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Seinfeld: The Complete Eighth Season was the series’ next to last, and the first without creator/showrunner Larry David.

Jerry breaks up with soulmate Jeannie Steinman (Janeane Garofalo). George is charged with running the foundation named in his dead fiancée’s honor. Kramer begins fighting children. Elaine becomes president of J. Peterman. Jerry meets a beautiful girl with “man hands.” George enters the “forbidden city” where the supermodels hang out. Elaine meets “Bizarro” versions of Jerry, George and Kramer. Elaine demonstrates her dancing acumen. George thinks the photomat girl is up to something. Newman accuses Jerry of mail fraud. Jerry discovers his girlfriend’s (A.J. Langer) mentor is dating Bania. Elaine dates a guy obsessed with an Eagles song. George is rejected by a religious cult. Kramer lets Japanese people sleep in his chest of drawers. Jerry’s career-day booking is bumped. Kramer is menaced by neon Kenny Rogers Roasters signage. Jerry and Kramer switch personalities after they switch apartments. George discovers giving up sex makes him a supergenius. Lawyer Jackie Chiles goes after Big Tobacco on Kramer’s behalf. Jerry discovers in his self-storage cubicle bags of mail Newman never delivered. Kramer takes canine meds and begins to turn into a dog and bites Newman. Elaine dates a “bad breaker-upper.” A store posts Jerry’s bounced check. Elaine’s boyfriend discovers he’s bald. George dates a convict. Kramer gets into cockfighting. Kramer is vexed by girlfriend Emily’s (Sarah Silverman) “jimmy legs.” George investigates his parents’ health and wealth. A destitute Jerry has to sleep in his parents’ Cadillac. George thinks of a witty comeback far too late. Kramer regrets his living will when he learns people can recover from comas. George interviews foundation scholarship candidates. Elaine buys stories from Kramer to ghostwrite Peterman’s biography. Jerry dates a girl (Christine Taylor) everyone else dislikes. George avoids a breakup by hiding. Elaine is put in charge of a foundation honoring someone who never existed. Elaine discovers she lives outside a Chinese restaurant’s delivery zone. Jerry’s girlfriend (Kristin Davis) uses a toothbrush that fell into a toilet. Elaine alienates with her disdain for “The English Patient.” Jerry is challenged by an 80-year-old (Lloyd Bridges) to a weightlifting competition. George builds a bed under his desk. Jerry is suspicious of his dentist’s conversion to Judaism. George is suspicious of his girlfriend’s use of the phrase “Yada yada yada.” Jerry frets about his position on his girlfriend’s (Lauren Graham) speed-dial. Newman and Kramer plan rival millennium parties. Kramer launches a reality bus tour. Elaine finds her idea for a muffin-top store stolen. Seat-filler Kramer gets a Tony award. Jerry begins dating a girl (Amanda Peet) with a live-in boyfriend. A three-month Yankees severance package precipitates plans for a “Summer of George.”

Other season-eight guest stars included Bob Odenkirk, Kyle Gass, Ben Stein, Danny Strong, Bruce Davison, Melinda Clarke, Rena Sofer, Debra Messing, Gedde Wantanabe, Alex Trebek, Derek Jeter, Raquel Welch, Molly Shannon, Brenda Strong, John Michael Higgins, Kathryn Joosten, Chelsea Noble, Neil Flynn, Jack Riley and Robert Wagner.

As per tradition, the new set is packed with commentaries, deleted scenes and mini-docs (including one focusing on creator Larry David’s departure).



Rescue Me, brainchild of comedian Denis Leary and writer Peter Tolan (“The Larry Sanders Show”), is easily my favorite of the FX hourlongs, and one that gets better with each season as volatile and libidinous firefighter Tommy Gavin (Leary) continues to embrace his heroic levels of insanity (which seem now far less tragic than they did when the show launched).

