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Merrick Takes The New KNIGHT RIDER TV Movie/Pilot Script For A Spin!!

Merrick here...

A few weeks back, NBC announced a TV movie/backdoor pilot aimed at re-launching the KNIGHT RIDER franchise. We subsequently reported that Glen Larson’s long-gestating film reboot of the concept was concurrently being positioned by The Weinstein Company. This is possible because NBC/Universal holds the television rights to the franchise, while Larson holds the film rights. I’m not sure what the current status of the feature film is…I haven’t heard anything conclusive one way or another.

Although, I can tell you that NBC has a script for the two hour KNIGHT RIDER relaunch. And, I’ve read it. I thought you might be curious about what the network has in mind.



WARNING!!! THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW!!!

THEY ARE VERY BROAD IN NATURE- I'M LEAVING OUT MANY DETAILS - BUT THEY’RE STILL SPOILERS




There’s good news and bad news, all of which depends on your perspective I suppose.

Word is Larson’s film project is a ground up reworking of the KNIGHT RIDER mythos – which might appeal to folks who were passingly interested in the supercar concept, but didn’t really care for the original series too much.

NBC’s television movie/backdoor pilot, on the other hand, is VERY MUCH A SEQUEL to the original David Hasselhoff series. It takes the heart and soul of KNIGHT RIDER, gives it a little more edge…a dash more intelligence (but not too much)…an often clever sense of wit...slicks it up a bit…and hits the ground running.

Through most of David Andron’s teleplay, cursory allusions are made to a Trans-Am supercar from decades ago; Hasselhoff’s Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. have assumed something of an urban legend status. We don’t know what happened to them…or what became of their high-tech crime fighting exploits.

However, in the last third (or so) of the script, this project’s relationship to the original KNIGHT RIDER series becomes startlingly evident. This isn’t handled in a tip-of-the-hat, affectionate homage sort of way, either. By the end of the show, we realize we’re watching a sequel…a continuation…grounded in the same “universe” as the original, only with new characters. And some…who aren’t so new.

Is it fun? It’s fun. Is it great? It’s KNIGHT RIDER. KNIGHT RIDER (as a whole) is defined by cool cars doing dopey things, witty banter between an irascible driver and his supercomputer partner, and a frivolous lack of true jeopardy – hardly the stuff of lofty narrative. The same qualities are present here. There are also classically structured cliffhangers that lead us into commercials…we pick up right where we left off when returning from commercial breaks…in fact, the whole structure/feel of the show feels…80s.

This is NOT to say the show is fully retro; it is decidedly modern in sensibility and technology. This is primarily evident in the conception of, and treatment of, the new K.I.T.T. car.

Yes, the car still talks. I don’t know what voice they want to use…but references are made to the original KNIGHT RIDER theme music, and….given that this is a sequel…it’s safe to assume Wiliam Daniels (who voiced the original K.I.T.T.) would at least be considered.

K.I.T.T. now guides its driver through situations remotely, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE style – using a Bluetooth-like device to communicate verbally with operatives while tapping into security camera video feeds.

It uses high-end profiling software to locate (or evade) bad guys in a crowd. There’s a nifty cat and mouse sequence set in a casino…in which K.I.T.T. maneuvers its driver through a crowded room & away from the villains while cross-referencing badguy images lifted from surveillance footage that was snagged earlier.

It seizes and controls technological infrastructures (like power lines, computer networks, door controls, etc.) to facilitate missions.

It has an arsenal of portable tech human companions can use to this end…night vision devices and whatnot.

It can camouflage itself (primarily a color shifting technology, although there is some physical manipulation involved) - appearing to be other cars (the sense is that they're usually roughly the same mass).

K.I.T.T…is more like a Special Forces asset than a gimmick in this iteration.

It runs on gasoline (with performance optimized to over 140mpg via solar-powered back-up, etc.). It’s very autonomous…in fact, it is more or less the “hero” of this piece until approx half way through the script.

