 2008 9:15:16 AM CDT
Rambo vs Aliens vs Predator vs Freddy vs Jason vs Ecks vs Sever
by colinjbooth
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let him hunt some Psycho killers.Or let RAMBO go to an Hostel,that would be fun.
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The Hills are Alive with....
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"They don't call it "The Cockpit" for nothin', honey!"
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With only a bit of the ultra-violence.
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It's Over, Johnny!
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With Rambo as Nick Rivers!
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Rambo as James Bond
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Music by Abba
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, TEASLE! You're out of your element!
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Fuck them right up their stupid asses.
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Mar 20, 2008 9:35:35 AM CDT
Frye777 - if you find an Englishman (or an American)...
by stalin vs predator
...who will be able to point to Bulgaria (or pretty much any other European country other than UK, Germany and France) on the world's map, without Internet access and within 20 minutes, you can congratulate yourself. Don't expect knowledge of such details! What, are you going to ask "skarekroes" to name the country(ies) where the Carpathians lie next or what? Have some mercy on his mind!
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Because other people who have no lives should bash people who have no lives....mission ACCOMPLISHED! *THUNK*
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At least my cause is worthy.
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I know it's supposed to be a drama about vietnam vets and all that...but there was so much action in that movie that it just seems wrong not to call it an action flick.
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The whole draw to a Rambo flick is to see the unstoppable intrument of warfare kill things and break stuff.
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Drop the hairpiece and the HGH, and you get someone looking not very human.
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Here, have some rice
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Nahh, "Rambo 5 and Pope Joan" sounds way better
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id love to see another rambo!! Rambo 4 was great
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first death wish followed by Rambo 5 sly!
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I am an ignorant American. I don't know the difference between Bulgaria and Romania. I think "Carpathia" is a fictional land made up for Ghostbusters II and in addition to my woeful geographic ignorance I haven't the slightest knowledge of Eastern European folklore. Indeed, I believe that Frankenstein lives in Transylvania and everyone east of France wears liederhosen and listens to polka music. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go put on my Hawaiian shirt and cowboy hat and drive around in my giant American car.
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...and was suitably impressed. while no Rambo movie will ever be better than the first, it was certainly better than parts two and three. Thankfully, there were no scenes where Rambo jumps to safety from colliding boats while a supporting cast member screams "You did it, Rambo!"
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The Assassination of Jesse James by Rambo! There's Something About Rambo! Patch Rambo! Ace Ventura: When Rambo Calls! How Green Was My Rambo?! Grumpy Old Rambos! Mighty Morphin' Power Rambos: The Movie! Purple Rambo! Oh God, You Rambo! Die Hard With A Rambo! Actually, I think I want to see that last one a lot.
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and makes a slurred but impassioned speech to Congress.
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Huraghhhhhhh! Live for nothing, or die for something. I'll er...live for nothing, thank you.
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Repeatedly For The Pleasure Of Talkbackers
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Huraghhhhh! Ok, we need to stop taking da piss, the man is legend, come on. Hurrragggh
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Well if its a new genre, no war, then call it "John"
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Come on Sly, write a script to revolve around that title and set it during the prohibition days ie Paradise Alley, my bloody favourite. Come on. Please. For me your old um...fan...friend.
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Given how good both Rocky Balboa and Rambo actually were, I have no problem with his resurrection of past icons. Both films were solid, well-made codas that gave both characters a proper sendoff. While I’m not particularly keen on the idea of another Rambo film beyond this most recent outing, Stallone has been enjoying a strong creative second wind and I trust his judgment. As to First Blood not being an action film, that’s debatable. It most certainly is an examination of post-war Vietnam veterans and the shabby reception they received upon returning to the States but that message is contained within an action picture. Just because something is labeled an “action” film doesn’t necessarily mean it lacks profundity. Interestingly enough, the author of First Blood, David Morrell, stated in a recent interview that RAMBO was the most thematically accurate rendition of the character, even more so that First Blood.
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... You just know it's gonna be a Rambo-ized update of that godawful "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" thing (or whatever it was called).
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Eww...no.
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Actually...hmm...
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Where Rambo discovers the girl he likes is a total bitch and he kicks her boyfriend's ass while destroying a party in progress.
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"LET'S PARTY!"
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The other way around is just too freaky...
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Why not? But I thought RAMBO 4 was a cropper at the boxoffice! I sure as hell wouldn't mind a sequel...
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For him to return to Arizona only to be abducted by Aliens? Aliens who have come to Earth . . . . . to hunt the MOST DANGEROUS GAME?
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would kick serious ass.
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Word
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why???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
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i chose not to choose life: i chose something else.
