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Is A Genre-Shifting RAMBO 5 Closer To Reality??
Merrick here...
Starpulse has an article citing a Swedish paper called Metro. In the article, Stallone evidently discusses the notion of another RAMBO film.
Up to this point, we'd received mixed signals about this project actually happening. In essence, Weinstein wanted another RAMBO film - but Stallone seemed to be waffling. This is a reasonably solid indicator that development machinery may actually be churning.
Stallone tells Swedish newspaper Metro, "I would like to take Rambo to another genre, experiment a little with the character. It would definitely not be another war movie. I can't go any further with that than what I've already done. What it's going to be like, I'm not going to reveal at this point. But I'm already halfway though writing the manuscript."
...says THIS ARTICLE at starpulse.
I had a helluva time with the most recent film - loved its ultra-violence, loved its tone, loved how the character was used. And, I think John Rambo - as a character and as a symbol - can certainly be more versatile than he has been so far.
I'm really curious as to what Sly has in mind in terms of shifting RAMBO into a different genre. Images of "Save the Farm RAMBO", "Buddy Cop RAMBO", "Politico RAMBO" and "RAMBO: AIRPORT 2010" jump to mind...but I'm willing to give Stallone far more credit than that.
The Metro website is linked above but...I don't read the language. If any readers can locate & further interpret the Stallone piece, feel free to post a summary in the Talkback below.
Thanks to Gouda for the heads-up about this.
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As far as I am concerned Rambo will always be a non-thinking killing machine
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or no one cares about this story to be first!
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I like Rambo. do I win a prize for saying "FIRST!!!!!!!!!"?
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Anyone?
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seriously, it'll be Rambo against terrorists aka Die Hard 5: John By Any Other Name
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they underestimated Rambo
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It would certainly be appropriate to have Rambo finally go back to the US, get terminally ill, and die painfully in a decrepit and underfunded VA hospital - left for dead one last time by the government.
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Let's just call it T4: Rambo vs. Terminator and tie the two together.
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...that would certainly take Rambo to another genre!
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Complete with wise-cracking owl side-kick and full musical numbers
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...some will be great and some will suck but I'll sit through all of them......maybe Rambo should walk the earth and jump through time like Samurai Jack...righting wrongs with just his knife and bandana...got my 12 bucks right here...
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But I guess with "another genre" he just means that it will be more like a drama. Or maybe the "Rambo Vs. Street Gangs"-movie, that has been rumoured by the end of the 90's or so.
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This shit writes itself.
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I could see an inner city vigalante revenge flick. Rambo befriends a stripper, stripper get's killed by drug dealers, Rambo goes ape poopy.
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In Rambo 5, John Rambo decides to atone for all the murder in his life by giving a red rose to the widows of all his victims. Will he find love in Rosa Pascall, a woman with a heart of stone after the loss of her husband? Find out this summer
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Let him find out what happend to Trautman.
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Suffice to say, any Italian chicks that decide to have a fling with Rambo don't discard him so easily.
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Romance and hi-jinks ensue when Rambo meets Mr. Right. Can their two worlds co-exist?
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and shot her through the neck with an arrow "I hate you Rambo, I really hate you"
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seeing John Rambo disembowel those yuppie wankers would be like a full refund :-)
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Answer: you don't.
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Rambo skewers the competition! For realz!
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...Rambo Vs. Something Supernatural that Might Just be in his Head...sort of like The Jacket...post traumatic stress finally getting to him and all...
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Rambo: 1Volcano: 0
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Literally! Goooo Rambo!
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Make it happen. :P (please)
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Rambo never looked so good snapping the bad guys' necks!
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LOL Rambo would take a dump in the volcano, only his dump would be a grenade, and his dump-grenade would be the most powerful one ever, and it would explode the volcano.
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Can you smell the manliness?
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Finally someone skewers that fucker Dupree.
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Ride this Rambo to Rambotown
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Richard Crenna talked him down
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Surely he can do all about he can with the guy, shifting its genre ain't going to make any difference when it comes to box office earnings. I love the guy and I knda wanted Rambo 4, just to see where he'd been and what he'd been upto all these years but a fifth is heading for disaster.
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but I must admit "Pretty Rambo" made me laugh
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ra-ta-tat-tat!
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Right. Like Heide's gonna auf John Rambo.
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The quote in Starpulse is your basic word-for-word translation of what Stallone told Metro about the 5th Rambo film. The rest of the interview is about the 4th film.
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They would use some mirrors or something.
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It would never be seen because all the movie projectors would explode with awsomeness.
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In the Cloverfield sequel, who does the military call in to stop the beast? RAMBO--the force of freedom!!!
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Its probably just Rambo in the big city fighting terrorists using modern technology...
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Arnold, Bruce, and Sly host a talent competition of who will be the next action star.
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...FUCK prison camps...even when they're ours...
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I can not over rate this film enough. I watched it on a whim (as i love the first film, but not the other 2 so much) and I was absolutely amazed at just how fucking good, exciting, touching, and heart felt it was as a film I've since seen the film 6 times over and I just cannot wait to see it again on DVD. it was just a classy film that i highly recommend to everyone it's THAT fucking good and I urge the haters to give me a good reason why sarah connor chronicles are also pretty fucking good. makes the 3rd film hang it's head in shame!
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Mr. Greenfeld better pony up more than $20. Rambo needs a ticket to the bigtime!
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I prey to heaven & hell indi 4 is as good of a sequel as Rambo was to it's own franchise!
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I think that's an awesome idea!
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Today's special: kicking ass with a side order of decapitation.
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Vietnam veterans brutal rampage through the last remaining members of endangered species in a wildlife preserve. Rambo Vs. Panda Bear, Rambo Vs. Siberian Tiger... the possibilities are mind blowing
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With G.I. Joe going international, it would be ballsy and awesome to have Sly give Rambo an unapologetic patriotic name, at least for domestic release.
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Odds are better than good that Rambo will end up getting the high school hunk.
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Guns. Lots of them.
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Rambo is the cute but insecure girl with glasses who Freddie Prinze Jr. has to take to the prom to win a bet
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I think you've got it right. I think the next story is what war has done to the man over the years.
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He spent 20 days here for Rocky Balboa....made over $70 million.
He spent 10 days here for Rambo 4....made over $40 million.
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The Goonies get back together one more time to save the Goondocks with a little help from their new neighbor John Rambo! Hey you guuuuuyysss!!!!
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Killin's as easy as blogging.
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How amazingly cool would a Death Wish movie be with Rambo as Charles Bronson? I would pay $10 to see the that. Rambo in an urban environment with his bow. Rock on!
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Sly Stallone stars as John Rambo in: The LAST Day of the Dead: Judgment Day! This time, the dead STAY dead!
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When love is at the wheel get ready for the ride of your life.
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Pretty Rambo...gotta kill to eat...
You know how those people actually complained about the glimpse of an American flag in the Indy trailer....in Rambo 5 lets have it all over the place! -
Just A Thought.
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..Rambo goes to Bragg to become a drill instructor - to turn the next generation of cannon fodder into war machines. Or it could just be a load of bollocks.
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rambo vs war on terror. FUNNY funny shit
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Rambo v. Predator v. Alien. In space, thankfully, no one can hear you speak...
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He said that? REALLY? Is he using his quill and ink. as well?
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'Hey yo, why I gotta be Mr. Pink, you know?'
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The county is up in arms because Rambo keeps blowing up the bridges (due to flashbacks), and they keep having to build them back up.
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Convinced that the Oompa Loompas are really 'Charlie,' John Rambo teaches Mr. Wonka a stern lesson about employing illegals. Timely with issues of xenophobia, labor issues, and the expanding global economy! Oooooo....
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Burma and L.A.'s top rival cops are going to have to work together... even if it kills them!
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oompa loompas are charlie...
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Fighting Zombies - A take on A am Legend or Omega man. Could work. But I doubt That is what Stallone is thinking of. Thing is this, if he is writing another genre, why write Rambo into it? Maybe the next film will be an espianage film where Rambo is not the star but a mentor or even master to a prodigee who. Whatever, this is one of the more fun areas of speculations recently.
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I see you shiver with antici.....................pation!!
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John Rambo unleashes his inner tranny on a cross-country drive reuniting him with Wesley Snipes and Bridgette Nielsen. You'll laugh, you'll love, you'll learn!
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Rambo inherits his father's farm after good ol' dad passes away. He spends time training horses as he ponders the relationship he never really got to have, mostly because he refused to come home.
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Rambo: "Atone this you bastards!!"
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J Lo thought she met the perfect man, until she realizes Rambo is his father. Blood and carnage follow her to the wedding alter.
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Actually, I think people have already touched on what it would be. The 24 or Die Hard angle seems the most logical if Stallone cares even remotely about the character being taken seriously. Rambo vs. terrorists will be the likely scenario.
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Rated NC-17 for extreme sexual content and unshaven armpits
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If it didn't suck...which it probably would.
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Well, John ends the last story by walking towards the farm, supposedly his dads, right?
Upon the reunion, his dad will tell John that he has a younger brother, and that he kinda strayed into the criminal world, but before he got out, was framed and is now an innocent in prison!
Rambo, already have done enough in life to accept death, robs a bank so that he is put into the same prison as his brother. Now it's time for Rambo to break him out!!!........wait, this was a TV show you say????? oh nevermind.
WAIT! Did the prisonbreak tv show have anyone tearing out every opposers throat and impaling their bodies onto rusty pipes while using a giant monkeywrench to score a homerun with their heads!????!!! -
Even Bret Farve couldn't resist the manliness...
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Oh, wait. That's been done. Fifth Blood has a nice ring to it, though.
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No, I guess that's been done, too.
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You know you want it Evigan!
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These Terrible Things About Me, Before He Shoots Me Through the Neck with a Cross Bow?Yeah, that's kind of a mouthful.
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I'd see that movie.
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John Rambo and the Gimp get medieval on the Vietcong in the basement
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Much closer to Homer Simpson's version of the classic!
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A frustrated John Rambo gives up life on the farm and heads to New York City in the hope of leading the life of a "kept" man. The naive Rambo meets the emotionally-crippled Chuck "Ratso" Norris, a third-rate actor who easily tricks him out of twenty dollars by offering to introduce Rambo to a retired army colonel, who instead turns out to be a religious fanatic.
