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Is A Genre-Shifting RAMBO 5 Closer To Reality??

Merrick here...
Starpulse has an article citing a Swedish paper called Metro. In the article, Stallone evidently discusses the notion of another RAMBO film. Up to this point, we'd received mixed signals about this project actually happening. In essence, Weinstein wanted another RAMBO film - but Stallone seemed to be waffling. This is a reasonably solid indicator that development machinery may actually be churning.
Stallone tells Swedish newspaper Metro, "I would like to take Rambo to another genre, experiment a little with the character. It would definitely not be another war movie. I can't go any further with that than what I've already done. What it's going to be like, I'm not going to reveal at this point. But I'm already halfway though writing the manuscript."
...says THIS ARTICLE at starpulse. I had a helluva time with the most recent film - loved its ultra-violence, loved its tone, loved how the character was used. And, I think John Rambo - as a character and as a symbol - can certainly be more versatile than he has been so far. I'm really curious as to what Sly has in mind in terms of shifting RAMBO into a different genre. Images of "Save the Farm RAMBO", "Buddy Cop RAMBO", "Politico RAMBO" and "RAMBO: AIRPORT 2010" jump to mind...but I'm willing to give Stallone far more credit than that. The Metro website is linked above but...I don't read the language. If any readers can locate & further interpret the Stallone piece, feel free to post a summary in the Talkback below. Thanks to Gouda for the heads-up about this.



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  • March 12, 2008, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Rambo, Again

    by LordAcoustic

    As far as I am concerned Rambo will always be a non-thinking killing machine

  • March 12, 2008, 8:21 a.m. CST

    Either I got lucky

    by LordAcoustic

    or no one cares about this story to be first!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Uh.......?

    by ghostie1

    I like Rambo. do I win a prize for saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!"?

  • March 12, 2008, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Romantic Comedy Rambo?

    by skycrapper

    Anyone?

  • March 12, 2008, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Rambo in Space

    by thinboyslim.

    seriously, it'll be Rambo against terrorists aka Die Hard 5: John By Any Other Name

  • March 12, 2008, 8:27 a.m. CST

    SENSITIVE RAMBO

    by the new transported man

    they underestimated Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 8:28 a.m. CST

    RAMBO DIES IN A VA HOSPITAL

    by Mullah Omar

    It would certainly be appropriate to have Rambo finally go back to the US, get terminally ill, and die painfully in a decrepit and underfunded VA hospital - left for dead one last time by the government. <br> <br> But that would be depressing. Maybe RAMBO: PET DETECTIVE would be more fun.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST

    All The Making of the Terminator Talkbalk

    by bobinnova

    Let's just call it T4: Rambo vs. Terminator and tie the two together.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:29 a.m. CST

    Brokeback Rambo

    by NeilF

    ...that would certainly take Rambo to another genre!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Disney's Rambo

    by deanamatronix

    Complete with wise-cracking owl side-kick and full musical numbers

  • March 12, 2008, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Bring it ON!...let Rambo disembowel every genre...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...some will be great and some will suck but I'll sit through all of them......maybe Rambo should walk the earth and jump through time like Samurai Jack...righting wrongs with just his knife and bandana...got my 12 bucks right here...

  • March 12, 2008, 8:35 a.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. The Flying Saucers

    by DerLanghaarige

    But I guess with "another genre" he just means that it will be more like a drama. Or maybe the "Rambo Vs. Street Gangs"-movie, that has been rumoured by the end of the 90's or so.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Rambo Vs Chewbacca On The Moon...

    by LordPorkington

    This shit writes itself.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Rocky vs. Alien vs. Predator....

    by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan

  • March 12, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    RAMBO = PUNISHER

    by Sailor Rip

    I could see an inner city vigalante revenge flick. Rambo befriends a stripper, stripper get's killed by drug dealers, Rambo goes ape poopy.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:39 a.m. CST

    Rambo 5: Snow Falling on Bleeders

    by Kloipy

    In Rambo 5, John Rambo decides to atone for all the murder in his life by giving a red rose to the widows of all his victims. Will he find love in Rosa Pascall, a woman with a heart of stone after the loss of her husband? Find out this summer

  • March 12, 2008, 8:40 a.m. CST

    More RAMBO!!!Bring it on Sly!

    by travis-dane

    Let him find out what happend to Trautman.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Memiors of a Rambo

    by dr sauch

  • March 12, 2008, 8:42 a.m. CST

    Stop or Rambo's Mom Will Shoot

    by bobinnova

  • March 12, 2008, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Rambo is Under the Tuscan Sun:2

    by just pillow talk

    Suffice to say, any Italian chicks that decide to have a fling with Rambo don't discard him so easily.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Pretty Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Romance and hi-jinks ensue when Rambo meets Mr. Right. Can their two worlds co-exist?

  • March 12, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    When Rambo Met Sally

    by Shigeru

    and shot her through the neck with an arrow "I hate you Rambo, I really hate you"

  • March 12, 2008, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs Cloverfield

    by quantize

    seeing John Rambo disembowel those yuppie wankers would be like a full refund :-)

  • March 12, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    How to lose a Rambo in ten days

    by just pillow talk

    Answer: you don't.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:45 a.m. CST

    IRON MACHETE CHEF AMERICA

    by BringingSexyBack

    Rambo skewers the competition! For realz!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    One semi-sensible way to go...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Rambo Vs. Something Supernatural that Might Just be in his Head...sort of like The Jacket...post traumatic stress finally getting to him and all...

  • March 12, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. the Volcano

    by just pillow talk

    Rambo: 1<p>Volcano: 0

  • March 12, 2008, 8:46 a.m. CST

    EAT DRINK MAN WOMAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Literally! Goooo Rambo!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    JOHN WOO's RAMBO

    by GibsonUSA

    Make it happen. :P (please)

  • March 12, 2008, 8:47 a.m. CST

    Rambo wears Prada

    by just pillow talk

    Rambo never looked so good snapping the bad guys' necks!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. the Volcano

    by Shigeru

    LOL Rambo would take a dump in the volcano, only his dump would be a grenade, and his dump-grenade would be the most powerful one ever, and it would explode the volcano.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Scent of a Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Can you smell the manliness?

  • March 12, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Rambo, Me, and Dupree

    by just pillow talk

    Finally someone skewers that fucker Dupree.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    Rambo Brite

    by Kloipy

    Ride this Rambo to Rambotown

  • March 12, 2008, 8:49 a.m. CST

    UNHYGENIC RAMBO

    by the new transported man

    Richard Crenna talked him down

  • March 12, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Is he serious?

    by andyman3000

    Surely he can do all about he can with the guy, shifting its genre ain't going to make any difference when it comes to box office earnings. I love the guy and I knda wanted Rambo 4, just to see where he'd been and what he'd been upto all these years but a fifth is heading for disaster.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Most Talkback movie title names are uncreative

    by GibsonUSA

    but I must admit "Pretty Rambo" made me laugh

  • March 12, 2008, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Rambo in Disney's "Shakiest Gun In the West"

    by bobinnova

  • March 12, 2008, 8:51 a.m. CST

    Rambo and Lyrics

    by just pillow talk

    ra-ta-tat-tat!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    PROJECT RAMBO RUNWAY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Right. Like Heide's gonna auf John Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Translation...

    by Atropos

    The quote in Starpulse is your basic word-for-word translation of what Stallone told Metro about the 5th Rambo film. The rest of the interview is about the 4th film.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Tango & Cash & Rambo & Jack Burton

    by Sailor Rip

    They would use some mirrors or something.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Chuck Norris

    by skycrapper

    It would never be seen because all the movie projectors would explode with awsomeness.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Just a thought...

    by rutgersjaffo

    In the Cloverfield sequel, who does the military call in to stop the beast? RAMBO--the force of freedom!!! Coming to a theater near you: Cloverfield II: Ramboned!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:52 a.m. CST

    Rambo: 24

    by ciroslive

    Its probably just Rambo in the big city fighting terrorists using modern technology... <yawn>

  • March 12, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Fox presents "American Rambo"

    by bobinnova

    Arnold, Bruce, and Sly host a talent competition of who will be the next action star.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:53 a.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. Guantanamo Bay...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...FUCK prison camps...even when they're ours...

  • March 12, 2008, 8:54 a.m. CST

    RAMBO 4 PROVED STALONE IS THE KING OF THE GENRE

    by BendersShinyAss

    I can not over rate this film enough. I watched it on a whim (as i love the first film, but not the other 2 so much) and I was absolutely amazed at just how fucking good, exciting, touching, and heart felt it was as a film <p>I've since seen the film 6 times over and I just cannot wait to see it again on DVD. it was just a classy film that i highly recommend to everyone <p> it's THAT fucking good and I urge the haters to give me a good reason why <p> sarah connor chronicles are also pretty fucking good. makes the 3rd film hang it's head in shame!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:54 a.m. CST

    RAMBO DOES DALLAS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Mr. Greenfeld better pony up more than $20. Rambo needs a ticket to the bigtime!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    I'd also like to say

    by BendersShinyAss

    I prey to heaven & hell indi 4 is as good of a sequel as Rambo was to it's own franchise!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Gender shifting?

    by ebolamonkey

    I think that's an awesome idea!

  • March 12, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Breakfast at Rambo's

    by just pillow talk

    Today's special: kicking ass with a side order of decapitation.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:55 a.m. CST

    Rambo wears Panda

    by David Cloverfield

    Vietnam veterans brutal rampage through the last remaining members of endangered species in a wildlife preserve. Rambo Vs. Panda Bear, Rambo Vs. Siberian Tiger... the possibilities are mind blowing

  • March 12, 2008, 8:56 a.m. CST

    It would be kickASS to have a patriotic name.

    by GibsonUSA

    With G.I. Joe going international, it would be ballsy and awesome to have Sly give Rambo an unapologetic patriotic name, at least for domestic release.<BR><BR> Something like "American" would be fantastic.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:57 a.m. CST

    Rambo in Pink

    by just pillow talk

    Odds are better than good that Rambo will end up getting the high school hunk.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:57 a.m. CST

    What Rambo Wants

    by just pillow talk

    Guns. Lots of them.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Rambo's all that

    by ianrewel

    Rambo is the cute but insecure girl with glasses who Freddie Prinze Jr. has to take to the prom to win a bet

  • March 12, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Mullah Omar

    by enderandrew

    I think you've got it right. I think the next story is what war has done to the man over the years.

  • March 12, 2008, 8:59 a.m. CST

    Gibson- how about 9/11 Rambo?

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Hope Sly returns here - Talkback is Good Luck!!

    by GibsonUSA

    He spent 20 days here for Rocky Balboa....made over $70 million. <BR><BR> He spent 10 days here for Rambo 4....made over $40 million. <BR><BR> If he chills with us for a month next time imagine what would happen!! (:P)

  • March 12, 2008, 9:02 a.m. CST

    Or maybe...

    by rutgersjaffo

    The Goonies get back together one more time to save the Goondocks with a little help from their new neighbor John Rambo! Hey you guuuuuyysss!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:03 a.m. CST

    DIABLO CODY'S JONNY

    by BringingSexyBack

    Killin's as easy as blogging.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Rambo 5: Death Wish

    by stellarhaze

    How amazingly cool would a Death Wish movie be with Rambo as Charles Bronson? I would pay $10 to see the that. Rambo in an urban environment with his bow. Rock on!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:05 a.m. CST

    Perfect!!!

    by rutgersjaffo

    Sly Stallone stars as John Rambo in: The LAST Day of the Dead: Judgment Day! This time, the dead STAY dead!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Driving Mr. Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

    When love is at the wheel get ready for the ride of your life.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Pretty Rambo......walkin' down the street....

    by GibsonUSA

    Pretty Rambo...gotta kill to eat...<BR><BR> You know how those people actually complained about the glimpse of an American flag in the Indy trailer....in Rambo 5 lets have it all over the place!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    The Pacifier 2: Rambo Bugaloo

    by Secretagentnumber6

    Just A Thought.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Maybe, just maybe...

    by onephatnelly

    ..Rambo goes to Bragg to become a drill instructor - to turn the next generation of cannon fodder into war machines. Or it could just be a load of bollocks.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:10 a.m. CST

    go to youtube and search....

    by BendersShinyAss

    rambo vs war on terror. FUNNY funny shit

  • March 12, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Or maybe...

    by rutgersjaffo

    Rambo v. Predator v. Alien. In space, thankfully, no one can hear you speak...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:11 a.m. CST

    Rambo is Legend

    by theycallmemrglass

  • March 12, 2008, 9:12 a.m. CST

    "Manuscript"??

    by Mister Man

    He said that? REALLY? Is he using his quill and ink. as well?

  • March 12, 2008, 9:13 a.m. CST

    'Reservoir Rambos'

    by rutgersjaffo

    'Hey yo, why I gotta be Mr. Pink, you know?'

  • March 12, 2008, 9:14 a.m. CST

    Bridges over Rambo County

    by just pillow talk

    The county is up in arms because Rambo keeps blowing up the bridges (due to flashbacks), and they keep having to build them back up.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:16 a.m. CST

    Rambo and the Chocolate Factory

    by rutgersjaffo

    Convinced that the Oompa Loompas are really 'Charlie,' John Rambo teaches Mr. Wonka a stern lesson about employing illegals. Timely with issues of xenophobia, labor issues, and the expanding global economy! Oooooo....