Its best sequence? There’s a moment when K.I.T.T. attempts to console someone who has lost her father. It’s a machine…an AI…and doesn’t know how to relate to raw emotions, so all it can do is try to be there for her by using (literally) textbook examples and research materials. K.I.T.T. feels very much like vintage Spock in this script. There’s a coldness to it, but also a sweet charm.

New character include (but are not limited to)…

MIKE TRACER: an ex Army Ranger, now disillusioned and disenfranchised. He’s a shitty gambler and an unsuccessful race car driver. He’s pulled into the world of K.I.T.T. because of his very special connection to the past KNIGHT RIDER incarnation. The first time we see him, he’s waking up in bed with a fabulous babe. A few minutes later, another one steps out of the restroom.

CHARLES KAMEN: a designer of the “Knight Industries Two Thousand – K.I.T.T.”, once driven by Michael Knight. He’s recently finished the “Knight Industries Three Thousand – K.I.T.T.” – which is a very good thing when the shit hits the fan. At one point Mike calls Charles "insane" for trying to make a difference with his nutty car. "This world is insane" says Charles. "This is the definition of sanity."

SARAH KAMEN: Charles’ daughter. She and Mike had a thing going a while back, and discover they’ve been unnecessarily alienated for years due to bad timing and simple misunderstandings.

CARRIE RAVAI: a bad-ass FBI agent. The first time we see her, she’s waking up in bed with a fabulous babe.

AMIR and ZION: Middle Eastern enforcers/collectors who constantly lean on Tracer to pay back money he borrowed. Tracer doesn’t have it.

WELTHER, BELLE, SMOKE, SAM, and CROSS: Think in terms of DIE HARD villains mixed with Private Military Contractors. They’re after data about something called “Legion”. Like the Rabbit’s Foot in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III, we learn little about it what Legion actually is…but people will do anything to get it, and the government is mortified it’ll fall into the wrong hands. Like K.I.T.T., Legion is a Charles Kamen project.

While they’ve yet to find the Legion details they seek on harddrives stolen from Kamen, the baddies have managed to decipher one critical bit of information: tech specs on K.I.T.T., and how to shut it down.

As you might be able to tell…there’s been a slight tweak to the general thrust of KNIGHT RIDER. This story itself is relatively small in scale, but it's large in conceptual scope. It’s…immediate. There’s an implication that the (possible) further adventures of Tracer, K.I.T.T. and the Knight Industries team will be global in nature. Blackriver…this installment’s big bad (think: Halliburton) is still in play when the script wraps up, as is THE CLIENT – the mysterious personality who wants Legion for whatever nefarious reasons.

The one element I find most agreeable about this script: it’s perfectly happy to be "fun", never thinks too highly of itself, shows a vast respect for its source material while gently nudging it into a different decade…different century…different millennia (boy that’s weird to think about).

Brisk, breezy fun that’s smart enough not to insult, offering enough clever twists as not to bore. Could be worse. Could be a lot worse.

[[[merrick]]]





