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JENNIFER'S BODY (Starring The TRANSFORMERS Girl) Now Has A Producer!!
Merrick here...
A few weeks back, we posted that TRANSFORMERS girl Megan Fox had joined the cast of JENNIFER'S BODY, written by Diablo Cody (who scripted the forthcoming JUNO) [ARTICLE HERE].
Now comes word that the film has a producer. It's Jason Reitman...son of Ivan, director of THANK YOU FOR SMOKING and JUNO.
"Body" tells the story of a cheerleader who is possessed by a demon and starts feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. Her "plain Jane" best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation.
...says THIS ARTICLE in Hollywood Reporter.
We're hearing good things about JUNO & this sounds like it could be fun as well.
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Yep.
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sorry, just read Transformers in the title....
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she shore is purty but she shore can't act!
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I must say I was surprised when I finally watched Transformers that she wasn't nearly as bad as I thought she was gonna be. And it's not like Michael Bay brings the best out in actors. It'll be interesting to see what she can do with a director who actually prefers working with people. At the very least, I'm sure she'll give me a boner.
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Because Megan Fox IS Cassie Hack!!!
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...of seeing Megan Fox in a cheerleader outfit has me interested.
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But I do want to read the Harlan Ellison talkback. Fix it!
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Ill rent it,but otherwise i could give a sh*t.
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...she has got some BLUE eyes. Damn you, Brian Austin Green. Damn you to Hell.And I'm sure this headline will prompt MoM to crawl out from whatever slime covered rock he's been hiding under.
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Nov 13, 2007 10:12:03 AM CST
That pic looks like the cover of the first Roxy Music album...
by tonagan
Please don't ask me how old I am.
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Then she kills him....for real.
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Not heard from you in a while, geezer.
Just print more nekkid Megan Fox. I getting a little flaccid up in here, man. -
... a sign of the apocalypse.
Either that or the alternative is now firmly entrenched as the mainstream. Although that wouldn't surprise so many of us. -
with lube
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Fox plays the Plain Jane friend. Cuz she looks so very like my next door neighbor growing up.
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that pic on my desktop... most likely not....:)
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tummy did it for me! We need to have her in more Slasher movies! Just think... shower sceans, running thru the forest in panties... ahhhhh!!! Repulsors are def ON!!!! -Stark
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Kleenex anyone? Clean towel? -Stark ZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....
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are fucking freaking me out.
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Bad decision to follow JUNO w/ this.
Megan Fox ain't no Ellen Page ... she's more of a 90210, OC kind of "talent". -
...Risky Red Hot Ass?
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He's not directing. Just coming on to produce.
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Like absolute shit.
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scary...what the hell happened to her eyes?
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she's a terrible actress with a goofy nose job and she posses like shes Jenna Jameson in every photo i've ever seen of her. Top it every movie she has ever done and (by the sound of it) ever will is utter shit.
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Why is this site posting news about this fucking dumb sounding project? Who gives a shit, we don't need a daily fucking update about this crap. I honestly think they just want an excuse to search for and post these slutty pics. Stick to the news about interesting projects that a real film fan might actually consider seeing please.
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Demon Seed on her while she was strapped in. That is after ejecting The Beef out the window.
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Without robot-cars I think the audience might realize what a bad actress she is. Maybe this will be a silent film. Beacuse if it's a 'talkie' I doubt it will make budget.
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"I slept my way to the top, look at me!"
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in last weeks EW, and she sounds like the coolest chick around, and we should be grateful that her voice ( or a watered down version ) will be available in Hollywood.
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but once the first laugh line appears, or a better set of tits comes along...this girl will have a career best that will best be described as post-porn Lords-ish.
If she's smart she'd get some acting lessons and try getting a serious role..FAST; or marry a rich Industry Exec/director/actor before she hits 30 and call it a career. Otherwise..we'll be seeing her mug on the occassional straight to DVD release within 5 years. -
give me a break, this girl has no bussiness on this site. Even the TB's are starting to bore me. Your losin me AICN, have some dignity.
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Nov 13, 2007 2:15:36 PM CST
JENNIFER'S BODY (Starring The TRANSFORMERS Girl) Now Has A Produ
by clockworker
OMG what enthusiasm about this. WHO GIVES A FUCK
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with nothing but this fuckin tripe to talk about
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...on this TB, hahahah Cataracts!
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Avalon-one the most underrated and copied albums of the 80s
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...it's scary. Good possibility she's a fembot.
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...You lying bastard.
I love her for her body. That endlessly fuckable body. You dirty bird! -
I am all about it, I want this stupid chick to have a sex tape "found" and released on the net.
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JESUS TITTY FUCK STOP VOMITING UP OLD IDEAS!
