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B-Tizzle Survives Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN!!

Merrick here...

You know, I don't understand it. Remaking so many movies when there's so much original material waiting around to be made. Above all, I don't understand remaking so many films when The Powers That Be clearly have limited, or no, understanding of the source material they're lifting to begin with.

What makes this happen? Laziness (it's easier for the folks in charge to crib someone else's material than develop stuff on their own)? A sense of / desire for box office safety (if people know the title, there's less marketing to do & more built in audience interest)? Ego (title "X" is old - we must be able to do better nowadays)? Or, all of the above? Whatever the case, it's a damn shame. It's rather myopic of the industry to perpetuate such a trend.

Case in point: Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN. Because...John Carpenter's original film is lacking in so many ways, you know. And, apparently, elements that made the original film work aren't being ported to the remake.

So... ummmm....

B-Tizzle sent in this rather thoughtful look at Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN remake. It very much echoes a review we posted earlier. I.e. good, but not great.

In the interest of fair play, it should be noted that he saw an INCOMPLETE version of the film. Many changes may come about before the movie's August release.


With this in mind, here's B-Tizzle!


I attended a test screening of Rob Zombie's "Halloween" remake in New York, and thought I would through in my two cents.

I'll be straight with you up front because I honestly loathe the idea of just remaking every major horror movie that may be special to any viewer without any style or class.

I did, however, feel that the Halloween franchise was in major need or a relaunch or reboot of some type, though I am utterly depressed that the original continuity ended on "Resurrection," with Laurie dying and Michael getting kung-fued. I get furious just thinking about the best horror franchise of all time being reduced to that. I think I'll just pretend "H20," utterly flawed as it is, was the last movie, and tell myself that "Resurrection" never existed.

As I stated, "Halloween" is my favorite horror franchise of all time. It hits you emotionally like no other because it has stronger heroines and a better concept than "Friday" or "Nightmare." It doesn't have to be about blood like the others, it can be about shadows and suspense and the nature of true evil at its best. The concept is so simple and beautiful...

And now it's been remade. I purposely avoided any spoilers or trivia on the movie in order to go into it fresh.

The good news is that it doesn't completely suck. The bad news is that it isn't really good either.

As the movie commenced, it appeared my worst fears were confirmed as Zombie begins to delve into the background of Michael Myers, going into detail about how he became what he eventually becomes. Uh, the allure of the character is that we know nothing about his background save that he killed his sister that fateful night for no apparent reason because his soul is black as pitch! We don't need to know that he takes pictures of animals he killed, or that his sister is the only thing he really cares about in the world.

We just need to know that he is evil. And will never stop.

I understand what Zombie was going for with the flashbacks, I really do. Adding something to the mythology to just not make the movie another pointless remake is a really good way to reboot the franchise, but this is the wrong way to approach it. Zombie does it with style, does nothing to make fanboys scream in revolt, and yet it it utterly unnecessary and makes the subsequent two thirds of the movie lose a great deal of tension because Michael is not a monster. He's a man. And a callback to these earlier sequences at the finale of the film ruins much of the tension that was built at the climax.

It's also rather disconcerting because Zombie spends so much time with Michael and so little with Laurie. Before the horrors of Halloween night descend on the film. The writing and characterization do nothing to separate any of the teens from all those other token dead teenagers in slasher films, which is a darn shame.

However, thankfully, the movie is amazingly-well cast, and they go above and beyond where the script falls short. McDowell utterly becomes Loomis for the audience, and by the end I had accepted him and didn't even think of Pleasance in the role. But honestly, I think we all knew that was going to be the case, didn't we? But I was shocked (SHOCKED!) at how well Scout Taylor-Compton slid into Jamie Lee Curtis' shoes, and how much charisma she has, and how effortlessly she carries the latter half of the movie. I shouldn't have cared about her, Zombie didn't give me a real reason to, but because of Taylor-Compton I did.

Let's talk about the good first, shall we? Though there isn't a great deal of suspense untilt he final meeting of Laurie and Michael because we know inherently, because we have seen all the movies before and all their imitators, when to expect the scares and when to get the popcorn, Zombie does a phenomenal job of building atmosphere and a sense of location and mood to any given scene. The final showdown between Laurie and Michael is phenomenally done, pitch perfectly choreographed and the tension exploded in the audience, myself included. My ass slid to the edge of my seat and my fingernails began to put indentations in my palm. Zombie got it right. The first time Michael puts on his mask also sent shivers up my spine...however, looking back at this moment now along with other smaller moments I liked, I have to wonder...

...did I shiver and scream because Zombie did a good job creating his own version of Halloween, or because I just love the franchise so much? Having seen all the movies numerous times, perhaps I'm not the right person to be evaluating it, because I'm too close to the material? Maybe. Probably not though.

Remember how I said Zombie did an excellent job with the suspense in the final faceoff? Well, that suspense is nowhere to be found in earlier suspense scenes and killings. And when Zombie kills off certain characters, his style of direction changes from atmosphere building to what I can only describe as him with a handheld camcorder trying to pee with one hand and shoot the scene with the other. Hold the damn camera steady, man!