  • March 12, 2008, 9:16 a.m. CST

    RAMBO & CASH

    by vaudeville villain

    Burma and L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:17 a.m. CST

    LOL rutgersjaffo

    by just pillow talk

    oompa loompas are charlie...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Rambo - Last man on Earth

    by theycallmemrglass

    Fighting Zombies - A take on A am Legend or Omega man. Could work. But I doubt That is what Stallone is thinking of. Thing is this, if he is writing another genre, why write Rambo into it? Maybe the next film will be an espianage film where Rambo is not the star but a mentor or even master to a prodigee who. Whatever, this is one of the more fun areas of speculations recently.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:19 a.m. CST

    The Rocky Horror Rambo Show

    by Redc40

    I see you shiver with antici.....................pation!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Tu Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything...John Rambo!

    by rutgersjaffo

    John Rambo unleashes his inner tranny on a cross-country drive reuniting him with Wesley Snipes and Bridgette Nielsen. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll learn!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    Rambo Horse Whisperer

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Rambo inherits his father's farm after good ol' dad passes away. He spends time training horses as he ponders the relationship he never really got to have, mostly because he refused to come home.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:22 a.m. CST

    RAMBO'S ATONEMENT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Rambo: "Atone this you bastards!!"

  • March 12, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Rambo-in-Law

    by just pillow talk

    J Lo thought she met the perfect man, until she realizes Rambo is his father. Blood and carnage follow her to the wedding alter.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:23 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs Freddy vs Jason?

    by Mooly

    Actually, I think people have already touched on what it would be. The 24 or Die Hard angle seems the most logical if Stallone cares even remotely about the character being taken seriously. Rambo vs. terrorists will be the likely scenario.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Last Rambo In Paris

    by Redc40

    Rated NC-17 for extreme sexual content and unshaven armpits

  • March 12, 2008, 9:24 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs Predator would probably work

    by Jubba

    If it didn't suck...which it probably would.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Rambo 5 will be...

    by professor murder

    Well, John ends the last story by walking towards the farm, supposedly his dads, right? <P> Upon the reunion, his dad will tell John that he has a younger brother, and that he kinda strayed into the criminal world, but before he got out, was framed and is now an innocent in prison! <P> Rambo, already have done enough in life to accept death, robs a bank so that he is put into the same prison as his brother. Now it's time for Rambo to break him out!!!........wait, this was a TV show you say????? oh nevermind. <P> WAIT! Did the prisonbreak tv show have anyone tearing out every opposers throat and impaling their bodies onto rusty pipes while using a giant monkeywrench to score a homerun with their heads!????!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    There's somthing about Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Even Bret Farve couldn't resist the manliness...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:25 a.m. CST

    Son of Rambo . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    Oh, wait. That's been done. Fifth Blood has a nice ring to it, though.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:26 a.m. CST

    The Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    No, I guess that's been done, too.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Rambo and the Bear

    by Redc40

    You know you want it Evigan!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Who is John Rambo, And Why Is He Saying . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    These Terrible Things About Me, Before He Shoots Me Through the Neck with a Cross Bow?<br><br>Yeah, that's kind of a mouthful.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Fistfull of Rambo

    by kevinwillis.net

    I'd see that movie.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:28 a.m. CST

    Pulp Rambo

    by Redc40

    John Rambo and the Gimp get medieval on the Vietcong in the basement

  • March 12, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Mr. Rambo Goes to Washington...with a Gun

    by rutgersjaffo

    Much closer to Homer Simpson's version of the classic!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Midnight Rambo

    by TheManWithTooManyNames

    A frustrated John Rambo gives up life on the farm and heads to New York City in the hope of leading the life of a "kept" man. The naive Rambo meets the emotionally-crippled Chuck "Ratso" Norris, a third-rate actor who easily tricks him out of twenty dollars by offering to introduce Rambo to a retired army colonel, who instead turns out to be a religious fanatic. <br><br> Sorry, I’ve been cutting and pasting this shit from Wikipedia. I feel as dirty as Michael Bay.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:29 a.m. CST

    Rambotouille . . .

    by kevinwillis.net

    Rambo helps an inept janitor become a famous French chef by controlling him with various headlocks and precisely placed arrows to manipulate his actions.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Battle Rambo

    by Redc40

    John Rambo runs an island where snarky, disobidient junior high schoolers re-enact his favorite booby traps and dirty tricks - on each other! And the last one standing gets a cameo in the next Rambo movie.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:31 a.m. CST

    RAMB*O

    by kevinwillis.net

    After seven hundred years of cleaning up dead bodies on an abandoned earth (what he was made for), a curious Rambo discovers what he was meant for.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Rambo in the Rain

    by kevinwillis.net

    A musical throwback to a more innocent time. Rambo the Musical! It'll be a sensation.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    walking tall

    by ironic_name

    or rambo as a bad guy, who stalks his sweethart after 40 years absence. <P> kills himself.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Rambo Nanny 911

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:34 a.m. CST

    Beverly Hills Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Banana in the tailpipe? Try some C-4 instead!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:35 a.m. CST

    Mullah Omar, sounds like Rambo Flew Over The...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...Cuckoo's Nest. If nurse Ratchett or Kratchett or whatever the hell her name was tries to put saltpeter in Rambo's meds he will be PISSED...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    The Gods get a bad case of buyer's remorse...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...when they realize that John Rambo IS the God of War. Rambo must defeat kratos to claim his rightful throne...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Wag the Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Never a good idea....

  • March 12, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    For A Few Rambos More

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Lord of the Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    rambo as a cartoon! oh wait.. rambo5 WAS a cartoon.

    by ironic_name

  • March 12, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Didnt stallone himself say..

    by Jonah Echo

    he would like to make a rambo that deal with a somewhat more surreal circumstance than he has been in to date. To me that sounds like it will be one of only a few genres.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:38 a.m. CST

    The Mirror has Two Rambos

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Rambo: Doc Hollywood II

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Rambo beats the shit out of some dead japanese girl

    by ironic_name

    and then, get the shit beaten out of him by OLEG!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:40 a.m. CST

    LA CAGE AUX RAMBO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Fierce takes on new meaning.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Rambo Got Fingered

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:41 a.m. CST

    party at kitty and rambo's

    by ironic_name

  • March 12, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    There's Something About Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    PLANES, TRAINS AND HUMMERS

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's not a pillow!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:42 a.m. CST

    rambo as a house

    by ironic_name

  • March 12, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    Citizen Rambo

    by Redc40

    His final cryptic words as he checks out...."Prepare to be judged." The next 90 minutes of the movie consist of Sandra Bullock and Sly running around in stupid costumes and saying stupider dialogue

  • March 12, 2008, 9:43 a.m. CST

    JOHN RAMBO AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

    by BringingSexyBack

    Starring a real wolf as Rambo's son.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Lost in Translation Rambo

    by DrunKramer

    This years Little Miss Sunshine. You know you want it.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    No Country For Old Rambo

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    Rambo V: How Rambo Got His Groove Back

    by Silverglade

    You had me at "hell".

  • March 12, 2008, 9:45 a.m. CST

    THRASHDANCE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Oh what a feeling!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:46 a.m. CST

    Rambo Shrugged

    by Redc40

    The story of a man who wanted to stop the motor of the Earth - and did (with horrible films that make viewers want to poke their eyes out)

  • March 12, 2008, 9:46 a.m. CST

    The Sound of Ammo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    The Good, The Bad, and The Rambo

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Two Mules for Sister Rambo

    by just pillow talk

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    OCEAN'S ONE

    by BringingSexyBack

    When you got Rambo, you don't need anyone else.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    A Confederacy of Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

    Determined to help rebuild New Orleans, Rambo moves back home with ma and takes a job as a hot dog vendor. Hillarity--and death by weiner--ensues!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    March of the Wooden Rambos

    by BilboRing

    Fuck those Boogie Men!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Darth Bauer...WRONG WRONG WRONG...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...EVERY country is for Old Rambo. Every country!

  • March 12, 2008, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Saturday NIght Rambo

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    Honeysuckle Rambo

    by Redc40

    Rambo and Amy Irving - On The Road Again and burning blunts

  • March 12, 2008, 9:48 a.m. CST

    FlickaPoo...My bad. You are correct. haha

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    The Hunt for Red Oct-Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    THE LORDS OF FLATBUSH 2: THE SENIOR YEARS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Are Henry Winkler and Perry King still alive?

  • March 12, 2008, 9:49 a.m. CST

    The Old Rambo and the Sea

    by rutgersjaffo

    Frustrated by his inability to learn complex fishing knots, John Rambo kills the entir ocean with nothing but his trusty survival knife and an old boxing glove autographed by Tommy Morrison...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Darth Bauer...I knew you didn't mean it...

    by FlickaPoo

  • March 12, 2008, 9:50 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs Machete

    by Johnny T Williams

    He fucked with the wrong mexican...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Rambo Todd: The Butcher of 'Nam

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:51 a.m. CST

    Rambo and the Gay Stalker...

    by Bobo_Vision

    ...named ABKing. Rambo returns to America, only to find that he's being stalked by a closeted homosexual who drugs him, ties him up, and plans to penetrate every orifice of his body while humming "Hearts on Fire".

  • March 12, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    The Rambo of Oz

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Sleepless in Denan

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:52 a.m. CST

    The Incredible Rambo

    by theycallmemrglass

    Rambo is a victim of a nuclear detonation test and becomes part Godzilla, part Hulk, part superman and time traveller finding himself in ancient China fighing monk warriors in the three kingdoms dynasty war. There he rescues beautiful Gong Li and whisks her back to the future only to find that the Monkey King hitched a ride there too to seek revenge on the Incredible Rambo. The monkey King and Rambo face off only to find they have uncontrollably travelled into the future finding themselves in an apocalyptic future where Zombies rule the earth. The Incredible Rambo and Monkey King make a temporary truce and together fend off the very agile Zombies (who are surprising good at Kung Fu). They then fight their way to the leader of the Zombies who turns out be the not so now beautiful Gong Li. A flash back shows that an abandoned Gong Li in an alien future was vulnerable to folks who took advantage of her pradicament including a Nuclear test leader. After much abuse and fustration, Gong Li mental strenght veers towards ultimate revenge and through several seductions, finds herself in control of the a destructive Nuclear bomb, presses a button wiped out all civilisations, turning most of them into super Zombies who she became leader of. Thats all I have read of Stallone's new script so far. Once he completes it, I'll post the rest of it. Somehow, I dont think this will be picked up by the execs going by this first draft.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Rock 'N Rambo High School

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Rambo in a zombie movie

    by Ye Not Guilty

    Rambo vs. the zombies would rock. Or, I could totally see Rambo in a SPEED or DIE HARD type situation.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Great Balls Of Gun Fire

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:54 a.m. CST

    War of the Rambos

    by Redc40

    Kathleen Turner tells John Rambo she wants a divorce and half of everything he owns. Rambo guts her like a fish with his giant commando knife and buries her in the backyard. Fade to black.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    A Knife Less Ordinary

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Throw Trautman From The Train

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 9:56 a.m. CST

    It's a Wonderful Knife

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Rambo Takes Manhattan

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE RAMBO KIND!

    by pancomplex

    not bad ;)

  • March 12, 2008, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Did someone post "Rambo: Electric Boogaloo" yet?

    by kabong

    If not, put me down for that.

  • March 12, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    Children of a Lesser Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

    John Rambo takes a job teaching deaf children the joys of living at an elite school for the deaf. Turns out, they are the only ones who can actually understand what Rambo is saying. Using his knowledge of survival knives, they build a time machine, kill Hitler and Stalin, stop 9/11, and the movie finishes with all of them doing a dance routine in the streets to the sounds of Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go'...

  • March 12, 2008, 9:58 a.m. CST

    John Rambo and the Machete of Doom

    by Stupendous Man

  • March 12, 2008, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Rambo: Force of Freedom!

    by superduper3000

    There already WAS a genre-shifting Rambo, it was the kiddie cartoon show Force of Freedom! Can anyone explain to me just why the powers that be ever saw Rambo as a quality kids show?? Same damn thing happened with Toxic Avenger! Who?? Why?? <BR> <BR> Still, the shows rocked... too bad we don't get that type of balls anymore *sigh* <BR> <BR> God of War!! <BR> <BR> http://tinyurl.com/38kjw5

  • March 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    THE SOUND OF RAMBO MUSIC

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Mr. Congeniality

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Clue II

    by rutgersjaffo

    It turns out, Rambo did it...in the study, the kitchen, the library, the attic, and the dining room...with the candlestick, the rope, the lead pipe, the monkeywrench, the gun, the gun, and the gun.

  • March 12, 2008, 10 a.m. CST

    Rambo should be The Equalizer

    by MontyPigeon

    And while we are on the subject of Stallone:<p> The next Rocky should be set around the 2012 Olympics with Ivan Drago training the Russian team and Rocky training the American team.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    Rambo V: In The 'Burbs

    by Silverglade

    "Stay off my grass or I'll give you a war you won't believe."<p><p>"Garden for something or die for nothing."<p><p>"This street is a warzone. You're not changing anything."<p><p>"There are more shrubs out there.. find em.. or I'll find you."

  • March 12, 2008, 10:01 a.m. CST

    John J. Rambo: Mrs. Doubtfire 2

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:02 a.m. CST

    Dirty Rambo

    by theycallmemrglass

    Dyo Fel lucky? Ugh er, Wul dya, punk?

  • March 12, 2008, 10:03 a.m. CST

    Nacho John J.

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:04 a.m. CST

    Pretty in Camoflage

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Many of you here have the EPIC MOVIE mentality.

    by GibsonUSA

    That simply referencing another movie constitutes a joke. Hope you didnt bash Meet the SPartans.<BR><BR> Just saying....

  • March 12, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    The Bad News Rambos

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    LOL@Busted Tees.com

    by Stalkeye

    They just could'nt wait to come out with Gov Elliot Spitzer tee shirts (VIP Client no.9).Shit I'm gonna order me one.<p>On a side note no more Rambo sequels, that last one was great and the ending went full circle with the supposed reunion between John and his Father and it was a good finale. Stallone, DON't DO IT!!