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with her eyes totally blue from too much of the spice
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"The episode where the young girl is possed by an alien who feeds on orgasmic energy. She then proceeds to seek out virile males and fucks them to death."
Exactly the plot of 80's cult film LIQUID SKY. Check it out. -
I detect a lot of anger (or at least annoyance) in these talkbacks. It is odd. Meh. Anyway, she was pretty good in Transformers. I wouldn't watch a movie though just to see her in it. Nothing personal against her I don't watch many movies at all just to see a certain actor/actress.
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Ginger Snaps with a grindcore soundtrack.
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I bet she tastes fucking good. Whore.
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Is she considered good for anything other than looking hot and sporting a (in my opinion, goofy) doe-eyed look all the time? Does anybody really give a f*ck about her acting abilities? Are they even there? I guess I have to see more movies with her to pass judgement.
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in Transformers. She's just good eye candy, at least for now. In 3 years she'll have a wrinkly face from all that tanning and make-up.
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Sorry for putting this in this talkback but I had to put it somewhere.
2 things:
1.) When the Butler tells Harry that there is no question that his father died from his own glider, that may very well be the truth, but how does the butler/Harry know that Spider-Man didn't take the glider from Goblin and then stab him with it? Just because he died from his own glider it doesn't automatically mean that he killed himself with it. Because Harry himself dies by his own glider but Venom is the one who kills him with it, not Harry himself. So the logic there is screwed up. Shame on you, Sam Raimi.
2.) In the alley scene when Venom recruits Sand Man, how would Eddie Brock/the symbiote know about Flint's sick daughter? Peter Parker didn't know about it up to that point and therefore neither did the symbiote and neither did Eddie Brock. Unless there was some unidentified newspaper article about Marko's sick daughter??? Either way that part was sort of a loose-end. There's no way Venom would've known about his daughter. -
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this emtpy face of a person! Don't we get enough of this from at least folks who have done something in their past? i.e. Pete Jackson, Quentin, Rodriguez, etc. Why not boast about Charlize, Cate Blanchett, et al?
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So, no, she's not typical at all.
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Especially in that pic.
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Diablo Cody (aka Brooke Busey-Hunt) is nothing more than a flavor of the minute scripter whose sole claim to fame is that she blogged about the time she spent as a stripper and managed to snag a book deal off it. She's a vapid, narcissistic writer whose sole talent is delivering faux-hipster witticism in place of real characterization and dialogue (which I guess makes Megan Fox a perfect fit to deliver it) while constantly clamoring for her own time in the spotlight. The script for JUNO, just like Cody’s tell-all memoir, is superficial tripe wrapped up in a weak bow of “sexual frankness” that seems designed only to push the envelope, rather than offering any real insight or character. Her voice is about on par with that of Kevin Williamson, consisting of little more than pop-cultural references and laughable “I’m cooler than you” winks. Once JUNO flops and JENNIFER’S BODY fizzles, I expect her career to pretty much follow the same trajectory as Williamson’s, too.
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Ummm... I'm pretty sure that if you look up "hot" in the dictionary there is a picture of Megan Fox.
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why am i still on this TB? a slow evening fo sho. i guess i'll see 'juno' but diablo cody is a conundrum. her writing's a real over-the-top pain in the ass, but if you check out her blog - pussyranch - it's quite funny and she comes off as the chick you'd like to have a pint with and, after you get drunk, pay her a dollar to see if she can do that molly ringwald trick with the lipstick in front of everybody at the bar. so, it's hard to say if she'll crash and burn or not, but maybe reitman will help her along.
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Who did this bitch blow too get so much attention. Really this and the Monica Bellucci comment the other day. Monica the worlds most famous simulated rape scene chick "Irreversable"
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I met Reitman. He's a dick. And hey...great job on Juno. Look Ma (or rather, Dad)...I'm a cool indie filmmaker too! Lots of sub-ironic annoying music! Earth tones! Snarky dialouge! A standard Hollywood flick with a happy ending wrapped in an "edgy" indie-ness. If he doesn't direct this flick it may have a chance. And that credit sequence was tedious, irrelevant, and obnoxious.
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HAVE A HARD CORE SEX SCENE!
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the butler scene is corny as fuck i wish it never exisited along with the whole jazz club scene, the newscaster scene and the kids screamin cool and awesome. those scenes really hurt it.
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just sayin'
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I'd much rather see Foxy Fox as Cassie Hack.
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Stephen Chow is producing it. Excellent choice but this movie is still going to probably be eye-melting bad.
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oh well him being involved is good enough. Every movie of his is like dragon ball in some way.
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head or penis first
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Hollywood mathematics strikes another blow for braindead movie-going.
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...the filthiest sex-related Megan Fox comment imaginable.
"Her inner thig looks succulent...I bet she tastes fucking good. Whore."
