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‘Oh My Jesus Christ <br>Monkey Balls!!’ The Last <br>SOUTH PARK Till October!! <br>

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World Without Internet!! <br>SOUTH PARK 12.6!!

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12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny McCormick to HeavyMetalLand.
12.4 sent Terrance and Phillip on strike, Buddy!
12.5 saw Ms. Garrison reduced to hunting down her own singing wiener.

Comendy Central says of 12.6:

IT’S A WORLD WITHOUT THE INTERNET
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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‘They’re Going To <br>Fucking Murder You!!’ <br>SOUTH PARK 12.5!! <br>

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Canada On Strike!! <br>Terrance & Phillip Return <br>For SOUTH PARK 12.4!!<br>

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12.1 made Eric Cartman HIV positive.
12.2 made Britney Spears shoot her hair off.
12.3 took Kenny to Heavymetalland.

Comedy Central says of 12.4:

CANADA TAKES A STAND IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" ON WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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Tonight!! Major Boobage!! <br>SOUTH PARK Salutes The 1981 <br>Stoner Cartoon HEAVY METAL!!<br>

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‘Not Me!! I’m A Squirrel!!’ <br>Britney’s New Look!! <br>SOUTH PARK 12.2!!<br>

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Britney Spears tonight joins Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton, Barbra Streisand, Sally Struthers, Kathy Lee Gifford, Hillary Clinton and Oprah Winfrey on Trey Parker’s ever-swelling shit-list.

Comedy Central says:

STAN AND KYLE HAVE TO GET BRITNEY SPEARS TO THE NORTH POLE IN AN ALL NEW “SOUTH PARK” ON WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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The First New <br>SOUTH PARK Since November!! <br>Season 12 Begins Tonight!! <br>

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IMAGINATIONLAND!! <BR>FIVE DAYS!! STARGATE!! <BR>STAR TREK!! TWILIGHT ZONE!! <BR>PRISONER!! BULLSHIT!! <I>HercVault!!</I>

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'You Need To Stop Digging Around, Wendy!!' Ugliest!! SOUTH PARK Season Finale!!<br>

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“The Simpsons” is covered under WGA contracts, but is “South Park”? Will Trey Parker be back to scripting next March -- or next October -- if the WGA is still picketing?

An excerpt from a Nov. 6 story in Variety:

The WGA has quietly backed off its strike rules on animated feature writing.

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To Follow Imaginationland?? <br>Behold Guitar Queer-O!! <br>Antepenultimate SOUTH PARK!!<br>

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Was anybody watching “South Park’s” first trilogy?

Look! Press release!

Episode III Was Viewed By 3.9 Million Total Viewers Making It The Most Watched Telecast Of 2007 On COMEDY CENTRAL

The "Imaginationland" Trilogy Was Viewed By Almost 10 Million Total Viewers

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‘What Else Belongs <br>On A Sundae, Kyle?’ <br>A Supreme Court Ruling!! <br>PARK's Imaginationland III!!<br>

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This week, Al Gore is vindicated by footage of the Manbearpig!!

Comedy Central says:

THE GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO NUKE IMAGINATIONLAND IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK"
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

Viewers Can Catch The Entire "Imaginationland" Trilogy Beginning Wednesday, October 31 At 9 PM

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'I Stand Before You With <br>Dry Balls, Your Honor!!' <br>Shyamalan, Bay & Gibson <br>Hit SOUTH PARK 11.10!!<br>

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More Crap!! <br>SOUTH PARK 11.9!!<br>

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Another preachy episode!

From Comedy Central:

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Cartman Unleashed!! <br>Wednesday Brings The First <br>New SOUTH PARK Since April!!<br>

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Look! Press release!

"SOUTH PARK" RETURNS WITH ALL NEW EPISODES! CARTMAN HAS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WHEN THE HIT SERIES RETURNS ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

All-New Season 11 Episodes Available Uncensored On iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com

NEW YORK, October 1, 2007 - Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It's all a part of Cartman's master plan in an all-new episode of "South Park." Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, "South Park" returns with seven all-new episodes beginning on Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com.

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More Cartman In The Future!! SOUTH PARK To Continue At Comedy Central Through 2011!!<br>

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Comedy Central just signed Trey Parker and Matt Stone for three more 14-episode seasons of “South Park,” which will keep the channel in new episodes until 2011.

They’re getting $75 million for the three years. Which sounds like a lot until you remember Comedy Central offered Dave Chappelle $50 million for two seasons in 2004.

