Merrick here...
A lengthy/detailed review (more like a full-on evisceration, really) of Paul W.S. Anderson's script for CASTLEVANIA has been posted by CC2K. It goes something like this:

Does Anderson have any idea how fucking cool it would be to bring in some of these experts to choreograph all of the stunts and fight scenes with a similar chain whip? Obviously not because he chose to arm Castlevania’s hero with a fucking sword. Idiot.

...says the write-up, which you can find...

HERE!!!