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Johnny Vendeta gives us his thoughts on a test screening of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Quint announces he's headed to London and they decide to test screen Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN. This can't be mere chance... or is it? Heh. Well, I know a positive review of Zombie's HALLOWEEN is going to cause many cries of plant - but reading Johnny Vendeta's review makes a lot of sense. For one - he's got the details right, based off the script I read. AND - the criticism for a lack of suspense due to the extreme focus on Michael's character... rings very true, but the reaction to the film shifting from an atmospheric suspense horror slasher film to a more brutal action horror film - feels like what Rob Zombie was intending from the direction the script went in. I'm just glad that it seems to be on a good track - although personally... I wish Zombie had created his own slasher character and left remakes alone. He can generate amazing original material, and I hope after this, that that's the direction he goes in. Here's Johnny's review...

Hello Harry,

This is the first time that I have ever written a review for your site. Hopefully your review of my review won't be harsh, but here it goes....

Last night, I had the pleasure of being invited to see one of the first screenings of Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' last night on 34th Street in NYC.

First, let me start off by saying that I LOVED John Carpenter's original 'Halloween'. The original is a classic and each following sequel had exponentially decreased in quality. But the character is a classic. Freddy is too humorous. Jason is a rip-off of Michael. Chucky is just ridiculous. Michael is the only horror villain whom, if I was in his line of sight, I would probably be paralyzed in terror.

Onto the movie. It was a rough cut. They said the sound and picture would be a bit off. The picture was great. They used John Carpenter's original score and Blue Oyster Cult's 'Don't Fear The Reaper'.

(Minor Spoilers Ahead)

The film opens with Michael as a young boy living with his family. He had already begun torturing and killing several pets. This doesn't jar his family. After the school's principal finds photo's of dead animals in Michael's desk, questions directed towards Michael's mother regarding this issue ensue. The solution of psychiatric help is brought up. Enter Dr. Loomis, brilliantly played by Malcolm McDowell.

Michael then begins to up his game and seek revenge out on a school boy, who had previously tormented the hell out of him. Michael then stays home on the night of Halloween and goes on a murderous rampage in his house. That's right, not just his sister Judith (played by the grown up 'Jenny' from Forrest Gump) meets her demise. The result is brutal.

Michael is then sent off to an asylum receiving several visits from the child psychiatrist, Dr. Loomis. Fifteen years later, Michael breaks out of the asylum and heads 100 miles toward Haddonfield to go on another killing rampage on Halloween again to find his younger sister, Laurie.

The actress who plays Laurie is pretty good (Jamie Lee Curtis is a tough act to follow), but not enough time is really spent with her character. I felt as though Rob Zombie wanted to cut to the chase and bring us Michael in top form on Halloween night. The fate of some characters are different. The scene at the very end of the teaser trailer IS in the movie, sans the girls top clothing. I won't give much more away.

The Pros:

- The beginning. The brutality of what young Michael unleashes is pretty damn brutally effective.

- Adult Michael KICKS ASS. He beats the living sh*t out of people...literally. He's back and he's more brutal than before.

- When Michael finally confronts Laurie, it is INTENSE.

- Supporting characters: Malcolm McDowell is very good. He's humorous and just so damn real. Brad Dourif is great as Chief Brackett. Danny Trejo and his sideburns...has a nice cameo.

- The first introduction of the mask is really CREEPY.

The Cons:

- Lack of suspense. A huge element of what made the original 'Halloween' work was it's suspense. In the remake, Michael is on screen for a majority of the film. You know where he is in almost every scene and you can guess at what he is about to do. What else is he gonna do? Bake a cake?

- In some scenes when Michael is attacking a character, the camera shakes like hell. I felt like I was watching the Bourne Supremacy.

- The rape of a character. Enough said.

- The very ending. After the film was over, I wasn't terrified like the original. Brief flashbacks to when Michael and Laurie were kids contribute to that lack of terror.

As a huge fan of the original, I did enjoy the movie. It never dragged. It was shocking and there are many surprises. The dialog is just what you'd expect from a Rob Zombie film. This is Rob Zombie's 'Halloween'. He took away most of the suspense, but brought us more relentless action.

Bring us another one, Rob.