And there are certain things I can't go into without ruining major plot developments in the film, but there is a certain plot development that involves the rape of a character that should have never gotten out of Zombie's mind and onto the script page. It infuriated me. It was cheap and done for no other reason than to disgust. And it needs to be removed immediately.

The cut I saw was rough, with the old score instead of the new. The good news is that at least half of the film's major problems can be fixed in editing.

The first thing Zombie should do is begin snipping the character of Michael way down, and adding scenes with Laurie. Michael is supposed to be a presence more than a character. A shape. The shape. Suspense and tension is created by how characters we care about, like Laurie, react to that presence instead of just showing us why they should be reacting.

Is "Halloween" a good movie? It can be. But right now, it's a fair movie that doesn't deserve to be as good as it is.

You can call me...
B-Tizzle





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2ND
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 20th, 2007
07:26:59 PM
2nd
by Gandalf the redwhiteandblue
Jun 20th, 2007
07:27:31 PM
JOKER NEEDS TO PIMP SLAP ROB ZOMBIE!
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 20th, 2007
07:27:40 PM
Stupid slasher shit
by jumba7777
Jun 20th, 2007
07:27:57 PM
Damn So close to first
by Gandalf the redwhiteandblue
Jun 20th, 2007
07:28:11 PM
I LOVE HOW EVERY REVIEWER THAT GETS INTO A RANDOM
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 20th, 2007
07:31:07 PM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS OMEN REMAKE!!!
by Err
Jun 20th, 2007
07:31:21 PM
Useless info
by Gandalf the redwhiteandblue
Jun 20th, 2007
07:31:30 PM
his soul is black as pitch!
by captainCAPSLOCK
Jun 20th, 2007
07:32:45 PM
bellbottoms
by brassai2003
Jun 20th, 2007
07:34:22 PM
wow
by JoJoe316
Jun 20th, 2007
07:36:23 PM
Wow....who cares?
by Gus Van Rant
Jun 20th, 2007
07:37:01 PM
Danielle Harris? Is she naked?
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 20th, 2007
07:38:30 PM
How can you take this review seriously when...
by Gus Van Rant
Jun 20th, 2007
07:39:29 PM
HAND HELD CAMERA
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 20th, 2007
07:39:37 PM
Van Rant is Right
by Duke of Hurl
Jun 20th, 2007
07:41:36 PM
So, is The Shape lacking super powers now?
by The Dum Guy
Jun 20th, 2007
07:45:41 PM
How come if someone claims it is their favorite horror
by Alonzo Mosely
Jun 20th, 2007
07:46:35 PM
Why not Werewolf Woman of the SS next?
by Quake II
Jun 20th, 2007
07:48:59 PM
this guys isnt a fan
by phoenixmagi
Jun 20th, 2007
07:50:02 PM
The Dum Guy
by Alonzo Mosely
Jun 20th, 2007
07:50:03 PM
Alonzo Mosely, people still have passion, but...
by The Dum Guy
Jun 20th, 2007
07:50:27 PM
So, he dies in the end?
by The Dum Guy
Jun 20th, 2007
07:51:51 PM
Im going..
by Redfive!
Jun 20th, 2007
07:53:40 PM
This isn't John Carpenter's Halloween
by Duke of Hurl
Jun 20th, 2007
07:54:07 PM
yeah um remakes suck
by phoenixmagi
Jun 20th, 2007
07:54:47 PM
Going to TX Frightmare Convention...
by TheRealSeveren
Jun 20th, 2007
07:59:01 PM
RealSeveren
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 20th, 2007
08:02:42 PM
I doubt that this guy has seen
by HOTDOGVNDR
Jun 20th, 2007
08:07:18 PM
Still has to be better than that Hostel shit
by Atticus Finch
Jun 20th, 2007
08:11:06 PM
A good horror film isn't about the killer
by veritasses
Jun 20th, 2007
08:13:05 PM
Rob Zombies 7000 MySpace friends
by NachoNegro
Jun 20th, 2007
08:16:14 PM
"...a better concept than "Friday""
by Bobo_Vision
Jun 20th, 2007
08:18:23 PM
Atticus--
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 20th, 2007
08:18:46 PM
proof that widescreen is better? lol
by Bouncy X
Jun 20th, 2007
08:20:28 PM
Tim Story's Halloween
by budbundy1978
Jun 20th, 2007
08:33:34 PM
Darth Vader,Hannibal Lecter,now Michael Myers
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
09:10:01 PM
WHO GETS RAPED ALREADY? SCREW SPOILERS!
by jojo-pimp
Jun 20th, 2007
09:10:14 PM
It's Pleasence, not
by bobster52
