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Harry Potter Is PG Again! WATCHMEN Supplement TALES OF THE BLACK FREIGHTER Is A "Grisly" R!

Beaks here...

RopeofSilicon's Brad Brevet likes to keep an eye on the MPAA ratings, and he just noticed two fairly significant judgments.

First, HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE will be the franchise's first PG installment since 2004's PRISONER OF AZKABAN. As Brevet stated in his email, this is a little unexpected given the "dark" direction in which the series has been headed over the last couple of movies. As I haven't read beyond the first two Potter books, I'll put it to the fans: is this expected, or did WB catch the MPAA in a lenient mood?

Receiving a much harsher rating is Zack Snyder's TALES OF THE BLACK FREIGHTER, the feverishly violent, direct-to-DVD pirate yarn that will accompany the theatrical release of the WATCHMEN. According to the MPAA, BLACK FREIGHTER is an R for "violent and grisly images". Frankly, given Dave Gibbons's vivid illustrations from the graphic novel, I could've seen them slapping an NC-17 on this sucker.

Actually, it sounds like the MPAA might've been headed in that direction with Jody Hill's OBSERVE AND REPORT (starring Seth Rogen and Ray Liotta), which drew a very hard R for "pervasive language, graphic nudity, drug use, sexual content and violence." Sounds exactly like the script I reviewed last year, and I can't fucking wait.

