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Milo 2 checks out A KNIGHT'S TALE

Hey folks, Harry here and I really don't like the following reviewer because he takes a shot and off-handedly dismisses the entire work of Errol Flynn... as a result I can only assume he has never seen THE ADVENTURES OF ROBIN HOOD, THE SEA HAWK, THE ADVENTURES OF DON JUAN, CAPTAIN BLOOD, THEY DIED WITH THEIR BOOTS ON, SANTA FE TRAIL, DIVE BOMBER, EDGE OF DARKNESS and his many other classic films. Now given that he seems completely unfamiliar with the classic films of the genre in question, I really can't take his opinion for much... However... if you are also unaware of the classics of the genre, then by all means this review will have significance for you. For me though... It holds no excitement though he says he really quite enjoyed himself. Read on.... and rent the classics too!

Harry,

My girlfriend got invited to a screening of A Knight's Tale last night (she works for a music company and the screening was to push the soundtrack). I didn't really want to go, because frankly I'm no fan of watching her swoon over Heath Ledger (that Vanity Fair cover was in her bathroom for months). But she pointed out that a free movie's a free movie so I went. And I'm glad I did -- I was blown away. I had put Ledger in the Freddie Prinze category of cute guys who can't act. I didn't like The Patriot, but I don't really go for those sweeping historical dramas... and with a movie about knights I thought "here we go again." But he was really good in this. He carried off all the action/fighting, he was convincing in the story of a poor man whose only chance to break out of his lower class life is to pretend to be a knight... and all of the risks of being discovered that come with it.

And – here's the shocker – he was funny.

Sure, there are some predictable things about the film, but there were in Star Wars too, eh? What this shares with Star Wars is the basic white-knight vs. black-knight conflict, adds a dash of fighting over the girl, and instead of light sabers you've got lances. OK, no empires striking back either, but you know what I mean.

Knight's Tale definitely falls as much into the comedy category as action. There were plenty of laughs. And once you got into the story, even the somewhat predictable bits didn't get in the way of it being a hugely entertaining couple of hours. The guy at the screening said they're cutting some time off it, which is probably good, but I can't really see what there is to cut.

As great as Heath Ledger was, some of the scenes were stolen by the guy who plays Chaucer... you don't need to know who Chaucer was (my girlfriend didn't, and I just remember Chaucer from college trying to read that old English and getting a headache). He's incredibly funny as both a Cyrano for Heath, helping him charm the girl he wants, and as a combination of Ed McMahon and the "let's get ready to rumble" guy. By the time this movie is out of theaters, Heath will be a star and everyone will know the guy who plays Chaucer. I was expecting Mark Addy to be the main comic relief, and he's funny, but Chaucer stole that show.

Since they were there to push the soundtrack, everyone was talking afterward about how the rock & roll music worked or didn't work in the movie. I'd say 90% thought it worked really well. Really, how many of us want to sit through madrigals and lutes? It made the jousting and sword-fighting seem really modern, like it's another extreme sport (I heard on the radio recently about these bars running bicycle jousting contests, so maybe it *is* the next extreme sport). This is music we associate with arena sports... super bowl, world series, Stanley Cup... so we're kind of primed to get our adrenaline up when we hear "We Will Rock You." And it was a funny comment on us in the modern world to see fans at a joust doing the wave.

The other thing I think worked about the soundtrack is that the story seems really modern. You won't find me sitting in front of the tv watching Errol Flynn film festivals on AMC, and I guess there's a risk of people looking at this movie like one of those. But the story's sensibility is more modern and the music is probably part sales tool to convince us that this isn't your father's swashbuckler movie... and part dramatic device to help us see the more modern aspects of the story. To me, it really made the movie.