  • March 12, 2008, 10:05 a.m. CST

    Sixteen Killings

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    Weekend at Rambo's

    by rutgersjaffo

    This time, EVERYBODY is dead but John. He still has a party and surprisingly, it's the best of the season!

  • March 12, 2008, 10:06 a.m. CST

    They Call Me Mr Rambo

    by theycallmemrglass

  • March 12, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    They Still Call Me Mr Rambo

    by theycallmemrglass

  • March 12, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    POWs in the Hood

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    They Also Call Me Has Been

    by theycallmemrglass

  • March 12, 2008, 10:07 a.m. CST

    Burials Not Included

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    HA!

    by rutgersjaffo

    I totally forgot about 'They Call Me Bruce' and 'They Still Call Me Bruce'! Nice one...

  • March 12, 2008, 10:08 a.m. CST

    The Day the Earth Stood Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Surf Rambos Must Die

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Didn't Rambo 4 kind of stiff at the box office?

    by DARTH VOODOO

    Don't get me wrong I love Stallone and the last Rambo + Rocky films were a lot of fun (espically the great Rocky Balboa) but didn't Rambo kind of stiff at the box office? The last I looked it had only taken in about $40 million in the United States. Is there an audience for another Rambo film?

  • March 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    Count Rambula

    by theycallmemrglass

    Allow me to introduce myself. Ugh er, I am Count Rambula.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:09 a.m. CST

    John Rambo's Day Off

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs Freddy

    by DaBUU

  • March 12, 2008, 10:10 a.m. CST

    Jurassic Rambo

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:11 a.m. CST

    rutgersjaffo...How could you forget about "They Call Me Bruce"

    by Darth Bauer

    and "They Still Call Me Bruce"?! "I can eat Sushi all day"

  • March 12, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    National Lampoon's Rambo Vacation

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It's laughs galore as John Rambo and his elderly father trek across the country in an RV, seeing the sights and reconnecting after so many years apart. Too bad dad can't hold his urine and his anus leaks, and ZOMG terrorists have hijacked the RV!! But they forgot one thing--Rambo. And his father's colostomy bag. Okay, so that's two things. HOliday Roo-oooa--aaad!

  • March 12, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    John Rambo and The Half-Blood Prince

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Rambo and Costello Meet Frankenstein

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:13 a.m. CST

    Bram Stoker's Rambo

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    E.T.: The Extra Testosterone

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Ramboformer

    by DaBUU

    Michael Bay creates a Rambo from the future that can transform into a machine gun, than back to roided out old man

  • March 12, 2008, 10:14 a.m. CST

    Rambo & Hooch

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:15 a.m. CST

    I'd like to see Rambo meet John MacLane

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It would be the fifth installment of both franchises, so just call it "Five."

  • March 12, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Tango & Nash Pt.2

    by DaBUU

    Tango & Nash Meet Rambo! Stallone will play duel roles.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Dr. Seuss' How The Rambo Stole Christmas

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Weinstein's

    by Series7

    I wonder how much last minute snipping the Brother Jew did to the best movie in the last five years? It was sad to see Rambo get trashed by hipper then thou critics with only enough backbone and balls to care that their hourly Starbucks is made exactly right. Any man that did not go ape shit while watching Rambo is banished to be a women. Sly deserves much more respect for caring about his life blood. Fucking todays action heores are too cool for there roles. Fucking Tobey Maguire crying about having to make another spiderman. OH I'm sorry you don't care about fans, or want to complain that you are better then the thing that made your name worth knowing. Its like Radiohead bitching about the song Creep.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    Bill and Rambo's Excellent Adventure

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 10:17 a.m. CST

    The Rambo Next Door

    by pancomplex

  • March 12, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Vietnam Is Burning

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:18 a.m. CST

    Nice, Head in A Box, Nice

    by DaBUU

  • March 12, 2008, 10:19 a.m. CST

    That being said

    by Series7

    I wounldn't mind a Mr. Rambo goes to Washington as long as its like Melvin Gibson's and Homer's version.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:20 a.m. CST

    RAMBO QUEEN OF THE DESERT

    by alice 13

    genre gender whatever.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Kramer Vs. Rambo

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Cocoon III: Rambo Takes a Swim

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Featuring music by Slayer...and Air Supply.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    There Will Be First Blood

    by BrandonGK

  • March 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    This is fun, but we don't want to give Stallone...

    by FlickaPoo

    ...the wrong impression. Mr. Stallone...if you read this talkback...everyone is just having a little fun. Make Rambo 5...and make it rock!

  • March 12, 2008, 10:23 a.m. CST

    Mr. Ramborium's Wonder Killtorium

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Actually, Rambo has done alright globally

    by bullet3

    Yes, it only made 42 million here, but it made another 50 million overseas. So while not an enormous success its made its money back, and I dvd sales will see a healthy profit.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    First Blood In, First Blood Out: Bound By Honor

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Rambotouille

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Like Rocky Balboa, Rambo decides do open a restaurant, where he serves the finest Vietnamese and Thai dishes in Bouse, Arizona

  • March 12, 2008, 10:26 a.m. CST

    Good one Darth

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Wonder killtorium

  • March 12, 2008, 10:28 a.m. CST

    Ramborat

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "This is my sister! She is a prostitute! I'm going to kill her! BLAM No, really!"

  • March 12, 2008, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Schindler's Fist

    by Darth Bauer

    Isn't that a porno?

  • March 12, 2008, 10:31 a.m. CST

    RamBourne

    by DerLanghaarige

    He still kills lots of people but now you can't see what the fuck is going on. It will win an Oscar for best editing anyway.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. Woodstock '69

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:32 a.m. CST

    LOL@ RamBourne & Ramborat

    by Darth Bauer

    Nice ones!

  • March 12, 2008, 10:33 a.m. CST

    The Rambo Must Be Crazy

    by Bobo_Vision

    Rambo discovers a coke bottle in America, and goes on a pilgrimage across the country to collect bottles in a shopping cart. The modern day story of a Vietnam Veteran.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Fast Times At Rambo High

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Yours, Mine, & Rambo's

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Killy High

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Blade Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Those replicants forgot one thing...Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Rambo Mask

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Rocky Dennis was a social outcast at school with a dermatological problem. After being befriended by an aging Rambo, and a couple weeks at a shooting range, things are looking up

  • March 12, 2008, 10:40 a.m. CST

    Kindergarten Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    CHILD: "I think I have a tumor!"<p> RAMBO: "Fuck your tumor. Fuck this class. Fuck this school. Fuck the world."

  • March 12, 2008, 10:42 a.m. CST

    Bride of Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    She's a MILF. She's divorced. She's psychotic with an itchy trigger finger. And now...she's in love.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:43 a.m. CST

    Being John Rambovich

    by Abominable Snowcone

    John Cusack stars as a gunshop manager who discovers a secret trap door...into the mind of RAMBO

  • March 12, 2008, 10:46 a.m. CST

    Rambo: The Valet

    by BrandonGK

    John Rambo finally realizes his dream of getting a job parking cars.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:47 a.m. CST

    My stepmother is Rambo

    by CuervoJones

    Vs Kramer.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:50 a.m. CST

    QUANTUM OF SOLACE... FOR RAMBO!

    by vaudeville villain

    watch as Rambo struggles to stay one step ahead of the CIA, terrorists and M whilst trying to keep his desire for retribution over a Burmese whore's death in check.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Death Wish

    by Kevin Bosch

    I agree that Rambo 5 will actually be a Death Wish remake. (1) Stallone has said (here at AICN in fact) that he will be remaking Death Wish, plus (2) he indicated that unlike Bronson's version, the main character will be a badass from the beginning. (3) Rambo 4 ended with him back in America. (3) Though Stallone said it would be genre bending, he mainly indicated that it won't be a war movie. Death Wish is definitely not a war movie, yet still in the capacity of the character.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Rambo becomes a gay cowboy on a fishing trip.

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

    I think riding the Brokeback Mountain cash-cow would be a mistake. Stallone, rethink this.... or you know, make it ultra violent.

  • March 12, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Apocolypse Rambo

    by bobinnova

    Rambo is the new Col. Kurtz. Shia Lebeouf is sent to go "terminate with extreme prejudice".

  • March 12, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Harold & Kumar Vs. Rambo

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Fat Rambo Goes Nutzoid

    by nyj_et

  • March 12, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Planet Rambo

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Bambo

    by theycallmemrglass

    We made it, mother, we made it! Mother? Mother? Your mother wont be coming, Bambo. um..50 years later.. you killed my mother, urghh die you fucks, URRRGHHHer DIE

  • March 12, 2008, 11 a.m. CST

    Capote & Rambo: the True Story

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    My Name is Rambo... Bo Shambles

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:02 a.m. CST

    LOL Darth Bauer

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Rambo & Dungeons & Dragons

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST

    And the award for best piss take title goes to:

    by theycallmemrglass

    Opens letter..unfolds piece of paper..Abominable Snowcone for Being John Rambovich!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. Creature From the Black Lagoon

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:05 a.m. CST

    All Dogs Go To Rambo Heaven

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 11:06 a.m. CST

    The Rambo Job

    by Gabba-UK

    'Your only suposed to blow his bloody head off!!!' Just discovered that my iPhone also auto caps Rambo. It knows the legend that is Rambo. Good call Apple.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:07 a.m. CST

    but seriously Sly,

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

    whatever it is make sure it has "Last Blood" in the title.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Rambo and John McClane in The Apple Dumpling Gang

    by bobinnova

    Yippie-kay-yay mother fucker

  • March 12, 2008, 11:08 a.m. CST

    THE BIG RAMBOWSKI

    by mr dark

    Walter your out of your element. Dude pass the joint or die!!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:08 a.m. CST

    Some ideas...

    by epitone

    LITTLE MISS RAMBO -- Rambo decides to enter the "Mr. Thailand" contest, but he's going to have drag along his whole dysfunctional mercenary family, rocket launchers and all.<br><br>YO, JUNO -- That darn precocious teen is pregnant again, but this time she teams up with her long-lost Uncle Rambo to fly to the Far East and give birth there. Jungle-based hijinks ensue.<br><br>NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBO -- This time, Anton Chigur has met his match.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Possible plot

    by bobdog

    Rambo takes a roadtrip across america and meets a lot of people and watches in distaste as several cultural phenomena presents theirself. He is an outsider, an outsider on a lawmnmover with mounted machineguns. In the end he saves a kid from some bad guys and adopts it. Next up is Rambo trying to deal with fatherhood. Ok, I have no idea....

  • March 12, 2008, 11:10 a.m. CST

    Don't Tell Rambo the Babysitter's Dead

    by vaudeville villain

    "you know there's more babysitters out there and you know where they are. find'em. or i'll find you."

  • March 12, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Tyler Perry's Rambo 5 With Tyler Perry

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • March 12, 2008, 11:11 a.m. CST

    the shootist!

    by ironic_name

    what.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST

    rambo IX: the botoxening

    by ironic_name

  • March 12, 2008, 11:12 a.m. CST

    ramboshamon

    by ironic_name

  • March 12, 2008, 11:13 a.m. CST

    Funny Farm II

    by bobinnova

    At the end of "Rambo", he's seen walking towards his father's farmhouse. His father? Chevy Chase!!! Hilarity ensues. CUE THE DEER!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:13 a.m. CST

    rambo = obamr

    by ironic_name

    think about that!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:13 a.m. CST

    rambo = obamr

    by ironic_name

    think about that

  • March 12, 2008, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor

    by lucky slevin

    Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor

  • March 12, 2008, 11:14 a.m. CST

    Batman & Rambo

    by uhitmeintheear

    Batman, feeling that Robin is a bit of a pansy takes on a new side kick.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Last

    by uhitmeintheear

    Last!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:15 a.m. CST

    Last it's the new first.

    by uhitmeintheear

  • March 12, 2008, 11:17 a.m. CST

    JJ Abrams' Star Trek: The Wrath of Rambo

    by Johnny Smith

  • March 12, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Buckaroo Rambonzai

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Killing across the 8th Dimension!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    No Country for Old Rambo

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Rambo 5 - The New Batch

    by SpencerTrilby

    I loved the last one, but the ending was so fitting I hope Sly won't spoil it with an unnecessary fifth episode. Should I remind you what happened the last time Sly tried to milk a franchise too much?

