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AICN STORY #20,000!! Moriarty

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... We didn | »

HAUTE TENSION transmorgrifies into HIGH TENSION leaving only your favorite form of frenching behind!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Now I'm one of the folks that absolutely loves HAUTE TENSION - the incredibly well made slasher style horror film that just completely was everything I wanted from the movie when it played at BUTT-NUMB-A-THON 5 about a year | »

Lars Von Trier's MANDERLAY has a trailer for you!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a trailer for the newest from Lars Von Trier. Some love him, some hate him, but regardless of your stance on Von Trier's work, you gotta admit the below trailer is very pretty and the cast looks swell, if only for Wille | »

I am Stanley Kubrick! French Trailer for Malkovich flick COLOR ME KUBRICK hits and boy is it weird (in a good way!)

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with the first of a butt-load of trailer links for ya' this fine mo'ning. This flick, COLOR ME KUBRICK, has Malkovich weirdness all over the trailer, but damn if it doesn't look like an awesome movie. Give it a look by click | »

Our First Report On THE CONSTANT GARDENER, The New Film From The Director Of CITY OF GOD!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab... CITY OF GOD is, simply put, a masterpiece, a brilliant and kinetic piece of cinema that was my favorite film of 2003. Now we've got our first report on the new film from director | »

Moon Yun catches a taste of French cine at The Hawaii International Film Festival; APRES VOUS and also MONDOVINO

Father Geek reporting from here at Geek Headquarters in Austin, Texas. Our lovely island editor Moon Yun Choi took a sip of a few French flicks at HIFF, but didn't really find them to her taste... Moon Yun Choi signing in from Hawaii... The | »

Now this is cool! Trailer for a 1911 mega budget Italian adaptation of DANTE'S THE INFERNO with Tangerine Dream music!

Hey folks, Harry here - this is pretty damn cool. The very first Italian feature length film. Based on Dante's INFERNO - filled with demons, monsters, hell, damnation, nudity and pretty much the kitchen sink. Oh and Tangerine Dream' It seems | »

UPDATED INFO: Teaser Trailer for DAYWATCH, the Russian Sequel to NIGHTWATCH Debuts OnLine!

Hey folks, Harry here with a real live Russian citizen geek with the lowdown on the future of the series, origin of this series and what is said at the beginning of the trailer below: Hi Harry Seeing that you are so excited about the whole Ni | »

Werner Herzog's WILD BLUE YONDER has screened! How is it'!'

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here... Now, I knew Herzog had a documentary called GRIZZLY MAN at Sundance this year and that it was very well received, but I hadn't heard of him doing a new non-documentary flick starring Brad Douriff, no less. It sounds very | »

Wonderful Trailer For NOCHNOJ DOZOR (aka NIGHT WATCH) Lands Online! One of the Greatest Cool As Hell Films!

Hey folks, Harry here... Since last summer AICN has been telling you about NIGHT WATCH, and I'm not gonna stop now. This movie is coming, and when it hits a theater near you... GO! It is so rare that a film at the coolness level of CITY OF LOST C | »

The Stagehand sends in tons of Behind The Scenes Shots from Gilliam's BROTHERS GRIMM!

Hey folks, Harry here with some behind the scenes shots from the set of Gilliam's long delayed BROTHERS GRIMM! There were sent in by the Stagehand, and hopefully we'll see more from many other sets from the Stagehand. Enjoy... | »

Capone bows down to Wim Wenders' newest: LAND OF PLENTY!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with a look at Wim Wenders' newest flick, the post 9-11 exploratory LAND OF PLENTY. Sounds like Capone fell ten ways to Sunday in love with this flick, so I'll let him take the floor and splooge it out for you! Enjoy! Hey | »

Capone checks out 6 European flicks at EUFF: WHORE'S SON, 5X2, IN THE CITY and more!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with our main man in Chi-town who has been sent out of his beloved Gangsta's Paradise to brave the trecherous waters that have claimed many a ship near Bermuda. Before he departed, he made sure to catch some European flicks | »

HOOLIGANS Review

I'm not really familiar with the whole concept of Futbol (aka Football aka Soccer) Firms (aka like a gang, but minus drugs, guns & them nifty vests... god I love THE WARRIORS). But after watching HOOLIGANS - I can't wait to join one! I mean, sit | »

BUZZ BUNNY - A Stolen Name, A Vibrator & An Extreme M*th*rF*ck*r!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with a report from Junior Mintz regarding those lunatics at Warner Brothers and their show LOONATICS. Let's see what the lovely doll has found out... Dear Harry, It's been a while since we last spoke, but while I've d | »

New HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY photo hits! Vogon building interior!!

Ok, so this has been an adventure. The pic is back up, so go ahead and click the link at the bottom of the page for the pic! Hey guys... sorry, but it seems The Hollywood News had to take down the pic... Shame, because there was nothing in the pic | »

Copernicus gets all warm and fuzzy for Danny Boyle's MILLIONS!

Hey folks, Harry here with that man of logic and rationale... a man of reason and intellect. The great Copernicus says that a movie about saints and children is Danny Boyle's most impressive film. How on earth is this possible' Well, read and see | »

Harry watches as Luc Besson, Louis Leterrier & Jet Li are UNLEASHED! Beware of Teeth!

Warren Ellis Has Seen The New DOCTOR WHO!!

I am - Hercules!! "Word is that Sci-Fi Channel declined to acquire this new DOCTOR WHO series," writes the famed and acclaimed Brit graphic-novel author. "And I can see why. It's too damned English." Read all of Ellis' take on the series a | »

Berlin Film Festival: GhostBoy on YES, THE DYING GAUL, ASYLUM, THE GOEBBELS EXPERIMENT, LOST&FOUND, TRANSAMERICA y mas!

Hey folks, Harry here with the latest from Ghostboy... who isn't in Dallas like usual, but in far off Berlin. Hey! I've been there. BTW - My AEON FLUX report is coming shortly - just got the photos to go with the piece, now I'll knock your pretty | »

3rd Particularly Cool HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY TRAILER Seen At WonderCon!

Hey folks, Harry here and this sounds like a wonderful trailer... and I want to see it right now! Using the Guide to be self-referential and irreverent to the very concept of trailers is so very Douglas Adams that it fills me with glee. Now... if | »

Schrader's EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING To Screen In Brussels!

Hey folks, Harry here with some hopeful news regarding Paul Schrader and his film, EXORCIST: THE BEGINNING. Now - the shitball film directed by Renny "TB-hack hack hack" Harlin was shoved down our throats domestically... despite the fact it had terr | »

Sheldrake gets down doggy-style with Gromit at the Westminster Dog Show!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Being invited to the Westminster Dog Show was perhaps one of the single most hilarious moments of my life. I'm a hawaiian shirt wearing, british badass shoe owning Texan... we don't do doggy shows. Somehow, this is one of | »

The British Are All Excited About CGI CAPT. SCARLET!!

I am - Hercules!! I seem to remember "Team America" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone saying it was stupid to do "Thunderbirds" without the marionettes. But I guess they rethought that after they actually had to deal with the marionettes. | »

Quint kicks the Improbability Drive and sees THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here in rainy Wellington finally catching up to writing up the test screening of one of my most anticipated films of the year, THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY. (YES, THERE ARE SPOILERS BELOW, BUT NOTHING NEW TO ANYONE WHO HA | »