Leary and Tolan wrote eight of season three’s 13 episodes. Teddy’s in jail for avenging the death of Tommy’s son. Tommy’s nephew is boning a hot teacher. Mike and his male roommate grow closer. Sean grows closer to Tommy’s crazy sister and turns into a zombie. Tommy’s brother grows closer to Tommy’s ex-wife. Franco enters a battle of wits with his girlfriend’s developmentally challenged brother. Tommy gets to date somebody who looks exactly like Marisa Tomei, as if Callie Thorne and Andrea Roth weren’t enough to make his head explode.

The season comes in both a standard-definition DVD and Blu-ray edition.

To anticipate the question? The series’ fourth season launches next Wednesday on FX.


Mission: Impossible: The Complete Second Season saw Jim Phelps take over the Impossible Missions Force from Daniel Briggs.

This is no small thing. Jim Phelps was the only character to transition into the motion picture franchise. The series’ only standing set was Daniel Briggs’ apartment. Until the series’ only standing set became Phelps’ apartment.

We got to see no one else’s apartment. Not Paris’. Not Casey’s. Not even Dana Lambert’s. We never learned anything about their lives outside the job, unless those lives were somehow germane to the mission.

For the run of the series (and the 1980s sequel series), Briggs and Phelps were the only full-time employees of the Impossible Missions Force; everybody else had day-jobs. Willy Armitage made his living as a circus strongman. Barney Collier ran an electronics company. Rollin Hand made his living as an actor/magician. Cinnamon Carter was an actress/model.

Phelps was the guy who saw the most tapes self-destruct on his way to toppling crimelords and dictators. He would go on to convince William Shatner that he went back in time.

The original “Mission: Impossible” kind of ruled, more popular in its day than “Alias” was at its peak. It launched alongside Desilu’s “Star Trek” back in 1966, but lasted longer – longer, in fact, than any espionage series ever.

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True story. “Saturday Night Live” was actually called “NBC’s Saturday Night” during its first season because ABC and Howard Cosell had a live primetime variety show that year (starring Cosell and Bill Murray, among others) titled “Saturday Night Live.”

“NBC’s Saturday Night” was the brainchild of 30-year-old writer-producer Lorne Michaels, a Canadian television comedian and “Monty Python” devotee who wrote on (but apparently hated) “Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In” during the early 1970s. But “Saturday Night” was also a direct descendant of Chicago’s Second City and the brilliant National Lampoon Radio Hour, which featured such core future “SNL” writer-performers as John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Michael O’Donoghue, Gilda Radner, Anne Beatts, Bill Murray, Brian Doyle Murray, Christopher Guest, Harry Shearer and George Coe.

One can't underestimate the importance, especially, of O'Donoghue to the lasting impact of SNL's initial seasons. Chase and Belushi brought raw charisma, but O'Donoghue shouldered the gravitas and his troubled sensibilities made certain the shows remained memorable and distinctive three decades later.

O’Donoghue, Belushi and Chase starred in the show’s very first sketch, a funny and Pythonish O’Donoghue-authored piece about a vaguely sinister language instructor and his guileless immigrant student.

SNL had many fathers. Go to IMDb and discover that “Saturday Night’s” original working title was “The Albert Brooks Show.” The 28-year-old Brooks, already contemplating the application of his genius to a feature career, declined Michaels’ invitation to serve as the show’s permanent host, but did agree to make the six short films that season, hilarious efforts that ultimately launched the big-screen career that spawned “Real Life,” “Modern Romance,” “Lost in America” and “Defending Your Life.”

“Saturday Night,” when it arrived, looked like little else on American television. It wasn’t as political as “The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour” or “All in the Family,” but its sensibility was far darker and about a thousand times hipper – the first great TV show for and by the baby-boomers. (Remember that in 1975 good sketch comedy was considered Cher bitching about her mothers-in-law in a launderette, or Mr. Tudball chasing Mrs. Wiggins around the desk on “The Carol Burnett Show.”)

Saturday Night Live: The Complete First Season was the only full season starring Chase, and Chase was, somehow, truly funny in those days. Dan Aykroyd too. And Belushi and O’Donoghue, of course, were never anything less than comedy gods.

Because the 90-minute SNL was always most often syndicated in an hourlong format, much of the material on this set hasn’t been seen in years. Note that the first VHS recorder didn’t hit the market until September 1976, long after SNL’s first season had concluded. Another factor was “Saturday Night” originally alternated in its timeslot with a late-night newsmagazine titled “Weekend,” so it was rarely repeated that first year.