Milo

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Rockin knights...
by DonnieDorko
Feb 14th, 2001
02:19:34 AM
P-L-A-N-T
by Integra
Feb 14th, 2001
02:21:49 AM
Boogie Knights?
by Supercow
Feb 14th, 2001
02:35:49 AM
Just Remember: BRIAN HELGELAND GOT $5 MILLION to write and direc
by Bari Umenema
Feb 14th, 2001
02:42:52 AM
To Infinity & Beyond
by BoBaBrain
Feb 14th, 2001
05:10:37 AM
Errol Flynn Rocks (and I like lutes too)
by Stefka
Feb 14th, 2001
05:58:31 AM
Not a good movie for Medievalists
by MackDaKnife
Feb 14th, 2001
06:02:28 AM
Oh, now I just think this sounds like cheesy fun!
by Dave_F
Feb 14th, 2001
06:10:06 AM
Nyeh...
by Goldberry
Feb 14th, 2001
06:26:47 AM
What was wrong with this review?
by Brooklyn Bred
Feb 14th, 2001
06:45:40 AM
give me a break
by SuperFinn
Feb 14th, 2001
07:00:12 AM
I hope the production company is reading this...NO FRICKING ROCK
by twonkenn
Feb 14th, 2001
07:01:28 AM
Merely a flesh wound...
by Legend78731
Feb 14th, 2001
07:10:07 AM
Twonkenn - When else has a fantasy or medieval movie ever used r
by Dave_F
Feb 14th, 2001
07:14:52 AM
HARRY, YANK THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!
by Theta
Feb 14th, 2001
07:21:19 AM
You think Errol Flynn is all that and a bag of chips???
by MadMartigen
Feb 14th, 2001
07:36:58 AM
BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE SACRILEGIOUS PONCE!
by Barbarossa
Feb 14th, 2001
07:48:45 AM
We are the Knights that says NI !!!!!
by E_Man
Feb 14th, 2001
08:20:55 AM
It Could Work
by BoBaBrain
Feb 14th, 2001
08:42:57 AM
Boogie Knights -heh heh
by JonQuixote
Feb 14th, 2001
09:08:04 AM
What's all this Helgeland bashing?
by JonQuixote
Feb 14th, 2001
09:39:39 AM
I'm calling the kettle black
by studio plant
Feb 14th, 2001
10:18:21 AM
What cheeses me off most...
by tucson
Feb 14th, 2001
10:24:21 AM
Cormorant - What about Legend?
by twonkenn
Feb 14th, 2001
11:17:24 AM
AT LEAST KEVIN COSTNER'S NOT IN THIS ONE!
by Smegmartini
Feb 14th, 2001
11:35:04 AM
Bogus Review Still Has Value
by Mayor Barry
Feb 14th, 2001
12:17:02 PM
I like how we're able to recognize the bogus reviews by virtue o
by JonQuixote
Feb 14th, 2001
12:31:38 PM
MackDaKnife / Medievalists
by Spamagnet
Feb 14th, 2001
12:44:25 PM
plantplantplantplantplantplant plant
by Uga
Feb 14th, 2001
12:50:29 PM
right...
by scanlon
Feb 14th, 2001
01:30:43 PM
Romero's Knightriders
by HenryKrinkle
Feb 14th, 2001
01:30:47 PM
Now I need to get this straight once....and for all. AM I THE O
by E_Man
Feb 14th, 2001
01:45:22 PM
I also like Robin Hood
by JonQuixote
Feb 14th, 2001
03:24:14 PM
Costner and RHPoT
by Anduin
Feb 14th, 2001
05:35:40 PM
An American Accent
by JonQuixote
Feb 14th, 2001
06:20:59 PM
Legend soundtrack
by Tremayne7
Feb 14th, 2001
08:45:25 PM
Goddammit Harry! Here is a great, raving review about a movie t
by Lenny Nero
Feb 14th, 2001
09:07:36 PM
Excellent work boys! Keep exposing studio plant reviews whenever
by Bari Umenema
Feb 14th, 2001
11:22:08 PM
Time for some slow-pitch softball.
by LSHB
Feb 15th, 2001
06:49:53 AM
I'm surprised noone's brought up the wave from the scene in Robi
by twonkenn
Feb 15th, 2001
07:31:05 AM
what!
by Dragonfire
Feb 15th, 2001
09:39:45 AM
What's wrong with fun?
by lymond2000
Feb 15th, 2001
06:08:02 PM
*UCK YOU STUDIO PLANT
by crash_davis
Feb 15th, 2001
07:30:52 PM
*UCK YOU STUDIO PLANT
by crash_davis
Feb 15th, 2001
07:31:57 PM
Chaucer
by Milky
Feb 16th, 2001
05:40:25 AM
just make Crichton's Timeline
by TeaCake
Feb 16th, 2001
10:18:30 PM
Fun, Mindless Entertainment
by Romance Reader
Apr 12th, 2001
01:09:00 PM

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