  • March 12, 2008, 11:19 a.m. CST

    The last Rambo of Scotland

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:19 a.m. CST

    The lives of Rambo

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Rambo of Arabia

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Rambo of the dead

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:20 a.m. CST

    RAMBO HO-TEP

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Mr. Rambo Goes To Washington

    by ImMorganFreeman

    ...and he gets shit done! That or Rambo 'n Da Hood! Or Rambo in Space. ok, I'm just substituting Rambo for Leprechaun

  • March 12, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Team Rambo World Police

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Rambo

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Rambo & Robin

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    They Call Me Mr. Rambo

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    To Rambo a Mocingbird

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Bandana and the Angry Inch

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Rambo Confidential

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Michel Goundry's Rambeau

    by Spandau Belly

    Rambo goes crazy from post-tramatic stress disorder and finds redemption in a mental institution full of loveable inmates who all put on goofy little plays satyrizing 80s action movies and make little handcrafts and imagine them coming to life and killing each other Happy Tree Friends style.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Rambo Brockovich

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Finding Rambo

    by satman83

  • March 12, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Rambo DVD with 40mn of extra footage

    by Gorgomel

    Video: Enchanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV, COLOR Language: English, French, Spanish Subtitles: English, Spanish Features Both original theatrical feature and 130mn director's cut Full-length audio commentary by Sylvester Stallone Making Rambo featurette Exclusive still galleries - over 460 images 10 Deleted scenes 8 added scenes trailers and tv spots date of release : May 27, 2008

  • March 12, 2008, 11:24 a.m. CST

    Rambo: First Tear

    by Kloipy

    Taste the salty pain

  • March 12, 2008, 11:25 a.m. CST

    rambo vs. the bank

    by livahd

    foreclosing on the house he grew up in, just as he reconnects with his dad, who's more of a hippy than Michael Caine in children of men

  • March 12, 2008, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Spandau that was hilarious

    by Kloipy

    "It's not Rambo anymore, it eez Rambeau"

  • March 12, 2008, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Prision Flick

    by gusradio

    Bet you anything.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Eagle Vs Shark Vs Rambo

    by Kloipy

    No matter who wins, we lose

  • March 12, 2008, 11:27 a.m. CST

    RamBoca

    by Kloipy

    he's saving the green by shedding the red

  • March 12, 2008, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Ro Sham Bo: Rambo

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Rambo: Mission Accomplished

    by Kloipy

    now he can go retire at the Crawford Ranch

  • March 12, 2008, 11:31 a.m. CST

    John J. Rambo in Mannequin

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:33 a.m. CST

    All Kidding Aside

    by bobinnova

    Make the documentary "Rambo: The Real Vietnam Vets" and have Sly interview the men and women that came home and into a different war.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:36 a.m. CST

    D-Tox 2: Rambo Vs Botox

    by CuervoJones

    <br>

  • March 12, 2008, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Rambo and the Argonauts

    by pearlanddean

    Rambo melts Talos down for ammo and f*cks those harpies seven ways from Sunday.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:38 a.m. CST

    Rambo of Green Gables

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Rambo vs. Ace Hunter

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Deeds Not Words Meets Bleeds and Hurts

  • March 12, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Rambro

    by Kloipy

    a buddy comedy where the stoic Rambo is teamed up with a wild and crazy african-american Martin Lawrence, and a mischevous but loveable little tyke, to go on a caper to find George Washington's missing golden toothbrush!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Rambo's Excellent Adventure

    by pearlanddean

    Rambo drags Keanu into a phone booth and kicks him in the kidneys for a full 40min

  • March 12, 2008, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Rambo and Santa vs. The Martians

    by GrandMuffTarkin

    Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam

  • March 12, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    Rambowfinger

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The US special forces sent a man they thought was John Rambo on a special mission. Now, only the real John Rambo can stop him, before laughter ensues and bladder control is lost

  • March 12, 2008, 11:45 a.m. CST

    RamboCop

    by CuervoJones

    Dead or alive, i´m your worst nightmare.

  • March 12, 2008, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Rambo in the Time of Cholera

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:47 a.m. CST

    John Dirt

    by Kloipy

    he's a loveable redneck with a fancy for poo jokes

  • March 12, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    RamBring It On

    by GrandMuffTarkin

    I put the War in "Whore"

  • March 12, 2008, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Logan's Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Welcome to the 23rd Century, where overpopulation means that at age 30, Rambo's comin' ta get YOU

  • March 12, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Children of the Kchorn

    by Kloipy

    oh wait that's Tony Jaa's epic baby elephant movie

  • March 12, 2008, 11:49 a.m. CST

    Rambo of Nazareth

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Good luck crucifying him. Coming this summer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Ramboing for Columbine

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Kids are shooting up schools. Guns in the classrooms. How to stop it? Get a bigger gun

  • March 12, 2008, 11:51 a.m. CST

    Rambo Without a Cause

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:52 a.m. CST

    Life of Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    If you don't bring out yer dead, HE will

  • March 12, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    The Rambo House Rules

    by Kloipy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Disney/Pixar Presents...Finding Rambo

    by r_number6

    A Fish Called Rambo...<p> Rambo Hears a Who<p> The possibilities are endless!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Chitty Chitty Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Dying never sounded so good! Dancing into your heart this summer

  • March 12, 2008, 11:56 a.m. CST

    Rambo's Sense of Snow

    by Kloipy

    he is unique and beautiful

  • March 12, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Men In Pieces in Trees

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:57 a.m. CST

    A Rambo in the Sun

    by Kloipy

    he shall never go hungry again!

  • March 12, 2008, 11:58 a.m. CST

    Blood Falling on Cedars

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 11:59 a.m. CST

    How Bloody is My Valley

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, noon CST

    The good, Thge Bad and The RAMBO!!!

    by Lanceloco

  • March 12, 2008, noon CST

    Rampage Point

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:01 p.m. CST

    One Angry Man

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:05 p.m. CST

    RamBlow

    by Kloipy

    he's addicted....to killing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs Rocky

    by chuffsterUK

    Rambo is now an all American Hero,Rocky wants another shot at making money,the two guys meet in the ring and realise they're long lost twins,too late,as Rambo goes into pyscho mode and guts Rocky like a fish,just as Rockys fatal punch dislocates his brain.THE END.

  • March 12, 2008, 12:07 p.m. CST

    It's a Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo World

    by Bor

    Dig up Phil Harris!!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Retire already

    by metaluna

    ya big slurring lunk. The only good film you've ever been in is Copland (oh and the first Rocky. Shoulda stopped right there fella but nooo... had to make more didn't ya?) and that just took advantage of your acting 'style'. For all those wanting another Rambo movie that's more extreme than the last pile of poop, just get a video camera and film yourself hacking away at some left over cow's carcass with a big machete. It's the same thing. That ought to get that rampant male testosterone out of you. Go ahead, try it, then maybe we can watch some films with our brains in gear, instead of that waste of screen time.

  • March 12, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    He Shoot's Vietnamese, Doesn't He

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:11 p.m. CST

    28 Bodies Later

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy

    by NOVAJimBo

    I already bought my ticket.

  • March 12, 2008, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Rambo Reloaded

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:13 p.m. CST

    RHINESTONE RAMBO

    by zer0cool2k2

    Dolly teaches Rambo to sing for the vets, as he and Dolly join a USO troup visiting Iraq. Once there, John J finds where the WMD's are hidden and ass-kicking commences!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:13 p.m. CST

    I can read Swedish

    by BenBraddock

    and chew gum at the same time, that makes me feel smart. Metro is a freebie daily. It's not exactly the Times but it's not the National Enquirer either (ie they don't make stuff up) Though they do reveal that he was seen leaving a Beverly Hills plastic surgery clinic the other day - with accompanying frightening photo of plastic looking Sly. So anyway, this is a brief Q&A between them and Sly, published on the 6th of March to publicise the movie which only just came out here.. FINALLY! Long fucking wait.. The English quote about Rambo 5 is a perfect translation, they didn't skip any info. The previous questions are all the standard ones about the film. Though just before asking him about another Rambo sequel they do ask him if he's not a bit past-it now, and he says something interesting (and a little cryptic): "Because of undertakings I have made, I have to make a few more movies. But when it comes to acting there's actually not that much more I can do. Over the past years I've done almost all I can. So instead of repeating myself i prefer to direct and write." And then we get our Rambo 5 answer.. Maybe we're gonna see a Rambo do a Dr.Who and change form? But then again, Sly told us he never heard of Dr.Who, right? ;-)

  • March 12, 2008, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs.

    by DaBUU

    Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy vs Michael Myers

  • March 12, 2008, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Rambo Revolutions

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Drillbit Rambo: How It's Done

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Bedknobs and Survival Knives

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Indiana Rambo the Temple of Boom

    by roadrunnerxf

  • March 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Live Free or die Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

    Rambo with a vengeance<p> Rambo Harder<p> Die Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    The Passion of The Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    The Passion of The Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Bill and Ted and Rambo's Bloody Adventure

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Lethal Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:17 p.m. CST

    Chinky Chinky Bang Bang

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Beverly Hills Rambo

    by roadrunnerxf

  • March 12, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Rambo: International Man of Mystery

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Rambo, Actually

    by zer0cool2k2

    Four weddings and Rambo<p> Rambo Hill

  • March 12, 2008, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Mighty Morphin' Rambo Rangers

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Spongebob Bulletpants

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward John Rambo

    by roadrunnerxf

  • March 12, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo and the Argonats

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    John Rambo and the Sorcerer's Stone

    by zer0cool2k2

    ...Chamber of Secrets...et all

  • March 12, 2008, 12:19 p.m. CST

    On a very special,,,Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    John runs out of HGH... and rips a guys neck off!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    The Full Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    John Rambo Pet Detective

    by Bobo_Vision

  • March 12, 2008, 12:20 p.m. CST

    Mad John, The Rambo Warrior, Beyond Rambodome

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    28 Rambos Later

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    30 Days Of Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:21 p.m. CST

    A Very Brady Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Rambada, The Forbidden Dance

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:23 p.m. CST

    SuperRambo, the 60 year old Virgin, Rambo'ed Up,

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    The Last Rambo of Scotland

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    Demolition man II: Thawing Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:24 p.m. CST

    There Will Be Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    RamboStar Overactica

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Moulin Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Rambo Darko

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    to Kill A Mockingbird (With an Explosive Arrow)

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:26 p.m. CST

    An American Rambo in London

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    John J. Python and the Quest for the Holy Survival Knife

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    An American Rambo in Paris

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    The Life of Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Some Like it Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:27 p.m. CST

    Jurassic Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:28 p.m. CST

    Mighty John Young

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    The Chronicles of 'Nam:

    by zer0cool2k2

    The Bow, the Knife and the Headband

  • March 12, 2008, 12:29 p.m. CST

    In The Heat of the Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Rambo N the Hood

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    John Rambo: Man in Tights

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:30 p.m. CST

    Austin Rambo and the Charlie Who Shagged Me

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Children of Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Labyrinth

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Rambo

    by pokadoo

    Arthouse Rambo!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Being John Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    John Rambo - When Nature Calls

    by Bobo_Vision

  • March 12, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    The Princess Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:33 p.m. CST

    An Officer and a Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Bride of Rambostein

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    Adaprambotation

    by pokadoo

    No, that dosen't work!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:34 p.m. CST

    The Neverending Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Rambo + Juliet

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Express

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    BSR: Battlestar Rambo

    by Stone316

    Rambo is the last human when the cyclons invade the twelve colonies. He decides to hide in the forests of Caprica when goes guerrilla mode on the toasters ass. Later he gets a ship and decides to look for Earth. After encountering other survivors and protecting their bitch asses, he discovers he is the last Cyclon and goes berserk on both cylon and humans. He arrives at Earth alone in the early 80's in a small town governed by a fat sheriff that looks like Brian Dennehey. Cool, ehm??

  • March 12, 2008, 12:36 p.m. CST

    Once Upon A Time In Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    O' Rambo Where Art Thou?

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    A Rambo in the Sun

    by BilboRing

    I have to stop!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Rambos

    by pokadoo

    This time it's (more) war!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:38 p.m. CST

    The Color Black, Blue, Purple and Red

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    The Gook Hunter

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : Total Fucking Destruction

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Bring it!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Episode V: The Empire Strikes Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Saving Private Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Dude Where's My Machete

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Episode V: The Rambo Strikes Back

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    The Cook, The Thief, The Wife and her Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Breakfast at Rambo's

    by Stone316

    Rambo plays a romantic gigolo looking for love and sings Moon River!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Episode II: Attack Of The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:41 p.m. CST

    Episode III: Revenge Of The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    John Rambo and the Temple Of Ka-boom

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Club

    by zer0cool2k2

    Pretty in Camo<p> Sixteen Flares<p> St. Rambo's Fire<p> Less Than Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Regarding Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    This Is Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Not Another Rambo Movie

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Probably going to highlight

    by veritasses

    the poor care and respect some veterans seem to get or the issues reintegrating back into society / dealing with their war past (which, frankly is why I think the first movie worked).

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    The Irish Man Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Saturday Night Gunshots

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Rambo Club

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    The Rambo's

    by Stone316

    John Rambo gets married and decides to start a family... actually two families. One in the house with a wife and two children and another as the leader of a Mob syndicate. After a few years he sees two ducks in his poll and doesnt feel the urge to kill them... he starts seeing a psychiatrist

  • March 12, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    John Rambo & the Prisoners of Azke-Nam

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    The Talented Mr. Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:44 p.m. CST

    The Serpant and the Rambo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Failure to Launch an RPG

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    The Life Aquatic with John Rambo

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Blades of Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    The Vietnamese Chainsaw Massacre

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:46 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Redemption

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Angerman: The Legend of John Rambo

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Raging Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Four Rambos and a Funeral

    by pokadoo

    Make that LOTS of funerals!

  • March 12, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    How to Eat Fried Vietnamese

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Rambo Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    OK...... I'm done....... really

    by Dogma_Jedi

  • March 12, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Back To The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    RamboCop

    by Stone316

    Rambo decides to join law enforcement and gets shoot on his first trasfering to Detroit. A big conglomerate named OCP decides to built him as a robot. Rambo lives again. "Nice shooting, son. Whats your name?" -"Rambo!"

  • March 12, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    The Gookfather

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:49 p.m. CST

    5 Fast 5 Rambo: Vietnam Drift

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:50 p.m. CST

    Run Rambo Run

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Rambobusters

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Blastdance

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    I Am Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Ghost Rambo

    by pokadoo

    Starring Bill Cosby & Patrick Swayze

  • March 12, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    12 Angry Rambo's

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Rear Window Destroyed

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    The Sound of Rambo

    by Secretagentnumber6

    Rambo discovers a time machine and travels back in time only to find himself stuck in a musical with Von Trapps and Nazis. World War II ends in mere days after Rambo blazes a path through the Nazis and anyone in his way. Europe is now called Ramboland.