Other anomalies: With 24 episodes, the show’s first season was its longest. It even featured two live first-season episodes broadcast in July, the only new summer episodes in the show’s 31-year history.

Aside from the Brooks shorts, standout components that first year included sequels to “Jaws,” “The Exorcist” and “Citizen Kane,” a composing Beethoven, Belushi’s Samurai (introduced not with Buck Henry but with Richard Pryor!), the famous Chase-Pryor word-association test, Gerald Ford, Joe Cocker, Tom Snyder, Vito Corleone in therapy, the very first “Mr. Bill” short, the Franken & Davis “Pong” sketches, “Show Us Your Guns,” the Killer Bees, the Lifer Follies, Dueling Brandos, The Untouchables, the Norman Bates School of Motel Management, the Super Bass-O-Matic ’76, The Claudine Longet Ski Invitational, Lorne’s check payable to The Beatles, Woodword and Bernstein’s “The Final Days,” and the cancellation of “Star Trek.”

One extra on the set is the “Tomorrow Show” segment that introduced Michaels and his young cast to an unsuspecting America. A 90-minute “Tomorrow” special, which mostly focused on Tom Snyder’s interview with Jerry Lewis, ran in what we now know as SNL timeslot the week before “Saturday Night” premiered. (Prior to SNL, NBC used that slot for 90-minute “Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson” repeats.)

Another keen extra is a reel of the original cast’s auditions.


24: The Complete Fifth Season was the first season of “24” to garner the best-drama Emmy.

It would be hard for any show to top the highs of “24’s” first season, but that season hit a sizeable lull in its latter half. The fifth season, by contrast, was the series’ most consistently artful and suspenseful to date, and built beautifully on the four seasons that preceded it. It is my favorite of the five.

One of the plottiest on the tube, this series is particularly susceptible to spoilers, so I’ll only say that the season is packed solid with twists, surprises and shockers.

The season was also almost overloaded with great characters: familiar ones like Jack, Palmer, Logan, Chloe, Edgar, Aaron, Tony, Michelle, Bill, Audrey, Kim (yep, Kim came back!), Mike, Curtis, Wayne, Logan, Ryan and Heller; and great new ones like Lynn McGill (Sean Astin), Barry Landes (C. Thomas Howell), Christopher Henderson (Peter Weller) and Martha Logan (Jean Smart).

Extras include four featurettes, 23 extended or deleted scenes, a 100th episode reel, and commentaries on 12 episodes by the likes of Kiefer Sutherland, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Jean Smart, Greg Itzin, Julian Sands and Jude Ciccollela.


Before it became Paramount’s biggest movie franchise, Mission: Impossible was a highly addictive Cold War adventure hourlong about a supersecret squad of black ops agents who foil with elaborate ruses high-level mobsters and Iron Curtain communists. The series, which ran from 1966 to 1973, exists in one of those “Brazil” universes; the Impossible Missions Force hadn’t quite figured out microcassette recorders and VCRs, but employed technology that still doesn’t exist in 2006 (like tiny telescopes that can enhance the resolution of videotape images - and those famous pull-off masks that can make anyone look exactly like anyone else).

Just don’t be expecting “Good morning, Mr. Phelps” on any of those self-destructing audio tapes. Jim Phelps didn’t arrive to lead the IMF until season two; it was Daniel Briggs (“Law & Order” mainstay Steven Hill) who led the fight against the syndicate that first season.

It’s eerily appropriate that J.J. Abrams wound up directing the third “Impossible” movie, since no other series more resembles “Alias.”


If you’ve never heard of Happy Tree Friends, you are not alone. The series, apparently about cute cartoon woodland creatures subjected to horrifying deaths, has aired in the middle of the night on a newish cable/satellite channel called G4. It has been compared to “The Simpsons’” Itchy and Scratchy.

If you want to roll the dice, the single disc selling for $14.99 runs just 2.5 hours and contains commentary, storyboards and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

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