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Rambo helps an inept janitor become a famous French chef by controlling him with various headlocks and precisely placed arrows to manipulate his actions.
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John Rambo runs an island where snarky, disobidient junior high schoolers re-enact his favorite booby traps and dirty tricks - on each other! And the last one standing gets a cameo in the next Rambo movie.
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After seven hundred years of cleaning up dead bodies on an abandoned earth (what he was made for), a curious Rambo discovers what he was meant for.
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A musical throwback to a more innocent time. Rambo the Musical! It'll be a sensation.
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or rambo as a bad guy, who stalks his sweethart after 40 years absence. kills himself.
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Banana in the tailpipe? Try some C-4 instead!
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...Cuckoo's Nest. If nurse Ratchett or Kratchett or whatever the hell her name was tries to put saltpeter in Rambo's meds he will be PISSED...
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...when they realize that John Rambo IS the God of War. Rambo must defeat kratos to claim his rightful throne...
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Never a good idea....
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he would like to make a rambo that deal with a somewhat more surreal circumstance than he has been in to date. To me that sounds like it will be one of only a few genres.
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and then, get the shit beaten out of him by OLEG!
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Fierce takes on new meaning.
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That's not a pillow!!!
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His final cryptic words as he checks out...."Prepare to be judged." The next 90 minutes of the movie consist of Sandra Bullock and Sly running around in stupid costumes and saying stupider dialogue
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Starring a real wolf as Rambo's son.
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This years Little Miss Sunshine. You know you want it.
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You had me at "hell".
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Oh what a feeling!
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The story of a man who wanted to stop the motor of the Earth - and did (with horrible films that make viewers want to poke their eyes out)
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When you got Rambo, you don't need anyone else.
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Determined to help rebuild New Orleans, Rambo moves back home with ma and takes a job as a hot dog vendor. Hillarity--and death by weiner--ensues!!!
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Fuck those Boogie Men!!!
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...EVERY country is for Old Rambo. Every country!
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Rambo and Amy Irving - On The Road Again and burning blunts
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Are Henry Winkler and Perry King still alive?
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Frustrated by his inability to learn complex fishing knots, John Rambo kills the entir ocean with nothing but his trusty survival knife and an old boxing glove autographed by Tommy Morrison...
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He fucked with the wrong mexican...
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...named ABKing. Rambo returns to America, only to find that he's being stalked by a closeted homosexual who drugs him, ties him up, and plans to penetrate every orifice of his body while humming "Hearts on Fire".
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Rambo is a victim of a nuclear detonation test and becomes part Godzilla, part Hulk, part superman and time traveller finding himself in ancient China fighing monk warriors in the three kingdoms dynasty war. There he rescues beautiful Gong Li and whisks her back to the future only to find that the Monkey King hitched a ride there too to seek revenge on the Incredible Rambo. The monkey King and Rambo face off only to find they have uncontrollably travelled into the future finding themselves in an apocalyptic future where Zombies rule the earth. The Incredible Rambo and Monkey King make a temporary truce and together fend off the very agile Zombies (who are surprising good at Kung Fu). They then fight their way to the leader of the Zombies who turns out be the not so now beautiful Gong Li. A flash back shows that an abandoned Gong Li in an alien future was vulnerable to folks who took advantage of her pradicament including a Nuclear test leader. After much abuse and fustration, Gong Li mental strenght veers towards ultimate revenge and through several seductions, finds herself in control of the a destructive Nuclear bomb, presses a button wiped out all civilisations, turning most of them into super Zombies who she became leader of. Thats all I have read of Stallone's new script so far. Once he completes it, I'll post the rest of it. Somehow, I dont think this will be picked up by the execs going by this first draft.
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Rambo vs. the zombies would rock. Or, I could totally see Rambo in a SPEED or DIE HARD type situation.
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Kathleen Turner tells John Rambo she wants a divorce and half of everything he owns. Rambo guts her like a fish with his giant commando knife and buries her in the backyard. Fade to black.
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After years alone in the jungles, fighting villains and his own personal demons,...Rambo finally realizes the seed for his innate hostility...his own repressed homosexuality.
R is for Rambo is the story of one mans sexual awakening! Join Rambo as he explores in the wilds of S.E. Asia's Hottest Gay Bath houses and All male whore houses as he searches for the truth, and with luck finally gets to the bottom of his own true feelings, or at least to the bottom of someone. -
not bad ;)
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If not, put me down for that.
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John Rambo takes a job teaching deaf children the joys of living at an elite school for the deaf. Turns out, they are the only ones who can actually understand what Rambo is saying. Using his knowledge of survival knives, they build a time machine, kill Hitler and Stalin, stop 9/11, and the movie finishes with all of them doing a dance routine in the streets to the sounds of Wham's 'Wake me up before you go go'...
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There already WAS a genre-shifting Rambo, it was the kiddie cartoon show Force of Freedom! Can anyone explain to me just why the powers that be ever saw Rambo as a quality kids show?? Same damn thing happened with Toxic Avenger! Who?? Why??
Still, the shows rocked... too bad we don't get that type of balls anymore *sigh*
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It turns out, Rambo did it...in the study, the kitchen, the library, the attic, and the dining room...with the candlestick, the rope, the lead pipe, the monkeywrench, the gun, the gun, and the gun.
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And while we are on the subject of Stallone: The next Rocky should be set around the 2012 Olympics with Ivan Drago training the Russian team and Rocky training the American team.
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"Stay off my grass or I'll give you a war you won't believe.""Garden for something or die for nothing.""This street is a warzone. You're not changing anything.""There are more shrubs out there.. find em.. or I'll find you."
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Dyo Fel lucky? Ugh er, Wul dya, punk?
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That simply referencing another movie constitutes a joke. Hope you didnt bash Meet the SPartans.
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They just could'nt wait to come out with Gov Elliot Spitzer tee shirts (VIP Client no.9).Shit I'm gonna order me one.On a side note no more Rambo sequels, that last one was great and the ending went full circle with the supposed reunion between John and his Father and it was a good finale. Stallone, DON't DO IT!!
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This time, EVERYBODY is dead but John. He still has a party and surprisingly, it's the best of the season!
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I totally forgot about 'They Call Me Bruce' and 'They Still Call Me Bruce'! Nice one...
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Don't get me wrong I love Stallone and the last Rambo + Rocky films were a lot of fun (espically the great Rocky Balboa) but didn't Rambo kind of stiff at the box office? The last I looked it had only taken in about $40 million in the United States. Is there an audience for another Rambo film?
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Allow me to introduce myself. Ugh er, I am Count Rambula.
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Mar 12, 2008 10:11:37 AM CDT
rutgersjaffo...How could you forget about "They Call Me Bruce"
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and "They Still Call Me Bruce"?! "I can eat Sushi all day"
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It's laughs galore as John Rambo and his elderly father trek across the country in an RV, seeing the sights and reconnecting after so many years apart. Too bad dad can't hold his urine and his anus leaks, and ZOMG terrorists have hijacked the RV!! But they forgot one thing--Rambo. And his father's colostomy bag. Okay, so that's two things. HOliday Roo-oooa--aaad!
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Michael Bay creates a Rambo from the future that can transform into a machine gun, than back to roided out old man
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It would be the fifth installment of both franchises, so just call it "Five."
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Tango & Nash Meet Rambo! Stallone will play duel roles.
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I wonder how much last minute snipping the Brother Jew did to the best movie in the last five years? It was sad to see Rambo get trashed by hipper then thou critics with only enough backbone and balls to care that their hourly Starbucks is made exactly right. Any man that did not go ape shit while watching Rambo is banished to be a women. Sly deserves much more respect for caring about his life blood. Fucking todays action heores are too cool for there roles. Fucking Tobey Maguire crying about having to make another spiderman. OH I'm sorry you don't care about fans, or want to complain that you are better then the thing that made your name worth knowing. Its like Radiohead bitching about the song Creep.
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I wounldn't mind a Mr. Rambo goes to Washington as long as its like Melvin Gibson's and Homer's version.
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genre gender whatever.
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Featuring music by Slayer...and Air Supply.
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...the wrong impression. Mr. Stallone...if you read this talkback...everyone is just having a little fun. Make Rambo 5...and make it rock!
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Yes, it only made 42 million here, but it made another 50 million overseas. So while not an enormous success its made its money back, and I dvd sales will see a healthy profit.
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Like Rocky Balboa, Rambo decides do open a restaurant, where he serves the finest Vietnamese and Thai dishes in Bouse, Arizona
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Wonder killtorium
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"This is my sister! She is a prostitute! I'm going to kill her! BLAM No, really!"
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Isn't that a porno?
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He still kills lots of people but now you can't see what the fuck is going on. It will win an Oscar for best editing anyway.
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Nice ones!
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Rambo discovers a coke bottle in America, and goes on a pilgrimage across the country to collect bottles in a shopping cart. The modern day story of a Vietnam Veteran.
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Those replicants forgot one thing...Rambo.
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Rocky Dennis was a social outcast at school with a dermatological problem. After being befriended by an aging Rambo, and a couple weeks at a shooting range, things are looking up
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CHILD: "I think I have a tumor!"
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She's a MILF. She's divorced. She's psychotic with an itchy trigger finger. And now...she's in love.
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John Cusack stars as a gunshop manager who discovers a secret trap door...into the mind of RAMBO
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Vs Kramer.
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watch as Rambo struggles to stay one step ahead of the CIA, terrorists and M whilst trying to keep his desire for retribution over a Burmese whore's death in check.
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I agree that Rambo 5 will actually be a Death Wish remake. (1) Stallone has said (here at AICN in fact) that he will be remaking Death Wish, plus (2) he indicated that unlike Bronson's version, the main character will be a badass from the beginning. (3) Rambo 4 ended with him back in America. (3) Though Stallone said it would be genre bending, he mainly indicated that it won't be a war movie. Death Wish is definitely not a war movie, yet still in the capacity of the character.
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Mar 12, 2008 10:56:58 AM CDT
Rambo becomes a gay cowboy on a fishing trip.
