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Ol' Father Geek here with another of Latauro's reports from the land downunder and ahead of time except where Sin City was concerned, can't believe you're just now getting that in theaters... Oh, yeah, Three Extremes is probably the MOST aptly named
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Father Geek here in 104 degree (offical) Austin, actually when I got in my car to leave Harry's "Fortress of Solitude" at 6pm yesterday the reading of the OUTSIDE temp was 107, annnnd I was parked in the shade. That's quite a change from the temps in
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Father Geek here in Central Texas with ol' Latauro's report from his uber cool, plush offices deep in the coral forests of the Great Barrier Reef...
I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.
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Back from the land of the dead it's ol'Father Geek with Latauro and THE downunder report, an app title since its (the column) been buried under a monsterious wave of trash-mail and the rotting corpses of castoff, outdated AICN programing code that left some of us useless in a dank, dark Romaroesque world of idle, powerless machines, uncontrolable twitching muscles, and intellectless brains searching hopelessly for some sort of input...
I'd give five bucks to see that cat take a sip of that soup.
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A local multiplex down my way has a poster up for THE SISTERHOOD OF THE
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Father Geek here once again with Latauro and his take on the film world downunder...
Melinda had a reputation for being Postmodern in bed.
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It
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Father Geek here... Well ol'Latauro couldn't do it. He couldn't wait till it opened like he had planned... a press screening of Sith seduced him to the darkside... just like Harry... just like Father Geek, and Quint, and Moriarty, and Alexandra DuPon
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Father Geek here with Latauro's regular weekly report from Downunder...
Uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked.
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I have a vague policy on not reporting on TV-related stuff. This is more of
a cinema-based column, designed to
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Father Geek here with Latauro and the latest from the Southern Hemisphere far East sector...
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
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There's been a bunch of debate the last week or so about the Australian fil
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Father Geek here... Latauro's review was soooooo over the top that I decided to give it a solo shot, for all you talkbackers to comment on...
DON'T PANIC!!!
I'm going to give you a bit of personal history before the review, mostly so
you ca
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Father Geek here with a truely homegrown Downunder Report for this week... Latauro's put together an interesting group of flicks for us... just look at that list of titles... pretty fuk'n esoteric...
Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or
a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.
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It's less than a week until I'll be sitting in a theatre watching THE
HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY, which is easily the most-anticipated film
of my lifetime. I'll go into more detail in next week's review, so for now
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Father Geek here, well, I have to disagree with our editor downunder about Amityville. While its for sure that its NOT a "great" motion picture, I had alot of fun with it and feel that in many ways its better than the original, except for the priest
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Father Geek here; safely holed-up behind the barbed wire entanglement at the heavily wooded World Geek Headquarters' compound in North Central Austin smack-dab in the middle of the great state (once a republic) of Texas. Well, I've got Latauro's late
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Ol'Father Geek here at Geek Headquarters in North Central Austin. From the land beyond time we have a report that was sent in tomorrow. No mention of SON OF KONG though. Wait, that's because the report was filed on April 2nd, not the 1st... Damn you
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Father Geek here with a 2 week dose of Latauro and his news from the lands downunder...
Your way's four inches, mine is an inch and a half. Do you want to pay for
the extra gas'
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I feel like I've come late to the party,
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Father Geek here...bitch bitch bitch that's all we get out of Latauro. Look how his life has improved over the last year... he's got a private room with a view of a magnificant 8' termite mound in the outback, the wonderful nightly music generated fr
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Father Geek here, and I'm a little tardy with this report... Latauro did in fact turn this in BEFORE the Academy Awards. I was just toooo busy babysitting little KublaKhan this weekend and that added to running back and forth between Geek Headquarter
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Father Geek here with the latest from the land downunder and AICN's lanky laddy Latauro, the voice of the outback, a true Australian Bushmaster...
They should name a gender after you.
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Such excitement to be writing in a new fon
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Father Geek here, have to take Harry to see his Doc, but 1st here our weekly report from Downunder...
Howard, there's a rather alarming mountain heading our way.
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If there's one thing our extraordinary amount of rainfall
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Father Geek here with the latest from the Upside-down land downunder, where winter is summer and the future is the past, or something like that...
I'm a fingerprint on the window of a skyscraper.
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With Summer drawing to a c
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Father Geek here with the current report from Latauro and his vast AICN staff. Yeah, all the extended versions of LOTR in one sitting that's something! I was lucky enough to catch one of those scare theatrical screenings of the extended "Fellowship",
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Yep its a tardy Father Geek reporting in with not quite the latest from downunder...
Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. I can't talk about it, and I
can't talk about why.
AICN-DOWNUNDER
Ah, Butt-numb-a-thon. What a marvellou
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Father Geek here in Austin taking a little time off from all the crazy last minute preps for BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 6 this coming weekend to post the latest from our man Downunder before hopping a turn-around flight to Berlin to run a little errand for sis
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Father Geek here in a cold wet Texas with the latest from our man Downunder (some ancient termite mound). Yes its that time again. Time for Lat and his regular weekly column on the film scene in Australia & New Zealand, etc...
And besides th
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Father Geek here on this wet, dreary, cold day in Central Texas (Guess the Film Gods are preparing me for the trip to Seattle) with a new weekly report from our agent downunder. Its a short one, but there's some cool little bits of info for the compu
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Father Geek out in the rolling hills of Central Texas with the latest word from...
If I can survive this movie, I can survive anything.
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There's no further development on the inevitable battle that will rage when
the Of
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