Jun 20th, 2007
09:14:04 PM
THIS, IS MY MECCAAAAAA!!!!!!!
by HueyFreeman
Jun 20th, 2007
09:19:32 PM
It's some crazy bitch at the asylum that gets raped!
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
09:23:01 PM
Nah,actually it's Finn from the Sopranos gets raped.
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
09:27:34 PM
Maybe we should remake Godfather and Shawshank
by Ashok0
Jun 20th, 2007
09:55:22 PM
SISKEL & EBERT RULE US ALL!!!!!!!!
by wackybantha
Jun 20th, 2007
10:07:26 PM
Yeah, definitely remake Godfather...
by McFrye
Jun 20th, 2007
10:10:02 PM
Turns out, Myers' father was...
by mattysan
Jun 20th, 2007
10:17:23 PM
A "REBOOT" IS EXACTLY WHAT "HALLOWEEN" NEEDS!!!!
by Playkins
Jun 20th, 2007
10:41:01 PM
Michael just needs a HUG
by George Newman
Jun 20th, 2007
10:47:34 PM
Playkins...
by McFrye
Jun 20th, 2007
10:51:27 PM
"They definitely needed to restart Halloween."
by Alonzo Mosely
Jun 20th, 2007
10:58:43 PM
Because:
by Playkins
Jun 20th, 2007
11:33:14 PM
Fuck rob zombie!
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
11:44:52 PM
Hey Gang! Let's do THIS...
by Kirbymanly
Jun 20th, 2007
11:58:24 PM
SISKEL EBERT?
by Screentime
Jun 21st, 2007
12:00:12 AM
I agree 100% with Kirbymanly
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 21st, 2007
12:03:56 AM
Jesus, you guys miss the point of the remakes...
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jun 21st, 2007
12:12:50 AM
This review seems plantish
by TVguy4566
Jun 21st, 2007
12:13:39 AM
riiiiiiiiight!
by redfist
Jun 21st, 2007
12:17:53 AM
Redfist, I know I won't....
by Kirbymanly
Jun 21st, 2007
12:26:30 AM
Nope,redfist some of us actually have something
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 21st, 2007
12:28:07 AM
Actually there's 2 HILLS HAVE EYES 2s
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 21st, 2007
12:29:32 AM
Just got off the phone with Rob Zombie...
by i pwn teh suk and i pwn it well
Jun 21st, 2007
12:43:12 AM
McDowell as Loomis
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Jun 21st, 2007
12:54:32 AM
awesome Siskel & Ebert clip! NO MORE FRANCHISES!
by Mogwai Democracy
Jun 21st, 2007
01:03:48 AM
The original is perfect.
by El Scorcho
Jun 21st, 2007
01:17:37 AM
El Scorcho, TORTURE PWN, let's lead...
by Kirbymanly
Jun 21st, 2007
01:30:51 AM
There are still much more original movies than remakes!
by DerLanghaarige
Jun 21st, 2007
01:44:26 AM
No Way It's Better Than....
by Tidmore
Jun 21st, 2007
02:11:56 AM
Choice quotes
by Terence James
Jun 21st, 2007
02:31:27 AM
Loomis has a BOMB IN HIS RIBCAGE and jive-talks
by Doctor_Sin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:52:29 AM
Zombie vs. Halloween
by TheHorror
Jun 21st, 2007
03:57:57 AM
B-Tizzle = B-Shit...
by Monkey_King
Jun 21st, 2007
03:59:29 AM
TORTURE PWN
by redfist
Jun 21st, 2007
04:11:11 AM
Oh and the kid that said the OV of Halloween
by redfist
Jun 21st, 2007
04:18:18 AM
Michael Myers? Pah! Two words...
by i pwn teh suk and i pwn it well
Jun 21st, 2007
04:21:48 AM
redo/remodel
by neurosis
Jun 21st, 2007
04:21:58 AM
Sad aint it...
by FILMFUNK
Jun 21st, 2007
04:28:07 AM
Torture PWN will be in the theater opening day!!
by Poisonouskid
Jun 21st, 2007
05:32:39 AM
The Michael Bay Syndrome
by Fenrisulfr
Jun 21st, 2007
06:23:30 AM
Eli Roth was 1st to remake his own movie
by Kloipy
Jun 21st, 2007
06:29:51 AM
The Michael Bay Syndrome
by CuervoJones
Jun 21st, 2007
06:34:17 AM
There should have been a revolt to not see Hostel 2...
by Atticus Finch
Jun 21st, 2007
06:47:52 AM
Here we go again...
by Charles Sheen
Jun 21st, 2007
07:25:03 AM
Charles Sheen
by TVguy4566
Jun 21st, 2007
10:24:51 AM
Last I checked zombie & Roth were 2 different people
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 21st, 2007
11:10:36 AM
And I PROMISE you I'll NOT be there opening day
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 21st, 2007
11:13:27 AM
Halloween 3
by Mace Tofu
Jun 21st, 2007
07:38:11 PM
Rob Zombie's John Carpenter's Halloween
by MaryTylerMorbid
Jul 1st, 2007
07:08:56 AM
better than i thought
by stratch
Jul 1st, 2007
09:05:32 PM

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