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‘You Will Lead Them All To <br>Their End!!’ GALACTICA 4.6!!<br>

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The SciFi Channel says:

The cancer-stricken President Laura Roslin and hotheaded pilot Kara Thrace both must make difficult leaps of faith in order to accept an uneasy alliance with the Cylons.

* Nana Visitor, who worked with Ron Moore on “Deep Space Nine,” may turn up this week as Roslin’s fellow cancer victim “Emily Kowlski,” who turns out to be a big Gaius Baltar fan.

* Starbuck and Athena will pay a visit to a basestar.

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Harry Steele says INDY IV is the 3rd best of the series!

Hey folks, Harry here... Yes, the film has screened. Yes, these reviews are coming from those screenings. And yes, people are all over the place with the film. Now where am I coming down on all of this?

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A more positive, yet far more damning, review of INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL comes in...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm doing my best not to let these reviews bring me down. I was shopping last night and picked up some Indiana Jones toys (Belloq and Crystal Skull Indy) as well as some Dark Knight toys (damn ebayers fleecing all the Jokers out of the stores!). I was sent the new DVD box set of all three INDIANA JONES movies and have been watching the special features... RAIDERS is on right now, just finished with one of my favorite scenes, when Marion accidentally hits Indy in the face with the mirror.

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As If George Bush Couldn't Be A Sadder Scarier Loathsome Cretin...

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not apologetic in the least for my disdain of the worst President in the history of the United States, George Bush Jr. What he has done to this country & to the world outside of our borders is beyond reprehensible. In his 8 years he and his cronies have systematically Tonya Harding'd the good ol U.S. of A. - to such a point that our station in the world order has tumbled, our dollar is becoming increasingly worthless, our homes our being taken away and our brave young men & women are dying for his vanity and war mongering.

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Chloe Sullivan To Join Whitney Fordman, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, The Luthors And The Kents On The SMALLVILLE Scrap Heap??<br>

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Allison Mack, who plays Lois Lane’s news-hen cousin Chloe Sullivan, may be leaving “Smallville” at the end of this season over money issues, according to TV Guide’s Mike Ausiello.

Aside from Tom Welling (who plays Clark Kent) and Michael Rosenbaum (who plays Lex Luthor), Mack is the only actor who’s appeared in every “Smallville” episode.

Rosenbaum has announced he is leaving the series after the current season.

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Marlowe Investigates HANCOCK!!


Merrick here...


There was a big screening of HANCOCK last night; Marlowe sent in his thoughts on the film.

THERE ARE SIGNIFICANT SPOILERS THROUGHOUT THIS PIECE - more spoilers than review, actually.

PLEASE NOTE: the version screened last night was incomplete, so the film might change between now and it's early July release.

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ShogunMaster Says CRYSTAL SKULL Is 'the Indiana movie that you were dreading'!!


Merrick here...

Well, I've suspected this for a while now.

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‘Why Don't You Ask The One <br>Question That Does Matter??’ <br>Penultimate LOST!!<br>

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‘You Could Be A Classy <br>Janitor!!’ Penultimate OFFICE!!<br>

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‘You Officially Go Down As The Dumbest Survivor Ever In The History Of SURVIVOR!! Ever!!’<br>

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A gaggle of SPEED RACER reader reviews rush in!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I've already told you guys how I feel about the flick and now we're starting to get word back from those seeing advance screenings of the movie, even one or two from the AICN Austin screening.

The word is pretty split. Some like it, some don't. We've got a good balance of both views below! Enjoy, but be warned... there are some spoilers below!

Hi Harry, Moriarty, Quint,

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The SciFi Channel Has<br> Cast Bill Adama’s Dad!!<br>

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<font color=red>MST3K!! LOST!! SUNNY!! 4400!! SOUTH PARK!! TREATMENT!! SEXY!! PYTHON!! PRISONER!! <I>HercVault!!</I></font>

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Learn Who Plays The Mother Of The First Cylon on CAPRICA!!<br>

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SciFi Casts The Stars Of <br>Pilot WAREHOUSE 13!!<br>

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Gross! You got something on your face, Harvey...

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Now this is gross. Awesomely gross.

I can't wait for this. If you saw the bit in the last trailer, with Dent in profile... and you can see a tiny bit of the scarring... it seems to match the below, which was scooped by comicbookresources.com.

I think it's real and if it is, holy shit what an awesome look... Nolan is the man.

Pic Removed At Studio's Request!

The DARK KNIGHT Trailer’s Online In HD, And It Is A Thing Of Sick Beauty!

Hey, everyone. “Moriarty” here.

By now, about 47,000 of you have e-mailed me to tell me that the DARK KNIGHT trailer’s online officially. And that’s in an hour. I’m impressed. You guys are officially rabid, and there’s no two ways about it.

And I don’t blame you a bit.

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A Pair Of Early Reviews For THE BROTHERS BLOOM, Rian Johnson’s Follow-Up To BRICK!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

Verrrrrrrry curious about this one. The script was a canny little game of chess, and the cast is a knock-out. I liked BRICK quite a bit, and I hope this marks a step forward for this idiosyncratic young writer/director.

I know it screened on Thursday night, and we got in two reactions to the screening. Here’s the first...

Hello Harry, I've sent scoops in in the past but never had anything get through maybe this will be the one.

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The Brits Like Poison Sky!! <br>WHO 30.5 Airs On The BBC!! <br>

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Cpt. Wiggin Dethrones PRINCE CASPIAN!!


Merrick here...


Cpt. Wiggin, who has reviewed for us before, took the time to send in this look at THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN.

The headline of the article pretty much sums up where he's coming from, but read on for some interesting insight on the film which opens May 16.
I believe this is the first review we've run of the film.

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‘I Cannot Obey That Order!!’ <br>BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 4.5!!<br>

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SMALLVILLE To Replace <br>Lex Luthor With New Villains!!<br>

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Herc Finds IRON MAN Highly Magnetic, And Offers 10 Reasons Others May Too!!<br>

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Ambush Bug wants to be IRON MAN when he grows up!

I AM IRON MANNNN!!!!

Well, I’m not. But after seeing this movie, I wish I was!

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Capone Lubes Up IRON MAN!!

Hey all. Capone in Chicago here.

On the day I saw Iron Man for what I'm sure will be the first of several times, there was a serious chance that it was going to snow here in Chicago. So while many other critics have been talking about how summer has arrived a little bit earlier than normal as far as movies are concerned, I choose to look at the release of Iron Man as marking the early arrival of Christmas.

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