Last week out of the London Tabloids we were told that George Clooney had dropped out of the next BATMAN because he was too much like a chiseled god of alabaster from days of old (facetitious) and we learned that they were claiming that Kurt Russell was signed on instead.

At the time I said this was a 10% rumor... that there was one chance out of ten that it could be true.

That is when I heard from Nanobot #1 in Lorenzo's office at Warner Brothers, who reports that the ol L-man is telling a select secret few that Kurt Russell will be playing the vengeful rodent of the night. The caped flying mouse.... So... given Nanobot technology, I would now take this to 90% chance of being true.... but the word leaking from out of Lorenzo's office is... KURT IS IN.

Now... this is interesting because about 2 years back there was an incredibly bs load of crap going around that Kurt Russell was going to be Batman and the villains would be Man-Bat and Scarecrow. That rumor was a delusion of a rather mentally ill fan boy that was also telling people he was sleeping with Charisma from Buffy, producing The Hobbit and was recruiting football recruits from High Schools under false pretenses. All of this just goes to show you that what can once start off as a bs rumor created by a delusional fan boy... can one day get perilously close to reality. I have assigned Nanobot the express detail to continue to monitor everything that Lorenzo says and does for the next several years to make sure we get all the scoop.... We'll see.... heheheh...