"South Park" continues its 11th season in October.

Read all of the Hollywood Reporter’s story on the matter here.

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<font color=red>TWIN PEAKS!! SOUTH PARK!! GALACTICA RAZOR!! WHO!! FUTURAMA Movie!! <I>HercVault!!</I></font color><br>

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The big news is Twin Peaks: The Definitive Gold Box Edition just became available for pre-orders. The Oct. 30 set collects on Region One DVD for the first time both seasons of David Lynch and Mark Frost’s supercool, seminal and groundbreaking series (I for one consider “Peaks” one of the two best TV series ever aired), including its mesmerizing, brilliant and until now hard-to-find pilot. Excerpts from the CBS Home Entertainment press release:

Co-creators David Lynch and Mark Frost and a large number of the cast and crew have returned to participate in this extraordinary new collection.

"Finally the pilot is together with the series. The picture looks clean with good color correction. The sound is really good," said David Lynch. "I think this is a great definitive Twin Peaks Gold Set - the Gold represents the highest quality. A lot of work has gone in to this, and in my opinion it has really paid off."

"Working closely with David Lynch, I believe we've put together the ultimate Twin Peaks DVD box set with the most unique, interesting and comprehensive collection of content possible that will more than excite the ardent fan and engage new ones," commented Ken Ross, Executive Vice President and General Manager, CBS Home Entertainment. "And we drank some damn good cups of coffee along the way.'"

This 10-disc set includes "Greetings from Twin Peaks" collectable postcards and a plethora of special features, including hours of newly-minted bonus content, featuring exclusive cast and crew interviews and rare footage never before released on DVD, produced by award-winning DVD producer Charles de Lauzirika ("Alien Quadrilogy," "Spider-Man 2: Special Edition," "Blade Runner: The Final Cut.")

"Secrets from Another Place: Creating Twin Peaks" is a collection of four new documentaries exploring the origins, production and impact of the show. The cast and crew, including co-creator Mark Frost, composer Angelo Badalamenti, singer Julee Cruise, actors Kyle MacLachlan, Joan Chen, Piper Laurie, Ray Wise, Sheryl Lee, Kenneth Welsh, Maedchen Amick, Miguel Ferrer and many others share their memories of creating the show in this in-depth piece covering the sensational and tumultuous evolution of TWIN PEAKS in four parts: "Northwest Passage: Creating the Pilot," "Freshly Squeezed: Creating Season One," "Where We're From: Creating the Music" and "Into the Night: Creating Season Two."

Co-creator and four-time Academy Award(R) nominee David Lynch, Kyle MacLachlan and Maedchen Amick take an amusing look back at the series in "A Slice of Lynch," an all-new get-together of friends over piping hot coffee and sweet cherry pie.

"Return to Twin Peaks" follows a group of devoted fans to the 2006 Twin Peaks Festival, where the show's faithful have been regularly gathering for costume contests, celebrity sightings, trivia games and other wildness in the woods outside of Seattle. And an Interactive Map allows viewers to revisit the show's unforgettable locations as they appear today...and how to find them in real life.

Thought to have been lost forever, a selection of deleted scenes has been unearthed for this collection and approved by David Lynch, offering viewers additional clues and background on some of their favorite characters and locations in the series.

The collection showcases the phenomenon that was TWIN PEAKS with such archival nuggets as the "Saturday Night Live" opening monologue and "Twin Peaks" sketch featuring Kyle MacLachlan, the "Falling" music video featuring Julee Cruise, the Richard Beymer behind-the-scenes photo gallery, original network promo spots and many more rare gems!

Newly remastered from the original negative and personally approved by David Lynch, the episodes have never looked better. Moreover, viewers will have the option of enjoying the episodes in either new 5.1 Surround Sound or the original 2.0 network television audio.

CBS paid NBC Universal for the “Twin Peaks” SNL sketches Kyle MacLachlan appeared in during the first “Peaks” season? Smart!

Included also is the fascinating reworked pilot released to cinemas overseas. It uses footage never seen in the series to wrap up the mystery of Laura Palmer’s murder quite differently than the series did.

