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Mr. Beaks Feels Like He Has To Say Something About NEW MOON!

TWILIGHT: NEW MOON is expected to open to $100 million this weekend, and I refuse to believe that anyone who pays to see this non-movie will enjoy it as anything other than a shameless melange of pasty skin, chiseled abs and tween-emo longing. It's garbage. And while I'm aware there are people who mistake the torpidity of these films for tragic depth, it's my hope that many of them will soon be exposed to Jane Austen as more than a cheap allusion, at which point they'll realize - with horror-struck remorse - the ignorant error of their youth.

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CRIMINAL MINDS Back On Top!! Post-HANK ABC Wednesday Up!! REAL WORLD Up!! LENO Stuck in 5th Place At 10 p.m.!! <br>

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Wednesday 18-49 ratings; prior weeks in parentheses:


3.7 (3.4) (3.4) (2.5) (3.8) (3.8) (3.6) (3.8) (4.4) Criminal Minds
3.7 (---) (3.5) (3.7) (3.4) (3.6) (3.4) (3.8) (4.2) Modern Family
3.3 (3.4) (---) (---) (3.3) (3.4) (3.3) (3.3) (3.1) Glee
3.2 (3.8) (2.8) (2.2) (3.0) (3.2) (2.9) (3.3) (4.0) CSI: NY
3.2 (---) (2.8) (3.2) (3.1) (3.3) (3.2) (3.8) (4.4) Cougar Town

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Starting February, <br>LOST Will Air Tuesdays!!<br>

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“Lost” will air at 9 p.m. Tuesdays instead of in its traditional Wednesday berth, ABC announced Thursday.

This suggests it will have to contend with Fox’s top-rated megahit “American Idol,” which often airs in both the 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. timeslots on Wednesdays.

I think this is “Lost’s” first time on Tuesday.

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<font color=red>UPDATE!!</font> Merrick Thinks You Should Watch GALAXY QUEST Even If You Don't Like STAR TREK!!

Merrick again...

One of my Twitter folk kindly pointed me towards GALAXY QUEST: GLOBAL WARNING, a comic miniseries that continues the adventures of the GQ crew.

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Learn How THE OFFICE <br>Closes Out The Decade!!<br>

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Three more “Office” episodes remain in 2009:

Tonight:

6.11 “Shareholder Meeting.”
Written by Justin Spitzer.
Michael gets excited when he’s invited by David Wallace to be honored on stage at the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, and he brings Andy, Dwight and Oscar along for the ride. Meanwhile, Jim has a hard time getting Ryan to do work.

Dec. 3:

6.12 “Scott’s Tots.”
Written by Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky.

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Hercules Deems Tonight’s <br>Observer-Centric FRINGE <br>The Best of The Season!!<br>

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Fringe 2.8 FAQ

What’s it called?
“August.”

Who’s responsible?
Teleplay is credited to showrunners Jeff Pinkner (“Lost”) & J.H. Wyman (“Keen Eddie”), who previously teamed on the teleplay for 2.2, “Night of Desirable Objects.”

What says Fox?

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Four Minutes Of AVATAR Leaks Online!!


Merrick here...

A four minute (ish) sequence from AVATAR has been posted over at Marketsaw.

This footage appears to be captured from an XBOX 360 playback of some sort (is this clip available through XBOX Live overseas, maybe? Looks like...) It's filmed off of a TV screen, which is hardly the best presentation for any footage. This said, the quality here isn't altogether bad.

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‘Except For Kyle, Who I Don’t Like!!’ The Last SOUTH PARK Of The Decade Is All About Pee!!<br>


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GLOBAL CATACLYSM AT THE WATER PARK IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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BigZ Walks The Beat With A COUPLE OF COPS From (Director-Only) Kevin Smith!

Beaks here...

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Had A Question For ALIAS/LOST/HEROES Vet And DAY ONE Creator Jesse Alexander?? He Took Questions At 2 p.m.!!<br>


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TV Guide Has Details On February’s Justice Society Episode Of SMALLVILLE & A Picture Of STARGATE’s Michael Shanks As Hawkman!!