  • March 12, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    North by North Vietnam

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Its A Wonderful Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Pan's Rambolynth

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Lawrence Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:54 p.m. CST

    No Country For Old Rambos

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    Eternal Sunshine Of The Bloodless Corpse

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    A Clockwork Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:55 p.m. CST

    AnchorNam: The Legend of John Rambo

    by pokadoo

    & Wake-up John Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    The Bridge On The River Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Close Encounters of the Rambo Kind

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Das Gook

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Singin In The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 12:58 p.m. CST

    Fried Green Charlies

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Do the Rambo Thing

    by pokadoo

    A John Rambo Joint

  • March 12, 2008, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Some Like It Shot

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1 p.m. CST

    Mo' Betta' Rambo

    by pokadoo

    or Mo' Rambo Blues

  • March 12, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    White Rambo can't Jump

    by just pillow talk

    But he can decapitate, blow people up with explosive arrows, stick 'em with a big ass knife, grunt...

  • March 12, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    The Elephant Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Jungle Fever - Rambo style

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Rambo X

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Once Upon A Time In Vietnam

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo and the Chipmunks

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Get on the Chopper

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Blade Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo Hears a Who

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Gotta Have It

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:02 p.m. CST

    Mr. Rambo Goes To Washington

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Donnie Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:03 p.m. CST

    Cool Hand Gook

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Everything you wanted to know about Rambo

    by pokadoo

    ...but were too afraid to ask!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. Rambo

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Kill Rambo: Vol 1

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Rambo Wide Shut

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Driving Mr Rambo

    by DARTH VOODOO

  • March 12, 2008, 1:04 p.m. CST

    Ben-Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    When a Man loves a Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    That man...dies!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Full Metal Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Annie Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Black Snake Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    John Rambo and the Sundance Kid

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Rambos on a Plane

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Letters from John Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    The Vietnamese Queen

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Rambo's and Confused

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Abbot and Costello meet Rambo

    by just pillow talk

    Who's on first?<p>I don't know, but a better question is who's gonna live?

  • March 12, 2008, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Gone With The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Before Bloodshed

    by pokadoo

    & Before BloodRise

  • March 12, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    The Grapes Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Kiss of the Rambo Woman

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Rambo Fish

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Straight up drama

    by BuckNasty1138

    I think the only other genre that this film could go into would be a straight up drama. I think Sly set it up perfectly at the end by having John J. return home. Heres what i want to happen. I think Rambo5 could cover some very interesting points. Perhaps Rambo goes home and finds his elderly father on his death bed, but a complete a hole who pretty much disowns his son. Then Rambo goes out and searches for the only father he has ever know, Trautman. Rambo then discovers that Trautman has been dead for years, perhaps he died in the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon. So once again Rambo finds himself isolated in the world. One redeeming factor is Rambo sees first hand how the American perspective on soldiers has changed. He witnesses the respect and love the soldiers receive even though they are involved in a war that no one agrees with. Rambo could even witness the change in the view of the soldiers of Vietnam. How they are much more respected now then they were before. It could just be a drama that completely wraps up Rambo's story. In the end he finds complete peace with himself and comes to love America again. Perhaps in his father's last few moments he finally accepts Rambo as well allowing Rambo to finally come full circle. The last scene of the movie could be Rambo working on his, now dead, father's ranch. He's fixing a post of the fence, when a sheriff stops in front of rambo. The sheriff nods his head at Rambo as he drives away and Rambo is left in peace...forever.Sly could also add a religious aspect to the film. Rambo tries to turn to religion to help him over come his past. Perhaps he could confess what he has done to a priest to try and find salvation. f course Sly could also add some kick ass action into there as well and still keep many of these points. As to what Rambo could be fighting i have no clue. I would like it to stay in america, and the thought of terrorist attacking a town sounds to cliche but something like the KKK or some kind of gang could work.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Let Sleeping Rambo Lie

    by just pillow talk

    She's got a sex secret...so does Rambo!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    RAMBO REBOURNE

    by claudiomonster

    i think i get what he's saying - now its the gov'ts turn to chase down Rambo ...

  • March 12, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Bullet Holes

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Jersey Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:09 p.m. CST

    All Quiet On The Rambo Front

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Jay & Silent Rambo Strike Back

    by pokadoo

    Wolverine Beserk style!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Mallrambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    In The Heat Of The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Rambo of the Opera

    by TheTaf

  • March 12, 2008, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Chasing Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Rambo Works at Kinko's

    by The Ref

    I AM the manager!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Bonnie and Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Rambo Todd: The Demon Vet of Nam

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:11 p.m. CST

    A Streetcar Named Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Rambojuice

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Dial R For Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    RAMBO AND CASH

    by TheTaf

  • March 12, 2008, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Come back to the 5 & Dime, John Rambo

    by pokadoo

    ...John Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The John Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Rambo And Maude

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    What's Eating John Rambo?

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:13 p.m. CST

    Shaun Of The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    Rambo dosen't live here anymore

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:14 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Who Shot Liberty Valance

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Terminator: The John Rambo Chronicles

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:15 p.m. CST

    Rambo in the Bronx

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Rambostiltskin

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Rita, Sue & Rambo too

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Catch me if you Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:17 p.m. CST

    The Blair Witch Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Army of Ramboness

    by pokadoo

    Dead by Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:18 p.m. CST

    St. Rambo's Fire

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Police Academy 7: Mission To Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    The Breakfast Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    I say bring back comicbook Superhero Rambo

    by Pipple

    from rambo III, just for old times' sake.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo In Pink

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Step Up 2 The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    John Rambo's Day Off

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    The Other Rambo Girl

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:20 p.m. CST

    Just One of the Rambos

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Breakneck 2: Electric Ramoloo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Michael Clayton Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Most clever one so far

    by Darth Busey

    "Some Like It Shot"

  • March 12, 2008, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Jurambo Park: The Lost Vets

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Beorambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Black Hawk Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Rambo punches a helicopter, and hilarity ensues.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    That Thing You Rambo!

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:22 p.m. CST

    Rambo The Vietnamese Slayer

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Escape from New Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:24 p.m. CST

    Big Rambo in Little China

    by pokadoo

    ...or Nam.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Rambostar Gallactica

    by pokadoo

    Rambo is the final Cylon.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:26 p.m. CST

    Rambo Maguire

    by Stone316

    Show me the M-60!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    It's a Rambofull Life

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Lone Wolf Rambo McQuade

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A small town sheriff dispenses justice...with a truck-mounted .50 caliber people-shredder

  • March 12, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Run Rambo Run

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Rambo Elliot

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Moulan Rambo

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    RamboCop

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    The Empire Strikes Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Curb your Vietnam-Flashbacks

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Lord of the Guns: The Fellowship of the Rambo; The Two Rambos; T

    by Stone316

    -Precious this you slimey mfer. Nuff said!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Ramboning the Stone

    by Abominable Snowcone

    An authoress vacations in the lush jungles of the Amazon, hoping to be inspired. She didn't count on a wartorn veteran turning her world upside down and boning her like a fish over a kitchen counter

  • March 12, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5: Nam-vet in the City

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    R for Rambo

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Sailor Rip: I already did RamboCop

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Spider-Ram

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Stone316

    by Sailor Rip

    Bastard! That's gold baby.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Lord of the Guns: The Return of the Rambo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : Pwned By Stallone

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    yay

  • March 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    AvPvRambo: Deliverance

    by zinc_chameleon

    Stallone as an outfitter who takes some yuppies on a canoe ride in the Ozarsks and runs into gay hillbillies who then get impregnated by the Alien Queen who then gets her ass whooped by the Predator who gets his ass whooped by Rambo. All the twenty-something yuppies die horrible deaths, but only after you've gotten to know them.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Sailor Rip: i know its tough...better luck next time

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Spider-Manbo

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Alien Vs. Rambo

    by toadkillerdog

    I hope no one used that already - i did not read thru all of the previous posts, if so, my bad and I substitute Rambo Vs. Bat Mite

  • March 12, 2008, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Searching for Colonel Troutman

    by Darth Macchio

    had to mix it up a bit...

  • March 12, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    From Dusk Til Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:35 p.m. CST

    John Rambo is... The Stapler

    by ScottLarock00

    Co-starring Rob Schneider Dirkitty Dirk dirk dirk

  • March 12, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Grindhouse: Planet Rambo

    by Stone316

    Its his planet anyway... he just allows us to live in it...

  • March 12, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    V for Rambodetta

    by Sailor Rip

    This is getting bad

  • March 12, 2008, 1:36 p.m. CST

    Let's Scare Rambo to Death

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Three words...Metal. Gear. Solid.

    by Billy The Fish

    Seriously, play the PS1 classic Metal Gear Solid and tell me that having John Rambo instead of Solid Snake wouldn't just kick unholy anus?

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Close Encounters of the Rambo Kind

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    How Rambo Got His Groove Back

    by BilboRing

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Bionic Rambo

    by Stone316

    We can build him, better, stronger... deadlier. We have the technology

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    V.I. Rambowski

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Sylvester Stallone and Kathleen Turner (circa 1987) kick ass then have massive sex in this detective sex thriller

  • March 12, 2008, 1:37 p.m. CST

    The King of Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    A Fistful of Necks

  • March 12, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Tennenbaums

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:38 p.m. CST

    Friday the 13th VIII: Rambo Takes Manhatten

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Rambo V: Green Hell

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It's Rambo vs. Glenn Danzig in this aging-musclemen turned amigos war thriller. Black is his Misfits shirt! Coming this Fall

  • March 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    The Six Million Bullets Man

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    I Know What Rambo Did Last Summer

    by Darth Macchio

  • March 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Judge Rambo

    by pokadoo

    oh wait...they already made that one!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Don't Throw Rambo From the Train

    by Abominable Snowcone

    if you know what's good for you

  • March 12, 2008, 1:41 p.m. CST

    Soylent Rambo

    by Stone316

    Theres violence in the soylent stuff

  • March 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Rambo The Musical

    by hayt43

    Directed by John Woo, who says he has always wanted to do a musical

  • March 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    House of 1,000 Rambos

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : The Gender Bender

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    starring Bender Bending Rodriguez

  • March 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Better Off Dead - Starring John Rambosack

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:42 p.m. CST

    Total Rambcall

    by Sailor Rip

    Get your ass to 'Nam

  • March 12, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    The First Blood Commandments

    by Stone316

    Thou shalt not think bad of John Rambo... or thou shalt have thy ass handed to you on a platter

  • March 12, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Episode V Attack of the Burnese

    by ScottLarock00

  • March 12, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    Eating Rambo

    by Darth Macchio

    you know...it would make a billygoat puke.

  • March 12, 2008, 1:43 p.m. CST

    It's a Rambo, Rambo, Rambo, Rambo World

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Me, Myself, Irene, & Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Missing in Action 5: Rambo Vs Braddock

    by pokadoo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Arsenic and Old Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:45 p.m. CST

    The Angry Red Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Rambotallica: Some Kind of Killing Machine

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    The Rambo of the

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    To Kill and Garrote in LA

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : First Blood Part III

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I can't believe nobody said that already!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    RAMBO vs. OBAMA

    by batjac

    It will be--wait for it---HILarious

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    The Rambo of the Opera

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Rock 'n' Roll Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Their will be First Blood

    by pokadoo

    Stallone finally nabs a best acting oscar!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Much Ado About Rambo

    by Stone316

    Rambo does Shakespeare

  • March 12, 2008, 1:47 p.m. CST

    Be kind and RAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    He sweeded Demolition man and it doesnt suck w Mos Def as Wesley snipes

  • March 12, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Some Like it Hot From a Flamethrower

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Things to do in Denver when You're Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:49 p.m. CST

    Rio Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Ben-Hurl a Grenade

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Rambozilla

    by Stone316

    A nuclear acident makes Rambo change from a human killing machine to an enourmous lizard monster killing machine

  • March 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Bringing Up Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    starring CGI Cary Grant

  • March 12, 2008, 1:50 p.m. CST

    Night of the Living Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Good title, Motoko!

    by PwnedByStallone

  • March 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Quo Vadis, Rambo??

    by Stone316

    None of your damn business

  • March 12, 2008, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Our Man Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    and the sequel, In Like Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Close Encounters of the Rambo Kind

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    aka CERK

  • March 12, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Citizen Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    Rosebloooooood!!!!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    The Fall of the Rambo Empire

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:52 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Connection

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    ScottLarock00.... Roseblood...genius, man!

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    The Big Blamblowski

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:53 p.m. CST

    The Greatest Story Ever Ramboed

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    No Country For Old Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:54 p.m. CST

    RINO!!!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    RINO!!! RINO!!! RINO!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Dr. Strangeblood: or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Rambo Ho-Tep

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 1:56 p.m. CST

    I, Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Awww, hail nawwww!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Rambotrix

    by Stone316

    Take the blue pill or take the red pill. - How about the armour-piercing bullet!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    "Jooooooooohn!"

  • March 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Gone With The Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    The Only Scarlett He knows is Blooooood!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 1:57 p.m. CST

    Rambo Italiano

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Almost Rambo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 1:59 p.m. CST

    The Passion of the Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    My best one: BSR: Battlestar Rambo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    Ramboing the Stone

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    Abbot and Costello Meet Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    And he kills 'em both!

  • March 12, 2008, 2 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : Live Free or Pwn Hard!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ok, that was a bad one

  • March 12, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Dr. Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Iron Rambo

    by Stone316

    I am Iron Rambo... na na na na na nananananana na na na

  • March 12, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    The 39 Rambos

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : John's Big Score

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    brought to you by Box Network

  • March 12, 2008, 2:02 p.m. CST

    Finding Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Regarding Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    The 36th Chamber of John Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    :-D

  • March 12, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    RAMBO'S: This time it's war

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:03 p.m. CST

    Rambo Vs. Bimbo

    by DerLanghaarige

    Y'know, they tried to clone him but something went wrong. <br> Hey, if this isn't genre shifting!? SciFi, Comedy, Romance, Porn! What else do you want!?

