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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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MAD MEN Staffer Marti Noxon To Write DreamWorks' FRIGHT NIGHT Remake!

Beaks here...

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Plot Details Emerge On AREA 51, Oren Peli's Follow-Up To PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!

Beaks here...

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MAN ON WIRE helmer jumping on the found footage horror bandwagon with THE VATICAN TAPES!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. James Marsh's MAN ON WIRE is a fantastic documentary about the French dude that's obsessed with staging tight rope walking hits on famous landmarks, most notably when he walked between the two World Trade Center towers.

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AICN Exclusive: WOLFMAN poster!!! It's very Film Noir...

Hey folks, Harry here with the debut of the killer film noir-esque 1 sheet of the WOLFMAN!!!

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Capone alternates between fascinated and disappointed while watching Robert Zemeckis' A CHRISTMAS CAROL in IMAX 3D!!!

Hey, folks. Capone in Chicago here.

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Capone says THE FOURTH KIND feels more like The Fake Kind!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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We've Got The First Review Of Platinum Dunes' A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Remake!

Beaks here

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AMAD: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO AUNT ALICE? (1969), WHO SAW HER DIE? (1972) and CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962)!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the final entry to the special Halloween run of A Movie A Day!

Since it is Halloween and I have gotten caught up in the festivities of my favorite holiday (thus getting behind on these entries) I figured why not package all three of the remaining AMADs together!

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ScoreKeeper interviews TRICK 'R TREAT director Michael Dougherty and composer Douglas Pipes! Happy Halloween!!!


Greetings! ScoreKeeper here scaring up some Halloween spirit with my first ever tandem interview featuring both a director and composer. I couldn’t be more excited to be featuring this two-headed monster who was instrumental in concocting a film worthy of passage into the pantheon of fun seasonal scare-flicks embraced during Halloween.

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<FONT COLOR=RED>UPDATED!!! Capone has the Winners' Names for the Chicago A CHRISTMAS CAROL IMAX 3-D screening!!!</FONT>

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here, with the list of winners for tickets to see the Chicago screening of A CHIRSTMAS CAROL in IMAX 3D on Monday, November 2 at 9:00pm at the Navy Pier IMAX, 700 East Grand Ave., Chicago.

Please be advised that although this an exclusive AICN screening, it is slightly overbooked to make sure we have a full house, so if you want a good seat, get there early.

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A Movie A Day: CHRISTMAS EVIL (1980) <BR><i>But if you’re bad… I’ll bring you something… horrible.</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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A Movie A Day: THE SADIST (1963) <BR><i> To inflict moral insanity on the innocent. That is his twisted pleasure!</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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EXCLUSIVE! See A Gruesome Death from Joe Dante & Roger Corman's SPLATTER!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with a treat for a Halloween trick that Joe Dante and Roger Corman are pulling with NetFlix called SPLATTER! It even features the most awesome of all Coreys, Corey Feldman. Well, Joe dropped me an IM last night asking if I'd like to host the only advance clip from SPLATTER that will have a gruesome murder? | »

Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks Halloween Edition: Lots of Crazy Insane Horror & assorted fun!

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from my DVD PICKS & PEEKS column. Lots of crazy weird horror here this Halloween edition. Hope you enjoy the list, some obscure coolness is here. As always, clicking on the titles or the pics will take you to Amazon where you can learn more on each title, and if you’re intrigued enough – you can purchase the title, and at the same time support this column’s efforts to let you know about the coolness that abounds. Enjoy and have a fun Halloween this week!

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Saying Goodbye To Vic Mizzy (1916-2009)

ScoreKeeper here to pay my respects to the "all together ooky" Vic Mizzy who passed away last week at the age of 93.

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A Movie A Day: THE FLESH AND THE FIENDS (1960) <BR><i>To be condemned by ignorance is a compliment to knowledge!</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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A Movie A Day: THE SWARM (1978) <BR><i>Oh, my God! Bees! Bees! Millions of bees!</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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A Movie A Day: THE SERPENT’S EGG (1978) <BR><i>I wake up from a nightmare and find out real life is worse than the dream.</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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Quint chats up John C. Reilly about CIRQUE DU FREAK, vampires, film vs. digital, the state of the industry and tons more!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a little one on one chat I had with John C. Reilly directly after the big Fantastic Fest showing of CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT. When I say “directly after” I’m not exaggerating. The film showed, the Q&A happened and I walked right out to the hotel, up the stairs and into the conference room. Reilly somehow beat me to the hotel which is a feat considering he was on the stage when I left. I guess that's somehow appropriate considering the movie I was to talk to him about.

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If we could just get rid of those annoying teenagers, CIRQUE DU FREAK would be a great movie, says Capone!!!

Hey, everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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A Movie A Day: DEAD OF NIGHT (1977) <BR><i>It has nothing to do with time… The dead of night is a state of mind.</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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A Movie A Day: STAGEFRIGHT (1987) <BR><i>Right between the eyes, Ally. Just like I said. I got him. Right between the eyes</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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A Movie A Day: DEMON SEED (1977) <BR><i>I want to study man: his isometric body and his glass-jaw mind.</i>



Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the newest October special horror run of A Movie A Day!

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New trailer for The Wolfman has hit! Bring your silver-headed cane and wolfsbane!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I have the horrible feeling that this movie is going to piss me off. Now that's not because I think it's going to suck. I don't. Actually, the footage in the new trailer is really sharp (for the most part). It looks like a gorgeous movie, Anthony Hopkins chews a movie's worth of scenery just in the damn trailer and the final physical Wolfman looks absolutely killer.

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