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Our First Review Of Rob Marshall's NINE Comes Slinking In!

Beaks here...

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Capone finds the strength to chat with Kellan Lutz--the TWILIGHT Saga's Emmett Cullen!!!

Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.

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Doctor Dan And His Fellow Britishers Drink In DOCTOR WHO: THE WATERS OF MARS!!<br>

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Another “Doctor Who” special just hit the BBC!!

“Doctor Dan” says:

DOCTOR WHO: The Waters Of Mars

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‘Does Anyone Have Those Directions I Printed Out??’ The Phantom Limb Returns Sunday To THE VENTURE BROS.!!<br>


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Only One Hour Of CURB Left!! Does The Big Michael Richards Episode Arrive Sunday Night??<br>

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Michael Richards popped up only briefly in this year’s third “Curb Your Enthusiasm” but Larry David said the former "Seinfeld" co-star would be back to deal with the aftermath of his infamous Laugh Factory meltdown.

Now we’re down to the final two episodes of season seven and Richards hasn't been back. Katrina survivor Leon Black, a man of color, figures prominently in tonight’s episode. Does the man who played Cosmo Kramer?

All signs point to yes.

Tonight:

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Hercules Likens AMC’s New Six-Hour PRISONER To Punishment!! <br>

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STAR TREK (2009) IN HD!! <br>Hercules Runs Down What To Expect On That Fabulous New Blu-ray Set Due Out Tuesday!!

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Harry mourns a listless melodrama buried under the Spectacular Effects of 2012...

Emmerich has really got to change his game radically. His announcement on MTV today regarding two additional INDEPENDENCE DAY movies confuses me, cuz with 2012, DAY AFTER TOMORROW and INDEPENDENCE DAY - he has 3 films for his Disaster Trilogy. Aliens, Global Warming and Global Microwaving. Of the three, the film with the absolute best visual effects work, is easily 2012. Easily. The work done to destroy and reform the planet we live on is astonishingly horrifying & beautiful all at once.

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More Hot Cylon Nakedness!!<br> CAPRICA Season-One Poster!!<br>

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That’s teen genius Zoe Graystone (Alessandra Torresani) with the apple.

The show also stars Eric Stoltz, Esai Morales (as Bill Adama’s dad), Polly Walker, Paula Malcolmson, James Marsters and Patton Oswalt.

Twenty season-one hours begin on Syfy Jan. 22.


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The Observers Of FRINGE!! <br>Some Stuff The UPS Guy <br>Brought Hercules Today!!<br>

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Paul Revere's engraving of the 1717 Boston Massacre:

Marie Antoinette 1793:

Sarajevo 1914, minutes before assassination of Archduke Ferdinand:

Letter from Fox publicity 2009:

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In Case Anybody Wants <br>To Talk About Tonight’s <br>SURVIVOR Or THE OFFICE??

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... or "Community" or "Fringe" or "Vampire Diaries" or "CSI" or "FlashForward" or whatever.

Two highlights for me:

SPOILERS!

* The promo for next week’s “Survivor,” as Russell Hantz tries to outrun his tribemates as he undertakes his third search for the hidden immunity idol.

* The sound of Creed Bratton’s tires as they exited the Dunder Mifflin parking lot.

Tonight:

“Murder.”
Written by Danny Chun

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‘Or Does She??’ <br>Wednesday Brings 2009’s <br>Almost-Last SOUTH PARK!!<br>

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CARTMAN WILL NOT BE SILENCED IN AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF “SOUTH PARK ” PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11

AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL

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‘I Wish That Was All He Was Doing!!’ Henchman 21 Takes Center Stage In Sunday’s VENTURE BROS. 4.4!!


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A reader writes:

O Mighty Hercules:

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‘Very Good!! Happy Christmas!!’ <br>Sunday Brings The Third <br>MAD MEN Season Finale!!<br>

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“I don’t love you!!”

“I’m deeply disappointed, Don!!”

“Daddy!!”

“Sterling Cooper is for sale!!”

“What if this is my time??”

“You are in over your head!!”

“Everything’s going to be fine!!”

“How do you know that??”

From Variety, Oct. 22, 2008:

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