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SOUTH PARK Gives The 'Mormon Treatment' To Scientology!!

I am – Hercules!!

“I’ve been waiting 42 years for this day.”

“That’s John Travolta and Tom Cruise, our big Scientologists. Do you believe me now?”

“You’re not Gene Hackman or that guy who played Napoleon Dynamite, but you’re okay.”

“But. But. I'm not in here.”

“Hey. It's really nice in here.”

“You are SO sued, kid!”

Stick around for the credits. And take up valuable bandwidth with your predictions and reactions.

10 p.m. Wednesday. Comedy Central.

Dum dum dum dum dum.









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'You are so sued.' 'Go ahead! Sue me!'
by MartinBlank
Nov 16th, 2005
09:33:56 PM
Good Stuff
by DanielKurland
Nov 16th, 2005
09:34:27 PM
Classic
by tbransonlives
Nov 16th, 2005
09:37:38 PM
You're making baby Xenu cry
by Zoidberg
Nov 16th, 2005
09:39:50 PM
Fucking awesome.
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 16th, 2005
09:41:34 PM
i can't believe they just did that...
by mrgreentheplant
Nov 16th, 2005
09:44:27 PM
Holy shit that was sweet.
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 16th, 2005
09:48:06 PM
Best part:
by MartinBlank
Nov 16th, 2005
09:53:40 PM

