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Father Geek back with an update on that wise ol' creature of the night, the founder of FAMOUS MONSTERS OF FILMLAND magazine and collector of Hollywood's Horror and Sci-fi history for decades... Forrest J. Ackerman. Uncle Forry has been quite ill and
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Harry here... I had to sleep on this one. I got the news that Ted Demme passed away at around 5 a.m. this morning. The first couple of emails said simply that Ted had died of a heart attack at the age of 38. Tears instantly flowed.
I've know
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Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review Of Pennsylvania.
Hard
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Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.
Every now and then, you see a film or you talk to someone, and you are changed, bettered by the encounter. I was lucky enough this month to have both experiences.
I am duly impr
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Hello folks, Harry here. Folks, the original plan was for me to write my top ten films about America interspersed amongst Moriarty's... But ya know what' There's not enough room to do it in this frame, so... instead, you will see mine next year on
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Hey folks, Harry here. One of the unfortunate tasks in being an editor of this little corner of the web is that I sometimes have to make tough choices. The folks over at Paramount seemed to be real happy with that SHAFT review of mine and said... "
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Hey folks, Harry here... Can't type that much, Moriarty has filled the limits of AICN's forma
TWENTY HOURS I WANT BACK
1. SHOWGIRLS
What can you say about a movie that features such howlers as, "It
must be strange not having anyone cum on
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Hey Folks, Harry here. Why has it taken so long to get another chapter in the Moriarty 90's List' Because, the dear Professor contemplates... he rips at himself, he walks a divide in the rug over some of these decisions. Knowing that people will s
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Hey folks, Harry here with the return of the dear ol venerable Professor's RUMBLINGS FROM THE LAB. He has a lot to talk about and a backlog of info for a ton... (term for judging amount of words written) ...of future columns. Right from the get go,
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Hey folks, Harry here. The bumbling wise half blind degenerate underground living professor of arcane methods of thievery has chimed in with his LATEst Rumblings from the Lab, and quite honestly... You must read his coverage of the Harrison Ford/Ste
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Hey folks, Harry here. I have a lot of running around to do today, so I'll just turn this right on over to the dear venerable Professor... and in the meanwhile... I gots to get me a copy of this Goldman book... sounds fantastic...
Moriarty's
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Hey folks, Harry here. Moriarty has informed me that due to the constant ejaculating of his henchmen's play-doh on a weekly Monday-Tuesday basis... The Cleanup dooty has forced him to retire his RUMBLINGS FROM THE LABS till Wednesday morning. Meanw
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iUniverse Special: Moriarty RETURNS
Monday, February 14, 2000
10pm ET in the #conference
You know him as one of the "Ain't it Cool News" elite --- a working screen
writer turned movie reporter, devoted to the intricate art of "THE FILM."
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1994 - Part 2
TWENTY HOURS I WANT BACK
1. FORREST GUMP
Okay... I am going to get this out of my system, once and for all. I am going to vent my feelings about this film here, and then I have promised those around me that I will never sp
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1994
This was, for me, the year the decade finally took shape and defined itself in a way that would prove to play out over the next six years. There was a healthy mix of edgy indie fare and smart, sophisticated studio entertainment at the to
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1993 - Part 2
PERFORMANCES
Christina Ricci, ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES
If you want to pinpoint the moment when Christina Ricci officially became an interesting actress, this would be it. She's admitted that in the first ADDAMS FAMILY, she was
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[EDITOR'S NOTE: Moriarty and I, Robogeek, have been toiling for the last twelve hours over this voluminous piece, making every effort to deliver it to you in a presentable format. However, because of it's size, we've finally been forced to post it in
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Howdy, citizens! ROBOGEEK here,
helping to hold down the fort while Harry and THE DUDE embark on a mission to retake the Panama Canal. Anyway, I was devoting a few spare vacuum tubes to help search the skies for signals from the ill-fated Mars Polar
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Due to catostrophic experiments gone wrong! The Cannibalizing of parts to create Henchmen Mongo a mate. And other terrible acts of misguided genius. The old man. The dear professor. The scourge of sewers. That's right... I'm talking about MORIA
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Hey folks, Harry here with the latest Rumbling from that dear old fella, Moriarty. Before we get started reading, I just want to reaffirm that I am not a supporter of the current draft of SPIDER-MAN from Koepp... BUT... Neither is Sony or Raimi. Mo
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Hey folks, Harry here with the old man's latest (and I do mean LATE-st)Rumblings from the Lab. However, he's been hard at work at all sort of evil mechinations, but I'll let him go into it... Take it away old fart...
RUMBLINGS FROM THE LAB
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Heh... Well folks, Harry here, and you are in for quite a treat. I've been getting emails from folks wondering what the hell our dear Professor has been up to. Well... About 2 months ago, via the pnuematic tubes connecting his Lab with my Headqua
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Harry here... hands cramping from formatting this Rumblings.... fingers tired.... must sleeeep.... contemplate list later.... zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey, Head Geek...
"Moriarty" here.
It's going to be a quick one today, and you'll see
why at
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Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from my good friend James... The dear Professor recently took a weekend off from conquering the world to join me at BUTT-NUMB-A-THON and apparently impregnated henchman Mongo with some sort of evil seed. I don'
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Hey folks... After Moriarty FAILED to obtain a concious post-party state last night.... or even this morning, meanwhile... I was up and at em with the cock crowing this day. He humbly crawled out of his underground lair with that Black Mastiff of hi
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