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by sloanist
Jan 7th, 2009
01:21:05 PM
Half Blood Prince had some dark stuff
by Nickn328
Jan 7th, 2009
01:23:08 PM
HBP is fucking dark
by mefrog
Jan 7th, 2009
01:24:49 PM
Why rate it at all?
by Savage Lucy
Jan 7th, 2009
01:26:55 PM
Screw HP
by Evangelion217
Jan 7th, 2009
01:28:08 PM
I stopped reading after the Tri Wizard Tournament one
by slone13
Jan 7th, 2009
01:29:38 PM
1000 zombies in a lake = PG?
by Kizeesh
Jan 7th, 2009
01:32:35 PM
Black Freighter...
by BrooseTheScharuk
Jan 7th, 2009
01:33:56 PM
So wait, TOTBF is a separate movie?
by dr sauch
Jan 7th, 2009
01:34:14 PM
potter is so dark...like so friggin dark.
by knowthyself
Jan 7th, 2009
01:34:38 PM
Yeah, Those Final Scenes in HBP
by DKT
Jan 7th, 2009
01:36:13 PM
TOTBF
by knowthyself
Jan 7th, 2009
01:36:18 PM
HBP = PG = Not Looking Good...
by DisneyFanatic
Jan 7th, 2009
01:38:36 PM
HBP=PG= Hermione being raped has been cut out
by Gorgomel
Jan 7th, 2009
01:41:22 PM
Calm down about the PG
by Dosomo
Jan 7th, 2009
01:45:51 PM
More blood in HBP than all the others...
by AdrianVeidt
Jan 7th, 2009
01:46:32 PM
Hermione being raped ???Did i miss something?
by j2talk
Jan 7th, 2009
01:52:17 PM
think about it
by Turd Furgeson
Jan 7th, 2009
01:53:50 PM
Potter: The books get darker and more mature.
by RobRed1
Jan 7th, 2009
02:16:05 PM
It confirms the rumors HBP is crap
by textual
Jan 7th, 2009
02:16:40 PM
its not just the last chapters (spoilers)
by imascooby1985
Jan 7th, 2009
02:22:24 PM
January 20th
by Pr_Frink
Jan 7th, 2009
02:29:09 PM
Hard R for Potter
by Kentucky Colonel
Jan 7th, 2009
02:31:59 PM
Observe and Report graphic nudity? uh-oh
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Jan 7th, 2009
02:32:59 PM
Anything is possible at this point
by Knightsong
Jan 7th, 2009
02:33:19 PM
HBP=PG= Hermione cephalopod tentacle violation scene cut
by timothyarcher
Jan 7th, 2009
02:34:52 PM
I was rather surprised the last two films got R ratings.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Jan 7th, 2009
02:34:57 PM
Watchmen is R, right?
by ImJustSaying
Jan 7th, 2009
02:43:26 PM
stone13
by Nizzuts
Jan 7th, 2009
02:45:06 PM
Wasn't there a giant squid in the Hogwarts lake!?
by greenstyle92
Jan 7th, 2009
02:48:19 PM
Deathly Hallows Part 2 is hard R for sure!
by greenstyle92
Jan 7th, 2009
02:52:43 PM
Bitching about the RATING? Seriously?
by Liberty Valance
Jan 7th, 2009
02:55:06 PM
BLACK FREIGHTER
by DANNYGLOVERS_DICKBLOOD
Jan 7th, 2009
02:56:46 PM
Well, we're all looking forward Osterman's flopping Dick
by greenstyle92
Jan 7th, 2009
02:59:04 PM
SNAPE TELLS DUMBLEDORE HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS ANYMORE
by punto
Jan 7th, 2009
03:02:15 PM
Yeah, the rating
by ToughGuyRizzo
Jan 7th, 2009
03:02:26 PM
Not very happy about that
by lb
Jan 7th, 2009
03:03:16 PM
HBP is so dark, the last 3 pages are in Braille
by pokadoo
Jan 7th, 2009
03:09:41 PM
I KNEW David Yeats coming back was a bad idea
by DOGSOUP
Jan 7th, 2009
03:10:23 PM
Hard R for Retarded
by smiteboy
Jan 7th, 2009
03:12:46 PM
HBP=PG= no Fleur Delacour bukkake orgy
by Gorgomel
Jan 7th, 2009
03:18:12 PM
HBP=PG= no 2girls 1 goblet
by turketron
Jan 7th, 2009
03:37:29 PM
Spell changed from Mosexyo Youbonehim back to Expecto Petronum
by panicdawg
Jan 7th, 2009
03:39:22 PM
j2talk
by Bramton1
Jan 7th, 2009
03:49:20 PM
turketron: "HBP=PG= no 2girls 1 goblet"
by Malicoire
Jan 7th, 2009
04:00:15 PM
How has no one made an "Ooo- R me hearties" joke yet?
by Cameron1
Jan 7th, 2009
04:02:46 PM
They could rate the film G for all I care...
by Nasty In The Pasty
Jan 7th, 2009
04:13:59 PM
Porn Potter?
by Spamgelus
Jan 7th, 2009
04:15:36 PM
HP3 Porn?
by Spamgelus
Jan 7th, 2009
04:18:26 PM
pokadoo
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jan 7th, 2009
04:21:12 PM
When can we get back ...
by TheMcflyFarm
Jan 7th, 2009
04:23:09 PM
Look
by dvdhound79
Jan 7th, 2009
04:37:26 PM
PG is the new PG-13
by terry1978
Jan 7th, 2009
04:44:26 PM
The MPAA has lightened up a bit
by spectrebeeyatch
Jan 7th, 2009
05:04:56 PM
Watchmen/Tales
by Oknight
Jan 7th, 2009
05:08:57 PM
Well the trailer looks very funny.
by Smashing
Jan 7th, 2009
05:19:15 PM
Kramer vs. Kramer was PG...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Jan 7th, 2009
05:42:29 PM
I remember thinking it would be hard to keep Half-Blood Prince f
by Uga
Jan 7th, 2009
05:53:43 PM
Man fuck Yates
by D.Vader
Jan 7th, 2009
05:54:42 PM
test
by limb
Jan 7th, 2009
05:57:50 PM
Shrinking expectations...
by Evil Hobbit
Jan 7th, 2009
06:02:31 PM
Kramer . . .
by RumpleWho
Jan 7th, 2009
06:04:28 PM
This DVD and movie release is a great idea...
by worldofwarcraft
Jan 7th, 2009
06:29:36 PM
Well, Prince Caspian got away with a PG...
by RongoRongoMu
Jan 7th, 2009
06:38:42 PM
Right on, RongoRongoMu
by BeeDub
Jan 7th, 2009
07:24:45 PM
Surprising. They must have toned down HBP for the film
by finky089
Jan 7th, 2009
07:28:53 PM
no Fleur Delacour bukkake orgy ?????
by finky089
Jan 7th, 2009
07:29:29 PM
In the early 80s shortly before the PG-13 era...
by Feral Aristocrat
Jan 7th, 2009
07:36:29 PM
They must have edited to get PG
by performingmonkey
Jan 7th, 2009
08:08:30 PM
Battle at Hogwarts
by enderandrew
Jan 7th, 2009
08:18:50 PM
Uhh, no, Scary Movie was R
by D.Vader
Jan 7th, 2009
08:47:35 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Jan 7th, 2009
09:28:40 PM
Mr. Zeddemore
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Jan 7th, 2009
09:28:40 PM
HBP = PG = No Dumbledore on Brokeback mountain scene
by jaymrobinson
Jan 7th, 2009
10:00:30 PM
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
by BurgerTime
Jan 7th, 2009
10:51:55 PM
PG = worrying.
by BiggusDickus
Jan 7th, 2009
10:59:26 PM
PG = Grisly R = Grizzly
by YouAreAllMyBastardChildren
Jan 8th, 2009
12:46:59 AM
I thought you were talking about CHERRY POTTER.
by Bob Cryptonight
Jan 8th, 2009
01:12:56 AM
JAWS is rated PG here in the UK
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 8th, 2009
04:37:14 AM
The Man from Laramie is rated 'U'
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 8th, 2009
04:38:20 AM
Note to HBP colourist
by Mr Gorilla
Jan 8th, 2009
04:40:02 AM
HBP=
by Lost Jarv
Jan 8th, 2009
05:26:35 AM
Why even rate TOTBF?
by HollywoodBob
Jan 8th, 2009
10:24:48 AM
WATCHMEN Trailer Parody
by Docbrowneye
Jan 8th, 2009
11:25:47 AM

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