  • March 12, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Miami Rambo

    by Stone316

    Starring John "Crocket" Rambo and Ricardo "Tubbs" Trautman

  • March 12, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Mr. Rambo's Wonder Emporium

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Semi-Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Miami Rambo

    by Stone316

    I can smell the blood in the air tonight...oh lord

  • March 12, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    My Fair Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Jay and Silent Bob & RAMBO Strike back

    by ScottLarock00

    Fuck Fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck Holy Shit Silent Bob you just got capped by Rambo you tubby Bitch

  • March 12, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    When a Man Loves a Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Rambo and the Amazing M-60 Factory

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    2 Fast 2 Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Big Trouble with Little Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    directed by John the carpenter

  • March 12, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Step Up 2 the Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    That Thing You Do

    by Fireball XL-5

    You know, kill people.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:07 p.m. CST

    Rambo All Mighty

    by Stone316

    Rambo gets God's powers... and doesnt give them back

  • March 12, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    THE HUNT FOR REDS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Reds as in Commies.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Christmas with the Rambos

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    APOCARAMBO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Brown people better hide ... AGAIN.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:09 p.m. CST

    TransformRAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    Damn You Michael Bay

  • March 12, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    13 Going on Rambo

    by The Gospel According to Bastardface

  • March 12, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    The Nightmare Before Rambo

    by Stone316

    was actually a very sweet dream

  • March 12, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Desperately Seeking Trautman

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Desperately Seeking Trautman

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Rambo Machete-Hands

    by Stone316

    He will slash you to pieces

  • March 12, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    RAMBO'S CONVENIENCE STORE

    by BringingSexyBack

    All Rambo wanted was some peace. But when they stole his Twinkies, all hell breaks loose. Starring Shia LeBeouf as the moron who steals Twinkies.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Kill Rambo Vol 5: The Whole Bloody Affair

    by ScottLarock00

  • March 12, 2008, 2:11 p.m. CST

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to First Blood

    by Shut the Fuck up Donny

    You know...a musical!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    The Adventures of Rambo Across the 8th Dimension

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    including cameos by Peter Weller, John Lithgow and Jeff Goldblum!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Every Which Way But Rambo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Rambo Todd: The Mercenary Killer of Fleet Street

    by ScottLarock00

  • March 12, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    The Day After Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Spontaneous icing befalls the Earth.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    The Greatest Game Ever Played

    by Fireball XL-5

    "Do we win this time?"

  • March 12, 2008, 2:13 p.m. CST

    First Blood Wars: The Rambo Menace

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:14 p.m. CST

    BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY (AND KILLIN' BY SEPTEMBER)

    by BringingSexyBack

    Soundtrack by Drowning Pool.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Much Ado About Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    by Kenneth Branagh

  • March 12, 2008, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Copland

    by Fireball XL-5

    Rambo, now a small-town sherrif, goes up against corrupt cops...oh, wait...

  • March 12, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    HAROLD AND RAMBO GO TO WHITE CASTLE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Where's Kumar you ask? He's brown. That's all I got to say about that.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Final Rambo - The Spirits Within

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    complete CGI

  • March 12, 2008, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Ramboblanca

    by Stone316

    You must remember this, a kill is just a kill, a sigh is your last sigh

  • March 12, 2008, 2:17 p.m. CST

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 : Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    :-D

  • March 12, 2008, 2:17 p.m. CST

    YOUNG RAMBOSTEIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Even in death he kills.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    From Rambo With Love

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Rambofinger

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Rambo's are Forever

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:18 p.m. CST

    Motoko: I already did the Much Ado About Rambo

    by Stone316

    Be original and think

  • March 12, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Rambopussy

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo Conquers The Martians

    by Movies4dummies

  • March 12, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    *BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED (IN THE ROCKET LAUNCHER)

    by BringingSexyBack

    Holy hell.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    The World is Rambo Enough

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:19 p.m. CST

    The Hunt For Red Rambo

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    huh?

  • March 12, 2008, 2:20 p.m. CST

    BARACK HUSSEIN RAMBO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Yeah, you tell him he's Muslim. See ya in the next life.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Big Rambo In Little China

    by Kubla_Khan

    Did I miss it? Did someone already do that one?

  • March 12, 2008, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Sry, Stone316

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    but we've reached 800 posts so there may be the possibility that I've overread it...

  • March 12, 2008, 2:22 p.m. CST

    I Did That, Kubla_Khan

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    just a few moments ago

  • March 12, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    How the West Was Won

    by Fireball XL-5

    Rambo killed everybody.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:23 p.m. CST

    No Prob Motoko

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Wasnt talking to you Yobo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST

    The Incredible Shrinking Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    Size Doesn't Matter!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Planet of the Rambo's

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Go jerk off Yobo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Don't push it, Sly

    by I Dunno

    We humored you with the last movie and granted, it brought the goods but enough already. Get to work on Demolition Man 2: Demolisher.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Crouching Vietcong Hidden Rambo

    by Stone316

  • March 12, 2008, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Party at Kitty and Rambo's

    by batncat

    'nuff said

  • March 12, 2008, 2:30 p.m. CST

    Sweeney Rambo - Da Musical

    by Queerbait

    Heads will roll. This movie would be spoken & subtitled in English.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:31 p.m. CST

    forget about Demolition Man 2...

    by batncat

    ....give us Rhinestone 2 (Electric Boogaloo)

  • March 12, 2008, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Beverly Hills 9021ramb0

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Veggie Tales: Salad Days

    by Fireball XL-5

    Get it? Rambo kills all the vegetable characters and makes a salad! Nevermind.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:34 p.m. CST

    I think that after the failure of Rambo 4: No one give a shit

    by Proman1984

    Stallone just wants another job.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Bend it Like Rambo

    by Queerbait

    Sweet Little Indian girls aspiring to wear headbands & slur like our devilishly handsome hero!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Give us another Rocky!

    by skywalkerfamily

    No one cared about Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Rambo Failed

    by Saluki

    Rambo failed at the domestic box office because they released it in January. WTF? August would have netted them twice the box office, and the same cannot be said for just any old action film.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Farewell My Rambo

    by Queerbait

    The story of a boy brought up in a Chinese opera dance troupe. How he longs to kill instead of pirouettes.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Rambo or No Rambo

    by batncat

    I could do this all day.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Rambozo the Clown

    by Queerbait

    Famous Dead Kennedy's song come to life in this harrowing tale of deception, love, greed, & finding the perfect red nose.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Queer Sly for the Straight Guy

    by batncat

    hmmm.....

  • March 12, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Relaunch

    by welsh12uk

  • March 12, 2008, 2:45 p.m. CST

    I'll rent Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    But I wasn't about to pay 10 bucks to see it in the theater.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    How I Met Your Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:46 p.m. CST

    8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Rambo

    by Sailor Rip

  • March 12, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    you guys crack me up

    by theredtoad

    i dont even have to read the posts to laugh my ass off

  • March 12, 2008, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Mysterious Yobo

    by Sailor Rip

    Yeah, it's been one hell of a ride!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Here here, Yobo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Relaunch Bond Franchise

    by welsh12uk

    Her Majesty's Secret Rambo Rambopussy-hmmm Dr. Rambo Casino Rambo Imagine what goes with the line "Shaken not stirred" and Rambo rips off the head of the bartender and Rambo's tux has the sleeves cut off and a black bandana matching the Tux. Shit I want credit for this idea. This is a Christmas gift.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:49 p.m. CST

    A Rambo on Elm Street

    by TattooedBillionaire

    Rambo's been boning the new mom in town, but when the daughter starts having nightmares, it's up to bandana man to pwn Freddy.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Step Up Pt 3

    by slappy jones

    Rambo enters an underground dance tournament and faces his biggest challenge yet....his two left feet!! And this time the mind is not the best weapon....It's the beats that are doing all the killin' but with the help of a young mexican waitress who has dreams of dance stardom perhaps rambo will find his groove....and she will find his heart.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:54 p.m. CST

    School of Rambo

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 2:54 p.m. CST

    Rambo Libre

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Rambo of Arabia

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Dead: The Final Blood

    by zer0cool2k2

  • March 12, 2008, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Rambo & His Histers

    by Queerbait

    Rambo relocates to NYC & tries to sophisticate himself with his ivy league graduate sisters. Non-stop dialogue - Directed by Woody Allen

  • March 12, 2008, 2:57 p.m. CST

    March of the Wooden Rambos

    by Fireball XL-5

    Those Bogeymen will never know what hit 'em!

  • March 12, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Rambo with a Pearl Earring

    by Queerbait

    Rambo deals with being pierced on the right side & not the left.

  • March 12, 2008, 2:58 p.m. CST

    John Rambone: The Dewey Cox Story

    by GavinVanDraven

    just throwing my hat in there.... i could see the next rambo being similar to van damme's "nowhere to run" flick, on HGH. he obviously went home at the end of the last film... so his family's farm is being threatened by land developers... and when they take it too far... rambo gotta kill some fuckers. lots of fuckers. yeah....

  • March 12, 2008, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Revenge/Vigilante Flick...

    by DefyThis

    Think Devil's Rejects, toned down, with Rambo as the Forsythe character... could work.

  • March 12, 2008, 3 p.m. CST

    The Rambo of Greenwich Village

    by Queerbait

    Rambo & his hijinx throughout lower Manhattan.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Ernest Goes to War

    by Fireball XL-5

    With you-know-who. It's on now!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Brokeback Rambo

    by BatRastard

    2 G.I's deep in the bush. as it were...

  • March 12, 2008, 3:02 p.m. CST

    She Hate Rambo

    by Queerbait

    Rambo's wife turns lesbo & he tries to win her back. Or does he try to win his wife's new lover?..Sizziling!!!!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Desperate Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo hits on five chicks.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Rambo Bebop

    by Queerbait

    Ram's a bounty hunter in space looking to make a few Mulons (outer space currency) just for his next meal. But he embarks on a crew of freaks that will take him for a ride!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Rambo Balboa

    by chrth

    After seeing a character based on him win Contra:2010, Rambo decides to give up his lucrative job as a motivational trainer ("don't forget the HGH!") and goes back into the jungle to deal some more death

  • March 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Beach Blanket Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    Frankie and Johnny compete for Annette. Johhny eventually kills Frankie.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Rambo Krush Groove

    by Queerbait

    Rambo is a manager for some rap artists who borrows money from villain Jay in order to make ends meet. But Rambo can't pay back the loan. What will he do???

  • March 12, 2008, 3:09 p.m. CST

    How about a TV series? "That's So Rambo!"

    by r_number6

  • March 12, 2008, 3:10 p.m. CST

    The Chronicles of Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo and Riddick team up and kick some bounty hunter ass.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:12 p.m. CST

    Rambo X

    by Queerbait

    Tired of being put down by "the man" Rambo studies Hooked on Phonics & gives rallies & speeches to motivate his fellow dum-dums.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:13 p.m. CST

    Lost Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    On his way back to America, Rambo's plane crashes on a mysterious island where he meets survivors of a plane crash and other mysterious people.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:13 p.m. CST

    King Rambo

    by bobinnova

    Since they are having problems making King Conan

  • March 12, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    Harry RAMBO and the first Blood Prince

    by ScottLarock00

  • March 12, 2008, 3:14 p.m. CST

    The Maltese Rambo

    by Queerbait

    Rambo's a gumshoe looking for "The stuff dreams are made of …"

  • March 12, 2008, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Rambo Longstocking

    by vaudeville villain

    Swedish: Rambo Långstrump

  • March 12, 2008, 3:16 p.m. CST

    AnchoRAMBO: The Legend of John Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    His Killing is bigger than your Killing

  • March 12, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    Rambo Salvation: Etc

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    I really wanted to post that one. Too late!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:17 p.m. CST

    The Seventh RAMBO Seal

    by Queerbait

    Exhausted and disillusioned, a medieval Rambo makes the journey home after years of combat in the Crusades only to play a game of Connect Four with Death.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Romancing the Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo meets author Joan Wilder in the South America jungle, and beats her to a bloody pulp and steals her story idea.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Soul Plane 2: The Black Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    Laughter and Blood are the funniest Weapon in the war on terror

  • March 12, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo: DINOSAUR HUNTER!

    by turketron

    Hell yes! Rambo was responsible for the extinction of Dinosaurs!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Bolly-Rambo

    by bobinnova

    The movie is done in Bollywood for 1/3 the cost.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo and Sensibility

    by donwillymo

  • March 12, 2008, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Rambo To The Future

    by turketron

    Great Scott! Rambo in time jumping adventures

  • March 12, 2008, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Bury My Heart, Head, Arms and Torso at Wounded Knee

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Attack of the Rambos

    by Razorback

    Rambo clones himself and starts a war for oil in Iraq.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    RAMBONER

    by turketron

    Porn star Rambo is interruped mid coitus and makes those interlopers pay.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:21 p.m. CST

    Shortbus Rambo

    by Queerbait

    The Ramster runs into a group of New Yorkers who love getting into carnal mele & NOT following the rules! Will Rambo give in to forbidden pleasures? Stay Tuned.....