You're a misogynist pig and you make me laugh :D
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Even my fiancee wants to fuck Megan Fox. And she DOESN'T have a dick! How is that possible?!?!? (The wanting to fuck Megan, not the not having a dick. Pervs.)
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BSB- for a bleeding heart liberal you ain't half misogynistic. Guess your commie tendencies only go so far.
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Between the two of you and our political discourses over the last few undred years (it seems), I have decided henceforth that although I still ally myself with the liberals, my heart does not bleed, I do believe in justified military intervention (where there is proven cause) and the upshot is that now I am a moderate liberal.
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OI! HARRY! Yes, you with the Mrs Knowles!
Where's the talkback on the scuttlebutt regarding Doctor Who Season 5 over here? Apparently, Tennant is leaving in Season 5, and the new assistant may be Lily fucking Allen (please God no), or Kylie Minogue (please YES!) and Tennant's replacement may be posh Welsh tramp Rhys Ifans(easily the ugliest Gallifreyan ever) or John Simm.
Yes, THAT John Simm. The one who played The Master. No, I don't fucking understand it either.
All this makes me cry, and I want a flame war with Smashing over why thinking RTD can't write makes me a homophobe, then Tegujai Batir can appear and call me a twat. Ah, old times.
Come on Harry, where's the Who stuff? Link follows:
http://tinyurl.com/35 nthc
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It's not looking good. The Shaun one looks NOTHING like Simon Pegg (buy the 6" McFarlane model for the best sculpt of Shaun) and Nick Frost looks crap too, though he is at least partly recogniseable as Nick Frost. Fucking disgusting work from Sideshow, and frankly I expect better, please.
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I met Hank Quinlan and he's a dick. He's jealous of Reitman and is under the delusion that all nepitism is bad. The truth is that Reitman is showing himself to be at least on par with his father in this early stage of his career. If you didn't like Juno than you sir, have no soul.
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christ what a twat. I wish I didn't know that now. Lily Allen may not be too bad, Kylie would be dreadful, but both of them would be (I predict) light years ahead of Catherine FUCKING Tate- which is easily the worst fucking piece of casting ever. Mind you, I just want them to get away from the assistant following the doctor around like a lovesick puppy, and the memory of Dr. Who as a cross between Yoda and Dobby the fucking house elf.I can see Rhys Ifans being quite good though. heh- welcome to the moderate camp spud- it's an ice place to be- and there's less of us than on the left and the right.
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I wondered why Martha (or one of her family) couldn't just throw the Doctor a sock as they passed his cage.
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AM I the only person who got past the "it's not as good as GHOSTBUSTERS" shit and really enjoyed EVOLUTION? I mean, by no means was that movie perfect, but it was goofy fun, I really fell for Julianne Moore in it, and Duchovny was the funniest he's ever been. Well, until CALIFORNICATION, which is fucking hilarious. Haven't enjoyed a Yank comedy like that in years. Fuck SEINFELD!
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Evolution was horrible- I'm not sure about Californication, it seems to veer so wildly between excellence (When duchovney is on screen) and shite. Are you having an off day? normally you speak sense. On that finale- It was so fucking awful because the episode before actually set it up quite well. I was praying that everyone in the world (what a load of shite) was thinking about a magic "rewrite" button that would rewind the episode and have it start again without stupidity, deus ex machina, saccharine sentimentality (You can't stop them THINK!!! Aren't they wonderful- BLEUGH) and all the other RTD trademark flaws. What was a bit insulting was that they'd been promising that this would be "Martha's moment to shine" and instead we have to sit through more of her lovesick behaviour and she DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. It was shite. And don't get me started on the master's death...
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They're getting a Vas Deferens to be the new Doctor?
Is his new companion a Buck's fascia?
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'spooge-ing' on various parts of her? -Stark
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Oh mamasita! She waiting for me!I wanna be papi!
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That is what this chimp needs to understand. Also, he cannot write a 3rd act to save his life. Hand over the reins to some one who respects Who. And please stop with the homosexual undertones. I am not saying that because I am a homophobe. It is just getting very tired that's all.
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You are right. Because all that we saw from her was puppy dog eyes we frankly did not care about her the same way we felt about Rose. That was a tragedy because she could have grown into a strong companion. RTD made the mistake of trying to transform her only in a montage of her traveling the world ruled by the Master. That montage lasted all of a couple of minutes. Rose was given two seasons to develop. I would even go far as to say that Sarah Jane has developed more plausibly than Martha.
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is a NICE PIC!
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But the girl has the body of s 12 year-old boy.
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was a TV! You KNOW you would! Repulsors ON!!! - Stark (Sorry, just had a moment...)
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I know it's off topic, but i do. Poor Shia.
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And that capsule summary gives away the entire freaking movie.
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