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I think riding the Brokeback Mountain cash-cow would be a mistake. Stallone, rethink this.... or you know, make it ultra violent.
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Rambo is the new Col. Kurtz. Shia Lebeouf is sent to go "terminate with extreme prejudice".
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We made it, mother, we made it!
Mother? Mother?
Your mother wont be coming, Bambo.
um..50 years later..
you killed my mother, urghh die you fucks, URRRGHHHer DIE -
Opens letter..unfolds piece of paper..Abominable Snowcone for Being John Rambovich!
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'Your only suposed to blow his bloody head off!!!' Just discovered that my iPhone also auto caps Rambo. It knows the legend that is Rambo. Good call Apple.
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whatever it is make sure it has "Last Blood" in the title.
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Yippie-kay-yay mother fucker
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Walter your out of your element.
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LITTLE MISS RAMBO -- Rambo decides to enter the "Mr. Thailand" contest, but he's going to have drag along his whole dysfunctional mercenary family, rocket launchers and all.YO, JUNO -- That darn precocious teen is pregnant again, but this time she teams up with her long-lost Uncle Rambo to fly to the Far East and give birth there. Jungle-based hijinks ensue.NO COUNTRY FOR OLD RAMBO -- This time, Anton Chigur has met his match.
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Rambo takes a roadtrip across america and meets a lot of people and watches in distaste as several cultural phenomena presents theirself. He is an outsider, an outsider on a lawmnmover with mounted machineguns. In the end he saves a kid from some bad guys and adopts it. Next up is Rambo trying to deal with fatherhood. Ok, I have no idea....
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"you know there's more babysitters out there and you know where they are. find'em. or i'll find you."
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what.
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At the end of "Rambo", he's seen walking towards his father's farmhouse. His father? Chevy Chase!!! Hilarity ensues. CUE THE DEER!
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think about that!
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think about that
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Rambo 5: the Battle for Endor
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Batman, feeling that Robin is a bit of a pansy takes on a new side kick.
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Last!
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Killing across the 8th Dimension!
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I loved the last one, but the ending was so fitting I hope Sly won't spoil it with an unnecessary fifth episode. Should I remind you what happened the last time Sly tried to milk a franchise too much?
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...and he gets shit done!
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Rambo goes crazy from post-tramatic stress disorder and finds redemption in a mental institution full of loveable inmates who all put on goofy little plays satyrizing 80s action movies and make little handcrafts and imagine them coming to life and killing each other Happy Tree Friends style.
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Video: Enchanced Widescreen for 16x9 TV, COLOR
Language: English, French, Spanish
Subtitles: English, Spanish
Features
Both original theatrical feature and 130mn director's cut
Full-length audio commentary by Sylvester Stallone
Making Rambo featurette
Exclusive still galleries - over 460 images
10 Deleted scenes
8 added scenes
trailers and tv spots
date of release : May 27, 2008 -
Taste the salty pain
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foreclosing on the house he grew up in, just as he reconnects with his dad, who's more of a hippy than Michael Caine in children of men
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"It's not Rambo anymore, it eez Rambeau"
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Bet you anything.
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No matter who wins, we lose
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he's saving the green by shedding the red
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now he can go retire at the Crawford Ranch
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Make the documentary "Rambo: The Real Vietnam Vets" and have Sly interview the men and women that came home and into a different war.
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Rambo melts Talos down for ammo and f*cks those harpies seven ways from Sunday.
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Deeds Not Words Meets Bleeds and Hurts
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a buddy comedy where the stoic Rambo is teamed up with a wild and crazy african-american Martin Lawrence, and a mischevous but loveable little tyke, to go on a caper to find George Washington's missing golden toothbrush!
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Rambo drags Keanu into a phone booth and kicks him in the kidneys for a full 40min
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Santa Claus: Killed in Vietnam
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The US special forces sent a man they thought was John Rambo on a special mission. Now, only the real John Rambo can stop him, before laughter ensues and bladder control is lost
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Dead or alive, i´m your worst nightmare.
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he's a loveable redneck with a fancy for poo jokes
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I put the War in "Whore"
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Welcome to the 23rd Century, where overpopulation means that at age 30, Rambo's comin' ta get YOU
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oh wait that's Tony Jaa's epic baby elephant movie
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Good luck crucifying him. Coming this summer
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Kids are shooting up schools. Guns in the classrooms. How to stop it? Get a bigger gun
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If you don't bring out yer dead, HE will
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A Fish Called Rambo...
Rambo Hears a Who
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Dying never sounded so good! Dancing into your heart this summer
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he is unique and beautiful
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he shall never go hungry again!
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he's addicted....to killing
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Rambo is now an all American Hero,Rocky wants another shot at making money,the two guys meet in the ring and realise they're long lost twins,too late,as Rambo goes into pyscho mode and guts Rocky like a fish,just as Rockys fatal punch dislocates his brain.THE END.
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Dig up Phil Harris!!!!!
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ya big slurring lunk. The only good film you've ever been in is Copland (oh and the first Rocky. Shoulda stopped right there fella but nooo... had to make more didn't ya?) and that just took advantage of your acting 'style'. For all those wanting another Rambo movie that's more extreme than the last pile of poop, just get a video camera and film yourself hacking away at some left over cow's carcass with a big machete. It's the same thing. That ought to get that rampant male testosterone out of you. Go ahead, try it, then maybe we can watch some films with our brains in gear, instead of that waste of screen time.
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I already bought my ticket.
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Dolly teaches Rambo to sing for the vets, as he and Dolly join a USO troup visiting Iraq. Once there, John J finds where the WMD's are hidden and ass-kicking commences!
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and chew gum at the same time, that makes me feel smart. Metro is a freebie daily. It's not exactly the Times but it's not the National Enquirer either (ie they don't make stuff up) Though they do reveal that he was seen leaving a Beverly Hills plastic surgery clinic the other day - with accompanying frightening photo of plastic looking Sly. So anyway, this is a brief Q&A between them and Sly, published on the 6th of March to publicise the movie which only just came out here.. FINALLY! Long fucking wait.. The English quote about Rambo 5 is a perfect translation, they didn't skip any info. The previous questions are all the standard ones about the film. Though just before asking him about another Rambo sequel they do ask him if he's not a bit past-it now, and he says something interesting (and a little cryptic): "Because of undertakings I have made, I have to make a few more movies. But when it comes to acting there's actually not that much more I can do. Over the past years I've done almost all I can. So instead of repeating myself i prefer to direct and write." And then we get our Rambo 5 answer.. Maybe we're gonna see a Rambo do a Dr.Who and change form? But then again, Sly told us he never heard of Dr.Who, right? ;-)
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Alien vs Preditor vs Jason vs Freddy vs Michael Myers
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Rambo with a vengeance
Rambo Harder
Die Rambo -
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Mar 12, 2008 12:19:14 PM CDT
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward John Rambo
by roadrunnerxf
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...Chamber of Secrets...et all
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John runs out of HGH... and rips a guys neck off!!!
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The Bow, the Knife and the Headband
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Arthouse Rambo!
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No, that dosen't work!
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Rambo is the last human when the cyclons invade the twelve colonies. He decides to hide in the forests of Caprica when goes guerrilla mode on the toasters ass. Later he gets a ship and decides to look for Earth. After encountering other survivors and protecting their bitch asses, he discovers he is the last Cyclon and goes berserk on both cylon and humans. He arrives at Earth alone in the early 80's in a small town governed by a fat sheriff that looks like Brian Dennehey. Cool, ehm??
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I have to stop!!!!
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This time it's (more) war!
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Bring it!!!
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Rambo plays a romantic gigolo looking for love and sings Moon River!
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Pretty in Camo
Sixteen Flares
St. Rambo's Fire
Less Than Rambo -
the poor care and respect some veterans seem to get or the issues reintegrating back into society / dealing with their war past (which, frankly is why I think the first movie worked).
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John Rambo gets married and decides to start a family... actually two families. One in the house with a wife and two children and another as the leader of a Mob syndicate. After a few years he sees two ducks in his poll and doesnt feel the urge to kill them... he starts seeing a psychiatrist
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Make that LOTS of funerals!
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Rambo decides to join law enforcement and gets shoot on his first trasfering to Detroit. A big conglomerate named OCP decides to built him as a robot. Rambo lives again. "Nice shooting, son. Whats your name?" -"Rambo!"
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Starring Bill Cosby & Patrick Swayze
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Rambo discovers a time machine and travels back in time only to find himself stuck in a musical with Von Trapps and Nazis. World War II ends in mere days after Rambo blazes a path through the Nazis and anyone in his way. Europe is now called Ramboland.
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& Wake-up John Rambo
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A John Rambo Joint
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or Mo' Rambo Blues
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But he can decapitate, blow people up with explosive arrows, stick 'em with a big ass knife, grunt...
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...but were too afraid to ask!
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That man...dies!
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Who's on first?I don't know, but a better question is who's gonna live?
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& Before BloodRise
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I think the only other genre that this film could go into would be a straight up drama. I think Sly set it up perfectly at the end by having John J. return home. Heres what i want to happen.
I think Rambo5 could cover some very interesting points. Perhaps Rambo goes home and finds his elderly father on his death bed, but a complete a hole who pretty much disowns his son. Then Rambo goes out and searches for the only father he has ever know, Trautman. Rambo then discovers that Trautman has been dead for years, perhaps he died in the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon. So once again Rambo finds himself isolated in the world. One redeeming factor is Rambo sees first hand how the American perspective on soldiers has changed. He witnesses the respect and love the soldiers receive even though they are involved in a war that no one agrees with. Rambo could even witness the change in the view of the soldiers of Vietnam. How they are much more respected now then they were before.
It could just be a drama that completely wraps up Rambo's story. In the end he finds complete peace with himself and comes to love America again. Perhaps in his father's last few moments he finally accepts Rambo as well allowing Rambo to finally come full circle. The last scene of the movie could be Rambo working on his, now dead, father's ranch. He's fixing a post of the fence, when a sheriff stops in front of rambo. The sheriff nods his head at Rambo as he drives away and Rambo is left in peace...forever.Sly could also add a religious aspect to the film. Rambo tries to turn to religion to help him over come his past. Perhaps he could confess what he has done to a priest to try and find salvation.
f course Sly could also add some kick ass action into there as well and still keep many of these points. As to what Rambo could be fighting i have no clue. I would like it to stay in america, and the thought of terrorist attacking a town sounds to cliche but something like the KKK or some kind of gang could work.