  • March 12, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Little Shop of Rambos

    by donwillymo

  • March 12, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    The Incredibles II

    by bobinnova

    The Incredibles battle evil with John Rambo

  • March 12, 2008, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Suburban Rambo! (sequel to Suburban Commando)

    by turketron

    Bring Hulk Hogan into the picture and have them team up brother! Whatcha gonna do, when John Rambo runs wild over you!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST

    lol this has to be the longest thread in AIC history

    by donwillymo

  • March 12, 2008, 3:23 p.m. CST

    A v P v Rambo v Freddy v Ash in the WWF?

    by far from god

  • March 12, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    AIC didn't set there clocks ahead (not 3:23pm)

    by donwillymo

  • March 12, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    MiB3: RAMBO in Black

    by turketron

    He's the first last and only line of defense agains the worst scum of the universe.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie's Rambo!

    by skywalkerfamily

    You thought the plot of Rambo didn't make much sense before - look out!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Snakes on a Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    He's tired of those ****** snakes.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:25 p.m. CST

    Wham, Bam, Thank You Rambo

    by bobinnova

    The story of Eliot Spitzer, who after resigning goes mercenary and gets assistance from Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    MVP: Most Violent Primate

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Rambo The Jerk

    by Queerbait

    Rambo grows up black & poor & later develops "The Optigrab." He makes millions & blows it on his own personal disco dancers. Will he surrive???

  • March 12, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Rambira

    by BrandonGK

    Saigon is about to E X P L O D E

  • March 12, 2008, 3:27 p.m. CST

    Fresh Rambo of Bel Air

    by turketron

    See this movie practically writes itself because now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

  • March 12, 2008, 3:28 p.m. CST

    RAMBO: Cutting Edge 4

    by chrth

    <nt>

  • March 12, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    10,000 BR (Before Rambo)

    by SpencerTrilby

    John's ancestor eviscerates mammoths and terminates rival tribes with extreme prejudice. And a fucking big knife.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:29 p.m. CST

    The Fast and the RAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    Move over Vin Diesel go back to making Disney Comedies

  • March 12, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Rambo vs. The Matrix

    by turketron

    Rambo takes both pills, goes apeshit, and fucks up the machines both in the real world and the virtual world at the same time.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:30 p.m. CST

    Welcome Back Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo returns to teach at a school in Brooklyn NY where he must contend with wacky but good hearted students.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:31 p.m. CST

    I like The Fast and the Rambo...

    by turketron

    I could picture Rambo posting up on a 50 cal and laying waste to every rice rocket that drives by!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:31 p.m. CST

    RAMB-O

    by SpencerTrilby

    Ben Burtt as John's grunts.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Independence RAMBO: IDR

    by ScottLarock00

    Ill give them a war they wouldn't believe

  • March 12, 2008, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Rambo the Barbarian

    by turketron

    why not

  • March 12, 2008, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Family Rambo Ties

    by skywalkerfamily

    Sha la la laaaaaa!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Rambo The Fiddler On The Roof

    by Queerbait

    In this beloved musical, Ram the Milkman wants the best for his daughters, but as the times change, so does his country. How will he cope. ****Ram choreographed all the dance numbers in this film!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    RAMBO CRASHED FLIGHT 815!

    by turketron

    Search your hearts. You know it to be true. Rambo = Jacob.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Fight Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    I want you to shoot me as hard as you can

  • March 12, 2008, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Rambo Hates Ned Flanders

    by skywalkerfamily

    Geese love ganders, but everyone likes Ned Flanders - except Rambo!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Next Rambo or Rambo after Next

    by ScottLarock00

    I got a lot of these thats what u do when u aint got a job

  • March 12, 2008, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Superstab Me

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Rambo Machetehands

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Mel Brooks "Young Rambo" on Broadway

    by bobinnova

  • March 12, 2008, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Frank Miller's Sin Rambo

    by ScottLarock00

    That Vietnam Bastard

  • March 12, 2008, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Singing in the Rain of Bullets

    by Haggisboy

  • March 12, 2008, 3:43 p.m. CST

    The Wonderful Wizard of Rambo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    A wartorn Vietnam vet journeys to the land of Oz, where he meets many mystical, wondrous creatures...and murders them with a truck-mounted .50 cal machine gun.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:44 p.m. CST

    Rambo VS Rocky

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo sees Rocky on TV and says, "Is that my twin?"

  • March 12, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Rambo in a Soprano's spin-off. No, really.

    by Fred

    "John Rambo - Child Counselor". Throw in Gay Vito Jr. and you have your next HBO hit.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Bogus Journey

    by chrth

    *insert steroids arrest joke here*

  • March 12, 2008, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Step Up 2 The Rambo

    by turketron

    A dance movie like no other. Rambo makes kids dance by shooting at their feet.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:48 p.m. CST

    RAMBO WILLIAMS : THE ADVENTURE BEGINS

    by Keith Maniac

    "I am Chun !"

  • March 12, 2008, 3:49 p.m. CST

    CHECK THIS OUT!!

    by Maetrix66

    Rambo as a consultant to help track down a mass murderer. Come on, you know it's friggin' brilliant. I'll be here all week.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    The Last Temptation of Rambo

    by bobinnova

    Directed by Mel Gibson and spoken entirely in Aramaic

  • March 12, 2008, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Star Trek: The Wrath of Rambo

    by turketron

    Rambo is gonna make those Borg motherfuckers pay! We already know they can't stand up to tommy guns wielded by Jean Luc Picard, think of what Rambo will do those bastards!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Rambo V : Co-written by KURTZMAN and ORCI ! YES !

    by Se7en

    You heard it here folks ! Rambo pissses on the enemy !

  • March 12, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Rambo VS Megatron!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Puny Rambo!

  • March 12, 2008, 3:53 p.m. CST

    RAMBO of the Dead... 28 Months Rambo...

    by turketron

    Like someone else said, Rambo vs. Zombies would pretty much be the tits. And the ass...

  • March 12, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    John Ramborium's Wonderful Emporium

    by bobinnova

  • March 12, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Rambo V: Electric Boogaloo

    by Mattyboy122

  • March 12, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    I'M THE RAMBO BITCH

    by turketron

    Silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me don't you know who in the fuck I AM!?

  • March 12, 2008, 3:54 p.m. CST

    20,000 Rambos Under the Tree

    by Uncapie

    There you go.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:55 p.m. CST

    nah, it's Rambo V: Stayin Alive

    by turketron

    You can tell by the way i use my gun I'm a Rambo man, no time for fun.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:57 p.m. CST

    I am Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo is the soul survivor in NYC where everyone else is bad CG zombies.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Citizen Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    The life of an enigmatic bad-ass told through flashbacks by those lucky enough to survive encountering him.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Rambo the Vampire Slayer

    by turketron

    Forget Blade, Rambo would launch an all out assault on those bloodsuckers and reduce Transylvania to rubble.

  • March 12, 2008, 3:59 p.m. CST

    Requiem for a Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    Rambo fights his addiction to HGH.

  • March 12, 2008, 4 p.m. CST

    RAMbo

    by turketron

    Oh shit, Rambo is gonna ctrl-alt-delete your ass.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Rambo, the Wrath of God

    by Mattyboy122

  • March 12, 2008, 4:01 p.m. CST

    The New Adventures of Old Rambo

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    ... No?<p> All right.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Who Framed Rambo Rabbit?

    by Dogma_Jedi

    ...or .. Roger Rambo?

  • March 12, 2008, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo hosts To Catch A Predator...

    by turketron

    Rambo is the one to confront pedophiles instead of Chris Hansen. Points his giant knife (or machete) at the perv and says, "Why don't you take a seat".

  • March 12, 2008, 4:02 p.m. CST

    According to Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo moves in with that guy who thinks he's funny.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Rambo: First Customer

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    The Fabulous Destiny of John Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    A quirky, French romantic comedy about a Vietnam vet trying to improve the lives of his neighbors...by killing them.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Second Customer

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Movie

    by Hive Mind

    A spoof where he takes on and PWNTs all other action heroes... hilarious hijinks ensue.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:03 p.m. CST

    RAMBOCOP

    by turketron

    BEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    John Rambo: Attorney at Law

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    "Mr. Rambo, please approach the bench, I can't understand a word you're saying"

  • March 12, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Raging Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

  • March 12, 2008, 4:04 p.m. CST

    Rambofeld

    by skywalkerfamily

    WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CD CASES?

  • March 12, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    All About Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

  • March 12, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    A Very Rambo Christmas

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    "Awww not claymores again!"

  • March 12, 2008, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Perfect Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo gets a new wacky roomate named Balki.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Beverly Hills Rambo

    by turketron

    What's Judge Reinhold doing these days anyway? <p> doo doo dododododo<p> doo doo dododododo<p> dododo dodododo doo dooo

  • March 12, 2008, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Cool Hand Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    "That Rambo smile of his..."

  • March 12, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    MoonRambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo and Cybil Sheperd open a detective agency.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Choice

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Honey I Shrunk the Rambo

    by turketron

    You still have no chance to survive, make your time.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:08 p.m. CST

    Rambo at Nuremberg

    by Mattyboy122

    Rambo takes a time machine to the Nazi war crime trials and delivers his own brand of justice.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Christ, you people really know how to beat a dead horse

    by I Dunno

    I didn't mean Sly, I meant you TBers and these dry jokes.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:09 p.m. CST

    Lethal Rambo

    by turketron

    He's not too old for this shit.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Rambo Trek

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:10 p.m. CST

    Rambo Trek II: The Wrath of Rambo

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    "Khannnnnnnnn" I mean "Adriennnnnnnne" I mean uh

  • March 12, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Sybil

    by bobinnova

    Sly Stallone playing the cross-dressing lead Sybil, who has multiple personalities - Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, Freddy Heflin, Judge Dredd, John Spartan, Gabe Walker, and of course Sybil.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Bringing Up Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    A screwball comedy prequel to First Blood chronicling the zany courtship between Rambo's parents.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Dead Horse Walking

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Could it work? I dunno, it might!

  • March 12, 2008, 4:12 p.m. CST

    A Streetcar Named Rambo

    by Mattyboy122

    "STELLAAAAAA!!!"

  • March 12, 2008, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Cheers Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo opens up a pub in Boston and there's a lot of wacky customers.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:14 p.m. CST

    The Party At Kitty and Rambo's

    by bobinnova

    Go back to where it all began for Sly where he bares all.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:15 p.m. CST

    Be Kind, Rewind (or Rambo will slit your fucking head off)

    by turketron

    Be Kind, Rewind (or Rambo will slit your fucking head off)

  • March 12, 2008, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Rambo and Michelle's High School Reunion

    by turketron

    teh drama

  • March 12, 2008, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Rambo Gump

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Cloverambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo beats up JJ Abrahms for doing such a shitty movie.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    10 posts to go, who will be #1,000?

    by bobinnova

  • March 12, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Abyss

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo beats up Ed Harris.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:18 p.m. CST

    In The Name of the Rambo: A Dungeon Siege Tale

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Rambo Does Dallas

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    or should it retain the alliteration? "Rambo Reams Reno" or something?

  • March 12, 2008, 4:19 p.m. CST

    No Country for Old Rambo

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Rambo : Thirst Blood part one

    by sHapesHiftinLizard

    Rambo gets involved with a blood drive after he falls for a cute nurse, he 'persuades' folk to donate a pint of blood and hands out the cookies while she sticks in the needle, until one night a vampire donates his blood and the town is overrun by vamps. Seriously though, would be good to have another, interesting to see what he comes up with, have seen the new one twice now, little short but very enjoyable.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Lenny & Squiggy: the Later Years dir: Sly Stallone

    by Julius Dithers

    Starring Michael McKean as Leonard Kosnowski and Sylvester Stallone as Andrew Squigman. Chronicling the meteoric rise and fall of legendary pre-punk band Lenny and the Squigtones, Stallone returns to his musical roots (Staying Alive, Rhinestone). Do it, Sly! So it!

  • March 12, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Bill and Ted and Rambo's Excellent Adventure

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    The Nutty Rambo: Meet the Claymores

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Do it!

    by Julius Dithers

    I mispell! I sorry!

  • March 12, 2008, 4:22 p.m. CST

    There Will Be Rambo

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Rambo and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:23 p.m. CST

    Jumper (can't dodge Rambo's arrows)

    by turketron

  • March 12, 2008, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Juno VS Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo shows Juno a good time.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Knocked Up Rambo Style

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo beats up Apatow for some crappy movies he did.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Didn't he mention...

    by Tourist

    ...Something about this before. I think he actually said what kind of film it was going to be in one of those questionare things hes done for this site.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:34 p.m. CST

    I hate nothing more in talkbacks...

    by Tourist

    ...Then when the entire thread becomes people who lack any humour or creativity at all just throwing up titles they think will be funny. "Juno Vs. Rambo"? "Knocked Up...RAMBO STYLE!"? Holy shit. Your a genius. The government isn't spreading AIDS fast enough.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Ladder

    by Bass Bastardson

    A psycho-thriller in which we discover that Rambo actually died in Vietnam and all the previous films were just illusions allowing him to work through his personal demons before his soul could find peace.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Trautman Academy 4: Rambo On Patrol

    by Dr Gregory House

    Its this year's 'Little Miss Rambo'

  • March 12, 2008, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Rambo VS Tourist

    by skywalkerfamily

    Cause Tourist doesn't have a sense of humor.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:39 p.m. CST

    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Rambo!

    by Darksider

    I've got nothing.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Rambo as Wal-Mart Greeter

    by Some farts really stink.

    Isn't that what all retired people do? He stands alone on the entrance mat beside the buggies mumbling "Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go, let it go.......". How 'bout that for a genre change?

  • March 12, 2008, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Suck it Tourist.

    by Some farts really stink.

    Yeah. A big one.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Rambo Clue

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo gets invited to a mansion where he meets a group of people named after board game characters.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Rambo goes for the warprofiteers & kills Bush

    by pipergates

    and Cheney, Rummy, and their whole evil alien society.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:46 p.m. CST

    When the hell did this reach 1000 posts?

    by thebearovingian

    AICN talkbackers. You crazy muthafu&&$!!**ers!

