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In Case Anybody Wants <br>To Talk About Tonight’s <br>SURVIVOR Or THE OFFICE??

I am – Hercules!!

... or "Community" or "Fringe" or "Vampire Diaries" or "CSI" or "FlashForward" or whatever.

Two highlights for me:

SPOILERS!

* The promo for next week’s “Survivor,” as Russell Hantz tries to outrun his tribemates as he undertakes his third search for the hidden immunity idol.

* The sound of Creed Bratton’s tires as they exited the Dunder Mifflin parking lot.

Tonight:

“Murder.”
Written by Danny Chun

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Updated!! <br>SURVIVOR Hits Season High!! GREY’S, OFFICE, PARKS Up!! LENO Matches Thursday Low, Losing To MENTALIST Repeat!!<br>

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Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.3 (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
4.4 (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office
4.0 (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (----) (----) (----) (----) (----) ALCS Baseball
3.7 (3.8) (3.6) (4.6) (----) (----) Private Practice
3.3 (3.0) (----) (----) (----) (----) 30 Rock
3.1 (3.1) (3.0) (3.7) (4.0) (----) FlashForward

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Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Brutal, Crazy, Genuinely Scary Installment Of SURVIVOR!!<br>

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* The promos for this one tell me Russell Swan (dreadlocked attorney Russell, not to be confused with bald oilman Russell) is headed home. Jeff Probst hinted somewhere that rainy, cold Samoa sent two people home without being voted off, and the fat chef from New Orleans already went out this way.

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GREY’S Hits New Low!! OFFICE Clobbers CSI!! 30 ROCK Down!! FLASHFORWARD Quits Plummet! Sci-Fi Shows Up Slightly!!<br>

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Thursday 18-49 overnights (previous weeks in parentheses):

4.9 (5.3) (6.0) (6.6) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
4.0 (4.5) (3.7) (3.8) (4.1) The Office
3.9 (3.7) (4.5) (----) (----) Private Practice
3.6 (3.4) (4.0) (4.0) (2.0) CSI
3.5 (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.4 (3.2) (3.7) (3.4) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.1 (3.0) (3.7) (4.1) (----) FlashForward
3.0 (----) (----) (----) (----) 30 Rock
2.6 (2.8) (2.6) (2.7) (3.2) Bones

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Oddsmakers Pick Lying Oilman Russell To Win SURVIVOR 19!!<br>

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Something from my bulging Thursday emailbox! Interesting that Russell Hantz and Jaison Robinson are ranked one and two even though they’re on the tribe that keeps losing! How quickly we forget that holders of hidden immunity idols tend to get blindsided!

Bookmaker.com CEO Mickey Richardson has tasked his odds makers to determine who will win Survivor Samoa and the Amazing Race.

ODDS TO WIN SURVIVOR SAMOA

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PRIVATE Crushes MENTALIST!! FLASHFORWARD, OFFICE & GREY’S Slip!! FRINGE, COMMUNITY & PARKS Up! Thursday Ratings!!

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No more premieres! Thursday 18-49 scores (previous weeks in parentheses):

6.0 (6.6) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
4.5 (----) (----) Private Practice
4.0 (4.0) (2.0) CSI
3.7 (3.4) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.7 (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.7 (4.1) (----) FlashForward
3.7 (3.8) (4.1) The Office
2.9 (2.8) (3.8) Community
2.6 (2.7) (3.2) Bones
2.3 (2.2) (3.1) Fringe
1.9 (1.8) (2.1) Parks and Recreation
1.8 (1.8) (2.0) SNL Thursday

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How Are FRINGE, THE OFFICE, SURVIVOR, SNL, VAMPIRE DIARIES, SUPERNATURAL And All Those Other Thursday Night Shows Doing??

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Hercules <i>Loves</i> Tonight’s Premiere Of SURVIVOR XIX!! And You Can Watch Its First Three Minutes Right Now!!<br>

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SURVIVOR!! SOUTH PARK!! FNL!! SNL!! STAR WARS!! FRINGE!! OFFICE!! DOLLHOUSE!! CURB!! PYTHON!! Fall Premiere Dates!!<br>

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Meet Now CBS' Not-All-Star <br>Cast Of SURVIVOR SAMOA!!<br>

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No Hatch On The Island!! <br>Judge Says SURVIVOR's First-<br>Season Champ Can't Compete!!

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More Poetry From Coach?? Sunday Brings CBS’ Three-Hour SURVIVOR TOCANTINS Finale!!<br>

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Are The Players About To Toss Their Coach Out Of The Game?? Penultimate SURVIVOR!!<br>

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Herc’s Seen The Models’ Privates Blurred On Tonight’s SURVIVOR: TOCANTINS Premiere!!<br>

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Five Enter!! <br>CBS Pours Sugar On Tonight’s SURVIVOR: GABON Finale!!<br>

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Videogame Nerd Vs. Olympic Track Star!! Penultimate SURVIVOR: GABON!! <br>

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CBS Exposes Primetime <br>Audiences To HD Penis Of <br>Georgia’s Hottest Bachelor!!<br>

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‘I Hear They, Like, Spray <br>Diarrhea Everywhere!!’ <br>SURVIVOR Tonight Makes <br>Its 2-Hour HD Debut !! <br>

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Holy Possible Kill-Screen!! Olympic Gold Medalist To Take On Champion Video-Gamer In CBS’ First HD SURVIVOR!! <br>

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SURVIVOR!! AMAZING RACE!! CSI!! OLD CHRISTINE!! THE UNIT!! CBS Fall Premiere Dates!!<br>

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Amazons in Micronesia!! <br>Sunday Brings The Last 3 Hours of SURVIVOR Till September!!<br>

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‘You Officially Go Down As The Dumbest Survivor Ever In The History Of SURVIVOR!! Ever!!’<br>

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‘Right Now?? <br>I Pretty Much Hate Them All!!’ Anybody Want To Talk About Tonight’s SURVIVOR??

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SPOILER!!

Tonight fans of “Survivor” saw one of the most devious sneaky-snake acts of deception ever perpetrated on national television.

Take up valuable bandwidth with your predictions and reactions!

West Coasters:

8 p.m. Thursday. CBS.

Important reminder: the guy who complains loudest in talkback about reality shows is always the one most frequently caught masturbating in front of “American Gladiators” by his mom.

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CBS' SURVIVOR Starts <br>Snuffing Out Hopes And Dreams <br>In High Definition Next Season!!

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“Survivor,” the highest-rated show still broadcasting in standard definition, is making the leap to HD when its 17th season starts shooting this summer.

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Tribe Swap!! Herc’s Seen Tonight’s Brutal SURVIVOR!!<br>

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