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She's got a sex secret...so does Rambo!
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i think i get what he's saying - now its the gov'ts turn to chase down Rambo ...
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Wolverine Beserk style!
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I AM the manager!
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...John Rambo
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Mar 12, 2008 1:16:19 PM CDT
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the
by cedar_room
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Dead by Rambo
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from rambo III, just for old times' sake.
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"Some Like It Shot"
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Rambo punches a helicopter, and hilarity ensues.
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...or Nam.
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Rambo is the final Cylon.
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Show me the M-60!!!
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A small town sheriff dispenses justice...with a truck-mounted .50 caliber people-shredder
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Mar 12, 2008 1:29:51 PM CDT
Lord of the Guns: The Fellowship of the Rambo; The Two Rambos; T
by stone316
-Precious this you slimey mfer.
Nuff said! -
An authoress vacations in the lush jungles of the Amazon, hoping to be inspired. She didn't count on a wartorn veteran turning her world upside down and boning her like a fish over a kitchen counter
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Bastard! That's gold baby.
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Stallone as an outfitter who takes some yuppies on a canoe ride in the Ozarsks and runs into gay hillbillies who then get impregnated by the Alien Queen who then gets her ass whooped by the Predator who gets his ass whooped by Rambo. All the twenty-something yuppies die horrible deaths, but only after you've gotten to know them.
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I hope no one used that already - i did not read thru all of the previous posts, if so, my bad and I substitute Rambo Vs. Bat Mite
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had to mix it up a bit...
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Co-starring Rob Schneider Dirkitty Dirk dirk dirk
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Its his planet anyway... he just allows us to live in it...
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This is getting bad
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Seriously, play the PS1 classic Metal Gear Solid and tell me that having John Rambo instead of Solid Snake wouldn't just kick unholy anus?
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We can build him, better, stronger... deadlier. We have the technology
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Sylvester Stallone and Kathleen Turner (circa 1987) kick ass then have massive sex in this detective sex thriller
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A Fistful of Necks
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It's Rambo vs. Glenn Danzig in this aging-musclemen turned amigos war thriller. Black is his Misfits shirt! Coming this Fall
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oh wait...they already made that one!
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if you know what's good for you
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Theres violence in the soylent stuff
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Directed by John Woo, who says he has always wanted to do a musical
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starring Bender Bending Rodriguez
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Get your ass to 'Nam
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Thou shalt not think bad of John Rambo... or thou shalt have thy ass handed to you on a platter
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you know...it would make a billygoat puke.
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I can't believe nobody said that already!
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It will be--wait for it---HILarious
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Stallone finally nabs a best acting oscar!
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Rambo does Shakespeare
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He sweeded Demolition man and it doesnt suck w Mos Def as Wesley snipes
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A nuclear acident makes Rambo change from a human killing machine to an enourmous lizard monster killing machine
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starring CGI Cary Grant
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None of your damn business
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and the sequel, In Like Rambo
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aka CERK
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Rosebloooooood!!!!!!!
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RINO!!! RINO!!! RINO!!!
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Mar 12, 2008 1:56:25 PM CDT
Dr. Strangeblood: or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love
by haggisboy
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Awww, hail nawwww!!!
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Take the blue pill or take the red pill.
- How about the armour-piercing bullet! -
"Jooooooooohn!"
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The Only Scarlett He knows is Blooooood!!!!
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And he kills 'em both!
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ok, that was a bad one
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I am Iron Rambo... na na na na na nananananana na na na
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brought to you by Box Network
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Y'know, they tried to clone him but something went wrong.
Hey, if this isn't genre shifting!? SciFi, Comedy, Romance, Porn! What else do you want!? -
Starring John "Crocket" Rambo and Ricardo "Tubbs" Trautman
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I can smell the blood in the air tonight...oh lord
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Fuck Fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck Holy Shit Silent Bob you just got capped by Rambo you tubby Bitch
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directed by John the carpenter
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You know, kill people.
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Rambo gets God's powers... and doesnt give them back
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Reds as in Commies.
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Brown people better hide ... AGAIN.
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Damn You Michael Bay
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was actually a very sweet dream
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He will slash you to pieces
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All Rambo wanted was some peace. But when they stole his Twinkies, all hell breaks loose. Starring Shia LeBeouf as the moron who steals Twinkies.
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Mar 12, 2008 2:11:46 PM CDT
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to First Blood
by shut the fuck up donny
You know...a musical!
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including cameos by Peter Weller, John Lithgow and Jeff Goldblum!
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Spontaneous icing befalls the Earth.
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"Do we win this time?"
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Mar 12, 2008 2:14:22 PM CDT
BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY (AND KILLIN' BY SEPTEMBER)
by bringingsexyback
Soundtrack by Drowning Pool.
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by Kenneth Branagh
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Rambo, now a small-town sherrif, goes up against corrupt cops...oh, wait...
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Where's Kumar you ask? He's brown. That's all I got to say about that.
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complete CGI
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You must remember this, a kill is just a kill, a sigh is your last sigh
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Even in death he kills.
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Be original and think
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Holy hell.
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huh?
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Yeah, you tell him he's Muslim. See ya in the next life.
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Did I miss it? Did someone already do that one?
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but we've reached 800 posts so there may be the possibility that I've overread it...
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just a few moments ago
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Rambo killed everybody.
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Size Doesn't Matter!
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We humored you with the last movie and granted, it brought the goods but enough already. Get to work on Demolition Man 2: Demolisher.
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'nuff said
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Heads will roll.
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....give us Rhinestone 2 (Electric Boogaloo)
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Get it? Rambo kills all the vegetable characters and makes a salad! Nevermind.
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Mar 12, 2008 2:34:20 PM CDT
I think that after the failure of Rambo 4: No one give a shit
by proman1984
Stallone just wants another job.
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Sweet Little Indian girls aspiring to wear headbands & slur like our devilishly handsome hero!!!
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No one cared about Rambo.
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Rambo failed at the domestic box office because they released it in January. WTF? August would have netted them twice the box office, and the same cannot be said for just any old action film.
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The story of a boy brought up in a Chinese opera dance troupe. How he longs to kill instead of pirouettes.
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I could do this all day.
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Famous Dead Kennedy's song come to life in this harrowing tale of deception, love, greed, & finding the perfect red nose.
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hmmm.....
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But I wasn't about to pay 10 bucks to see it in the theater.
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i dont even have to read the posts to laugh my ass off
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Yeah, it's been one hell of a ride!
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Her Majesty's Secret Rambo
Rambopussy-hmmm
Dr. Rambo
Casino Rambo
Imagine what goes with the line "Shaken not stirred" and Rambo rips off the head of the bartender and Rambo's tux has the sleeves cut off and a black bandana matching the Tux. Shit I want credit for this idea. This is a Christmas gift.
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Rambo's been boning the new mom in town, but when the daughter starts having nightmares, it's up to bandana man to pwn Freddy.
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Rambo enters an underground dance tournament and faces his biggest challenge yet....his two left feet!! And this time the mind is not the best weapon....It's the beats that are doing all the killin' but with the help of a young mexican waitress who has dreams of dance stardom perhaps rambo will find his groove....and she will find his heart.
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Rambo relocates to NYC & tries to sophisticate himself with his ivy league graduate sisters. Non-stop dialogue - Directed by Woody Allen
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Those Bogeymen will never know what hit 'em!
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Rambo deals with being pierced on the right side & not the left.
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just throwing my hat in there....
i could see the next rambo being similar to van damme's "nowhere to run" flick, on HGH. he obviously went home at the end of the last film... so his family's farm is being threatened by land developers... and when they take it too far... rambo gotta kill some fuckers. lots of fuckers. yeah.... -
Think Devil's Rejects, toned down, with Rambo as the Forsythe character... could work.
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Rambo & his hijinx throughout lower Manhattan.
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With you-know-who. It's on now!
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2 G.I's deep in the bush. as it were...
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Rambo's wife turns lesbo & he tries to win her back. Or does he try to win his wife's new lover?..Sizziling!!!!!!
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Rambo hits on five chicks.
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Ram's a bounty hunter in space looking to make a few Mulons (outer space currency) just for his next meal. But he embarks on a crew of freaks that will take him for a ride!!!
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After seeing a character based on him win Contra:2010, Rambo decides to give up his lucrative job as a motivational trainer ("don't forget the HGH!") and goes back into the jungle to deal some more death
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Frankie and Johnny compete for Annette. Johhny eventually kills Frankie.
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Rambo is a manager for some rap artists who borrows money from villain Jay in order to make ends meet. But Rambo can't pay back the loan. What will he do???
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Rambo and Riddick team up and kick some bounty hunter ass.
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Tired of being put down by "the man" Rambo studies Hooked on Phonics & gives rallies & speeches to motivate his fellow dum-dums.
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On his way back to America, Rambo's plane crashes on a mysterious island where he meets survivors of a plane crash and other mysterious people.
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Since they are having problems making King Conan
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Rambo's a gumshoe looking for "The stuff dreams are made of …"
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Swedish: Rambo Långstrump
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His Killing is bigger than your Killing
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I really wanted to post that one. Too late!
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Exhausted and disillusioned, a medieval Rambo makes the journey home after years of combat in the Crusades only to play a game of Connect Four with Death.
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Rambo meets author Joan Wilder in the South America jungle, and beats her to a bloody pulp and steals her story idea.
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Laughter and Blood are the funniest Weapon in the war on terror
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Hell yes! Rambo was responsible for the extinction of Dinosaurs!
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The movie is done in Bollywood for 1/3 the cost.
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Great Scott! Rambo in time jumping adventures
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Rambo clones himself and starts a war for oil in Iraq.
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Porn star Rambo is interruped mid coitus and makes those interlopers pay.
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The Ramster runs into a group of New Yorkers who love getting into carnal mele & NOT following the rules! Will Rambo give in to forbidden pleasures? Stay Tuned.....
