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Seattle: Harold Hellman recaps the entire Film Festival with his takes on 24 titles!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... A little perterbed to see PRETTY PERSUASION on his IFFY list - if only watching Selma Blair spank herself seemed too good to pass up. Well, sounds like a helluva festival, gonna have to check it out some year. Here ya go.. | »

Seattle: J-Man gets down with PRETTY PERSUASION & NOVEMBER!

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from the SEATTLE FILM FEST including a new film with Evan Rachel Wood, the girl from THIRTEEN - who was amazing in that film... and another with Courtney Cox. Both sound like good solid movies! Here ya go! | »

Lanier's final report from HIFF 2004...Pretty Dead Girl; LowLife; Notre Musique; Steamboy; Primer; Rewind; Taste of Tea

Father Geek here... Well, someday I'm going to make it over to Honolulu's HIFF. This year I got as close as Seattle, Wash. 2 weeks after the fact, But standing on the dock of the bay peering out into the vast Pacific sunset I felt the call of the isl | »

Elston Gunn's WEEKLY RECAP

Father Geek back here in ol' Austin, Texas after a few days exploring Seattle annnnd the jammed packed halls of SCARECROW VIDEO (left with 30 DVDs)... sorry this is a couple of days late this week but I didn't have easy excess access to a computer wh | »

Seattle: Hellman on SPRING SUBWAY, MY ARCHITECT and THE GOOD OLD NAUGHTY DAYS!

Hey folks, Harry here with Hellman's look at 3 of what he considered the most interesting films to play at Seattle this year during that wondrous Seattle International Film Festival. SPRING SUBWAY is definitely a superior film, I caught it while I w | »

SIFF: Vern attends the world premiere of Stuart Gordon's KING OF THE ANTS and goes nuts for it!

Hey folks, Harry here... Stuart Gordon is one of those directors that I just keep waiting on to break a film into orbit. When you look at what he's done on no money, and just how incredibly entertaining his movies consistently are. From RE-ANIMAT | »

SIFF: Vern on 800 BALAS by Alex de la Iglesia!

Hey folks, Harry here... 800 BALAS is brilliant, wonderful and perfection. The cold cracked heart of a cynic without familial love and respect that has killed their own inner child is the only type that wouldn't appreciate this movie. A film that | »

SIFF: Vern is cooler than all of us, he's seen AMERICAN SPLENDOR!

Hey folks, Harry here... Underground Comix are one of the great joys on this planet, one that unfortunately... many in the world have not experienced. Most folks that know of Harvey Pekar, probably know of him via either his Letterman appearance | »

SIFF: Mark Pollard on INTIMATE CONFESSIONS OF A CHINESE COURTESAN & VENGEANCE!

Hey folks, Harry here with another wonderful report on what truly sounds like at least one work of impossible genius... INTIMATE CONFESSIONS OF A CHINESE COURTESAN - Mark's review below is quite graphic and spoiler-ridden, so beware... he even giv | »

SIFF: Vern on SINCE THE END OF THE WORLD!

Hey folks, Harry here - Actually, while Vern kinda rags a bit on this, I'm curious to see this for the exact same reasons stated in his opening paragraph... I've seen 28 DAYS LATER, CABIN FEVER, DADDY DAY CARE - but I haven't seen CITY OF SARS (I h | »

SIFF: Vern on CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS - this sounds exceptionally disturbing!

Harry here - the idea that this film is reviewed the same day I review FINDING NEMO disturbs me. I don't know why, but be afraid of Vern. He sees disturbing things. Perhaps, he is a disturbing thing. Dear Harry, I think maybe I confu | »

SIFF: Secret Asian Anne on BUBBA HO-TEP, DOMINOES & THE EDUCATION OF GORE VIDAL!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with the fabulous and mysterious Secret Asian Anne and her report from that town of limitless coffee beans and the grinders to match. That's right, Seattle! Here she is with a look at the Gore Vidal documentary, that strangely | »

SIFF: Vern here with AICN's 1st review of BUBBA HO-TEP!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Vern sent in a review for a movie I've just plum never heard of' From the sound of it, I'm shocked we haven't. I mean a Bruce Campbell movie left uncovered by AICN' Hey Zeus Morales! Ya know' And with Don Coscarelli, | »

SIFF: Mark Pollard on THE ONE-ARMED SWORDSMAN, COME DRINK WITH ME, GOLDEN SWALLOW and More!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Later in the year here in Austin, many of these classic Kung Fu films will be a part of a series associated with the Austin Film Society and still more will be a part of the Austin Film Festival in October... Till then, I'l | »

SIFF: J-man on SPRING SUBWAY, THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED, DOMINOES, NUDITY REQUIRED & more!

