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Academy Award Winning Screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie Wants To Tell You About Two Films!!!

Hey folks, Harry here with a special celebrity god of cool who's written in with a review of his very own. Christopher McQuarrie wrote this a while back, and it sort of got lost in my e-mail, but tonight when I was cleaning up around the ol' e-mail box I found it. Like any good reviewer, he doesn't spoil, but teases us with astute observances. Both films do not have distribution, but from the sound of it, we should all wish they did!!! Now, here's the genius...

Harry,

I had the pleasure of catching a double bill last night for the closing of the Seattle International film Festival - Alan Rudolph's "Investigating Sex" and Jean-Jacques Beineix 's "Mortal Transfer." Neither of these films have a domestic distributor and when you check them out, you will see why. However, I strongly recommend them both.

INVESTIGATING SEX

"Investigating Sex" is Alan Rudolph's film based on Jose Pierre's book "Recherches Sur la Sexualite Archives du Surealisme" (I didn't say it was Freddy Got Fingered, now did I?) A group of male intellectuals in 1929 discuss sex with the intention of isolating their libido in it's most true and primal form. This is, of course, for the "scientific purposes" of the groups leader (Dermott Mulroney) who finds Freud's theories to be tediously clinical. Two muses are provided to inspire the groups conversation in the form of scantily clad stenographers Robin Tunney and Neve Campell. Rudolph introduced the film with a reminder that it is just that - a film and not a movie. While it certainly isn't a night with Ben and Matt, it never loses your interest and manages to avoid pretense entirely - in some cases by embracing it. (You'll see what I mean.) Brilliant performances from Nick Nolte, Alan Cumming, Jeremy Davies and Robin Tunney. Rudolph's film will challenge you, unsettle you and - if you're brave enough to discuss the film's ultimate question with your date - it will either abruptly snap that decaying branch your dangling from or lead you to the best sex you'll ever have.

MORTAL TRANSFER

"Mortal Transfer" is this year's "Blood Simple" from the man who brought you "Diva" starring Jean-Hugues Anglade (Betty Blue, Killing Zoe). To summarize the plot is to betray a wonderful film. See it cold. Dark, funny, fucked up, kinky, necrophiliac slapstick. Yes. Slapstick. It might even have an intentional donkey-punch or two for "Eyes Wide Shut" with the added spice of two of the sexiest women I have ever seen on screen in the forms of Hélène de Fougerolles and Valantina Sauca. The dream sequence alone will have you wondering why in God's name Beineix is not making big-budget movies in America. Certain to be ruined as a studio remake if they can ever get it away from him. (I guarantee you will be imagining at least one starlet in particular who will be their sublimely dreadful ideal in place of M. Fougerolles). You must see this film.

It should be immediately obvious to you why both films have been difficult to sell in America. Neither one contains a single computer generated image, revenge/ redemption device, breast implant, needless line of exposition or thick creamy coating of demographically calibrated condescension. Both are patient, methodical, unrushed, unrelenting, sexually frank and ultimately ambiguous.

You know. Films with balls.

I hope you get a chance to see them both.

- Christopher McQuarrie

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by GrossePointeJack
Aug 5th, 2001
03:51:16 AM

by raziel
Aug 5th, 2001
04:37:12 AM
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by gah rides again
Aug 5th, 2001
04:52:44 AM
No your not the only one who thinks Way of the Gun is under rate
by Jon L. Ander
Aug 5th, 2001
05:05:37 AM
way of the gun
by professor yaffle
Aug 5th, 2001
05:18:05 AM
Donkey Punch
by JonQuixote
Aug 5th, 2001
05:47:24 AM
WAY OF THE GUN ain't perfect by any stretch...
by lostoptimist
Aug 5th, 2001
06:05:01 AM
But the coolest thing is...
by Toby O Notoby
Aug 5th, 2001
07:00:41 AM
WAY OF THE GUN was crap...
by MrGrimm
Aug 5th, 2001
08:52:11 AM
Way Of The Gun Made me laugh
by JUSTICE41
Aug 5th, 2001
08:58:18 AM
McQuarrie didn't write this
by heywood jablomie
Aug 5th, 2001
09:15:27 AM
Mortel Transfert is amazing!!!! Here's the quicktime trailer!!!
by johnny ambulance
Aug 5th, 2001
09:26:27 AM
way of the gun rocked
by jeff bailey
Aug 5th, 2001
10:22:02 AM
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by mp3PO
Aug 5th, 2001
10:25:16 AM
McQuarrie Please Help
by si
Aug 5th, 2001
10:27:52 AM
The best performance in Way of the Gun...
by Jungle-face-jake
Aug 5th, 2001
10:44:55 AM
Man Fuck This.
by Foreskin_Jones
Aug 5th, 2001
01:29:01 PM
Three Reasons I Love McQuarrie
by MagnoliaMan
Aug 5th, 2001
06:23:36 PM
Three Reasons I Love McQuarrie
by MagnoliaMan
Aug 5th, 2001
06:23:36 PM
Jeez lostop...
by MrLittlejeans
Aug 5th, 2001
06:28:14 PM
To Foreskin...
by MrGrimm
Aug 5th, 2001
07:41:59 PM
I Isolated My Libido...
by Buzz Maverik
Aug 5th, 2001
08:25:11 PM
Oh THAT Movie.
by Foreskin_Jones
Aug 5th, 2001
10:51:28 PM
Buzz I've had a similar experience.
by Foreskin_Jones
Aug 5th, 2001
10:54:38 PM
Way of The Gun Sucked ass.
by Maynard
Aug 6th, 2001
01:47:53 AM
Littlejeans, I don't know who else compared the movie to Peckinp
by lostoptimist
Aug 6th, 2001
04:30:17 AM
Way of the Gun
by spenworks
Aug 6th, 2001
08:42:57 AM
Peckinpah-esque
by MickeyFinn
Aug 6th, 2001
03:22:59 PM
The best thing about DOTG
by Flatula
Aug 6th, 2001
11:46:43 PM
Sorry, folks -- it's Aldrich, not Peckinpah
by walterpaisley
Aug 7th, 2001
08:11:04 AM
Paisley - Rip Off
by JonQuixote
Aug 7th, 2001
03:35:10 PM
JonQuixote -- it's an homage, huh?
by walterpaisley
Aug 7th, 2001
08:07:11 PM
peckinpah blah blah blah
by Coopcooper
Aug 7th, 2001
11:14:57 PM
Paisley - what the fuck are you talking about?
by JonQuixote
Aug 8th, 2001
07:13:08 AM
jonquixote -
by walterpaisley
Aug 8th, 2001
03:52:21 PM

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