7 out of 10

Johnny Vendeta

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Ugh
by Mister Man
Jun 20th, 2007
01:23:11 PM
This year....Halloween...comes early!!!
by Lando Griffin
Jun 20th, 2007
01:25:25 PM
Hostel 2 all over again?
by Tripman5000
Jun 20th, 2007
01:26:47 PM
Everytime hollywood films a remake...
by Milkyfresh
Jun 20th, 2007
01:27:42 PM
Damn typos.
by Tripman5000
Jun 20th, 2007
01:28:55 PM
Yo
by Lewish
Jun 20th, 2007
01:30:40 PM
It doesn't sound that bad.
by thecommoncold368
Jun 20th, 2007
01:30:43 PM
I'll Netflix it
by SithMenace
Jun 20th, 2007
01:30:54 PM
The new Hollywood definition of horror
by WhiteNnerdy
Jun 20th, 2007
01:31:20 PM
Rape of a character
by Lando Griffin
Jun 20th, 2007
01:36:57 PM
Michael doesn't rape anyone
by Banshee7
Jun 20th, 2007
01:42:52 PM
Michael rapes someone?
by tompiltoff
Jun 20th, 2007
01:43:48 PM
i'll watch it but i wont be happy doing it....
by JeanLuc Dickhard
Jun 20th, 2007
01:44:52 PM
Planty Mcplantville
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jun 20th, 2007
01:45:07 PM
When this comes out I'll watch the original on dvd
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 20th, 2007
01:45:15 PM
(gunshot) YOU ROB ZOMBIE ! ! !
by Pound Sand
Jun 20th, 2007
01:45:28 PM
I think the clip with Siskel and Ebert was...
by mrfan
Jun 20th, 2007
01:46:02 PM
So John Carpenter DOES have a cameo
by The Grey Ghost
Jun 20th, 2007
01:46:33 PM
What about the music?
by Kirbymanly
Jun 20th, 2007
01:54:02 PM
Yippee Kai Yay. . .
by cdubbs727
Jun 20th, 2007
01:56:44 PM
So that was a William Shatner mask, right?
by TheAFLACDuck
Jun 20th, 2007
01:56:51 PM
Sounds Great.
by irc-Hollywood
Jun 20th, 2007
01:59:42 PM
Sounds every bit the piece of dog shit that I expected
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
02:01:13 PM
So the Doctor rapes Michael or...........
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 20th, 2007
02:02:06 PM
A rape scene in Halloween =
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
02:04:43 PM
Haven't seen any of Zombie's films
by Spandau Belly
Jun 20th, 2007
02:08:06 PM
We all hope the rape is not...
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
02:08:14 PM
Rape!? What, is George Lucas in this?
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 20th, 2007
02:09:57 PM
Rape scene
by Darth Melkor
Jun 20th, 2007
02:11:12 PM
Soylent
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
02:11:43 PM
Fuck this steaming pile of dog shit.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jun 20th, 2007
02:13:19 PM
Oh, yeah, that happens to me all the time
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
02:13:24 PM
Fuck Hostel!
by Atticus Finch
Jun 20th, 2007
02:13:44 PM
Kirbymanly
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
02:16:40 PM
HALLOWEEN WILL SUCK LIKE THIS SUMMER!!!
by ludmir88
Jun 20th, 2007
02:22:14 PM
He LITERALLY kicks the shit out of people?
by godoffireinhell
Jun 20th, 2007
02:22:23 PM
Fuck rob zombie!
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
02:23:12 PM
Sounds promising
by kilik777
Jun 20th, 2007
02:24:47 PM
I'll be checking it out!
by the darkman
Jun 20th, 2007
02:28:57 PM
Don't (gunshot) Care anymore...
by MetaFreePhorAll
Jun 20th, 2007
02:29:45 PM
A rape scene??!!??!!
by Mike_D
Jun 20th, 2007
02:29:56 PM
halloween minus the suspense
by lionbiu
Jun 20th, 2007
02:30:37 PM
Get Your Tickets Now
by bobbyjoe
Jun 20th, 2007
02:33:39 PM
The character that gets raped...
by rev_skarekroe
Jun 20th, 2007
02:33:47 PM
I think the rape scene is..
by mrfan
Jun 20th, 2007
02:34:51 PM
Hostel of 1,000 Corpses
by Spandau Belly
Jun 20th, 2007
02:38:18 PM
This still sounds like a load of (gunshot) crap.
by Catnip_Thieves
Jun 20th, 2007
02:39:45 PM
rob zombie's a phony and a hack.