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Word
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Rambo Of Men
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I´m there opening night
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Stallone said from the very beginning that there would be a Rambo V if Rambo was successful. Pull your heads out of your asses.
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With John Travolta directing and making a cameo.
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hola. now die.
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The Film follows Rambo as he survives the Madness of World War 3's Nuclear Holocaust.
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This is the best news I've read in a loooooong time!!!
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EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF RAMBO'S COMPOUND BOW!!!Summon the Ban Hammer!
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That would be a cool one ;-)
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subtitle: 'tis getting stale
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Electric Boogaloo Edition
okay, i'm done. -
ehh I got these feelings inside
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ehh I got these feelings inside
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ehh I got these feelings inside
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ehh I got these feelings inside
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FI-YA! We sa-lute YOU!
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Rambold School
Honey, I shrunk the Rambo
Rambo's Big Adventure
Attack of the 50 foot Rambo
Big Rambo in Little China
The Incredible Rambo
Rambo Movie
Rambo In Da Hood
Dead Rambo's Society
Reading Rambo (I still say this one's funny) Annd. I'm done. -
Judge: Rambo! What are you saying! What is he saying?
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come on, sing with me - HE'S A HUMAN TORNADO!!!
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... an elderly John Rambo comes out of retirement to search for a killer driving the not-so-classic 1970's car/pickup truck... uh... vehicle.
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Bullshit. That's what Rambo does. Unless it's Rambo goes to Prison (Guantanamo? Rambo as Terrorist?)or Rambo gets a job as a tour guide. Which is sorta what Rambo was about...Anyway if anyone knows what fucking genre he would take it in for sure please speak up. (Sing the immigrant song now)
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Say what you will about Stallone, his voice, his face, his film "Cobra" - he honestly TRIES. He puts his heart and soul into these projects even when they're lame, and he tries to do something new and research the material, etc etc. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, but he gives it his all and speaks eloquently about it. I am anxious to hear what his new idea for Rambo is- I think John Rambo was OK, not as good as Rocky Balboa but definitely more solid than anything he'd done in maybe 20 years except Copland or Cliffhanger. I want to see what "avant garde Rambo" is to Sly. I love you, man!
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Cue flashbacks from all previous movies played on a big projector in a funeral wake. Stallone plays the corpse. We all get guest spots as eulogizers. "You-google-izers."-Zoolander
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Mar 20, 2008 3:47:10 PM CDT
Fuck the title spamming fuckers spamming title spammers who fuck
by colinjbooth
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The Taking Of Pel-Rambo 1-2-3
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So who cares about another one?
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Mar 20, 2008 4:08:46 PM CDT
FOX to Revamp "Son of The Beach", now starring most of all... Jo
by darth_vigor
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Go and suck Indy`s cock again you little Bitch.
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Mar 20, 2008 4:26:26 PM CDT
Does anybody remember a Charles Bronson film called..
by cameron1975willi
Mr Majestik? Rambo V could be a very similar set-up where John, now back in the U.S. work's on his Father's farm and helps the town's people ward off the local criminal element. Whilst doing so he meets a nice doctor lady who can help with his post-traumatic stress syndrome. Just an idea.
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Mar 20, 2008 4:29:44 PM CDT
The of assassination of John Rambo by the coward Will Teasle
by bradpitteviltwin
They drew first blood, not me! Shut up rambo
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good job i'm still laughing.
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"Yo, Lucy...you got some'splainin' to do why you sold out to the Viet Cong." Fred Mertz- "Ah, fer Christ's sake Rambo, quit shootin' up the town! Its my bowling night!"
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Wherein Rambo drives a fast moving land vehicle while Linda Lovelace tries to swallow his exhaust pipe.
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Oh yeah!
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This is getting stupid.
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Dumber, still.
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That one I'd pay to see.
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getting stupider
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because no one else went there.
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Let's just say it's a short romance.
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That's a lot of total fucking destruction.
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Mr. Greenfeld: "I'll give you $20 to touch your titties."
Rambo: "Okay. But just a touch!" -
Rambo promises to save the baby of an American turned Bulgarian prostitute who was killed to cover up the identity of the baby's father, who is also head of the local crime syndicate.
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I did that in the last TB but apparently this is going to be a ritual for every Rambo TB.
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Combo: Judge Dredd and Law and Order
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Yeah, so I guess I'm done.
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The story of a father, his three daughters and Rambo.
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Get original!
http://tinyurl.com/2ontt4 -
A/K/A Rambo's Guide To Torture
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BANANAS!!!!
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That's a personal fave.
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Story of a king's obsession with beheading his wives..and husbands
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Story of a gay husband to King Rambo VIII until he was beheaded.