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The Incredibles battle evil with John Rambo
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Bring Hulk Hogan into the picture and have them team up brother! Whatcha gonna do, when John Rambo runs wild over you!
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He's the first last and only line of defense agains the worst scum of the universe.
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You thought the plot of Rambo didn't make much sense before - look out!
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He's tired of those ****** snakes.
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The story of Eliot Spitzer, who after resigning goes mercenary and gets assistance from Rambo.
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Rambo grows up black & poor & later develops "The Optigrab." He makes millions & blows it on his own personal disco dancers. Will he surrive???
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Saigon is about to E X P L O D E -
See this movie practically writes itself because now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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John's ancestor eviscerates mammoths and terminates rival tribes with extreme prejudice. And a fucking big knife.
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Move over Vin Diesel go back to making Disney Comedies
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Rambo takes both pills, goes apeshit, and fucks up the machines both in the real world and the virtual world at the same time.
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Rambo returns to teach at a school in Brooklyn NY where he must contend with wacky but good hearted students.
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I could picture Rambo posting up on a 50 cal and laying waste to every rice rocket that drives by!
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Ben Burtt as John's grunts.
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Ill give them a war they wouldn't believe
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why not
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Sha la la laaaaaa!
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In this beloved musical, Ram the Milkman wants the best for his daughters, but as the times change, so does his country. How will he cope. ****Ram choreographed all the dance numbers in this film!
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Search your hearts. You know it to be true. Rambo = Jacob.
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I want you to shoot me as hard as you can
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Geese love ganders, but everyone likes Ned Flanders - except Rambo!
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I got a lot of these thats what u do when u aint got a job
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That Vietnam Bastard
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A wartorn Vietnam vet journeys to the land of Oz, where he meets many mystical, wondrous creatures...and murders them with a truck-mounted .50 cal machine gun.
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Rambo sees Rocky on TV and says, "Is that my twin?"
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"John Rambo - Child Counselor". Throw in Gay Vito Jr. and you have your next HBO hit.
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*insert steroids arrest joke here*
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A dance movie like no other. Rambo makes kids dance by shooting at their feet.
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"I am Chun !"
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Rambo as a consultant to help track down a mass murderer.
Come on, you know it's friggin' brilliant. I'll be here all week. -
Directed by Mel Gibson and spoken entirely in Aramaic
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Rambo is gonna make those Borg motherfuckers pay! We already know they can't stand up to tommy guns wielded by Jean Luc Picard, think of what Rambo will do those bastards!
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You heard it here folks ! Rambo pissses on the enemy !
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Puny Rambo!
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Like someone else said, Rambo vs. Zombies would pretty much be the tits. And the ass...
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Silly bitch your weapons cannot harm me don't you know who in the fuck I AM!?
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There you go.
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You can tell by the way i use my gun I'm a Rambo man, no time for fun.
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Rambo is the soul survivor in NYC where everyone else is bad CG zombies.
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The life of an enigmatic bad-ass told through flashbacks by those lucky enough to survive encountering him.
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Forget Blade, Rambo would launch an all out assault on those bloodsuckers and reduce Transylvania to rubble.
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Rambo fights his addiction to HGH.
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Oh shit, Rambo is gonna ctrl-alt-delete your ass.
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... No? All right.
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...or .. Roger Rambo?
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Rambo is the one to confront pedophiles instead of Chris Hansen. Points his giant knife (or machete) at the perv and says, "Why don't you take a seat".
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Rambo moves in with that guy who thinks he's funny.
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A quirky, French romantic comedy about a Vietnam vet trying to improve the lives of his neighbors...by killing them.
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A spoof where he takes on and PWNTs all other action heroes... hilarious hijinks ensue.
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BEHAAAAVE YOURSELVES!!!
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"Mr. Rambo, please approach the bench, I can't understand a word you're saying"
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WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH CD CASES?
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"Awww not claymores again!"
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Rambo gets a new wacky roomate named Balki.
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What's Judge Reinhold doing these days anyway?
doo doo dododododo doo doo dododododo dododo dodododo doo dooo -
"That Rambo smile of his..."
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Rambo and Cybil Sheperd open a detective agency.
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You still have no chance to survive, make your time.
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Rambo takes a time machine to the Nazi war crime trials and delivers his own brand of justice.
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I didn't mean Sly, I meant you TBers and these dry jokes.
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He's not too old for this shit.
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"Khannnnnnnnn" I mean "Adriennnnnnnne" I mean uh
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Sly Stallone playing the cross-dressing lead Sybil, who has multiple personalities - Rocky Balboa, John Rambo, Freddy Heflin, Judge Dredd, John Spartan, Gabe Walker, and of course Sybil.
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A screwball comedy prequel to First Blood chronicling the zany courtship between Rambo's parents.
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Could it work? I dunno, it might!
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"STELLAAAAAA!!!"
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Rambo opens up a pub in Boston and there's a lot of wacky customers.
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Go back to where it all began for Sly where he bares all.
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Be Kind, Rewind (or Rambo will slit your fucking head off)
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teh drama
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Rambo beats up JJ Abrahms for doing such a shitty movie.
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Rambo beats up Ed Harris.
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or should it retain the alliteration? "Rambo Reams Reno" or something?
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Rambo gets involved with a blood drive after he falls for a cute nurse, he 'persuades' folk to donate a pint of blood and hands out the cookies while she sticks in the needle, until one night a vampire donates his blood and the town is overrun by vamps.
Seriously though, would be good to have another, interesting to see what he comes up with, have seen the new one twice now, little short but very enjoyable. -
Starring Michael McKean as Leonard Kosnowski and Sylvester Stallone as Andrew Squigman. Chronicling the meteoric rise and fall of legendary pre-punk band Lenny and the Squigtones, Stallone returns to his musical roots (Staying Alive, Rhinestone). Do it, Sly! So it!
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I mispell! I sorry!
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Rambo shows Juno a good time.
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Rambo beats up Apatow for some crappy movies he did.
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...Something about this before. I think he actually said what kind of film it was going to be in one of those questionare things hes done for this site.
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...Then when the entire thread becomes people who lack any humour or creativity at all just throwing up titles they think will be funny. "Juno Vs. Rambo"? "Knocked Up...RAMBO STYLE!"? Holy shit. Your a genius. The government isn't spreading AIDS fast enough.
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A psycho-thriller in which we discover that Rambo actually died in Vietnam and all the previous films were just illusions allowing him to work through his personal demons before his soul could find peace.
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Its this year's 'Little Miss Rambo'
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Cause Tourist doesn't have a sense of humor.
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I've got nothing.
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Isn't that what all retired people do? He stands alone on the entrance mat beside the buggies mumbling "Don't push it, don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go, let it go.......". How 'bout that for a genre change?
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Yeah. A big one.
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Rambo gets invited to a mansion where he meets a group of people named after board game characters.
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and Cheney, Rummy, and their whole evil alien society.
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AICN talkbackers. You crazy muthafu&&$!!**ers!
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"From now on, I am your mother AND your father"
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I am amusing myself at least
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Go ahead; count.
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Mar 12, 2008 4:49:29 PM CDT
Rambo: Master and Commander: The Far Side Of The World
by thunderbolt ross
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"You certainly have a way with guns, Rambo. No wonder you're a killa."
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Prequels are in order, people
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A Trautman Joint
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That's the circus movie genre, btw
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Who will play Rambo's "Q"?
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What an annoying brat
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This is bat country.
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With Bruce Willis as the voice of Rambo.
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... Rambo.
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He'll come back to the states and is sent to prison and fucks up a bunch of gang bangers in the joint.
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...with Hulk Hogan as the Baddie!
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Where he acts in some cheesy 80's get rich comedy!
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Rambo is hired to be a janitor at Columbine High School. Two students attempt a mass shooting, they have everything planned out. But they forget to plan for one thing: RAMBO!!
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I am McLovin
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...with Leonard Nimoy as the Persian God!
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Now that's a fucking Bodyguard
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Ethan Hunt must hunt down John Rambo.
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THank You HGH
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Move over Bill Murray the Gopher is mine
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David Beckham co-stars
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Rambo raises a man-eating plant. that's my contribution...fare thee well, TB hijackers!
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...with Jennifer Aniston as The Big Indian
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sacrilegious stuff...
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even more sacrilegious...
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Rambo will take the FELLOWSHIP TO MOUNT DOOM YOU BET YOUR ASS!
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...with Cheech Marin as the Scarlet Witch
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...with Sid James, and some tits
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Mr. Rambo said he would buy the flowers himself.
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Rambo Hunts down Bourne and well, you know.
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In a World... Thats totally underwater.....
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...the Disney Years
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It was supposed to stop the rain from getting in. But it didn't stop the seed from coming out.....
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It was supposed to stop the rain from getting in. But it didn't stop the seed from coming out.....
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Does this mean another sly Q and A?
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"A Yankee doodle do or DIE!"
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Billy May's: "You don't a cabinet full of cleaners!!!! Kaaaaboom!
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...he's my Hero. Oh-Oh-Oh...
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Rambos
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Rambo, Billy Jack and hippies teaming up would be awesome. And by teaming up, I mean it would be awesome if Rambo killed Billy Jack, massacred hippies, and then shot Cindy Sheehan in the head. It would be awesome, you know.
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Admit it, this would make it a killer movie
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"Klaatu, Barada, Ramb-o."
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Music By Philip Glass...
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E.T. crash lands in Burma and Rambo has to rescue his ASS!
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"I shoot your town up! I shoot it up!"
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Mar 12, 2008 6:33:17 PM CDT
Rambo: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious N
by cedar_room
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"Open Channel D!"
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Count Dooku Clones Rambo and makes a giant Rambo army.
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That one HAS to have been done already!
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Starring Julia Roberts.
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hindu accent "Where is Number Johnny 5 Rambo?"
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Rambo does the dishes man!
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There's gotta be a few
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Rambo does BMX tricks like wheelies & tabletop jumps!
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...someone had to have done How Rambo Got His Groove Back before I did
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In this fine installment, Rambo shreds daily to the mall to get girls 7 chili fries.