by BenjaminGrimm
Nov 16th, 2005
09:54:37 PM
Completely, totally, utterly brilliant
by SnowDogs
Nov 16th, 2005
09:55:30 PM
And they showed class by not bringing Kate or their kid into it
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 16th, 2005
10:00:19 PM
End credits
by SnowDogs
Nov 16th, 2005
10:01:18 PM
Good Lost episode
by YouInRawbIns?
Nov 16th, 2005
10:05:43 PM
They are going to get sued,
by The Tao of Joe
Nov 16th, 2005
10:09:50 PM
What the fuck is this?
by mattw
Nov 16th, 2005
10:28:29 PM
John Travolta!!!!! LOL!!!!!
by dirkcalloway
Nov 16th, 2005
10:31:49 PM
I'm not coming out of the closet
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 16th, 2005
10:34:51 PM
they're repeating it at 12:30 AM
by Whedon
Nov 16th, 2005
10:53:31 PM
Katie, would you consider playing Wonder Woman?
by splungiest
Nov 16th, 2005
10:54:43 PM
I'll be masturbating at 12:30 AM
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 16th, 2005
10:55:34 PM
so what will isaac hayes think?
by Toe Jam
Nov 16th, 2005
11:09:55 PM
Dude, when was the last time you saw Chef on South Park?
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 16th, 2005
11:35:06 PM
Off the E-meter charts
by Banky the Hack
Nov 17th, 2005
12:02:56 AM
You're just a tracer, Banky
by ErnieAnderson
Nov 17th, 2005
12:04:34 AM
great episode
by Whedon
Nov 17th, 2005
12:14:08 AM
I'll trace a chalkline....
by Banky the Hack
Nov 17th, 2005
12:21:50 AM
Best Episode Ever
by WickedMonster
Nov 17th, 2005
12:24:59 AM
Huge frickin' balls
by reinhold
Nov 17th, 2005
12:27:31 AM
Parody
by Banky the Hack
Nov 17th, 2005
12:32:23 AM
Trey and Matt for President & VP in '08
by SifoDyasJr.
Nov 17th, 2005
12:37:36 AM
easily the best episode of the season
by Rindain
Nov 17th, 2005
12:38:51 AM
Thanks John & Jane!
by Alen Smithee
Nov 17th, 2005
12:46:55 AM
"Please Mr. Cruise, we know you're in there. Come out of the
by L.H.Puttgrass
Nov 17th, 2005
03:23:02 AM
it was "meh". kenny, cartman and kyle were in it for 4 minutes o
by jig98
Nov 17th, 2005
06:10:45 AM
There was no use going after Cruise's other shenannigans
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 17th, 2005
07:08:28 AM
people are still typing "meh"?
by slone13
Nov 17th, 2005
08:17:33 AM
Jason Lee is a Scientologist?
by JustBen
Nov 17th, 2005
08:26:36 AM
That was a hell of a rant on silly minutia, slone13
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 17th, 2005
08:42:27 AM
Hey, JustBen...
by DocPazuzu
Nov 17th, 2005
08:46:20 AM
Sucker Celebs
by Banky the Hack
Nov 17th, 2005
08:48:45 AM
Slone 13 I read your post,, and thought..
by Yeti
Nov 17th, 2005
09:29:11 AM
Veronica Mars's Jason Dohring is also a Scientologist
by DanielKurland
Nov 17th, 2005
10:55:06 AM
I'm with you JustBen - Jason Lee?!?!?!
by Lando Griffin
Nov 17th, 2005
11:24:39 AM
Wonder Woman is such a babe
by BendersShinyAss
Nov 17th, 2005
11:31:37 AM
Issac Hayes!!!
by Nairb The Movie
Nov 17th, 2005
11:54:18 AM
Not a bad mrtwig.net :P, but that "This is what scientologists a
by SalvatoreGravano
Nov 17th, 2005
12:07:44 PM
Re: "that "This is what scientologists actually believe" was ext
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 17th, 2005
12:26:52 PM
No way Salvatore
by Banky the Hack
Nov 17th, 2005
12:34:45 PM
R. Kelly
by Uninvisible
Nov 17th, 2005
12:39:28 PM
"This is what scientologists actually believe
by Darth_Nader
Nov 17th, 2005
12:46:54 PM
I love the credits!!!
by Russman
Nov 17th, 2005
01:37:55 PM
"this is what scientologists actually believe"
by Lando Griffin
Nov 17th, 2005
01:45:22 PM
I've known about these fucks for years...
by Wungolioth
Nov 17th, 2005
01:58:43 PM
Chef...
by Wungolioth
Nov 17th, 2005
02:11:09 PM
I've seen Kevin Smith speak at the Nuart in Santa Monica, an
by Lenny Nero
Nov 17th, 2005
02:29:41 PM
Scientology Celebs
by JustBen
Nov 17th, 2005
02:38:10 PM
Isaac Hayes gets the Shaft!
by OptimusPrimeTime
Nov 17th, 2005
02:40:58 PM
wanna know who else are humourless...
by emeraldboy
Nov 17th, 2005
02:51:56 PM
I Want To Start My Own Relgion Too
by ZombieSolutions
Nov 17th, 2005
03:00:26 PM
OptimusPrimeTime...
by Wungolioth
Nov 17th, 2005
03:12:13 PM
re: Wungolioth & Animation
by mustang_dvs
Nov 17th, 2005
03:26:56 PM
evangelicals
by Lando Griffin
Nov 17th, 2005
03:34:46 PM
When is this on again??
by Spike Fett
Nov 17th, 2005
03:46:44 PM
Quote from L. Ron Hubbard crica 1949
by StubePT
Nov 17th, 2005
03:55:21 PM
WOW!
by ChrisPC24
Nov 17th, 2005
04:42:19 PM
Maybe Isaac Left
by holidill
Nov 17th, 2005
04:57:26 PM
hopefully they'll have a Kaballah show
by Noam
Nov 17th, 2005
05:38:53 PM
p.s. a question
by Noam
Nov 17th, 2005
05:43:02 PM
They did an Elian Gonzales episode in 3 days.
by Citizen Arcane
Nov 17th, 2005
05:44:06 PM
how can people actually beleive in scientology?
by jrbarker
Nov 17th, 2005
07:40:48 PM
"Chef WILL be back."
by El Scorcho
Nov 17th, 2005
10:04:18 PM
Quite possibly, the BEST EPISODE EVER.
by zillabeast
Nov 18th, 2005
02:40:39 AM
ZombieSolutions, it already exists
by MGTHEDJ
Nov 18th, 2005
04:44:23 AM
non-xenu scientologists
by xocgx
Nov 18th, 2005
09:19:26 AM
They still got it. Fuckin Hysterical
by R.C. the "Wise"
Nov 18th, 2005
10:54:34 AM
Hopefully it will make people think after laughing...
by Diskatopia
Nov 18th, 2005
12:13:11 PM
Doesnt ANYONE here know...
by Belledonna
Nov 18th, 2005
12:33:20 PM
I laughed so hard I work up the baby.
by The Skeptical
Nov 18th, 2005
01:54:47 PM
Eps like this are why this is the best TV comedy ever
by _Maltheus_
Nov 18th, 2005
02:16:53 PM
hysterical!
by Atomik Steve
Nov 18th, 2005
03:29:51 PM
Then you havent heard the story of Jerry Springer the opera
by emeraldboy
Nov 18th, 2005
03:38:26 PM
The Truth is Out There
by Tsubame Gunkan
Nov 18th, 2005
03:43:04 PM
Fox Mulder?
by lynxpro
Nov 18th, 2005
05:08:57 PM
How's Scientology any dumber than Christianity?
by Film Whisperer
Nov 18th, 2005
07:46:30 PM
Wrong, Emeraldboy
by theBigE
Nov 18th, 2005
10:03:46 PM
Wrong Emeraldboy by theBigE
by emeraldboy
Nov 19th, 2005
09:01:16 AM
Rumor on Creation of Scientology
by CleverScreenName
Nov 19th, 2005
11:30:52 AM
"All Religions Are BS" is total BS
by emvan
Nov 19th, 2005
11:34:47 AM
Anyone?
by Tsubame Gunkan
Nov 19th, 2005
12:27:59 PM
Tsubame...
by LlGHTST0RMER
Nov 19th, 2005
02:20:43 PM
Back to you, EmeraldBoy
by theBigE
Nov 19th, 2005
09:10:27 PM
South Park-- Scientology
by foma
Nov 20th, 2005
11:03:18 AM
The Bet....
by tensticks
Nov 20th, 2005
06:20:40 PM
Even when Michael jackson was married to Lisa-Marie Presley....
by www.valiens.com
Nov 21st, 2005
02:10:46 PM
Come out of the closet already!
by Nizzuts
Nov 21st, 2005
04:37:02 PM
Funny Ass Episode
by Charles Martel
Nov 22nd, 2005
01:22:44 PM

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