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Rambo vs Leprechaun vs Chucky
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Starring LeBron James and Webster
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Bilboring beat me to it
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Rambo goes to Bulgaria to seek out experimental treatment after a Viagra mishap.
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More damage to American credibility abroad.
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"Three seventeen. Peace In Our Life?!?" "We gave our hearts, we gave it all...."
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loooll snort
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They're young ...
They're in love ...
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"What'cha mean walk the earth?"
Rambo: "You know, walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
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The only logical choice for a script is that he finds out he has a seven year old daughter that he never knew he had.
Rambo in a tutu - the hilarity never stops!!!! -
Rambo likes to spoon.
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Out of the tons of fake Rambo titles you've posted there's only like 3 or 4 actual funny ones. Simply substituting the word 'Rambo' into an old movie title doesn't make it funny. If you're determined to be annoying, at least make it amusing. Be creative, you pathetic schmucks!
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Thanks JazzTerminator
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"I'll make you die if you want too"
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and yeh, he still OWNZ BOURNE!
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Rambo accidently switches from "growth hormones" and goes on estrogen therapy. Its new, its weird, its Rambo in high heels.
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Damn you Michael Bay
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Well played
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A MERGING OF THE SPOOF TITLE THREADS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5.
What's the matter with ya? Pissed that Indy 4 will make more money in one day than Rambo in it's entire run? That's right, even the first Rambo made more money that this shit (and I am not adjusting for inflation). I'm not saying that money is the way to judge movie's quality but in this case, the movie really is quite pathetic. -
...there were two ideas for Rambo in America. One was that he took on the Mexican drug cartels while living on the border, and one was that he took on white supremacists fucking with Navajos (I read somewhere Rambo is supposed to be part American Indian).
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job, and now once again has time to spend all day pissing people off on tb. If of course, that is the real you...
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anyone got some figures?
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Rambo moves into the music biz... John Rambo, his wife and young daughter play arch little ditties in front of a screen showing slides of Rambo's thousands of kills.
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Mar 21, 2008 8:48:46 AM CDT
"I'd rather suck Indy's dick than watch a second of Indy 5"
by travis-dane
Good job Proman1984!Calm down you little pussy and suck some more shit out of Indy's ass.You would be pissed too,if some idiot like you would constantly piss on Indy,like you piss on Rambo.peace!
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Rambo bangs Cash's sister same as Tango did and this causes Kurt Russell to call out "Sonofabitch Must Pay"
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Be there. Aloha!
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I liked the last one.. oh yeah
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A fat gasbag wanna-be documentarian with a skewed, contrarian gadfly agenda tries to interview Rambo on film. But his ambush gets turned on him, when Rambo goes Fahrenheit 911 on his ass.
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A classic fish out of water story.
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it is still running.Thats good for a rated R movie.The DVD will be a Topseller.Cant wait.
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Rambo gets high and hilarity ensues. That's my vote.
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another one is a bit of a shame, really. everyone i know read the end of IV / John Rambo, as a finality of the character - the whole "returning to his father" bit has some obvious religious connotations as well as the more literal one implied by V being on the way.
First Blood was a classic of cinema - a drama/thriller rather than an action film. i dare say that if Stallone had been allowed to end it as the book ended, his acting career would have blossomed, but the box office might not have followed.
ho hum, Stallone is the only 80's mega star that accepts and is in tune with his audience (Willis was never mega and has disappeared up his own arse, the less said about Arnie the better), so i dare say all of us will have an interest in and support whatever the chap does. good work, fella!
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not a pisstake, but a small scale, genuinely affectionate film. see it if you get the chance, give yourself a break from thinking up all these names.
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Rambo gets hired by a Japanese corporation to fight yet another predator, along with a hot female merc. They fall in love, but Rambo dies after chopping the predator's arms off and impregnating the hot lady mercenary, who's name just happens to be...Vasquez. That's right, Vasquez from Aliens is actually Rambo's bastard daughter.
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notice how predator is kind of an extra terrestrial rambo. the similarities-self surgery, combat resourcefulness, and awesome hair.
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Thank God no one did that one yet! :)
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That is all
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Seriously
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Mar 24, 2008 6:33:03 PM CDT
hey jazzterminator, look 15 posts up from your rambo club post
by briantag
hmm, wonder where you got that "genius" idea for a title.
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I watched JOHN RAMBO a few days ago and I can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can see how the hell they did those kills. I'm hoping against hope that they show something in the extras about how they did some of those kills, because it looked like fantastic CGI from my point of view. I don't know how the hell they blew off people's heads, arms, legs, and torsos and felt that the movie represented a step up in the technical virtuosity of violence in filmmaking. Maybe not the noblest thing, but hey, the movie was impressive for its "How the hell did they DO that?" violence.
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