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Rambo falls for the wrong girl as usual. He tightens his headband tighter too.
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AMANDA BYNES!!!
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Rambo defends a donkey high on cocaine while at a party for his best friend. Will he live? You Betcha!!!
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Rambo try to love his county again. So I guess Rambo vs terrorists?
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Ram likes Reese's Pieces, making phone calls, & is semi-scared of Master Yoda. Plus he's kinda in town for a little while...
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More hijinx from the Lucas camp!!
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Mollor Ram & Rambo fight for who gets to keep the name Ram. Plus his personal driver is too young to havea license.!!!
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Rambo decides to beat Rerun to a bloody pulp. Anthony Anderson as Rerun.
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Rambo & Whoopi get chased for a misunderstanding. Who would of thought?
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Machines come alive ala Ramboformers
and make a mess out of the day. Will Rambo reach for an Advil, or will he stop the maddness??? -
Lead them to light Rambo-Ann!!!
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Mar 12, 2008 7:10:30 PM CDT
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Exploded By Rambo
by cedar_room
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Ram wear purple & talks about the forbidden - doves, corvettes,& Going Crazy!!!!
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"DUH BITCH IZ DED" "MY AMUR IZ ALL GONE YOU STWIPPED IT FRUM ME"
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Dude, you aren't even trying anymore...
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Rambo goes swimming in the East River & finds a blonde fish. Will he gut it or love it???
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Mar 12, 2008 7:14:46 PM CDT
The Incredibly Strange Rambos Who Stopped Living and Became Mixe
by prossor
RAAAAAAAAAMBO! You feelthy RAMBO! GET YOUR RAMBOS HERE! GET YOUR RAMBOS HERE!You wish your Rambos told?
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EL PASO'S UH WUHZONE! ThE RaMbO DoEs NoT ApPrOvE
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There was no Rambo.
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Rambo finds a hound & feeds it Vietnamese mud.
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SUPERRAMBO!!!
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POOPIE SUIT POOPIEE POOOOOOPIEE!!!!!
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VAAANCE! VAAAAAAAANCE!
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Ram goes out for a sandwich & his date starts getting the wrong ideas.
Will he buy the Pastrami? -
To The Waters Of The Great Sea Rambo
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RAAMBO! rambo. RAAAMBO! rambo. RAAAMBO! rambo.
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we're going out legit. mmm frog legs.
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Rambo & Lando C. try to control The City Of Bespin while in some serious threads. Will Lobot be down?
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Rambo you're the goofiest Rambo on Mars. RAMBO KILLED IN VIETNAM.
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Rambo addicted to carrots throughout the entire film. Will he drop the habit?
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The world shall here from my mullet again. DUUUHHH DUHDUHDUDHDUDH
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Rambo speaks about being stuck in room with 4 old hags. Will he dye his hair white or start taking fiber too?
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Rambo mimicking Arnie "TO CWUZH YA ENEMEZ, TO SEE DUM DWIVUN BEFOH YU, UN TO HE DUH LUMENTAZHUNS UV DUH WUMUN
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CARPET MONSTER FTW
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progres. flag on the moon. howd it get there?
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Will Rambo get that $5000. or Bankrupt?
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*ahem*
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Rambo constantly beaks the microphone due to the strength in his hands.
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Better watch out you might land on the Rammy!!!
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Rambo hooks people up for love. Be back in 2 & 2!!!
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Rambo & Screech are At Bayside High School trying to stay awake. And out of Trouble!!!
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Rambo learns to drive a talking Black Car. Rambo tears up the upholstery thinking he's got a hitch hiker.
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Rambo & brother Ramigi try to save some princess from the Evil clutches of Koopa. Will he find the right castle? Does he even know what a castle is?
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Ram kinda loses it & starts killing random New Yorkers. Will he find a hobby or continue the spree?
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In this lesser know title, Rambo plays power hungry Rambo Blanco from the Bronx.
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Rambo returns from University to find his pals are all addicted to whippets. Will he get through to them?
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Rambo & friends embark on a mission to find the last of the water on Earth. No prob except 1 thing - they have to do it on Rollerblades!
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Impressive.
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Rambo is a student in University & has to deal with his 4 roommates - a hippie, a very punk rocker - a seriously cool guy - and an anti Thatcher activist who listens to Cliff Richards consistently!!
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Rambo and his band of mercenaries must help out some poor people in Mexico.
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Ram scores a sweet job as a mechanic & fixes corvettes. Think he might take them for a spin without telling the boss? I'm not telling!!!
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Ram puts on a tan & a few pounds for this one. Ram works with 3 big fellas at a hospital & learns how to make words rhyme. Will he earn the respect of the Hospital?
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Beat the shit out of El Guapo.
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Rambo plays Al Rambo who works in a women's shoe store & tries to deal with a life he unfortunately created because he forgot to pull out.
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Rambo hijacks a NYC subway train with some unidentified pranksters. Will he & his comrads escape with the dough?
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THERE'S LOVE AT THE END OF THE RAIMBOW.
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Rambo coaches a little league baseball team consisting of kids with various problems including - obesity, smoking, ADD, phobias, & not being able to speak English. Will his team win the Championship?
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Exciting adventure with movie tie-in Snow Covered Rambo Action Figure(Accessories sold seperately.)!
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Rambo is a cop undercover at a high school to fit in & bust criminals. Will They believe he stayed back once?
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Zombie Rambos from beneath the sea wreak havoc.
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Rambo plays "The Rambo" from an all American family. He always does the right thing from good talks with his big brother Wally. Or does he???
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Rambo plays a sibling robot to brother Jamie. Rambo's batteries never stop, but will Jamie put a stop to that?
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In this high budget feature, Rambo plays Chaka Rambo, from the species only know as the Pakoony. He believes everything is magic (ooganda)& won't leave a family of 3 alone as they try to figure out how to get way from him.
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Errol Morris documentary interviews John Rambo about his controversial decisions.
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Antics of John Rambo and his chiva-addicted pals.
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Years ago I had an idea about a John McClane film that had him dealing with the mental toll of the first and second films. Not an action movie, but a character study. It would have totally sucked. Just as non-war Rambo would.
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nc-17 at least
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Rambo confronts racist stereotypes in the media.
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The next movie will have no action at all. It will be about Rambo coming home and trying to adjust to living a normal life back on the farm with his family. He's going to be so fucked up in the head though, from all the wars and killing, that he's going to have a hard time trying to adjust and connect with his family. Then on the flipside, his family is having just as rough a time because the ones old enough to know him only remember the kid who left years ago to fight in Vietnam and the man in front of them now is a total stranger.
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had Rambo IV set in America anyway. John is back, has a new life, then it's screwed up again, and Rambo emerges again.
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a drama about what happens to America after we go to war with rambo
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As we know in Pt2 "The Wrath Of Ram", Rambo dies & is shuttled off in a coffin to some foreign planet. "The Search" pick up where the gang left off. Will they find our red-headbanded pointy eared hero???
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Rambo shows a little leg in this comedy about winning The Tour De France. Does Rambo know not to bunnyhop over ALL the hydrants?
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OK, how 'bout "Rambo's Gotta Have It?" "Rambo The Right Thing?" "Rambo Got Game?" "Rambo X?" Maybe I should go home now.
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A paleontologist & husband discover a baby brontosaurus in Africa(played by Rambo), & try to protect him from poachers.
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Rambo dyes his hair white & plays good luck dragon Falcor. Will his buddy Atreyu give some little girl a name or will the world be erased? Rambo & Limahl provide the soundtrack.
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Rambocrantz & Guildenstallone Are Dead
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I don't dare to even try because my contribution may be a duplicate. But this is almost as fun as the INDIANA JONES AND THE CONFUSING BINGO CARD thread(s).
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Or Rambo VS Predator . Either way, it has to have aliens in it.
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...yes it's porn....
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suck it bitches!
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I think the character could really benefit from a lightening up in tone. Less ripping people's throats out with his bare hands and more slapstick humour...
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Or how I learnt to stop worrying and love Rambo
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"Have a seat...right over there. Do you know who I am? I'm John Rambo." "You mean you didn't say this?....Funstick 69: I want to 'bleep' your love gun you hot piece of young 'bleep'."
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Holla!
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Mar 12, 2008 11:04:47 PM CDT
The Great Rambo Caper- with Muppets.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Burnin', burnin' Burmese inferno!
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Morgan Freeman leads a team of micronauts on a mission to a massive John Rambo floating in space and discover a mysterious world in his trousers.
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Rambo holds a camp where kids can learn how to fire flaming arrows.
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Mar 12, 2008 11:07:49 PM CDT
Uwe Bolls Rambo. Adapted from the C64 game.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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"My top 5 kills of ALL TIME, in chronological order, are as follows..."
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Yo Akira!
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"Ok, so....she's a gook"
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Neo Tokyo is about to explode!
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Mar 12, 2008 11:10:27 PM CDT
Rambo V: The Bridges of Madison County.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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The perfect killing machine is now ... a machine.
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Mar 12, 2008 11:13:13 PM CDT
The Santa Clause 4: Rambo comes to town.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Look under the table in The Last Supper. Yep, it's Rambo!
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John Rambo tames the West.
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Mar 12, 2008 11:17:29 PM CDT
The Assassination of John Rambo by the coward
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
Cl Trautman.
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"Right turn, Colonel"
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Africa wishes Rambo would stay in Asia.
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An aging Rambo returns to his native Sweden where he is haunted by surreal dreams and memories of his repressed childhood.
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BLOODY WEDNESDAY BLOODY THURSDAY BLOODY FRIDAY BLOODY SATURDAY PART I
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The environment is f#$ked
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Killing's as easy as making a banana cream pie.
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Spoiler: Thou shalt not kill is not one of them.
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John Rambo and Dieter Dengler join forces to rescue John McCain from His Bad Self.
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Turn-ons: Smell of Napalm in the morning. Turn-offs: The Horror... The Horror...
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whiney teens, I'm coming for you...
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Dr. McKillYah
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Teradactyle, Ice Spider, Man-squito, Grape Ape, etc....
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Mar 12, 2008 11:54:06 PM CDT
Rambo: The Assassination of Richard Nixon.
