I am – Hercules!!

“And that comment just cost you your opening weekend, Aquafag!”

“I have one goal in my life right now. Drown. ‘Aquaman.’”

They were willing to approach James Cameron, but the little bitches behind “Entourage” fear Harry Knowles as much as they fear Harvey Weinstein, so they decided to make up some chubby, unshaven, curly-haired, bespectacled geek named “R.J.” who runs a website that attracts millions of nerds daily!!

This episode would have been 100 times funnier if they got the real Harry instead of the guy from the fake NBC "Office." Trust me, I know from personal experience that Harry does not fear the black dildos. On-screen or off.

It is now my mission to destroy “Entourage.” Hey, HBO? Thanks for cancelling “Carnviale,” geniuses!! Effective today, Showtime is HBO, and HBO is Starz, bitches!!

P.S., I'm telling Michael DeLuca about "Turtle"!! Prepare for the biggest lawsuit of your life, HBO assholes, even if you did make him taller, skinnier and smarter!!

Were Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader two different people in the early drafts of “The Empire Strikes Back”? All is revealed in The Annotated Screenplays (Star Wars, Episodes IV-VI)!!

Look! A fabulous new book co-edited by big-deal "Buffy"-"Firefly"-"Gilmore Girls" TV writer Jane Espenson. She introduces each of the essays, and the whole book besides:
Finding Serenity: Anti-Heroes, Lost Shepherds and Space Hookers in Joss Whedon's Firefly

Look! A new book by
“Freaks & Geeks” creator Paul Feig!
Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin!!

Look! Christina Ricci cavorts nakedly!
Prozac Nation on DVD!!

Look! Original casting tapes! Deleted scenes!
Audio commentaries! Backstage with Drive Shaft!
Lost: The Complete First Season on DVD!!