Hey folks, Harry here with J-Man up at the funtastic Seattle Internnational Film Festival in... umm... Seattle, like the name says. Anyway, this time out he's only seen one film I've seen, that being SPRING SUBWAY (Click Here To Read My Review), w | »

SIFF: Secret Asian Anne on VALENTIN, AUTUMN SPRING and THE BLUES!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Vern ain't the only one chiming in from Seattle, here we have Secret Asian Anne, who has a run down on three films, which she seemed to dig... Wow, she sees 3 films and enjoys all three, meanwhile folks are going day after d | »

SIFF: Vern goes down on THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED!

Hey folks, Harry here... Vern here caught THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED up at the Seattle International Film Festival and... well it's turned him into an obvious Commie Pinko Anti-American Burn-In-Hell Lily-livered Cock-Sucker, like it did m | »

Seattle International Film Fest: J-Man on VALENTIN!

Hey folks, Harry here... The long and wonderfully programmed Seattle Film Festival has gotten underway, and oddly, unlike Cannes this year, it seems they've already got a damn fine film under their belt in VALENTIN. Here ya go... Hi, Harry | »

Seattle: Harold Hellman on WILD FLOWERS and LIBERTY STANDS STILL!

Hey folks, Harry here with another report as Harold Hellman passes the half way mark on this year's SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL... I'm very curious to see this first film, WILD FLOWERS as his parallel to Neil Jordan's THE COMPANY OF WOLVES h | »

Seattle: Harold Hellman on TADPOLE and SAFETY OF OBJECTS!

Hey folks, Harry here with another report from Harold Hellman, who has done a terrific job thus far. I'll be checking out TADPOLE this coming week at CineVegas and hope that it is as good as I've heard from Sundance and my sources at Miramax and ot | »

Seattle: Harold Hellman on Sayles' SUNSHINE STATE, EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES and 101ST KILOMETER!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'll be seeing SUNSHINE STATE as my first film at CINEVEGAS this Saturday as I begin my week long run at the Palm Casino in Las Vegas at that Film Festival, which will include the wonders of BUBBA-HOTEP with Bruce Campbell.. | »

Seattle: Hellman takes in THE RED SQUIRREL & SEX AND LUCIA

Hey folks, Harry here with Harold Hellman continuing his slam bam job at the Seattle International Film Festival! Personally I'm very interested in seeing SEX AND LUCIA, this first film from this set of reviews. I've seen THE RED SQUIRREL and like | »

SEATTLE: Harold Hellman on A SAVAGE SOUL, LOVELY AND AMAZING and TAKE CARE OF MY CAT!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with the 3rd day of the Seattle Film Festival.... This seems less interesting of a day than the other 2, but hey... they can't all be Teenage Hookers and fucked up Experiments! WHY CAN'T THEY' Because then we'd be bored of Te | »

SEATTLE: Harold Hellman on CQ, VERSUS, 13 CONVERSATIONS ABOUT ONE THING and DAS EXPERIMENT

Hey folks, Harry here... It looks like possibly sometime in June I may be coming up to Seattle for a book signing and speechifying thing. But frankly, that won't be soon enough dagnabbit... I missed DAS EXPERIMENT! Which sounds utterly fantastic f | »

SEATTLE: Harold Hellman on TEENAGE HOOKER BECAME KILLING MACHINE IN DAEHAKROH, TEKNOLUST & SOFT FOR DIGGING!

Hey folks, Harry here... I must see TEENAGE HOOKER BECAME KILLING MACHINE IN DAEHAKROH! I've read about it before, but I must see this film. That is the greatest title in the history of planet Earth. That should be displayed proudly upon the marq | »