Some bastard out there in the universe has stolen YODA! This sucks. To steal someone's Yoda... it is such a crime of LOW CHARACTER. Then the bad karma that will hound you all the days of your life. It will definitely lead you down the dark path. I suggest a house by house search. Organized search parties. No stone should be left unturned. These cowards should be suspended upside down in a steaming pile of bantha fodder. Reach out and help this nice normal married couple whom have lost a member of their council. And Yoda... If you are listening.... kick the shit out your abductors!

Let me start by saying that I am legit and I need your help!! I co-host a morning radio show for a small market station in Michigan City Indiana. A gentleman from a nearby town bought his wife a latex, lifesize replica of Yoda for Christmas in '97. A couple weeks ago it was stolen and the couple is devastated. It was covered on Fox Tv Chicago and local papers and radio. I would like to help this couple and wanted to contact George Lucas to see if he could help. However, my perusal of the net led me no where in my search for a way to contact him. This may be a hopeless venture, but being a Yoda fan myself, but I would like to be able to replace it with another or something similar and thought Mr Lucas might find it in his heart to help. Can you help me with a contact?

Thanks Harry..Karyne Luscomb, WEFM, 95.9FM, 1903 Springland Ave, Michigan City Indiana 46360, 219-879-8201 or WEFM@wefmradio.com.