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Greetings, citizens! ROBOGEEK
here with not one, but THREE movie reviews for your reading pleasure.
But first, please indulge me for a moment as I get something off my
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OK comicbook geeks... Here's the great news... Father Geek here felt it might take over 1st place after seeing it twice early in the week, but this will do...
You probably already know this, but I havent seen a post about it. X-men
made 21.
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Hey folks, Harry here with a decoded chart of 0s and 1s from none other than that malfunctioning butane tank with air conditioning hoses for arms... Robogeek. It also seems as though Robogeek ran across a theater going arsehole and due to his Asimov
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Here is Robogeek's review of BASEketball. And remember, he isn't a little bitch, he's Robogeek, the almighty and powerful. By definition all things mechanical and shiny can't be called a little bitch. They are too cool for that. So instead I'll c
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What is the value of a human life'
That's the basic question posed by "Saving Private Ryan," the most potent work of filmmaking yet this year. It is a question well worth asking more often than we do, one that is answered with startling eloquence
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There were voices...
...and thunderings, and lightnings...
...and an earthquake.
And there followed hail and fire mingled with blood.
There fell a great star from heaven, burning as if it were a lamp...
...and I beheld, and heard an Angel saying
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Greetings, citizens! It is I, Robogeek, coming at you with 1.8 gigawatts of movie reviewing power! It's been awhile since I've reviewed a film on these pages, since I've been criss-crossing the globe on various secret missions for His Eminence. (In f
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Greetings, citizens! Once again it is I, Robogeek, and today I'm ready to rumble with the American Film Institute's list of the 100 greatest American films. This project was launched to celebrate the first century of American film (1896-1996), though
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Greetings, citizen Harry! It is I, Robogeek, funky fresh from my
extended excursion into bat country. Goodness gracious, those flying
bloodsucking bastards are ruthless! But my attention is now occupied by
an earth-bound rodent, one which holds do
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A few more thoughts on SXSW, to answer some questions I've gotten via
e-mail. The main thing people have been wondering is how SXSW stacks up
to "real" fests, like Sundance, Cannes, New York, Toronto, Berlin,
Venice, Telluride.
It
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Ok folks. I've been getting a lot of email about my ejaculatory review of SIX STRING SAMURAI. A lot of people thinking that my head is firmly lodged in my arse. Well just to prove that there are other people that also have their head lodged in my
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I knew I should have quit while I was ahead.
I was extremely fulfilled after "The Big One." I'd just had an
incredibly enriching day of filmgoing. I was ready to go home and write
it all up, but then Hallenbeck and Harry peer-pressured me into
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ROBOGEEK SITS THROUGH FOUR FLICKS IN ONE DAY AT SXSW!
REVIEWS OF "THE LONG WAY HOME," FOUR SHORTS BY EGOYAN, "THE
BIG ONE" AND
"CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL."
Greetings, citizens! It is none other than I, Robogeek, once again
paying you a visit t
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Robogeek had to sound off on THE BIG LEBOWSKI, so I figured, what the heck, the guy can sit there and say the same
thing 834928472 times without a change in tone, I better do what he says. Damn psycho. Anyway, here's his review...
Greetings, c
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Well, it's that time of year again - the time of year when I,
Robogeek, boldly make my Oscar predictions. (Well, except for short
films; I'll get to that later, but meanwhile - go Pixar!)
PLEASE NOTE: "Will Win" means who I think will
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You all know the Mighty Joe Hallenbeck, scourge of the cyberseas. And many of you know of
Robogeek, whom Roger Ebert deemed, "a web based expert of anime." Well you couldn't have two more
wildly different styles of reporting/commentary. Ha
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You may have noticed that a new spy has been making appearances on the site. The
infamous lubricated RoboGeek. I gifted Robogeek the ability to see TITANIC early. Why'
How could I turn down a chance to see it early' Because I want to see i
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ROBOGEEK writes in with this news on Mononoke Hime. Ya don't know' Well read ye
heathen read. The geek that needs professional lubrication calls for you. And you must
listen.
Now THIS is cool news! :-)
Of all the cool animated
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Monday 1500 hours (cst)
It took a long time to get everyone's outfits on correctly and the lights, and cameras, and
crew all in sync. But once they did, they moved pretty damn fast. Usually just a couple of
takes, then it was time to r
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Monday 1055 hours (cst)
I look over at the person who looks like he is in charge. The person who should be in
charge would be named Michael Bay. But Michael Bay is suppose to be a real old man
and he's suppose to be the "Prince of Dark
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As many of you witnessed, there was no update this past Monday and Tuesday. Why is
that? What possible event could have lured Harry away from his computer? Had Harry
been kidnapped? Or did Harry go to Washington DC to see Lucas? While some
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