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
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Sly's beating a dead horse. This last abomination cannot be redeemed w/ a Part 5.
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Sly Stallone will star as a over-stressed cop son while his mother John Rambo comes to visit, some interesting things happen.
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Rambo must save the world from the geothermal nucleus by the evil Cher-wig wearing badguy and get the lovely princess as a parting gift.
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TIME FOR GO TO BED.
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The SAMPO is reciding in Vietnam where RAMBO must get it, but only through hard labor of log-surfing and snake-farming will the witch allow Rambo to see the sun again! WHO VIL HELP US NAO.
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Rambo arrives on supersonic talking speed-cycle to desolate post-apocalypse world to help against the VERY BAD MOTHERS. VERY BAD MOTHERS. VERY BAD MOTHERS (and the bad fathers that like them, tonight on Oprah)
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Rambo won an essay writing contest but his family is falling apart so he resorts to joining a crime family until he's in a spiral of darkness he cant control... until he realizes his SAS combat and survival training and kills everyone around him.
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Rimbell must stop John Saxon (but he blurs out a third in the movie) and the evil Martin Balsam frmo exporting coke. Uses baby oil with hooker. MY MY MY MY RIMBELL! RIMBELL.
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Rambo must help his decapitated girlfriend get a new head so he walks around seedy nightclubs to find a suitable subject. Features M16's
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Rambo gets harassed by another Kojak with a Kodak in another small town.
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By Bill "Shakes" Shakespere.
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And women!
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Rambo destroys Tokyo
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Yay!
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Crom! I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that when you're pushed, killing is as easy as breathing.
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The first rule of Rambo Club is you don't talk about Rambo Club! The second rule of Rambo Club is that killing is as easy as breathing!
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Rambo's spirit falls in love with a sassy English woman.
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You think it's Jimmy Stewart, but in the end it was really John Wayne.
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I'm the Goddamn paterfamilias!
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John Rambo, in need of extra cash, poses as a substitute teacher at an upscale private school. He teaches the children how to kill.
"The first lesson of the day is this: when you're pushed, killing is as easy as breathing." -
Captain Pete steals Rambo's girl. He responds by ripping his throat out in front of her.
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A remake of the classic Sturges black comedy. This time, he succeeds in murdering his wife.
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By the Coward Shia LaBeouf. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!!
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He'll finally get that Oscar.
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An M-60! An M-60! My kingdom for an M-60!
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oleg wins
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Rambo loose his hairpiece.
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But Rambo Killed Them.
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It's a soul searching movie about him trying to walk across america, sort of like that Lynch movie with the tractor but with Rambo, and a big knife.
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"But I did'nt do anything!"
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Now, I would pay to see that. I mean we already got Terminator vs Predator. And Sergeant Roger Murtaugh vs Predator. Why not Rambo ?
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How about THE PROMISES OF GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT TO AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IF SOMEONE THAT KNOWS YOU FINDS OUT YOUR POSTED SOMETHING THIS IGNORANT!?
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...with Henry Winkler as Cheetah
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Rambo comes home and spends time in a nutward at a rundown VA hospital. A depressing EMO drama.
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"The Legend of Nigger Charley" is a movie starring Fred Williamson. You have really lived up to your handle: ugh.
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Let's say for argument's sake Rambo returns to his dad farm. Upon his return he meets up with his half brother from a new marriage. He learns right as he steps foot on the farm that his neice is lost in the mountains and has not been seen for days. Rambo sets out on an adventure to find her. Along the way he learns that his half brother may be the most evil man he has ever encountered.
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It tells the story of three young student filmmakers who get lost in the woods of Burma while filming a documentary about the local legend.
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That sounds pretty good to me.
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don't have anything to do with the alleged genre change. (I've been guilty of this myself) You can replace words in titles with "Rambo" till the cows come home, but ultimately, who suffers? I do.
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"we all" and "America" ... errrr really
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Rambo kills, skins and eats Baloo.
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... I got nothing.
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Honey, I Blew Up the Kid . . . along with the Entire Burmese Army
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To save the family farm. They'll use WETA to digitally cast Jimmy Stewart in a suprise cameo as Rambo's grampa.
It'll be Rambo in a 3 piece suit and red bandanna telling Congress that we need to get off our dependency on foreign energy. Then he'll go to Alaska and dig for oil with his bare hands.
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hilarity ensues as the pint-sized detectives deal with crimes that are often "too small" for the police to handle.
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Mar 13, 2008 8:58:36 AM CDT
John Rambo stars in Ernest Hemingway’s classic
by themanwithtoomanynames
A Farewell to Arms . . . Legs, heads and Torsos — All Thanks to a .50 Cal Machine gun
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Exciting!
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but when I pictured them in my head the funniest was 'The Incredible Shrinking Rambo'. Anyway I'm guessing the movie he's talking about would be a straight drama about John Ramboo trying to assimilate back into a somewhat normal American life. I think the final scene pretty much pointed to him making an attempt at that.
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...for a group of mentally challenged teenagers from the ghetto. But in the end, he finds that he learned more from them than they learned from him. Soundtrack by Rihanna, DMX, and Ludacris.
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Thank God for CGI, right???
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Sly with sideburns and a tassel-y jump suit.
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Rambo is living peacefully on his family ranch in Arizona until murdering drug runners from the nearby Mexican border cause him to get back into action. He pursues the killers to the border, where he comes across a Border Patrol camp engaged in hostile fire. Armed with the plethora of Border Patrol weapons at his disposal(machine guns, helis, boats, jeeps, etc.) he'll finish them all off, making any illegal think twice about crossing the border again.
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Mar 13, 2008 10:03:11 AM CDT
The Assassination of Rambo by the Coward Son of Rambow
by cherryvalance
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Re-assimilating is, indeed, a bitch.
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Sly and Woody - together again!
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John Rambo is the real talent in a newly formed action hero singing group with friends John McClane and the Terminator. When Rambo starts missing rehearsals he is abruptly replaced by Jason Bourne in a showstopping musical number. The new version of the Dreamrambos under the guidance of their manager Red Sonja go on to great success while Rambo struggles as a single dad. But Rambo makes a triumphant return to the spotlight when McClane learns that the Dreamrambos newest hit was stolen out from under Rambo who was trying to make a comeback. McClane brings Rambo out to sing at the Dreamrambos final reunion concert where Red Sonja discovers she's the mother of a Rambino.
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And he's all out of chewing gum.
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EVERY season is a season in hell!
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Rambo helps a strugglin football team blow up some folks for the fuck of it. Also, they win a game at the end. (sorry about the spoiler)
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The twist is there's only one law. It is to fuck shit up. For Jesus, mind.
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Rambo goes to the city and kills those slutty horsefaces
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Rambo V not being a war-movie, doesn't mean its not an action-movie! Hell. Even First Blood wasn't a war-movie. And thats an Rambo-Flick if I remember correctly. So stop complainig.
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A political thriller...to say the least.
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Where Rambo must bicycle the 35mm prints of a movie across the dreaded DMZ.
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After moving back to the states and attempting to re-assimilate, Rambo finds that he is incredibly inept socially. After attempts to meet women at bars go awry, and party lines, personal ads, and chatrooms are fruitless...Rambo walks over to the nearest barn and releases his pent up sexual frustration by busting his nut in some chicken butts.
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Bob Johnson - "The sheriff is an UGH"
Town Local - What did he say?
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"Saladin...I'm comin' to get yooooouuu."
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A wacky, action-packed musical for the whole family.
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ugh.
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ugh.
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ugh.
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I a winnr!
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I make funny!
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Choose death, choose a red bandana, choose a big fucking knife and wonder who are u going to carve next... and the reasons?? There are no reasons when u are Rambo!
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An intimate look at the creation of the Rambo mullet through the ages
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Not for kids
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John rambo joins a skiffle group and goes on tour with the cast from A Mighty Wind
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most violent sex EVER!
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join Rambo as he discovers the evil that lurks behind the Voodoo religion, and the destruction it can cause to the human mind...
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This is a natural-nuff said
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It's a re-boot, folks. He's still veiny though.
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Somehow he still ends up killing tons of people
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aren't as funny without the fake plot synopsis. it's true.
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See Rambo curious to cut someone three ways...long, hard and continuously while he deals with his inner feelings.
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See Rambo curious to cut someone three ways...long, hard and continuously while he deals with his inner feelings.
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Damn!
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Imagine what 7 Rambos can do.
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hilarity ensues as little Rambo brings in Steve Guttenberg's heart for show and tell.
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can Rambo, Kermit, and Fozzie halt the diamond necklace heist in time?
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Rambo Secret of the Lost Legend. Watch as a wartorn John Rambo defends a baby bronto from poachers--WITH A TRUCK MOUNTED .50 CAL ASSHOLE-SHREDDER
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Rambo action figures for the new movie. With articulable bad guy figures that come apart in 17 places when Rambo shoots them. Oh, and a "Pig Cage Playset" complete with figures of missionaries whose legs snap off after they're eaten by boars. It would warm a childs heart
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Rambo gets married, but things turn sour when she starts screwing other guys in their trailer park. She flaunts this infidelity in his face because she finds him boring, but he still wants to make the relationship work. She even tries to get him to sign divorce papers, but he refuses and replies, "Nothing is over! Nothing!!!"
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Mar 13, 2008 1:57:44 PM CDT
Apocalypse Now Redux 2: Rambo First Blood Part 4 (5?)
by thunderbolt ross
Mumbled monologue vs mumbled monologue
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..But don't take my word for it. -
While sitting on a banana and pinching his own nipples.
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Because Rambo is a Republican's wet dream. A Blumpkin, for the sexually inexperienced and misinformed talkbackers, is where Rambo would suck George Bush's dick while he takes a shit. That is, while Bush takes a shit, not Rambo.
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Filmed in RAMBOMATION!
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He killed Harold and Kumar.
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Mar 13, 2008 2:57:10 PM CDT
CEDAR - WHAT'S FUNNY IS YOUR TITLES ARE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
by bringingsexyback
Are you going through your DVD collection?
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You knew that one was coming.
