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The Roundly Disgusting Kuato Spews STAR WARS TV Series Goodness!!

Merrick here...

..with some newly emerged details about the STAR WARS television series we’ve been hearing about. I’m referring to the live action project…which’ll come around AFTER the upcoming CGI series.

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Yikes... more OT STAR WARS DVD details have been released and Quint goes on a little rant...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. No one was more excited than I was to hear about Lucas finally relenting and releasing the original un-fucked with Trilogy on DVD. I bitch a lot about the Special Editions and am very critical of the prequels and as a resul | »

Today Will Be A Day Long Remembered! That's Not True, That's Impossible!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Finally George Lucas Kicks Ass and I can love him completely! Thank fucking God, Lucas and the power of Star Wars fandom! "Due to Overwhelming demand!" Fucking A! FUCKING A! Dear God... This is glorious! Thi | »

At Least 100 Episodes Of STAR WARS: THE SERIES!!

I am - Hercules!! "Star Wars: The Series" doesn't start shooting until 2008, and no one knows who will air it, but producer Rick McCallum told the BBC News it will run a minimum of 100 episodes. That's a lot of episodes. It took "Buffy the Va | »

Uncle Owen joins Aunt Beru...

Hey folks, Harry here with some sad news for us lovers of STAR WARS. Phil Brown, who played the wonderful character of Uncle Owen, has passed away. He joins Aunt Beru (Shelagh Fraser) who passed away 6 years ago in the here after. His Uncle Owen w | »

Alexandra DuPont Un-Retires To Review The SITH DVD!!

I am -- Hercules!! Who is Alexandra DuPont? Imagine Morena Baccarin crossed with a pre-Billy Bob Angelina Jolie and a 19-year-old Monica Bellucci. Your dream girlfriend, only taller, smarter, skinnier, cuter, more scantily clad and without th | »

ROTS DVD deleted scene images! Fuel Room! Dagobah! Jedi Death!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with some cool pics for you folks. I was going to post them over in Coax, but last time I tried to speak my mind in Coax Herc booted me out of his petty kingdom. My bum still hurts... These images below come from the website | »

Anger Management Drop-Out DMANN on WIZARD WORLD and STAR WARS!

Hey folks, Harry here... Lucas' automaton... aka Steve Sansweet is out stumping for STAR WARS again... basically the same lack of anything really cool - like what he dished out at COMIC CON - only this time... well, we've heard it before. Check i | »

Live in Chicago' Want to see 30 mins of the STAR WARS love-letter indie 5-25-77!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with something rather cool for you Chicago... ites' ...ians' For you folks in Chicago, anyway. Patrick Read Johnson is a director that I particularly like. He hasn't done much recently, but I hold a soft spot for ANGUS (I me | »

Ford! Fisher! Hamill! Spielberg! Cameron! Howard! Jackson! Hanks! Coppola! Dreyfuss! Duvall! USA AFI Lucas Tribute!!

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More STAR WARS TV show grumblings, this time from McCallum! Little Luke'

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with an interesting bit from Rick McCallum about the much talked about STAR WARS TV series... Now, I hate to jump onto an already moving bandwagon, but I personally agree with those that believe a STAR WARS TV series would w | »

Is it gonna be... THE HAN & CHEWIE SHOW'

Hey Folks, Harry here... Um - god I hope not... Harry: This isn't a scoop by any means, but it turned my mind to gravy. I had to share it with someone who'd love it just as much. I was scoping The Art of Star Wars, Episode Three thi | »

An Even Longer Longer Time Ago In A Galaxy Just As Far Away'

Hey folks, Harry here... first off I'd like to apologize for the lack of updates the past few days... thanks to the hell hole that is the Time Warner Road Runner Email Server - I haven't been getting email the past couple of days. Wheeee, fun. How | »

REVENGE OF THE SITH TalkBack #2!

Hey folks, Harry here with the 2nd Addition of the STAR WARS EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE SITH talkback... Well, let's see as of 3:20pm Saturday - the news is that Episode 3 has pulled in $85 million in the first two days, set the all time record for | »

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith Release Day Talkback #1

Hey folks, Harry here... Well - in the next 7-9 hours many of you will be getting your first look at the final episode of the Prequel Trilogy of STAR WARS. Some will love and some will hate... Some will be ecstatic, some will be filled with disap | »

A few looks at the Star Wars Celebration in London, including a marthon of all 6 STAR WARS films and celebrity guests!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a few very enthusiastic looks at that big STAR WARS Celebration in London that most of us wish we could have attended. Between the live orchestra playing STAR WARS music and the appearance of people like Christopher Lee | »

CANNES: Celia does Day 5 and suffers through STAR WARS EPISODE 3: REVENGE OF THE SITH...

Hey folks, Harry here with a fairly negative look at the next STAR WARS film from Cannes... Not exactly the sort of film one would associate with this very High Brow film festival. I know a couple of others that had a pretty negative reaction to th | »

Quint has joined the Dark Side! An OT loyalist's review of REVENGE OF THE SITH!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with my thoughts on the biggest indie flick to come out this year... perhaps of all time. And before someone demands my head for calling STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH an indie flick, remember it was all funded o | »

CONTEST RESULTS: Who won that nifty Master Replicas Darth Vader FX lightsaber'

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the winner of the lightsaber contest... plus a whole bunch of altered pics to make you smile. I ended up receiving over 150 entries to this contest and considering how specific it was and how it revolved around the | »

AICN-Downunder: STAR WARS - EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH, plus some other things...

Father Geek here... Well ol'Latauro couldn't do it. He couldn't wait till it opened like he had planned... a press screening of Sith seduced him to the darkside... just like Harry... just like Father Geek, and Quint, and Moriarty, and Alexandra DuPon | »

Moriarty Reviews EPISODE III!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... I come to praise STAR WARS... not to bury it. I can | »

AICN CONTEST: Celebrate STAR WARS! Win your own Master Replicas LIGHTSABER!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with one helluva geeky contest for you. Nothing spells nerd quite like owning your own replica lightsaber and if that is missing from your life, then read below and take a stab at this contest. I was contacted by the good f | »

Alexandra DuPontReviews BothSITH And SERENITY!!HER FINAL AICNREVIEWS EVER!!

I am - Hercules!! Who is Alexandra DuPont' Imagine Morena Baccarin crossed with a pre-Billy Bob Angelina Jolie and a 19-year-old Monica Bellucci. Your dream girlfriend, only taller, smarter, skinnier, cuter, more scantily clad and without the c | »

CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO PART ONE!! CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO PART TWO!! Andre Dellamorte: You think the general populace is going to be excited to see Vader and the Wookies back' Sarah S: Yeah, of course. Andre Dellamorte: But with every | »

CLICK HERE TO RETURN TO PART ONE!! Moriarty: I | »