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
02:40:06 PM
Why deos a rape scene ruin the movie?
by Kizeesh
Jun 20th, 2007
02:44:35 PM
So Michael is a redneck psycho...
by spud mcspud
Jun 20th, 2007
02:54:52 PM
bobbyjoe is right
by WhiteNnerdy
Jun 20th, 2007
02:54:59 PM
Too bad the new mask isn't made by Silver Shamrock.
by Nice Marmot
Jun 20th, 2007
03:03:28 PM
SHIT MASK GOTTA EAT
by Stuntcock Mike
Jun 20th, 2007
03:04:00 PM
hopefully someone will leak this to the internets
by wash
Jun 20th, 2007
03:07:34 PM
Next up: Green day remakes Footloose.
by Diagnostic
Jun 20th, 2007
03:08:41 PM
another make-up/fx demo reel posing as film
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 20th, 2007
03:09:35 PM
best thing about this movie
by tonamania
Jun 20th, 2007
03:10:28 PM
Whatever happened to the good horror flicks
by veritasses
Jun 20th, 2007
03:11:35 PM
a thought
by tonamania
Jun 20th, 2007
03:12:24 PM
veritasses
by tonamania
Jun 20th, 2007
03:14:39 PM
ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS
by THE KNIGHT
Jun 20th, 2007
03:15:10 PM
What "amazing original material" can Cummings generate?
by Stalin vs Predator
Jun 20th, 2007
03:16:49 PM
this sucks
by tonamania
Jun 20th, 2007
03:17:03 PM
Hate on the Zombie all you want...
by C00L DUD3
Jun 20th, 2007
03:19:05 PM
I would rather see H20 than this movie
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 20th, 2007
03:22:03 PM
This could be good as long as...
by jojo-pimp
Jun 20th, 2007
03:22:45 PM
Yippy ki-yay, monkey feeder!
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
03:35:31 PM
It would be funny if...
by Abominable Snowcone
Jun 20th, 2007
03:37:14 PM
This would've been a mediocre and derivitive slasher
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
03:38:30 PM
Maybe Rob can remake Psycho now
by Bash_Branigan
Jun 20th, 2007
03:38:53 PM
hahah zombie as a director
by haitu
Jun 20th, 2007
03:39:12 PM
finally
by eatwheatbread
Jun 20th, 2007
03:41:35 PM
What do you expect?
by MJAYACE
Jun 20th, 2007
03:41:39 PM
So, yeah...
by Kid Z
Jun 20th, 2007
03:44:13 PM
Damn you people!
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 20th, 2007
03:44:37 PM
By the way....
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 20th, 2007
03:47:06 PM
Devils rejects was a fantastic film, and although
by bongo123
Jun 20th, 2007
03:49:53 PM
The original halloween was
by huggerorange
Jun 20th, 2007
03:53:39 PM
I'm not fond of remakes myself
by Jak0lantern01
Jun 20th, 2007
03:59:11 PM
This positive review has dampened my enthusiasm.
by Homer Sexual
Jun 20th, 2007
04:00:53 PM
The Thing remake is coming
by ebolamonkey
Jun 20th, 2007
04:05:09 PM
hating rape scenes more and more...
by Judge Briggs
Jun 20th, 2007
04:07:05 PM
It sounds liked expected it to be...
by Gatack
Jun 20th, 2007
04:09:20 PM
If they could make a Jaws
by huggerorange
Jun 20th, 2007
04:13:07 PM
halloween without suspense =
by lionbiu
Jun 20th, 2007
04:13:18 PM
ill see this for malcolm mcdowell only
by Spacesheik
Jun 20th, 2007
04:13:58 PM
Torture Pwn
by ScamsAndFlams
Jun 20th, 2007
04:22:01 PM
But...
by McClane_Corleone
Jun 20th, 2007
04:24:14 PM
Remember when Rob was bitching about Halloween toys?
by BitterMan23
Jun 20th, 2007
04:25:11 PM
hmm
by McClane_Corleone
Jun 20th, 2007
04:25:41 PM
not halloweeny enough!!!
by the_man_from_Rio
Jun 20th, 2007
04:28:09 PM
Nipples on Michael Myers=Flames on Jaimie Lee's mangina
by Gotta Eat Mancats
Jun 20th, 2007
04:38:13 PM
7 year old Michael Myers raping Jenny=Shia fucking cats
by Gotta Eat Mancats
Jun 20th, 2007
04:40:02 PM
Sounds boring....
by Cleyu
Jun 20th, 2007
04:41:53 PM
Yawnnnnnnnn
by livrule
Jun 20th, 2007
04:49:15 PM
NO JAWS REMAKE!!!!
by erichaislar
Jun 20th, 2007
04:51:49 PM
People are raped in real life and that doesn't ruin...
by performingmonkey