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...with JCVD as the French Nation
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Mar 13, 2008 3:17:23 PM CDT
Cedar Room may finally close the shades on this thread
by thunderbolt ross
I hope this is his intention, and that he's not actually trying to entertain or be clever.
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you have sussed me out
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There can be only one.
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Watch Rambo kick it old skool in the South Bronx with some fly-azz homies stuck in an 80's groove.
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hee!
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Bring more Daleks.
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Rambo switches to lighter weapons.
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More than 200 episodes and seven years on his teenage years and trials as a farm boy, coming to terms with his disturbing violent outbursts in the school canteen, discovering new ways to kill men with knives in every other episode and also lusting after the half chinese hottie who lives next door...
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Rambo takes Paris by storm with his black sidekick.
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The problem is they are starting to get funny just by virtue of volume and over-the-top stupidity. Your plan backfired - the thread is reinvigorated!
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then let us continue, with joy in our hearts and a Rambo in our step.
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Sorry if someone said that already
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:Dance of Death
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It's still a Christian allegory
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LOL ya got me ... not sure why that last one posted, I never hit the button
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A mentally unstable Vietnam war vet, when abused with a small town's police force, begins a one man war with it.
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Thank you for liking that one. This is so much fun. People are getting annoyed with me here at work.
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He lives in Laos now.
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Rambo as kamikaze. I'm the only one doing descriptions anymore. Come on you lazy fucks
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Even shakier cam.
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Rated PG for Prisoner Gutting.
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The secrets are: disembowelment and beheading.
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Rambo let the other half of his blood out.
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The order is:
Kill, or be killed. Stop.
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Good Night, and Good Rambo is really funny
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Ouch!
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Early 20th century romance ... and torture by that newfangled invention, electricity.
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It's a thriller about this botched fake kidnapping.
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You end up dead after such an encounter
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He's quite the dancer, really.
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It was Rambo's idea!
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Which is invaded by the index finger of his physician after determining it is the main cause of Rambo's urinary incontinence.
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This is fun. Will Check back later.
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Rambo does the Batusi!
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Like with a flamethrower.
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Must've been done 100 times but I don't fucking care.
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It'll make you cry ... in pain.
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... Because Rambo took a flamethrower to him.
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What happened to the sequel?
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The hope is that Rambo don't come back.
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Classic tune from Brigitte Nielsen.
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This list ... is not alive.
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In Rambo's world, holocaust is not a bad word.
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Why waste all that meat?
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Rambo becomes a smooth talking lawyer duscussing the theory of evolution while cutting someone's guts out.
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John Rambo is a man who has never had an orgasm.
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hah!
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One is all he needs if he's looking for you.
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An epic beyond your imagination.
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Laughter is the best weapon.
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Rambo: Rambo Harder, Live Free or Die Rambo.
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Rambo works at Columbine High School as a janitor. Meanwhile, 2 disturbed youths have planned to annihilate the school. They have everything planned out. But there is one thing they didn't count on. RAMBO ( cue classic rambo music )
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John Rambo has uncovered corruption at a local water company. So he blows it up.
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"Look out! Its Charlie In the Box!"
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He's the man. The man with the Midas touch!!!!!
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"Forget it, John. Its Trautmantown."
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But Mars gets their ass kicked.
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And gets down.
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(From Yojimbo)
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(From Rashomon)
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John Rambo takes a job driving a taxi in NYC. He meets up with a female country singer who makes a bet with her sleazy manager that she can turn Rambo into a country singer. Unfortunately, her attempt to get him to wear a glittery blouse results in him killing her with her own gigantic boobs.
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Teil 1-77!Then he goes back hunting!
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RAM!!!! Ah-ahhhhhh! gonna save every one of us!
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Even when you win, you lose.
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Rambo can take on Xerxes' hordes all by hisself.
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Or Throw Rambo from the train...
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The ultimate death count has arrived.
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Too bad this post is going to slip off the front page soon. It's been fun.
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Mar 13, 2008 9:41:26 PM CDT
Oh, dad, Poor Dad, Rambo's Hung You In The Closet and I'm Feelin
by fireball xl-5
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Oh, Dad, Poor Dad, Rambo's Hung You In The Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad
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Look it up. I'm really digging now.
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A remake of the Toshiro Mifune film starring Sly!
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And by "it" I mean the spine.
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Rambo finds a lucrative career in Beverly Hills.
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John Rambo: "Hello Charlie!"
Charlie (on speaker): "How's my Rambo today?" -
Co-starring Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer as his buddy.
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Whenever you hear someone say Rambo you shoot your semi-automatic in the air and at the wedding you throw grenades.
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Mar 13, 2008 10:21:13 PM CDT
LOCK, STOCK, TWO SMOKING BARRELS, A MACHETE AND SOME GRENADES
by bringingsexyback
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ABC's new hit show.
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Rambo sliced the 3rd guy in half.
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The newest judge to get a daytime court show.
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The Comet Empire and Leader Desslok don't have a prayer.
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Six million? That's just enough to gas up the Hummer.
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In an interview with Michael Savage (around the release of the latest film) he mentioned how his latest Rambo was originally have an MS-13 storyline but he switched to a Bhurmise setting after doing some research. Thats probably the direction he will go. It would be cool to see rambo kicking ass in one of those crazy San Salvador prisons.
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Sly will make that happen.
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Why not a movie where one of his Afghanistan buddies is held by the U.S. and tortured? And Rambo has to release him, by any means possible.
And then, it turns out HE IS A TERRORIST. And he's only given the U.S. bullshit because they were torturing him, though he talks to Rambo, and tells him the Truth (thus preventing a terrorist attack) because he's his friend. Or thought so...
LAST SCENE: That was Rambo's plan all along. -
Why not a movie where one of his Afghanistan buddies is held by the U.S. and tortured? And Rambo has to release him, by any means possible.
And then, it turns out HE IS A TERRORIST. And he's only given the U.S. bullshit because they were torturing him, though he talks to Rambo, and tells him the Truth (thus preventing a terrorist attack) because he's his friend. Or thought so...
LAST SCENE: That was Rambo's plan all along. -
Yay!
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RAMBO ITALIANO
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...none other than CHUCK NORRIS! A few second later the house explodes because it is not possible to contain such awesomeness in one place. It explains a lot why Rambo left.
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Story by Toshi Lucas McWeeny
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If Rambo shows up on the LOST island as Jacob, everyone remember who called it. This guy.
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The genre shifts into a tear-jerkin' drama where everybody cries blood.
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Actually that would be fucking awesome, as in John Matrix from Commando, who is harder?
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I can go on
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But ther are so many you cant really read them all to check, just know I saw it before, I liked "who framed Rambo Rabbit"
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Mar 14, 2008 6:15:57 AM CDT
Well i did Rambo and hooch about 1000 posts ago
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
but you didn't hear me bitchin.
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Dont think there was any need for that, as I said Its almost impossible to read them all, I was trying to think of ones that had not been done. You could have pointed it out wihout the Bitchin comment.
Why are people so angry towards each other on internet forums, there is just no politeness or common courtesy these days -
Morning everyone!
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I was the first though. But I'm surprised it hasn't been done 50 times.
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Rambo's on the move.
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Sweet!
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Southeast Asia breathes collective sigh of relief.
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Let's see Billy Mitchell try to pull some shit on Rambo.
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We're doing Clint now.
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Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the explosive arrow
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No need to change the title.
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Where will you go when the War is over
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We can rebuild him
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Rambo goes after the guy in wolf creek. He of course desroys him with exceptional violence
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How nice!
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Rambo sings Twist and Shout on a German float.
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I dig that song in the movie.
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Sly and Keanu trip around Europe trying to locate Stallone's mom - last scene on a reality TV show in England. The audience suffer from narcolepsy.
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Those aren't toy guns.
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An English rose must choose between marrying into financial security or killing everything single last motherfucker in the room
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LOL I hope she chooses wisely.
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...But Were Afraid To Ask In Case You'd Get An Exploding Arrow Between The Eyes As An Answer
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When pushed, killing's a lot harder than breathing...
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Killin's easier than negotiatin'.
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It's not easy. He was like a father to John.
Granted, a father who turns his son into a mindless killing machine and sends him on suicide missions, but a father nonetheless.
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Max Dugan Returns...With Rambo
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Cuz Rambo is synonymous with kill anyway.
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The day too.
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Discover a heartwarming journey through love, calculus and fox-shrewd Cold War strategics. Contains head ripping.
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as with rocks and stones.
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A complex tale of intrigue and cracked out mothers.
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Operatic sonnets were all he knew. Almost.
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Rambo meets up with super bad-ass marine buddy John Matrix (Swartzengger) for one last job, but as they plan the assassination of the ruthelss king of Luxenbrugabon, they fall in love. Lots of bumming ensures and cock-fighting.
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Rambo kills Harry Connick Jr.
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in 3D!!
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is No Country for Rambo with 10 times repeated! Runner ups are I, Rambo with 5 times! Runner up is passion of the Rambo with 4 turns.
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Rambo gets put into the game grid and goes up against Sark and Master Control.
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I'm done.
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In this 2300 post, Rambo plays Roger, a teenage boy who had a knack for mischief. Rambo & pals go to a Doobie Brothers concert & the larger one of the friends sneaks in a tape recorder to bootleg the show. What's Ram gonna do IF they get caught???? Taking it 2 The Streets!!!
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Rambo wakes up in the year 2084 and learns that that Vietnam and all subsequent missions were all part of the "Green Beret Package" of memory implants he bought at Rekall
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Mar 15, 2008 5:44:18 AM CDT
I could see a couple interesting angles that could work....
by applescruff
Maybe an erotic drama like "9 1/2 Rambos" or "Last Rambo In Paris".
Or how about a manga Rambo, like "Rambo In The Shell"?
But seriously, it would be cool to do an urban Rambo movie in true badass style, like a "Shaft" or "Death Wish". Fuck yeah. -
This is what MGM were alluding too!
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Rambo is reincarnated as a sentient, revenge-seeking volkswagon beetle. Lindsay Lohan co-stars as his full loaded driver.
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After slumming in an east Texas oil field, Ivy-league drop-out Johnathan J. Rambo returns home to his rich family in Pugent Sound with his white trash waitress girlfriend leads disasterous results.
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