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6 Minute RETURN OF THE KING Expanded Edition Trailer Unleashed!

Hey folks, Harry here... Are you audibly panting for this dvd' Are you in agony pains waiting for it' Does it haunt your waking stare' Is life revolving around this singular release date this December' Check out this trailer below - then try to | »

COMIC CON: Dig Dug on RETURN OF THE KING Extended Edition!

Hey folks, Harry here with Dig Dug's report upon the Extended Edition, which looks to be extended by 50 minutes... which bums me out cuz I was kinda pulling for an extra 285 minutes... but then... I'm a greedy bitch. Here ya go... Here's what | »

Mr Beaks hangs out with Ian McKellen and asks about his cute co-leading men!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... I can't believe Beaks asked Ian McKellen about his cute co-leading men... He's never really been that obvious about it before... well, except for those lovely photos of the Rock he sent me. Well, here we go... My | »

Moriarty

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... It | »

Harry reviews RETURN OF THE KING!!!

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING review

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Mr Beaks whispers with Fran Walsh & The Queen of the Geeks re: RETURN OF THE KING!

Hey folks, Harry here... working on my review of RETURN OF THE KING, seen it twice now... gets even greater upon second viewing... Tuesday, I finally get to see THE LORD OF THE RINGS... so giddy. Here ya go... Not two hours after stepping of | »

So Many RETURN OF THE KING Reviews That Your Browser Will Collapse Under The Weight!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... I | »

Neill Cumpston

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... Man, I wish Neill had been at BNAT with us this year, but he's off being a movie star these days. Yeah, that's right. Neill Cumpston is making a series of buddy cop films with Ja | »

Nordling gives his take on RETURN OF THE KING!

Hey folks, Harry here... actually trying to take my first crack at reviewing this sucker right now... However, I may wait till after the press screening on my birthday to really give it a whack. As it is... The film was so fucking good that my m | »

A RETURN OF THE KING review that'll just make you drool, unless you don't like spoilers, in which case stay away!

Hey folks, Harry here... must... see... movie.. now! Dear God, must... see... movie... now! I'm not sure if you're like me. I'm constantly listening to The Return of the King soundtrack... I'm pretty much non-stop checking out TheOneRing.Net | »

Elle Woods Reviews RETURN OF THE KING!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... Yes, seriously. A spy chose her name from LEGALLY BLONDE in order to write a RETURN OF THE KING review. This is what I love about AICN. You see the most fascinating collisions o | »

Dr. Ong's beautifully written RETURN OF THE KING review

Hey folks, Harry here... Soon it will be the time for all of us to see RETURN OF THE KING, personally... I choose to see it with friends, the same way I've chosen to see FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING and THE TWO TOWERS. That's what these films are most a | »

Frosty Skywalker beholds THE RETURN OF THE KING!

Hey folks, Harry here... normally you see Frosty here in those Jedi Council things that Moriarty does... this time he's leaving that geekverse and traveling in another. Film really seemed to knock him for a loop. MUST SEE MOVIE NOW! Beware of | »

Review from Director's Guild Screening of RETURN OF THE KING last night!

Harry here... need to see this movie now. Beware of spoilers, for you folks that don't know the novel! Here ya go... Hey Harry -- Big fan of the site, never written before. | »

ABG chimes in on 20 minutes of RETURN OF THE KING!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm currently pouring over THE TWO TOWERS Expanded Edition dvd which just arrived on my doorstep. About 3 hours ago I finished watching the film itself which... just as with the FOTR EE, somehow feels shorter, even though | »

Big ol Soundtrack Review to RETURN OF THE KING with score samples... online!

Hey folks, Harry here... Personally, I can not wait for that day... some years from now when they release that gargantuan set with all 10 hours or so of music that Howard Shore has composed, conducted and placed on those 9 CDs -- Each one with a f | »

Quint reviews EA's RETURN OF THE KING Game!

Ahoy, squirts. Quint here... Now I know that you'd expect to find a review of a | »

Mr Beaks Has Seen 20 Minutes Of RETURN OF THE KING!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... Does it seem like an all-Beaks week' And isn't that a good thing' I have seen twenty minutes of RETURN OF THE KING, and, frankly, I wish I could purge every frame from my memor | »

AICN-Downunder: Japanese Story; Kangaroo; Stealth; Closer; King Kong; Superman; LOTR; Star Wars 3; Bad Boys 2

Well, it's ol' Father Geek here in Tejas with our latest report from Latauro, holdup in his shack in the Outback... This shit just got real. AICN-DOWNUNDER Okay, well I sat and watched the Emmys the other night. And, like everyone else, | »

Harry just saw the RETURN OF THE KING trailer and it fried my brain!

Sweet Hushpuppies, Harry here... The trailer... Shelob... Big light thingee shot up in sky... Frodo's ring necklace hanging out before Gollum's eyes as he's climbing big rocky crags over I believe Minas Morgul... Damn insane ass kicking mom | »

AICN Downunder: Kapow; ROTK; TheItalianJob; Cypher; Rage in Placid Lake; AmericanPie2; Newsfront; and a Gigli warning.

Father Geek here, still haven't managed to delete ALL that bothersome WORM Spam from my PC (its enough to make me want to convert to a MAC, but then the mailed spam buried Harry's brand new state-of-the-art Mac as well) that built up during the long | »

RETURN OF THE KING promotional footage hits online

WELL - that wasn't up long. OneRing has removed the file due to a request by New Line and the filmmakers. I can report that the file wasn't quite sound synched and had all manners of hisses and pops in the soundtrack... at least the version I saw. | »

Quint's First 'Real' Report From RETURN OF THE KING set! Much better than the one Moriarty posted!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... getting ready for my own secret mission to parts... UNKNOWN... muhahahahhaa... That's right, soon I'll be leaving central Texas and heading into the ether, I will be incommunicado and then I will return, it'll be like somet | »

Quint

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... Okay, so I was working on my enemies list earlier tonight. Of course Harry | »