  • March 12, 2008, 4:46 p.m. CST

    A Rambo Grows In Brooklyn

    by Dr Gregory House

    "From now on, I am your mother AND your father"

  • March 12, 2008, 4:47 p.m. CST

    Some of these are funny

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    I am amusing myself at least

  • March 12, 2008, 4:48 p.m. CST

    I was the 1000th Poster

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Go ahead; count.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Vertibo

    by IAmJack'sUserID

  • March 12, 2008, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World

    by Thunderbolt Ross

  • March 12, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST

    White Hunter Rambo Heart

    by Dr Gregory House

    "You certainly have a way with guns, Rambo. No wonder you're a killa."

  • March 12, 2008, 4:51 p.m. CST

    RAMBO BALBOA

    by wallygogo

  • March 12, 2008, 4:52 p.m. CST

    Rambo Begins

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Prequels are in order, people

  • March 12, 2008, 4:53 p.m. CST

    New Rambo City

    by Dr Gregory House

    A Trautman Joint

  • March 12, 2008, 4:53 p.m. CST

    Big Top Rambo

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    That's the circus movie genre, btw

  • March 12, 2008, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Never Say Rambo Again

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    Who will play Rambo's "Q"?

  • March 12, 2008, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Rambo 5 Audience 0

    by skywalkerfamily

  • March 12, 2008, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Rambo Longstocking

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    What an annoying brat

  • March 12, 2008, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Fear and Rambo in Las Vegas

    by Silverglade

    This is bat country.

  • March 12, 2008, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Look Who's Talking: Rambo

    by Slugworth

    With Bruce Willis as the voice of Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:01 p.m. CST

    Rambo and the Tramp

    by Silverglade

  • March 12, 2008, 5:02 p.m. CST

    It's 3 AM in the white house

    by Silverglade

    ... Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:02 p.m. CST

    RAMBOWLING FOR COLUMBINE

    by wallygogo

  • March 12, 2008, 5:04 p.m. CST

    American Me Rambo

    by GenreX

    He'll come back to the states and is sent to prison and fucks up a bunch of gang bangers in the joint.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:05 p.m. CST

    RAMBO OF THE FLYING DAGGERS

    by The Goon

    ...with Hulk Hogan as the Baddie!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    The Secret of Rambo's Success

    by skywalkerfamily

    Where he acts in some cheesy 80's get rich comedy!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    Crouching Rambos, Hidden Other Rambos

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:07 p.m. CST

    House Party IV: Rambo

    by Silverglade

  • March 12, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST

    An Incovenient Rambo

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:09 p.m. CST

    RAMBOLING FOR COLUMBINE

    by wallygogo

    Rambo is hired to be a janitor at Columbine High School. Two students attempt a mass shooting, they have everything planned out. But they forget to plan for one thing: RAMBO!!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:10 p.m. CST

    SuperRAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    I am McLovin

  • March 12, 2008, 5:11 p.m. CST

    THE 300 RAMBOS

    by The Goon

    ...with Leonard Nimoy as the Persian God!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:11 p.m. CST

    Drillbit RAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    Now that's a fucking Bodyguard

  • March 12, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    Mission Impossible IV: Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Ethan Hunt must hunt down John Rambo.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:12 p.m. CST

    The 40 year old RAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    THank You HGH

  • March 12, 2008, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Ramboozled

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:14 p.m. CST

    CaddyRAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    Move over Bill Murray the Gopher is mine

  • March 12, 2008, 5:15 p.m. CST

    Bend it like RAMBO

    by ScottLarock00

    David Beckham co-stars

  • March 12, 2008, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Rhinestone Rambo

    by Uncle Stan

  • March 12, 2008, 5:24 p.m. CST

    Little Shop of Rambo

    by finky089

    Rambo raises a man-eating plant. <p>that's my contribution...fare thee well, TB hijackers!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:26 p.m. CST

    ONE FLEW OVER RAMBOS NEST

    by The Goon

    ...with Jennifer Aniston as The Big Indian

  • March 12, 2008, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Rambo Stardust and the spiders from Mars

    by pipergates

    sacrilegious stuff...

  • March 12, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Dances With Rambos

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Rambo Baggins and the Unexpected Party

    by pipergates

    even more sacrilegious...

  • March 12, 2008, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Reality Bites Rambo

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:34 p.m. CST

    LORD OF THE RAMBO!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo will take the FELLOWSHIP TO MOUNT DOOM YOU BET YOUR ASS!

  • March 12, 2008, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Escape from Rambo Mountain

    by The Goon

    ...with Cheech Marin as the Scarlet Witch

  • March 12, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    CARRY ON! RAMBO

    by The Goon

    ...with Sid James, and some tits

  • March 12, 2008, 5:46 p.m. CST

    The Hours of Rambo

    by sparkflyer

    Mr. Rambo said he would buy the flowers himself.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:47 p.m. CST

    The Rambo Supremecy

    by skywalkerfamily

    Rambo Hunts down Bourne and well, you know.

  • March 12, 2008, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Rambo and The Neverending Toe Nail Collection

    by ThePilgrim

    In a World... Thats totally underwater.....

  • March 12, 2008, 5:50 p.m. CST

    DEBBIE DOES RAMBO

    by The Goon

    ...the Disney Years

  • March 12, 2008, 5:51 p.m. CST

    Rambo V:JFK 2

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Rambo & The Curse of The Lambskin Muzzle Cover

    by ThePilgrim

    It was supposed to stop the rain from getting in. But it didn't stop the seed from coming out.....

  • March 12, 2008, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Rambo & The Curse of The Lambskin Muzzle Cover

    by ThePilgrim

    It was supposed to stop the rain from getting in. But it didn't stop the seed from coming out.....

  • March 12, 2008, 5:54 p.m. CST

    RAMBO V TALKBACKERS 0

    by skywalkerfamily

    Does this mean another sly Q and A?

  • March 12, 2008, 5:55 p.m. CST

    The Gookies

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 6 p.m. CST

    Sex in the City: The Movie ( with Rambo)

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 6 p.m. CST

    2 Girls 1 Cup 1 Rambo

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Under The Rambo

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Yankee Doodle Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

    "A Yankee doodle do or DIE!"

  • March 12, 2008, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Rambo's "I'm Fucking Billy May's"

    by ThePilgrim

    Billy May's: "You don't a cabinet full of cleaners!!!! Kaaaaboom!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Necessary Ramboness

    by Darth Bauer

  • March 12, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Bad Lieutenant Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    The Day The Clown Cried (Because Rambo Punched Him)

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Ramboda: The Forbidden Dance

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Talkin 'bout Rambo...

    by TheGoodGerman

    ...he's my Hero. Oh-Oh-Oh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKV7SY54V7g

  • March 12, 2008, 6:06 p.m. CST

    THX1130Rambo8

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody

  • March 12, 2008, 6:07 p.m. CST

    C.H.U.R.

    by Fireball XL-5

    Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Rambos

  • March 12, 2008, 6:12 p.m. CST

    Obviously he's teaming up with Billy Jack.

    by Pops Freshemeyer

    Rambo, Billy Jack and hippies teaming up would be awesome. And by teaming up, I mean it would be awesome if Rambo killed Billy Jack, massacred hippies, and then shot Cindy Sheehan in the head. It would be awesome, you know.

  • March 12, 2008, 6:13 p.m. CST

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is... RAMBO 5 !

    by stamper

    Admit it, this would make it a killer movie

  • March 12, 2008, 6:16 p.m. CST

    The Three Burials Of Melquiades Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Rambo: First Blood Part Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:17 p.m. CST

    A Clockwork Rambo

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Stand By Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:18 p.m. CST

    The Day Rambo Stood Still

    by Fireball XL-5

    "Klaatu, Barada, Ramb-o."

  • March 12, 2008, 6:19 p.m. CST

    This Is Spinal Snap

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:19 p.m. CST

    All the President's Rambos

    by Fireball XL-5

  • March 12, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Rambo Stares at a Spec of Dust

    by ThePilgrim

    Music By Philip Glass...

  • March 12, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Driving Miss Rambo

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Dog Day Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:21 p.m. CST

    That Darn Rambo

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 6:21 p.m. CST

    All The President's Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Dirty Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:22 p.m. CST

    E T and Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    E.T. crash lands in Burma and Rambo has to rescue his ASS!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Night Of The Living John Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Rambo And The Hendersons

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:22 p.m. CST

    I Was A Teenaged Rambo

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 6:23 p.m. CST

    2001: A Space Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    One Hundred And One Rambotions

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Rambo The Rednosed Reindeer Hunter

    by Slugworth

  • March 12, 2008, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Breakfast At Rambo's

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Rambo And Juliet

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:25 p.m. CST

    West Side Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:26 p.m. CST

    The Treasure Of The Sierra Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:27 p.m. CST

    The Wizard Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Rambo Kong

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:29 p.m. CST

    The Invisible Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:29 p.m. CST

    "There Will Be Rambo."

    by Uncapie

    "I shoot your town up! I shoot it up!"

  • March 12, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    House of Flying Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:30 p.m. CST

    Happily N'Ever Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Rambo's Web

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Stomp The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Rambos in the Attic

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Rambo: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious N

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Stop The World: I Want To Get Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:34 p.m. CST

    City Slickers 3: The Legend of Rambo's Knife

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:35 p.m. CST

    "The Man From R.A.M.B.O."

    by Uncapie

    "Open Channel D!"

  • March 12, 2008, 6:35 p.m. CST

    The League Of Extraordinary Rambomen

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:35 p.m. CST

    The Big Rambowski

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Three Men and a Little Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    Austin Powers: International Man Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:36 p.m. CST

    The Spy Who Shagged Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Attack of the Rambo's!

    by skywalkerfamily

    Count Dooku Clones Rambo and makes a giant Rambo army.

  • March 12, 2008, 6:37 p.m. CST

    National Lampoon's Van Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Die Another Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    How Rambo Got His Groove Back

    by rutgersjaffo

    That one HAS to have been done already!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    For Your Eyes Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Honey, I Shrunk Rambo!

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:39 p.m. CST

    Beach Blanket Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:39 p.m. CST

    On Her Majesty's Secret Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Live And Let Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Licence To Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:41 p.m. CST

    Look Who's Talking...to Rambo!

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:41 p.m. CST

    The Man With The Golden Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:42 p.m. CST

    A Few Good Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Quantum Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:42 p.m. CST

    Roborambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Rambostiltskin

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Big Trouble in Little Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

  • March 12, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Harry Potter And The Order Of The John Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:43 p.m. CST

    Rambo & the Bandit

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Last of the Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Y Tu Mama Ramboen

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    What's Eating John Rambo?

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    Being John Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell Of Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:45 p.m. CST

    John Rambo Can't Jump

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Enter the Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Crocodile Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:47 p.m. CST

    The Legend of John Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Beverley Hills Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:47 p.m. CST

    Pretty Rambo

    by skywalkerfamily

    Starring Julia Roberts.

  • March 12, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    The Good, The Bad, The Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Short Circuit Rambo

    by Queerbait

    hindu accent "Where is Number Johnny 5 Rambo?"

  • March 12, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Good Morning Vietnam, John Rambo Is Here To Kill You All

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:48 p.m. CST

    The Karate Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Valley of the Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:49 p.m. CST

    The Jewel Of The Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:50 p.m. CST

    Adventures In Rambositting

    by Queerbait

    Rambo does the dishes man!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:50 p.m. CST

    The Best Little Whorehouse In Saigon

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Mo Better Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Chariots Of Covering Fire

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Tarzan, The Ape Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:51 p.m. CST

    I wonder how many unnoticed repeats there have been

    by Thunderbolt Ross

    There's gotta be a few

  • March 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Dude, Who Stole My Survival Knife?

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    They call me MISTER Rambo!

    by skywalkerfamily

  • March 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Any Which Way You Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    RAD Rambo

    by Queerbait

    Rambo does BMX tricks like wheelies & tabletop jumps!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:52 p.m. CST

    I'm pretty sure...

    by rutgersjaffo

    ...someone had to have done How Rambo Got His Groove Back before I did

  • March 12, 2008, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Star Trek: The Motion Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:53 p.m. CST

    Gleaming The Rambo

    by Queerbait

    In this fine installment, Rambo shreds daily to the mall to get girls 7 chili fries.

  • March 12, 2008, 6:53 p.m. CST

    La Ramba

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Home Alone 2: Lost In John Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Looking for Mister Rambo

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:54 p.m. CST

    A League Of Their Rambown

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Something Rambo This Way Comes

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    In The Line Of Fire In The Hole

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    CAN'T BUY ME RAMBO

    by Queerbait

    Rambo falls for the wrong girl as usual. He tightens his headband tighter too.

  • March 12, 2008, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Schindler's Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:56 p.m. CST

    The Pelican Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:56 p.m. CST

    SHE'S THE RAMBO!

    by skywalkerfamily

    AMANDA BYNES!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Dumb & Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:56 p.m. CST

    Dungeons & Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Interview With The Vietnamese POW

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Bachelor Rambo

    by Queerbait

    Rambo defends a donkey high on cocaine while at a party for his best friend. Will he live? You Betcha!!!

  • March 12, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Clear And Present Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Rambo's List...of People to Kill

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Die Hard With A Rambo

    by Cedar_Room

  • March 12, 2008, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Twelve Angry Rambos

    by rutgersjaffo

  • March 12, 2008, 6:59 p.m. CST

    I would like to see

    by Dazzler69

    Rambo try to love his county again. So I guess Rambo vs terrorists?

  • March 12, 2008, 6:59 p.m. CST

    Good Will Rambo

    by Cedar_R