Extras listed in the press release:


International Version With Alternate Ending
Log Lady Intros For Each Episode
Deleted Scenes (4 scenes)
Production Documents
The SNL Sketches
A Slice of Lynch
Northwest Passage: Creating The Pilot
Freshly Squeezed: Creating Season 1
Where We're From: Creating The Music
Into The Night: Creating Season 2
Return To Twin Peaks
Interactive Map (8 Pods)
"Falling" Music Video
Georgia Coffee Commercials (5 Spots)
Image Galleries
The Richard Beymer Gallery
Unit Photography
Twin Peaks Trading Cards
TV spots
Premiere Spots (8 Spots)
There's No Place Like Home Spot
1-900 Promo Ad
T-Shirt Ad
Holiday Greeting
Patriot Greeting

Again, this long-awaited “Peaks” set is due Oct. 30 (the same day as the long-awaited “Angel” and “My So-Called Life” complete series sets), and fans can lock in via pre-order whatever Amazon’s lowest price will be between now and then.


South Park: The Complete Tenth Season, streeting today, was the last full season cablecast (Comedy Central is now halfway through season eleven). Kyle discovers “Family Guy” is written by manatees, the Super Adventure Club’s Chef meets a grisly end, the town embraces of hybrids, Towelie dupes Oprah, Oprah’s cooter goes on the offensive, Al Gore warns of the ManBearPig, Cartman meets his match in Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan, the boys rescue World of Warcraft, the Hardly Boys swing into action, Ike enters a relationship with his hot teacher, The Crocodile Hunter meets Satan, Stan coaches pee-wee hockey, and Cartman’s Wii lust catapults him to the year 2506.

The prophet Mohammad, one gathers, continues to be depicted in every single title sequence.

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Living Homeless!! The Last New <br>SOUTH PARK Till October!! <br>

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“Eric Cartman can never know about this.”
- Kyle Broflovski



Tonight brings “South Park” 11.7, which puts us at the end of the series’ current batch of new episodes. To recap:
11.1 Stan’s father loses on “Wheel of Fortune.”
11.2 Cartman struggles unsuccessfully to suppress a photo.
11.3 Angelina Jolie provides refuge for a heroic louse.
11.4 Cartman tortures Muslims; Hillary’s snuke is defused.
11.5 Kyle kills Christ to restore a rabbit to Popehood.
11.6 Les Bos customers combat Xerxes and his Persians.

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‘Welcome To Our Class, Bahir!!’ The Eric Cartman Power Hour!! SOUTH PARK Takes On 24!!<br>

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Tonight brings “South Park” 11.4, which puts us at the halfway point within the series’ current batch of new episodes. To recap:
11.1 Stan’s father loses on “Wheel of Fortune.”
11.2 Cartman struggles unsuccessfully to suppress a photo.
11.3 Angelina Jolie provides refuge for a heroic louse.

Tonight’s installment, titled “The Snuke,” appears to be the show’s highly anticipated “24” parody, which features Cartman “interrogating” South Park Elementary’s new Muslim student.

The episode also centers on the junior U.S. senator from New York, a woman named Hillary Clinton, who recently announced she was running for president.

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With Apologies To <br>Jesse Jackson!! The First New <br>SOUTH PARK Since November!!

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Tonight brings the first “South Park” since Nov. 15.

The 11th-season premiere is said to be all about the “n-word” and how one is not supposed to use the “n-word” if one is not a gangster-rap star. If one is a gangster-rap star, one is of course compelled by federal law to use it in every utterance spoken, unless said utterance contains some variation of “motherfucker” instead.

It’s also allegedly about Cartman fighting a little person.

Look for a “24” parody before season’s end.

Take up valuable bandwidth with your predictions and reactions.

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<font color=red>SOUTH PARK!! FIVE-O!! MOONLIGHTING!! EXPOSURE!!<I> <br>Herc’s Season-Box DVD Vault!!</i></font color>

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DVD has almost caught up with “South Park,” , the best half-hour comedy on television. The show’s 9th season hits DVD today and its 11th season hits Comedy Central Wednesday.

The ninth season is famous for “Trapped in the Closet,” in which Stan becomes the new leader of Scientology and offers an acting critique that causes Tom Cruise and John Travolta to take refuge in a closet together. But the same season saw Mr. Garrison transformed into Mrs. Garrison, Kyle get a “negroplasty,” Gerald Broflovski transformed into a dolphin, Cartman operate a hippie extermination service, the boys tangle with the Chinese mafia, Kenny save Heaven from the armies of Satan, Cartman lobby to remove the feeding tube that is keeping Kenny alive, Stan Marsh fight other dads at Little League games, the kids convince Cartman that he’s dead, an erect Jimmy mistaken for a pimp, “Talent Shows Are For Fags” performed, Cartman demand that Kyle hand over his “Jew gold,” a cross-dressing Butters infiltrate the girls, Mr. Slave take up with Big Gay Al, Mr. Garrison protest gay marriage, the “ginger”-hating Cartman transformed into a redhead, a whale rocketed to the moon, Stan take issue with Alcoholics Anonymous, and a statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding out of her hinder.

