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Let's be honest; this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
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Well, I'm turning 27 in a few hours, so I'm off to get incontinently drunk. In the meantime, enjoy the latest installment of this thing.
NEWS
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Broken bottles under children's feet, bodies strewn across the dead end street, but I won't heed the battle call, it puts my back up, puts my back up against the wall...
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Vengeance or death! Preferably vengeance.
AICN-DOWNUNDER
ZOMG! A new column!
NEWS
Inside Film Magazine is reporting that Sue Brooke (director of JAPANESE STORY, a film I really liked) will next helm SUBDIVISION, a comedy starring Gary Sweet, Steve Bisley, Bruce Spence, Brooke Satchwell, and Kris McQuade. Yes, apparently the film was cast in the late 1990s. Nevertheless, the film will shoot in Hervey Bay in Queensland as of this month.
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The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.
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Every year, amongst my friends, I would sweep the Oscar picks. I was consistently the clear winner. Then more people joined in, and we started putting in ten bucks a pop and having prizes and hiring a big venue. It's quite the affair now. Naturally, since we started doing prizes, I stopped winning. Stupid irony.
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Just a minute - just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was - why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy?
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The time of heroes is dead: the christ god has killed it, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs and fear and shame.
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep, but I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.
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Hey kids! It's my one hundred and fiftieth AICN-Downunder. Pretty exciting, huh? No? Then I humbly apologise.
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You're a strange bird, Dieter. A man tries to kill you and you want his job.
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Just another piece of crap movie in which the two protagonists
finally confess their feelings for each other in an ending scene outside
during a thunderstorm. Why is it that people in movies like to stand around
and talk in the rain?
AI
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I hope that donkey doesn't have a heinie troll!
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We've reached the end! At 11:30pm on Sunday the 13th, my friends who'd been through the MIFF experience with me came out of the final sessions of the festival and we regrouped at th
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Stands not within the prospect of belief.
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So I wasn't having the greatest of days today. I was tired and stressed from work, and the light at the tunnel of my end was going to be the 5pm screening of 13 (TZAMETI) at the Melbourne
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Latauro's latest and greatest detailing the wonders of downunder! Good stuff this week, squirts! Enjoy!!!
I perceive that that man hath the right sow by the ear.
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I've had a few queries from peo
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. In the right corner, in the blue trunks with red stars, is Latauro! In the left, in orange trunks is Morgan O'Neill. No nut-swipes (Latauro, I'm talking to you...) I want a clean fight, gentlemen... Go!
LATAURO VS MORGAN
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Latauro's latest report from Downunder... I'll be joining him in that part of the world at the end of the month. I'm going to be down in New Zealand for almost 2 whole months. I'm hoping to get into some of the press sc
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our own birthday boy, Latauro! Sounds like he had a helluva birthday, but he still whipped into gear and busted his behind to get this new report on all the goings on downunder in front of your eager little eyes! Enjoy!
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Latauro on all things pertaining to Auzealand. He's got tons of info, including exclusive pics that'll fork with your mind a bit. Enjoy!!!!
If only I could go down that river. To love her in the wild, forget the name
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our main man in Downunderland, Latauro. He's got his trusty kangaroo pouch full of goodies for you this very fine day of fools. Enjoy!!!
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vac
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our main man from the ass-end of the globe, Latauro! He's got a bunch of goodies for ya' this week. Enjoy!!!
People don't throw things at me any more. Maybe because I carry a bow around.
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I totall
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Latauro's column for this week. He touches upon that rumor that resurfaced last week about Hugh Jackman appearing in flashbacks as Jonathan Kent in SUPERMAN RETURNS. It could be true, but I remember seeing good old Glen
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the big ol' Oscar Special AICN Downunder column by our man Latauro. He's got some good picks and thoughts on the awards plus his usual goodness, including rumor roundup on the BATMAN BEGINS sequel and information on the
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our main man downunder, Latauro. He's got a short one this week, but he's also got some extraordinary gossip that points to Philip Seymour Hoffman stepping behind the camera for a movie that could be an immediate classi
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. This entry from Latauro's regular Downunder column speaks for itself, so that's what I'll let it do. Enjoy!
I'm a level five vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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I think it's a safe assum
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our man downunder, Latauro. He's got a ton of stuff for ya' this week, so I'm not gonna take up any more time... just be sure to read his NORTH COUNTRY review. That's all!
You got a lot of pet elk in your house?
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Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with Latauro's regular update on all things Downunder. Lots of goodies here, including something you don't see too often online... Someone changing their opinion on a film and admitting it to the legions of talkbackers. Befo
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