Jun 20th, 2007
04:53:25 PM
Taking it up a notch...
by emptystan
Jun 20th, 2007
04:55:11 PM
Is Danielle Harris naked in it?
by guerillakarma
Jun 20th, 2007
04:56:11 PM
TRICK-OR-TREAT, MOTHERFUCKA!
by HueyFreeman
Jun 20th, 2007
04:57:04 PM
Jaws remake
by Kamala
Jun 20th, 2007
04:57:42 PM
JOKER LINES IN THE DARK KNIGHT!!
by connor187
Jun 20th, 2007
04:59:26 PM
so michael kills two rapists?
by slappy jones
Jun 20th, 2007
05:03:53 PM
DAWN of the DEAD remake
by zooch
Jun 20th, 2007
05:08:44 PM
Yes, Danielle Harris is topless in this.
by Banshee7
Jun 20th, 2007
05:14:52 PM
scams and flams,two different movies
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
05:26:42 PM
soylentmean
by Admiral Kirk
Jun 20th, 2007
05:29:29 PM
The Thing isn't a remake it's an adaption
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
05:37:22 PM
OH MAN!!!!
by BRUTICUS
Jun 20th, 2007
05:39:23 PM
Michael raping someone feels right
by la_sith
Jun 20th, 2007
05:40:47 PM
Any of you watched Halloween lately?
by BRUTICUS
Jun 20th, 2007
05:41:51 PM
RAPE SCENE NEEDS TOM ATKINS
by la_sith
Jun 20th, 2007
05:44:02 PM
I'll see this-- but I'd prefer a Rob Z Friday the 13th
by ZeroCorpse
Jun 20th, 2007
05:48:54 PM
How about
by Admiral Kirk
Jun 20th, 2007
05:53:55 PM
I said it before..I'll say it again..
by skimn
Jun 20th, 2007
06:11:11 PM
Can I Just Say One Thing?
by Mr. Winston
Jun 20th, 2007
06:23:55 PM
Meyers has the advantage
by JackTheMime
Jun 20th, 2007
06:32:26 PM
holy fuck. i just got back from witnessing FF2 AND
by future help
Jun 20th, 2007
06:35:17 PM
and someone siad before: I DID'NT WORK for VADER.
by future help
Jun 20th, 2007
06:36:53 PM
IT DIDN"T WORK FOR VADER.
by future help
Jun 20th, 2007
06:37:42 PM
Rob Zombie sucks
by Bruno Diaz
Jun 20th, 2007
06:38:33 PM
Wait... what the fuck???
by Mr_Deadite
Jun 20th, 2007
06:39:11 PM
THIS YEAR'S LITTLE MISS REMAKE CRAP!
by Err
Jun 20th, 2007
06:51:00 PM
Laurie wasn't Michael's sister in HALLOWEEN
by Charles Grady
Jun 20th, 2007
07:01:59 PM
The Thing is not a remake ...
by livrule
Jun 20th, 2007
07:26:54 PM
I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is…
by screamster101
Jun 20th, 2007
07:51:11 PM
Yawn--wait, Danielle Harris pops her top?
by thegreatwhatzit
Jun 20th, 2007
07:51:17 PM
Rape Scene *SPOILER*!!!
by screamster101
Jun 20th, 2007
07:58:59 PM
IT DIDN'T WORK FOR HANNIBAL EITHER
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
08:09:21 PM
"He literally beats the living shit out of people"???
by Womb2dooM
Jun 20th, 2007
08:20:45 PM
ROB ZOMBIE'S Miracle on 34th Street
by Nate Champion
Jun 20th, 2007
08:36:15 PM
Does LeBouf mean "the fart" in French?
by mattysan
Jun 20th, 2007
10:07:07 PM
Megatron rapes Shia LeBoof
by INWOsuxRED
Jun 20th, 2007
10:09:20 PM
Pretty sad when even the PLANTS give
by TORTURE PWN
Jun 20th, 2007
10:10:15 PM
Is there a scene in this movie where..
by mattysan
Jun 20th, 2007
10:20:57 PM
"What else is he gonna do? Bake a cake?"
by Dave I
Jun 20th, 2007
10:33:53 PM
Why can't people remake carpenters Bad movies....?
by Sgt Rock
Jun 20th, 2007
10:34:43 PM
danielle harris nude?
by hellnback
Jun 21st, 2007
12:37:24 AM
I'll see this because... oh wait, I won't see this.
by Mogwai Democracy
Jun 21st, 2007
01:33:26 AM
Jesus
by SithMenace
Jun 21st, 2007
01:36:33 AM
No mention of the Gotta Take A Shit Mask = Plant
by Doctor_Sin
Jun 21st, 2007
03:51:23 AM
Before Michael starts doing all this evil stuff . . .
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jun 21st, 2007
04:58:23 AM
About the rape scene . . .
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jun 21st, 2007
04:59:35 AM
sexy rape?
by Kloipy
Jun 21st, 2007
07:26:34 AM
"...Busta Rhymes cameo..."
by C00L DUD3
Jun 21st, 2007
02:35:18 PM

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