Fun for the whole family!!


Speaking of “South Park”? The great Pam Brady - who co-wrote episodes of “South Park,” the “South Park” movie and “Team America: World Police” – created a highly entertaining but little-seen sitcom for Fox last year titled “The Loop.” Its first season (the second season starts in June) also hits DVD today. So you might want to give it a gander as well.

Fun facts about “Hawaii Five-0,” whose first season streets today:

* Appropriately enough, Hawaii Five-0’s 1968-69 first season held down the “Survivor” timeslot, Thursdays at 8 p.m., where it took on “The Flying Nun” and “Bewitched” on ABC and “Daniel Boone” and “Ironside” on NBC. “Five-0” didn’t last long in that slot, skipping all over CBS’ schedule during its 12-year run.

* “Five-0” was the main claim to fame for creator Leonard Freeman, who used to write for “The Untouchables” and “Route 66.”

*In autumn 1968, when the series premiered, Hawaii had become the 50th U.S. state barely nine years earlier.

* Unlike the Untouchables, the Five-0 state police force never existed. In 1968 Hawaii was the only U.S. state without its own statewide law enforcement agency.

* “Magnum P.I.,” the Hawaii-set CBS show that launched right after “Five-0” left the air - and utilized much of the earlier show’s production crew and equipment – contained dialog referencing the Five-0 agency, thereby setting itself in the same universe.

* The fellow appointed by the Hawaiian governor to head Five-0 was Steve McGarrett, a former Navy officer. McGarrett contended mostly with mobsters and psychos, most memorably a Zodiac-esque Vietnam veteran sniper with hooks for hands, but McGarrett's archrival was Wo Fat (Khign Dheign), a rogue intelligence agent from Red China. Dheign was so good in the role CBS even gave him "Khan," his own private-detective series.

* McGarrett was played by Jack Lord, who was also the first of eight actors to play CIA man Felix Leiter in the James Bond films. (Jeffrey Wright is the most recent Leiter, having played him in last year’s “Casino Royale.”)

* Two years before landing “Five-0,” Lord reportedly came close to landing the role of Jim Kirk in “Star Trek,” but wanted to produce the sci-fi series and own a piece of it as well. Desilu balked.

* The real name of Jack Lord, born 64 years before the publication of “The Hunt For Red October,” was Jack Ryan.

* Until “Law & Order” happened along, “Five-0” was the longest-running cop show in history.

* “Five-0” boasts the greatest title theme in TV history, composed by one Morton Stevens. It’s even better than the title theme for “Clone High,” which is saying something.

The series’ pilot movie, “Cocoon,” is included in the new first-season set, as is a 45-minute retrospective built around James “Danno” MacArthur, the only surviving key cast member.

Be there. Aloha.

So here’s what was going on with “Moonlighting’s” fifth and final season, which arrives on DVD today.

“Moonlighting’s” 14-episode fourth season, which turned out to be all about keeping horny David Addison (Bruce Willis) and pregnant Maddie Hayes (Cybil Shepherd) apart after they finally slept together at the end of season three, concluded March 22, 1998.

On July 15, 1988, Fox released “Die Hard,” forever transforming Willis into a giant movie star.

The final 13-episode season of “Moonlighting” began airing Dec. 6, 1988, almost nine months after season four concluded.

Everyone seemed to understand that ratings were slipping and Willis now had bigger fish to fry, so the series’ infamous “fourth wall” became increasingly disposable. The season opener, co-scripted by series mastermind Glenn Gordon Caron, was about Maddie’s fetus (Willis) conversing with angel, and began with most of the cast welcoming back the audience following the logn hiatus.

In 5.2, Agnes predicts David Addison leaving the show will get it kicked out of prime time and onto cable. In 5.4, Addison defines “impossible” as “22 episodes a season.” In 5.6, David and Maddie argue about how to combat the show’s sagging ratings (Addison's solution is a bold one). In 5.8, Maddie and David are horrified to learn that nobody told Al Jarreau (who sang the title theme) that the show had moved to Sunday nights. In 5.10, Willis wife Demi Moore turns up, and a video-store clerk is spotted tearing down a huge “Die Hard” poster.