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by greekopa
Oct 19th, 2007
12:17:53 PM
This sounds legen.... wait for it... I hope you're not lactose i
by epitone
Oct 19th, 2007
12:18:28 PM
wouldnt it feel wierd banging bitch in the back seat,he'd watch
by greekopa
Oct 19th, 2007
12:19:54 PM
*SPOILER WARNING* : The car talks
by Mullah Omar
Oct 19th, 2007
12:23:35 PM
This actually sounds promising
by Reel American Hero
Oct 19th, 2007
12:25:58 PM
Totally serious when I say
by toshiro-solo
Oct 19th, 2007
12:26:27 PM
K.I.T.T. consoles a girl...
by SimpleSandwiches
Oct 19th, 2007
12:26:47 PM
wait, more intelligence than the original?
by newc0253
Oct 19th, 2007
12:31:02 PM
Team Knight Rider?
by Blackguard
Oct 19th, 2007
12:31:57 PM
too soon?
by comx
Oct 19th, 2007
12:40:08 PM
I'm truly pulling for this
by nnnuts
Oct 19th, 2007
12:48:31 PM
Uhh... does anyone remember...
by Kid Z
Oct 19th, 2007
12:57:13 PM
K.I.F.T. Car or I want cameos.
by Diagnostic
Oct 19th, 2007
01:00:08 PM
Too Much!
by Kentucky Colonel
Oct 19th, 2007
01:02:31 PM
K.I.T.T. consumes a tank of Ethanol then cheats on Michael Knigh
by Evil Lincoln
Oct 19th, 2007
01:04:43 PM
And some...who aren't so new.....
by BetaRayBill07
Oct 19th, 2007
01:05:35 PM
The pilot takes place in the Wendy's Drive-Thru....
by Cletus Van Damme
Oct 19th, 2007
01:06:22 PM
t
by Evil Lincoln
Oct 19th, 2007
01:07:15 PM
Please just make it an 80's Transam
by modlight
Oct 19th, 2007
01:09:15 PM
Oh, and don't try to hard with the show.
by modlight
Oct 19th, 2007
01:11:30 PM
Sounds better than expected...
by Booster Gold Lives
Oct 19th, 2007
01:22:01 PM
I'm prety sure Blackriver is...
by SG7
Oct 19th, 2007
01:25:52 PM
Think Halliburton?
by Elvis Cole Lives
Oct 19th, 2007
01:29:37 PM
I would to see hoff and old Kitt
by erichaislar
Oct 19th, 2007
01:31:27 PM
It doesn't sound bad at all.
by Sprout
Oct 19th, 2007
01:35:32 PM
KITT talking to a girl about death
by warp11
Oct 19th, 2007
01:37:28 PM
Team Knightrider Returns!
by magnius
Oct 19th, 2007
01:48:56 PM
Meh! Still not all that interested
by TVguy4566
Oct 19th, 2007
01:49:58 PM
Knight Rider theme is the best tv theme ever.
by Pipple
Oct 19th, 2007
01:54:46 PM
How about Team Knight Rider: The Movie
by captain_kirk
Oct 19th, 2007
02:06:04 PM
No hoff, no germans
by theonecalledshoe
Oct 19th, 2007
02:12:52 PM
Can Somone Point the Way
by SamBlackChvrch21
Oct 19th, 2007
02:24:08 PM
sounds interesting
by Bloo
Oct 19th, 2007
02:30:45 PM
oh and yeah it's obvious
by Bloo
Oct 19th, 2007
02:32:00 PM
The Hoff will turn up...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 19th, 2007
02:32:22 PM
How long do you think it'll be now before..
by Reel American Hero
Oct 19th, 2007
02:35:06 PM
Can it download from iTunes
by veritasses
Oct 19th, 2007
02:35:39 PM
TOO SOON!!!
by whoopdeedoo
Oct 19th, 2007
02:35:55 PM
Bring back the Hoff!!!
by chaapaaiguy
Oct 19th, 2007
02:42:34 PM
William Daniels is 80
by James Westfall
Oct 19th, 2007
03:41:30 PM
Peter Cullen for the voice of KARR!!
by TheAFLACDuck
Oct 19th, 2007
03:45:24 PM
K.I.T.T. bangs a NASCAR Car of Tomorrow!
by Pound Sand
Oct 19th, 2007
03:46:37 PM
William Daniels is still alive?
by Wed Vid Guy
Oct 19th, 2007
03:55:14 PM
Old connections
by watashi-wa
Oct 19th, 2007
03:56:07 PM
