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Learn Which MAD MEN Star Hosts SNL After The Amazing Swifty!! Hint: Not John Hamm!!


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PARKS & COMMUNITY Hit New Highs!! MENTALIST Overtakes PRIVATE PRACTICE!! BONES Overtakes FLASHFORWARD!! FRINGE Hits Series Low!!

I am – Hercules!!

Thursday 18-49 finals (previous weeks in parentheses):

5.1 (5.2) (5.3) (5.0) (5.4) (6.1) (6.7) (1.8) Grey’s Anatomy
4.1 (4.2) (4.4) (4.1) (4.8) (3.9) (3.9) (4.1) The Office
3.7 (3.7) (4.0) (3.5) (3.4) (3.7) (3.7) (3.6) Survivor
3.6 (3.6) (2.8) (3.5) (3.3) (3.8) (3.6) (1.9) The Mentalist
3.5 (3.4) (2.2) (3.6) (3.5) (4.1) (4.1) (2.0) CSI

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Capone loves locking eyes with THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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SOUTH PARK Beats JAY LENO!! <br>World Series Best In Five Years!! <br>Big Number For Petite MODEL!! <br>Lotsa Season Lows!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

Wednesday 18-49 finals; prior weeks in parentheses:

7.4 (6.3) (----) (----) (----) (----) (----) World Series
3.5 (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.4 (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
2.8 (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
2.8 (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town
2.4 (2.8) (2.8) (2.6) (2.6) (2.5) (2.5) Law & Order: SVU

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Herc Laughs Plenty At Tonight’s Swanson-Centric PARKS AND RECREATION!! Plus?? See The Rest of The Koi Pond Footage!!<br>



I am – Hercules!!

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‘What Did You Say??’ <br>Wednesday Brings The <br>F Word To SOUTH PARK!!<br>


I am – Hercules!!

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HBO’s CONCHORDS <br>May Never Fly Again!!<br>



I am – Hercules!!

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Leno On NBC Affiliates: ‘They Seem To Be Hanging In There!!’<br>



I am – Hercules!!

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Capone Has the Winners' Names for the Chicago THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago screening of THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS on Tuesday, November 3 at 6:00pm. Please note the early start time!

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the time and place of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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Hercules Tackles FX’s <br>New Sitcom THE LEAGUE!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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Learn What’s Ahead For NBC’s THE OFFICE!! Plus A Plug For Tonight’s Dark Knight-Infused Halloween COMMUNITY!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

Tonight:

“Koi Pond.”
It’s Halloween and the office plans a “Haunted House” for the children in the community. And at an important business meeting, Michael falls into a koi pond. Meanwhile, Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales.

Next Week:

“Double Date.”

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ABC Relaunching <br>SCRUBS Dec. 1!! <br>BETTER OFF TED Dec. 8!!<br>



I am – Hercules!!

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What?! More free screenings in Chicago next week? Capone has the details on THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS event!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago GENTLEMEN BRONCOS screening!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago screening of GENTLEMEN BRONCOS on Monday, November 2 at 8:00pm, with a post-screening Q&A with producer/co-star Mike White.

Those who entered and won will receive an email from me shortly with the details on the time and place of the screening. If you entered this contest and your name is on the list, but you did not receive an email, let me know and I'll get you the details.

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‘Oh No!! It’s The Japanese!!’ Wednesday’s SOUTH PARK!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

THE JAPANESE ARE KILLING DOLPHINS AND WHALES IN AN ALL NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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Jason Reitman On Edgar Wright's SCOTT PILGRIM: "Carries More Unadulterated Joy Than I've Seen In Recent Cinema!"

Beaks here...

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Live in Chicago? Wanna see Jared Hess' GENTLEMEN BRONCOS with a Q&A with producer/co-star Mike White? Capone has the details!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here. Next week is going to be a busy one for screenings in Chicago. With a couple of exceptions, I pretty much took the month of October off from arranging screening, but November is going to be much busier. Case in point…

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Broken Lizard's THE SLAMMIN' SALMON gets picked up for theatrical release this December!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I recently saw the Broken Lizard guys' live show here in Austin which was a mixture of sketch, audience participation and stand-up. Kevin Heffernan and Steve Lemme did a great tribute to Patrick Swayze, recalling a horrible first encounter story of their meeting with someone they considered an idol.

Anyway, they mentioned during this show that their new movie was going to be seeing theatrical release this December and now we're getting news of just what that is.

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Ron Livingston set to dine with Paul Rudd and Steve Carell in Jay Roach's DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Say what you will, but Jay Roach is assembling some of my favorite comedic actors for his new film DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS. According to Variety Ron Livingston will be joining Paul Rudd and Steve Carell in the flick.

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Capone's Art-House Round-Up with Disney's WALT & EL GRUPO and Uma Thurman's miserable MOTHERHOOD!!!

Hey, folks. Capone in Chicago here, with a couple of films that are making their way into art houses around America this week or at least expanding to more theaters (maybe even taking up one whole screen at a multiplex near you). Enjoy…

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Epic air-drumming road trip comedy ADVENTURES OF POWER hits Salt Lake City and Austin today!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I've been following Ari Gold's ADVENTURES OF POWER since seeing it premiere in the midnight slot at Sundance last year. I really enjoyed myself (as can be evidenced by my review) and dug the world Ari Gold created. Yeah, I know his name's familiar to fans of Entourage and the fact that Vinny Chase himself is in this movie doubles the hilarity I'm sure, but the dude's a real deal talent.

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Mr. Beaks's Day Of Disney! PRINCESS AND THE FROG Glimpsed! The Walt Disney Archives Visited! Disneyland Befouled!

I am thirty-five years old, and I am visiting Disneyland for the first time. Walking down Main Street U.S.A., I feel like an interloper, like a slightly suaver Peter Lorre casting ominous shadows on childhood memories being recalled or created. Everyone is so damn happy. I shouldn't be here.

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Elston Gunn Interviews <br>The Producers of MTV's <br>MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16!!

Hello. Elston Gunn here.

MTV is celebrating the Halloween season this week with MY SUPER PSYCHO SWEET 16, a horror film inspired by the network's reality series of a similar name (sans the "psycho," though one could contest that). The project - directed by Jacob Gentry (THE SIGNAL) about a roller rink party crashed by a slasher - is one of a slate of original films MTV is presenting in a limited theatrical release before broadcasting on television. Julianna Guill (FRIDAY THE 13th reboot), Lauren McKnight (UNACCOMPANIED MINORS) and Chris Zylka (COUGAR TOWN) star.

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Hercules Says Comedy Central’s THE JEFF DUNHAM SHOW Is A Good Series For Me To Poop On!!<br>

I am – Hercules!!

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‘Bastardos!!’ WTF!! <br>SOUTH PARK Smackdown!!

I am – Hercules!!

THE BOYS GO TO THE WWE FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN AN ALL-NEW “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21
AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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