Besides Moore, season five guest stars included Virginia Madsen, Rita Wilson, Jennifer Tilly, Ray Wise, Andrew Robinson, Timothy Leary, Tim Thomerson, Grace Zabriskie, and “24’s” Jayne Atkinson.

Pity the wretch who had to seek music clearances for this set. The original episodes included everything from Bryan Ferry and Black Sabbath to War and the Rolling Stones: "Avalon," "Baby Love," "Blue Velvet," "Chapel of Love," "Cisco Kid," "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies," "Downtown," "Dueling Banjos," "The Girl From Ipanema," "Girls, Girls, Girls," "Honky Tonk Woman," "I Only Have Eyes for You," "Iron Man," "I Second That Emotion," "Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)," "Just the Way You Are," "Little Honda," "(Love Is Like a) Heatwave," "Magic Carpet Ride," "Mickey's Monkey," "My Country 'Tis of Thee," "Sex Machine, Pt. 1," "The Shoop Shoop Song (It's In His Kiss)," "Shop Around," "Sunny Side of the Street," "Surfin' Bird," "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot," "Take Time to Know Her," "That's Amoré," "Theme From Bonanza," "Theme from Jeopardy!" "Theme From The Pink Panther," "Theme from SWAT," "Up, Up and Away," "Volaré," "What a Friend We Have in Jesus," "What a Wonderful World," "Wild Blue Yonder," "Working in a Coal Mine," "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and "You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby."

The season and the series concludes with Addison breaking off a romance with Maddie’s married cousin (two-episode guest star Madsen), the Viola/DiPesto wedding, and the final shuttering of the Blue Moon Detective Agency as staffers wonder aloud what went wrong.


So much was made of Rob Morrow’s exit from “Northern Exposure,” it’s almost shocking to discover that he appeared in nine of the the final season’s episodes, and that only eight episodes of the series were completed subsequent to Dr. Fleishman’s strange final exit.

Discover also that "Aristocrats" mastermind Paul Provenza played Fleishman's replacement, and Teri Polo - who went on to play Ben Stiller’s wife in the Fockers movies and Jimmy Smits’ wife on “The West Wing” - plays the new doctor's wife.

As with all the “Exposure” DVD sets, we get loads of deleted scenes. There are more than 30 minutes worth this time around - including one from “The Quest” in which uberhot Maggie O'Connell reveals to the other Brick regulars the circumstances of Fleishman’s ultimate departure.

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Stanley’s Cup!! The Last <br>SOUTH PARK Of 2006!!

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Last night’s super-excellent “Veronica Mars” ended with a shout-out to Stan Marsh. “Veronica” mastermind Rob Thomas, much like Trey Parker, is a genius.

Tonight’s “South Park” season finale, “Stanley’s Cup,” appears to be Stan-centric. He’s lost his job and his bicycle and his only hope is to coach a pee-wee hockey team.

It’s a parody of the white-hot “Mighty Ducks” franchise, one gathers. Golf clap.

A recap:
10.1 Chef is different.
10.2 The town goes smug with its hybrids.
10.3 Cartman despises “Family Guy.”

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SWEEPS DAY SEVEN!! TSST! Tonight's Last New SOUTH PARK Till October!!

I am - Hercules!! To recap: 10.1 The Super-Adventure Club recruits Chef; 10.2 Hybrid drivers precipitate a smug alert; 10.3 Cartman reveals his loathing for "Family Guy." 10.4 Cartman learns "Family Guy" writers are manatees; 10.5 Opr | »

Cartman Vs. Manbearpig!! The Almost Last Episode Of SOUTH PARK Till October!!

I am - Hercules!! To recap: 10.1 The Super-Adventure Club recruits Chef; 10.2 Hybrid drivers precipitate a smug alert; 10.3 Cartman reveals his loathing for "Family Guy." 10.4 Cartman learns "Family Guy" writers are manatees; 10.5 Opr | »

Cowabunga, Mother#@(%er!! Towelie Vs. Oprah!! SOUTH PARK 10.5!!

I am - Hercules!! 1) You'd think that because tonight's "South Park" episode, "A Million Little Fibers," deals with Oprah and Oprah's couch, it would have something to do with Tom Cruise. And maybe it secretly does. But apparently it's suppose | »

'This. Explains everything.' More Cartman Vs. FAMILY GUY!! Cartoon Wars: Episode II!!

"Mr. President. There's something about the 'Family Guy' writing staff I think you should know." I am - Hercules!! "Cowabunga, motherfucker." Is it a dream, hoax or imaginary story? Comedy Central says Eric Cartman actually will | »