No sense of true jeopardy? You never saw the Kitt vs. Goliath ep
by Cotton McKnight
Oct 19th, 2007
03:57:27 PM
This sounds cool
by danowen
Oct 19th, 2007
04:03:22 PM
"The truth is, Steve..."
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 19th, 2007
04:05:47 PM
phoenixmagi
by Merrick
Oct 19th, 2007
05:19:12 PM
Knight Rider? ... Fuck Yeah!!!
by BillyPilgrim
Oct 19th, 2007
05:42:22 PM
Just doesn't have the magic...
by Knight2K
Oct 19th, 2007
05:46:02 PM
So is it about Michael Knight's son?
by performingmonkey
Oct 19th, 2007
05:47:35 PM
...and then Jack Bauer shows up wearing a leather jacket.
by theonecalledshoe
Oct 19th, 2007
07:10:02 PM
Still sucks.
by The Moseph
Oct 19th, 2007
07:17:14 PM
Just got off the phone with Hasslehoff's Liver
by LargoJr
Oct 19th, 2007
08:11:09 PM
gee thanks for the spoiler warnings.
by dr.bulber
Oct 19th, 2007
08:35:49 PM
Does Kitt run on Vista? Or did he stick with XP-Pro?
by LargoJr
Oct 19th, 2007
08:36:43 PM
K.I.T.T. runs Mac OS X
by Robogeek
Oct 19th, 2007
09:35:47 PM
WHAT, KITT DOESN'T RUN LINUX?
by Pennsy
Oct 19th, 2007
10:24:50 PM
Shia Labeouf as Michael Knight Jr.
by Pipple
Oct 19th, 2007
10:32:22 PM
Gah, enough with these serial overarching mystery shows!
by themikejonas
Oct 19th, 2007
11:14:21 PM
nice
by slkboxrman
Oct 20th, 2007
12:31:08 AM
Watch Journeyman
by Mr_X
Oct 20th, 2007
01:01:35 AM
Cameos by Automan and Manimal.
by Dingbatty
Oct 20th, 2007
01:03:53 AM
Forget K.I.T.T., this car should be named C.H.L.O.E.
by The Selecter
Oct 20th, 2007
01:39:08 AM
This actually sounds promising
by photoboy
Oct 20th, 2007
05:03:57 AM
rev_skarekroe
by jameskpolk
Oct 20th, 2007
08:16:04 AM
Hoff will be the bad guy
by zacdilone
Oct 20th, 2007
09:29:28 AM
Remember Goliah, that black Optimus Prime truck that played chic
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 20th, 2007
12:49:38 PM
Remember Goliah, that black Optimus Prime truck that played chic
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Oct 20th, 2007
12:51:13 PM
I bet at some point in the show...
by Johnno
Oct 20th, 2007
02:07:41 PM
"they've been unnecessarily alienated for years...
by SpencerTrilby
Oct 20th, 2007
03:00:44 PM
CHARLES KAMEN... plus KNIGHT RIDER...
by Galva
Oct 20th, 2007
06:48:30 PM
Journeyman is one of this season's best
by fanboy71
Oct 21st, 2007
08:50:26 AM
I'm surprised no one's mentioned this...
by PizzaJedi81
Oct 21st, 2007
08:53:39 AM
Yakoff Smirrnov says...
by hairlesspet
Oct 21st, 2007
03:02:27 PM
Anyone else think legion is the new k.a.r.r.
by SPETZNAZ
Oct 21st, 2007
04:08:08 PM
So the dad that is dead is Michael Knight?
by TheNorthlander
Oct 21st, 2007
07:29:37 PM
But will they turn back the clock?
by The StarWolf
Oct 21st, 2007
07:38:32 PM
Yes, but will Mr. Feeny voice KITT?
by J-Dizzle
Oct 21st, 2007
08:27:08 PM
How gay was Devon Miles?
by CuervoJones
Oct 22nd, 2007
06:25:20 AM
Don't call me a prude
by BizarroJerry
Oct 22nd, 2007
01:25:43 PM
"nifty cat and mouse sequence"...
by couP
Oct 22nd, 2007
10:30:11 PM
You're making too MUCH sense, Bizarro...
by TheGhostWhoLurks
Oct 23rd, 2007
01:20:12 AM
Let me add...
by BizarroJerry
Oct 23rd, 2007
07:12:59 AM
So, it's a mix of:
by mbeemer
Oct 23rd, 2007
10:44:38 AM

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