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Someone very cool shows up in XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE - in this TV spot - spoiler?

Hey folks, Harry here...  The world just keeps shocking us.   Now - I put a spoiler tag on this, in the rare case that it hasn't already been spoiled for you.   I know I know, never bury the lead, but man...  I almost got to the movie without knowing this - and sure, it's exciting, but let's be serious.   I watch Vin Diesel movies.  It's kinda all I need to know.   Cuz the entire time I watch the movie, I know that between films he's renting castles and doing LARPING and D&D with his friends - and if that's still true or not, doesn't matter.  But once upon a time, he told me that - person to person.   And...  yeah, DOCUMENTARY PLEASE!   

Ok so just in case you don't want to see the TV spot with a huge awesome spoiler in it....  Turn back after the countdown...

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OK - so you wanna see this shit - I'll embed now...

 




Isn't that fun?  XXX: STATE OF THE UNION was a traumatizingly awful film, I thought.   But the hate of that film was never aimed at Ice Cube, it just felt the rest of the film was lacking ...  across the board.   But he's back.   Not only that, they seem to be pumping up the radicalness - and DONNIE YEN!   I just want DONNIE YEN to win.   He should kill everyone.   He is one with the force and the force is with him.   

Film is hitting January 20th!   I am so curious about the water motorcycle sequence.   It's... insane.   I think I'm in love.

Keep it cool,

 

Harry

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